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1On 2024-06-07 at 18:49:06
Is it you again?
OH NO. Please stop this type of story. Stop making jokes about it. This is serious, not funny.
The Toad's name is "WyattBuilder", not simply "Wyatt", beacause that is my real name.
This is the proper order:
1. 2014
2. 2015
3. 2016
4. 2017
5. 2018
Differences from my message to yours:
Mine:
This Toad is in a factory.
He didn't see Bob.
Yours:
You didn't use pronouns (he, you etc.)
I DIDNT GET ARRESTED!
OH NO. Please stop this type of story. Stop making jokes about it. This is serious, not funny.
The Toad's name is "WyattBuilder", not simply "Wyatt", beacause that is my real name.
This is the proper order:
1. 2014
2. 2015
3. 2016
4. 2017
5. 2018
Differences from my message to yours:
Mine:
This Toad is in a factory.
He didn't see Bob.
Yours:
You didn't use pronouns (he, you etc.)
tackles Wyatt. Wyatt, however
I DIDNT GET ARRESTED!
ever heard of a joke
Mario Kart Galaxy
On 2024-06-07 at 18:47:51
if i had a nickel for every time someone made a project called mario kart galaxy, i'd have 4 nickels. which isn't a lot but it's weird it's happened 4 times
11[Fanfic] - MKPC Archipel (2024 Season)
On 2024-03-03 at 15:31:00
Chapter 2 : New New Day
Music for this part :
Suddenly, Alice walked over to Ben and punched his face.
Alice : This is what you get !!
Lely : Calm down... please calm down...
Alice : Back off !
Max : Don't talk to him like that !
Dayzi : Wtf is even going on right now??
Choco : I don't even know honestly
James : Violence is not the answer !
Alice : You're right. It is a question, and the answer is yes.
Eli : Beat him up and down !
Lely : I don't recognize you right now... the rage is taking over. Breathe in and out, calm down.
Alice : FUCK OFF !
Lely then backed off, with glassy eyes.
James : Please. Stop. Fighting !
Alice : Y'all are really just a bunch of hypocrites huh ? You don't give a fuck when he is bootlicking my girlfriend, but you all show up and tell me to calm down when I snap back.
Nudge : Yes because by doing so, you are literally lowering yourself to his level
James : True
Alice : I could never ever lower myself to the level of a little piece of shit like he is. I could never. That is an insult.
Everyone kept silent for a second, processing the hell that was happening.
Lely : I don't like you like this...
Alice : I don't care, you aren't my dad
Lely : Oh... okay. Good evening then I guess.
He left, speed walking, not even angry, just shattered.
Nudge : I was looking forward to a good dinner not a bitch fest
Alice : I am not a bitch... you are for not speaking up and defending this guy.
Nudge : Oh my god wake up ! Nobody is defending him he is an asshole, but you are better than that. Or at least we thought so, but maybe not after all.
Krazey : He provoked you, we know that. But by fighting him back, you are giving him what he was seeking for.
EVERYONE : We can prove it to you right now : he's an asshole. Are you happy ?
Eli : It's still his fault for provoking ! He was the one that created this hellfire !
Max : This whole thing is just useless so I'll go check on Lely ig
Once he's gone...
Eli : Okay. We will keep arguing though
Silence then this...
Nudge : In case you haven't noticed
Dayzi : Well everybody's tired
Choco : And healing from this story
James : Cause nobody sees this as right
Alice : Well, I am done. I don't want to eat. Have a good night you all I guess. Except you, you motherfucking hellish dumb fucking piece of unvalued shit that nobody likes.
In Lely and Max's dorm...
Max : It's okay... don't cry... it's not your fault...
Lely : I had enough. Everything is prone to drama, arguments, and problems. Ben is a dumbass but Alice ? I don't like when she is this brutal.
Max : Well, it's okay. In this room you can vent and take a breath from others. It's overwhelming sometimes. It's tough. But this will be your bubble, your space...
