Worst track in mario kart history
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6367 pts ★ Racer
5000 pts ★ NoviceOn 2025-04-02 at 10:08:11
Placement | Track Name | Reason
3rd worst | Amsterdam Drift | I don't like the music
2nd worst | Neo Bowser City | Hard not to fall off
1st worst | N64 Rainbow Road | [#1(N64)Too long] [#2(WiiU)No shortcuts]
3rd worst | Amsterdam Drift | I don't like the music
2nd worst | Neo Bowser City | Hard not to fall off
1st worst | N64 Rainbow Road | [#1(N64)Too long] [#2(WiiU)No shortcuts]
Can agree with amsterdam drift but not bc of the music, the track itself is just very bland with not much to do. rainbow is really just a 50/50 either it's ok or unplayable lol. neo bowser city, at least in my opinion, isn't actually that bad, the falling off thing is remedied by break-drifting which separates good players and players who just vr-grind on local matches, but that's just my opinion, ignore it if you want to.
You were cooking with NBC and Amsterdam Drift tbh. RR N64 tho idk.
like some rr are way too narrow and sharp, but some of them like whichever rr version is on mk8dx is actually decently playable with wide(r) roads and more shallow turns, but maybe it's not actually wider and i just don't have good memory of any other rr
Oh ok I see. RR N64 is kinda unplayable bc it takes a long time to go around the track if you don’t know that infamous skip.
On 2025-04-02 at 12:14:00
hyrule circuit , i may not be a zelda fan , but this tracks sucks , its just a circuit but zelda themed( opinion not fact , some people may like this track)
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On 2025-04-04 at 09:13:53
Every track from super Mario kart apart from vanilla lake 2 and Mario circuit 3
On 2025-04-04 at 09:16:13
Every track from super Mario kart apart from vanilla lake 2 and Mario circuit 3
WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'apart from vanilla lake 2'?! It must be one of the worst and most hated tracks of all time
1On 2025-04-04 at 09:22:06
Every track from super Mario kart apart from vanilla lake 2 and Mario circuit 3
WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'apart from vanilla lake 2'?! It must be one of the best and most loved tracks of all time
You can actually respawn.
On 2025-04-04 at 20:47:00
vanilla lake 2 is NOT bad
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1On 2025-04-18 at 13:40:13
Every track from super Mario kart apart from vanilla lake 2 and Mario circuit 3
WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'apart from vanilla lake 2'?! It must be one of the best and most loved tracks of all time
You can actually respawn.
wow. what a great reason.
btw, have you never heard of Koopa Beach 1, Ghost Valley 1, 2, or 3, Vanilla lake 1 or Koopa Beach 2 cos they have holes
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On 2025-04-25 at 00:44:04
CHOCO ISLAND 1.
1.It's a big ugly circle without a single fun shortcut
2.Makes you want to gouge your eyes out on the SNES
3.Has no personality in Tour
4.Although its background looks good in Super Circuit, they just took that from Sunset Wilds, can't even give it credit there.
All in all, it's ugly, it's boring, and it doesn't need a remake. Not even giving it the Cheese Land treatment could save it.
1.It's a big ugly circle without a single fun shortcut
2.Makes you want to gouge your eyes out on the SNES
3.Has no personality in Tour
4.Although its background looks good in Super Circuit, they just took that from Sunset Wilds, can't even give it credit there.
All in all, it's ugly, it's boring, and it doesn't need a remake. Not even giving it the Cheese Land treatment could save it.
On 2025-04-25 at 09:40:56
Vanilla Lake 2. Genuinely awful to drive on for so many reasons. Vanilla Lake 1 isn't good either. Koopa Beach 2 and Choco Island 2 are also quit bad albeit not as bad (at least in SMK, because in MKPC...)
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On 2025-04-25 at 11:38:55
CHOCO ISLAND 1.
1.It's a big ugly circle without a single fun shortcut
2.Makes you want to gouge your eyes out on the SNES
3.Has no personality in Tour
4.Although its background looks good in Super Circuit, they just took that from Sunset Wilds, can't even give it credit there.
