This is Mario Kart [fanfic]

On 2025-09-08 at 22:57:36
"Is this MKPC?"
"No this is Patrick."
"No this is Patrick."

On 2025-09-09 at 01:21:34
I’m kinda in a rush, so here it is, and I hope it’s enough info.
Name: MaleMan*
Personality: Determined to always deliver the mail.
Kart: That BIG semi-truck from MKWorld (yes he delivers that much mail).
Color: Sky blue
Age: somewhere near 35
Special Item: Boxes that can be thrown forward as ramps, or ammo to block the way behind the driver. This is an OC, this is not even close to my identity. Hope this’s enough!
*I’m aware it’s spelt MaleMan, not MailMan.
Name: MaleMan*
Personality: Determined to always deliver the mail.
Kart: That BIG semi-truck from MKWorld (yes he delivers that much mail).
Color: Sky blue
Age: somewhere near 35
Special Item: Boxes that can be thrown forward as ramps, or ammo to block the way behind the driver. This is an OC, this is not even close to my identity. Hope this’s enough!
*I’m aware it’s spelt MaleMan, not MailMan.
On 2025-09-09 at 01:32:16
Name: MaleMan*
Personality: Determined to always deliver the mail.
Kart: That BIG semi-truck from MKWorld (yes he delivers that much mail).
Color: Sky blue
Special Item: Boxes that can be thrown forward as ramps, or ammo to block the way behind the driver. Hope this’s enough!
*I’m aware it’s spelt MaleMan, not MailMan.
Okay, he's accepted, but you also need to add a DD Partner. If not, I'll just choose a random character.


On 2025-09-09 at 17:43:16
S1 E3
Cheap Cheap Beech
Music: https://objection.lol/objection/9280186
India: I'll pay you back! *tackles Tom*
(Everyone wakes up.)
Alarm: Hello everyone! You've woken up, so here's some relaxing music.
(Music Start)
Tom: You won't like my axe! *swings*
(India jumps up and dodges it, then starts hitting Tom with a chappal.)
Buck: And you won't like my lasers! *shoots*
(The laser bounces off an invisible surface.)
Buck: Huh? What was that?
(The laser explodes.)
Nommanic: *leaning against the wall* I haven't told anybody yet, but I also have E.S.P. In my case, it's manipulating objects...
Explorers: When's breakfast?
(Sapphire starts singing.)
Sapphire: Sugar, sugar...
(Russia runs to Buck with a bottle of fermented potatoes.)
Sapphire: O that night, in your embrace...
(Buck trickshots the bottle of fermented potatoes with his arm, one shard of glass passing between his hands.)
Sapphire: When you stole away the keys...
(Buck's head gets chappaled.)
Sapphire: ...my heart held on to so tight.
(Russia gets two more bottles of fermented potatoes and thrusts them into Tom and Buck's mouths.)
Sapphire: Pleasure-
*bang*
Sapphire: AAAH!!
Ruby: S-Sorry! My h-hand slipped!
Sapphire: *resuming* But a fleeting melody...
(India catches Tom and Buck off-guard and chappals them.)
Sapphire: It wraps itself around me...
(Tom and Buck fall.)
Sapphire: ...and now through the air I fly...
(Tom and Buck spit out the vodka and try to get up.)
Sapphire: Woh... woh...
(India puts anvils on Tom and Buck.)
Sapphire: Burning on in my heart, fire...
(Her silk hat bursts into flames. She is a little surprised, but resumes singing.)
Sapphire: Burn my love away, all away.
(Tom and Buck jump up from the ground.)
Sapphire: Like a bullet-
*bang*
Saphhire: -of love, fire...
(Tom and Buck start attacking India and Russia.)
Sapphire: Take my life away, all away-
(Tom axes Sapphire.)
Yellow: Dang. This was NOT how it was supposed to turn out...
(Yellow revives Sapphire.)
Sapphire: *resuming* Guitar, guitar...
(India and Russia are knocked to the ground.)
Sapphire: Up together, to the sky......
(Everyone applauds Sapphire.)
Mimi: *walking in* Guys, you have six more "teammates."
YoshiLOVER: Hey guys



Mercury: Hii

Boyfriend: Hii!!
Pico: Hi!
Canada: Hii!
USA: Wassup guys, got any KFC?
Opulent: Uh oh, this isn't good...
Blue: Huh?
(Opulent whispers to Mimi and Explorers.)
Mimi: Wait, what?
Explorers:





(Music Change)
Boyfriend: Beep boop be BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP!?!?!?
Pico: Beep bop bee bop?
Boyfriend: Beep! Bop bap beep boo boop!
(Pico nods and pulls a gun to shoot Explorers with. It misses and hits Opulent instead.)
Opulent: OW! ...(but this is totally expected...)
(Opulent grabs Boyfriend's arm and swings him to the ground. Pico retaliates by shooting Opulent, but his gun explodes, creating a hole in the floor.)
Canada: Oh, okay...
(Canada and USA simultaneously attack Tom and Buck.)
YoshiLOVER: Guys, what just happened?
Explorer: No idea.
(Tom tries to axe India, misses, and throws said axe a Mimi in frustration, who promptly dodges it. Explorers then kicks off Boyfriend to tackle Tom.)
Alarm: The time is 9:30. The race will start in 30 minutes.
Tom: Who cares about racing at a time like this--?!
Mimi: You know what, everyone hurry up and get ready, NOW!!
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(Music Change)
Lakitu: Welcome... to CHEAP CHEAP BEECH!
(They look down at the sapling.)
Lakitu: Wait, no. This is CHEEP CHEEP BEECH!
(They look at the fishy tree.)
Lakitu: Actually, I meant CHEAP CHEAP BEACH!
(They look at the horrible photoshop track.)
Lakitu: Wait, no. This is the real deal, CHEEP CHEEP BEACH!!!
(They cheer.)
3 2 1 GO!
(Everyone gets a perfect rocket start and start drifting.)
Mimi: The racers are approaching the first item box! ...and... Canada throws some syrup ahead! Everyone but Canada dodge it, so USA eats a doggy corn to increase speed!
Lakitu: Now, the racers are approaching the second jump, and it is revealed that Nommanic pulled a Mushroom and Toadette a Golden Mushroom! They are taking huge shortcuts to get in front of the pack and are approaching the third set of-
*CRACK!*
Lakitu: Wow! Everyone-
*CRALACK!*
Mimi: -else seem-
*CRULOOOONG!*
Lakitu: -to have pulled-
*CRABOOOM!!*
Mimi: -pulled lighting strikes-
*BZZZAAAAP*
Lakitu: And are spa-
*CRAKC!*
Mimi: -spamming them!
*CrcracraCRACK!*
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Reporter: ...and the lighting strikes seem to have stopped! This is Johana Sébastien Sillies, reporting from MKPC University.
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Mimi: Toad and Opulent are back to normal size a lap behind! What will-
*CRACK CRACK CRACRACRACK BZAAP*
Lakitu: Oh no! not again!
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Reporter: Recent sightings of the SUPERLIGHTNING strike have caused a MASS FLEEING from Mia's Turnpike!
???: Run for your life, Sebastian!
Sebastian: ...(Is it just me or did this first race already happen and this is a dream? Either way...)
Sébastien: Looks like you win for now...
Opulent: ...(Oh dang. Why am I in Sebastian Kart Season 2 Episode 2 when I'm actually in This is Mario Kart Season 1 Episode 3?)
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Lakitu: THIRD LAP, EVERYONE!!
YoshiLOVER: Huh?
Mercury: What?
YoshiLOVER: Is it just me or did I have a trance just now?
Mercury: Hey, can I ask you something?
YoshiLOVER: Yes?
Mercury: Do you think Isabelle and Sebastian are really a couple?
Opulent: ...(Well, actually, even though I just joined Sebastian Kart, I think Isabelle was encouraging Sebastian at Mia's Turnpike...)
(Music Change)
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???: I'm telling ya, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!
???: Fine, fine. Whatever. ... Oops, I'm gonna be late. See you tomorrow...
???: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Opulent: ...(That accursed Boyfriend...)
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???: Where do you think you're going?
???: ...!
???: How dare you do such a vile-
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???: Gotcha. Now listen up and do this carefully... ...
???: No! What do you think... Urk!
???: Heh heh heh. This wouldn't've happened if you cooperated... heh heh heh...
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Opulent: ...(Darn it! What's going on?)
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???: No. Where do YOU think YOU'RE going?
???: Huh?
???: That's right. YOU.
???: Uhh... noooooo...... (No! I can't let this happen! But... I've got to run!)
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???: Admit it! You did it, didn't you?!
???: Uhh... *cough cough*
???: You blew this place up because of what I just stated, correct?!
???: No! It's not... *cough* TRUE!!
???: Admit it! Right now!
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Opulent: ...(Ugh... why did I even KNOW those events-)
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???: Not even the passage of time-
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???: That picture... it was-
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???: You... you saved me-
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Opulent: ...(Argh! Why? Just-)
Lakitu: The racers are approaching the last section, and-
Opulent: Think we can switch?
(Opulent and Nommanic switch.)
Mimi: What can be the meaning of this late switch? Can it be that-
(A bullet bill zooms past most of the racers.)
FINISH!!
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???: See? This is how you make a sweet potato!
(Some roars are heard in the background.)
Opulent: Cool! Can I try?
???: Sure! Just be careful you don't burn yourself!
(Two people run in.)
???: HOLD IT! STOP, RIGHT NOW!
(The other person grabs the two girls.)
???: Stay back! D-Don't come any closer!
???: ...! That's my-
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???: ...(Damn it! I got seperated from the pack! Nowhere to run... I've got to find something!)
(The Shy Guy in question continues fleeing from a group of Yoshis.)
???: ...! (It that? A spear I spy? I've got to try to get to it...)
(The Shy Guy pulls the spear from a fellow dead Shy Guy and attempts to defend himself. He gets flown into the air, along with the spear.)
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(The spear flies into the kidnapper's back, who drops the two girls.)
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Opulent: ... (What is going on? Wait... oh no...) NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
(Music Change)
Nommanic: Huh?!
(Opulent swiftly walks back to the building.)
GamerGuy: I wonder what's up.
Lakitu: Mimi! You've got the scores?
Mimi: Wait just one second... Oh no! I wrote them in the sand, but the tide washed them away! All I remember is that Toad got first, Nommanic second, and Boyfriend third!
Pico: Well. What do you think, Mimi?
.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Explorers: Did you just say what I heard you say?
(Explorers punches Pico, and everyone starts fighting.)
Alarm: BEEP BEEP BEEP THE TIME IS 6:00 PLEASE HEAD TO THE CAFETERIA
Mimi: Okay guys, STOP NOW and let's get to the cafeteria.
(They head to the cafeteria.)
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*riing riiing riiing*
???: Who could that be? *picks up phone* Hello, Cinnamon Folloreht- ... Huh?! ... You're not seriously gonna... ... ...okay, fine. I'll try to get there as soon as possible. *hangs up*
Season 1
Episode 3
Cheap Cheap Beech
THE END
...to be continued...
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ok i thought india and russsia died but was happy when TOM MISSED DA AXE ON INDIA
On 2025-09-10 at 14:02:34
(Canada and USA simultaneously attack Tom and Buck.)
(Tom tries to axe India, and misses)
nice every countryball is attacking tom and buck
ALSO TOM YA MISSED HAHA
On 2025-09-10 at 16:06:07
(Canada and USA simultaneously attack Tom and Buck.)
(Tom tries to axe India, and misses)
nice every countryball is attacking tom and buck
ALSO TOM YA MISSED HAHA
India hears 12 ring of bell
Tom he Is coming for you
On 2025-09-20 at 23:01:12
S1 E4
Music: https://objection.lol/objection/9610335
Luigi's Mansion
*knock knock*
???: Can I make a change of partner petition?
???: Sure, who is your replacement?
???: Cinnamon Folloreht. He's waiting outside.
???: Ah okay that's fine. Here's his form...
Cinnamon Folloreht
Nonchalant, and sometimes sarcastic.
Kart: MKPC Daisy Kart
Special Item: Shadow Lock. While this is on, it hinders opponents' motor skills and overall driving skill.
Special Abilities: Manipulate people and objects.
DD Partner: Nommanic
Age: 26
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Alarm: Beep beep beep
(Music Start)
Alarm: Beep beep bee-
(Everyone wakes up.)
(Music Start)
Hunter: Bro, what the hell is this music?!
Nommanic: I think it's Bach's
Toccata and Fugue.
Hunter: NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION LIL BOY-
Alarm: That's is correct. This ringtone is an arranged version of J. S. Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D Minor-
Hunter: No one ask you-
Alarm: It appears you are quite uneducated in grammar.
Hunter: How dare you!
(He shoots an arrow at the alarm, but misses because the alarm suddenly rolls to the right.)
Mimi: Hey yall

You have two- I mean four- I mean six ... (good I didn't hear that-)
Hunter: Sev-
(He gets slapped by GamerGuy and GamerGirl simultaneously.)
Mimi: ...new teammates.
Cinnamon Folloreht-
Nommanic: Wait, what are YOU doing here?
Sebastian
Katie
potter pottah
little potter
MaleMan
(Music Change)
Mimi: Because of the-
Tom: You mean MailMan.
MaleMan: No, it's MaleMan.
Tom: LOOK YOU IDIOT THAT IS LITERALLY THE-
Nommanic: No. His application form right there CLEARLY STATES that he KNOWS that "MailMan" is the correct spelling, but would like to be called the incorrect spelling!
Tom: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT YOU-
(He gets punched by Cinnamon.)
Buck: HOW DARE YOU DO THAT?! *throws a grenade*
(The grenade somehow accelerates back to Buck and explodes.)
Tom: WHAT DID YOU JUST DO TO BUCK?!? *swings axe*
(The axe breaks in half, the sharp point taking a boomerang path and hits the back of Tom, who screams.)
Cinnamon: At this point, it should be obvious that-
Hunter: Hey Cinnamon!! Wanna be friends! We can team against Nomma-
(Hunter's arrows lift into the air and pierce him, who promptly screams.)
Cinnamon: First of all, Nommanic's my brother. Second of all, you're clearly being specieist. Third of all-
Nommanic: What?
Sebastian: When do we get to the racing?
Mimi: Oh that's right I almost forgot! I'll have to do the preperations, lemme just, er... uhh...
Explorers: Hm?
Boyfrield: Hm?
Cinnamon and Nommanic: Oh, no, here we go AGAIN.
MaleMan: How long do we have to do consecutive dodgerblue characters?
Mimi: I just ended it.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(Music Change)
Lakitu: Welcome! Everyone! To the final race of the Bowl of Mushroom Soup!
(The crowd cheers.)
Mimi: The final track...
Everyone: LUIGI'S MANSION!!!
Crowd: Woo!! Woohoo!!! Yaaay!!! Hurray!!! Yay for JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY!!!
Nommanic: Huh? Why Jay?
Mimi: Have you forgotten already...?
3
2
1
GO!!!
(Everyone gets a rocket start and starts drifting.)
Mimi: Oh I almost forgot! MailMan-
MaleMan: -MaleMan
Tom: -MailMen-
Buck: -TheMailMan-
Tom: -TamaleMan-
Buck: -Tamale-
(Buck gets trickshot by Russia.)
Lakitu: The racers are approaching the Mansion... and... ... ... ...they trick!! Wait, what's Toad... Oh NOOOOOOO!!!
(The game crashes.)
Mimi: Sorry, people! Someone did a SPIN TURN on the STAIRCASE! We are trying to get the system back on, but... ... ... ... ... there!
(The karters resume racing.)
Mimi: *ahem* we will be using a goomba as MaleMan's DD Partner until he finds a suitable replacement.
(The racers do a sharp drift right.)
Lakitu: *ahem* And the racers are reaching the Mansion's exit! The road out is thin, though, so eventually...
Mimi: ...everyone bumps out into the unlimited-offroad.
Everyone: WAIT WHAT
Lakitu: The racers are unable to move, so... I guess I'll have to go help them.
(Lakitu pulls the racers out of the unlimited-offroad)
Mimi: Wait! You put them ahead of the checkpoint! How can they go back if the gate is closed?! ... ... Nevermind. *pulls out a laptop and starts typing* Okay. I deleted that checkpoint, so everything SHOULD be going a-okay.
Lakitu: *ahem* Now, the racers are also approaching the second set of unlimited-offroad!
(The racers get stuck in the mud.)
Mimi: Wait just a minute... *continues typing* there! Now the-
(-racers are sped at an incredible rate to the finish sign.)
littlepotter: daddydaddywhatishappening
potterpottah:ihavenoidea
LAP 2/3
(Music Change)
Nommanic: Huh? This music is way different from the previous one.
Sebastian: I could tell.
Nommanic: Uhh I think the Mansion changed according to the music. I wonder where Mario-
Mario: Hello! Oh! Sebastian, you are driving my kart! That is MY kart, not yours. *attacks Sebastian*
India: Uhh...
*riiing riiing riiiing riiing riiing riiiing riiiing riiing riiing riiing riiing riiiing*
Russia: <What is that?>
???: It's the sound of Tom comin' for ya.
Buck: Ready to die?
Mimi: Uhh this is not good.
Explorers: -not good at all.
(The racers are fighting at the first item box set.)
Nommanic: See? The Mansion is... rather modern.
Mario: Oh yeah! Dat is MY design! Do you like eet?
Nommanic: Frankly, no. It doesn't even fit the music--
(He gets down-specialled by Mario.)
Nommanic: But, the previous one fits the Mansion pretty well. It's the sound of you crying for help.
Mario: Huh?
Nommanic: I mean, weren't you kidnapped... ... ... ... --wait I mean CAPTURED in Luigi's Mansion?
(Somehow, this whole thing becomes a game of SSB.)
Mimi: GUYS!! THIS IS MARIO KART, NOT SUPER SMASH BROS!! GUYS!!
(Sebastian pulls a Fire Flower.)
Cinnamon: .............................................
Sebastian: Uhh cat got your tongue?
Katie: I think he's mesmerized by my beauty.
Sebastian: .............................................
Katie: Hey! The cat's not allowed to get YOUR tongue!
Nommanic: .............................................
Explorers: .............................................
Russia: .............................................
Boyfriend: .............................................
Pico: .............................................
Mimi: ..............................................
India: .............................................
Lakitu: Guys, this is Mario Kart, not Smash Bros or a game of English or Spanish-
Nommanic: --French. Wargor made this game, remember?
.............................................
Kirby: .............................................
(Mimi types on her computer, and everyone gets pushed in the Mansion, WITHOUT THEIR KARTS!!!)
Mimi: Sorry, yall..............................................
(Music Change)
Nommanic and Cinnamon: Ugh! The music quality is HORRIBLE!!
Explorers: Whaddya mean?
Boyfriend: Nah, bro. REAL whiz kids can work in ANY condition!
MaleMan: We're trying to hint you to tidy your desk more.
Boyfriend: Huh?
Mimi: Sorry to break the chain, but-
Luigi: Welcome to Luigi's Mansion! Pleese go to de next wroom.
Toadette and Stella: Can't we escape this?
Toad: Hmm... Yes, we can! ... ... ... ... ... wait but I don't have kart...
Nommanic: Yes, you do!
Toad: Huh? Oh I never noticed that there was a kart lying around there.
Luigi: Huh? Where deed dhat come from.
(The game crashes.)
Mimi: Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
(Music Change)
Nommanic: Ah yes panic put into a song.
Mimi: I've finished rebooting the game, but it still might be GLIIIIIIIITCHY!!!!
Lap 3/NaN
(Everyone "falls" in the forward direction in lap completion, somewhat randomly.)
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(The racers continue to accelerate, this time through every other race in the Bowl of Mushroom Soup.)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Mimi: Alrightie guys you have zero injuries in total, but this infraction was reported to the Police, and MKPC University MIGHT have to shut down due to safety violations. For now though, you've got to get ready for the second cup, the Cup that Red is allergic to.
Boyfriend: Don't we ever get a break?
Mimi: Oh that's right you didn't initially sign up.
Basically, Monday to Thursday will be Grand Prix racing. Friday is the winner celebration, and the weekend is free day, where you can do VS, TT, or anything you want.
...to be continued...
Season 1
Episode 4
Luigi's Mansion
THE END
Ad: Who won the Grand Prix? Stay tuned to find out...
Ad2: GlllGiichtyac s fhs the aada was rG,lidted sorsry for this sia i=miskatea This ad was glitched. Sorry for this mistake.
Music: https://objection.lol/objection/9610335
Luigi's Mansion
*knock knock*
???: Can I make a change of partner petition?
???: Sure, who is your replacement?
???: Cinnamon Folloreht. He's waiting outside.
???: Ah okay that's fine. Here's his form...
Cinnamon Folloreht
Nonchalant, and sometimes sarcastic.
Kart: MKPC Daisy Kart
Special Item: Shadow Lock. While this is on, it hinders opponents' motor skills and overall driving skill.
Special Abilities: Manipulate people and objects.
DD Partner: Nommanic
Age: 26
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Alarm: Beep beep beep
(Music Start)
Alarm: Beep beep bee-
(Everyone wakes up.)
(Music Start)
Hunter: Bro, what the hell is this music?!
Nommanic: I think it's Bach's
Toccata and Fugue.
Hunter: NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION LIL BOY-
Alarm: That's is correct. This ringtone is an arranged version of J. S. Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D Minor-
Hunter: No one ask you-
Alarm: It appears you are quite uneducated in grammar.
Hunter: How dare you!
(He shoots an arrow at the alarm, but misses because the alarm suddenly rolls to the right.)
Mimi: Hey yall