Lely : Thank you...
Lely then fell asleep. Max observed things a bit, and then fell asleep shortfly after.
In Eli's and Alice's dorm...
Alice : I regret speaking like that to Lely... it's not his fault if Ben is being a complete asshole
Eli : Hey... it happens, you know. Don't regret it, move on and apologize tomorrow.
Alice : Yeah I know but I can't help feeling bad, you know ?
Eli : Ahh... don't worry, it'll be alright
The next day...
Dayzi : Another day of waking up only to feel sleepy 5 minutes after
Choco : Hmm.. good morning
In a different hut...
Lely : Max... wake up
Max : noooo I was dreaming about f1.
Lely : f1 can wait, let's get the day started
In another hut...
Krazey : Get out of the bathroom Nudge. I need to piss. You've been in there for a hour.
Nudge : That is false. I spent twenty minutes trying to unlock it since it was broken. I entered it since like, 2 minutes.
Krazey : Well please at least do me the favor of hurrying up.
Nudge : Do me the favor of being the adult, the old hag you are, and that means holding it and shutting up.
Twenty minutes later, they rushed to the common hut to eat breakfast.
Alice : Hey everyone I wanted to say I'm sorry for yesterday... I was really pressed up is all.
Ben : It's okay I forgive you, I still like Pixel though
Krazey : This is the part where you should shut up
Choco : Agreed.
Dayzi : I know Chuck told us the competition would start in two days, but shouldn't we go ask for some information first ?
Knock knock
Chuck : The plans have been changed, the competition starts today. Come with me please.
VC : Well you got your answer.
Noob : That was quick I guess
Chuck : Oh and by the way a new person has arrived for the ocmpetition, his name is Angrybird. He has a dorm to himself, don't worry - he's quite nice.
VC : Oh. Well Noob you won't be the only one to arrive late !
Noob : Nice I guess...
They entered the car and met Angrybird.
Angrybird : Hello everyone !
VC : Hello ! Nice to meet you !
Just one thing before we begin : don't mind the others, they can get a tad crazy sometimes, but they're nice. Don't be afraid of them. 
Noob : Hello ! I definitively agree with that, and you aren't the only one to arrive late since I arrived late too
Angrybird : Thanks for the advice ! You guys seem really nice !
Ben : Especially me 😎
Krazey : You know how every village needs an idiot ? Well every group does too.
Angrybird : I see... I won't be mean to him though.
Chuck : Let's get going everyone !!
They arrived to the first arena of the competition, which seemed to be a basic stadium.
Chuck : This might seem like your typical Super Bowl Stadium, but it isn't.
Ben : Does it have changing rooms ? I want everyone to check me out 😎
Chuck : There obviously are changing rooms, because you all have to wear a sport outfit before getting in there cause it's called fanservice. However, they are stalls, so that creeps like you won't have the possibility to be weirdos
Choco : Oof, just got burnt.
Dayzi : What are the differences between this and a normal stadium ? It looks exactly like the same thing
Chuck : You'll see. Hehehe....
VC : Wow I don't like this
Noob : Me neither
They got changed and arrived in the stadium.
Dayzi : It still looks quite typical...
James : The architectural work of this stadium is absolutely incredible too. It's very simplistic but it's beautiful. It doesn't feel too grand but it doesn't feel too simplistic either. I'm pretty sure something is about to surprise us and make us stunned. I just know we aren't done with discovering this place yet. I'm looking forward to play this game and compete. This is so cool ! I've alays dreamt to be at the center of the stadium, and not just a spectator. This is such an exciting experience ! I feel so hyped up. I'm so freaking excited !
Noob : Bro is doing a 500 word essay
Ben : I'm going to throw my shirt at the crowd 😎
Chuck : You shouldn't...
Ben : I don't care whether I should or not
Chuck : Oh, well then have fun.
