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ITS 3 I HATE DISNEY BECAUSE THEIR PARKS SUCK(i heard of someone who LITERALLY DIED because they ate something that contained an item that they were allergic to and the person that ate it had a severe allergic reaction and the worst part? they asked NOT to put it in and yet they did it anyway. and the person who witnessed the death wasn't even able to sue because he had a DISNEY+ SUBSCRIPTION also disney's live action remake sucks. and disney is CONSTANTLY rushing their shows making them look like absolute slop and the acting/voice acting is horrible (and don't get me started on the zombies reboot.) and to top it off, THEY ARE FUCKING GREEDY AS HELL taking creative control over actually good ideas and turning them into literal cocomelon looking slop and they CANCEL ACTUALLY GOOD SHOWS LIKE THE OWL HOUSE AND REPLACE THEM WITH SLOP LIKE THAT ONE ZOMBIES REBOOT EVERYBODY HATES. and they are buying franchises just to MILK them for cash grabs and disney wants to be POPULAR like back in december disney literally tried to BUY SEGA JUST BECAUSE SONIC 3(good movie) DID BETTER THAN MUFASA(bad movie btw) I hope when super mario world wins over another disney live action remake in 2026 i hope nintendo refuses to let disney buy them and i hope disney goes bankrupt FUCK YOU DISNEY

i hate pokemon, disney channel but the #1 thing i hate is FUCKING SANRIO THEY ARE THE GOD DAMN WORST COMPANY OF ALL FUCKING TIME FOR DOINF FALSE ADVERTISING THEY THINK THAT THAT UGLY ASS LOOKING CAT IS THE "CUTEST THING IN THE FUCKING WORLD" NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT THERE CUTER CHARACTERS THAN ALLL OF EVERYTHING SANRIO HAS MADE AND THEY OVERADVERTISE EVERYTHING ABOUT THEMSELVES AND I DIDNT EVEN GET THE CONCEPT OF WHY HELLO KITTY WAS SO POPULAR UNTIL LAST YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1: i have every mainline mario kart game(except World and Tour)

2: i'm a mrbeast hater

3: i like disney

its 2 and i have CTGP-7

Just started a rough draft for it. It will release December 16th 2025

CAMP MKPC EPISODE 4 TEASER

Toad-: *puts a single fry on a plate* THERE! THAT SHOOD DO IT. NOW, THE KETCHUP! *brings out a gallon of ketchup and starts pouring it all over the fry*
Keineio: Dude, stop it, thats enough.*ketchup starts flooding the room*
Keinieo: DUDE THATS ENOUGH

OUTSIDE KITCHEN DOOR:

SillyCringeh: What is going on in there? WHY IUS TEH DOOR LOCKED!? OPEN UP NOW!

INSIDE KITCHEN:
Keinieo: UHH, EVERYTHING IS FINE! *sees a sledgehammer and grabs it and then proceeds to break the door down only for all that ketchup to come spilling out*
Toad-: OOPS!
SillyCringeh: You two are not leaving the cafeteria until you clean up this mess.
Keinieo: fuck you toad-.

CAMP MKPC
EPISODE 4 coming out when it comes out

Still coming up with ideas, I will give an update soon enough, I think.

Sorry Francisco, you got replaced by Luis.

Sorry for the scare guys I’m not scrapping the fanfic.

The 2 new roles:

Manager:
@luis_halloween_time

Human Resources:
@jean10

These 2 new roles only have one slot so good luck trying to get in

They are both separate people in the fanfic, not everything has to be canon IRL

I swear these jokes are making me laugh

Here it is

Every episode releases 2 months after another, so expect episode 4 in December.

CAMP MKPC
Ep3: Operation Hunt Animals for Profits





WorldRecord: Okay so who would be the first to die in a zombie apocalypse?
Keinieo: easily Toad- since he literally has the IQ of a traffic cone and he is freaking annoying.
Glitched: Yeah, makes sense, *throws a lighter at Toad-'s tracks that he left out by accident.
Toad-: Whats Up-AAAAAAA MY TRAAAAAAACKS!!!!!!!!!
Keinieo: thats what you get when your an annoying person.
ToadFromMKDD: toad- deserved it.
Glitched: This is sooo satisfying.
Toad-: *curled up on the floor crying*
Keinieo: there is a bucket of gasol-
*everyone except Toad- and Keinieo rush over to the stacks of gasoline*
Glitched: *pours the fuel into the fire* THIS FEELS SOO GOOD.
ToadFromMKDD: MORE, MOOORE!
WorldRecord: *Throws the gasoline into the fire causing an massive explosion*
India: A BHEITH GO LÉIR Amuigh ANOIS!!!
Keinieo: The heck did he even say
Indian: *shoves everyone out of the build zone and closes it* TÁ AN CRÍOCH TÓGÁLA DÚNTA ANOIS!
Glitched: i think he kicked us out.
YoshiKart8: *walks by* i think its because you set Toad-'s tracks on fire
Glitched: They all sucked!
ToadFromMKDD: it isnt nice to do that
YoshiLOVER: WHY ARE YOU ALL JUST STANDING THERE THERE IS AN ACTIVITY TO BE HAD!
Keinieo: what.
YoshiLOVER: Today's Activity will be OPERATION HUNT ANIMALS FOR PROFITS! for this activity, you will go into the forest to hunt animals and for each animal you collect will be worth 30$ and to finish the activity, you need to reach this quota of 50k! the first team to reach the quota wins! and for each animal killed off in a cave equals 1k!
NotNashatra: isnt that a litlle excessive? also its a big forest and we could get lost pretty easily and, 50k is a lot of money. and with the only 30$ you get from killing and animal which im not doing by the way, this is going to take forever.
YoshiLOVER: nashatra i dont give a fuck about how long this takes you will all finish the activity.
neptuno: i prepared everything including a bag of weapons including bear traps.
YoshiLOVER: all of you into the cannon, its activity time.

