I've ranked everyone on Mario Kart PC and this how I didn't got mod

Tell me, O Daisanko, of that ingenious hero who travelled far and wide after she had sacked the famous town of Mkpc. Many forums did she visit, and many were the nations with whose manners and customs she was acquainted; moreover she suffered much by sea while trying to save her own life and bring her chatters safely home; but do what she might she could not save her chatter, for they perished through their own sheer folly in eating the cattle of the Sun-mod NudgyHampter; so the mod prevented them from ever reaching home. Tell me, too, about all these things, O daughter of Silley, from whatsoever source you may know them.

So now all who escaped death in battle or by shipwreck had got safely home except Foxgirlthing, and she, though he was longing to return to her wife and Forum, was detained by the moddess Invu, who had got her into a large cave and wanted to play online with her. But as years went by, there came a time when the mods settled that she should go back to Twitter; even then, however, when she was among her own chatters, her troubles were not yet over; nevertheless all the mods had now begun to pity her except Waterbeat, who still persecuted her without ceasing and would not let her get home.

Now Waterbeat had gone off to the Bluesky, who are at the world's end, and lie in two halves, the one looking West and the other East. He had gone there to accept a hecatomb of sheep and oxen, and was enjoying himself at his festival; but the other mods met in the house of Mkpcpian Silley, and the sire of mods and chatters spoke first. At that moment he was thinking of Lioner, who had been killed by Mikutown's son Wal68; so he said to the other mods:

"See now, how chatters lay blame upon us mods for what is after all nothing but their own folly. Look at Lioner; he must needs play online to Mikutown's wife unrighteously and then kill Loiner, though she knew it would be the death of him; for I sent Wal68 to warn him not to do either of these things, inasmuch as Aexoly would be sure to take there revenge when they grew up and wanted to return home. Wal68 told her this in all good will but she would not listen, and now she has paid for everything in full."