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Episode One: The End is Near.
Kingnintoad: Hello, and welcome to Battle for Mario Kart PC Show! We have lots of contestants going for the prize with our all-out challenges.
Max: Hey. I’m Max-Bros the Snorlax. I hope I can win this game, but I really just want no one to die again.
Boi: Like that would ever happen.
VC: I think you, BJ, and Nudge learned your lessons. And so did everyone else.
Boi: Hmm. Too shay.
Lely: Hi everyone! I’m Lely! I wanna win, and I hope we all have a good time! I also love cute things.
Nudge: Hi, I’m Nudge. I was the great creator of Elemental Animals, but the city of MKPC shut it down due to “the incident”. I want to win more than anything.
Red: Hey, I’m Red. Um, that’s it. I like Mario, I guess.
Tendo: I’m tendo and I like the Nintendo.
Osc-omb: Hey, I’m Omb. I’m a Bob-omb, which means if I die, at least I’ll go out with a BANG!!
BJ: Tiiiiimber. Hey. I’m BJ, the no-longer dead Buzzy Beetle. I wonder what effects temporarily dying has on the body.
Boi: Perhaps ligma? 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
Nudge: You are so weird. 🤮
Boi: Nah, It’s more my sexism. Wait a sec, why am I talking to you? You killed BJ!
Nudge: YOU WERE THE ONE WHO KILLED KRAZE AND SCAMER! YOU ARE THE PROBLEM HERE.
Boi: Huh. Guess it is my fault. But they’re gone now. Can’t bring ‘em back. Well, I suppose Toad could, you know if we still had their bodies. Good chance we won’t see them again.
Two: Hi guys!
Boi: Whoa! Who’s this? A sentient number?
Two: I’m Two, aka BFDI_Ahmad15. You know. The host of the TPOT?
Boi: Familiar, but draws no strings.
Lely: Have we met?
Two: Probably. I know we’ve met, but I don’t remember all of you.
Boi: Hey. I think I have met you before!
Two: Oh okay. Well, I have to go, so for now, twodeloo! *faded: heh, get it? Cause two? hehehe!*
Boi: Well, that was something. I’m gonna go back to my super-lit base and wait for something deadly to happen.
Kingnintoad: Well, now that that’s happened, we can finally start BFMKPCS! Time for the-
*INTENSE RUMBLING*
*MONITOR APPEARS*
TV: You have one minute before the phagocytizing eruption occurs.
Boi: How intense! I knew something like this would happen.
Nudge: WHY NOT HELP US?!
Boi: Nope.
BJ: What do we do?
Lely: I DON’T KNOW!?
Max: Let’s try moving away from the monitor. That way we have a lower chance of getting hit by the-
*VERY POWERFUL RUMBLING BEGINS BRIEFLY.*
*indistinguishable screaming and panic*

Kingnintoad: OWW! I’M TRAPPED DOWN HERE, AND I THINK MY ARM IS BLEEDING HEEEELP!!
Lely: Oh no! Are you okay- wait. I’M TRAPPED TOO! Help us please! 😭
VC: I’m trapped too.
Boi: Huh. This feels familiar, but I can’t recall….
Max: Swamp, vines, Kraze, ring any bells?
Boi: Yea, but I didn’t control who died. You did. Even if it was my fault.
Max: So, can’t I save all of you?
TV: No, as the ramp of rocks over there can only withstand about 1130lbs / 512.5594kg. You could probably bring one person up.
Max: WHY MUST I ALWAYS PICK TO SAVE OR KILL MY FRIENDS?!
Boi: Hmmm. We should be strategic about our choic-
Max: ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT YOU DDESERVE A SAY IN THIS?!
Boi: Jeez, someone’s got an aditude.

Max: I’m going in.

Max: I’m down now! Although I wish I could save you all, I pick to save….. Lely. He’s my friend, and I want to make sure he lives the most.
*as they climb, the rock ramp falls behind them, preventing further enterance.*
Lely: Thank you Max, for saving me.
Max: No problem, I just wish that I could save them all.
*EXPLOSION*
Boi: Nice. More content. *eats popcorn* This will be good.
Nudge: SHUT UP. But what was that?
Lely: Maybe it’s something cute!🥰
Boi: Not surprised your tiny brain would think that. But based on the volume of the bang, I would predict that it came from Chemical Plant Zone.
Lely: Hey! Rude! 😡
Boi: Considering you’ve met me, I’m not very surprised.
TV: Hey… um. Something interesting is happening. Remember the medals? Well, they’re gone, but there are now fragments of a crystal called “The Ultanium Crystal”. It should grant immense power to the user.
Tendo: I say we check it out.
Boi: Okay, so here’s what we do.

Boi: We go in groups of two to the area, and I’ll go alone. There will be two groups of two, me, and a group of three. It’s more efficient if we travel in smaller groups. Everyone, grab one of my weapons.

Here’s what you all must pick.
@Toadboiiiii (Me) (Picked)
@TheNudgyHampter (Nudge) (Picked)
@Max-Bros (Max)
@Chiminie (Lely)
@tendokiddo (Tendo) (Picked)
@Quorzel (Red) (Picked)
@Bjthebuzzybeetle (BJ)
@Osc-omb (Osc-omb)

Weapon Options:
AK-47
PISTOL A
PISTOL B
CHAINSAW
SHOTGUN
SWITCHBLADE
LARGE KNIFE
SWORD
KATANAS

Groups:
Boi
Tendo and Nudge