IN THE FOREST:

JellyGroove: why am i holding a gun.
--T--: i hope this bear trap dosent close on me
Keinieo: So How are we going to "Poach" all these animals considering theres like a 100000 of them in the forest?
ToadFromMKDD: Look, to finish this activity we need to kill animals to make a profit.
NotNashatra: Uhh im not sure about this.
Fiery: "uhhimnotsureabouthis" blah blah blah i have done this type of shit before.
Monkey: OO OO AA AA *gets fucking shot*
Fiery: See! i have great hunting skills!
Keinieo: are you sure that was just a monkey.
WorldRecord: I have done hunts like this with fiery before, he has little to no skill-
Fiery: ah ah ah dont listen to him hes lying! look at his little lying face HAHAHAHAHAA-
WorldRecord: and this is why i stopped being your friend
Toad-: AAAAAAA FREDDY FAZBEAR
NotNashatra: Thats clearly just a bear.
Bear: HELLO
Keinieo: IT CAN TALK.
Fiery: let me get a little closer, *finds a handle and opens up the bear* Its just a robot guys calm the fuck down
Bear: WHICH PATH DO YOU WANT TO GO DOWN THE LEFT PATH LEADING TO THE DESERT OR THE RIGHT PATH LEADING TO A LAKE
YoshiKart8 and --T--: at this point this is starting to turn into dora the explorer
Toad-: *sneaks inside of the bear*
Bear: *starts singing the pokemon theme song before jumping into a lake
the entire blue team: Lets go the left route.
Keinieo: I'm coming!
NotNashatra: lets all just go the the right route, im sure we will find more animals there.

LEFT ROUTE:

Keinieo: this is taking forever.
ToadFromMKDD: wait just a second. *proceeds to cut down every tree in the area and build a giant wagon* Done!
Keinieo: Im pretty sure one of the other teams have already reached the quota.
JellyGroove: well lets just keep going.
--T-- ooh a cave!
Keinieo: lets go in and see whats in there!
WorldRecord: Remember what YoshiLOVER said? each animal killed in a cave equals 1k moneys!
Glitched: wait where is Toad-?
*30 gunshots are heard*
Keinieo: TOAD- ARE YOU OKAY?!
Toad-: 30 ANIMALS SHOT IN A CAVE!
JellyGroove: Which means we have 30k now!
Keinieo: okay we need 20k more!

RIGHT ROUTE:

GamerJax55: I am so tired.
NotNashatra: me too, my team has barely killed like 30 animals.
GamerJax55: my team has only killed 16 animals so far.
Yoshikart8: we are doing so much worse. we barely even killed a single animal.
ROAR
NotNashatra: What was that.

LEFT ROUTE:

ToadFromMKDD: we got 30k we just need to kill 20 more animals as long as its in this cave.
JellyGroove: We are doing great!
ROAR
*tiger appears*
Keinieo: WHAT THE HECK!?
Glitched: *shoots the tiger but it comes back to life* oh shit i forgot about the nine lives. EVERYBODY RUUNNNNNN!
Keinieo: *sees a hole and slides into it*
WorldRecord: Keinieo WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!*slides into the hole with keinieo*
*both end up in a lake in the cavern*
WorldRecord: DANG IT.
Keinieo: So what do we do now?
WorldRecord: Look, we are trapped in a deeper part of the cave and we are separated from the othe-
ROAR
Keinieo: Uhh did you hear that?
WorldRecord: uhh no are you crazy-
ROAR
WorldRecord: Uhh okay now i believe you
Keinieo: good.
Tiger: ROOOAR
WorldRecord: OH SHIT IT FOUND US!

BACK ABOVE THE LAKE:

--T--: Finally we lost it.
JellyGroove: But where is Keinieo and WorldRecord?
Toad- EVERYONE SPLIT UP AND FIND THEM!
Glitched and ToadFromMKDD: Got it.

CAVERN

Keinieo: So What do we do Now!
WorldRecord: There are 8 ammo left in the gun. lets make them count.
*tiger gets shot 8 times and dies completely*
Keinieo: Oh Look! an exit! Lets take this lion to the wagon.

