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19672 pts ★ MasterOn 2023-08-30 at 23:42:01
Episode 2: The Disquieting Gentleman (Don't blame me for the several innuendos, Osc-omb wanted them 
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SS: (Semi-conscious and lying flat on the sand) Owowowowow...
Watermelon: (Getting up, almost dead from back cramps) Where in the name of living fuck are we?
Ruri: The last thing I remember is that crappy Nintendo 64 literally absorbing all of us- Oh yeah! Is everyone alright? You're not hurt are you?
Nudge: Yes, I'm okay, I almost died and got knocked unconscious, I'm completely fine though.
Osc: But you're fine to suck on my explosive balls right?
Ruri: Oh my-
Lely: Well THAT escalated quickly...
Max: Osc, watch your mouth next time.
Osc: Watch my mouth? Come on, we all have urges.
Ruri: Are you okay? Like, do you GENUINELY have a problem?
Osc: You're one to talk. I know about the DMs.
Ruri: (Falters for a second, then responds completely flushed) W-what DMs?
Watermelon: Holy shit-
Osc: You know what I mean, the ones with Illu. I can leak them right no-
Ruri: You just dare...
Lely: Please don't, I think I'm aware of where this is going and I don't like it. At all.
Watermelon: (To self) Whew, dodged a bullet there...
???: (Pops in out of nowhere) HA-HA-HOW-DIDDILY-HEYYY!
Nudge: Jeez, ANOTHER Monokuma knockoff?!
Max: The hell have we dragged ourselves into?
Watermelon: (Strongly pissed off) Grr, who are you and what do you want with us, midget?!
???: (Twirling around on one leg, uncannily looking like he's going to fall) I... am THE HOST!
Ruri: The... Host? Are we in some kind of gameshow...?
The Host: Ahahaha, oooh no, my little kitten, you're in MY game. (Smiles devilishly)
Watermelon: (Snaps from bottling up too much) AHAHAHAHA, 'LITTLE KITTEN'?! NO WAY DO YOU CALL HER THAT, AND IT'S MY GAME, YOU CLOWN! (Watermelon runs for The Host, attempting to attack him)
Ruri: (Grasps Watermelon's shoulder to prevent them from doing anything hastily) Wait. We don't know what that... thing has up his sleeve. It's best to play it safe.
Chilli: Nuh uh, girl, I'm with Illu on this one, this weird shit can be crushed under my Red Yoshi foot!
Osc: I misheard that as 'Red Yoshi Bu-'
Lely: You say another word and I'm blowing you up.
Osc: Yes, please blow m- (Lely sets Osc's fuse alight) AAAAAAARRRRGGHH! GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT!
Chilli: (Punches The Host to the ground and steps on him) Heh, not so strong now, are you?! Now how do we GET OUT OF HERE, YOU FREAK?!
Croassung: (Notices a thermonuke attached to The Host's back) Chilli, wait! There's a thermo-
The Host: (Eyes flash red) DANGER. DANGER. STARTING SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE. 5.
Croassung: CHILLI GET OFF OF HIM-
The Host: 4.
D4rk: GET OFF! YOU'RE GONNA GET KILLED!
The Host: 3.
Chilli: GO ON, YOU LOUSY FUCKWAD! EXPLODE!
The Host: 2.
Max: Holy shit...
Osc: This is gonna explode harder than me when I'm-
Lely: (Pulls out a lighter) You dare...
Osc: I'M SORRY!
The Host: 1.
xrunner: (Entering from another corner of the island) Yo guys what's-
The Host: 0.
Chilli: Whoops.
xrunner: Uh-oh...
(The Host explodes, blowing Chilli into pieces, sending both his remains and xrunner hurtling into the sea)
Max: What...
Lely: The...
Nudge: Fuck...
Osc: Please do-
Lely: I'LL EXPLODE YOU!
With Chilli dead and the status of xrunner yet to be confirmed, the team somberly went onward to find shelter, meanwhile Lely was still mad at Osc for making an innuendo out of anything and still chased him around. They eventually found solace in a nearby rock hut and spent the night there, traumatized by the death of Chilli. Who is The Host? What is he hiding? What has everyone dragged themselves into by playing this wretched game? What secrets is this fictional world hiding? Find out in the next episode of MKPC Battle, coming soon!
