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Episode 7 under writing.

What should be done? Waluigi and SMF100 had in front of them a visibly mad person that was enraged to the point of wanting a fight, for no apparent reason!

- Look dude, fighting for no reason is never worth it! Whatever your problem with me, I'm sure it can be resolved peacefully with a simple, non-violent discussion! Said Waluigi, lowering his weapons.

But the hedgehog stretched out his hand towards the poor, truly innocent man, enveloped him in a turquoise aura using his psychic powers, then made a rapid hand movement that threw him violently against the wall of a building near.

- WAAAAAAAAAH! OUCH!

Waluigi flattened like a pancake then fell before struggling to get up again. The shock of the impact caused the wall to crack.

- I'm afraid our troubled man lacks the necessary patience to have a conversation with us! Replied SMF100 in a worried voice, after witnessing the scene which took him by surprise.

The Lumas' mustached guardian wasn't seriously injured but became seriously angry: He raised his racket, took out a Bob-Omb, and smashed it powerfully towards the silver attacker.

- You're starting to piss me off! You're legit crazy to attack me like that! TAKE THIS! YOU REALLY SEARCHED IT!!! Yelled Waluigi as he carried out his attack.

Sadly, his attempt of an attack failed because rayan used his telekinetic powers to deflect it back! More precisely, the Bob-Omb was deflected towards SMF100 who managed to narrowly avoid it by jumping out of its range.

- AAAAAHHHH! HEY!!!

The explosive was now right in the middle of the street while a panicking Lance fleeing from Capital City in his kart, terrified by the recent explosions of the towers, was driving right towards the explosive danger, without having noticed it!

- Quick, quick, a terrorist attack, I have to run away from here! W-wait... A BOMB??? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

The poor driver didn't notice the obstacle early enough: He pressed the brake pedal as strongly as possible, but too late! Too fast, the vehicle simply couldn't stop in time so his kart exploded into a thousand pieces with Lance falling painfully onto the asphalt with his behind.

- OW, MY BOOTY!!!!!!!! ASSHOLE, YOU DESERVE A GOOD BEATING AND YOU OWE ME A NEW VEHICLE!!! Yelled the MKPCian, pulling out his favorite weapon, the battle axe.

The axe was thrown towards rayan, but he effortlessly deflected the metal object into the last window of a skyscraper! Behind this window was the exact room where Cario was presenting his latest invention to a large gathering of MKPCians.

- [...] and that's how we'll spot aliens! Thanks to this wonderful invention of mine which is the UFO detector-analyzer! Said Cario before catching his breath after a very long and boring speech.

- Phew, finally over, this was starting to become WAY too long of a speech! Replied MisterCringeh, one of the guests at the semi-secret meeting.

Suddenly, the device went into overdrive.

- Oh my god, an UFO is flying at high speed towards us! And the device detected it! Today is officially a historic day for MKPC, we will finally have the very first contact with aliens, in addition to having a brand new invention of mine worthy of a Nobel Prize!

Lance's axe, mistakenly detected as a UFO, crashed... Directly into Cario's thing, slicing it in two.

- Uhm... I don't think it was an UFO! Said Mega_Yoshy, another of the guests.

- My invention... My dear invention which took me 3 years of work to create! 3 years of daily hours of hard work, EVERYTHING RUINED!!! FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

The poor failed inventor didn't have time to finish his swearing because for some reason, the section of the machine caused it to explode!

- Ouch! I truly experienced the worst of the worst today. I WILL COME TO YOU, LANCE, AND WILL MAKE YOU PAY FOR YOUR CRIME!!!!!

At these words, all other MKPCians in the room (except for the one that hosted the meeting, obviously) burst into laughter. Humiliated, Cario transformed himself into a tiny ladybug (that was his magic power...) and flew away through the broken window...

Meanwhile, outside of the skyscraper, the confrontation between Waluigi, SMF100, Lance and rayan46- was still in progress.

Defenseless following the loss of his weapon, Lance lost his courage and tried to flee in the opposite direction, but his legs were moving in the void...

- HELP! A madman with abnormal powers is attacking me! QUICK, I have to run away, but oh no, I can't move forward! I'M GOING TO DIE!!!!!

- I have nothing against you and I have no time to waste, so disappear! Replied the being from the future, making a large and quick hand movement, which sent Lance miles into the air! The poor guy screamed at the top of his lungs before disappearing like a shooting star in the sky...

It was then that Waluigi and SMF100 finally understood that they were dealing with an enemy much more powerful than expected...
Flee? Impossible, they would get caught by the telekinesis! Fight? Very risky when you're dealing with a very powerful enemy whose extent of its powers is unknown... Reasoning, perhaps?