Hunter: Sev-
(He gets slapped by GamerGuy and GamerGirl simultaneously.)
Mimi: ...new teammates.
Cinnamon Folloreht-
Nommanic: Wait, what are YOU doing here?
Sebastian
Katie
potter pottah
little potter
MaleMan
(Music Change)
Mimi: Because of the-
Tom: You mean MailMan.
MaleMan: No, it's MaleMan.
Tom: LOOK YOU IDIOT THAT IS LITERALLY THE-
Nommanic: No. His application form right there CLEARLY STATES that he KNOWS that "MailMan" is the correct spelling, but would like to be called the incorrect spelling!
Tom: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT YOU-
(He gets punched by Cinnamon.)
Buck: HOW DARE YOU DO THAT?! *throws a grenade*
(The grenade somehow accelerates back to Buck and explodes.)
Tom: WHAT DID YOU JUST DO TO BUCK?!? *swings axe*
(The axe breaks in half, the sharp point taking a boomerang path and hits the back of Tom, who screams.)
Cinnamon: At this point, it should be obvious that-
Hunter: Hey Cinnamon!! Wanna be friends! We can team against Nomma-
(Hunter's arrows lift into the air and pierce him, who promptly screams.)
Cinnamon: First of all, Nommanic's my brother. Second of all, you're clearly being specieist. Third of all-
Nommanic: What?
Sebastian: When do we get to the racing?
Mimi: Oh that's right I almost forgot! I'll have to do the preperations, lemme just, er... uhh...
Explorers: Hm?
Boyfrield: Hm?
Cinnamon and Nommanic: Oh, no, here we go AGAIN.
MaleMan: How long do we have to do consecutive dodgerblue characters?
Mimi: I just ended it.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(Music Change)
Lakitu: Welcome! Everyone! To the final race of the Bowl of Mushroom Soup!
(The crowd cheers.)
Mimi: The final track...
Everyone: LUIGI'S MANSION!!!
Crowd: Woo!! Woohoo!!! Yaaay!!! Hurray!!! Yay for JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY!!!
Nommanic: Huh? Why Jay?
Mimi: Have you forgotten already...?
3
2
1
GO!!!
(Everyone gets a rocket start and starts drifting.)
Mimi: Oh I almost forgot! MailMan-
MaleMan: -MaleMan
Tom: -MailMen-
Buck: -TheMailMan-
Tom: -TamaleMan-
Buck: -Tamale-
(Buck gets trickshot by Russia.)
Lakitu: The racers are approaching the Mansion... and... ... ... ...they trick!! Wait, what's Toad... Oh NOOOOOOO!!!
(The game crashes.)
Mimi: Sorry, people! Someone did a SPIN TURN on the STAIRCASE! We are trying to get the system back on, but... ... ... ... ... there!
(The karters resume racing.)
Mimi: *ahem* we will be using a goomba as MaleMan's DD Partner until he finds a suitable replacement.
(The racers do a sharp drift right.)
Lakitu: *ahem* And the racers are reaching the Mansion's exit! The road out is thin, though, so eventually...
Mimi: ...everyone bumps out into the unlimited-offroad.
Everyone: WAIT WHAT
Lakitu: The racers are unable to move, so... I guess I'll have to go help them.
(Lakitu pulls the racers out of the unlimited-offroad)
Mimi: Wait! You put them ahead of the checkpoint! How can they go back if the gate is closed?! ... ... Nevermind. *pulls out a laptop and starts typing* Okay. I deleted that checkpoint, so everything SHOULD be going a-okay.
Lakitu: *ahem* Now, the racers are also approaching the second set of unlimited-offroad!
(The racers get stuck in the mud.)
Mimi: Wait just a minute... *continues typing* there! Now the-
(-racers are sped at an incredible rate to the finish sign.)
littlepotter: daddydaddywhatishappening
potterpottah:ihavenoidea
LAP 2/3
(Music Change)
Nommanic: Huh? This music is way different from the previous one.
Sebastian: I could tell.
Nommanic: Uhh I think the Mansion changed according to the music. I wonder where Mario-
Mario: Hello! Oh! Sebastian, you are driving my kart! That is MY kart, not yours. *attacks Sebastian*
India: Uhh...
*riiing riiing riiiing riiing riiing riiiing riiiing riiing riiing riiing riiing riiiing*
Russia: <What is that?>
???: It's the sound of Tom comin' for ya.
Buck: Ready to die?
Mimi: Uhh this is not good.
Explorers: -not good at all.
(The racers are fighting at the first item box set.)
Nommanic: See? The Mansion is... rather modern.
Mario: Oh yeah! Dat is MY design! Do you like eet?
Nommanic: Frankly, no. It doesn't even fit the music--
(He gets down-specialled by Mario.)
Nommanic: But, the previous one fits the Mansion pretty well. It's the sound of you crying for help.
Mario: Huh?
Nommanic: I mean, weren't you kidnapped... ... ... ... --wait I mean CAPTURED in Luigi's Mansion?
(Somehow, this whole thing becomes a game of SSB.)
Mimi: GUYS!! THIS IS MARIO KART, NOT SUPER SMASH BROS!! GUYS!!
(Sebastian pulls a Fire Flower.)
Cinnamon: .............................................
Sebastian: Uhh cat got your tongue?
Katie: I think he's mesmerized by my beauty.
Sebastian: .............................................
Katie: Hey! The cat's not allowed to get YOUR tongue!
Nommanic: .............................................
Explorers: .............................................
Russia: .............................................
Boyfriend: .............................................
Pico: .............................................
Mimi: ..............................................
India: .............................................
Lakitu: Guys, this is Mario Kart, not Smash Bros or a game of English or Spanish-
Nommanic: --French. Wargor made this game, remember?
.............................................
Kirby: .............................................
(Mimi types on her computer, and everyone gets pushed in the Mansion, WITHOUT THEIR KARTS!!!)
Mimi: Sorry, yall..............................................
(Music Change)
Nommanic and Cinnamon: Ugh! The music quality is HORRIBLE!!
Explorers: Whaddya mean?
Boyfriend: Nah, bro. REAL whiz kids can work in ANY condition!
MaleMan: We're trying to hint you to tidy your desk more.
Boyfriend: Huh?
Mimi: Sorry to break the chain, but-
Luigi: Welcome to Luigi's Mansion! Pleese go to de next wroom.
Toadette and Stella: Can't we escape this?
Toad: Hmm... Yes, we can! ... ... ... ... ... wait but I don't have kart...
Nommanic: Yes, you do!
Toad: Huh? Oh I never noticed that there was a kart lying around there.
Luigi: Huh? Where deed dhat come from.
(The game crashes.)
Mimi: Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
(Music Change)
Nommanic: Ah yes panic put into a song.
Mimi: I've finished rebooting the game, but it still might be GLIIIIIIIITCHY!!!!
Lap 3/NaN
(Everyone "falls" in the forward direction in lap completion, somewhat randomly.)
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(The racers continue to accelerate, this time through every other race in the Bowl of Mushroom Soup.)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Mimi: Alrightie guys you have zero injuries in total, but this infraction was reported to the Police, and MKPC University MIGHT have to shut down due to safety violations. For now though, you've got to get ready for the second cup, the Cup that Red is allergic to.
Boyfriend: Don't we ever get a break?
Mimi: Oh that's right you didn't initially sign up.
Basically, Monday to Thursday will be Grand Prix racing. Friday is the winner celebration, and the weekend is free day, where you can do VS, TT, or anything you want.
...to be continued...
Season 1
Episode 4
Luigi's Mansion
THE END
Ad: Who won the Grand Prix? Stay tuned to find out...
Ad2: GlllGiichtyac s fhs the aada was rG,lidted sorsry for this sia i=miskatea This ad was glitched. Sorry for this mistake.

On 2025-09-20 at 23:11:15
Music: https://objection.lol/objection/9610335
Luigi's Mansion
*knock knock*
???: Can I make a change of partner petition?
???: Sure, who is your replacement?
???: Cinnamon Folloreht. He's waiting outside.
???: Ah okay that's fine. Here's his form...
Cinnamon Folloreht
Nonchalant, and sometimes sarcastic.
Kart: MKPC Daisy Kart
Special Item: Shadow Lock. While this is on, it hinders opponents' motor skills and overall driving skill.
Special Abilities: Manipulate people and objects.
DD Partner: Nommanic
Age: 26
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Alarm: Beep beep beep
(Music Start)
Alarm: Beep beep bee-
(Everyone wakes up.)
(Music Start)
Hunter: Bro, what the hell is this music?!
Nommanic: I think it's Bach's
Toccata and Fugue.
Hunter: NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION LIL BOY-
Alarm: That's is correct. This ringtone is an arranged version of J. S. Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D Minor-
Hunter: No one ask you-
Alarm: It appears you are quite uneducated in grammar.
Hunter: How dare you!
(He shoots an arrow at the alarm, but misses because the alarm suddenly rolls to the right.)
Mimi: Hey yall



Hunter: Sev-
(He gets slapped by GamerGuy and GamerGirl simultaneously.)
Mimi: ...new teammates.
Cinnamon Folloreht-
Nommanic: Wait, what are YOU doing here?
Sebastian
Katie
potter pottah
little potter
MaleMan
(Music Change)
Mimi: Because of the-
Tom: You mean MailMan.
MaleMan: No, it's MaleMan.
Tom: LOOK YOU IDIOT THAT IS LITERALLY THE-
Nommanic: No. His application form right there CLEARLY STATES that he KNOWS that "MailMan" is the correct spelling, but would like to be called the incorrect spelling!
Tom: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT YOU-
(He gets punched by Cinnamon.)
Buck: HOW DARE YOU DO THAT?! *throws a grenade*
(The grenade somehow accelerates back to Buck and explodes.)
Tom: WHAT DID YOU JUST DO TO BUCK?!? *swings axe*
(The axe breaks in half, the sharp point taking a boomerang path and hits the back of Tom, who screams.)
Cinnamon: At this point, it should be obvious that-
Hunter: Hey Cinnamon!! Wanna be friends! We can team against Nomma-
(Hunter's arrows lift into the air and pierce him, who promptly screams.)
Cinnamon: First of all, Nommanic's my brother. Second of all, you're clearly being specieist. Third of all-
Nommanic: What?
Sebastian: When do we get to the racing?
Mimi: Oh that's right I almost forgot! I'll have to do the preperations, lemme just, er... uhh...
Explorers: Hm?
Boyfrield: Hm?
Cinnamon and Nommanic: Oh, no, here we go AGAIN.
MaleMan: How long do we have to do consecutive dodgerblue characters?
Mimi: I just ended it.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(Music Change)
Lakitu: Welcome! Everyone! To the final race of the Bowl of Mushroom Soup!
(The crowd cheers.)
Mimi: The final track...
Everyone: LUIGI'S MANSION!!!
Crowd: Woo!! Woohoo!!! Yaaay!!! Hurray!!! Yay for JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY!!!
Nommanic: Huh? Why Jay?
Mimi: Have you forgotten already...?
3
2
1
GO!!!
(Everyone gets a rocket start and starts drifting.)
Mimi: Oh I almost forgot! MailMan-
MaleMan: -MaleMan
Tom: -MailMen-
Buck: -TheMailMan-
Tom: -TamaleMan-
Buck: -Tamale-
(Buck gets trickshot by Russia.)
Lakitu: The racers are approaching the Mansion... and... ... ... ...they trick!! Wait, what's Toad... Oh NOOOOOOO!!!
(The game crashes.)
Mimi: Sorry, people! Someone did a SPIN TURN on the STAIRCASE! We are trying to get the system back on, but... ... ... ... ... there!
(The karters resume racing.)
Mimi: *ahem* we will be using a goomba as MaleMan's DD Partner until he finds a suitable replacement.
(The racers do a sharp drift right.)
Lakitu: *ahem* And the racers are reaching the Mansion's exit! The road out is thin, though, so eventually...
Mimi: ...everyone bumps out into the unlimited-offroad.
Everyone: WAIT WHAT
Lakitu: The racers are unable to move, so... I guess I'll have to go help them.
(Lakitu pulls the racers out of the unlimited-offroad)
Mimi: Wait! You put them ahead of the checkpoint! How can they go back if the gate is closed?! ... ... Nevermind. *pulls out a laptop and starts typing* Okay. I deleted that checkpoint, so everything SHOULD be going a-okay.
Lakitu: *ahem* Now, the racers are also approaching the second set of unlimited-offroad!
(The racers get stuck in the mud.)
Mimi: Wait just a minute... *continues typing* there! Now the-
(-racers are sped at an incredible rate to the finish sign.)
littlepotter: daddydaddywhatishappening
potterpottah:ihavenoidea
LAP 2/3
(Music Change)
Nommanic: Huh? This music is way different from the previous one.
Sebastian: I could tell.
Nommanic: Uhh I think the Mansion changed according to the music. I wonder where Mario-
Mario: Hello! Oh! Sebastian, you are driving my kart! That is MY kart, not yours. *attacks Sebastian*
India: Uhh...
*riiing riiing riiiing riiing riiing riiiing riiiing riiing riiing riiing riiing riiiing*
Russia: <What is that?>
???: It's the sound of Tom comin' for ya.
Buck: Ready to die?
Mimi: Uhh this is not good.
Explorers: -not good at all.
(The racers are fighting at the first item box set.)
Nommanic: See? The Mansion is... rather modern.
Mario: Oh yeah! Dat is MY design! Do you like eet?
Nommanic: Frankly, no. It doesn't even fit the music--
(He gets down-specialled by Mario.)
Nommanic: But, the previous one fits the Mansion pretty well. It's the sound of you crying for help.
Mario: Huh?
Nommanic: I mean, weren't you kidnapped... ... ... ... --wait I mean CAPTURED in Luigi's Mansion?
(Somehow, this whole thing becomes a game of SSB.)
Mimi: GUYS!! THIS IS MARIO KART, NOT SUPER SMASH BROS!! GUYS!!
(Sebastian pulls a Fire Flower.)
Cinnamon: .............................................
Sebastian: Uhh cat got your tongue?
Katie: I think he's mesmerized by my beauty.
Sebastian: .............................................
Katie: Hey! The cat's not allowed to get YOUR tongue!
Nommanic: .............................................
Explorers: .............................................
Russia: .............................................
Boyfriend: .............................................
Pico: .............................................
Mimi: ..............................................
India: .............................................
Lakitu: Guys, this is Mario Kart, not Smash Bros or a game of English or Spanish-
Nommanic: --French. Wargor made this game, remember?
.............................................
Kirby: .............................................
(Mimi types on her computer, and everyone gets pushed in the Mansion, WITHOUT THEIR KARTS!!!)
Mimi: Sorry, yall..............................................
(Music Change)
Nommanic and Cinnamon: Ugh! The music quality is HORRIBLE!!
Explorers: Whaddya mean?
Boyfriend: Nah, bro. REAL whiz kids can work in ANY condition!
MaleMan: We're trying to hint you to tidy your desk more.
Boyfriend: Huh?
Mimi: Sorry to break the chain, but-
Luigi: Welcome to Luigi's Mansion! Pleese go to de next wroom.
Toadette and Stella: Can't we escape this?
Toad: Hmm... Yes, we can! ... ... ... ... ... wait but I don't have kart...
Nommanic: Yes, you do!
Toad: Huh? Oh I never noticed that there was a kart lying around there.
Luigi: Huh? Where deed dhat come from.
(The game crashes.)
Mimi: Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
(Music Change)
Nommanic: Ah yes panic put into a song.
Mimi: I've finished rebooting the game, but it still might be GLIIIIIIIITCHY!!!!
Lap 3/NaN
(Everyone "falls" in the forward direction in lap completion, somewhat randomly.)
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(The racers continue to accelerate, this time through every other race in the Bowl of Mushroom Soup.)
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Mimi: Alrightie guys you have zero injuries in total, but this infraction was reported to the Police, and MKPC University MIGHT have to shut down due to safety violations. For now though, you've got to get ready for the second cup, the Cup that Red is allergic to.
Boyfriend: Don't we ever get a break?
Mimi: Oh that's right you didn't initially sign up.
Basically, Monday to Thursday will be Grand Prix racing. Friday is the winner celebration, and the weekend is free day, where you can do VS, TT, or anything you want.
...to be continued...
Season 1
Episode 4
Luigi's Mansion
THE END
Ad: Who won the Grand Prix? Stay tuned to find out...
Ad2: GlllGiichtyac s fhs the aada was rG,lidted sorsry for this sia i=miskatea This ad was glitched. Sorry for this mistake.
why did the only thing GamerGuy and GamerGirl do was punch hunter (I think It was hunter)? like they are both very experienced with fighting, they could've gone something in the SSB part
(it was still really good though)
On 2025-09-20 at 23:41:55
This fanfic is really interesting. By the way, these are the color codes:
Hunter: Light Yellow
Harper: Pink
Hunter: Light Yellow
Harper: Pink