All in all, it's ugly, it's boring, and it doesn't need a remake. Not even giving it the Cheese Land treatment could save it.
1.It's a big ugly circle without a single fun shortcut
2.Makes you want to gouge your eyes out on the SNES
3.Has no personality in Tour
4.Although its background looks good in Super Circuit, they just took that from Sunset Wilds, can't even give it credit there.
All in all, it's ugly, it's boring, and it doesn't need a remake. Not even giving it the Cheese Land treatment could save it.
1. Both SMK and Super Circuit allow for a couple cool shortcuts if you're good enough. I can link the WRs if you don't believe me.
2. I don't really have a problem with the visuals myself. Maybe it's because I play on a handheld so the screen's different, or I've played the game for a few hundred hours but I don't think it's that big a deal.
3. Can't comment on this one, haven't played tour and I don't want to
4. All the SNES tracks got their backgrounds from MKSC so why is this a problem with CI1 specifically? Doesn't make sense in my head.
With all that out of the way, I'd like to make the case that the worst track is VL1. I want to play a racing game, not an obstacle course, and even including my favourite MK tech ever doesn't save it in either game it appears in (not counting Tour bc again, haven't played).
On 2025-04-25 at 22:37:56
CHOCO ISLAND 1.
1.It's a big ugly circle without a single fun shortcut
2.Makes you want to gouge your eyes out on the SNES
3.Has no personality in Tour
4.Although its background looks good in Super Circuit, they just took that from Sunset Wilds, can't even give it credit there.
All in all, it's ugly, it's boring, and it doesn't need a remake. Not even giving it the Cheese Land treatment could save it.
1.It's a big ugly circle without a single fun shortcut
2.Makes you want to gouge your eyes out on the SNES
3.Has no personality in Tour
4.Although its background looks good in Super Circuit, they just took that from Sunset Wilds, can't even give it credit there.
All in all, it's ugly, it's boring, and it doesn't need a remake. Not even giving it the Cheese Land treatment could save it.
1. Both SMK and Super Circuit allow for a couple cool shortcuts if you're good enough. I can link the WRs if you don't believe me.
2. I don't really have a problem with the visuals myself. Maybe it's because I play on a handheld so the screen's different, or I've played the game for a few hundred hours but I don't think it's that big a deal.
3. Can't comment on this one, haven't played tour and I don't want to
4. All the SNES tracks got their backgrounds from MKSC so why is this a problem with CI1 specifically? Doesn't make sense in my head.
With all that out of the way, I'd like to make the case that the worst track is VL1. I want to play a racing game, not an obstacle course, and even including my favourite MK tech ever doesn't save it in either game it appears in (not counting Tour bc again, haven't played).
Yeah, snow blocks are annoying, and It's a total flash bang of white.
On 2025-04-25 at 23:52:11
On 2025-04-29 at 00:25:49
n64 rainbow road
31On 2025-05-28 at 13:52:24
n64 rainbow road
It's Honestly fun to just cruise through the Long Course.
2On 2025-05-28 at 14:09:33
CGN Dry Dry Desert
On 2025-06-01 at 10:34:51
Every track from super Mario kart apart from vanilla lake 2 and Mario circuit 3
WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'apart from vanilla lake 2'?! It must be one of the best and most loved tracks of all time
You can actually respawn.
wow. what a great reason.
btw, have you never heard of Koopa Beach 1, Ghost Valley 1, 2, or 3, Vanilla lake 1 or Koopa Beach 2
They are bad
On 2025-06-01 at 18:15:37
I'm thinking about Bowser Castle 2 (SMK), or DS Figure-8 Circuit.
On 2025-06-01 at 18:45:58
It's N64 Moo Moo Farm
It's a compressed circle with only the Monty Moles for its purpose. Where do you even do Mini Turbos?
It's a compressed circle with only the Monty Moles for its purpose. Where do you even do Mini Turbos?
On 2025-06-01 at 19:04:44
Either N64 RR or DS Figure-8 Circuit both are just long tracks full of nothingness