Cool episode! )SS: (Semi-conscious and lying flat on the sand) Owowowowow...
Watermelon: (Getting up, almost dead from back cramps) Where in the name of living fuck are we?
Ruri: The last thing I remember is that crappy Nintendo 64 literally absorbing all of us- Oh yeah! Is everyone alright? You're not hurt are you?
Nudge: Yes, I'm okay, I almost died and got knocked unconscious, I'm completely fine though.
Osc: But you're fine to suck on my explosive balls right?
Ruri: Oh my-
Lely: Well THAT escalated quickly...
Max: Osc, watch your mouth next time.
Osc: Watch my mouth? Come on, we all have urges.
Ruri: Are you okay? Like, do you GENUINELY have a problem?
Osc: You're one to talk. I know about the DMs.
Ruri: (Falters for a second, then responds completely flushed) W-what DMs?
Watermelon: Holy shit-
Osc: You know what I mean, the ones with Illu. I can leak them right no-
Ruri: You just dare...
Lely: Please don't, I think I'm aware of where this is going and I don't like it. At all.
Watermelon: (To self) Whew, dodged a bullet there...
???: (Pops in out of nowhere) HA-HA-HOW-DIDDILY-HEYYY!
Nudge: Jeez, ANOTHER Monokuma knockoff?!
Max: The hell have we dragged ourselves into?
Watermelon: (Strongly pissed off) Grr, who are you and what do you want with us, midget?!
???: (Twirling around on one leg, uncannily looking like he's going to fall) I... am THE HOST!
Ruri: The... Host? Are we in some kind of gameshow...?
The Host: Ahahaha, oooh no, my little kitten, you're in MY game. (Smiles devilishly)
Watermelon: (Snaps from bottling up too much) AHAHAHAHA, 'LITTLE KITTEN'?! NO WAY DO YOU CALL HER THAT, AND IT'S MY GAME, YOU CLOWN! (Watermelon runs for The Host, attempting to attack him)
Ruri: (Grasps Watermelon's shoulder to prevent them from doing anything hastily) Wait. We don't know what that... thing has up his sleeve. It's best to play it safe.
Chilli: Nuh uh, girl, I'm with Illu on this one, this weird shit can be crushed under my Red Yoshi foot!
Osc: I misheard that as 'Red Yoshi Bu-'
Lely: You say another word and I'm blowing you up.
Osc: Yes, please blow m- (Lely sets Osc's fuse alight) AAAAAAARRRRGGHH! GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT!
Chilli: (Punches The Host to the ground and steps on him) Heh, not so strong now, are you?! Now how do we GET OUT OF HERE, YOU FREAK?!
Croassung: (Notices a thermonuke attached to The Host's back) Chilli, wait! There's a thermo-
The Host: (Eyes flash red) DANGER. DANGER. STARTING SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE. 5.
Croassung: CHILLI GET OFF OF HIM-
The Host: 4.
D4rk: GET OFF! YOU'RE GONNA GET KILLED!
The Host: 3.
Chilli: GO ON, YOU LOUSY FUCKWAD! EXPLODE!
The Host: 2.
Max: Holy shit...
Osc: This is gonna explode harder than me when I'm-
Lely: (Pulls out a lighter) You dare...
Osc: I'M SORRY!
The Host: 1.
xrunner: (Entering from another corner of the island) Yo guys what's-
The Host: 0.
Chilli: Whoops.
xrunner: Uh-oh...
(The Host explodes, blowing Chilli into pieces, sending both his remains and xrunner hurtling into the sea)
Max: What...
Lely: The...
Nudge: Fuck...
Osc: Please do-
Lely: I'LL EXPLODE YOU!
With Chilli dead and the status of xrunner yet to be confirmed, the team somberly went onward to find shelter, meanwhile Lely was still mad at Osc for making an innuendo out of anything and still chased him around. They eventually found solace in a nearby rock hut and spent the night there, traumatized by the death of Chilli. Who is The Host? What is he hiding? What has everyone dragged themselves into by playing this wretched game? What secrets is this fictional world hiding? Find out in the next episode of MKPC Battle, coming soon!