Angrybird : I wouldn't throw my shirt at the audience...
Ben : I'm not surprised. There's nothing under that shirt.
Angrybird : And there's nothing under your silicone abs costume neither. It's so obvious that the crowd is booing at you.
Lely : Wait ! Look ! There is something getting out from the other side of the stadium...
Dayzi : I don't like this...
VC : Oh so that's what they meant...
Noob : Apparently...
Choco : And here...
Angrybird : We...
Nudge : Go.
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
Episode 2
The end
Music for this part :
Suddenly, Alice walked over to Ben and punched his face.
Alice : This is what you get !!
Lely : Calm down... please calm down...
Alice : Back off !
Max : Don't talk to him like that !
Dayzi : Wtf is even going on right now??
Choco : I don't even know honestly
James : Violence is not the answer !
Alice : You're right. It is a question, and the answer is yes.
Eli : Beat him up and down !
Lely : I don't recognize you right now... the rage is taking over. Breathe in and out, calm down.
Alice : FUCK OFF !
Lely then backed off, with glassy eyes.
James : Please. Stop. Fighting !
Alice : Y'all are really just a bunch of hypocrites huh ? You don't give a fuck when he is bootlicking my girlfriend, but you all show up and tell me to calm down when I snap back.
Nudge : Yes because by doing so, you are literally lowering yourself to his level
James : True
Alice : I could never ever lower myself to the level of a little piece of shit like he is. I could never. That is an insult.
Everyone kept silent for a second, processing the hell that was happening.
Lely : I don't like you like this...
Alice : I don't care, you aren't my dad
Lely : Oh... okay. Good evening then I guess.
He left, speed walking, not even angry, just shattered.
Nudge : I was looking forward to a good dinner not a bitch fest
Alice : I am not a bitch... you are for not speaking up and defending this guy.
Nudge : Oh my god wake up ! Nobody is defending him he is an asshole, but you are better than that. Or at least we thought so, but maybe not after all.
Krazey : He provoked you, we know that. But by fighting him back, you are giving him what he was seeking for.
EVERYONE : We can prove it to you right now : he's an asshole. Are you happy ?
Eli : It's still his fault for provoking ! He was the one that created this hellfire !
Max : This whole thing is just useless so I'll go check on Lely ig
Once he's gone...
Eli : Okay. We will keep arguing though
Silence then this...
Nudge : In case you haven't noticed
Dayzi : Well everybody's tired
Choco : And healing from this story
James : Cause nobody sees this as right
Alice : Well, I am done. I don't want to eat. Have a good night you all I guess. Except you, you motherfucking hellish dumb fucking piece of unvalued shit that nobody likes.
In Lely and Max's dorm...
Max : It's okay... don't cry... it's not your fault...
Lely : I had enough. Everything is prone to drama, arguments, and problems. Ben is a dumbass but Alice ? I don't like when she is this brutal.
Max : Well, it's okay. In this room you can vent and take a breath from others. It's overwhelming sometimes. It's tough. But this will be your bubble, your space...
Lely : Thank you...
Lely then fell asleep. Max observed things a bit, and then fell asleep shortfly after.
In Eli's and Alice's dorm...
Alice : I regret speaking like that to Lely... it's not his fault if Ben is being a complete asshole
Eli : Hey... it happens, you know. Don't regret it, move on and apologize tomorrow.
Alice : Yeah I know but I can't help feeling bad, you know ?
Eli : Ahh... don't worry, it'll be alright
The next day...
Dayzi : Another day of waking up only to feel sleepy 5 minutes after
Choco : Hmm.. good morning
In a different hut...
Lely : Max... wake up
Max : noooo I was dreaming about f1.
Lely : f1 can wait, let's get the day started
In another hut...
Krazey : Get out of the bathroom Nudge. I need to piss. You've been in there for a hour.
Nudge : That is false. I spent twenty minutes trying to unlock it since it was broken. I entered it since like, 2 minutes.