On 2025-09-21 at 12:08:52
Music: https://objection.lol/objection/9610335
Luigi's Mansion
*knock knock*
???: Can I make a change of partner petition?
???: Sure, who is your replacement?
???: Cinnamon Folloreht. He's waiting outside.
???: Ah okay that's fine. Here's his form...
Cinnamon Folloreht
Nonchalant, and sometimes sarcastic.
Kart: MKPC Daisy Kart
Special Item: Shadow Lock. While this is on, it hinders opponents' motor skills and overall driving skill.
Special Abilities: Manipulate people and objects.
DD Partner: Nommanic
Age: 26
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Alarm: Beep beep beep
(Music Start)
Alarm: Beep beep bee-
(Everyone wakes up.)
(Music Start)
Hunter: Bro, what the hell is this music?!
Nommanic: I think it's Bach's
Toccata and Fugue.
Hunter: NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION LIL BOY-
Alarm: That's is correct. This ringtone is an arranged version of J. S. Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D Minor-
Hunter: No one ask you-
Alarm: It appears you are quite uneducated in grammar.
Hunter: How dare you!
(He shoots an arrow at the alarm, but misses because the alarm suddenly rolls to the right.)
Mimi: Hey yall



Hunter: Sev-
(He gets slapped by GamerGuy and GamerGirl simultaneously.)
Mimi: ...new teammates.
Cinnamon Folloreht-
Nommanic: Wait, what are YOU doing here?
Sebastian
Katie
potter pottah
little potter
MaleMan
(Music Change)
Mimi: Because of the-
Tom: You mean MailMan.
MaleMan: No, it's MaleMan.
Tom: LOOK YOU IDIOT THAT IS LITERALLY THE-
Nommanic: No. His application form right there CLEARLY STATES that he KNOWS that "MailMan" is the correct spelling, but would like to be called the incorrect spelling!
Tom: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT YOU-
(He gets punched by Cinnamon.)
Buck: HOW DARE YOU DO THAT?! *throws a grenade*
(The grenade somehow accelerates back to Buck and explodes.)
Tom: WHAT DID YOU JUST DO TO BUCK?!? *swings axe*
(The axe breaks in half, the sharp point taking a boomerang path and hits the back of Tom, who screams.)
Cinnamon: At this point, it should be obvious that-
Hunter: Hey Cinnamon!! Wanna be friends! We can team against Nomma-
(Hunter's arrows lift into the air and pierce him, who promptly screams.)
Cinnamon: First of all, Nommanic's my brother. Second of all, you're clearly being specieist. Third of all-
Nommanic: What?
Sebastian: When do we get to the racing?
Mimi: Oh that's right I almost forgot! I'll have to do the preperations, lemme just, er... uhh...
Explorers: Hm?
Boyfrield: Hm?
Cinnamon and Nommanic: Oh, no, here we go AGAIN.
MaleMan: How long do we have to do consecutive dodgerblue characters?
Mimi: I just ended it.
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(Music Change)
Lakitu: Welcome! Everyone! To the final race of the Bowl of Mushroom Soup!
(The crowd cheers.)
Mimi: The final track...
Everyone: LUIGI'S MANSION!!!
Crowd: Woo!! Woohoo!!! Yaaay!!! Hurray!!! Yay for JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY!!!
Nommanic: Huh? Why Jay?
Mimi: Have you forgotten already...?
3
2
1
GO!!!
(Everyone gets a rocket start and starts drifting.)
Mimi: Oh I almost forgot! MailMan-
MaleMan: -MaleMan
Tom: -MailMen-
Buck: -TheMailMan-
Tom: -TamaleMan-
Buck: -Tamale-
(Buck gets trickshot by Russia.)
Lakitu: The racers are approaching the Mansion... and... ... ... ...they trick!! Wait, what's Toad... Oh NOOOOOOO!!!
(The game crashes.)
Mimi: Sorry, people! Someone did a SPIN TURN on the STAIRCASE! We are trying to get the system back on, but... ... ... ... ... there!
(The karters resume racing.)
Mimi: *ahem* we will be using a goomba as MaleMan's DD Partner until he finds a suitable replacement.
(The racers do a sharp drift right.)
Lakitu: *ahem* And the racers are reaching the Mansion's exit! The road out is thin, though, so eventually...
Mimi: ...everyone bumps out into the unlimited-offroad.
Everyone: WAIT WHAT
Lakitu: The racers are unable to move, so... I guess I'll have to go help them.
(Lakitu pulls the racers out of the unlimited-offroad)
Mimi: Wait! You put them ahead of the checkpoint! How can they go back if the gate is closed?! ... ... Nevermind. *pulls out a laptop and starts typing* Okay. I deleted that checkpoint, so everything SHOULD be going a-okay.
Lakitu: *ahem* Now, the racers are also approaching the second set of unlimited-offroad!
(The racers get stuck in the mud.)
Mimi: Wait just a minute... *continues typing* there! Now the-
(-racers are sped at an incredible rate to the finish sign.)
littlepotter: daddydaddywhatishappening
potterpottah:ihavenoidea
LAP 2/3
(Music Change)
Nommanic: Huh? This music is way different from the previous one.
Sebastian: I could tell.
Nommanic: Uhh I think the Mansion changed according to the music. I wonder where Mario-
Mario: Hello! Oh! Sebastian, you are driving my kart! That is MY kart, not yours. *attacks Sebastian*
India: Uhh...
*riiing riiing riiiing riiing riiing riiiing riiiing riiing riiing riiing riiing riiiing*
Russia: <What is that?>
???: It's the sound of Tom comin' for ya.
Buck: Ready to die?
Mimi: Uhh this is not good.
Explorers: -not good at all.
(The racers are fighting at the first item box set.)
Nommanic: See? The Mansion is... rather modern.
Mario: Oh yeah! Dat is MY design! Do you like eet?
Nommanic: Frankly, no. It doesn't even fit the music--
(He gets down-specialled by Mario.)
Nommanic: But, the previous one fits the Mansion pretty well. It's the sound of you crying for help.
Mario: Huh?
Nommanic: I mean, weren't you kidnapped... ... ... ... --wait I mean CAPTURED in Luigi's Mansion?
(Somehow, this whole thing becomes a game of SSB.)
Mimi: GUYS!! THIS IS MARIO KART, NOT SUPER SMASH BROS!! GUYS!!
(Sebastian pulls a Fire Flower.)
Cinnamon: .............................................
Sebastian: Uhh cat got your tongue?
Katie: I think he's mesmerized by my beauty.
Sebastian: .............................................
Katie: Hey! The cat's not allowed to get YOUR tongue!
Nommanic: .............................................
Explorers: .............................................
Russia: .............................................
Boyfriend: .............................................
Pico: .............................................
Mimi: ..............................................
India: .............................................
Lakitu: Guys, this is Mario Kart, not Smash Bros or a game of English or Spanish-
Nommanic: --French. Wargor made this game, remember?
.............................................
Kirby: .............................................
(Mimi types on her computer, and everyone gets pushed in the Mansion, WITHOUT THEIR KARTS!!!)
Mimi: Sorry, yall..............................................
(Music Change)
Nommanic and Cinnamon: Ugh! The music quality is HORRIBLE!!
Explorers: Whaddya mean?
Boyfriend: Nah, bro. REAL whiz kids can work in ANY condition!
MaleMan: We're trying to hint you to tidy your desk more.
Boyfriend: Huh?
Mimi: Sorry to break the chain, but-
Luigi: Welcome to Luigi's Mansion! Pleese go to de next wroom.
Toadette and Stella: Can't we escape this?
Toad: Hmm... Yes, we can! ... ... ... ... ... wait but I don't have kart...
Nommanic: Yes, you do!
Toad: Huh? Oh I never noticed that there was a kart lying around there.
Luigi: Huh? Where deed dhat come from.
(The game crashes.)
Mimi: Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
(Music Change)
Nommanic: Ah yes panic put into a song.
Mimi: I've finished rebooting the game, but it still might be GLIIIIIIIITCHY!!!!
Lap 3/NaN
(Everyone "falls" in the forward direction in lap completion, somewhat randomly.)
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(The racers continue to accelerate, this time through every other race in the Bowl of Mushroom Soup.)
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Mimi: Alrightie guys you have zero injuries in total, but this infraction was reported to the Police, and MKPC University MIGHT have to shut down due to safety violations. For now though, you've got to get ready for the second cup, the Cup that Red is allergic to.
Boyfriend: Don't we ever get a break?
Mimi: Oh that's right you didn't initially sign up.
Basically, Monday to Thursday will be Grand Prix racing. Friday is the winner celebration, and the weekend is free day, where you can do VS, TT, or anything you want.
...to be continued...
Season 1
Episode 4
Luigi's Mansion
THE END
Ad: Who won the Grand Prix? Stay tuned to find out...
Ad2: GlllGiichtyac s fhs the aada was rG,lidted sorsry for this sia i=miskatea This ad was glitched. Sorry for this mistake.
nerd mode: potter and little potter do speak spaces, im sorry for not saying that at my character bio
example:
little potter: daddy daddy what is happening
potter pottah: i have no idea
On 2025-09-21 at 21:19:57
"Is this MKPC?"
"No this is Patrick."
this jokes are dead by now"No this is Patrick."
On 2025-09-27 at 23:10:30
Who won the Bowl of Mushroom Soup?
Season 1 Episode 5
A WINNER IS YOU!
https://objection.lol/objection/9722787
Mimi: Wakey wakey it's Friday!
Alarm: The time is 5:23 A.M.
(Mimi waits about 3 hours for everyone to wake up.)
Mimi: Alright guys today is Friday, so we have set up some immersives like, idk Smash or-
Everyone: SUPER SMASH BROS!!!
(At the SMASH Arena...)
Mimi: Alright guys, here are the rules:
THERE ARE THREE TYPES OF STAGES:
BATTLEFIELD STAGE
FINAL DESTINATION STAGE
ARENA STAGE
EACH STAGE HAS A DIFFERENT LAYOUT
BATTLEFIELDS ARE SHAPED LIKE THE STAGE BATTLEFIELD
FINAL DESTINATIONS ARE SHAPED LIKE THE STAGE FINAL DESTINATION
ARENAS FORCE YOU TO RELY ON STAMINA KOS BECAUSE BLAST KOS ARE IMPOSSIBLE
FINAL SMASHES ARE ALLOWED
TAUNTING IS ALLOWED
Mimi: Welp guys, brace yourselves. The first match will take place in 5 minutes in the arena. It's Nommanic + Cinnamon VS Buck and Tom. It's a team game, because this is--
DOUBLE DASH!!
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(Music Change)
Music -- "Questioning -- Allegro 2004"
Nommanic: a.k.a. "Cross-Examination - Allegro 2004" ... (Oh and by the way if you are reading this know that I decided to change my text colour. Moves are from my submission in @-Kirbster-'s "[FANFIC]Super Smash Bros. X MKPC" )
3 2 1 START!
The match is taking place in a FINAL DESTINATION!!! Nommanic immediately takes on Tom, and combos dash-attacks before grabbing him! Nommanic throws Tom up, and switches to Human mode!
Meanwhile, Buck is spamming grenades at Cinnamon, who gets hit! Buck continues spamming grenades to edgeguard, but Cinnamon uses his up special and reflects the grenades with a basketball while simultaneously recovering! He up tilts and down airs to combo!
Now back to Nommanic and Tom, Nommanic grabs Tom and up throws! Nommanic then uses his Down Special, clearly plagiarized from Pikachu's down special, and knocks Tom far out! He recovers with a small jump, then an up special allows him to just barely grab the ledge! But oh no...! Nommanic is back into Shy Guy mode, and fully charged his down smash! He uses it, jumps and uses his up special, and KOs Tom!!
On the other side, after comboing, Cinnamon goes for a meteor smash! Buck challenges it with an up special, recovers successfully, then grabs Cinnamon! He throws him with 'help' from grenades, and runs over to help Tom with Nommanic!
Before that, Tom respawned and threw his axe, which is impossible to dodge! Nommanic responds by throwing a spear... The two continue to throw projectiles, then...
Buck throws 42 grenades at them, causing them both to lose a stock. Tom is at one stock now, a dangerously low amount! Unfortunately for him and Buck, Cinnamon recovered successfully and throws spears and basketballs at them!
Uh oh. It's the SMASH BALL!!!
One hit from the axe is enough to destroy the ball, and TOM GETS THE FINAL SMASH!!!...which he promptly uses, instant KOing everyone else on stage... and he taunts-- very snarky of him, but it BACKFIRES WHEN NOMMANIC CREATES PERSIM BERRY SPLASH POTIONS, CURING HIS PARTY'S CONFUSION!!!
Tom is still very overconfident, allowing Nommanic to charge up a smash attack. BUT, TOM COUNTERS IT!! HE SWINGS......and misses. Unfortunately for him, Nommanic charged up another smash, which Tom counters again, but Nommanic "Counters" it using "Counter!" Unfortunately for him (Nommanic), Tom counters that attack, and... oh no.
The two are AT IT! They're countering and countering
Huh? Nommanic let his guard slip, which SOMEHOW DEALS NEGATIVE DAMAGE TO HIM!!!!.... Uh oh.
Lakitu: Huh? What is it?
Mimi: I think... it somehow fried the console's motherboard.
Lakitu: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! DECLARE EMERGENCY!!!
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(Music Change)
potterpot: whatnow?
Kevin: I dunno. Speaking of which, how did you take negative damage?
Nommanic: Well, I KNEW that damage will overflow after that many iterations, so I just waited until that moment. I think it crashed the game.
Mimi: Sorry guys, the Smash sim is not working, so your options are Minecraft-
Some: MINCERAFT!!! [sic]
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(Sebastian, Katie, Boyfriend, and Pico spawn.)
Boyfriend: BEEP bop Boop <Chop chop wood!>
Katie: Okay guys, I'll take care of the crafting. *proceeds to craft 64 wooden hoes* there! Done!
Pico: Naw... *proceeds to craft wooden pickaxes* Now we can go mining!
(The team mines some stone and crafts full stone tools, except for hoes.)
Sebastian: Hey, I think we should build a base!
Boyfriend: Beep boop! <Great idea!>
(They build a shelter from wooden planks.)
Pico: Hey look a creeper!
(He tries to take it out but gets exploded.)
Nommanic: *commentating* MISSION
Explorers: *commentating* ABSOLUTE
MaleMan: *commentating* FAILURE
Boyfriend: ):<
Pico: *respawning* Ugh. What happened?
Nommanic: Skill issue.
Toad: Skill issue.
Toadette: Skill issue.
Kevin: Skill issue.
Stella: Skill issue.
Explorers: Skill issue.
Explorer: Skill issue.
Woodboy: Skill issue.
Fireboy: Skill issue.
India: Skill issue.
Russia: Skill issue.
GamerGuy: Skill issue.
DARKGAMER: S K I L L I S S U E
GamerGirl: Skill issue.
Garfield: Skill issue.
Odie: Skill issue.
Hunter: Skill issue.
Harper: Skill issue.
Kirby: Skill issue.
Bandanna Dee: Skill issue.
Buck: Skill issue.
Tom: Skill issue.
potterpottah
killissue
littlepotter
killissue
YoshiLOVER: Skill issue.
Mercury: Skill issue.
Boyfriend: ):<
Pico: ):<
Canada: Skill issue.
USA: Skill issue.
Sebastian: Skill issue.
Katie: Skill issue.
Mimi: Heyguys! The celebration is about to start, right... here. *tosses map* Bye!
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(Music Change)
Mimi: Well guys for tonight's menu... Mushroom Soup.
..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Mimi: Something tells me this wasn't well-received.
..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Mimi: Anyways! The winner goes to........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Stella:
Season 1
Episode 5
A WINNER IS YOU!
THE END
...to be continued...
Ad: It's Friday! And Toad and Toadette have won the Bowl of Mushroom SOUP!!! *background cheers* Celebrate, with Gulpz Beers.
Ad2: Are you bored? Nothing to cheer for? Well...check out our new website! MKTV! We have the 2005 Grand Prix happening right now! Come watch the racers race! And the losers lose. MKTV has ALL of it! From the goldy oldies 1992 Grand Prix to the New Goodies 2025 Grand Prix! Start a free trial today and check out the 1st quarter of the Flower Cup happening soon!
Season 1 Episode 5
A WINNER IS YOU!
https://objection.lol/objection/9722787
Mimi: Wakey wakey it's Friday!
Alarm: The time is 5:23 A.M.
(Mimi waits about 3 hours for everyone to wake up.)
Mimi: Alright guys today is Friday, so we have set up some immersives like, idk Smash or-
Everyone: SUPER SMASH BROS!!!
(At the SMASH Arena...)
Mimi: Alright guys, here are the rules:
THERE ARE THREE TYPES OF STAGES:
BATTLEFIELD STAGE
FINAL DESTINATION STAGE
ARENA STAGE
EACH STAGE HAS A DIFFERENT LAYOUT
BATTLEFIELDS ARE SHAPED LIKE THE STAGE BATTLEFIELD
FINAL DESTINATIONS ARE SHAPED LIKE THE STAGE FINAL DESTINATION
ARENAS FORCE YOU TO RELY ON STAMINA KOS BECAUSE BLAST KOS ARE IMPOSSIBLE
FINAL SMASHES ARE ALLOWED
TAUNTING IS ALLOWED
Mimi: Welp guys, brace yourselves. The first match will take place in 5 minutes in the arena. It's Nommanic + Cinnamon VS Buck and Tom. It's a team game, because this is--
DOUBLE DASH!!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(Music Change)
Music -- "Questioning -- Allegro 2004"
Nommanic: a.k.a. "Cross-Examination - Allegro 2004" ... (Oh and by the way if you are reading this know that I decided to change my text colour. Moves are from my submission in @-Kirbster-'s "[FANFIC]Super Smash Bros. X MKPC" )
3 2 1 START!
The match is taking place in a FINAL DESTINATION!!! Nommanic immediately takes on Tom, and combos dash-attacks before grabbing him! Nommanic throws Tom up, and switches to Human mode!
Meanwhile, Buck is spamming grenades at Cinnamon, who gets hit! Buck continues spamming grenades to edgeguard, but Cinnamon uses his up special and reflects the grenades with a basketball while simultaneously recovering! He up tilts and down airs to combo!
Now back to Nommanic and Tom, Nommanic grabs Tom and up throws! Nommanic then uses his Down Special, clearly plagiarized from Pikachu's down special, and knocks Tom far out! He recovers with a small jump, then an up special allows him to just barely grab the ledge! But oh no...! Nommanic is back into Shy Guy mode, and fully charged his down smash! He uses it, jumps and uses his up special, and KOs Tom!!
On the other side, after comboing, Cinnamon goes for a meteor smash! Buck challenges it with an up special, recovers successfully, then grabs Cinnamon! He throws him with 'help' from grenades, and runs over to help Tom with Nommanic!
Before that, Tom respawned and threw his axe, which is impossible to dodge! Nommanic responds by throwing a spear... The two continue to throw projectiles, then...
Buck throws 42 grenades at them, causing them both to lose a stock. Tom is at one stock now, a dangerously low amount! Unfortunately for him and Buck, Cinnamon recovered successfully and throws spears and basketballs at them!
Uh oh. It's the SMASH BALL!!!
One hit from the axe is enough to destroy the ball, and TOM GETS THE FINAL SMASH!!!...which he promptly uses, instant KOing everyone else on stage... and he taunts-- very snarky of him, but it BACKFIRES WHEN NOMMANIC CREATES PERSIM BERRY SPLASH POTIONS, CURING HIS PARTY'S CONFUSION!!!
Tom is still very overconfident, allowing Nommanic to charge up a smash attack. BUT, TOM COUNTERS IT!! HE SWINGS......and misses. Unfortunately for him, Nommanic charged up another smash, which Tom counters again, but Nommanic "Counters" it using "Counter!" Unfortunately for him (Nommanic), Tom counters that attack, and... oh no.
The two are AT IT! They're countering and countering
and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering......
Huh? Nommanic let his guard slip, which SOMEHOW DEALS NEGATIVE DAMAGE TO HIM!!!!.... Uh oh.
Lakitu: Huh? What is it?
Mimi: I think... it somehow fried the console's motherboard.
Lakitu: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! DECLARE EMERGENCY!!!
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(Music Change)
potterpot: whatnow?
Kevin: I dunno. Speaking of which, how did you take negative damage?
Nommanic: Well, I KNEW that damage will overflow after that many iterations, so I just waited until that moment. I think it crashed the game.
Mimi: Sorry guys, the Smash sim is not working, so your options are Minecraft-
Some: MINCERAFT!!! [sic]
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(Sebastian, Katie, Boyfriend, and Pico spawn.)
Boyfriend: BEEP bop Boop <Chop chop wood!>
Katie: Okay guys, I'll take care of the crafting. *proceeds to craft 64 wooden hoes* there! Done!
Pico: Naw... *proceeds to craft wooden pickaxes* Now we can go mining!
(The team mines some stone and crafts full stone tools, except for hoes.)
Sebastian: Hey, I think we should build a base!
Boyfriend: Beep boop! <Great idea!>
(They build a shelter from wooden planks.)
Pico: Hey look a creeper!
(He tries to take it out but gets exploded.)
Nommanic: *commentating* MISSION
Explorers: *commentating* ABSOLUTE
MaleMan: *commentating* FAILURE
Boyfriend: ):<
Pico: *respawning* Ugh. What happened?
Nommanic: Skill issue.
Toad: Skill issue.
Toadette: Skill issue.
Kevin: Skill issue.
Stella: Skill issue.
Explorers: Skill issue.
Explorer: Skill issue.
Woodboy: Skill issue.
Fireboy: Skill issue.
India: Skill issue.
Russia: Skill issue.
GamerGuy: Skill issue.
DARKGAMER: S K I L L I S S U E
GamerGirl: Skill issue.
Garfield: Skill issue.
Odie: Skill issue.
Hunter: Skill issue.
Harper: Skill issue.
Kirby: Skill issue.
Bandanna Dee: Skill issue.
Buck: Skill issue.
Tom: Skill issue.
potterpottah

