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5000 pts ★ NoviceOn 2025-06-18 at 08:13:56
"Ay mate, care for a beef hotdog?"
from This Song (I BARELY EVEN LISTEN TO THIS SONG😭 😭 😭 😭😭😭.😭)😭
from This Song (I BARELY EVEN LISTEN TO THIS SONG😭 😭 😭 😭😭😭.😭)😭
On 2024-08-03 at 11:08:47
"Good news! We are not going to die! We are going to live forever!"
"You will never die!
I will never die
None of them will ever die
...
Miami
Miami
Miami
Miami inside me
You've gotta see, friend!
Ga ga
None of them will ever love you
(gunshot)"
Whoever Can Guess What This Is from Gets Ten
On 2024-06-14 at 08:13:38
i have found the entire paragraph that Eggman says when slandering Shadow the Hedgehog
"I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. PFFF That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!"
"I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. PFFF That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!"
I Love This So Much
the Sonic Fandubs Were So Funny
I Call Everything That I Hate a "Bitch-Ass Motherfucker" Because of Eggman Now
2On 2024-06-03 at 08:44:34
I Have Four More Puppet Pipeline Quotes Stuck In My Head Now 💀😭
":Hi there Kris.
:I want you to sign my petition.
:If you don't sign, you will die.
:Get shot.
:And so I really regret nothing."
(This Might be Slightly Off)
from This
"bustyspamtXX97 > show text > H-H-Hey, travler! What tricks with- wait.
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > Is that a spirit back there!? Oh, false alarm. It's just- nevermind.
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > It's me, Spamty the Buster! That's my name. Now what kinda curse- "This is a game"!? LISTEN, BRAT!
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > See, kid.
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > Ever since the Queen came in it's been getting harder to sleep, Even a wink!
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > The WORST part is I kinda need a meal, kid...
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > How about we deal with it... Over lunch... H-h-heh..."
from This
"UPDATE 0.1:
-Sul sul, buddy! The name's Maxon Will.
-I'll do whatever it takes, as long as it pays my bills.
-I had simple needs, just wanted to succeed but got shot down by godforsaken corporate greed.
UPDATE 0.1:
"-I'm Maxon! The getting better everyday.
-Gonna need a couple patches if you dare to play, cuz if you really think you're something they'll strip you right back to nothing there ain't no point huffin' puffin' so just carve out your own way."
from This
and for the Fourth One... I'm Just Gonna Link the Song... 💀
":Hi there Kris.
:I want you to sign my petition.
:If you don't sign, you will die.
:Get shot.
:And so I really regret nothing."
(This Might be Slightly Off)
from This
"bustyspamtXX97 > show text > H-H-Hey, travler! What tricks with- wait.
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > Is that a spirit back there!? Oh, false alarm. It's just- nevermind.
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > It's me, Spamty the Buster! That's my name. Now what kinda curse- "This is a game"!? LISTEN, BRAT!
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > See, kid.
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > Ever since the Queen came in it's been getting harder to sleep, Even a wink!
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > The WORST part is I kinda need a meal, kid...
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > How about we deal with it... Over lunch... H-h-heh..."
from This
"UPDATE 0.1:
-Sul sul, buddy! The name's Maxon Will.
-I'll do whatever it takes, as long as it pays my bills.
-I had simple needs, just wanted to succeed but got shot down by godforsaken corporate greed.
UPDATE 0.1:
"-I'm Maxon! The getting better everyday.
-Gonna need a couple patches if you dare to play, cuz if you really think you're something they'll strip you right back to nothing there ain't no point huffin' puffin' so just carve out your own way."
from This
and for the Fourth One... I'm Just Gonna Link the Song... 💀
On 2024-05-08 at 07:21:05
"MOTHA FUCKA"
I'm Not a Motha Fucka, I'm a Fatha Fucka 😎
6On 2024-05-06 at 04:43:46
Oh Boy...
To: Kris
Subject: Greeting
Hey there Kris! what's the name? It's me, Spamton! That's my game... I sell deals! That's my thing... Yo buddy! Want some deals?? It's me, Spamton! G. Spamton! That's me. You love me, guys. You love me, guys...... Kris... The... Anything... Lightner... HEEHEEHEE!!!
To: Spamton
Subject: Greeting
Yo Spamton, wanna game? I'm Kris, that's my name. Other deals, same old meals! Yo buddy, want puddin'? It's me, Kris! The Anything Darkner! Love you guys! Love you Spammy! The Lightner of All Things. WHEEHEE!
] say "hey kris, want some names? i'm spamton! welcome to games. need a meal? take my deal, now's your chance to buy my games. it's me, sp amt! the salesman of all games. hate those guys, they hate me, too. the darkener of, anythihahhaehahhaehahhaehah"
<tealkrispy> HEY BUSTA, GOT A MEAL? I'M KRISS P. KRISS AND HERE'S MAH DEAL. IT'S A SHAME! I HAD THE GAME! BUT NOW NO BUDDIES KNOW MY NAME... IT'S ME, KRISS! ALL-AROUND HERO! THEY'RE AFTER ME BADLY, I NEED YOUR HELP SPAMTY, THE LIGHTNER OF ANYTHING???
[BILL NYE THEME]
[INSPECTOR GADGET THEME]
(I Might've Missed Some)
To: Kris
Subject: Greeting
Hey there Kris! what's the name? It's me, Spamton! That's my game... I sell deals! That's my thing... Yo buddy! Want some deals?? It's me, Spamton! G. Spamton! That's me. You love me, guys. You love me, guys...... Kris... The... Anything... Lightner... HEEHEEHEE!!!
