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(Game) I give a life to Bowser... / (Jeu) Je donne une vie a Bowser...
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7887 pts ★ RacerOn 2026-07-08 at 02:45:11
Wish granted, but the game reverts to Beta.
I give a life to Bowser and I win a mogi.
I give a life to Bowser and I win a mogi.
But the people that know and you won’t have the ability to speak about it, and in a short time you will forget about it and still want to win your first mogi even though you already did.
I give a life to bowser and in exchange I have the ability to teleport
Wish granted but your range is 1 meter
(2 lives) to Bowser and I learn how to create characters in MKPC; 2nd life and I wish there's no downside to the previous wish 
Both wishes granted, but the downside to your second wish is that you will lose your skill at making characters in MKPC
to Bowser and I become actually good at digital artWish granted but the save button is permenantely off.
I give a life to Bowser to be able to run a mile in under 5 minutes right now.
Sorry to break the chain (I promise to delete this message soon) but she can just press the screenshot button...
On 2026-07-07 at 23:18:52
Wish granted, but the game reverts to Beta.
I give a life to Bowser and I win a mogi.
I give a life to Bowser and I win a mogi.
But the people that know and you won’t have the ability to speak about it, and in a short time you will forget about it and still want to win your first mogi even though you already did.
I give a life to bowser and in exchange I have the ability to teleport
On 2026-07-05 at 21:23:03
I give a life to bowser and in exchange life is fair for specifically and only me
On 2026-05-29 at 15:45:04
i give a life to bowser in exchange i want a free life sized kirby plushie
Wish granted, but uhh... You know Kirby's canonically only 8 inches tall, right?
I give a life to Bowser and I wish I was better at Mario Kart Wii.
Wish granted, but you only be better for a day until you return to your original skill level.
I give a life to Bowser, and in exchange, I wish I was better at track building.
KFP Team
On 2026-01-20 at 15:06:58
Submit harder tracks, Beginner Cup is done 
I would rather make harder tracks for you guys because the only tracks raiders will only play the hardest tracks, so you can do the easier ones just for the cup so others can play it and stuff.
you have to join KFP Team bro
well, i would rather for YOU GUYS. thats better wording.
On 2026-01-18 at 18:08:49
Submit harder tracks, Beginner Cup is done
I would rather make harder tracks for you guys because the only tracks raiders will only play the hardest tracks, so you can do the easier ones just for the cup so others can play it and stuff.
What's something that REALLY grinds your gears?
On 2026-11-07 at 17:59:41
It’s winter ain’t it? Then it’s christmas fuck off my case...
1. Hasn't even been Thanksgiving
2. Not even December
It don't matter if it's winter what are you gonna keep this name until January
don’t care and yes I will keep it type shit
On 2026-11-07 at 17:56:29
It’s winter ain’t it? Then it’s christmas fuck off my case...
On 2026-11-04 at 18:15:01
When people in online just stay afk in a race on purpose just chatting to each other so other people can't get in and them just being annoying
On 2026-11-03 at 16:33:23
4: my camera having a permanent smudge in the lens
my cam has a perm smudge in the lens on my laptop and idk how to fix it
On 2026-11-03 at 00:12:28
When some people on mkpc doesn’t read the actual topic or parts of it before posting on it
1On 2026-10-13 at 01:55:51
1. Youtube’s recommendation system
First of all, tell me why the hell does watching a SINGLE video makes the feed get polluted by content from the guy I just watched? Like if I watch a video of somebody playing skate 4 or something, and then after it’s only the guy I just watched, NO other content from other creators, and I HATE that. I hope they fix it because it’s really pissing me the freak off dude.
2. Brain dead comments/Dead internet theory
I just HATE opening up the comment section sometimes. It’s like a random short or video, and when I open up the comments it’s literally just little Timmy’s on their iPad typing some absolute bullshit like: “First” or saying some random and spamming a thousand emoji’s after like:
and stuff like bro I hate it. Especially the horrible ones where its just some weird harmful unfunny extremely offensive stuff, I can’t really say it but you’ll find out when you go on TikTok or X.