- Please, be decent enough to give us the opportunity to talk with you for a short time! At least give me the chance to understand why you're attacking me, it makes no sense to attack me like that when I don't remember doing anything wrong! Said Waluigi, holding his racket firmly.

- Don't try to trick me, you dirty monster, I saw everything! There is nothing to be said and I will NEVER forgive you! AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!

The hedgehog used his telekinesis to surround the skyscraper in front of a turquoise aura, then broke it in half before throwing it towards his two opponents! His power visibly had no limits! The two friends barely managed to find the necessary time to run and take shelter a little further away between two buildings.

All the MKPCians that were still inside the skyscraper were screaming in fear and pain, so emergency services should be there very soon... Especially with that huge crashing sound that was undoubtedly audible miles away!

The situation was becoming too serious... Fortunately, Waluigi had an idea to save himself along with SMF, involving a brand new move he learned to perform with his two little friends the Lumas!

- This time, I won't miss you again, time to end it! Said Rayan, using his paranormal power for the umpteenth time to form a huge ball of bricks, cars, pipes, manhole covers and any other hard object that was more or less near him!

- Listen to me, SMF, I have a plan to get us out of here! If everything works correctly, rayan will be injured which will give you a short amount of time to take back your magic console and spawn us a faster motorcycle than the previous one! At my signal, you go take it and spawn us the bike as quickly as possible!

- You can count on me, buddy!

Waluigi smashed his Bob-Omb high, very high in the airs, but next to rayan46- so he didn't pay any attention to it: He was too busy forming a new cluster of objects.

The bomb ended up in the hands of Walumette! She flew followed by Waluma behind rayan to avoid being spotted.
The two Lumas played with the bomb together, passing it to each other in turns, until it turned red!

rayan finally turned his head in their direction after noticing a slight unusual activity at the end of his visual field... But too late!

At the last second, Waluma threw the Bob-Omb right in the poor hedgehog's face! He didn't have enough time to react by deflecting the projectile, and screamed in pain under the impact of the explosion, causing him to release his unfinished cluster of objects which collapsed and fell to the ground!

[color = silver] - AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Screamed rayan46- while falling to the ground, K.O. at least for a few minutes.[/color]

- SMF100!!! NOW!!!

To save time, the Koopa fully retreated in his shell and rolled like this until reaching the magic console that accidentally slipped out of his hands while he unexpectedly had to quickly jump in order to avoid being in the range of explosion of the Bob-Omb sent to him by the anthropomorphic animal from the future!

- FASTER!!! THE HEDGEHOG IS GETTING UP!!!

SMF100 buttoned his code at full speed, something he had never done in so much stress! He and his friend's lives depended on it!

- GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

The dangerous "neo-MKPCian" had just gotten up and tried to quickly crush the turtle by throwing a car over his noggin, but SMF spawned the motorcycle in time and drove out of range of the falling car. He was saved for good!

Waluigi jumped onto the moving motorcycle and got behind the rider, whereas the Lumas were flying just behind the vehicle while following it with their eyes. Ready to chase despite a slightly blackened face, rayan46- began to fly in their direction.

It was the beginning of a wild chase!

- WAAAAAAAAAAH, THIS MADMAN IS TRYING TO STOP US!!!! CAREFUL!!!!

The new bike was slightly bigger and much more powerful than the first! It had two giant turbojet thrusters that allowed it to go incredibly fast!
Unfortunately for our heroes, though, the flying hedgehog could fly just as quickly...

SMF100 tried to outrun the attacker by constantly changing streets, but rayan was fast and smart, it wasn't enough!
The driver had to constantly slalom between falling cars, drive under falling buildings, and crouch to avoid various random objects thrown towards him and his motorcycle!

- BE CAREFUL!!! THE SKY'S FALLING ON OUR HEADS!!!!

- DON'T WORRY WALUIGI, I CAN HANDLE THIS!!!!

rayan46- threw a ton of cars towards them, lifted manhole covers and knocked down trees in their path to knock them off their vehicle by surprise, but SMF avoided the whole thing at the last second, much to the surprise of Waluigi! This guy was truly an expert driver!

- WWWAAAAAHHHOOOOOOOOO!!! THIS IS SOOO AWESOME!!! Shouted SMF100 while performing a wheelie.

- NOOOOOOOOOO!!! LOOK IN FRONT OF YOU!!!!! THE SKYSCRAPERS, THEY’RE CRASHING!!!!

