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5630 pts ★ NoviceOn 2026-08-02 at 17:55:38
WTF????
I swear I did NOT send that... WHAT???
edit: oh shit i think i was hacked. goodbye!
I swear I did NOT send that... WHAT???
edit: oh shit i think i was hacked. goodbye!
On 2026-07-19 at 04:49:06
so…
@Orientation-Mental-Health has an alt called @Frog480, which another alt that is banned is @ReallyBigFaker.
@Orientation-Mental-Health has an alt called @Frog480, which another alt that is banned is @ReallyBigFaker.
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1On 2026-07-15 at 00:00:22
1On 2026-07-13 at 20:17:24
idk if this is that bad but I think its worth a report
@Nariyu keeps changing his birthday every day so its always today
@Nariyu keeps changing his birthday every day so its always today
Okay I stopped
*ahem*
On 2026-07-12 at 03:57:34
Inappropriate usernames, alts of another user
@goon1
@goon2
@goon3
There are 25 of them, but I don't feel like listing them all.
@goon1
@goon2
@goon3
There are 25 of them, but I don't feel like listing them all.
The word goon has several distinct meanings depending on context, ranging from a hired thug or a foolish person, to a specific type of internet slang.Criminal Enforcer: The most common traditional definition is a thug or a henchman hired by criminals or corrupt organizations to intimidate, threaten, or physically harm others.Foolish or Clumsy Person: It is often used as a lighthearted insult or slang for someone who is goofy, awkward, or acts foolishly.Sports Slang: In ice hockey, a "goon" refers to an enforcer whose primary role is to fight and intimidate opposing players rather than score goals.Internet and Sexual Slang: In modern online subcultures, the term "gooning" (used as both a noun and a verb) has emerged as slang for compulsive masturbation or the practice of lingering at the edge of an orgasm for extended periods.
Report is def still valid cus alts and we all know what theyre referring to
they're just goons.
alright i'll just fucking admit it, they're all alt accounts, but i didn't read the rules.
i'll delete all of them.
What do you want in the next Mario game?
On 2026-11-01 at 02:22:09
mario and sonic and luigi and bowser and magolor and donkey kong and R.O.B. and master hand and karl marx and tails and rick astley at the autumn fitness test
Welcome to the Autumn Fitness Test, where the leaves are crisp, the stakes are nonexistent, and the roster makes absolutely zero canonical sense.
The whistle blows, the clipboard is ready, and the results of the physical assessment are in.
🏃♂️ The 100-Meter Dash
• Sonic the Hedgehog (https://www.google.com/search?kgmid=%2Fm%2F07656&q=Sonic+the+Hedgehog) & Tails (https://www.google.com/search?kgmid=%2Fm%2F01h4t2&q=Tails): Finished the race, went to a local diner, ordered chili dogs, and came back before the stopwatch could even register a single second. 10/10.
• Mario (https://www.google.com/search?kgmid=%2Fm%2F0kzx2&q=Mario) & Luigi (https://www.google.com/search?kgmid=%2Fm%2F0kzwm&q=Luigi): Kept performing long jumps and backward somersaults down the track. Luigi (https://www.google.com/search?kgmid=%2Fm%2F0kzwm&q=Luigi) accidentally clipped into a wall and was disqualified for exploiting a glitch. 7/10.
• Donkey Kong (https://www.google.com/search?kgmid=%2Fm%2F0k_pj&q=Donkey+Kong): Instead of running, he just curled into a ball and rolled down the lane, shattering the track’s concrete boundary. 8/10.
• Rick Astley (https://www.google.com/search?kgmid=%2Fm%2F029kz0&q=Rick+Astley): Ran at a perfectly steady, rhythmic jog. He pacing was flawless because you already know: he's never gonna run around and desert you. 10/10 for reliability.
🏋️♂️ The Max-Weight Bench Press
• Bowser (https://www.google.com/search?kgmid=%2Fm%2F0k_8p&q=Bowser): Walked up to the barbell, got angry that it wouldn't move on its own, breathed fire on it, and melted the weights into a puddle of molten iron. Failed the lift, but won the intimidation factor. 0/10.
• Master Hand (https://www.google.com/search?kgmid=%2Fg%2F120ylk2m&q=Master+Hand): Didn't even use the barbell. He just clenched his fingers into a massive fist and started bench-pressing the actual floor of the gym. Cosmic strength. 10/10.
• R.O.B.: His robotic gears whirred loudly as he attempted to lift. He suffered a hydraulic failure, beeped a sad 8-bit melody, and required immediate maintenance. 2/10.
• Magolor: Deceptively floated over the bench press, cast a dark magical vortex, and levitated the weights effortlessly. The judges are currently reviewing the rulebook to see if cosmic sorcery counts as a performance-enhancing drug. 9/10.
🤸♂️ The Sit-and-Reach Flexibility Test
Karl Marx (https://www.google.com/search?kgmid=%2Fm%2F048cl&q=Karl+Marx): Strikingly crossed out from the roster. It turns out he refused to participate in a fitness test that inherently ranks individuals based on their physical capital, arguing that the athletic gains should be distributed equally among the entire roster. He spent the afternoon distributing pamphlets by the water fountain instead. Disqualified.
Should we move on to the Agility Shuttle Run, or do you want to see how this chaotic crew handles the Post-Workout Nutrition Buffet?