3. Brainrot
Something that I always hated was brainrot. There is not a single atom of me that likes brainrot. It angers me so much to see brainrot content farms and videos, little Timmy’s and Jonathan’s spamming brainrot stuff in comments, and just seeing kids get infected by this really pisses me off
4. Artificial IDIOT
I absolutely HATE AI. It gets me so unbelievably angry it’s insane. Everything is wrong with it, and AI can be used for good but also for many bad and horrible ways. I hate AI videos and content farms, AI brainrot, and so much more uses from it.
That’s it.
First of all, tell me why the hell does watching a SINGLE video makes the feed get polluted by content from the guy I just watched? Like if I watch a video of somebody playing skate 4 or something, and then after it’s only the guy I just watched, NO other content from other creators, and I HATE that. I hope they fix it because it’s really pissing me the freak off dude.
2. Brain dead comments/Dead internet theory
I just HATE opening up the comment section sometimes. It’s like a random short or video, and when I open up the comments it’s literally just little Timmy’s on their iPad typing some absolute bullshit like: “First” or saying some random and spamming a thousand emoji’s after like:
banana😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😱😭😱😭😱😭😱😱😥😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😳😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😳😱😱🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳😛🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
3. Brainrot
Something that I always hated was brainrot. There is not a single atom of me that likes brainrot. It angers me so much to see brainrot content farms and videos, little Timmy’s and Jonathan’s spamming brainrot stuff in comments, and just seeing kids get infected by this really pisses me off
4. Artificial IDIOT
I absolutely HATE AI. It gets me so unbelievably angry it’s insane. Everything is wrong with it, and AI can be used for good but also for many bad and horrible ways. I hate AI videos and content farms, AI brainrot, and so much more uses from it.
That’s it.
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11Stupid stuff you used to think was true
On 2026-11-05 at 21:54:34
believing the boss baby method on how babies is born
If you do an MKPC update....
On 2026-08-06 at 16:09:55
ME personally I think they’d should add more battle modes like deluxe did
Also what I’m also wishing for is mkwii track so in the base game.
Also what I’m also wishing for is mkwii track so in the base game.
Do you have any songs stuck in your head right now?
On 2026-08-27 at 04:23:18
This may be weird but I have A.P.T stuck in my head. Slaps tho
What weird quotes do you randomly think of
On 2026-11-05 at 00:24:21
Super Mario Galaxy Movie
R.O.B.: It is located right overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
Toad: Ugh, you're killing me!
R.O.B.: Sorry, I do not wish to kill you.
R.O.B.: It is located right overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
Toad: Ugh, you're killing me!
R.O.B.: Sorry, I do not wish to kill you.
i was cackling during this scene idk why lol
On 2026-10-28 at 18:40:38
"now i gotta pull up, everybody dyin, me included, i ant goin to jail"
On 2026-08-04 at 02:47:17
Those Minecraft quotes you see on the title in the homescreen
Mario Kart World: The Fanfic
Yesterday at 03:28:31
Episode 2
??? Helloo!
Lev: Hey uh-um... who are you?
Sebastian: I’m Sebastian! I recently just registered here, what about you?
Lev: (Why does that name sound... familiar? It feels like I heard that name on TV before...) I recently just registered here too. This is my first time here so I don’t know what to expect... WAI WAIT WAIT I HAVEN’T INTRODUCED MYSELF! I’m uh Lev!
Sebastian: Well, nice to meet you, Lev! Actually, do you know if there’s anyone else here?
Lev: I’m pretty sure we’re the only ones here and registered.
Sebastian: Oh okay. Ya know, I-
Somebody enters the room.
Kitson: Hey...
Sebastian and Lev: Heyo!
Kitson sits on the wall, far away from Lev and Sebastian.
Sebastian: You okay?
Kitson just nods.
Sebastian: (Don’t want to get in his hair... I’ll just leave him alone.)
So, I was wondering. Do you uh... know what that door is over there on the wall?