Indeed, while the driver had focused his sight on his friend for a short moment, the tireless erinaceidae had decided to knock down 3 enormous skyscrapers in front of them!

- What???? Uh, AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

The first skyscraper nearly crushed them to death before crashing just behind the motorbike.

- WE CAN'T AVOID THIS ONE!!! WWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

- Get down, guys!

For the second building, SMF100 was forced to lower the entire bike horizontally and let himself slide to the other side, carried away by a good momentum!
This time, it legitimately took them REALLY really little to get crushed like pancakes under thousands of tons of bricks!

But they were far from safe. They still needed to get past the final tower, which was already too close to the ground to be avoided!

- You must stop, otherwise we'll crash into that one!

- NO WAY! If we give up now, the weirdo just behind is going to torture us!

Confident in what he was doing, the driver sharply steered to the left, took the diagonal platform of a tow truck parked on that side of the street, and used it as a ramp to jump over the final skyscraper!
Thanks to the turbojets' colossal power, the motorcycle had enough momentum to successfully jump over the enormous construction!

- WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! I'M GETTING DIZZY!!!!!!!

- Just admire the view before we get back down!

To the disappointment of the hedgehog, the really solid motorcycle withstood the landing without any trouble!

- GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! YOU CANNOT ESCAPE ME, WHEREVER YOU GO I WILL FIND YOU AND CATCH YOU!!!!!

- His attacks are starting to become too dangerous, we almost got totally crushed! Time to change plans and take a completely different route!

It was time to say goodbye to the streets of Capital City, too predictable by their design and urban elements! In order to survive this pursuit, it was necessary to choose a route that was much more difficult to predict and more hazardous...
Such as custom tracks, for example!

- Hop! Let's go this way... Said SMF100 turning right, towards a brand new track by Max-Bros!

- So, Lely, I'd like to present you the very first track of my newest quick series Super Mario Kart 9, where I create quick mode versions of my Mario Kart 9 track predictions! Cool, right?

- When are you ever going to stop creating tracks in quick mode?

- Never! Alright, time to test the track to make sure everything works properly, come on!

- Be careful, you're about to get knocked down! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

Lely jumped towards Max to save him from a crazy motorcycle, and a... Levitating hedgehog carrying a huge cluster of objects by telekinesis!

- It smells the ban hammer in there! Said Max, taking out his ban hammer.

Too concerned by his survival, SMF100 drove directly onto the DS Figure-8 Circuit-themed quick mode track without worrying about the asphalt he just damaged with his steep entrance, the decors he just knocked down, or the walls he just destroyed...
rayan contributed to the damaging of the track, too, by throwing onto the track his now enormous cluster ball of metal, rocks, trees, cars, fire hydrants... The ball was so monstrously huge that Waluigi and SMF100 couldn't see anything behind it!

- RAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! Yelled SMF100 while performing a wheelie and pressing the accelerator to its limits, in order to go as fast as possible!

The ball ricocheted off the walls like a pinball, even though it was actually much bigger and faster!
There wasn't even any point in trying to save any decors in its path: The ball was going to destroy them all anyways!
As if by miracle, the ball even managed to take all of the jumps and accelerators on its path, despite its ridiculous heaviness!

- Come on! A little more time and we're out of here!

At the last corner right before the end of the first lap, the two-wheeled machine took a shortcut jump while veering far left before the jump, in order to go over the walls and leave the circuit!
The ball, on the other hand, took the small jump successfully but crashed just a little further away into a wall close to the starting line! The two fugitives were safe and sound again!

- Don't get excited too quickly! YOUR LUCK WILL END SOON!

- WWAAAAHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! WAAAAAAHHAAAAAAHAAAAAHHAAAAAHAAAAAAAAH!!!!

- AWESOME!!!!! TOO TOP COOOOOOLLLLLLLL!!!!! BEST MKPC CUSTOM RACE OF MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!

Even the Lumas were dancing in the air with joy! But this time, the two-wheeled vehicle landed right in the middle of a Starl Kart 2 custom track, Starlight Speedway!
It was a very complex night track, with a pretty starry sky and large star-shaped buildings of varied colors!

- Maybe we'll be able to flee more easily by driving on the walls!

And the driver took an anti-gravity ramp that allowed him to drive on the walls of one of the pretty skyscrapers, taking many kinds of jumps and performing beautiful tricks on the way!
But rayan did not lose sight of them and adapted by levitating with the same orientation as them! Plus, he had just started throwing star-shaped decors and anything interesting he could find on the track!

