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8285 pts ★ ExpertToday at 02:21:40
somebody hit a homerun in my park’s baseball field and the baseball hit me knocking me all the way to Japan
can anybody help me to get back home
can anybody help me to get back home
On 2026-09-26 at 23:04:36
I was at an MLB game not too long ago. I decided to walk up onto the field, but one of the players hit me in the stomach so hard with their bat that it sent me flying to Antarctica. Now, I am stuck in the cold for the rest of my life possibly. How can I safely make it back to the United States?
OMG, you should SO like, totally, go meet like, @MagolorLikesCoffee
On 2026-09-25 at 18:03:38
guys if you don't stop with the nsfw stuff I'ma lock this topic
No please dont, this do not feel like a messege farming topic already
How in the living fuck are you in north Korea
yeah bro i live in yemen
On 2026-09-25 at 16:10:49
me and neo already said it once- actually neo said it multiple times
PLEASE stop with the nsfw stuff, genuinely its not funny
i know i did it but i atleast learned my lesson
PLEASE stop with the nsfw stuff, genuinely its not funny
i know i did it but i atleast learned my lesson
On 2026-09-25 at 14:49:52
okay i know i did it too but can we please stop with the nsfw jokes and actually use the topic on how it's supposed to be used, thank you now go have a ROTTEN DAY!
jk but still
jk but still
On 2026-09-23 at 03:35:18
yoshi f#cking sucks bro why would anyone like this dumbass character
Exactly bro
this stupid ass ugly green dinosaur should be erased from existence
On 2026-09-22 at 21:20:02
I ate a giraffe yesterday
nice I ate some starving crazed weasels for breakfast
yeah for lunch i had some camel balls with some frogs and potato chips, ts was delicious
My dad says when he was gonna bring some sweaty hippo dih lunch and pig eyes at 4 pm can't wait
yo sounds delicious can i come over?
1Space for Anything... again
Yesterday at 23:56:10
nah I’m taking a bus to north philly, then dancing in front of every eagle fans door, hitting the griddy on their porch, bringing my speaker blasting right foot creep, and then saying “I CAN’T WAIT till y’all lose”, and blowing every eagle fans phone up with Ls
Like bro I am GRIDDYING down the street bro
I am buying a eagles towel and STOMPING all over it
Nah even better I’m making ts my doormat
I MIGHT get shot if I do that tho, but I’m still gonna do it anyway
Just know if I’m not online js know what happened
Like bro I am GRIDDYING down the street bro
I am buying a eagles towel and STOMPING all over it
Nah even better I’m making ts my doormat
I MIGHT get shot if I do that tho, but I’m still gonna do it anyway
Just know if I’m not online js know what happened
Do it in South Philly, please, you ARE gonna get slimed.
gng I live in sph🥀
Yesterday at 21:45:32
what the actual hell
i just jumped over a red shell
this is not a drill bro
am i just now discovering you can jump over red shells???
a cpu sent a red shell to me and i didnt have anything protecting me btw
i hopped and it jumped over it
what the actual frick dude
it was here:
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=220841
i just jumped over a red shell
this is not a drill bro
am i just now discovering you can jump over red shells???
a cpu sent a red shell to me and i didnt have anything protecting me btw
i hopped and it jumped over it
what the actual frick dude
it was here:
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=220841
Yesterday at 01:31:44
At this point why don't they just IP ban Tendo
he has a vpn, he can change ips whenever he wants so you can’t ip ban him cuz he’ll come back with a new one
23On 2026-09-27 at 23:15:11
nah I’m taking a bus to north philly, then dancing in front of every eagle fans door, hitting the griddy on their porch, bringing my speaker blasting right foot creep, and then saying “I CAN’T WAIT till y’all lose”, and blowing every eagle fans phone up with Ls
Like bro I am GRIDDYING down the street bro
I am buying a eagles towel and STOMPING all over it
Nah even better I’m making ts my doormat
I MIGHT get shot if I do that tho, but I’m still gonna do it anyway
Just know if I’m not online js know what happened
Like bro I am GRIDDYING down the street bro
I am buying a eagles towel and STOMPING all over it
Nah even better I’m making ts my doormat
I MIGHT get shot if I do that tho, but I’m still gonna do it anyway
Just know if I’m not online js know what happened
1On 2026-09-27 at 19:03:18
Mario Kart World track tier list cus why not
Here's mine (not including SNES tracks)
The image doesn't work :/
it's working for me
working for me
On 2026-09-26 at 02:06:10
Proof people will argue about anything
These are a bunch of sticks:
These are a bunch of sticks:
Why would you post an image of sticks when you could've literally just posted anything else?!