The whistle blows, the clipboard is ready, and the results of the physical assessment are in.
🏃♂️ The 100-Meter Dash
• Sonic the Hedgehog (https://www.google.com/search?kgmid=%2Fm%2F07656&q=Sonic+the+Hedgehog) & Tails (https://www.google.com/search?kgmid=%2Fm%2F01h4t2&q=Tails): Finished the race, went to a local diner, ordered chili dogs, and came back before the stopwatch could even register a single second. 10/10.
• Mario (https://www.google.com/search?kgmid=%2Fm%2F0kzx2&q=Mario) & Luigi (https://www.google.com/search?kgmid=%2Fm%2F0kzwm&q=Luigi): Kept performing long jumps and backward somersaults down the track. Luigi (https://www.google.com/search?kgmid=%2Fm%2F0kzwm&q=Luigi) accidentally clipped into a wall and was disqualified for exploiting a glitch. 7/10.
• Donkey Kong (https://www.google.com/search?kgmid=%2Fm%2F0k_pj&q=Donkey+Kong): Instead of running, he just curled into a ball and rolled down the lane, shattering the track’s concrete boundary. 8/10.
• Rick Astley (https://www.google.com/search?kgmid=%2Fm%2F029kz0&q=Rick+Astley): Ran at a perfectly steady, rhythmic jog. He pacing was flawless because you already know: he's never gonna run around and desert you. 10/10 for reliability.
🏋️♂️ The Max-Weight Bench Press
• Bowser (https://www.google.com/search?kgmid=%2Fm%2F0k_8p&q=Bowser): Walked up to the barbell, got angry that it wouldn't move on its own, breathed fire on it, and melted the weights into a puddle of molten iron. Failed the lift, but won the intimidation factor. 0/10.
• Master Hand (https://www.google.com/search?kgmid=%2Fg%2F120ylk2m&q=Master+Hand): Didn't even use the barbell. He just clenched his fingers into a massive fist and started bench-pressing the actual floor of the gym. Cosmic strength. 10/10.
• R.O.B.: His robotic gears whirred loudly as he attempted to lift. He suffered a hydraulic failure, beeped a sad 8-bit melody, and required immediate maintenance. 2/10.
• Magolor: Deceptively floated over the bench press, cast a dark magical vortex, and levitated the weights effortlessly. The judges are currently reviewing the rulebook to see if cosmic sorcery counts as a performance-enhancing drug. 9/10.
🤸♂️ The Sit-and-Reach Flexibility Test
Karl Marx (https://www.google.com/search?kgmid=%2Fm%2F048cl&q=Karl+Marx): Strikingly crossed out from the roster. It turns out he refused to participate in a fitness test that inherently ranks individuals based on their physical capital, arguing that the athletic gains should be distributed equally among the entire roster. He spent the afternoon distributing pamphlets by the water fountain instead. Disqualified.
Should we move on to the Agility Shuttle Run, or do you want to see how this chaotic crew handles the Post-Workout Nutrition Buffet?
RECOMMEND YOUR MUSIC VIDEOS
On 2026-11-01 at 22:20:51
i wanted to do this as a joke very badly...
Do you have any songs stuck in your head right now?
On 2026-09-17 at 13:38:54
big boos merry go round from sm64, i spent way too much time there trying to figure out the star when it's one of the most easiest.
On 2026-09-12 at 17:46:26
Hey guys I found O**'s favourite song
By context, O** most likely means Orientation. Please do not call me that, instead call me Hoco. Just to clarify that HOT TO GO! is not my favorite song.
However, I'm really into this song:
hey Orientation, what other names do you hate?
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1On 2026-09-12 at 03:13:02
bruce campbell
How to find the VR calculator of MKPC
On 2026-11-01 at 14:41:02
The Link dose not work And it's Most likely a lie so This topic is useless
All you do is lie
All you do is lie
now your just being a piece of shit
whoa it works now
Two Truths and a Lie
On 2026-10-16 at 02:02:58
1. this one is a truth
2. this one is a truth
3. this one is a truth
2. this one is a truth
3. this one is a truth
3"What do you like more?" topic
On 2026-10-18 at 18:51:55
heh
67 (mario facepalm)
hell (mario_dead)
holy shit i didn't know it was that bad
67 (mario facepalm)
hell (mario_dead)
holy shit i didn't know it was that bad
107What is your biggest phobia?
On 2026-10-29 at 00:35:16
Apparently, people fear me due to guilt of association.
ai-association-phobia
1On 2026-10-11 at 19:15:08
i have megalovania
On 2026-09-09 at 02:34:40
phbioa-or-however-you-spell-it of getting killed at anytime, even inside school and cars, and etc.
(i've watched too much dateline)
(i've watched too much dateline)
Unpopular opinions/Hot takes
On 2026-10-25 at 02:10:04
the switch 2 is worth the money
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1On 2026-10-03 at 21:51:17
i like kirby star allies
30 fps doesn't change a game, dammit!
30 fps doesn't change a game, dammit!
Bro I love you
you dab react to every "cool" message you have.
On 2026-10-03 at 16:14:53
i like kirby star allies
30 fps doesn't change a game, dammit!
30 fps doesn't change a game, dammit!
Have you ever done something you regret?
On 2026-10-30 at 23:32:49
uh i dunno... i'm a good boy.
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