The chase continued when suddenly, both "teams" picked up a Launch Star which sent them inside of a futuristic skyscraper!
Inside, rooms empty of people but containing star-shaped tables and all kinds of computers and machines that the "boss" didn't hesitate to telekinetically twirl in all possible directions in order to slow down the runaway riders as much as possible... But thanks to his great experience, SMF100 avoided the largest objects and straightened the motorbike as best as possible after each collision involving the smaller ones...

The indoors section of the track finally came to an end thanks to a ramp full of dash panels which sent the motorbike out of a window! It was a big jump over a void, but doable and successfully completed, especially when you can levitate like rayan46-...

- WAAAAAAHHHHHHHH... My god, too many thrills for today!

- Don't lose hope, it wasn't even our worst jump!

The duo fell back to the ground, then continued the race, taking what looked like a highway filled with futuristic flying cars that were launched towards them (obviously)... But, after a few turns, a bigger Launch Star which was actually a cannon, sent them directly into space right onto a floating road that looked like a Rainbow Road!

- Woo! It's so pretty! Clearly one of the latter tracks of this series!

- Don't lose your focus, Waluigi! See these flying asteroids? Use your Bob-Ombs to make some dust, this should hide us from the magician behind!

- Good idea! Let's go! Waluma, Walumette, in position!

Waluigi threw three Bob-Ombs at once, hitting them with his racket as if he was playing a game of Tennis, with the Lumas taking each time a bomb each to send them further behind!
It only took seconds for a cloud of dust to form behind them!

- Raaaaaaah! You bastards are trying to blind me! But that won't be enough to stop me!

Using his telekinesis, rayan repelled the particles of asteroid dust around him, allowing him to avoid injury to his eyes and see a little further ahead!

The rainbow section was full of curves, holes on the road and trick-allowing jumps, when suddenly the final Launch Star was visible just a little further away, right at the end of a short straight line...

- This track is becoming too annoying, let's quit!

Shortly afterwards, rayan finally emerged from the dust cloud, too...

- Where are they? Oh no, I lost them! Wait... A star-shaped ring! That must be it, the continuation of the track!

30 seconds ago...

Instead of taking the launcher ring ahead, the smart and wise owner of the magic console completely veered left, falling into the void!

- HOLD ON WALUIGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...

- WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

The motorbike ignited like a shooting star, with the Lumas hanging behind... The group of four passed through space, then through all layers of their planet's atmosphere... They were able to see all atmospheric layers in all of their possible colors, the interior of the clouds...

They must have had a speed of tens of thousands of miles per hour! The bike was surely going to get destroyed upon impact, if not by the intense flames around its front part!

- Be ready for impact! Get down, hold on tight, hold on to the bike very firmly!

- Wah wah wah! Help!

And then the fateful moment finally arrived. BOOM! The motorcycle exploded into a thousand pieces and its passengers crashed at the foot of a Capital City skyscraper, far from the pretty custom track.

- Is everyone alright? Asked SMF, awkwardly getting up.

- Nothing serious to report! Replied Waluigi, dusting himself off before getting up as well.

The Luma duo started flying again, too. Everyone was safe and sound!

- Quite an adventure, huh?

- Wahahahaha, indeed!

All four friends burst out laughing.

Back to the present...

rayan took the star ring, since it was his only lead... To find himself in the middle of the track. With his target being nowhere to be found, he exited the map to find himself in the streets of Capital City.

- I lost them so easily, what an idiot! I must absolutely find Waluigi again! Hey, wait a minute... There he is! On the ground, finally off that damn motorbike!!! BANZAIIIIIIII!!!!!!

Too tired to cope, the exhausted friends simply closed their eyes...

- Oh no, this time the end has really come! Please run away everyone, Waluma, Walumette, SMF100!

- No way I'm abandoning you, on the contrary I'm staying! We will die together! Replied SMF100 with the Lumas seemingly sharing the same feeling.

The situation seemed desperate beyond repair when all of a sudden, a giant black hammer rose into the air before giving the necessary time to the unfortunate animal to harm his dear target in any way, and brutally hit him into another realm...

- Hey, but what... What's... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Screamed the poor hedgehog as he was thrown violently into the airs, right before being transformed into a shooting star which vanished from the skies as quickly as it appeared!

- You are officially permabanned from MKPC for skyscraper destruction, massive damage to other people's creations and other various properties, terrorist attacks, assaults on MKPCians resulting in serious injury, and unauthorized use of other peoples' properties! Said Max-Bros in a condemning tone.

Not believing their eyes, the gang opened their eyes in shock.
They were finally saved for good from their deadly threat!

- WWAAAAHAAAHHAAAAHHHH, WAAAAAAAAAA!!! WALUIGI NUMBER ONE!!!!