Your fanfic has a more "brutal" style that's rarely seen on MKPC and I like it!
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1On 2023-08-12 at 07:19:48
- Name: Waluigor
- Color: #84C287
- Personality: Narcissistic, arrogant, likes to belittle and ridicule others, prone to anger, easily gets offended, but very high IQ
- Abilities and weapons: He is a cyborg. He can, among others: Fly using a pair of robotic wings in his back, shoot bullet bills from a cannon attached to his left arm, access X-ray vision thanks to his cyber-eye, remotely hack and control from a distance of up to 1000ft computers and other connected items using his mind only thanks to a brain implant, run very fast for short periods of time by supercharging his cyber-legs (last resort ability to rarely be used though since it's very costly in energy due to his heavy weight)
- Gender: Male
- Height: 7'10" (IK it's gigantic but his cyber-legs and cyber-torso are REALLY long + he's only 3 inches taller than Waluigi)
- Weight: Extremely heavy due to the outrageous quantity of metal his body contains
- Color: #84C287
- Personality: Narcissistic, arrogant, likes to belittle and ridicule others, prone to anger, easily gets offended, but very high IQ
- Abilities and weapons: He is a cyborg. He can, among others: Fly using a pair of robotic wings in his back, shoot bullet bills from a cannon attached to his left arm, access X-ray vision thanks to his cyber-eye, remotely hack and control from a distance of up to 1000ft computers and other connected items using his mind only thanks to a brain implant, run very fast for short periods of time by supercharging his cyber-legs (last resort ability to rarely be used though since it's very costly in energy due to his heavy weight)
- Gender: Male
- Height: 7'10" (IK it's gigantic but his cyber-legs and cyber-torso are REALLY long + he's only 3 inches taller than Waluigi
)- Weight: Extremely heavy due to the outrageous quantity of metal his body contains
1En fait ,tout le monde s'en fiche de moi
On 2024-01-09 at 19:31:26
À mon avis le problème c'est que tu utilises trop peu souvent le site pour qu'on te remarque, et puis on a tous une vie hors de MKPC...
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1Who Has a Rom Of Super Mario Sluggers? For Dolphin Esimlator?
On 2024-01-08 at 06:53:34
1. Why are you asking it here lol
2. Use Google
2. Use Google
2★ CTGP-PC Deluxe Battle Mode Submissions ★
On 2024-01-09 at 20:23:08
Is it too late for submissions?
What is better Clash royale or Clash of clans
On 2024-01-08 at 16:18:49
Idk I think I played one of these games a few years ago but I completely forgot how the experience was
JUSTICE FOR QUICKMODERS!!!!!!!
On 2024-01-06 at 19:13:27
If quick mode received support for diagonal paths, custom themes and a greater tile limit than the current 6x6 one, it might receive more appreciation and popularity, but with its current limitations it will only keep getting less and less interesting 
8[Fanfic] - Danganronpa MKPC 2 : Despair at Delfino [MATURE CONTENT]
On 2023-10-17 at 00:15:59
name, your color, your personnality and your talent
Name: Veno
Color: #4400FF
Personality: Edgy, unconfident and emotionally immature
Talent: Multitasking and reacting quickly to unpredictable situations
Name: Veno
Color: #4400FF
Personality: Edgy, unconfident and emotionally immature
Talent: Multitasking and reacting quickly to unpredictable situations
11im depressed.
On 2024-01-02 at 03:47:15
Ngl I might sound like a snowflake saying this but this is my honest thoughts, as someone struggling with depression, alcoholism, masochism and domestic abuse the fact you're saying you're depressed over the most menial of things feels lowkey offensive, and I'm not the only one here with actual struggles against depression or any other mental struggle
I struggle with depression and various other mental disorders that I prefer not naming and although I didn't got offended in any way since I'm sure it's just an immature kid who didn't realize his exaggerated choice of words, I agree it could be perceived as offensive, so please @lance4-_ don't misuse words like this because you never know who could get hurt in the future.6New Year 2024
On 2024-01-01 at 17:07:27
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! 
