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Episode 4: A Miracle

By the time it was dawn, the gang woke up to find Nudge, Dark, and Max missing.

Lely: Um, where’s Nudge, Dark, and Max?
Noob: Nah way, did they go for some morning stroll again?
Osc: THAT’S CRAZY1!!1!1!11!
Lely: Max, no…
Kirbo: I swear to sugma balls, if you cry-
Lely: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Just then, Nudge and Dark went in the cave, looking like they lost a fight against a wrestler.

Dark: H-h-hi guys.
Popplio: What happened to you guys…
Nudge: We got attacked by two grizzly bears, a wild rhino, a rogue Yoshi, and so much more bullshit.
Fiery: Um…okay? Where’s Max.
Dark: Well…I don’t want to say it because of Lely…
Lely: TELL ME OR ELSE.
Nudge: So…we escaping this forest or-
Lely: WHERE’S MAX?
Dark: Okay seriously, how will we get out?

Then…the unthinkable happened. Lely pounced on Dark and Nudge, and grabbed them by the neck.

ER Mac: Is that what normally happens?
Dietsoda: No, this mayfly got sudden strength to do that.
Osc: You see ER Mac, Lely is usual nicer and weak. Now he just showed his muscle mode.
Dark: I-I-I can’t breathe.
Nudge: HELP ME. I DON’T USUAL SAY THIS BUT I SERIOUSLY NEED HELP.
Lely: WHERE IS MAX?
Dark: We were captured. We had to play blackjack, Nudge and I survived, Max will be killed today on 5pm by an electric chair since he lost.
Lely: What…

Lely let Dark and Nudge down. He stared in the distance in disbelief.

IlluZhion: Was that even you, Lely?
Ssg: Nope, she’s gone rogue.
Kirbo: He’s just high on drugs.
Lely: Guys, we must save Max.
Toad: And if we let Max die?
Lely: I’m killing you, Max is my best friend.
Nudge: I thought you didn’t have any.
Noob: Nudge, now’s not the time to provoke him.
StarSplizz: Sure I guess?
Fiery: Honestly, I just wanna do it so I don’t get turned into mushroom soup.
Lely: Great, let’s go! Dark, Nudge, lead the way!
Kid: Fuck this bullshit.

And so they walked, and walked, and walked…

Master8: I can’t feel my legs. I’m gonna collapse.
K: Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Lely: Guys, seriously. Let’s keep going.
TheOuchy1: Our legs aren’t machines, we need a break.
StarSplizz: I want a break, Lely.
Dark: Well we’re near the base, it’s just a 3 minute walk.
Toad: How are you not tired?
Dark: I’m flying with my wings, dumbass.
Popplio: Fine, let’s walk for 3 more minutes.

After walking for 3 minutes…

Nudge: My legs died, but at least we’re here at the entrance of the prison.
Kirbo: It’s obvious.
Lely: Shh! I hear something.
Noob: Here are some shrubs, let’s hide here.
Skeleton Guard #1: Keep alert. I heard from the boss that some gang will raid this area. We must kill the prisoner at all costs!
Skeleton Guard #2: Okay, what time is it? Boss said, we’re on duty of executing the prisoner.
Skeleton Guard #1: Last I check on the clock, it was 4:55. Now I think we’re due on duty. Let’s go!

The guards go in base.

Lely: Max will be executed soon!!!
ER Mac: We can’t enter without getting caught.
Fiery: We have to been sussy.
Dark: I love your thinking.
Kid: I don’t get it?
Toad: Bro’s living under a rock.
Master8: Okay, so what’s the plan?
Dark: We use the sussy vent over there. *points*
Osc: Amogus intensifies fr.
Nudge: I’m so glad Max isn’t here to make some stupid spelling mistake correction.
Lely: Stop talking! We must save Max!
StarSplizz: Fine, I’ll help Dark open the vent.

After opening the vent, they enter it to find their way to the execution room.

K: Okay, who’s hyperventilating?
Popplio: Me, I’m a bit scared.
IlluZhion: I…Can’t…Breathe…
Noob: Where now?
SSG: Idk.
Lely: I hear music…it sounds like Will of the People. This way.

After crawling for 30 seconds, they reach a dead end. The music was louder than before. Lely peers through the vent to see Max on the chair ready to be executed.

Skeleton Guard: God I hate this music. Any last words so I don’t die again?
Max: *Sigh*, no…I accept my fate, just kill me already.
Skeleton Guard: Aight, sayonara bitch.