- WAAAAAHHHHOOOOOOO!!!! But wait, what are you doing, Max... AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!

- SMF100, you are officially temporarily banned for 3 hours for various damages caused by you on my track and Starl-'s!

- WALUIGI!!! TAKE MY CONSOLE AND MATERIALIZE A BOAT, THE LAKE THAT LEADS TO TREE CITY IS RIGHT HERE!!! FAAAAAAAAASSSTTT... I SWEAR TO BE BACK IN 3 HOURS!!! Screamed the Koopa before transforming into a shooting star.

Waluigi became so confused... He didn't understand what could even possibly be the point in banning him after what happened!
Once he completed his second ban, Max-Bros turned towards him.

- The rest of you are all free to go! Since you were nothing more than passengers, you're considered innocent! Have a nice day, Waluigi!

Waluigi remained stuck in fatigue and confusion for a long time, before finally taking the console that had just fallen from SMF's hands as a result of the violent ban...

- I don't understand anything!

Seeing that his friend was struggling to use it, Waluma took the console in his little paws and buttoned a series of commands way too quickly for his dear purple friend to follow or understand...

- Hey, what are you trying to do? Oh!

A mini-sailboat materialized in the middle of the river! The big mustached hero went inside after Waluma and Walumette who were already inside in order to direct him towards the boat's wheel and give him the honor of being the sailor!

Waluigi accepted the position of sailor without hesitating and ordered the Lumas to get ready for departure.

- WAH WAH WAH!!! Waluigi Time!!! Tree City, here I come!!! Joyfully shouted Waluigi while his two Lumas were flying happily around him!





At some point, Waluigi had fallen asleep in tiredness, which caused the Lumas to drive the mini-sailboat by themselves for the rest of the trip.
After roughly 45 minutes of sailing, the boat reached the opposite edge of the river and collided with the coast, waking up the sleeping passenger.

- Huh? What? Have we arrived yet? Time to disembark and wait for SMF's return! There should be a nice resting place somewhere...

But as soon as the trio disembarked, the long-awaited individual jumped over the river on his motorbike right before crashing into a big tree!

- WUT???????? SMF100? Is that you???

- OUCH!!! OW!!! Indeed it's me, I'm back earlier than expected! Guess what: After talking between themselves, the mods decided to unban me early after realizing that I damaged the tracks only due to being extremely focused on saving our skin while we were being chased by that flying madman!

- But where did you find this motorbike identical to the previous one?

- It isn't a new one, it's the exact same one as before... Brint materialized a portable motorbike insta-repairer just for me, to allow me to rejoin you! Proudly replied the young turtle after showing Waluigi a screened mini-device with a small antenna.

- I suppose your explanation makes sense... Replied Waluigi while scratching his head.

- Alright, enough talking... Let's continue our journey! Finally said the Koopa, using his brand new machine to repair his motorcycle for the second time, since it just got destroyed by the tree crash.

Once activated, the little device fired attractor-rays in all directions in order to attract all of the scattered pieces towards itself, then used those same specialized rays to repair the bike and bring back its pieces together! As if by magic, the bike was flawlessly repaired to the point of looking like new!

- Come on, get on board, my Waluigi!

- Let's go! But... Hey, you don't have to drive that fast either, it's not like we're still being chased! WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

- Sorry, I'm in need for speed! LLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTT'SSSS GOOOOOOOOO!!!!

And that's how motorbike plunged into the Great Dark Forest, straight towards Tree City...





rayan didn't knew it yet, but he was currently at Ban Island, the most isolated place in the entire Kingdom of Mario Kart PC: A simple island in the middle of the ocean!

More precisely, it is a rocky island covered with earth, grass and... Cages! Indeed, each and every time an MKPCian is hit by a ban hammer, the magical powers of the exclusive moderation item cause the hammer's target to fly at great speed through the airs right into one of the open cages! Immediately after the landing, the cage closes and a text appears on a screen at the bottom of the door, indicating the start and end date of the ban in the case of a temporary one! However, if the ban is permanent as in the case of the very last prisoner, then only a symbol in the shape of a lemniscate will appear, its meaning being obvious...

- Damn... Where am I? Said the hedgehog, dazed, after awkwardly getting up...

After realizing he was trapped inside of a cage, he began to panic.

- HEY!!!!! WHAT DOES THIS MEANS??? LET ME GO!!!!! Furiously yelled the prisoner from the future while being scared inside.

- There's no point in trying to escape, these cages are fully immune to magical powers! Actually... Just like me, you'll most likely never get out of here, so you might as well get used to your new life.