To: Spamton
Subject: Greeting
Yo Spamton, wanna game? I'm Kris, that's my name. Other deals, same old meals! Yo buddy, want puddin'? It's me, Kris! The Anything Darkner! Love you guys! Love you Spammy! The Lightner of All Things. WHEEHEE!
] say "hey kris, want some names? i'm spamton! welcome to games. need a meal? take my deal, now's your chance to buy my games. it's me, sp amt! the salesman of all games. hate those guys, they hate me, too. the darkener of, anythihahhaehahhaehahhaehah"
<tealkrispy> HEY BUSTA, GOT A MEAL? I'M KRISS P. KRISS AND HERE'S MAH DEAL. IT'S A SHAME! I HAD THE GAME! BUT NOW NO BUDDIES KNOW MY NAME... IT'S ME, KRISS! ALL-AROUND HERO! THEY'RE AFTER ME BADLY, I NEED YOUR HELP SPAMTY, THE LIGHTNER OF ANYTHING???
[BILL NYE THEME]
[INSPECTOR GADGET THEME]
(I Might've Missed Some)
Space for Anything... again
On 2026-04-16 at 11:38:44
fun fact!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:
i was born during the year of luigi
i was born during the year of luigi
I was born at a very young age, supposedly on my birthday...
1On 2026-03-19 at 17:44:36
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who else should join my show?
Dude no way it's the thing from Road To El Porkado
I think I see Optimus Prime so assuming you know Transformers, you should add Generation One Blurr
On 2026-01-27 at 19:06:08
4) Every mainline game track has a unique soundtrack,
Multiple courses share songs what??
Mario Circuit, Luigi Circuit, and Peach Circuit
Boo Lake and Broken Pier
Bowser Castle 1, Bowser Castle 2, Bowser Castle 3, and Bowser Castle 4
Lakeside Park and Riverside Park
Shy Guy Beach and Cheep-Cheep Island
The only ones that do not share songs are
Sky Garden
Sunset Wilds
Yoshi Desert
Snow Land
Ribbon Road
and Rainbow Road
Cheese Land
13 tracks reuse songs from others, and 7 have songs that only play in one track
Lakeside and riverside park have completely different soundtracks
Oops I forgot My bad 😭
1On 2026-01-26 at 08:09:36
4) Every mainline game track has a unique soundtrack,
Multiple courses share songs what??
Mario Circuit, Luigi Circuit, and Peach Circuit
Boo Lake and Broken Pier
Bowser Castle 1, Bowser Castle 2, Bowser Castle 3, and Bowser Castle 4
Shy Guy Beach and Cheep-Cheep Island
The only ones that do not share songs are
Sky Garden
Sunset Wilds
Yoshi Desert
Snow Land
Ribbon Road
and Rainbow Road
Cheese Land
Lakeside Park
Riverside Park
11 tracks reuse songs from others, and 9 have songs that only play in one track
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4On 2026-01-25 at 06:16:13
guys help I noclipped into the backrooms
/teleport @-GamerGuy- @WaffleFryEnjoyer
There, now you're out
you did not help me now I'm in level 1-
That's actually my house
31On 2026-01-24 at 19:49:39
guys help I noclipped into the backrooms
/teleport @-GamerGuy- @WaffleFryEnjoyer
There, now you're out
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1On 2026-01-15 at 09:32:43
What would you name the 13th month?
I would call it "Hendember"
I would call it "Hendember"
Treduary or something going by -uary -uary __r __r May Ju Ju August -ember -ember -ember and I THINK the months follow Latin number names??And Google said this is 13 if it isn't and I am wrongnthen Send a bomb to my houseAnd say git rekt newb
Also yes I know starting a naming pattern at the end and continuing it at the start is dumb and stupid and stupid as well as dumb but I am an unoriginal fool who is unable tocome up with any better idea
On 2025-12-28 at 15:25:20
I'm late, but Merry Christmas!!
I got (most of) Devastator
I got (most of) Devastator
what if he devastates the roku town
also, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU BE USING MESSENGER KIDS TO TAKE THIS PICTURE WHEN THERE IS A CAMERA APP BUNDLED WITH EVERY MODERN OS KNOWN TO MAN?
My tablet tragically doesn't have a camera app
how?! isnt it like, one of the main apps?
Idk my tablet SHOULD have a camera app but I guess whoever set it up was like "They already have Messenger Kids"
On 2025-12-27 at 19:31:54
I'm late, but Merry Christmas!!
I got (most of) Devastator
I got (most of) Devastator
what if he devastates the roku town
also, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU BE USING MESSENGER KIDS TO TAKE THIS PICTURE WHEN THERE IS A CAMERA APP BUNDLED WITH EVERY MODERN OS KNOWN TO MAN?
My tablet tragically doesn't have a camera app
On 2025-12-26 at 07:15:22
I'm late, but Merry Christmas!!
I got (most of) Devastator
I got (most of) Devastator
1On 2025-12-20 at 02:37:59
On 2025-12-09 at 07:15:54
I just realized that I can't start up YouTube on my Switch 2, that sucks.
So you're saying that YouTube works on my 2ds XL but not the damn Switch 2?
On 2025-12-08 at 05:59:12
We honestly don't know what we're doing...
Is this not just normal Mario Kart Wii?
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