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then post the full song instead? because it really looked like you were being toxic

spamton

Woah! If it isn’t a Lightner!
Hey hey hey!
Look like you’re [[all alone on a late night?]]
All your friends [[abandoned you for the slime]] you are?
Sales gone down the [[drain]] [[drain]]?
Living in a goddamn garbage can?!
Haeahaeahaeahaeah!

Friend, either you're [[closing your eyes]]
To [[savings]] you do not wish to acknowledge
Or you are not aware of the calibre of [[discounts]]
Indicated by the presence of a [[heart shaped object]]
In your community

Hey kid, look at you! Right time, right place
[[Ripe for the picking]] Right money in your pocket!
You’re so lucky! Very lucky! Oh so very very lucky!
That you get to be investing in this [[Very Special Product]]
From everybody’s favorite [[number 1 rated salesman]]
[[Circa 1997]] Mighty proud to say it! Mighty proud to say it!
Yes I’m mighty proud to say it! [[Yes sir]]!

Don’t you want to have a little fun [[little sponge]]??
Little something to pluck you from the glum humdrum???
Live comfortably [[capital at risk]] [[yum yum]]
Listen up! For the offer only comes just once!
[[Hey chum!]] I can see you’re having violent thoughts
But don’t you wanna wanna be a be a [[big shot!]]
[[Enquire today!]] While the secret’s in stock!
All you gotta do is
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I used to be nothing but the email guy
Now I’m the [[It burns! Ow! Stop! Help me! It burns!]] guy!

We’ve got never bettered bargains, we’ve got deals you won’t believe
We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need
If you’ll pardon us the jargon here’s our Darkner guarantee
We take cash or card or credit, but we’ll take your heart for free

[[Are you feeling down?]] [[Have you lost control?]]
[[Is your life a mess?]] [[Do your friends despise you?!]]
Well here’s [[one weird trick discovered by a mom]]
And I’m sure [[number 5 will surprise you!]]
All you’ve ever dreamed of, shining, glistening!
Gotta buckle up! Grab life by the [[silly string]]!
You can have it! You can have it! Say the word, it’s yours!
Eahaehaehaehaeh! I wasn’t listening
See it says just here, right here, last year
On the third of the fourth at five-o-six
You searched cat pics online [[well that’s just fine]]!
[[Moist, delicious cookies]]

Little tippy tap kitty catalyst
Now we have a list
And we’ll guess what every habit is
Wanna buy a cat flap? Cat food? Catchup? Catamaran?
You’ll be categorically catatonic
At the catalogue of categories I have at my hands
A [[cavalcade of all your favorite brands]]
An advertism schism cataclysm [[cash on demand]]!
You’d better cancel your plans
[[Cash for the crackers and the pickles and the flypaper]]!
Wanna buy a cat plush? Plush toy? Toy box? Box wine?
Why won’t Mike just call me backgammon?
Ham and eggs? Egg chair? Chair bed?
Bed bath? Bath sponge?
Sponge who hates its [[$4.99]] life boat?
Boat shoe? Shoestring? String bean?
Bean bag? Bagpipes? Pipe bomb? Bomber jacket?
Jackdaw? Doorstop?
[[Stop! No, please! Don’t take my furniture!]] Stopwatch?
Watchdog? Dog collar? Colorado?
Adderall? Ads are all seeping
Ping pong? Ponchos?
Choke chains? Chainsaws?
Swordfish-shish kebab-bobcat?
[[Do you want a cat or not?!]]

Well you wanna be a [[big shot!]] don’t you?
Don’t you wanna be the [[next big thing]]?
You can do it! Yes it’s true it’s really true
There’s nothing to it, I can prove it
Hear the registers ring!
Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring.
You’re kidding? It’s for you
[[Garbage noise]] Wanna know a secret…?
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[[You too can]] have a [[communion]] with [[unintelligible laughter]]
Soon I’ll even surpass that damned [[clown around town!]]

We’ve got never bettered bargains, we’ve got deals you won’t believe
We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need
If you’ll pardon us the jargon here’s our Darkner guarantee
We take cash or card or credit, but we’ll take your heart for free

Holy [[cungadero]] there you [[funky]] little [[worm]]
You seem unaware of all the money you could earn
If you wanna get the gold
Well there is stuff you gotta learn
Milk the humans of their kindness
Then there’s [[butter to be churned]]
You. Want. It. Need. It.
Don’t. You. See?
But if you wanna make your screen green
You’re gonna need my Kromer key