The MKPCian who spoke was just to his right, also having the same symbol of permaban on the door of his cage.

- SHUT UP, I DON'T KNOW YOU AND JUST WANT TO LEAVE THIS DAMN PLACE!!!!!!!!

- Heyyy, have some respect for me, I'm trying to help you! I've been locked up here for years and I know very well this environment, it's practically the official prison of MKPC! And I can guarantee you that given your infinity symbol, you will never leave this island, especially if you keep screaming like that! By the way, my name is super, so you know who I am now!

- I don’t believe you! There has to be a way out of here! Said the hedgehog while trying to bend the bars telekinetically... Without success!

- There's absolutely no point in trying to use your magical powers on the bars, once again they've been designed to withstand magical stress without bending or breaking, they're basically magicproof! The best thing to do during a permaban is to stay silent and behave as nicely as expected because if you're being too mean, you could suffer the same fate as yoshy2004 who was deported from here to the Cage of Shame, a much more humiliating place! But don't worry, given how I see you I'd say you'll be an exemplary prisoner, I have no doubt you'll accept and appreciate your new freedom in less time than it takes to say it! If not... With a lot of luck, a mod or admin will have mercy on you after a few years of good behavior, and release you. That is the hope I've never stopped keeping in my heart since the very beginning of my misfortune!

To be genuinely honest, rayan46- didn't care at all about this weirdo's words. Mario Kart PC in its original state was a much crazier world than he imagined... He was fed up with all this madness. He could feel that his crazymeter had reached its maximum level and that it was more than time for this whole circus to end!
And he was right because suddenly, a mysterious individual that was completely hidden by a huge black hooded coat, approached his cage...
rayan46 looked at him without saying a word...

- It's your lucky day! Looks like someone came to free you!

The stranger took a key out of his coat and inserted it in the cage door's keyhole before turning it, unlocking the door and freeing its inmate!

- Who are you? Why are you freeing me? Asked rayan46-, confused by this unexpected release.

The man finally lowered his hood to reveal his face: It was Wal68!
But rayan recognized Waluigi instead!

- Waluigi!!!! Here you are again! If you seriously think you've "regained" my trust by freeing me from this cage and changing your outfit, then you're dead wrong! You killed my best friend and there's nothing you can do to make me forgive you, murderer! I'M GONNA KILL YOU, RRRAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

The ex-prisoner yelled as he rushed towards Wal, confusing him with Waluigi... But before he could attempt any attack against the newcomer, Wal68 humbled him by paralyzing the spiked creature with a mini-laser beam straight out from his bionic eye!

- SILENCE, FOOL! I am NOT the Waluigi you think! On the contrary, I'm here to help you achieve your mission, so you better get your sh*t together and listen to me!

- What exactly do you want from me?... Asked Rayan, sore from the shock of the ray.

Wal took out a ban hammer from his coat.

- Here is the incredible weapon that brought you here! Isn't this ban hammer a marvel?^^ On the other hand, I'm no longer a moderator therefore detaining it illegally, so shh! Despite its name, this hammer isn't solely used to ban people: it also allows the unbanning of people! By hitting you with it, I'll send you back where you came from before your ban! All you'll have left to do is find and kill Waluigi! Not a hard task when you know his destination: He's on his way to Tree City along with his gang of Lumas!

- Can I tell you what I sincerely believe?

- Sure?

- That you're the one and only Waluigi, trying to fool me! That's also why you put on this weird disguise! You're trying to make me believe you're somewhere else, in order to get enough time to escape and get rid of me! But I'm not stupid, I can perfectly see through your strategy! DIE! Shouted the enraged hedgehog before throwing towards Wal68 a large rock that was very close to his cage, using telekinesis.

But Wal68 effortlessly destroyed the projectile using another mini-laser beam.

- You're even dumber than what I initially thought! Firstly, if your goal was to kill me then I would have no interest in freeing you from a place of permanent imprisonment! Secondly, it wouldn't make any sense for me to put on a disguise that allows you to recognize me! And thirdly, I have this, too! Said Wal68, taking off his bionic eye to reveal... An empty eye socket, without an eye.

- Oh... I didn't expect to see that...

- If there's one thing I know for sure, it's that the Waluigi you're looking for has two natural eyes! Do you trust me now?

- But... Your bionic eye has the same design as Waluigor's, except for the color difference! It's even worse than what I initially thought, you're a spy sent by Waluigor!

