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5000 pts ★ NoviceOn 2023-04-29 at 19:34:10
utiliser le fruit de votre imagination
On 2023-04-29 at 19:35:43
un jour je marchai et jai dis a mon cousin
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On 2023-04-29 at 19:35:52
Bah c'est l'histoire d'un yoshi Et ce Yoshi.
Fin
J'ai pas d'inspi
Et ce Yoshi. Fin
J'ai pas d'inspi
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On 2023-04-29 at 20:12:14
Alors c'est l'histoire d'une coccinelle et d'un lapin
Ils marchaient dans une forêt et genre ils aperçoivent un renard, du coup le lapin demande à son amie "Est-ce que le renard va nous attaquer ?", la coccinelle, dans le doute profond, répond "Euh jsp"
Fin
Ils marchaient dans une forêt et genre ils aperçoivent un renard, du coup le lapin demande à son amie "Est-ce que le renard va nous attaquer ?", la coccinelle, dans le doute profond, répond "Euh jsp"
Fin
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On 2023-04-29 at 20:24:00
This is the story:
The end.
The end.
1On 2023-04-29 at 20:42:46
Alors c'est l'histoire d'une coccinelle et d'un lapin
Ils marchaient dans une forêt et genre ils aperçoivent un renard, du coup le lapin demande à son amie "Est-ce que le renard va nous attaquer ?", la coccinelle, dans le doute profond, répond "Euh jsp"
Fin
Ils marchaient dans une forêt et genre ils aperçoivent un renard, du coup le lapin demande à son amie "Est-ce que le renard va nous attaquer ?", la coccinelle, dans le doute profond, répond "Euh jsp"
Fin
pov je suis le renard, Nudge le lapin
On 2023-04-29 at 21:05:22
Alors c'est l'histoire d'une coccinelle et d'un lapin
Ils marchaient dans une forêt et genre ils aperçoivent un renard, du coup le lapin demande à son amie "Est-ce que le renard va nous attaquer ?", la coccinelle, dans le doute profond, répond "Euh jsp"
Fin
Ils marchaient dans une forêt et genre ils aperçoivent un renard, du coup le lapin demande à son amie "Est-ce que le renard va nous attaquer ?", la coccinelle, dans le doute profond, répond "Euh jsp"
Fin
pov je suis le renard, Nudge le lapin
Ah c'est même pas fait exprès pourtant, grosse coïncidence effectivement
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1On 2023-04-29 at 23:29:16
So, there was this guy named John. He had 13 children, but his wife died giving birth(which is bound to happen with a number like that, I mean...) & two of them, twins, crippled for life since they were born.
Due to the time period, John was, of course 30+ years older than his wife. Eventually, John was beginning to fade. He had a lawyer write up his will, & the lawyer brought a picture of every single one of his kidsto comfort him & help the old man choose without wasting his penultimate breaths, but John passed out from sheer exhaustion before he could select the person who got the lion's share. His arm ended up pointing towards the two crippled kids, & being twins, they SHARED a picture, making the individual to receivethe majority, unclear. The other 13 kids schemed up a plan to kill the twins & steal their inheritance. But they didn't want to feel the guilt of physically ending their siblings, so they had to improvise a plan. They rigged the wiring of the house so it would burn down while they were away, placing down a long wire which they thought would take long enough for them to leave. Of course, it did not work like that. 12/13 children burned to death, the 13th had not been at home. John eventually came to, & was immediately told what happened, which obviously killed him from shock. The 13th child returned, & promptly killed themself. In the end, the lawyer kept the same inheritance which had caused 14 people to depart to the afterlife.
This lawyer was my Great Great Great Grand Father. The family I was part of became rich off the backs of 14 dead people.
*Insert FNAF6 Air Horn SFX here*
Due to the time period, John was, of course 30+ years older than his wife. Eventually, John was beginning to fade. He had a lawyer write up his will, & the lawyer brought a picture of every single one of his kidsto comfort him & help the old man choose without wasting his penultimate breaths, but John passed out from sheer exhaustion before he could select the person who got the lion's share. His arm ended up pointing towards the two crippled kids, & being twins, they SHARED a picture, making the individual to receivethe majority, unclear. The other 13 kids schemed up a plan to kill the twins & steal their inheritance. But they didn't want to feel the guilt of physically ending their siblings, so they had to improvise a plan. They rigged the wiring of the house so it would burn down while they were away, placing down a long wire which they thought would take long enough for them to leave. Of course, it did not work like that. 12/13 children burned to death, the 13th had not been at home. John eventually came to, & was immediately told what happened, which obviously killed him from shock. The 13th child returned, & promptly killed themself. In the end, the lawyer kept the same inheritance which had caused 14 people to depart to the afterlife.