littlepotter

YoshiLOVER: Skill issue.
Mercury: Skill issue.
Boyfriend: ):<
Pico: ):<
Canada: Skill issue.
USA: Skill issue.
Sebastian: Skill issue.
Katie: Skill issue.
Mimi: Heyguys! The celebration is about to start, right... here. *tosses map* Bye!
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(Music Change)
Mimi: Well guys for tonight's menu... Mushroom Soup.
..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Mimi: Something tells me this wasn't well-received.
..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Mimi: Anyways! The winner goes to........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Stella:

Season 1
Episode 5
A WINNER IS YOU!
THE END
...to be continued...
Ad: It's Friday! And Toad and Toadette have won the Bowl of Mushroom SOUP!!! *background cheers* Celebrate, with Gulpz Beers.
Ad2: Are you bored? Nothing to cheer for? Well...check out our new website! MKTV! We have the 2005 Grand Prix happening right now! Come watch the racers race! And the losers lose. MKTV has ALL of it! From the goldy oldies 1992 Grand Prix to the New Goodies 2025 Grand Prix! Start a free trial today and check out the 1st quarter of the Flower Cup happening soon!



On 2025-09-28 at 12:11:16
Season 1 Episode 5
A WINNER IS YOU!
https://objection.lol/objection/9722787
Mimi: Wakey wakey it's Friday!
Alarm: The time is 5:23 A.M.
(Mimi waits about 3 hours for everyone to wake up.)
Mimi: Alright guys today is Friday, so we have set up some immersives like, idk Smash or-
Everyone: SUPER SMASH BROS!!!
(At the SMASH Arena...)
Mimi: Alright guys, here are the rules:
THERE ARE THREE TYPES OF STAGES:
BATTLEFIELD STAGE
FINAL DESTINATION STAGE
ARENA STAGE
EACH STAGE HAS A DIFFERENT LAYOUT
BATTLEFIELDS ARE SHAPED LIKE THE STAGE BATTLEFIELD
FINAL DESTINATIONS ARE SHAPED LIKE THE STAGE FINAL DESTINATION
ARENAS FORCE YOU TO RELY ON STAMINA KOS BECAUSE BLAST KOS ARE IMPOSSIBLE
FINAL SMASHES ARE ALLOWED
TAUNTING IS ALLOWED
Mimi: Welp guys, brace yourselves. The first match will take place in 5 minutes in the arena. It's Nommanic + Cinnamon VS Buck and Tom. It's a team game, because this is--
DOUBLE DASH!!
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(Music Change)
Music -- "Questioning -- Allegro 2004"
Nommanic: a.k.a. "Cross-Examination - Allegro 2004" ... (Oh and by the way if you are reading this know that I decided to change my text colour. Moves are from my submission in @-Kirbster-'s "[FANFIC]Super Smash Bros. X MKPC" )
3 2 1 START!
The match is taking place in a FINAL DESTINATION!!! Nommanic immediately takes on Tom, and combos dash-attacks before grabbing him! Nommanic throws Tom up, and switches to Human mode!
Meanwhile, Buck is spamming grenades at Cinnamon, who gets hit! Buck continues spamming grenades to edgeguard, but Cinnamon uses his up special and reflects the grenades with a basketball while simultaneously recovering! He up tilts and down airs to combo!
Now back to Nommanic and Tom, Nommanic grabs Tom and up throws! Nommanic then uses his Down Special, clearly plagiarized from Pikachu's down special, and knocks Tom far out! He recovers with a small jump, then an up special allows him to just barely grab the ledge! But oh no...! Nommanic is back into Shy Guy mode, and fully charged his down smash! He uses it, jumps and uses his up special, and KOs Tom!!
On the other side, after comboing, Cinnamon goes for a meteor smash! Buck challenges it with an up special, recovers successfully, then grabs Cinnamon! He throws him with 'help' from grenades, and runs over to help Tom with Nommanic!
Before that, Tom respawned and threw his axe, which is impossible to dodge! Nommanic responds by throwing a spear... The two continue to throw projectiles, then...
Buck throws 42 grenades at them, causing them both to lose a stock. Tom is at one stock now, a dangerously low amount! Unfortunately for him and Buck, Cinnamon recovered successfully and throws spears and basketballs at them!
Uh oh. It's the SMASH BALL!!!
One hit from the axe is enough to destroy the ball, and TOM GETS THE FINAL SMASH!!!...which he promptly uses, instant KOing everyone else on stage... and he taunts-- very snarky of him, but it BACKFIRES WHEN NOMMANIC CREATES PERSIM BERRY SPLASH POTIONS, CURING HIS PARTY'S CONFUSION!!!
Tom is still very overconfident, allowing Nommanic to charge up a smash attack. BUT, TOM COUNTERS IT!! HE SWINGS......and misses. Unfortunately for him, Nommanic charged up another smash, which Tom counters again, but Nommanic "Counters" it using "Counter!" Unfortunately for him (Nommanic), Tom counters that attack, and... oh no.
The two are AT IT! They're countering and countering
and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering......
Huh? Nommanic let his guard slip, which SOMEHOW DEALS NEGATIVE DAMAGE TO HIM!!!!.... Uh oh.
Lakitu: Huh? What is it?
Mimi: I think... it somehow fried the console's motherboard.
Lakitu: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! DECLARE EMERGENCY!!!
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(Music Change)
potterpot: whatnow?
Kevin: I dunno. Speaking of which, how did you take negative damage?
Nommanic: Well, I KNEW that damage will overflow after that many iterations, so I just waited until that moment. I think it crashed the game.
Mimi: Sorry guys, the Smash sim is not working, so your options are Minecraft-
Some: MINCERAFT!!! [sic]
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(Sebastian, Katie, Boyfriend, and Pico spawn.)
Boyfriend: BEEP bop Boop <Chop chop wood!>
Katie: Okay guys, I'll take care of the crafting. *proceeds to craft 64 wooden hoes* there! Done!
Pico: Naw... *proceeds to craft wooden pickaxes* Now we can go mining!
(The team mines some stone and crafts full stone tools, except for hoes.)
Sebastian: Hey, I think we should build a base!
Boyfriend: Beep boop! <Great idea!>
(They build a shelter from wooden planks.)
Pico: Hey look a creeper!
(He tries to take it out but gets exploded.)
Nommanic: *commentating* MISSION
Explorers: *commentating* ABSOLUTE
MaleMan: *commentating* FAILURE
Boyfriend: ):<
Pico: *respawning* Ugh. What happened?
Nommanic: Skill issue.
Toad: Skill issue.
Toadette: Skill issue.
Kevin: Skill issue.
Stella: Skill issue.
Explorers: Skill issue.
Explorer: Skill issue.
Woodboy: Skill issue.
Fireboy: Skill issue.
India: Skill issue.
Russia: Skill issue.
GamerGuy: Skill issue.
DARKGAMER: S K I L L I S S U E
GamerGirl: Skill issue.
Garfield: Skill issue.
Odie: Skill issue.
Hunter: Skill issue.
Harper: Skill issue.
Kirby: Skill issue.
Bandanna Dee: Skill issue.
Buck: Skill issue.
Tom: Skill issue.
potterpottah

littlepotter

YoshiLOVER: Skill issue.
Mercury: Skill issue.
Boyfriend: ):<
Pico: ):<
Canada: Skill issue.
USA: Skill issue.
Sebastian: Skill issue.
Katie: Skill issue.
Mimi: Heyguys! The celebration is about to start, right... here. *tosses map* Bye!
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(Music Change)
Mimi: Well guys for tonight's menu... Mushroom Soup.
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Mimi: Something tells me this wasn't well-received.
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Mimi: Anyways! The winner goes to........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Stella:

Season 1
Episode 5
A WINNER IS YOU!
THE END
...to be continued...
Ad: It's Friday! And Toad and Toadette have won the Bowl of Mushroom SOUP!!! *background cheers* Celebrate, with Gulpz Beers.
Ad2: Are you bored? Nothing to cheer for? Well...check out our new website! MKTV! We have the 2005 Grand Prix happening right now! Come watch the racers race! And the losers lose. MKTV has ALL of it! From the goldy oldies 1992 Grand Prix to the New Goodies 2025 Grand Prix! Start a free trial today and check out the 1st quarter of the Flower Cup happening soon!
skill issue

On 2025-09-28 at 12:36:15
Season 1 Episode 5
A WINNER IS YOU!
https://objection.lol/objection/9722787
Mimi: Wakey wakey it's Friday!
Alarm: The time is 5:23 A.M.
(Mimi waits about 3 hours for everyone to wake up.)
Mimi: Alright guys today is Friday, so we have set up some immersives like, idk Smash or-
Everyone: SUPER SMASH BROS!!!
(At the SMASH Arena...)
Mimi: Alright guys, here are the rules:
THERE ARE THREE TYPES OF STAGES:
BATTLEFIELD STAGE
FINAL DESTINATION STAGE
ARENA STAGE
EACH STAGE HAS A DIFFERENT LAYOUT
BATTLEFIELDS ARE SHAPED LIKE THE STAGE BATTLEFIELD
FINAL DESTINATIONS ARE SHAPED LIKE THE STAGE FINAL DESTINATION
ARENAS FORCE YOU TO RELY ON STAMINA KOS BECAUSE BLAST KOS ARE IMPOSSIBLE
FINAL SMASHES ARE ALLOWED
TAUNTING IS ALLOWED
Mimi: Welp guys, brace yourselves. The first match will take place in 5 minutes in the arena. It's Nommanic + Cinnamon VS Buck and Tom. It's a team game, because this is--
DOUBLE DASH!!
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(Music Change)
Music -- "Questioning -- Allegro 2004"
Nommanic: a.k.a. "Cross-Examination - Allegro 2004" ... (Oh and by the way if you are reading this know that I decided to change my text colour. Moves are from my submission in @-Kirbster-'s "[FANFIC]Super Smash Bros. X MKPC" )
3 2 1 START!
The match is taking place in a FINAL DESTINATION!!! Nommanic immediately takes on Tom, and combos dash-attacks before grabbing him! Nommanic throws Tom up, and switches to Human mode!
Meanwhile, Buck is spamming grenades at Cinnamon, who gets hit! Buck continues spamming grenades to edgeguard, but Cinnamon uses his up special and reflects the grenades with a basketball while simultaneously recovering! He up tilts and down airs to combo!
Now back to Nommanic and Tom, Nommanic grabs Tom and up throws! Nommanic then uses his Down Special, clearly plagiarized from Pikachu's down special, and knocks Tom far out! He recovers with a small jump, then an up special allows him to just barely grab the ledge! But oh no...! Nommanic is back into Shy Guy mode, and fully charged his down smash! He uses it, jumps and uses his up special, and KOs Tom!!
On the other side, after comboing, Cinnamon goes for a meteor smash! Buck challenges it with an up special, recovers successfully, then grabs Cinnamon! He throws him with 'help' from grenades, and runs over to help Tom with Nommanic!
Before that, Tom respawned and threw his axe, which is impossible to dodge! Nommanic responds by throwing a spear... The two continue to throw projectiles, then...
Buck throws 42 grenades at them, causing them both to lose a stock. Tom is at one stock now, a dangerously low amount! Unfortunately for him and Buck, Cinnamon recovered successfully and throws spears and basketballs at them!
Uh oh. It's the SMASH BALL!!!
One hit from the axe is enough to destroy the ball, and TOM GETS THE FINAL SMASH!!!...which he promptly uses, instant KOing everyone else on stage... and he taunts-- very snarky of him, but it BACKFIRES WHEN NOMMANIC CREATES PERSIM BERRY SPLASH POTIONS, CURING HIS PARTY'S CONFUSION!!!
Tom is still very overconfident, allowing Nommanic to charge up a smash attack. BUT, TOM COUNTERS IT!! HE SWINGS......and misses. Unfortunately for him, Nommanic charged up another smash, which Tom counters again, but Nommanic "Counters" it using "Counter!" Unfortunately for him (Nommanic), Tom counters that attack, and... oh no.
The two are AT IT! They're countering and countering
and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering......
Huh? Nommanic let his guard slip, which SOMEHOW DEALS NEGATIVE DAMAGE TO HIM!!!!.... Uh oh.
Lakitu: Huh? What is it?
Mimi: I think... it somehow fried the console's motherboard.
Lakitu: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! DECLARE EMERGENCY!!!
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(Music Change)
potterpot: whatnow?
Kevin: I dunno. Speaking of which, how did you take negative damage?
Nommanic: Well, I KNEW that damage will overflow after that many iterations, so I just waited until that moment. I think it crashed the game.
Mimi: Sorry guys, the Smash sim is not working, so your options are Minecraft-
Some: MINCERAFT!!! [sic]
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(Sebastian, Katie, Boyfriend, and Pico spawn.)
Boyfriend: BEEP bop Boop <Chop chop wood!>
Katie: Okay guys, I'll take care of the crafting. *proceeds to craft 64 wooden hoes* there! Done!
Pico: Naw... *proceeds to craft wooden pickaxes* Now we can go mining!
(The team mines some stone and crafts full stone tools, except for hoes.)
Sebastian: Hey, I think we should build a base!
Boyfriend: Beep boop! <Great idea!>
(They build a shelter from wooden planks.)
Pico: Hey look a creeper!
(He tries to take it out but gets exploded.)
Nommanic: *commentating* MISSION
Explorers: *commentating* ABSOLUTE
MaleMan: *commentating* FAILURE
Boyfriend: ):<
Pico: *respawning* Ugh. What happened?
Nommanic: Skill issue.
Toad: Skill issue.
Toadette: Skill issue.
Kevin: Skill issue.
Stella: Skill issue.
Explorers: Skill issue.
Explorer: Skill issue.
Woodboy: Skill issue.
Fireboy: Skill issue.
India: Skill issue.
Russia: Skill issue.
GamerGuy: Skill issue.
DARKGAMER: S K I L L I S S U E
GamerGirl: Skill issue.
Garfield: Skill issue.
Odie: Skill issue.
Hunter: Skill issue.
Harper: Skill issue.
Kirby: Skill issue.
Bandanna Dee: Skill issue.
Buck: Skill issue.
Tom: Skill issue.
potterpottah

littlepotter

YoshiLOVER: Skill issue.
Mercury: Skill issue.
Boyfriend: ):<
Pico: ):<
Canada: Skill issue.
USA: Skill issue.
Sebastian: Skill issue.
Katie: Skill issue.
Mimi: Heyguys! The celebration is about to start, right... here. *tosses map* Bye!
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(Music Change)
Mimi: Well guys for tonight's menu... Mushroom Soup.
..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Mimi: Something tells me this wasn't well-received.
..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Mimi: Anyways! The winner goes to........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Stella:

Season 1
Episode 5
A WINNER IS YOU!
THE END
...to be continued...
Ad: It's Friday! And Toad and Toadette have won the Bowl of Mushroom SOUP!!! *background cheers* Celebrate, with Gulpz Beers.
Ad2: Are you bored? Nothing to cheer for? Well...check out our new website! MKTV! We have the 2005 Grand Prix happening right now! Come watch the racers race! And the losers lose. MKTV has ALL of it! From the goldy oldies 1992 Grand Prix to the New Goodies 2025 Grand Prix! Start a free trial today and check out the 1st quarter of the Flower Cup happening soon!

also something that should be addressed in the future, Dark Gamer only exists when GamerGuy transforms into him, so he shouldn't have said Skill Issue there
On 2025-10-03 at 02:40:00
Here's challenge for you: Find all the references in this episode. (There are 12 of them.) I put them all in a spoiler at the end. (I wrote this all in one day btw.)
Season 1 Episode 6
Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills of Desert
Music: https://objection.lol/objection/9814943
(Music Starts Immediately)
Mimi: HOPE YALL HAD A RELAXING WEEKEND, TIME FOR THE NEXT CUP!!!
(Everyone breakfasts and changes into racer uniform, nothing unusual.)
Buck: We're gonna win this one!
Explorers: No, us!
Nommanic: Not a chance!
Toad: We're gonna win this one, too! ... Speaking of which, what cup are we doing today for the 4-day Grand Prix?
Nommanic: I'm pretty sure we're doing--
Sébastien: AHAHAHA!! We're doing the FLOWER CUP! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH--
Sebastian: Sorry, I think he's on something. Snap out of it! If you keep acting like this we will lose the Grand Prix! I know you don't want that so you better chill out!
Sébastien: ...Hugh?!
Canada: Is he drunk?
Sebstian: He sounds drunk.
Explorer: Guys! We need to get a team name! We will be named, THE BIDDYBUDDERS!
Cinnamon: Sit your ass down boy! *attacks*
potterpot: oh no! stop the fight!
Sebastian: Explorer, calm down!
Explorer: NO! HE PUSHED ME!! Sit your ass down, boy!
(Sebastian collapses.)
Nommanic and Katie: SEBASTIAAAN!!
(Music Change)
Then, Explorer dealt the final blow and knocked Sebastian to the wall. Nommanic and Katie approach him.
S-Sebastian?
Nnnnnrgk!
With that, Sebastian jumps out the window, shattering the glass to a hundred pieces. Without hesitation, Katie dives after him. With hesitation, Nommanic dives, but not before:
Cinnamon! When you're done, follow us!!!
Explorers: E-Explorer! Wh-why did you do that?!
Explorer: Gwaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Shutupshutupshutup! I hate you! He should burn! Burn! Give him death!
Cinnamon: Please! True Biddybudders know when to crash out and when to not! Just... whatever.
Cinnamon follows Nommanic and Katie out the window. Meanwhile, Nommanic and Katie were trying their hardest to calm Sebastian down.
Hey... Are you okay?
Yeah... I-I'm okay...
You don't seem okay at all.
I'm telling you the truth! I'm o-okay!...
It's just that...
I always feel like I'm not great at all... Like... Not even in school I'm good... Not even in some birthdays I get invited to... always ignored in different ways... Bullied And...
Just leave me alone...
I prefer to just be here alone waiting for the next race than being with anyone...
Don't say that! You're actually great! Like...
Ruby: Ahem. SEBASTIAN VALDEZ IS FIIINE!!!
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
(Music Change)
Sebastian: ...? I'm... fine?
Ruby: Yes! SEBASTIAN VALDEZ IS FIIINE!!!
Sebastian takes several deep breaths. Then...
Sebastian: SEBASTIAN VALDEZ IS FIIINE!!!
WELCOME ONE WELCOME ALL TO THE 2005 GRAND PRIX FLOWER CUP! This is an great day to be racing on the DESERT HILLS! Each day there will be one race!
(Nommanic checks the track teller.)
Desert Hills: Bagger
Reason: A lot of shortcuts and offroad
Results: If done correctly on not bagged too long, you will get 1st place to 14th if reverse drifter.
Nommanic: Not that I need it.
The race starts, and everyone is bagging... except for Nommanic and Cinnamon?!?
GamerGuy: What the hell is Nommanic doing? He's gonna lose!
The racers have finished bagging, and the Red Cherries are in last!
Guys! We're in last! We need something!
I have a Super Leaf!
We don't need abilities! We need to knock them out! With out fists!!! ITS SUPER SMASH BROS TIME!
Nommanic: Alright, solid lead... What is that noise?! *looks back* What the?! Look at this!
Cinnamon: Huh? *looks back* What the fu--?! They're coming at us angry and with CLENCHED UP FISTS!! OH NO!!
Everyone reaches the second lap.
Katie: Sebastian! THREE INCOMING BLUE SHELLS!!
Sebastian: ...! Don't worry! I'll take the damage!
What the hell?! Sebastian DOVE OUT OF HIS KART!!!
Katie: Sebastian! Wh-what are you doing?!
Sebastian: Just... Just win for me!!
The three blue shells smack into Sebastian. Now that's gonna hurt.
Katie: *tears up* Sebastian did that for me..?
Sebastian: Katie, keep going! Down's stop heeeere!!
Katie: Right! I have to win for you, Sebastian!
Let's see how SUPER SMASH BROS is doing here...
Nommanic: Dammit! I can't outrace them! The Cherries are coming!
Cinnamon: I'll use my item!
(Music Change)
And the Shadow Locks slam onto the cherries, making them all drop to last! Now, Katie is in first, but Explorers and Explorer are falling behind!
Explorers: Ugh! *stops the kart and bags* Should we help Sebastian?
No reply by Explorer.
Explorers: Ugh. FINE.
While he is bagging, Explorers hops out of the kart and helps Sebastian into the truck.
Explorers: ... ... ... ... Those are the items! Let's go!
Huh? Explorer used the Flower Bud... and they zoom down the track in the OOB? That was definitely NOT in the spec. How can a Flower Bud be more pompous or more OP that it already is Khura'in III? Now, in the front...
Sebastian: I'm back. *looks at minimap* OH NO, EVEN MORE BLUE SHELLS!
(Music Change)
Vvvrrr...
OH MY, THAT IS WHOLESOME!! NOMMANIC USES HIS MUSHROOM TO BOUNCE SEBASTIAN'S KART OUT OF THE SPINY SHELL'S BLAST ZONE! BOTH OF THEM TAKE A WIDE DRIFT INTO THE OFF-ROAD AND SIMULTANEOUSLY TRICK AT A JUMP! HOW WHOLESOME! Meanwhile, Explorer's OP item got him to first place very fast.
THIRD LAP, FINAL LAP!!!
This is it. The final lap. So many racers are bagging in a desperate chance too... oh no, Explorers and Explorer win. Uh oh. The Pro Karters are not friendly right now. GamerGuy and GamerGirl are safely ahead of them, just like the shou-- anyways, Kevin and Stella aren't having a great time.
Heh heh heh... we may failed to kidnap you one time, but--
What the-- THE PRO KARTER LEADER IS CONFESSING TO KIDNAPPING?!?
We won't fail this time, though!
Kevin: Now!
Kevin and Stella attack the Pro Karters like crazy, and for the final strike, Stella Gigavolts everyone else, and Kevin blows the Karters off the stage.
Yeah!
Meanwhile, Nommanic and Cinnamon aren't having a great time either. They had been karted.
Buck: Alright. Did you really think you can beat me at Mario Kart?
Cinnamon: No. (Just trust me, okay?)
Tom: Wha--
Cinnamon: Just kidding!
Nommanic constructs a knife--
--that can't kill if aimlessly thrown!
Cinnamon waves it around the air, stabbing both Buck and Tom, before flinging them into the air. While in the air, Tom and Buck collide with a Red Cherry one who got blown up into the air. The impact loosens the knife, and the bodies fall into the oasis...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Stella: Huh?
The knife stabs into Stella's back, killing-- no wait, LEAVING HER WITH ONE HP LEFT!!!
(Music Change)
Nommanic: See? I told you it can't kill if aimlessly thrown!
Kevin: You didn't have to rub it in!
And with that, Nommanic and Cinnamon finish the race.
Explorer(s): YES YES WE WON THE RACE!!!
(Sebastian walks over to them and punches Explorer in the face.)
India: Eh watch out man you almost hit my samosas and fish!
(Explorer whams into Stella, who--)

India: My samosas! Whack whack WHACKWHACK--
Kevin: Calm down! She's on... low... HP.
Nommanic: You know, Cheetos aren't really my favorite snacks.
Season 1
Episode 6
Hills and Hills...of Desert
THE END
...to be continued...
Ad: Are you bored? Nothing to cheer for? Well...check out our new website! MKTV! We have the 2005 Grand Prix happening right now! Come watch the racers race! And the losers lose. MKTV has ALL of it! From the goldy oldies 1992 Grand Prix to the New Goodies 2025 Grand Prix! Start a free trial today and check out the 2nd quarter of the Flower Cup happening soon!
Ad2: Breaking News! A scientific break-in has discovered that Cheetos are poisonous!
References list:
Season 1 Episode 6
Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills of Desert
Music: https://objection.lol/objection/9814943
(Music Starts Immediately)
Mimi: HOPE YALL HAD A RELAXING WEEKEND, TIME FOR THE NEXT CUP!!!
(Everyone breakfasts and changes into racer uniform, nothing unusual.)
Buck: We're gonna win this one!
Explorers: No, us!
Nommanic: Not a chance!
Toad: We're gonna win this one, too! ... Speaking of which, what cup are we doing today for the 4-day Grand Prix?
Nommanic: I'm pretty sure we're doing--
Sébastien: AHAHAHA!! We're doing the FLOWER CUP! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH--
Sebastian: Sorry, I think he's on something. Snap out of it! If you keep acting like this we will lose the Grand Prix! I know you don't want that so you better chill out!
Sébastien: ...Hugh?!
Canada: Is he drunk?
Sebstian: He sounds drunk.
Explorer: Guys! We need to get a team name! We will be named, THE BIDDYBUDDERS!
Cinnamon: Sit your ass down boy! *attacks*
potterpot: oh no! stop the fight!
Sebastian: Explorer, calm down!
Explorer: NO! HE PUSHED ME!! Sit your ass down, boy!
(Sebastian collapses.)
Nommanic and Katie: SEBASTIAAAN!!
(Music Change)
Then, Explorer dealt the final blow and knocked Sebastian to the wall. Nommanic and Katie approach him.
S-Sebastian?
Nnnnnrgk!
With that, Sebastian jumps out the window, shattering the glass to a hundred pieces. Without hesitation, Katie dives after him. With hesitation, Nommanic dives, but not before:
Cinnamon! When you're done, follow us!!!
Explorers: E-Explorer! Wh-why did you do that?!
Explorer: Gwaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Shutupshutupshutup! I hate you! He should burn! Burn! Give him death!
Cinnamon: Please! True Biddybudders know when to crash out and when to not! Just... whatever.
Cinnamon follows Nommanic and Katie out the window. Meanwhile, Nommanic and Katie were trying their hardest to calm Sebastian down.
Hey... Are you okay?
Yeah... I-I'm okay...
You don't seem okay at all.
I'm telling you the truth! I'm o-okay!...
It's just that...
I always feel like I'm not great at all... Like... Not even in school I'm good... Not even in some birthdays I get invited to... always ignored in different ways... Bullied And...
Just leave me alone...
I prefer to just be here alone waiting for the next race than being with anyone...
Don't say that! You're actually great! Like...
Ruby: Ahem. SEBASTIAN VALDEZ IS FIIINE!!!
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
(Music Change)
Sebastian: ...? I'm... fine?
Ruby: Yes! SEBASTIAN VALDEZ IS FIIINE!!!
Sebastian takes several deep breaths. Then...
Sebastian: SEBASTIAN VALDEZ IS FIIINE!!!
WELCOME ONE WELCOME ALL TO THE 2005 GRAND PRIX FLOWER CUP! This is an great day to be racing on the DESERT HILLS! Each day there will be one race!
(Nommanic checks the track teller.)
Desert Hills: Bagger
Reason: A lot of shortcuts and offroad
Results: If done correctly on not bagged too long, you will get 1st place to 14th if reverse drifter.
Nommanic: Not that I need it.
The race starts, and everyone is bagging... except for Nommanic and Cinnamon?!?
GamerGuy: What the hell is Nommanic doing? He's gonna lose!
The racers have finished bagging, and the Red Cherries are in last!
Guys! We're in last! We need something!
I have a Super Leaf!
We don't need abilities! We need to knock them out! With out fists!!! ITS SUPER SMASH BROS TIME!
Nommanic: Alright, solid lead... What is that noise?! *looks back* What the?! Look at this!
Cinnamon: Huh? *looks back* What the fu--?! They're coming at us angry and with CLENCHED UP FISTS!! OH NO!!
Everyone reaches the second lap.
Katie: Sebastian! THREE INCOMING BLUE SHELLS!!
Sebastian: ...! Don't worry! I'll take the damage!
What the hell?! Sebastian DOVE OUT OF HIS KART!!!
Katie: Sebastian! Wh-what are you doing?!
Sebastian: Just... Just win for me!!
The three blue shells smack into Sebastian. Now that's gonna hurt.
Katie: *tears up* Sebastian did that for me..?
Sebastian: Katie, keep going! Down's stop heeeere!!
Katie: Right! I have to win for you, Sebastian!
Let's see how SUPER SMASH BROS is doing here...
Nommanic: Dammit! I can't outrace them! The Cherries are coming!
Cinnamon: I'll use my item!
(Music Change)
And the Shadow Locks slam onto the cherries, making them all drop to last! Now, Katie is in first, but Explorers and Explorer are falling behind!
Explorers: Ugh! *stops the kart and bags* Should we help Sebastian?
No reply by Explorer.
Explorers: Ugh. FINE.
While he is bagging, Explorers hops out of the kart and helps Sebastian into the truck.
Explorers: ... ... ... ... Those are the items! Let's go!
Huh? Explorer used the Flower Bud... and they zoom down the track in the OOB? That was definitely NOT in the spec. How can a Flower Bud be more pompous or more OP that it already is Khura'in III? Now, in the front...
Sebastian: I'm back. *looks at minimap* OH NO, EVEN MORE BLUE SHELLS!
(Music Change)
Vvvrrr...
OH MY, THAT IS WHOLESOME!! NOMMANIC USES HIS MUSHROOM TO BOUNCE SEBASTIAN'S KART OUT OF THE SPINY SHELL'S BLAST ZONE! BOTH OF THEM TAKE A WIDE DRIFT INTO THE OFF-ROAD AND SIMULTANEOUSLY TRICK AT A JUMP! HOW WHOLESOME! Meanwhile, Explorer's OP item got him to first place very fast.
THIRD LAP, FINAL LAP!!!
This is it. The final lap. So many racers are bagging in a desperate chance too... oh no, Explorers and Explorer win. Uh oh. The Pro Karters are not friendly right now. GamerGuy and GamerGirl are safely ahead of them, just like the shou-- anyways, Kevin and Stella aren't having a great time.
Heh heh heh... we may failed to kidnap you one time, but--
What the-- THE PRO KARTER LEADER IS CONFESSING TO KIDNAPPING?!?
We won't fail this time, though!
Kevin: Now!
Kevin and Stella attack the Pro Karters like crazy, and for the final strike, Stella Gigavolts everyone else, and Kevin blows the Karters off the stage.
Yeah!
Meanwhile, Nommanic and Cinnamon aren't having a great time either. They had been karted.
Buck: Alright. Did you really think you can beat me at Mario Kart?
Cinnamon: No. (Just trust me, okay?)
Tom: Wha--
Cinnamon: Just kidding!
Nommanic constructs a knife--
--that can't kill if aimlessly thrown!
Cinnamon waves it around the air, stabbing both Buck and Tom, before flinging them into the air. While in the air, Tom and Buck collide with a Red Cherry one who got blown up into the air. The impact loosens the knife, and the bodies fall into the oasis...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Stella: Huh?
The knife stabs into Stella's back, killing-- no wait, LEAVING HER WITH ONE HP LEFT!!!
(Music Change)
Nommanic: See? I told you it can't kill if aimlessly thrown!
Kevin: You didn't have to rub it in!
And with that, Nommanic and Cinnamon finish the race.
Explorer(s): YES YES WE WON THE RACE!!!
(Sebastian walks over to them and punches Explorer in the face.)
India: Eh watch out man you almost hit my samosas and fish!
(Explorer whams into Stella, who--)