Krazey : Well please at least do me the favor of hurrying up.
Nudge : Do me the favor of being the adult, the old hag you are, and that means holding it and shutting up.
Twenty minutes later, they rushed to the common hut to eat breakfast.
Alice : Hey everyone I wanted to say I'm sorry for yesterday... I was really pressed up is all.
Ben : It's okay I forgive you, I still like Pixel though
Krazey : This is the part where you should shut up
Choco : Agreed.
Dayzi : I know Chuck told us the competition would start in two days, but shouldn't we go ask for some information first ?
Knock knock
Chuck : The plans have been changed, the competition starts today. Come with me please.
VC : Well you got your answer.
Noob : That was quick I guess
Chuck : Oh and by the way a new person has arrived for the ocmpetition, his name is Angrybird. He has a dorm to himself, don't worry - he's quite nice.
VC : Oh. Well Noob you won't be the only one to arrive late !
Noob : Nice I guess...
They entered the car and met Angrybird.
Angrybird : Hello everyone !
VC : Hello ! Nice to meet you !
Just one thing before we begin : don't mind the others, they can get a tad crazy sometimes, but they're nice. Don't be afraid of them. Noob : Hello ! I definitively agree with that, and you aren't the only one to arrive late since I arrived late too
Angrybird : Thanks for the advice ! You guys seem really nice !
Ben : Especially me 😎
Krazey : You know how every village needs an idiot ? Well every group does too.
Angrybird : I see... I won't be mean to him though.
Chuck : Let's get going everyone !!
They arrived to the first arena of the competition, which seemed to be a basic stadium.
Chuck : This might seem like your typical Super Bowl Stadium, but it isn't.
Ben : Does it have changing rooms ? I want everyone to check me out 😎
Chuck : There obviously are changing rooms, because you all have to wear a sport outfit before getting in there cause it's called fanservice. However, they are stalls, so that creeps like you won't have the possibility to be weirdos
Choco : Oof, just got burnt.
Dayzi : What are the differences between this and a normal stadium ? It looks exactly like the same thing
Chuck : You'll see. Hehehe....
VC : Wow I don't like this
Noob : Me neither
They got changed and arrived in the stadium.
Dayzi : It still looks quite typical...
James : The architectural work of this stadium is absolutely incredible too. It's very simplistic but it's beautiful. It doesn't feel too grand but it doesn't feel too simplistic either. I'm pretty sure something is about to surprise us and make us stunned. I just know we aren't done with discovering this place yet. I'm looking forward to play this game and compete. This is so cool ! I've alays dreamt to be at the center of the stadium, and not just a spectator. This is such an exciting experience ! I feel so hyped up. I'm so freaking excited !
Noob : Bro is doing a 500 word essay
Ben : I'm going to throw my shirt at the crowd 😎
Chuck : You shouldn't...
Ben : I don't care whether I should or not
Chuck : Oh, well then have fun.
Angrybird : I wouldn't throw my shirt at the audience...
Ben : I'm not surprised. There's nothing under that shirt.
Angrybird : And there's nothing under your silicone abs costume neither. It's so obvious that the crowd is booing at you.
Lely : Wait ! Look ! There is something getting out from the other side of the stadium...
Dayzi : I don't like this...
VC : Oh so that's what they meant...
Noob : Apparently...
Choco : And here...
Angrybird : We...
Nudge : Go.
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
Episode 2
The end
cool episode! glad i finally got more than 3 lines!
12On 2024-02-29 at 08:15:07
Chapter 1 : One Spark
As they arrived, someone came up.
??? : Welcome to MKPC Archipel ! My name is Chuck. We are used to see this type of accident occurring, planes often crash due to the air change.
Max : Yeah, it definitively happens often
Choco : The air indeed feels very different, a fresh breeze and a soft sun yet a globally mild weather. Not what you would expect from a tropical archipel.