Lev: Not exactly... you wanna-
A huge group of people comes in, they all have tags on their shirts marking their name.
WorldRecord: Yeesh this place is huge...
Luigi: And white!
Lev: What a clump of people!
Sebastian: Was there a line at the check-in area?
Koopa: Yeah, there was- OH MY GOSH IS THAT SEBASTIAN!?!?!? I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN I CAN MAKE YOU YOUR OWN CUSTOM KART AND EVERYTHING OH AND...
Sebastian: (This is exactly what I feared...) Wait... are you a Koopa??! AND you can speak English?!?!
Koopa: Don’t worry about that-
Kinsley: You made him faint...
Koopa: Was I really that...
fllaaaaashbaaackk
Kinsley: WHY AND HOW IS THERE A KOOPA TROOPA HERE?!?! AND WHY IS KIRBY HERE?!?!?! AND SONIC?!?!?!?!
WorldRecord: I DON’T KNOW-
...
BLEH
WorldRecord: SOMEBODY GET A NAPKIN!!
Luigi: I’LL GO GET IT!!!
end of flashback.
WorldRecord: I HAD TO CHANGE MY PANTS, AND MY SHOES. *BANG* YOU OWE ME 50 DOLLARS BECAU-
Kinsley: What’s a dollar?
Kirby: POYO!
WorldRecord: How can somebody possibly be this dumb... maybe it’s because you banged your head into that wall and now you got brain damage.
Sebastian: I think we oughta get out of here...
Lev: Yeah... let’s go to that door we saw earlier.
Sebastian tries to open the door, but it’s locked.
Sebastian: It’s locked...
Lev: Oh well, guess we could try next time.
The mysterious man from earlier walks in.
Sonic: Who are you?
???: The teacher for here.
WorldRecord: Don’t tell me we’re gonna be doing summer school here...
???: Well, it’s nothing like that. You see, this is more than just races. Since this is a brand new era of Mario Kart, there are lots of new gimmicks to the game. I am in charge of teaching you these. These are special courses that allow you to learn and master these techniques, and hone your skills.
Lev: Woah, this seems interesting. I’ll join!
???: You didn’t really have a choice anyway.
Kirby: POYO!
WorldRecord: Yeah, like Kirby said, when do we start?
???: This will be tomorrow.
Luigi: I’m excited!
End of episode 2.
??? Helloo!
Lev: Hey uh-um... who are you?
Sebastian: I’m Sebastian! I recently just registered here, what about you?
Lev: (Why does that name sound... familiar? It feels like I heard that name on TV before...) I recently just registered here too. This is my first time here so I don’t know what to expect... WAI WAIT WAIT I HAVEN’T INTRODUCED MYSELF! I’m uh Lev!
Sebastian: Well, nice to meet you, Lev! Actually, do you know if there’s anyone else here?
Lev: I’m pretty sure we’re the only ones here and registered.
Sebastian: Oh okay. Ya know, I-
Somebody enters the room.
Kitson: Hey...
Sebastian and Lev: Heyo!
Kitson sits on the wall, far away from Lev and Sebastian.
Sebastian: You okay?
Kitson just nods.
Sebastian: (Don’t want to get in his hair... I’ll just leave him alone.)
So, I was wondering. Do you uh... know what that door is over there on the wall?
Lev: Not exactly... you wanna-
A huge group of people comes in, they all have tags on their shirts marking their name.
WorldRecord: Yeesh this place is huge...
Luigi: And white!
Lev: What a clump of people!
Sebastian: Was there a line at the check-in area?
Koopa: Yeah, there was- OH MY GOSH IS THAT SEBASTIAN!?!?!? I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN I CAN MAKE YOU YOUR OWN CUSTOM KART AND EVERYTHING OH AND...
Sebastian: (This is exactly what I feared...) Wait... are you a Koopa??! AND you can speak English?!?!
Koopa: Don’t worry about that-
Kinsley: You made him faint...
Koopa: Was I really that...
fllaaaaashbaaackk
Kinsley: WHY AND HOW IS THERE A KOOPA TROOPA HERE?!?! AND WHY IS KIRBY HERE?!?!?! AND SONIC?!?!?!?!