Yes you’ve got trouble my friend [[whadayatalk?]]
Right here in Cyber City!
See I used to be a [[top notch]] [[big shot!]]
Best deals! Best wheels! Best [[best prices in the tri-state area]]
But you can get it back! Ha ha ha! Yes you can!
All you gotta do is follow through my [[twelve step plan]]
Bigger, bigger, better like the telephone was telling me
[[You gotta know the territory!]] Spend a hand, lend a grand

Who’s gonna patronize a little bitty
Two by four kinda store anymore?
Gotta go! Gotta get! Gotta get on and go!
Make a deal! [[Big deal]] [[High score!]] [[Our store is closing]]
Hot tip! Drop shipping! 4, 3, 2, 1!
Not skipping offers wired into your inbox
Swing by the gift shop! Think of the [[big shot!]]
All this and more, click
[[Hyperlink blocked]]

Can anyone hear me?
Help…
Mike…
Mike?

We’ve got never bettered bargains, we’ve got deals you won’t believe
We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need
If you’ll pardon us the jargon here’s our Darkner guarantee
We take cash or card or credit, but we’ll take your heart for free

[[Insurance!]] Know that I’m the best in policy!
[[Honestly]] do you want to end in poverty?
Buddy, I’m the one to help invest it properly!
I’m here to talk about [[extended warranty]]!

It’s a super, bumper, liquidation, last chance
First day, half price, fire sale like never before!
And it’s there to explore, when you step in the door
The very model of a modern major general store!

But the fact is everybody’s gotta have it, gotta have it
Those who have it really have it
If you haven’t, well you’ve had it, couldn’t hack it
Now the haven’ts haven’t had it and the haves are very glad its
Just the haven’ts that’re lacking what they’re having
Now the ads have got the traffic
And we’ve grabbed your demographic
So you’re packing up your basket
Cos your dad has gotta have it
He’ll be sad if you don’t wrap it with a tag, it’ll be tragic
So you’re manically grabbing at the shelves amid the panic
Seems that everybody has it, man you really gotta have it
So you get it, you’re ecstatic, but a crackle in the static
And the it is out of fashion, just a fad, a piece of plastic
So you trash it then you get back into your car cos you don’t have it
And the fact is everybody’s gotta have it, gotta have it
Those who have it really have it
If you haven’t, well you’ve had it, couldn’t hack it
Now the haven’ts haven’t had it and the hads are very glad its
[[Hochi mama]] what a mouthful!

In the [[encyclopedia of]] [[being afraid]]
There ain’t nothing to be scared of till there’s fees to be paid
There’s deals to be made with [[seasonal savings]]!
Regional ratings are lethally fading
Screaming and raving, ceaseless appraising
[Neat little plate with a needless engraving]
Legally grey but sweet with the phrasing
Feet in the grave but gleefully trading