Chuck : I understand, I was born here and I have seen a lot of tourists surprised by such a soft weather. It never changes though, whether it's January or August. Anyways, for now we will guide you to the huts and answer your questions.
Two more Piantas arrive, visibly looking pretty much like Chuck.
??? : Hi, I'm named Ster. Don't ask me why but every tourist has cracked up about it, it isn't that funn- oh you too ?
??? : Oh shut up. I'm Cameron.
Ster : Why tf are you agressive ?
Cameron : Why tf do you exist ?
Ster decided to remain quiet. Chuck and the MKPCians were put in an awkward situation, but Chuck finally managed to say something.
Chuck : Let's try not to lose any more time. starts walking and the others along with him The island you arrived on is called the Airstrip, which is where planes land and boat arrive. From that point, you can see the most of the archipelago. The island that's the farthest away from here is the Crown Island, an island that has a volcano erupting quite often. It is not recommended to visit it, but it is not illegal. The core is the Central Island, where you can find a city, a mall, a market, etc. It is like a plaza. On the left is the Wild Island, which has a very... wlld nature. On the right is the Balnear Island, a balnear station with many tourists who came to watch MKPC Archipel... the competition that starts in 2 days, and that is why you seem to be here. The huts are on the Central Island. I will guide you to them.
They all entered a bus that led them quite quickly to their huts.
Chuck : For now you will discover the huts by yourself, this is where our ways part, see you tomorrow.
Chuck left.
Eli : Wow. There is some hard beef between Ster and Cameron.
Lely : Cameron kinda sounds like a bitch to me. It's the kind of person you befriend when they're nice, only for them to slowly become toxic over time. And then you wonder why the fuck you have them as staff
Krazey : I cannot take them seriously, like did Chuck hire Ster purposefully ?
Max : Nobody knows
Dayzi : Let's just enter the huts
They entered.
Choco : Woww... it looks really luxury in there... yet so discret and modest
Max : Yeah it's beautiful
James : The architectural work of this hut is incredible. It looks like a luxury villa, yet it still keeps a modesty in its charm. I mean, it still looks like a hut ! And yet the wood color is beautiful. The shape of it too ! You can feel the softness of the branch yet the firmness of a proper rooftop. Everything feels like you are diving back into the bare nature. It is so beautiful
Krazey : Is it just a trend that people who write in greeen will make essays as statements ??
Dayzi : I'm going to go to sleep
Ben : Why though, we are in the middle of the afternoon
Dayzi : I don't really mind
Max : Nah we have to pair because the dorm huts are made for 2 people to sleep together
Krazey : ... I see...
Max : Your mind is way too perverted to function
Krazey : You are too innocent to function
Dayzi : Let's just get this over with so U can sleep
Eli : Well Alice ?
Alice : Sure I guess
James : Ben ? Are you... okay with pairing ?
Ben : I guess..
Krazey : Wow. Thought he'd cause far more fuss.
Ben : Nah, I can be gentle if I want to
Choco : Dayzi, would you perhaps want to pair ? I'm an introvert and I'm quite silent, so you won't have to deal with a lot of noise and excitation
Dayzi : Yeah you sound cool
VC : I guess I will remain alone for now... sadly.
Nudge : Fair enough. Krazey come here you pervert, I don't wanna pair with a French person
Krazey : Aye captain !
Silence...
Max : Do you want to go with VC or...
Lely : Nah it's fine, tbh it's cool to recreate memories from 2022
And once they went in their dorms...
VC : It feels really alone. The sun ain't even shining in my direction. This afternoon is going to be long--
Chuck : I am sorry to distutb you but someone just arrived here, his name is Noob and no other dorm is free... can he come with you ?
VC : Of course !!
Noob came in.
Noob : Hello...
VC : Hey ! How are you ? I'm pretty sure I have encountered you before.
Noob : I'm... pretty good... how about you ?
