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about time i make this holy spawn ;-;

well, title says it all. im officially leaving mkpc due to the site just feeling bland, the community becoming more toxic and also i've found better communities and better stuff to do.

i've made a lot of great friends during my 2 years on here but i think its about time i go

sayonara folks!
blessed be the spawn :3

Also glitched I couldn't add you in the 1st chapter because I was halfway writing the chapter when you submitted

Yoshi LOVER: (Walks into a room) So this is where I wait for the race huh...
Mercury: Hey YL! Your late!
Everyone waves at YL and are sitting down in some sort of house and waiting to go to the next race
Charlie: YL You made it just in time for the first race, it starts in 10 mins!
Lakitu: Hiya everyone! since the race is about to start anyone who has anything they can cheat with give it to me
Sébastien: Ugh Fine, I'll still beat Yoshi LOVER...
Lakitu: Alright! Let's get onto the track!
Sankeh: Gotta go fassssstttttttttt!

Play Music for this section:
Lakitu: Alright everyone! Check the rules!
Macey: Yo YL! You should see these items
Yoshi LOVER: Wow! There are some odd but funny items in there though!
Sébastien: Ugh only nerds check the items, I don't need to (Looks over to starlly who has his eyes right on the info for the items checking them like a idiot)
Macey: Anyway....
Totallyindian: The race is going to start!

Play this music until it finishes or until next music appears:
Lakitu: Everybody welcome to Yoshi LOVER Circuit! A nice grassland full of grass and wildlife!
Lakitu: 3
Lakitu: 2
Lakitu: 1
Lakitu: GO!
Play this music:

Yoshi LOVER: Look an item box! (Gets A Item box and hits the person in 1st place with a red shell)
Magicallity: Your gonna Pay for that Weakling!
Starlly: Wow I got this... Lightsaber? Cool! (Starts throwing it like a boomerang)
Mercury: (Throws A Red Shell At Starlly)
Starlly: (Blocks the red shell with his lightsaber)
Dasher: I'ma try and take this shortcut with my mushroom! (Falls Into the lake) Oh no!
Meanwhile In the top 3 placements for right now They are all so close to each other
Yoshi LOVER: (Tries drifting but fails) aw man!
Explorer: Oh No!
Magicallity: (Passes YL And Explorer) Now this is payback!
Macey: (Gets A Thundershroom) Wow this is like a mushroom but faster and longer!
Magicallity: What??
Medicallity: Cya Bro!

Second Lap! Here are the placements so far!

1st: Macey
2nd: Medicallity
3rd: Magicallity
4th: Explorer
5th: Yoshi LOVER
6th: Boner
7th: Starlly
8th: Mercury
9th: Totallyindian
10th: Canada is underwater lol
11th: YoshayLOVER
12th: Mr Yawshi
13th: Dull
14th: Charlie
15th: Sébastien
16th: Dasher
17th: Sankeh
18th: Squishy


Squishy: W-wh- what is this?(Grabs a hyper bill which is a normal Bullet bill but WAY Faster and blinds any person it touches for 5 seconds)
Sankeh: w-why am I blinded?
Dasher: What happned? Why can't I see?
Sébastien: It doesn't matter (Accidently drives into a fence) What? I hit something wooden?
Charlie: (Avoids the Hyper Bill at the right time) How did I avoid that? (Gets A Bullet bill cannon which is a cannon that lasts for 10 seconds and you can shoot bullet bills at racers)
Dull: OW! (Gets hit by a bullet bill but avoids the hyper bill) Oh thanks I guess?
Mr Yawshi: What is this a Magic ball? (uses the item and everyone turns into a koopa)
Yes YES Take that you idiots! (Gets Hit by Hyper Bill)
Yoshay LOVER: Guys wait a sec (Gets Hit By hyper bill) Where is Evil YL and Cosmic?
Canada: Oh Yeah, That's odd, they might be in the next race!
totallyindian: Hmm I don't think so, cosmic before took peach's castle with the help of someone (looks at Sébastien) but I'm not sure  
Mercury: (Grabs a item called the shell bunch which has 1 of every shell kind and throws the 2 normal shells backwards and throws the blue shell) Take this (passes Starlly and Yoshi LOVER)
Starlly: OW!
Yoshi LOVER: With all of this star wars stuff I wouldn't be surprised if next race Osi Sobeck decided to race..
Mercury: Who?
Starlly: Some star wars character
Boner: Honestly No one cares

FINAL LAP! Here are the placements so far!

1st: Macey
2nd: Medicallity
3rd: Magicallity
4th: Squishy
5th: Explorer
6th: Mercury
7th: Boner
8th: Starlly
9th: Yoshi LOVER
10th: Totallyindian
11th: Yoshay LOVER
12th: Canada
13th: Dull
14th: Charlie
15th: Mr Yawshi
16th: Dasher
17th: Sankeh
18th: Sébastien

Macey: Ah the final lap this is intense!
Medicallity: Any thing could happen though...
Medicallity: Like what (Gets hit by a red shell)
Squishy: Heheheehehehehe
Mercury: Good job Squish!
Explorer: (Gets A abra) What's this do?
Abra: (Teleports away)
Explorer: Oh well!
Yoshi LOVER: Uhh Guys. Why do I hear Bullet Bill noises?
???: Yes a Bullet Bill
Macey: Who is that? WHAT HE JUST PASSED THE FINISH LINE BEFORE ME!
Boner: 💀💀💀

Lakitu: Alright everyone here are the placements

1st: Charlie = 30 Points
2nd: Macey = 25 Points
3rd: Medicallity = 20 Points
4th: Magicallity = 19 Points
5th: Squishy = 18 Points
6th: Mercury = 17 Points
7th: Boner = 16 Points
8th: Yoshi LOVER = 15 Points
9th: totallyindian = 14 Points
10th: Canada = 13 Points
11th: Yoshay LOVER = 10 Points
12th: Dull = 8 Points
13th: Starlly = 6 Points
14th: Explorer = 4 Points
15th: Sankeh = 2 Points
16th: Dasher = 0 Points
17th: Mr Yawshi = -2 Points (but he has none so nothing happens)
18th: Sébastien = -4 Points (but he has none so nothing happens)


Back at the house...
Medicallity: Wow that was fun!
Macey: Why is someone knocking on the door... oooh I know, new racers!


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