This lawyer was my Great Great Great Grand Father. The family I was part of became rich off the backs of 14 dead people.
*Insert FNAF6 Air Horn SFX here*
On 2023-04-30 at 00:09:15
Alors c'est l'histoire d'une coccinelle et d'un lapin
Ils marchaient dans une forêt et genre ils aperçoivent un renard, du coup le lapin demande à son amie "Est-ce que le renard va nous attaquer ?", la coccinelle, dans le doute profond, répond "Euh jsp"
Fin
Ils marchaient dans une forêt et genre ils aperçoivent un renard, du coup le lapin demande à son amie "Est-ce que le renard va nous attaquer ?", la coccinelle, dans le doute profond, répond "Euh jsp"
Fin
pov je suis le renard, Nudge le lapin
Probablement osc-omb, la forme correspond x)
1On 2023-05-01 at 12:27:18
c l'histoire de trois ptit cochon qui buvais trois biere par jour quand soudain ils rencontrère aspaz le alcolo (alcoolo depuis 8 ans) il buvais trois casier de bier par jour ne se soulais jamais alor isl vouleure faire un concoure de bier en une minute il aspaz avais fini une bouteil alorque eu non a la troisieme bouteille ils etais deja souler alor il leur dire 
fin xd
fin xd
On 2023-05-01 at 16:24:43
So, there was this guy named John. He had 13 children, but his wife died giving birth(which is bound to happen with a number like that, I mean...) & two of them, twins, crippled for life since they were born.
Due to the time period, John was, of course 30+ years older than his wife. Eventually, John was beginning to fade. He had a lawyer write up his will, & the lawyer brought a picture of every single one of his kidsto comfort him & help the old man choose without wasting his penultimate breaths, but John passed out from sheer exhaustion before he could select the person who got the lion's share. His arm ended up pointing towards the two crippled kids, & being twins, they SHARED a picture, making the individual to receivethe majority, unclear. The other 13 kids schemed up a plan to kill the twins & steal their inheritance. But they didn't want to feel the guilt of physically ending their siblings, so they had to improvise a plan. They rigged the wiring of the house so it would burn down while they were away, placing down a long wire which they thought would take long enough for them to leave. Of course, it did not work like that. 12/13 children burned to death, the 13th had not been at home. John eventually came to, & was immediately told what happened, which obviously killed him from shock. The 13th child returned, & promptly killed themself. In the end, the lawyer kept the same inheritance which had caused 14 people to depart to the afterlife.
This lawyer was my Great Great Great Grand Father. The family I was part of became rich off the backs of 14 dead people.
*Insert FNAF6 Air Horn SFX here*
Due to the time period, John was, of course 30+ years older than his wife. Eventually, John was beginning to fade. He had a lawyer write up his will, & the lawyer brought a picture of every single one of his kidsto comfort him & help the old man choose without wasting his penultimate breaths, but John passed out from sheer exhaustion before he could select the person who got the lion's share. His arm ended up pointing towards the two crippled kids, & being twins, they SHARED a picture, making the individual to receivethe majority, unclear. The other 13 kids schemed up a plan to kill the twins & steal their inheritance. But they didn't want to feel the guilt of physically ending their siblings, so they had to improvise a plan. They rigged the wiring of the house so it would burn down while they were away, placing down a long wire which they thought would take long enough for them to leave. Of course, it did not work like that. 12/13 children burned to death, the 13th had not been at home. John eventually came to, & was immediately told what happened, which obviously killed him from shock. The 13th child returned, & promptly killed themself. In the end, the lawyer kept the same inheritance which had caused 14 people to depart to the afterlife.
This lawyer was my Great Great Great Grand Father. The family I was part of became rich off the backs of 14 dead people.
*Insert FNAF6 Air Horn SFX here*
Hey I think I know your Great Great Great Grandfather! Is this him?
3On 2023-05-01 at 18:16:37
So, there was this guy named John. He had 13 children, but his wife died giving birth(which is bound to happen with a number like that, I mean...) & two of them, twins, crippled for life since they were born.
Due to the time period, John was, of course 30+ years older than his wife. Eventually, John was beginning to fade. He had a lawyer write up his will, & the lawyer brought a picture of every single one of his kidsto comfort him & help the old man choose without wasting his penultimate breaths, but John passed out from sheer exhaustion before he could select the person who got the lion's share. His arm ended up pointing towards the two crippled kids, & being twins, they SHARED a picture, making the individual to receivethe majority, unclear. The other 13 kids schemed up a plan to kill the twins & steal their inheritance. But they didn't want to feel the guilt of physically ending their siblings, so they had to improvise a plan. They rigged the wiring of the house so it would burn down while they were away, placing down a long wire which they thought would take long enough for them to leave. Of course, it did not work like that. 12/13 children burned to death, the 13th had not been at home. John eventually came to, & was immediately told what happened, which obviously killed him from shock. The 13th child returned, & promptly killed themself. In the end, the lawyer kept the same inheritance which had caused 14 people to depart to the afterlife.