India: My samosas! Whack whack WHACKWHACK--
Kevin: Calm down! She's on... low... HP.
Nommanic: You know, Cheetos aren't really my favorite snacks.
Season 1
Episode 6
Hills and Hills...of Desert
THE END
...to be continued...
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Ad2: Breaking News! A scientific break-in has discovered that Cheetos are poisonous!
References list:
#1: "Is he drunk?"
From "How to Win a Race" (Season 2 Episode 4) by --jay--
#2: "Gwaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Shutupshutupshutup! I hate you!"
Quote from Frank Sahwit in "The First Turnaout" (Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney)
#3: "Like... Not even in school I'm good..."
From "Sebastian Kart: The Story" (Season 1 Episode 3.5) by Sebastian_Valdez4
#4: "SEBASTIAN VALDEZ IS FIIINE!!!"
References Apollo Justice (From the Ace Attorney series)
#5: "WELCOME ONE WELCOME ALL TO THE 2005 GRAND PRIX FLOWER CUP! This is an great day to be racing on the DESERT HILLS! Each day there will be one race!" and the race after that inspired by HTWAR S2 E4 by --jay--
#6: "GamerGuy and GamerGirl are safely ahead of them, just like the shou--"
References -GamerGuy- who said in "Super Smash Bros. X MKPC": "alright I think I might do GamerGirl if I have time (who am I kidding I have 4 days off because of Labor Day) although if I do make GamerGirl she'll be an echo fighter for GamerGuy, which means she should be next to him on the roster (make sure it says an "3" next to GamerGirl's name on the roster) just like they shou-" and "the "just like they shou-" part is a reference to @OCM's fanfic where it says "oh look, GamerGirl's helping his boyfr- *cough cough* friend!""
#7: "How can a Flower Bud be more pompous or more OP that it already is Khura'in III?"
References "Phoenix Wright: Spirit of Justice" (Turnabout Revolution.) "Inga Karkhuul Haw'kohd Dis'nahm Bi'ahni Lawga Ormo Pohmpus Da'nit Ar'edi Iz Khura'in III"
#8: "THE PRO KARTER LEADER IS CONFESSING TO KIDNAPPING?!?" and "-that can't kill if aimlessly thrown!"
References "The Silly Adventures" (Season 2 Episode 9) by OCM
#9: "You didn't have to rub it in!"
References Kevin's bio in the Archipelago character bio list by SuperSwimmer
#10: "Eh watch out man you almost hit my samosas and fish!"
From indiancharizard, who wrote "I wanna see india eating samosas and fish in next episode
ALSO YOU never mentioned his chappal"
#11: "A scientific break-in has discovered that Cheetos are poisonous!" references "So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish" by Douglas Adams.
SPOILER ALERT FOR THE ENTIRE SERIES
#12: "Buck: We're gonna win this one!
Explorers: No, us!
Nommanic: Not a chance!
Toad: We're gonna win this one, too!"
References... something. I'm not telling because it's a spoiler, duh.
From "How to Win a Race" (Season 2 Episode 4) by --jay--
#2: "Gwaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Shutupshutupshutup! I hate you!"
Quote from Frank Sahwit in "The First Turnaout" (Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney)
#3: "Like... Not even in school I'm good..."
From "Sebastian Kart: The Story" (Season 1 Episode 3.5) by Sebastian_Valdez4
#4: "SEBASTIAN VALDEZ IS FIIINE!!!"
References Apollo Justice (From the Ace Attorney series)
#5: "WELCOME ONE WELCOME ALL TO THE 2005 GRAND PRIX FLOWER CUP! This is an great day to be racing on the DESERT HILLS! Each day there will be one race!" and the race after that inspired by HTWAR S2 E4 by --jay--
#6: "GamerGuy and GamerGirl are safely ahead of them, just like the shou--"
References -GamerGuy- who said in "Super Smash Bros. X MKPC": "alright I think I might do GamerGirl if I have time (who am I kidding I have 4 days off because of Labor Day) although if I do make GamerGirl she'll be an echo fighter for GamerGuy, which means she should be next to him on the roster (make sure it says an "3" next to GamerGirl's name on the roster) just like they shou-" and "the "just like they shou-" part is a reference to @OCM's fanfic where it says "oh look, GamerGirl's helping his boyfr- *cough cough* friend!""
#7: "How can a Flower Bud be more pompous or more OP that it already is Khura'in III?"
References "Phoenix Wright: Spirit of Justice" (Turnabout Revolution.) "Inga Karkhuul Haw'kohd Dis'nahm Bi'ahni Lawga Ormo Pohmpus Da'nit Ar'edi Iz Khura'in III"
#8: "THE PRO KARTER LEADER IS CONFESSING TO KIDNAPPING?!?" and "-that can't kill if aimlessly thrown!"
References "The Silly Adventures" (Season 2 Episode 9) by OCM
#9: "You didn't have to rub it in!"
References Kevin's bio in the Archipelago character bio list by SuperSwimmer
#10: "Eh watch out man you almost hit my samosas and fish!"
From indiancharizard, who wrote "I wanna see india eating samosas and fish in next episode
ALSO YOU never mentioned his chappal"
#11: "A scientific break-in has discovered that Cheetos are poisonous!" references "So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish" by Douglas Adams.
SPOILER ALERT FOR THE ENTIRE SERIES
#12: "Buck: We're gonna win this one!
Explorers: No, us!
Nommanic: Not a chance!
Toad: We're gonna win this one, too!"
References... something. I'm not telling because it's a spoiler, duh.


On 2025-10-03 at 03:03:25
can i add a character? (innocent nice fanfic so i must join lol)
Name: Mya
Age: 13 (this is obviously not irl lol)
Gender: Female (Transgender)
Kart: A specially modified Yoshi Bike that allows for tighter drifts and powerful miniturbos
Species: Yoshi (Colour: Violet)
Colour: Violet
Special Ability: x2 items (eg, single item becomes double item, double item becomes quadruple item, etc)
Personality: Very shy, doesn't like to talk to people she doesn't know, very outgoing, very skilled at racing, and very talkative among friends, family, or people in general that she knows. Also very self-conscious, and suffers with gender dysphoria, sometimes affecting her race.
Partner: Support Yoshi
Gender: Female
Age: 13
Colour: Slightly darker or lighter violet
Kart: A specially modified seat at the back of the specially modified Yoshi Bike
Personality: Best friend of Mya since being bought from the Mushroom Market 5 years ago, this yoshi supports her in many ways, including emotional support, race support, tech support, being a good friend support, and everything support lol. An outgoing, friendly, calm extrovert, this yoshi can support anyone!
Special Ability: can calm down anyone, and is the bestest friend you can possibly get
Would this work for my character?
I hope i can join
Name: Mya
Age: 13 (this is obviously not irl lol)
Gender: Female (Transgender)
Kart: A specially modified Yoshi Bike that allows for tighter drifts and powerful miniturbos
Species: Yoshi (Colour: Violet)
Colour: Violet
Special Ability: x2 items (eg, single item becomes double item, double item becomes quadruple item, etc)
Personality: Very shy, doesn't like to talk to people she doesn't know, very outgoing, very skilled at racing, and very talkative among friends, family, or people in general that she knows. Also very self-conscious, and suffers with gender dysphoria, sometimes affecting her race.
Partner: Support Yoshi
Gender: Female
Age: 13
Colour: Slightly darker or lighter violet
Kart: A specially modified seat at the back of the specially modified Yoshi Bike
Personality: Best friend of Mya since being bought from the Mushroom Market 5 years ago, this yoshi supports her in many ways, including emotional support, race support, tech support, being a good friend support, and everything support lol. An outgoing, friendly, calm extrovert, this yoshi can support anyone!
Special Ability: can calm down anyone, and is the bestest friend you can possibly get
Would this work for my character?
I hope i can join

On 2025-10-03 at 15:53:03
Season 1 Episode 5
A WINNER IS YOU!
https://objection.lol/objection/9722787
Mimi: Wakey wakey it's Friday!
Alarm: The time is 5:23 A.M.
(Mimi waits about 3 hours for everyone to wake up.)
Mimi: Alright guys today is Friday, so we have set up some immersives like, idk Smash or-
Everyone: SUPER SMASH BROS!!!
(At the SMASH Arena...)
Mimi: Alright guys, here are the rules:
THERE ARE THREE TYPES OF STAGES:
BATTLEFIELD STAGE
FINAL DESTINATION STAGE
ARENA STAGE
EACH STAGE HAS A DIFFERENT LAYOUT
BATTLEFIELDS ARE SHAPED LIKE THE STAGE BATTLEFIELD
FINAL DESTINATIONS ARE SHAPED LIKE THE STAGE FINAL DESTINATION
ARENAS FORCE YOU TO RELY ON STAMINA KOS BECAUSE BLAST KOS ARE IMPOSSIBLE
FINAL SMASHES ARE ALLOWED
TAUNTING IS ALLOWED
Mimi: Welp guys, brace yourselves. The first match will take place in 5 minutes in the arena. It's Nommanic + Cinnamon VS Buck and Tom. It's a team game, because this is--
DOUBLE DASH!!
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(Music Change)
Music -- "Questioning -- Allegro 2004"
Nommanic: a.k.a. "Cross-Examination - Allegro 2004" ... (Oh and by the way if you are reading this know that I decided to change my text colour. Moves are from my submission in @-Kirbster-'s "[FANFIC]Super Smash Bros. X MKPC" )
3 2 1 START!
The match is taking place in a FINAL DESTINATION!!! Nommanic immediately takes on Tom, and combos dash-attacks before grabbing him! Nommanic throws Tom up, and switches to Human mode!
Meanwhile, Buck is spamming grenades at Cinnamon, who gets hit! Buck continues spamming grenades to edgeguard, but Cinnamon uses his up special and reflects the grenades with a basketball while simultaneously recovering! He up tilts and down airs to combo!
Now back to Nommanic and Tom, Nommanic grabs Tom and up throws! Nommanic then uses his Down Special, clearly plagiarized from Pikachu's down special, and knocks Tom far out! He recovers with a small jump, then an up special allows him to just barely grab the ledge! But oh no...! Nommanic is back into Shy Guy mode, and fully charged his down smash! He uses it, jumps and uses his up special, and KOs Tom!!
On the other side, after comboing, Cinnamon goes for a meteor smash! Buck challenges it with an up special, recovers successfully, then grabs Cinnamon! He throws him with 'help' from grenades, and runs over to help Tom with Nommanic!
Before that, Tom respawned and threw his axe, which is impossible to dodge! Nommanic responds by throwing a spear... The two continue to throw projectiles, then...
Buck throws 42 grenades at them, causing them both to lose a stock. Tom is at one stock now, a dangerously low amount! Unfortunately for him and Buck, Cinnamon recovered successfully and throws spears and basketballs at them!
Uh oh. It's the SMASH BALL!!!
One hit from the axe is enough to destroy the ball, and TOM GETS THE FINAL SMASH!!!...which he promptly uses, instant KOing everyone else on stage... and he taunts-- very snarky of him, but it BACKFIRES WHEN NOMMANIC CREATES PERSIM BERRY SPLASH POTIONS, CURING HIS PARTY'S CONFUSION!!!
Tom is still very overconfident, allowing Nommanic to charge up a smash attack. BUT, TOM COUNTERS IT!! HE SWINGS......and misses. Unfortunately for him, Nommanic charged up another smash, which Tom counters again, but Nommanic "Counters" it using "Counter!" Unfortunately for him (Nommanic), Tom counters that attack, and... oh no.
The two are AT IT! They're countering and countering
and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering and countering......
Huh? Nommanic let his guard slip, which SOMEHOW DEALS NEGATIVE DAMAGE TO HIM!!!!.... Uh oh.
Lakitu: Huh? What is it?
Mimi: I think... it somehow fried the console's motherboard.
Lakitu: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! DECLARE EMERGENCY!!!
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(Music Change)
potterpot: whatnow?
Kevin: I dunno. Speaking of which, how did you take negative damage?
Nommanic: Well, I KNEW that damage will overflow after that many iterations, so I just waited until that moment. I think it crashed the game.
Mimi: Sorry guys, the Smash sim is not working, so your options are Minecraft-
Some: MINCERAFT!!! [sic]
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(Sebastian, Katie, Boyfriend, and Pico spawn.)
Boyfriend: BEEP bop Boop <Chop chop wood!>
Katie: Okay guys, I'll take care of the crafting. *proceeds to craft 64 wooden hoes* there! Done!
Pico: Naw... *proceeds to craft wooden pickaxes* Now we can go mining!
(The team mines some stone and crafts full stone tools, except for hoes.)
Sebastian: Hey, I think we should build a base!
Boyfriend: Beep boop! <Great idea!>
(They build a shelter from wooden planks.)
Pico: Hey look a creeper!
(He tries to take it out but gets exploded.)
Nommanic: *commentating* MISSION
Explorers: *commentating* ABSOLUTE
MaleMan: *commentating* FAILURE
Boyfriend: ):<
Pico: *respawning* Ugh. What happened?
Nommanic: Skill issue.
Toad: Skill issue.
Toadette: Skill issue.
Kevin: Skill issue.
Stella: Skill issue.
Explorers: Skill issue.
Explorer: Skill issue.
Woodboy: Skill issue.
Fireboy: Skill issue.
India: Skill issue.
Russia: Skill issue.
GamerGuy: Skill issue.
DARKGAMER: S K I L L I S S U E
GamerGirl: Skill issue.
Garfield: Skill issue.
Odie: Skill issue.
Hunter: Skill issue.
Harper: Skill issue.
Kirby: Skill issue.
Bandanna Dee: Skill issue.
Buck: Skill issue.
Tom: Skill issue.
potterpottah

littlepotter

YoshiLOVER: Skill issue.
Mercury: Skill issue.
Boyfriend: ):<
Pico: ):<
Canada: Skill issue.
USA: Skill issue.
Sebastian: Skill issue.
Katie: Skill issue.
Mimi: Heyguys! The celebration is about to start, right... here. *tosses map* Bye!
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(Music Change)
Mimi: Well guys for tonight's menu... Mushroom Soup.
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Mimi: Something tells me this wasn't well-received.
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Mimi: Anyways! The winner goes to........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Stella:

Season 1
Episode 5
A WINNER IS YOU!
THE END
...to be continued...
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I am calling Jason vhorres
On 2025-10-03 at 22:18:35
Season 1 Episode 6
Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills of Desert
Music: https://objection.lol/objection/9814943
(Music Starts Immediately)
Mimi: HOPE YALL HAD A RELAXING WEEKEND, TIME FOR THE NEXT CUP!!!
(Everyone breakfasts and changes into racer uniform, nothing unusual.)
Buck: We're gonna win this one!
Explorers: No, us!
Nommanic: Not a chance!
Toad: We're gonna win this one, too! ... Speaking of which, what cup are we doing today for the 4-day Grand Prix?
Nommanic: I'm pretty sure we're doing--
Sébastien: AHAHAHA!! We're doing the FLOWER CUP! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH--
Sebastian: Sorry, I think he's on something. Snap out of it! If you keep acting like this we will lose the Grand Prix! I know you don't want that so you better chill out!
Sébastien: ...Hugh?!
Canada: Is he drunk?
Sebstian: He sounds drunk.
Explorer: Guys! We need to get a team name! We will be named, THE BIDDYBUDDERS!
Cinnamon: Sit your ass down boy! *attacks*
potterpot: oh no! stop the fight!
Sebastian: Explorer, calm down!
Explorer: NO! HE PUSHED ME!! Sit your ass down, boy!
(Sebastian collapses.)
Nommanic and Katie: SEBASTIAAAN!!
(Music Change)
Then, Explorer dealt the final blow and knocked Sebastian to the wall. Nommanic and Katie approach him.
S-Sebastian?
Nnnnnrgk!
With that, Sebastian jumps out the window, shattering the glass to a hundred pieces. Without hesitation, Katie dives after him. With hesitation, Nommanic dives, but not before:
Cinnamon! When you're done, follow us!!!
Explorers: E-Explorer! Wh-why did you do that?!
Explorer: Gwaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Shutupshutupshutup! I hate you! He should burn! Burn! Give him death!
Cinnamon: Please! True Biddybudders know when to crash out and when to not! Just... whatever.
Cinnamon follows Nommanic and Katie out the window. Meanwhile, Nommanic and Katie were trying their hardest to calm Sebastian down.
Hey... Are you okay?
Yeah... I-I'm okay...
You don't seem okay at all.
I'm telling you the truth! I'm o-okay!...
It's just that...
I always feel like I'm not great at all... Like... Not even in school I'm good... Not even in some birthdays I get invited to... always ignored in different ways... Bullied And...
Just leave me alone...
I prefer to just be here alone waiting for the next race than being with anyone...
Don't say that! You're actually great! Like...
Ruby: Ahem. SEBASTIAN VALDEZ IS FIIINE!!!
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
(Music Change)
Sebastian: ...? I'm... fine?
Ruby: Yes! SEBASTIAN VALDEZ IS FIIINE!!!
Sebastian takes several deep breaths. Then...
Sebastian: SEBASTIAN VALDEZ IS FIIINE!!!
WELCOME ONE WELCOME ALL TO THE 2005 GRAND PRIX FLOWER CUP! This is an great day to be racing on the DESERT HILLS! Each day there will be one race!
(Nommanic checks the track teller.)
Desert Hills: Bagger
Reason: A lot of shortcuts and offroad
Results: If done correctly on not bagged too long, you will get 1st place to 14th if reverse drifter.
Nommanic: Not that I need it.
The race starts, and everyone is bagging... except for Nommanic and Cinnamon?!?
GamerGuy: What the hell is Nommanic doing? He's gonna lose!
The racers have finished bagging, and the Red Cherries are in last!
Guys! We're in last! We need something!
I have a Super Leaf!
We don't need abilities! We need to knock them out! With out fists!!! ITS SUPER SMASH BROS TIME!
Nommanic: Alright, solid lead... What is that noise?! *looks back* What the?! Look at this!
Cinnamon: Huh? *looks back* What the fu--?! They're coming at us angry and with CLENCHED UP FISTS!! OH NO!!
Everyone reaches the second lap.
Katie: Sebastian! THREE INCOMING BLUE SHELLS!!
Sebastian: ...! Don't worry! I'll take the damage!
What the hell?! Sebastian DOVE OUT OF HIS KART!!!
Katie: Sebastian! Wh-what are you doing?!
Sebastian: Just... Just win for me!!
The three blue shells smack into Sebastian. Now that's gonna hurt.
Katie: *tears up* Sebastian did that for me..?
Sebastian: Katie, keep going! Down's stop heeeere!!
Katie: Right! I have to win for you, Sebastian!
Let's see how SUPER SMASH BROS is doing here...
Nommanic: Dammit! I can't outrace them! The Cherries are coming!
Cinnamon: I'll use my item!
(Music Change)
And the Shadow Locks slam onto the cherries, making them all drop to last! Now, Katie is in first, but Explorers and Explorer are falling behind!
Explorers: Ugh! *stops the kart and bags* Should we help Sebastian?
No reply by Explorer.
Explorers: Ugh. FINE.
While he is bagging, Explorers hops out of the kart and helps Sebastian into the truck.
Explorers: ... ... ... ... Those are the items! Let's go!
Huh? Explorer used the Flower Bud... and they zoom down the track in the OOB? That was definitely NOT in the spec. How can a Flower Bud be more pompous or more OP that it already is Khura'in III? Now, in the front...
Sebastian: I'm back. *looks at minimap* OH NO, EVEN MORE BLUE SHELLS!
(Music Change)
Vvvrrr...
OH MY, THAT IS WHOLESOME!! NOMMANIC USES HIS MUSHROOM TO BOUNCE SEBASTIAN'S KART OUT OF THE SPINY SHELL'S BLAST ZONE! BOTH OF THEM TAKE A WIDE DRIFT INTO THE OFF-ROAD AND SIMULTANEOUSLY TRICK AT A JUMP! HOW WHOLESOME! Meanwhile, Explorer's OP item got him to first place very fast.
THIRD LAP, FINAL LAP!!!
This is it. The final lap. So many racers are bagging in a desperate chance too... oh no, Explorers and Explorer win. Uh oh. The Pro Karters are not friendly right now. GamerGuy and GamerGirl are safely ahead of them, just like the shou-- anyways, Kevin and Stella aren't having a great time.
Heh heh heh... we may failed to kidnap you one time, but--
What the-- THE PRO KARTER LEADER IS CONFESSING TO KIDNAPPING?!?
We won't fail this time, though!
Kevin: Now!
Kevin and Stella attack the Pro Karters like crazy, and for the final strike, Stella Gigavolts everyone else, and Kevin blows the Karters off the stage.
Yeah!
Meanwhile, Nommanic and Cinnamon aren't having a great time either. They had been karted.
Buck: Alright. Did you really think you can beat me at Mario Kart?
Cinnamon: No. (Just trust me, okay?)
Tom: Wha--
Cinnamon: Just kidding!
Nommanic constructs a knife--
--that can't kill if aimlessly thrown!
Cinnamon waves it around the air, stabbing both Buck and Tom, before flinging them into the air. While in the air, Tom and Buck collide with a Red Cherry one who got blown up into the air. The impact loosens the knife, and the bodies fall into the oasis...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Stella: Huh?
The knife stabs into Stella's back, killing-- no wait, LEAVING HER WITH ONE HP LEFT!!!
(Music Change)
Nommanic: See? I told you it can't kill if aimlessly thrown!
Kevin: You didn't have to rub it in!
And with that, Nommanic and Cinnamon finish the race.
Explorer(s): YES YES WE WON THE RACE!!!
(Sebastian walks over to them and punches Explorer in the face.)
India: Eh watch out man you almost hit my samosas and fish!
(Explorer whams into Stella, who--)