MKPC phases I don't recommend going through
On 2023-12-29 at 07:09:42
I agree with this topic.
I haven't been very active on the forum lately, but I'm sure I contributed this year to some of the problems you mentioned, especially the bringing-myself-down type of messages...
Not gonna lie, Iprobably certainly said some things purely to get comforting responses, but that's because I've always been so deprived of love, attention, validation, respect, etc. my entire life that sometimes I forget to restrain myself on the internet and that it doesn't mean that just because I'm anonymous it's ok for me to say whatever I feel like saying.
I'm genuinely sorry, I promise to stop it
I swear to keep all of my self-confidence issues and mental battles for myself alone from now on
I haven't been very active on the forum lately, but I'm sure I contributed this year to some of the problems you mentioned, especially the bringing-myself-down type of messages...
Not gonna lie, I
I'm genuinely sorry, I promise to stop it
I swear to keep all of my self-confidence issues and mental battles for myself alone from now on
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3Superbuffing your Quick Mode tracks!
On 2023-11-25 at 07:54:00
Feel free to do any of my tracks. 
Final message
On 2023-12-24 at 04:51:16
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🔒 to avoid drama
🔒 to avoid drama
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1CTGPC
On 2023-08-06 at 19:01:00
CTGP is an acronym that stands for "Custom Track Grand Prix" and that's it, it simply states that it's a grand prix made of custom tracks, nowhere in the acronym is it specified how many track creators there have to be.
So in my opinion, whether the project has 1 or 99 track creators, it's fine to use CTGP in the name.
So in my opinion, whether the project has 1 or 99 track creators, it's fine to use CTGP in the name.
2WHAT IF A TECHNIQUE IS DISCOVERED WHICH ONLY TABLET USERS CAN DO THATS VERY EASY AND MUCH MORE EFFECTIVE THEN REVERSE DRIFTING AND BECOMES THE NEW META??????????????? 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
On 2023-12-17 at 05:27:41
That would suck for me because I have no mobile devices at home... Luckily it will never happen lol
Donnez vos circuits pour une vidéo :)
On 2023-12-12 at 22:10:47
Tu peux faire n'importe lequel de mes circuits, mais voici quand même quelques suggestions:
Mode complet:
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=120268
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=120273
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=18412
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=19494
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=21137
Mode simplifié:
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?id=4846
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?id=127601
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?id=127603
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?id=5810
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?id=127592
Mode complet:
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=120268
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=120273
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=18412
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=19494
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=21137
Mode simplifié:
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?id=4846
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?id=127601
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?id=127603
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?id=5810
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?id=127592
On 2023-12-12 at 19:49:18
Quels genres de circuits aimerais-tu? Facile? Difficile? Mode complet? Mode simplifié? Court? Long?...
(Jeu) Je donne une vie a Bowser...
On 2023-10-27 at 00:54:54
Ok mais il aura tout oublié.
Je donne une vie à Bowzer et en échange,je voudrais tout connaître et tout savoir
Je donne une vie à Bowzer et en échange,je voudrais tout connaître et tout savoir
Souhait exaucé mais tu apprends des secrets terribles et tous les gouvernements du monde vondront ta peau
Je donne une vie à Bowser et en échange @Nodalloween64 arrête les "blagues" de demote visées contre moi
Souhait exaucé mais il fait des blagues du coup nulles sur toi !
Je donne
à Bowser en échange tu me met modo
@Cloudrix23 souhait exaucé mais tu fais de la merde et tu te fais demote 3 heures après (sinon seul Wargor peut donner les rôles du staff lol)
@Ive souhait exaucé mais tu te fais ban par accident à Noël et personne ne le remarque
Je donne une vie à Bowser et en échange j'ai un nouveau pc qui n'aucun problème :/
Je donne une
à Bowser et en échange, tous les défis de @Nodalloween64 deviennent faciles.précision technique quand j'ai dit pc je voulais dire ordi portable + mon clavier avait déjà un gros problème bien chiant de touches coincées xDsinon MA SOURIS
Souhait exaucé mais ils rapportent tous 1 point
Je donne une vie à Bowser et en échange Elon Musk est éjecté de "X" (qui redevient Twitter)
à Bowser et en échange, HonorableMentions devient administrateur.On 2023-10-27 at 00:25:22
Ok mais il aura tout oublié.