VC : I'm good. You seem uneasy though, is everything alright ?
Noob : Well... it's quite hard to arrive later... like, if I had gone with you all it would have been fine but right now I feel excluded, I feel like a guest...
VC : I get that... Anyways, where were you born ? For example Lely and Max are French, Nudgy is British...
Noob : I am... from Canada.
VC : Oh, me too !
Noob : Oh, well... that's cool.
Later, at dinnertime
Ben : She is perfect, I love her, I would serenade her, I would hug her and cuddle her under the blankets while we are watching Netflix and I would throw a popcorn in her mouth just to kiss her
Dayzi : Oh my god just be quiet for a second please, you are insuferable
Ben : Yeah but she is the perfect girl,the way she is not too sweet and clingy but not too distant and agressive makes her a beautiful person. I would offer her roses so that she can notice how much of a charmer I am. I got everything. Muscles, back, clothes, abs... the full package you know 😎
Lely : Excuse me but there is nothing
Alice : The package is as full as a chips bag from Walmart though...
Eli : DO YOU WANT ME TO BEAT YOU UP ?
Ben : Nope. My intelligence, my class and my flirt skills place my figure above yours in the scale that society has provided to us when we were born. I look prettier than you and my actions are smarter. See what I meant by full package ?
Alice : Bro thinks he is an Alpha male leading some sort of group... you are a forum kid you have as much rizz as the vegan teacher
Nudge : Stolen
Max : ok wtf happened here
Lely : Ben having an identity crisis and thinking he is on the smash list
Noob : He is buff. Pass.
Nudge : He isn't buff, it's a silicone costume. We all saw him without before arriving here, and he didn't have that kind of physique
Dayzi : I'm hungry
Ben : Anyways, let's get back to me being a seductor. Her lips are beautiful and only appeal my name. Her hair holds secrets, the secrets of the love I feel for her. Everything about her is perfect, she is the representation of heaven and I have nothing to say in front of her beauty yet I have so many words to describe her and I only wish to whisper them to her ear softly someday. She is so beautiful, she is so much yet she fits in only one... pixel.
Alice glared at Ben. Her eyes were filled with absolute rage.
Alice : Do not play with me. Do not play with the fire that I am and with the fire that runs in my veins.
Ben : Aww... May the princess fight me to keep the beautiful pixel away from me ? Or at least, try ?
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
The end
As they arrived, someone came up.
??? : Welcome to MKPC Archipel ! My name is Chuck. We are used to see this type of accident occurring, planes often crash due to the air change.
Max : Yeah, it definitively happens often
Choco : The air indeed feels very different, a fresh breeze and a soft sun yet a globally mild weather. Not what you would expect from a tropical archipel.
Chuck : I understand, I was born here and I have seen a lot of tourists surprised by such a soft weather. It never changes though, whether it's January or August. Anyways, for now we will guide you to the huts and answer your questions.
Two more Piantas arrive, visibly looking pretty much like Chuck.
??? : Hi, I'm named Ster. Don't ask me why but every tourist has cracked up about it, it isn't that funn- oh you too ?
??? : Oh shut up. I'm Cameron.
Ster : Why tf are you agressive ?
Cameron : Why tf do you exist ?
Ster decided to remain quiet. Chuck and the MKPCians were put in an awkward situation, but Chuck finally managed to say something.
Chuck : Let's try not to lose any more time. starts walking and the others along with him The island you arrived on is called the Airstrip, which is where planes land and boat arrive. From that point, you can see the most of the archipelago. The island that's the farthest away from here is the Crown Island, an island that has a volcano erupting quite often. It is not recommended to visit it, but it is not illegal. The core is the Central Island, where you can find a city, a mall, a market, etc. It is like a plaza. On the left is the Wild Island, which has a very... wlld nature. On the right is the Balnear Island, a balnear station with many tourists who came to watch MKPC Archipel... the competition that starts in 2 days, and that is why you seem to be here. The huts are on the Central Island. I will guide you to them.