- Oh my god... Your idiocy knows no bounds... Remember that the Waluigi you're looking for killed your best friend! So this makes him the real spy! If I truly were on Waluigor's side, then I would have no interest in asking you to eliminate Waluigi: Any kingdom divided against itself cannot stand, like c'mon, that's elementary logic!

- Sounds fair enough...

- Perfect! In that case, here's the plan: Firstly, you must put on my coat! Since you have been officially permabanned, no one and absolutely no one must recognize you, otherwise you might end up here again and my rescue mission will have been in vain! Then, you must return to the port where you were just before your ban, wait for a boat with the text "Tree City" written on it to pass by, and from there you simply need to secretly jump inside of it! Such a boat most likely contains cargo destined to the Tree-Citizens, so a truck that will take you straight inside of the city should be waiting for you on the other edge of the river. Hide inside of the truck's back, and you must ESPECIALLY not go outside of it before crossing the border: Since Tree City is an autonomous special administrative region of the Kingdom of Mario Kart PC, they have a certain degree of autonomy and independence that gives them additional rights compared to most other MKPC cities, such as having their own controlled border! If they discover you during the check, you'll be sent back to one of the cages of this island! But once you've crossed the border, you'll be free to get out of your hiding spot and look for Waluigi!

- What a complex plan! How do you know what I want? How do you know what happened to me today? Where did you get all this information?

Wal68 dressed the anthropomorphic hedgehog in his coat, then pulled up the hood to hide his face.

- If it is part of your destiny, then you will receive the answers to these questions later... But right now, destiny does not want you here. Go and fulfill your mission! The future of MKPC lies in your hands, but in ways you don't expect!

- Could you speak English for at least a second, please? HEY!!! BUT WHAT... NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! HELP!!!

- Sorry! It's the best way to get you off this island and back to where you should have stayed... Replied Wal68 after fiercely hitting rayan46- with the giant hammer!

- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Wal stayed for a short moment to watch rayan "fly" like a shooting star, to make sure everything went as it should... And then, he decided it was time for him to leave.
As he began to walk off the island, he heard a voice behind him. It was super.

- HEY!!!!!! You're forgetting me, *sshole! Don't neglect me, I want to get out of these sh*tty bars too!

Wal68 furtively turned around.

- Oh yeah? You've been confined in there for too long and need to get some fresh air? That's understandable, I would go crazy if I was stuck in there for even a second! Don't worry, I can perfectly relate to your suffering, that's why I'll offer you a nice little key out of pure solidarity!

- THANK YOU!!!!! Hahahaha!!! I knew you wouldn't abandon me!

But, in reality, super received nothing more from Wal68 than a painful, paralyzing mini-laser beam!

- OUCH!!!!!! It hurts!!! I hate you!!!

- That'll teach you to dare speak to me under such an offensive tone and make me waste my precious time by talking to you when I don't give a damn about what you want, you pathetic clown! I only came to save rayan, only he is an important pawn in my plan, all of you other remaining prisoners can all die on this miserable island and I couldn't care less!

- That's too unfair!!! I spent a lot more time than him on this island!!! I deserve more than him to be released!!! Protested super.

- Life isn't always fair, though... Contemptuously replied Wal68 before using his blue cape to fly off this island for good.





The poor creature curled up into a ball to amortize his fall, but the experience was nonetheless as painful as it was the first time, especially on asphalt...

- OUCH!!! OW!!! This better be the last time in my life that something like this ever happens to me!

Out of pure curiosity, the many MKPCians who saw him fall from the sky gathered around him...

- Did you just get unbanned? Why were you banned in the first place? Come on, tell us your story, hehehe! Said Gangsta Bro, a slightly obese Hammer Bro who was smoking a joint...

- Why are you wearing such a coat in such heat? Do you have something to hide? Let me see your face... Said Army, a hyperactive Mii of a very curious nature, while approaching the silver hedgehog...

- NO!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!! I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU!!! Protested rayan, pushing them away with his arms to pass through this newly formed mass of MKPCians.

Above all, he had to avoid being recognized. No way for him in his current situation to take off his coat, show his face or use his magical powers!
Once freed, he ran to take refuge between some large buildings a little further at the other end of the street... Disappointed, the MKPCians lost sight of him and returned to their activities.

To avoid being found, he flew discreetly to the top of a house and sat on the roof for several minutes.
His wait ended when he finally saw in the distance a boat marked with the text "Tree City"!

- This is my lucky moment, the opening of my opportunity window!!! He said happily as he quickly levitated to the ship.

To avoid being seen during the crossing, he hid inside of a crate located on the boat's port side once he had finished stripping it of its contents: Tools used in the assembly and repair of technical objects, maybe even karts... But he had no need to know their purpose so he took the opportunity to rest.
All he had left to do was wait for the end of the crossing before infiltrating the truck...