WE LIKE STICKS
WE LIKE STICKS
WE LIKE STICKS
WE LIKE STICKS
WE LIKE STICKS
NO WE DON'T STICKS ARE THE WORST AUGHHHHH
What? How could you? Sticks are amazing!
NO! STICKS ARE DIRTY AND GRIMY AND THEY HURT PEOPLE! HURTING PEOPLE IS NOT NICE AUGGHHHHHHHH
only evil people hurt people with sticks! Sticks are good! Evil people use them to hurt! Sticks are amazing! They always get in the wrong hands though
On 2026-09-26 at 02:00:38
Proof people will argue about anything
These are a bunch of sticks:
These are a bunch of sticks:
Why would you post an image of sticks when you could've literally just posted anything else?!
WE LIKE STICKS
WE LIKE STICKS
WE LIKE STICKS
WE LIKE STICKS
WE LIKE STICKS
NO WE DON'T STICKS ARE THE WORST AUGHHHHH
What? How could you? Sticks are amazing!
1On 2026-09-26 at 00:11:17
font update
using this now due to me getting LOTS of moneyyy from love from my fanfic called Deep.
using this now due to me getting LOTS of moneyyy from love from my fanfic called Deep.
can i have it
no
cope (～￣▽￣)～
On 2026-09-25 at 21:18:19
font update
using this now due to me getting LOTS of moneyyy from love from my fanfic called Deep.
using this now due to me getting LOTS of moneyyy from love from my fanfic called Deep.
On 2026-09-23 at 15:26:44
Just improved my record AGAIN!!!
I'm 88th on the leaderboard of MC1!
I just got 0: 31:768!
Lap 1 was 0: 10:898
Lap 2 was 0: 10:363
Lap 3 was 0: 10:507
I just broke my record TWICE today!
I'm 88th on the leaderboard of MC1!
I just got 0: 31:768!
Lap 1 was 0: 10:898
Lap 2 was 0: 10:363
Lap 3 was 0: 10:507
I just broke my record TWICE today!
On 2026-09-23 at 14:41:37
Let's goooo
Just improved my record from yesterday on MC1, now I got the time of: 0: 31:996!!
Lap 1 was 0: 11:048
Lap 2 was 0: 10:382
Lap 3 was 0: 10:536!
These are improvements by just itty bitty milliseconds but it's still a big leap!
Just improved my record from yesterday on MC1, now I got the time of: 0: 31:996!!
Lap 1 was 0: 11:048
Lap 2 was 0: 10:382
Lap 3 was 0: 10:536!
These are improvements by just itty bitty milliseconds but it's still a big leap!
On 2026-09-23 at 02:14:28
Hi 
heyo
Hallo
hey
Yo!
Sorryyy it's me.. the fun police
I should stop this chain because we're specifically trying to avoid this topic from just being a massive group chat and people sending Hi a bajillion times, its just so there's interesting stuff here, sorryyyy
Reading this in a nerd voice
On 2026-09-22 at 21:19:04
So, I just got 0'32''082 on MC1, I was bad at lap 1, but decent at lap 2 and 3.
For lap 1, I got 0'11''079, but for lap 2 I got 0'10''406 and for lap 3 I got 0'10''597. This was on 110 on the leaderboard for that track. Can anyone help me improve on this record?
For lap 1, I got 0'11''079, but for lap 2 I got 0'10''406 and for lap 3 I got 0'10''597. This was on 110 on the leaderboard for that track. Can anyone help me improve on this record?