India: My samosas! Whack whack WHACKWHACK--
Kevin: Calm down! She's on... low... HP.
Nommanic: You know, Cheetos aren't really my favorite snacks.
Season 1
Episode 6
Hills and Hills...of Desert
THE END
...to be continued...
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References list:
#1: "Is he drunk?"
From "How to Win a Race" (Season 2 Episode 4) by --jay--
#2: "Gwaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Shutupshutupshutup! I hate you!"
Quote from Frank Sahwit in "The First Turnaout" (Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney)
#3: "Like... Not even in school I'm good..."
From "Sebastian Kart: The Story" (Season 1 Episode 3.5) by Sebastian_Valdez4
#4: "SEBASTIAN VALDEZ IS FIIINE!!!"
References Apollo Justice (From the Ace Attorney series)
#5: "WELCOME ONE WELCOME ALL TO THE 2005 GRAND PRIX FLOWER CUP! This is an great day to be racing on the DESERT HILLS! Each day there will be one race!" and the race after that inspired by HTWAR S2 E4 by --jay--
#6: "GamerGuy and GamerGirl are safely ahead of them, just like the shou--"
References -GamerGuy- who said in "Super Smash Bros. X MKPC": "alright I think I might do GamerGirl if I have time (who am I kidding I have 4 days off because of Labor Day) although if I do make GamerGirl she'll be an echo fighter for GamerGuy, which means she should be next to him on the roster (make sure it says an "3" next to GamerGirl's name on the roster) just like they shou-" and "the "just like they shou-" part is a reference to @OCM's fanfic where it says "oh look, GamerGirl's helping his boyfr- *cough cough* friend!""
#7: "How can a Flower Bud be more pompous or more OP that it already is Khura'in III?"
References "Phoenix Wright: Spirit of Justice" (Turnabout Revolution.) "Inga Karkhuul Haw'kohd Dis'nahm Bi'ahni Lawga Ormo Pohmpus Da'nit Ar'edi Iz Khura'in III"
#8: "THE PRO KARTER LEADER IS CONFESSING TO KIDNAPPING?!?" and "-that can't kill if aimlessly thrown!"
References "The Silly Adventures" (Season 2 Episode 9) by OCM
#9: "You didn't have to rub it in!"
References Kevin's bio in the Archipelago character bio list by SuperSwimmer
#10: "Eh watch out man you almost hit my samosas and fish!"
From indiancharizard, who wrote "I wanna see india eating samosas and fish in next episode
ALSO YOU never mentioned his chappal"
#11: "A scientific break-in has discovered that Cheetos are poisonous!" references "So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish" by Douglas Adams.
SPOILER ALERT FOR THE ENTIRE SERIES
#12: "Buck: We're gonna win this one!
Explorers: No, us!
Nommanic: Not a chance!
Toad: We're gonna win this one, too!"
References... something. I'm not telling because it's a spoiler, duh.
From "How to Win a Race" (Season 2 Episode 4) by --jay--
#2: "Gwaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Shutupshutupshutup! I hate you!"
Quote from Frank Sahwit in "The First Turnaout" (Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney)
#3: "Like... Not even in school I'm good..."
From "Sebastian Kart: The Story" (Season 1 Episode 3.5) by Sebastian_Valdez4
#4: "SEBASTIAN VALDEZ IS FIIINE!!!"
References Apollo Justice (From the Ace Attorney series)
#5: "WELCOME ONE WELCOME ALL TO THE 2005 GRAND PRIX FLOWER CUP! This is an great day to be racing on the DESERT HILLS! Each day there will be one race!" and the race after that inspired by HTWAR S2 E4 by --jay--
#6: "GamerGuy and GamerGirl are safely ahead of them, just like the shou--"
References -GamerGuy- who said in "Super Smash Bros. X MKPC": "alright I think I might do GamerGirl if I have time (who am I kidding I have 4 days off because of Labor Day) although if I do make GamerGirl she'll be an echo fighter for GamerGuy, which means she should be next to him on the roster (make sure it says an "3" next to GamerGirl's name on the roster) just like they shou-" and "the "just like they shou-" part is a reference to @OCM's fanfic where it says "oh look, GamerGirl's helping his boyfr- *cough cough* friend!""
#7: "How can a Flower Bud be more pompous or more OP that it already is Khura'in III?"
References "Phoenix Wright: Spirit of Justice" (Turnabout Revolution.) "Inga Karkhuul Haw'kohd Dis'nahm Bi'ahni Lawga Ormo Pohmpus Da'nit Ar'edi Iz Khura'in III"
#8: "THE PRO KARTER LEADER IS CONFESSING TO KIDNAPPING?!?" and "-that can't kill if aimlessly thrown!"
References "The Silly Adventures" (Season 2 Episode 9) by OCM
#9: "You didn't have to rub it in!"
References Kevin's bio in the Archipelago character bio list by SuperSwimmer
#10: "Eh watch out man you almost hit my samosas and fish!"
From indiancharizard, who wrote "I wanna see india eating samosas and fish in next episode
ALSO YOU never mentioned his chappal"
#11: "A scientific break-in has discovered that Cheetos are poisonous!" references "So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish" by Douglas Adams.
SPOILER ALERT FOR THE ENTIRE SERIES
#12: "Buck: We're gonna win this one!
Explorers: No, us!
Nommanic: Not a chance!
Toad: We're gonna win this one, too!"
References... something. I'm not telling because it's a spoiler, duh.
I Like So Much How The Start Of The Episode (Like Before The Race Starts) Sebastian And Katie Have A Lot Of Dialogue!
I Also Love How You Made A Reference Of Season 1 Episode 3.5 Of My Fanfic Sebastian Kart: The Story!
On 2025-10-05 at 22:33:30
Season 1 Episode 7
Bask in the SunSHINE.
Music: https://objection.lol/objection/9867433
Mimi: Wakey wakey we're going, to, er, uhh... ... ... ... Bask in the SunSHINE at Delfino Square!
Lakitu: One more thing... YOU HAVE TWO MORE TEAMMATES!!!!!.....?????
(Everyone wakes up.)
Mimi: They are Mya, and SupportYoshi.
Buck: What a drool name.
Odie: <How many more Yoshis are we gonna get?>
Cinnamon: Actually, we only have seven.
Sebastian: ...out of 34 racers.
Nommanic: Seven out of thirty-four is... 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USA: Okay, dude, CHILL OUT! We don't need to know that much! You even broke the chain!
Mimi: Get ALL your gear within an hour!
(Music Start)
Mimi: Alrightie guys, we're heading to Isle Delfino!!
All: WOOOOOO!!!
Kirby: Poyo poyo poyo!! <I can't wait to try the food out!>
Lakitu: Onto the plane!
All: Wait, what?
(They head onto the plane.)
Mimi: Alrightie guys, so Delfino just installed a new security system and challenged US to--
USA: Me?
Canada and India: No, sillies!
Russia: <It's not a site for erotic fan fictions, sillies!>
Mimi: As I was saying, they challenged us to BREAK their security system.
Are you ready?
All: YES!!
(Music Change)
(Everyone steps out of the plane.)
First! Red and Blue!
Blue immediately started hacking into the system, while Red used brute strength. And the system crashed.
SUCCESS!
Next! Green and Yellow!
Green destroyed everything telepathically. Not much to say here, really.
SUCCESS!
Next! Gold and a Random--
Kevin, Stella, and Random GF: You couldn't give them her first name? Or even just have them say, "Gold's girlfriend?" Nooooo... it had to be "some random girlfriend!" WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
DISQUALIFIED!
Next! Silver and Crystal!
A security system that is human operated has some flaws... for example, you can just threaten the operators. That is what Silver and Crystal--
SUCCESS!
Next! Ruby and Sapphire!
If you have any doubts about the power of vocal attacks, they will be dispelled immediately. Vocal attacks are very powerful! Sapphire didn't do much, though...
SUCCESS!
Next! Diamond and Pearl!
Apparently, the programmers had no idea that AI have souls, because what just happened proves AI have souls. We have no idea what happened, but it did.
SUCCESS!
Next! Nommanic and Opul- Cinnamon!
There are two ways you can destroy things: chemical explosions, or psychic telekinesis. Both were utilized here.
SUCCESS!
Next! Toad and Toadette!
Uh oh. Toad is cr-crashing th-the g-g-game using... ...k-k-kart a-and a-a st-STAIRCASE?!?
(STATIC)
SUCCESS!
Next! Kevin and Stella!
It would appear that it's possible to destroy security using lightning. Especially when the person casting the spell... wait I don't know how to describe it...
Next! Explorers and Explorer!
Explorers is, unfortunately, useless in destroying security, but the Flower Bud isn't. ... ... ... ... WAIT THAT'S THE GLITCHED BUD!!
SUCCESS!
Next! Woodboy and Fireboy!
Woodboy is, unfortunately, useless in destroying security, but the Flame Bomb isn't. ... WAIT THAT'S THE BOMB THAT TOOK OUT THE PRO KARTERS?!?
SUCCESS!
Next! India and Russia!
Okay, pretty normal WAIT IS THAT A BLACK HOLE DECLARE AN EMERGENCY THE WORLD IS ENDING-
(STATIC)
SUCCESS!
Next! GamerGuy and Girl-- *cough cough*
*cough* alright, so basically what happened when I blacked out was apparently electric and fire type attacks--
Nommanic: This isn't Pokemon training! Nooooo... it had to be "electric and fire type attacks!" WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
SUCCESS!
Next! Garfield and Odie!
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...the lasagna may be delicious, but that's NOT what you were supposed to do!
DISQUALIFIED!
Next! Hunter and Harper!
At least you tried.
DISQUALIFIED!
Next! Kirby and Bandanna Dee!
Alright. Whoever let a SMASH BALL into the system will get fined a billion dollars when they caught. Because Kirby used the Smash Ball.
SUCCESS!
Next! Buck and Tom!
True, you did destroy the security system, but in a real situation criminals won't have grenades... UNLESS YOU WERE THE ONE THAT DISTRIBUTED THEM! ARREST THEM!
SUCCESS!
Next! pottter pottah and little potter!
Okay, that was the second time bombs were used. SEIZE THEM, NOW!
SUCCESS!
Next! YoshiLOVER and Mercury!
Super Laser Style! ... ...sorry, I've been playing a lot of Sonic lately--
All: WHAT?!? HIS FINAL SMASH IS ____ing HORRIBLE AND YOU STILL LIKE HIM?!? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?
SUCCESS!
Next! Boyfriend and Pico!
Nice job of using the gun... WAIT A MINUTE SEIZE HIM!!
SUCCESS!
Next! Canada and USA!
At least you tried.
DISQUALIFIED!
Next! Sebastian and his girl--
Sebastian: WHAAAT?!? No, none of that stuff at all!!
Katie: You couldn't give them my first name? Or even just have them say, "Sebastian's friend?" Nooooo... it had to be "some girl!" WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
DISQUALIFIED!
Next! MailMan!
MaleMan: You couldn't give them my real name? Or even just have them say, "MaleMan?" Nooooo... it had to be "MailMan!" WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
DISQUALIFIED!
Finally! Mya and SupportYoshi!
All: You couldn't give her her first name? Or even just have them say, "Mya's friend?" Nooooo... it had to be "some SupportYoshi!" WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Mimi: Hey, don't blame me! She just put that in her form! Anyways!
At least you tried.
DISQUALIFIED!
Random GF: That's brutal. ... Waaait a minute...
Random GF: You couldn't give them my first name? Or even just have them say, "Gold's girlfriend?" Nooooo... it had to be "some random girlfriend!" WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Mimi: ALright guys, that's concludes the VERY long competition for today. There will be a show featuring Fox McCloud tonight. Got it? You HAVE to come. Especially Kirby.
Kirby: Poyo? POYOOO!!
(Thousand Year Doors Later...)
(Music Change)
Mimi: That's some really heavy music. Anyways! Great to see that you're all here! Alright, so first there will be an introductory song which could start--
A FRUBE IN A DOGGY IS PASTA FOR ME
All: That's disturbing.
Alright! Now for the show featuring the famous FOX MCCLOUD!!!
BELIZE HAVE A DOOR
Great to see that you are singing along, people! Kirby! Come up
Kirby: Poyo!?
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII FEEL YOUR EVERY DOOR
Alright people. Settle down... YOU WILL NOW BEAR WITNESS TO THE BATTLE OF KIRBY OF DREAM LAND AND FOX MCCLOUD OF STAR FOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The crowd cheers.)
BEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
(The lights suddenly cut out.)
Oh no, it's a power outrage!
(Two shadowy people talk in the background...)
???: Why did you do that?!
???: Why did I? You know the answer, don't you?
???: No! Just, STOP IT!!!!
(Fox SHINES a flashlight on them, but they immediately dissappear.)
Nommanic and Cinnamon: I wonder what that was...
Season 1
Episode 7
Bask in the SunSHINE
THE END
...to be continued...
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Bask in the SunSHINE.
Music: https://objection.lol/objection/9867433
Mimi: Wakey wakey we're going, to, er, uhh... ... ... ... Bask in the SunSHINE at Delfino Square!
Lakitu: One more thing... YOU HAVE TWO MORE TEAMMATES!!!!!.....?????
(Everyone wakes up.)
Mimi: They are Mya, and SupportYoshi.
Buck: What a drool name.
Odie: <How many more Yoshis are we gonna get?>
Cinnamon: Actually, we only have seven.
Sebastian: ...out of 34 racers.
Nommanic: Seven out of thirty-four is... 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USA: Okay, dude, CHILL OUT! We don't need to know that much! You even broke the chain!
Mimi: Get ALL your gear within an hour!
(Music Start)
Mimi: Alrightie guys, we're heading to Isle Delfino!!
All: WOOOOOO!!!
Kirby: Poyo poyo poyo!! <I can't wait to try the food out!>
Lakitu: Onto the plane!
All: Wait, what?
(They head onto the plane.)
Mimi: Alrightie guys, so Delfino just installed a new security system and challenged US to--
USA: Me?
Canada and India: No, sillies!
Russia: <It's not a site for erotic fan fictions, sillies!>
Mimi: As I was saying, they challenged us to BREAK their security system.
Are you ready?
All: YES!!
(Music Change)
(Everyone steps out of the plane.)
First! Red and Blue!
Blue immediately started hacking into the system, while Red used brute strength. And the system crashed.
SUCCESS!
Next! Green and Yellow!
Green destroyed everything telepathically. Not much to say here, really.
SUCCESS!
Next! Gold and a Random--
Kevin, Stella, and Random GF: You couldn't give them her first name? Or even just have them say, "Gold's girlfriend?" Nooooo... it had to be "some random girlfriend!" WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
DISQUALIFIED!
Next! Silver and Crystal!
A security system that is human operated has some flaws... for example, you can just threaten the operators. That is what Silver and Crystal--
SUCCESS!
Next! Ruby and Sapphire!
If you have any doubts about the power of vocal attacks, they will be dispelled immediately. Vocal attacks are very powerful! Sapphire didn't do much, though...
SUCCESS!
Next! Diamond and Pearl!
Apparently, the programmers had no idea that AI have souls, because what just happened proves AI have souls. We have no idea what happened, but it did.
SUCCESS!
Next! Nommanic and Opul- Cinnamon!
There are two ways you can destroy things: chemical explosions, or psychic telekinesis. Both were utilized here.
SUCCESS!
Next! Toad and Toadette!
Uh oh. Toad is cr-crashing th-the g-g-game using... ...k-k-kart a-and a-a st-STAIRCASE?!?
(STATIC)
SUCCESS!
Next! Kevin and Stella!
It would appear that it's possible to destroy security using lightning. Especially when the person casting the spell... wait I don't know how to describe it...