Je donne une vie à Bowzer et en échange,je voudrais tout connaître et tout savoir
Je donne une vie à Bowzer et en échange,je voudrais tout connaître et tout savoir
Souhait exaucé mais tu apprends des secrets terribles et tous les gouvernements du monde vondront ta peau
Je donne une vie à Bowser et en échange @Nodalloween64 arrête les "blagues" de demote visées contre moi
Souhait exaucé mais il fait des blagues du coup nulles sur toi !
Je donne
à Bowser en échange tu me met modo@Cloudrix23 souhait exaucé mais tu fais de la merde et tu te fais demote 3 heures après (sinon seul Wargor peut donner les rôles du staff lol)
@Ive souhait exaucé mais tu te fais ban par accident à Noël et personne ne le remarque
Je donne une vie à Bowser et en échange j'ai un nouveau pc qui n'aucun problème :/
Je donne une
à Bowser et en échange, tous les défis de @Nodalloween64 deviennent faciles.On 2022-10-30 at 00:18:25
@Max-Bros souhait exaucé, mais Bowser a tellement de vies qu'il devient invincible et détruit tout, y compris MKPC.
à Bowser et DaisyFan370 arrêté sa fixette sur mon ancien pseudo Chiminie
à Bowser et DaisyFan370 arrêté sa fixette sur mon ancien pseudo ChiminieSouhait exaucé mais désormais il fixe sur BTE_Lely
Je donne une vie à Bowser et en échange Yascamer n'a plus de problèmes avec l'orthographe
Souhait exaucé mais à la place c'est toi qui a ce genre de problèmes
c'est humiliant pour Yascamer btw
à Bowser et je n'ai peur de rienDéso mais je suis à court d'inspi ^^'
Souhait exaucé, mais tu n'aime plus rien
Je donne une vie à Bowser et en échange Yascamer ne m'en veut pas pour mon souhait précédent
Souhait exaucé, mais il te déteste.
à Bowser et j'aime ce que j'aimais avant.Souhait exaucé, mais tu aimes également un truc euuuuuh pas d'idée un truc pas bien
Je donne une vie à Bowser et en échange j'atteins les 40 coupes sur CTGP-PC
Souhait exaucé, mais la multicoupe est supprimée car Wargor a supprimé la mise à jour des collaborations
à Bowser et je n'aime que des trucs pursSouhait exaucé mais t'es traumatisé à vie par un truc dégueulasse
Je donne une vie à Bowser et en échange MKJ est un peu plus actif
à Bowser et en échange, mon ancien chat qui a été écrasé par une voiture il y a quelques années revient à la vie.Je sais pas pourquoi mais j'ai comme soudainement une obsession avec la mort et les accidents mortels
Souhait exaucé mais malheureusement il subit la souffrance de quand il s'est fait écraser
C'était pas agréable d'écrire cette phrase 😭
Je donne une vie à Bowser et en échange j'arrive a faire des pistes plus souvent et avec de la qualité
à Bowser et en échange, mes tentatives de sui**** n'échoueront plus.Souhait exaucé, car tu ne tentera plus
Je donne une vie à Bowser et en échange je retrouve l'idée de souhait que j'avais il y a 10 minutes
à Bowser et en échange, je me tais et personne n'a vu mon message avant ma modification.Souhait non exaucé car j'ai vu le message original tkt je sais que c'est une blague
Je donne une vie à Bowser et en échange on arrête de parler de mort ou de trucs dans le genre
et en échange, mon vœu est invisible et inaudible:Souhait exaucé mais
Je donne une vie à Bowser et en échange mon ordi arrête de couper le wi-fi après avoir été en veille
à Bowser Skelet au lieu de Bowser car j'ai plus de bonnes idées non effrayantesSouhait exaucé mais il tombe dans l'eau et ses os se dispersent
Je donne une vie à Bowser et en échange je passe une bonne nuit (0:15 en France 🥱)
à Bowser et en échange, je récupère les os de Bowser Skelet pour faire plaisir à mon chien