WorldRecord: I DON’T KNOW-
...
BLEH
WorldRecord: SOMEBODY GET A NAPKIN!!
Luigi: I’LL GO GET IT!!!
end of flashback.
WorldRecord: I HAD TO CHANGE MY PANTS, AND MY SHOES. *BANG* YOU OWE ME 50 DOLLARS BECAU-
Kinsley: What’s a dollar?
Kirby: POYO!
WorldRecord: How can somebody possibly be this dumb... maybe it’s because you banged your head into that wall and now you got brain damage.
Sebastian: I think we oughta get out of here...
Lev: Yeah... let’s go to that door we saw earlier.
Sebastian tries to open the door, but it’s locked.
Sebastian: It’s locked...
Lev: Oh well, guess we could try next time.
The mysterious man from earlier walks in.
Sonic: Who are you?
???: The teacher for here.
WorldRecord: Don’t tell me we’re gonna be doing summer school here...
???: Well, it’s nothing like that. You see, this is more than just races. Since this is a brand new era of Mario Kart, there are lots of new gimmicks to the game. I am in charge of teaching you these. These are special courses that allow you to learn and master these techniques, and hone your skills.
Lev: Woah, this seems interesting. I’ll join!
???: You didn’t really have a choice anyway.
Kirby: POYO!
WorldRecord: Yeah, like Kirby said, when do we start?
???: This will be tomorrow.
Luigi: I’m excited!
End of episode 2.
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1On 2026-11-07 at 16:43:45
Episode 1
A F E W D A Y S A F T E R T H E M A I L
Lev: I’ve been on this ride FOREVER!
Lev, which is the main character of this story, is currently on an unbelievably long bus ride on the way to this mysterious building.
Random bus driver: Okay here’s your stop, shoo shoo go on!
Lev: Okay okay, jeez don’t have to rush me so much. Surprised there’s not anyone on this bus, guess I did have some extra time for sleep...
CHHhhh
The bus door opens, and Lev starts walking to the building.
He opens the door.
Random welcome lady: Good afternoon sir, the check-in is right on your left after you go up the stairs.
Lev: Oh uh, thanks!
Lev walks up to the check-in area.
Random check-in guy (I know this is a lot of randoms) Hello! O- oh... is this your first time here? You look rather... nervous. Lev: Well... uh.. yeah. I mean it is my first time so I’m not exactly sure what to expect.
Random check-in guy: Well, that’s okay. Everyone feels nervous on their first time.
he says while getting a sheet of paper from under the desk
Random check-in guy: Okay, just fill out this form and you will be all set! The form is quite short, so you don’t have to do much.
Got it.
The form contains these questions:
How old are you? (Must be 11+)
Date of birth
Name
Height
Weight
Do you like Mario Kart?
.................
Lev: All done!
Lev hands the paper to the check-in guy, who is now reviewing the form.
Random check-in guy: Hmm...
...
Hmm... hmmmmmm.... HMMMMMMMM...
Lev: STOP MAKING ME NERVOUS AND HAND IT TO ME AND TELL ME IF I’M ACCEPTED ALREADY!
Random check-in guy: Okay okay... it was just a joke. You’re accepted!
Lev: YES! Okay... what do I do from here?
Random check-in guy: Since this is your first time, there is a hallway over there, look for the door named “Mushroom Cup” and a red mushroom logo on the door with it,
Lev: Okay, thanks!
Lev starts walking towards the Mushroom Cup door in the hallway. It’s a big, white, very clean door, then Lev opens it.
Lev: Holy crap... what even is this place? Everything is white... the floor... the walls... the ceiling and the light... and there’s a TV attached to the wall with a Nintendo Switch 2!
???: Well hello there!
Lev: Who is you?
???: Well, don’t worry about that. It seems you are our first contestant, welcome! There is a TV attached to the wall if you want to watch something, and if you want, there is even a Nintendo Switch 2 if you want to play with that. Oh well, good-luck!