Next! Explorers and Explorer!
Explorers is, unfortunately, useless in destroying security, but the Flower Bud isn't. ... ... ... ... WAIT THAT'S THE GLITCHED BUD!!
SUCCESS!
Next! Woodboy and Fireboy!
Woodboy is, unfortunately, useless in destroying security, but the Flame Bomb isn't. ... WAIT THAT'S THE BOMB THAT TOOK OUT THE PRO KARTERS?!?
SUCCESS!
Next! India and Russia!
Okay, pretty normal WAIT IS THAT A BLACK HOLE DECLARE AN EMERGENCY THE WORLD IS ENDING-
(STATIC)
SUCCESS!
Next! GamerGuy and Girl-- *cough cough*
*cough* alright, so basically what happened when I blacked out was apparently electric and fire type attacks--
Nommanic: This isn't Pokemon training! Nooooo... it had to be "electric and fire type attacks!" WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
SUCCESS!
Next! Garfield and Odie!
............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
...the lasagna may be delicious, but that's NOT what you were supposed to do!
DISQUALIFIED!
Next! Hunter and Harper!
At least you tried.
DISQUALIFIED!
Next! Kirby and Bandanna Dee!
Alright. Whoever let a SMASH BALL into the system will get fined a billion dollars when they caught. Because Kirby used the Smash Ball.
SUCCESS!
Next! Buck and Tom!
True, you did destroy the security system, but in a real situation criminals won't have grenades... UNLESS YOU WERE THE ONE THAT DISTRIBUTED THEM! ARREST THEM!
SUCCESS!
Next! pottter pottah and little potter!
Okay, that was the second time bombs were used. SEIZE THEM, NOW!
SUCCESS!
Next! YoshiLOVER and Mercury!
Super Laser Style! ... ...sorry, I've been playing a lot of Sonic lately--
All: WHAT?!? HIS FINAL SMASH IS ____ing HORRIBLE AND YOU STILL LIKE HIM?!? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?
SUCCESS!
Next! Boyfriend and Pico!
Nice job of using the gun... WAIT A MINUTE SEIZE HIM!!
SUCCESS!
Next! Canada and USA!
At least you tried.
DISQUALIFIED!
Next! Sebastian and his girl--
Sebastian: WHAAAT?!? No, none of that stuff at all!!
Katie: You couldn't give them my first name? Or even just have them say, "Sebastian's friend?" Nooooo... it had to be "some girl!" WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
DISQUALIFIED!
Next! MailMan!
MaleMan: You couldn't give them my real name? Or even just have them say, "MaleMan?" Nooooo... it had to be "MailMan!" WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
DISQUALIFIED!
Finally! Mya and SupportYoshi!
All: You couldn't give her her first name? Or even just have them say, "Mya's friend?" Nooooo... it had to be "some SupportYoshi!" WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Mimi: Hey, don't blame me! She just put that in her form! Anyways!
At least you tried.
DISQUALIFIED!
Random GF: That's brutal. ... Waaait a minute...
Random GF: You couldn't give them my first name? Or even just have them say, "Gold's girlfriend?" Nooooo... it had to be "some random girlfriend!" WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Mimi: ALright guys, that's concludes the VERY long competition for today. There will be a show featuring Fox McCloud tonight. Got it? You HAVE to come. Especially Kirby.
Kirby: Poyo? POYOOO!!
(Thousand Year Doors Later...)
(Music Change)
Mimi: That's some really heavy music. Anyways! Great to see that you're all here! Alright, so first there will be an introductory song which could start--
A FRUBE IN A DOGGY IS PASTA FOR ME
All: That's disturbing.
Alright! Now for the show featuring the famous FOX MCCLOUD!!!
BELIZE HAVE A DOOR
Great to see that you are singing along, people! Kirby! Come up
Kirby: Poyo!?
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII FEEL YOUR EVERY DOOR
Alright people. Settle down... YOU WILL NOW BEAR WITNESS TO THE BATTLE OF KIRBY OF DREAM LAND AND FOX MCCLOUD OF STAR FOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The crowd cheers.)
BEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
(The lights suddenly cut out.)
Oh no, it's a power outrage!
(Two shadowy people talk in the background...)
???: Why did you do that?!
???: Why did I? You know the answer, don't you?
???: No! Just, STOP IT!!!!
(Fox SHINES a flashlight on them, but they immediately dissappear.)
Nommanic and Cinnamon: I wonder what that was...
Season 1
Episode 7
Bask in the SunSHINE
THE END
...to be continued...
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On 2025-10-10 at 01:20:01
Season 1 Episode 8
Flashbacks to The Silly Adventures
Music: https://objection.lol/objection/9948346
Nommanic: Hey, you mentioned you like Geometry Dash?
Explorers: Yeah!
Nommanic: Okay, I've been working on this for some time. It's a solo I remixed. Listen to this!
Explorers: Why do I hear something in the background?
Cinnamon: That's me! I'm playing the cello!
Explorers: Wait, then this isn't a solo! You have other people playing!
Nommanic: True, but the song's name is Stereo Madness. With only one instrument, it wouldn't be Stereo; instead, it would be Mono Madness!
Explorers: Yeah, that is true, but...
(The two continue to talk about the definition and etymology of "stereo," when--)
Mimi: Today's DS Waluigi Pinball! Get ready!
(Music Start)
Cinnamon: Yeah, I think this one is the best moderato theme, excluding ones from games you don't own...
Nommanic: Especially with... I... can't seem to describe it, but...
Explorers: What? I don't recognize this music...
Nommanic: I know, I know... It's called, "Cross-Examination Moderato 2004." Hey, can you hear the continuous sound in the background after a while?
Cinnamon: Yeah, and those bass notes...
Explorers: They're gone now.
Nommanic: Yeah, because the music repeats.
Explorers: That's something I can understand.
(The two continue to talk about this masterpiece of background music.)
Nommanic: I like how it seems calming and inquisitive at the same time...
Cinnamon: Yeah. Did you know the things we are talking about reflect @OCM's thoughts while listening / writing this episode?
Nommanic: Of course I do! But this calmness doesn't really reflect the chaos of racing...
Cinnamon: I guess. Probably, @OCM chose this for a reason...
Explorers: I just noticed that there are no drums.
Nommanic: I agree, but the Allegro version DOES have drums.
Explorers: What's Allegro?
Nommanic: It's a musical tempo. But this this case--
Explorers: I know!
Nommanic: Of course you do! You're a pedant, after all.
Explorers: What's a pedant?
Nommanic: A "smart-aleck," as your description says! How could you not know that?!
Explorers: Just... just show me the Allegro version already!
Nommanic: Fine, fine.
(Nommanic takes out his DS and loads Phoenix Wright: Trials and Tribulations.)
Nommanic: Ugh. I should really ask Blue about this later... wait. Bluuue!!
Blue: Yes?
Nommanic: Can you, like, play "Cross-Examination Allegro 2004?" --not on the piano... ... Whatever. Play it on the piano.
Blue: Oh, I get what you mean.
(He grabs his laptop and starts typing.)
Blue: Is this what you wanted?
(Music Change)
Explorers: Wow, it...
Nommanic: Intense, right?
Explorers: What's this part just now?
Nommanic: Oh, that's it's the part that's only in the Allegro version. All Cross-Examination themes have an Allegro version.
Explorers: Well, that part was... funky, I guess?
Boyfriend: ...?
Pico: ...?
Nommanic: You will notice this version has drums.
Explorers: Yeah, but... it's kind of more funky than intense.
Nommanic: ...you're right.
(Music Change)
Nommanic: Wait not that one that one is more vibey.
(Music Change)
Explorers: Hmm... at the beginning I can't put my finger on it... but later, I could...
Nommanic: That's intentional. This first part has alternating measure lengths. But this part has a constant measure length.
Explorers: Wow, confusing. But... it's still not a intense.
(Music Change)
Nommanic: This one is intense, with the constant bass notes and the drums, but in my opinion, it's not as good as the other ones.
Explorers: Hmm, and this part here is only in the Allegro version, right?
Nommanic: Yes! ... How about 2009?
Explorers: What?
Nommanic: Oh, these pieces of BGM are named according to how they are used and which game they are from. For example, this one is called "Cross-Examination Allegro 2001." The "Cross-Examination Allegro" part tells us how this is used, and the "2001" part tells us that this was is the original PW:AA.
Explorers: The original what?
Nommanic: I'll explain later.
(Music Change)
Nommanic: You know what nevermind about that switch back to 2007.
Blue: Allegro, of course.
Nommanic: While he's doing that, did you know that this was the first game to use actual recorded music?
(Music Change)
Nommanic: Oh, and did you know that each games' Allegro theme gives a feel similar to the game's last case? Except for the first game, of course.
Explorers: You know what, keep this one. It's really intense.
Nommanic: I wonder why I didn't notice that before. Hey, did you just notice how the music just lightened?
Explorers: Yeah. Hey, I think it's intensing again.
Mimi: Alright, it's 15 minutes to the race! Get ready!
(Everyone gets ready.)
Mimi: Alright so you'll be racing on Waluigi Pinball R!
All: Wait what?
Lakitu: 3 2 1 GO!
And the racers are racing! This is a special one, because it's Waluigi Pinball R! Now, only Sebastian got a lemon start...
Sebastian: Not again!
Okay, at the first item set, Katie, in last place, pulls a golden mushroom and uses it! Sebastian and Katie zoom past the racers, now approaching the third turn! Uh oh, SHELLS ARE BOUNCING EVERYWHERE! And EVERYONE gets hit! Now, it's mostly calm in the straightaway, but now this 270 turn with an item box CREATES CHAOS, WITH SEVERAL RED SHELLS!
Okay, now for the first jump, they get gliders! Zoom! Now, the racers are doing crazy drifts around the u-turns and are approaching the final glider! And they get into
LAP 2!
(The crowd cheers.)
Sebastian and India get items simultaneously, and Sebastian manages to snipe India!
Sebastian: ... (Why does this seem horribly familiar...?)
Okay, it's normal, smooth sailing, here, but after the 270 turn and the item box, Sebastian finds a shortcut and takes it! And Sebastian is in first and approaching the glider ramp!
(Music Change)
FINAL LAP!
(The crowd cheers.)
Sebastian is in first! He may win if nothing hits him! Meanwhile, Canada and USA are in the back!
USA: Hey! Let me drive! Let me drive! Let me drive! Let me drive! Let me drive! Let me drive! Let me drive! Let me drive! Let me drive! Let me drive! Let me drive! Let me drive! Let me drive! Let me drive! Let me drive! Let me drive! Let me drive! Let me drive!
Canada: Okay fine!
(They switch.)
Wait, did Canada just pull a--
All: BULLET BILL?!?
Canada is plowing through the racers like their nothing! Meanwhile, did Explorer just pull... A BLUE SHELL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Nommanic: Wait! Don't you dare use that on him!
Explorer sends the blue shell, oh no!
Sebastian: *humming* Hmm, hm hmmmmm, hm hmmm... WAIT, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT!! THIS!! AGAIN!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sebastian takes the glider ramp, but the blue shell hits him!! Meanwhile, Nommanic jumped out of his kart and is fighting SSB-style with Explorer!
KALACK
(The lights go out. Everyone gasps. Kevin and Nommanic gasp a second time.)
Nommanic: Oh no...
(Music Change)
???: Why the hell did you do that?!?
???: That's for YOU to answer!
(Fighting noises are heard.)
Mimi: Uhh apparently the power line froze...
Nommanic: No!
Kevin: No!
Cinnamon: What?
(Nommanic runs to the two shadowey figures. Kevin follows, and Stella starts anxiously toying with her earring.)
Cinnamon: *gulp!*
(Nommanic shines a flashlight on the two shadowey figures.)
Opulent: Uhh...
Esoteric: Uhhhhh......
(Nommanic confronts Esoteric, completely ignoring Opulent. Opulent glares at Boyfriend. Pico shows a confused look on his face, and Stella starts heaviliy toying with her earring, staring at Opulent's.)
Cinnamon: ...this will be hard to sort out...
All: ...?
(Nommanic creates a bomb, then pushes Esoteric and starts the countdown.)
10
(Everyone starts running.)
9
(The first people reach the exit.)
8
(Esoteric gets up.)
7
(Esoteric tries to run.)
6
(The door suddenly freezes.)
5
(Esoteric covers the entire floor with ice.)
4
(Opulent slips on the ice.)
3
(Opulent stubs her toe on a stair.)
2
(Opulent falls BACK, instead of front.)
1
(The bomb explodes.)
All: 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Season 1
Episode 8
Flashbacks to The Silly Adventures
THE END
...to be continued...
Flashbacks to The Silly Adventures
Music: https://objection.lol/objection/9948346
Nommanic: Hey, you mentioned you like Geometry Dash?
Explorers: Yeah!
Nommanic: Okay, I've been working on this for some time. It's a solo I remixed. Listen to this!
Explorers: Why do I hear something in the background?
Cinnamon: That's me! I'm playing the cello!
Explorers: Wait, then this isn't a solo! You have other people playing!
Nommanic: True, but the song's name is Stereo Madness. With only one instrument, it wouldn't be Stereo; instead, it would be Mono Madness!
Explorers: Yeah, that is true, but...
(The two continue to talk about the definition and etymology of "stereo," when--)
Mimi: Today's DS Waluigi Pinball! Get ready!
(Music Start)
Cinnamon: Yeah, I think this one is the best moderato theme, excluding ones from games you don't own...
Nommanic: Especially with... I... can't seem to describe it, but...
Explorers: What? I don't recognize this music...
Nommanic: I know, I know... It's called, "Cross-Examination Moderato 2004." Hey, can you hear the continuous sound in the background after a while?
Cinnamon: Yeah, and those bass notes...
Explorers: They're gone now.
Nommanic: Yeah, because the music repeats.
Explorers: That's something I can understand.
(The two continue to talk about this masterpiece of background music.)
Nommanic: I like how it seems calming and inquisitive at the same time...
Cinnamon: Yeah. Did you know the things we are talking about reflect @OCM's thoughts while listening / writing this episode?
Nommanic: Of course I do! But this calmness doesn't really reflect the chaos of racing...
Cinnamon: I guess. Probably, @OCM chose this for a reason...
Explorers: I just noticed that there are no drums.
Nommanic: I agree, but the Allegro version DOES have drums.
Explorers: What's Allegro?
Nommanic: It's a musical tempo. But this this case--
Explorers: I know!
Nommanic: Of course you do! You're a pedant, after all.
Explorers: What's a pedant?
Nommanic: A "smart-aleck," as your description says! How could you not know that?!
Explorers: Just... just show me the Allegro version already!
Nommanic: Fine, fine.
(Nommanic takes out his DS and loads Phoenix Wright: Trials and Tribulations.)
Nommanic: Ugh. I should really ask Blue about this later... wait. Bluuue!!
Blue: Yes?
Nommanic: Can you, like, play "Cross-Examination Allegro 2004?" --not on the piano... ... Whatever. Play it on the piano.
Blue: Oh, I get what you mean.
(He grabs his laptop and starts typing.)
Blue: Is this what you wanted?
(Music Change)
Explorers: Wow, it...
Nommanic: Intense, right?
Explorers: What's this part just now?
Nommanic: Oh, that's it's the part that's only in the Allegro version. All Cross-Examination themes have an Allegro version.
Explorers: Well, that part was... funky, I guess?
Boyfriend: ...?
Pico: ...?
Nommanic: You will notice this version has drums.
Explorers: Yeah, but... it's kind of more funky than intense.
Nommanic: ...you're right.
(Music Change)
Nommanic: Wait not that one that one is more vibey.
(Music Change)
Explorers: Hmm... at the beginning I can't put my finger on it... but later, I could...
Nommanic: That's intentional. This first part has alternating measure lengths. But this part has a constant measure length.
Explorers: Wow, confusing. But... it's still not a intense.
(Music Change)
Nommanic: This one is intense, with the constant bass notes and the drums, but in my opinion, it's not as good as the other ones.
Explorers: Hmm, and this part here is only in the Allegro version, right?
Nommanic: Yes! ... How about 2009?
Explorers: What?
Nommanic: Oh, these pieces of BGM are named according to how they are used and which game they are from. For example, this one is called "Cross-Examination Allegro 2001." The "Cross-Examination Allegro" part tells us how this is used, and the "2001" part tells us that this was is the original PW:AA.
Explorers: The original what?
Nommanic: I'll explain later.
(Music Change)
Nommanic: You know what nevermind about that switch back to 2007.
Blue: Allegro, of course.
Nommanic: While he's doing that, did you know that this was the first game to use actual recorded music?
(Music Change)
Nommanic: Oh, and did you know that each games' Allegro theme gives a feel similar to the game's last case? Except for the first game, of course.
Explorers: You know what, keep this one. It's really intense.
Nommanic: I wonder why I didn't notice that before. Hey, did you just notice how the music just lightened?
Explorers: Yeah. Hey, I think it's intensing again.
Mimi: Alright, it's 15 minutes to the race! Get ready!
(Everyone gets ready.)
Mimi: Alright so you'll be racing on Waluigi Pinball R!
All: Wait what?
Lakitu: 3 2 1 GO!
And the racers are racing! This is a special one, because it's Waluigi Pinball R! Now, only Sebastian got a lemon start...
Sebastian: Not again!
Okay, at the first item set, Katie, in last place, pulls a golden mushroom and uses it! Sebastian and Katie zoom past the racers, now approaching the third turn! Uh oh, SHELLS ARE BOUNCING EVERYWHERE! And EVERYONE gets hit! Now, it's mostly calm in the straightaway, but now this 270 turn with an item box CREATES CHAOS, WITH SEVERAL RED SHELLS!
Okay, now for the first jump, they get gliders! Zoom! Now, the racers are doing crazy drifts around the u-turns and are approaching the final glider! And they get into
LAP 2!
(The crowd cheers.)
Sebastian and India get items simultaneously, and Sebastian manages to snipe India!
Sebastian: ... (Why does this seem horribly familiar...?)
Okay, it's normal, smooth sailing, here, but after the 270 turn and the item box, Sebastian finds a shortcut and takes it! And Sebastian is in first and approaching the glider ramp!
(Music Change)
FINAL LAP!
(The crowd cheers.)
Sebastian is in first! He may win if nothing hits him! Meanwhile, Canada and USA are in the back!
USA: Hey! Let me drive! Let me drive! Let me drive! Let me drive! Let me drive! Let me drive! Let me drive! Let me drive! Let me drive! Let me drive! Let me drive! Let me drive! Let me drive! Let me drive! Let me drive! Let me drive! Let me drive! Let me drive!
Canada: Okay fine!
(They switch.)
Wait, did Canada just pull a--
All: BULLET BILL?!?
Canada is plowing through the racers like their nothing! Meanwhile, did Explorer just pull... A BLUE SHELL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Nommanic: Wait! Don't you dare use that on him!
Explorer sends the blue shell, oh no!
Sebastian: *humming* Hmm, hm hmmmmm, hm hmmm... WAIT, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT!! THIS!! AGAIN!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sebastian takes the glider ramp, but the blue shell hits him!! Meanwhile, Nommanic jumped out of his kart and is fighting SSB-style with Explorer!
KALACK
(The lights go out. Everyone gasps. Kevin and Nommanic gasp a second time.)
Nommanic: Oh no...
(Music Change)
???: Why the hell did you do that?!?
???: That's for YOU to answer!
(Fighting noises are heard.)
Mimi: Uhh apparently the power line froze...
Nommanic: No!
Kevin: No!
Cinnamon: What?
(Nommanic runs to the two shadowey figures. Kevin follows, and Stella starts anxiously toying with her earring.)
Cinnamon: *gulp!*
(Nommanic shines a flashlight on the two shadowey figures.)
Opulent: Uhh...
Esoteric: Uhhhhh......
(Nommanic confronts Esoteric, completely ignoring Opulent. Opulent glares at Boyfriend. Pico shows a confused look on his face, and Stella starts heaviliy toying with her earring, staring at Opulent's.)
Cinnamon: ...this will be hard to sort out...
All: ...?
(Nommanic creates a bomb, then pushes Esoteric and starts the countdown.)
10
(Everyone starts running.)
9
(The first people reach the exit.)
8
(Esoteric gets up.)
7
(Esoteric tries to run.)
6
(The door suddenly freezes.)
5
(Esoteric covers the entire floor with ice.)
4
(Opulent slips on the ice.)
3
(Opulent stubs her toe on a stair.)
2
(Opulent falls BACK, instead of front.)
1
(The bomb explodes.)
All: 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Season 1
Episode 8
Flashbacks to The Silly Adventures
THE END
...to be continued...