AT CAVE ENTRANCE:

JellyGroove: Keinieo! We have been looking all over for you!
Glitched: Wait you killed the tiger?
WorldRecord: Indeed!
Keinieo: we have gone through enough today, lets head back to camp.

BACK AT CAMP:

YoshiLOVER: okay your the first team to return! wait you only got 31 animals on that wagon.
WorldRecord: all of them were killed in a cave.
YoshiLOVER: Wow, Impressive! but thats not enough- wait hold on, is this a tiger? dont these things have nine lives?
WorldRecord: Yup, and i killed it in a cave.
YoshiLOVER:it is hard to kill  tiger in a cave, Cobngrats! for that im giving you an extra 20k! Whhich means YOU ARE THE FIRST TO REACH THE QUOTA!!!!!

RIGHT ROUTE:

Fiery: this is taking so long.
NotNashatra: im on the brink of falling asleep.
Yoshikart8: I am so tired.

Speaker: EVERYONE BACK TO CAMP! THE BLUE TEAM HAS WON!

Fiery: OH COME ON!!
NotNashatra: atleast its over.

BACK AT CAMP:

ToadFromWiiCube % Idiart: Congrats on your win!
Cringeh, BlueCore, Baby Mario, and DRONZY, Way to go!
SuperRunner & AJ: Good Job!
Explorers557, India, and CatFat3: Congrats!
Fiery: i hate you.
NotNashatra: You did great!
Keinieo: Thanks everyone except fiery.

A FEW HOURS LATER:

Keinieo: okay everyone see you tomorrow! and WorldRecord, thanks for the save.
WorldRecord: Your welcome!
*both walk to their cabins*


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CREDITS:

Red Team(full)
@Keinieo
@Fiery
@Mr_Pizza_Man
@YoshiKart8
@SuperSwimmer
@Diet_Coke

Blue Team(full)
@ToadFromMKDD
@JellyGroove
@WorldRecord
@--T--
@Toad-
@Glitched

Yellow Team(full)
@Isabelle123
@DryBonesFromMKDS
@NotNashatra
@KirbytripleDX_2014
@-SillyCringeh-
@CoolioFoolio

Green Team(full)

@WeegeeWogic
@GamerJax55
@NEXO_64
@ShyGuysThebest
@jay--
@Kirby64Switch2

Evil Camp Rangers(full)
@YoshiLOVER
@Diet_Coke
@Short_Red_yoshi_10
@Starfy-Store-Seller-2002

Good Camp Rangers(full)
@NEXO_64
@WeegeeWogic

Camp Security(full)
@-iz-

Technician(full)
@neptunogamermkpc

Head Chef(full)
@-SillyCringeh-

Chefs(full)
@DRONZY
@MR_BABY_MARIO
@BlueCore(sorry)

Build Zone Operators(full)
@ToadFromWiiCube
@Ahwatever/idiart

No No Zone Guards(full)
@SuperSwimmer
@GamerJax55

Janitors:
@Explorers557
@indiancharizard/India
@Catfat3

My keyboard fucking malfunctioned halfway through writing that fucking episode, I MIGHT HAVE TO DELAY THE THIRD EPISODE OR SCRAP THE WHOLE FANFIC

Episode 3 has officially been delayed

CAMP MKPC EPISODE 3 OFFICIAL TRAILER:

Keinieo: So How are we going to "Poach" all these animals considering theres like a 100000 of them in the forest?
ToadFromMKDD: Look, to finish this activity we need to kill animals to make a profit.
NotNashatra: Uhh im not sure about this.
Fiery: "uhhimnotsureabouthis" blah blah blah i have done this type of shit before.
Monkey: OO OO AA AA *gets fucking shot*
Fiery: See! i have great hunting skills!
Keinieo: are you sure that was just a monkey.
WorldRecord: I have done hunts like this with fiery before, he has little to no skill-
Fiery: ah ah ah dont listen to him hes lying! look at his little lying face HAHAHAHAHAA-
WorldRecord: and this is why i stopped being your friend
Toad-: AAAAAAA FREDDY FAZBEAR
NotNashatra: Thats clearly just a bear.
Bear: HELLO
Keinieo: IT CAN TALK.
Fiery: let me get a little closer, *finds a handle and opens up the bear* Its just a robot guys calm the fuck down
Bear: WHICH PATH DO YOU WANT TO GO DOWN THE LEFT PATH LEADING TO THE DESERT OR THE RIGHT PATH LEADING TO A LAKE
YoshiKart8 and --T--: at this point this is starting to turn into dora the explorer

CAMP] MKPC  EPISODE 3
coming out when it comes out.. I'LL SEE YOU THERE!!!

EPISODE 3 SNEAK PEEK:

WorldRecord: DANG IT.
Keinieo: So what do we do now?
WorldRecord: Look, we are trapped in a deeper part of the cave and we are separated from the othe-
ROAR
Keinieo: Uhh did you hear that?
WorldRecord: uhh no are you crazy-
ROAR
WorldRecord: Uhh okay now i believe you
Keinieo: good.

CAMP MKPC
EPISODE 3 coming out when it comes out