The mysterious guy closes the door.
Lev: Who was that...? Why oh well? Why good-luck? Oh this is hurting my brain...
Lev notices some stuff behind him.
Lev: Oh gosh... there’s BEDS!?!? Does that mean we’re gonna be sleeping HERE?!?!?! Oh how come I didn’t even notice that....
Lev walks around a bit more. Lev: Where do we get the food? I’m hungr- hey... there’s a dispenser thingy on this wall! I guess I just click this and it turns on..?
Lev clicks a button, and orders something to eat.
Lev: I don’t know.. maybe I’ll get some pancakes or something?
Lev presses “order” and a plate of pancakes comes out of the dispenser.
Lev: Oh that’s pretty neat, didn’t even cost anything too!
???: Helloooo!
End of episode 1.
A F E W D A Y S A F T E R T H E M A I L
Lev: I’ve been on this ride FOREVER!
Lev, which is the main character of this story, is currently on an unbelievably long bus ride on the way to this mysterious building.
Random bus driver: Okay here’s your stop, shoo shoo go on!
Lev: Okay okay, jeez don’t have to rush me so much. Surprised there’s not anyone on this bus, guess I did have some extra time for sleep...
CHHhhh
The bus door opens, and Lev starts walking to the building.
He opens the door.
Random welcome lady: Good afternoon sir, the check-in is right on your left after you go up the stairs.
Lev: Oh uh, thanks!
Lev walks up to the check-in area.
Random check-in guy (I know this is a lot of randoms) Hello! O- oh... is this your first time here? You look rather... nervous. Lev: Well... uh.. yeah. I mean it is my first time so I’m not exactly sure what to expect.
Random check-in guy: Well, that’s okay. Everyone feels nervous on their first time.
he says while getting a sheet of paper from under the desk
Random check-in guy: Okay, just fill out this form and you will be all set! The form is quite short, so you don’t have to do much.
Got it.
The form contains these questions:
How old are you? (Must be 11+)
Date of birth
Name
Height
Weight
Do you like Mario Kart?
.................
Lev: All done!
Lev hands the paper to the check-in guy, who is now reviewing the form.
Random check-in guy: Hmm...
...
Hmm... hmmmmmm.... HMMMMMMMM...
Lev: STOP MAKING ME NERVOUS AND HAND IT TO ME AND TELL ME IF I’M ACCEPTED ALREADY!
Random check-in guy: Okay okay... it was just a joke. You’re accepted!
Lev: YES! Okay... what do I do from here?
Random check-in guy: Since this is your first time, there is a hallway over there, look for the door named “Mushroom Cup” and a red mushroom logo on the door with it,
Lev: Okay, thanks!
Lev starts walking towards the Mushroom Cup door in the hallway. It’s a big, white, very clean door, then Lev opens it.
Lev: Holy crap... what even is this place? Everything is white... the floor... the walls... the ceiling and the light... and there’s a TV attached to the wall with a Nintendo Switch 2!
???: Well hello there!
Lev: Who is you?
???: Well, don’t worry about that. It seems you are our first contestant, welcome! There is a TV attached to the wall if you want to watch something, and if you want, there is even a Nintendo Switch 2 if you want to play with that. Oh well, good-luck!
The mysterious guy closes the door.
Lev: Who was that...? Why oh well? Why good-luck? Oh this is hurting my brain...
Lev notices some stuff behind him.
Lev: Oh gosh... there’s BEDS!?!? Does that mean we’re gonna be sleeping HERE?!?!?! Oh how come I didn’t even notice that....
Lev walks around a bit more. Lev: Where do we get the food? I’m hungr- hey... there’s a dispenser thingy on this wall! I guess I just click this and it turns on..?
Lev clicks a button, and orders something to eat.
Lev: I don’t know.. maybe I’ll get some pancakes or something?
Lev presses “order” and a plate of pancakes comes out of the dispenser.
Lev: Oh that’s pretty neat, didn’t even cost anything too!
???: Helloooo!
End of episode 1.
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