Feeding the cravings, eat [[little plaything]]
Deal so good I’ll [$!$$] myself
Feeding the cravings, eat [[little plaything]]
[Gone with the sugar barrel, pickle barrel, milk pan]
Feeding the cravings, eat [[little plaything]]
I can feel that [smooth taste] already!
Feeding the cravings, eat [[little plaything]]
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Don't deal with the devil
A lesson that I learned well when I meddled
Made a bet and now it's settled
Say farewell to Elder Kettle
I'm on an adventure, indentured
Fetching debts from sketchy characters
I'm a kitchen dish that can dish it out
Quick, tip me over and pour me out
I'm short and stout and I'm rockin' out
And I'm knockin' out with my pinky out
And I'm counting down, but don't count me out
When you pick me up, you won't put me down
Got the whole toon town on lock down
And the list goes like this, oh
Grim Matchstick, Dr. Kahls Robot
Sally Stageplay, Baroness Von Bon Bon
Hilda Berg, Rumor Honeybottoms
Cagney Carnation, and the Root Pack
Goopy Le Grande, Djimmi the Great
Beppi the Clown, Ribby and Croaks
Phantom Express, Cala Maria
Three Mausoleums, Wally Warbles
Werner Werman, Captain Brineybeard
You signed a contract!
My name is Cuphead
Fragile, empty-headed, artful-dodger
Tricked by easy riches
Now I'm picking fights with monsters
Twenty times my size (oh snap!)
I'm sorry that I bet it all
I'm sorry that I have to hurt you
We both signed the dotted line
Now it's your soul or mine!
At midnight the clock will chime
Grim Matchstick, Dr. Kahls Robot
Sally Stageplay, Baroness Von Bon Bon
Hilda Berg, Rumor Honeybottoms
Cagney Carnation, and the Root Pack
Goopy Le Grande, Djimmi the Great
Beppi the Clown, Ribby and Croaks
Phantom Express, Cala Maria
Three Mausoleums, Wally Warbles
Werner Werman, Captain Brineybeard
You signed a contract!
Face to face with every loss I take
I learn the way the bosses change
But hey, two can play at this game
Uh-huh, multiplayer aeroplanes
Oh brother, where art thou? (Mugman!)
I'm sorry that I bet it all
I'm sorry that I roped you into this
We co-signed the dotted line
Now it's your soul and mine
Sing the chorus one more time
Grim Matchstick, Dr. Kahls Robot
Sally Stageplay, Baroness Von Bon Bon
Hilda Berg, Rumor Honeybottoms
Cagney Carnation, and the Root Pack
Goopy Le Grande, Djimmi the Great
Beppi the Clown, Ribby and Croaks
Phantom Express, Cala Maria
Three Mausoleums, Wally Warbles
Werner Werman, Captain Brineybeard
You signed a contract!
Grim Matchstick, Dr. Kahls Robot (my name is Mugman)
Sally Stageplay, Baroness Von Bon Bon (fragile, empty headed, Cuphead's brother)
Hilda Berg, Rumor Honeybottoms (tricked by easy riches, now I'm picking fights with monsters)
Cagney Carnation, and the Root Pack! (Twenty times my size, oh snap!)
Goopy Le Grande, Djimmi the Great (I'm sorry that we bet it all)
Beppi the Clown, Ribby and Croaks (I'm sorry that we have to hurt you)
Phantom Express, Cala Maria
Three Mausoleums, Wally Warbles (we all signed the dotted line)
Werner Werman, Captain Brineybeard (now it's your soul or mine)
You signed a contract! (We signed a contract!)
Snake eyes, King Dice
Deck is stacked, dice are loaded, yet I still survive
Don't deal with the devil, a lesson that I learned well
Still indebted, so I rebelled
We descended, made him cry and now it's settled
Say goodbye to that darn devil
Swear the story's not embellished
I'm a dish, a bit disheveled
Relishing the bellows from my fellow fiends of Inkwell
That I let go, "Hip-hip-Hoorah" echos
Turn the page and say all's well that ends well!

It's called a road
It's called a Rainbow Road
It is a road that you go
It's called a road
It's called a Rainbow Road
And you will know when you get there
It's called a road
It's called a Rainbow Road
It is a road that you go
It's a road that you go when you die
It's a road called Rainbow Road
It's a road we're all gonna go
It's a road called Rainbow Road
It's got Princess Peach, Mario and the Toad
It's a road called Rainbow Road
It's a road we're all gonna go
We'll go
It's Rainbow Road
It's where you go
When you die
It's Rainbow Road
I'll miss you again Uncle
It's Rainbow Road
It's where you go
When you die
It's Rainbow Road
I'll miss you again
On Rainbow Road

if you arent familiar with the name EToH or Eternal Towers of Hell, it's a Roblox game comprised of many huge obbies called towers (sometimes they're also called citadels or steeples if they're bigger or smaller)
but if you are familiar, then this is a place to post completions, speedruns, etc!!

could you also port over Brandon Works? tbh it's one of my fav maps

which maps have you done so far? or is this a completely new world with no progress as of now?

i dont wanna be the type of guy that says "uSeLeSs ToPiC" but MKPC City exists so put this on that topic

i finished glazed glacier

i think Daisanko, me, Limey and Kirby64 should play because i don't trust Parachute Paper and Wogser to play fairly

i think they could go to the Shop Kiosk first so they can get items to prepare for the boards and minigames and stuff

Name: Twilight
Role: Player
Colour: Light Blue
Personality: Motivating and kind of an introvert. Likes to be alone
Win quote: "Easy. GG"
Despair Scream: "YOU SILLY GOOBERS!!!!"
Superstar quote: "HHHEEEEECCCCKKKKK YEEEEAAAAA"

i want to join! do we have to give any info on our character like in fanfics?

Twilight
Dodger Blue
Laid back and sometimes a bit shy
i honestly dont even know how to describe what my OC's species is at this point
Tribe of the Future
Teleportation and Telekinesis

"No no no no that thing in the fridge is definitely not human meat"

grind the game instead of grinding the forums 🔥

The SNES Bowser Castles in this game are supposed to have no walls (if you didn't know that already but eh, you learn something new every day)

Twilight
Airheaded Mage
Light Blue
Male (since nonbinary isnt an option)

idk which version you're talking about so

as for the QM version, just put up with it. you cant change anything about your QM tracks (e.g. walls, offroad, checkpoints and holes (except for decor))

but as for the CM version, just find issues in the track and fix them (so like adjust a checkpoint, fix a hole's respawn point etc)