- I'm finally coming to you, Tree City! Watch out, Waluigi! He said silently so as not to attract attention...

Waluigor's Secret Base, year 2023

Waluigor watched mario64 disappear under the influence of his time machine, then walked to a secret room.
This Waluigi was an unforeseen danger, an uncontrolled element. This was the first thing that went wrong according to his plan!
Consequently, he was a considerable danger in his eyes that had to be eliminated as quickly as possible... Because any unforeseen and out of control element can cause a domino effect creating even more situations of this kind, ruining his whole plan in the end!

- This isn't a joke anymore! Time to release my three secret weapons, Elite-Waluigorbots more powerful than all others: Jet, Scratch and Buzzsaw!!!

The three robots were inactive, locked in their stasis chambers. But the time to wake them up has finally arrived...

The anti-king of MKPC buttoned a series of commands, causing all three chambers to open, unleashing his latest weapons of destruction!

- Listen to me carefully, you little pieces of trash!!! You are the Elite-Waluigorbots of the Elite-Waluigorbots! The most powerful combat weapons I have ever created! You had been dormant for 5 years, and I swore to myself that I would only ever wake you up in case of an extreme emergency. This emergency has come: A filthy purple plumber may ruin my plans, but if he disappears then no significant danger will be left for me! Know that I created you to be the Generals of all Waluigorbots, but in order to receive this role you must first PROVE that you are worthy of it!!! Your proof consists in successfully completing the stealth assassination mission that I'm giving you now: By any means possible, you must find Waluigi and mercilessly annihilate him as well as any of his friends who may accompany him!!! If you fail, you won't have any value left to my eyes and will have made me lose 5 years of my life!!! So you better not disappoint me, otherwise I swear to torture you by inventing a device that'll give robots the ability to feel pain JUST FOR YOU, MISERABLE MACHINES THAT YOU ARE!!! GOT IT??? Aggressively yelled Waluigor while gesticulating.

- At your service, Master Waluigor. All Hail Waluigor!!! Shouted the three robots in unison while giving a military salute.

These terrifying Waluigorbots each had their own unique appearance and powers.

Jet, the first one, was also the leader of the trio. A little wider and stronger than the two others, he had plane-like wings equipped with turbojet thrusters instead of the more traditional bird-like wing design among the Waluigorbots, due to the fact that when it was created, Waluigor was conducting experiments on a wing design that would be more effective than the traditional wings of the Waluigorbots, experiments that would lead to the Generation 6 of its evil robots to radically change the appearance of their wings...
He was mostly black and dark gray, with one red eye and a robotic eye identical to his master's. He also wore a cap with three horns on its top and a yellow circle marked by a black J on its front (he had an extra horn compared to his two brothers to indicate the fact that his grade was slightly superior to theirs...), as well as a yellow circle marked by a black gamma on his torso (a symbol of Waluigor), a characteristic shared with Scratch and Buzzsaw. His special superpower was obviously a much greater flight speed than any other Waluigorbot ever created.

Then there was Scratch, arguably the most original of them... His special superpower consists in the ability of launching Mini-Waluigorbots from his cannons, miniaturized versions of himself but still fierce! In terms of appearance, he has gray wings like most of his colleagues, his main colors are white and light gray, and his cap has two horns similar to those of classic Elite-Waluigorbots in addition of having a yellow circle marked by a black S on the front part.

Last but not least is Buzzsaw! His sadistic special superpower comes from his left arm, which lacks a hand but instead has a huge telescopic circular saw made of a special, nearly indestructible metal, putritanium (an alloy of titanium and putrium) that can easily cut through almost any known material in seconds. Otherwise... He has the same wings as Scratch, his main colors are olive green and mint green, and he still has an Elite-Waluigorbot-styled two-horned cap with a yellow circle on its front part just like his two brothers, but this time marked by a black B.

- WAIT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??? DISAPPEAR, NOW!!!

And the trio of robots flew out of the base through an open window. The hunt had just began for their common target: Waluigi!
Waluigor was both stressed (because his plan had gone a little bit off track, which is usually a bad sign) and confident at the same time (because his robots were by far strong enough to not give his new nemesis any chance of survival!). He even started jokingly thinking that he really should have been more fair by nerfing his future general robots, just to make everything more fun!

The infamous king of the anti-MKPCians watched his intimidating three creations disappear into the sky like three little stars, then went to rest a little further away in his base.

End of episode 6!

English version of the episode 6 in the message below.