This lawyer was my Great Great Great Grand Father. The family I was part of became rich off the backs of 14 dead people.
*Insert FNAF6 Air Horn SFX here*
Due to the time period, John was, of course 30+ years older than his wife. Eventually, John was beginning to fade. He had a lawyer write up his will, & the lawyer brought a picture of every single one of his kidsto comfort him & help the old man choose without wasting his penultimate breaths, but John passed out from sheer exhaustion before he could select the person who got the lion's share. His arm ended up pointing towards the two crippled kids, & being twins, they SHARED a picture, making the individual to receivethe majority, unclear. The other 13 kids schemed up a plan to kill the twins & steal their inheritance. But they didn't want to feel the guilt of physically ending their siblings, so they had to improvise a plan. They rigged the wiring of the house so it would burn down while they were away, placing down a long wire which they thought would take long enough for them to leave. Of course, it did not work like that. 12/13 children burned to death, the 13th had not been at home. John eventually came to, & was immediately told what happened, which obviously killed him from shock. The 13th child returned, & promptly killed themself. In the end, the lawyer kept the same inheritance which had caused 14 people to depart to the afterlife.
This lawyer was my Great Great Great Grand Father. The family I was part of became rich off the backs of 14 dead people.
*Insert FNAF6 Air Horn SFX here*
Hey I think I know your Great Great Great Grandfather! Is this him?
Sadly, I'm black. (Also this is very fake, & by fake I mean parts of it are true, but also not, you know what I mean).
On 2023-05-01 at 18:26:07
So, there was this guy named John. He had 13 children, but his wife died giving birth(which is bound to happen with a number like that, I mean...) & two of them, twins, crippled for life since they were born.
Due to the time period, John was, of course 30+ years older than his wife. Eventually, John was beginning to fade. He had a lawyer write up his will, & the lawyer brought a picture of every single one of his kidsto comfort him & help the old man choose without wasting his penultimate breaths, but John passed out from sheer exhaustion before he could select the person who got the lion's share. His arm ended up pointing towards the two crippled kids, & being twins, they SHARED a picture, making the individual to receivethe majority, unclear. The other 13 kids schemed up a plan to kill the twins & steal their inheritance. But they didn't want to feel the guilt of physically ending their siblings, so they had to improvise a plan. They rigged the wiring of the house so it would burn down while they were away, placing down a long wire which they thought would take long enough for them to leave. Of course, it did not work like that. 12/13 children burned to death, the 13th had not been at home. John eventually came to, & was immediately told what happened, which obviously killed him from shock. The 13th child returned, & promptly killed themself. In the end, the lawyer kept the same inheritance which had caused 14 people to depart to the afterlife.
This lawyer was my Great Great Great Grand Father. The family I was part of became rich off the backs of 14 dead people.
*Insert FNAF6 Air Horn SFX here*
Due to the time period, John was, of course 30+ years older than his wife. Eventually, John was beginning to fade. He had a lawyer write up his will, & the lawyer brought a picture of every single one of his kidsto comfort him & help the old man choose without wasting his penultimate breaths, but John passed out from sheer exhaustion before he could select the person who got the lion's share. His arm ended up pointing towards the two crippled kids, & being twins, they SHARED a picture, making the individual to receivethe majority, unclear. The other 13 kids schemed up a plan to kill the twins & steal their inheritance. But they didn't want to feel the guilt of physically ending their siblings, so they had to improvise a plan. They rigged the wiring of the house so it would burn down while they were away, placing down a long wire which they thought would take long enough for them to leave. Of course, it did not work like that. 12/13 children burned to death, the 13th had not been at home. John eventually came to, & was immediately told what happened, which obviously killed him from shock. The 13th child returned, & promptly killed themself. In the end, the lawyer kept the same inheritance which had caused 14 people to depart to the afterlife.
This lawyer was my Great Great Great Grand Father. The family I was part of became rich off the backs of 14 dead people.
*Insert FNAF6 Air Horn SFX here*
Hey I think I know your Great Great Great Grandfather! Is this him?
Sadly, I'm black. (Also this is very fake, & by fake I mean parts of it are true, but also not, you know what I mean).
Yeah it’s quite obvious it’s fake, that’s why I joked that your Great Great Great Grandfather is Saul Goodman 💀
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