The guard pulls a lever and a large surge of electricity goes in Max. Max screams in agony. After the procedure was over, he sits on the chair, without movement.

Lely: Well, I guess that’s it. Max is gone…forever.
Nudge: Great! Now I don’t get lectured by him!
Max: I…I…can hear you, yk?
Popplio: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, IT’S MAX’S GHOST!
Max: I…I’m barely alive.
Lely: OMG Max!

Lely barges out of the vent and hugs Max, who looks like he will die any minute.

Max: Lely…
Lely: Max…we’re getting out of here.
Max: Just leave me here, I will only be hinderance.
Lely: Listen, I don’t care if you die by the time we escape, we’re getting out.
Kirbo: God I wanna vomit.
Dark: Just come in the vent for crime’s sake, we’re not gonna make this a fucking romantic story.

Suddenly, a sound echoes through the hallway.

???: Agh! I hear noises, you better be sure he’s dead or else you’re becoming chicken broth!
Skeleton Guard: Sir! I promise you! He was electrocuted, Bob saw it!
???: Oh yeah! Well I hear something, it doesn’t sound like clattering like when you talk! There is an intruder! Agh! You are useless, if the foxgirl thing is gone by the time we’re there, I’m sending you to Uranus.
IlluZhion: Lely! Hurry, grab my hand!
Lely: There’s no time, we’ll be dead by the time we’re finished! I’m making a run for it! Meet me outside.
Toad: Hurry!

Lely ran as fast as he could toward the exit. Max was being dragged on the ground by now, unconscious. Then, disaster struck…

???: Ah, I see you, you pesky human! Come back here! Guards, open fire!

Rains of arrow shot through the hallway, damaging potted plants and walls, Lely was near the door when a sharp pain was felt on his heel. An arrow was pierced through and blood was oozing out quick. He crawled, shielding Max’s body from the enemy fire. Finally, when he reached the door, the gang pulled him to the side into some bushes.

???: Curse you! CURSE YOU, PESKY HUMAN!
StarSplizz: You’re hurt, Lely!
Lely: I know, but it was worth it! Max is saved.
SSG: We need to find a hospital fast. Let’s go.

They go in the jungle hoping to find a city nearby. Will Lely be treated? Is Max dead? Find out on the next episode. I fucking hated this because it’s cringe

Bet, Max'll die with a Muse song. Or I might change my mind

I'll just order Max to die from the electric chair. He'll be great once he's dead^^

Ah so you wouldnt care if he would die? Interesting...interesting

Do you want me to make that unknown person kill Max in the forest on broad daylight with you watching him die

Who is the name of creator of MKPC

1. Pop - Some bands/singers are very hit or miss, but in general this is a great genre with plenty of good content and it deserves the top spot. 4.5/5

2. Metal - Kinda new to this but already I love it. Some is pretty dirty and I avoid it like the plague but there's still very good stuff here. In fact I put the lyrics of an entire song by Sabaton in my profile... Sabaton is cool. They do a sort of ballad-but-metal thing that's just perfect 4.5/5

3. (Almost) Anything with chanting - I just love chanting. It's just a thing I do! While it's not really a genre chants make good mood music (for me) and some are really awesome. 4/5

4. Orchestra - It deserves respect. Plus this includes some really good themes from movie songs. Nice to listen to when you don't want to be distracted by beat or lyrics. 4/5

5. Rock - yah there's some good stuff here.

6. Country - Some of these are ok, but in general it's not my style (sorry mom).

7. K-pop - Invu forgive me, I listened to just a little bit of this, and unleashed exterminatus on a previously-unknown planet on the eastern fringe... maybe it was just the band? Dunno. In any case I never returned to find out. It was... just not my thing.

Odd that pop and k-pop should be on opposite ends of this list. Perhaps reanalysis is needed. Anyways that's it for now. These are not firmly locked-in-place rankings but most are pretty close. Hope you enjoyed reading!

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

so your thankful for naz-

I don't care about you

yk i really love to reminisce on things so how about we do it for this



the more i think abt this post seeing how i see it EVERY single time i open my profile i remember how dumb this post really is. because if this really were the case how we should stop "always asking for more", something really every developer will be asked.. why is #requests a thing in the discord server ? its rlly a double standard in my eyes.

i may not be speaking for everyone but this post was for ME to share MY ideas to everyone. because if there were as many possibilities as you described, there would be more! this rlly goes for any game ever. this game is already variable with things, but there could always be more..

this post may be over a year old, but i still see it, and i get curious.
anyway yea have fun with this <3