They all entered a bus that led them quite quickly to their huts.
Chuck : For now you will discover the huts by yourself, this is where our ways part, see you tomorrow.
Chuck left.
Eli : Wow. There is some hard beef between Ster and Cameron.
Lely : Cameron kinda sounds like a bitch to me. It's the kind of person you befriend when they're nice, only for them to slowly become toxic over time. And then you wonder why the fuck you have them as staff
Krazey : I cannot take them seriously, like did Chuck hire Ster purposefully ?
Max : Nobody knows
Dayzi : Let's just enter the huts
They entered.
Choco : Woww... it looks really luxury in there... yet so discret and modest
Max : Yeah it's beautiful
James : The architectural work of this hut is incredible. It looks like a luxury villa, yet it still keeps a modesty in its charm. I mean, it still looks like a hut ! And yet the wood color is beautiful. The shape of it too ! You can feel the softness of the branch yet the firmness of a proper rooftop. Everything feels like you are diving back into the bare nature. It is so beautiful
Krazey : Is it just a trend that people who write in greeen will make essays as statements ??
Dayzi : I'm going to go to sleep
Ben : Why though, we are in the middle of the afternoon
Dayzi : I don't really mind
Max : Nah we have to pair because the dorm huts are made for 2 people to sleep together
Krazey : ... I see...
Max : Your mind is way too perverted to function
Krazey : You are too innocent to function
Dayzi : Let's just get this over with so U can sleep
Eli : Well Alice ?
Alice : Sure I guess
James : Ben ? Are you... okay with pairing ?
Ben : I guess..
Krazey : Wow. Thought he'd cause far more fuss.
Ben : Nah, I can be gentle if I want to
Choco : Dayzi, would you perhaps want to pair ? I'm an introvert and I'm quite silent, so you won't have to deal with a lot of noise and excitation
Dayzi : Yeah you sound cool
VC : I guess I will remain alone for now... sadly.
Nudge : Fair enough. Krazey come here you pervert, I don't wanna pair with a French person
Krazey : Aye captain !
Silence...
Max : Do you want to go with VC or...
Lely : Nah it's fine, tbh it's cool to recreate memories from 2022
And once they went in their dorms...
VC : It feels really alone. The sun ain't even shining in my direction. This afternoon is going to be long--
Chuck : I am sorry to distutb you but someone just arrived here, his name is Noob and no other dorm is free... can he come with you ?
VC : Of course !!
Noob came in.
Noob : Hello...
VC : Hey ! How are you ? I'm pretty sure I have encountered you before.
Noob : I'm... pretty good... how about you ?
VC : I'm good. You seem uneasy though, is everything alright ?
Noob : Well... it's quite hard to arrive later... like, if I had gone with you all it would have been fine but right now I feel excluded, I feel like a guest...
VC : I get that... Anyways, where were you born ? For example Lely and Max are French, Nudgy is British...
Noob : I am... from Canada.
VC : Oh, me too !
Noob : Oh, well... that's cool.
Later, at dinnertime
Ben : She is perfect, I love her, I would serenade her, I would hug her and cuddle her under the blankets while we are watching Netflix and I would throw a popcorn in her mouth just to kiss her
Dayzi : Oh my god just be quiet for a second please, you are insuferable
Ben : Yeah but she is the perfect girl,the way she is not too sweet and clingy but not too distant and agressive makes her a beautiful person. I would offer her roses so that she can notice how much of a charmer I am. I got everything. Muscles, back, clothes, abs... the full package you know 😎
Lely : Excuse me but there is nothing
Alice : The package is as full as a chips bag from Walmart though...
Eli : DO YOU WANT ME TO BEAT YOU UP ?
Ben : Nope. My intelligence, my class and my flirt skills place my figure above yours in the scale that society has provided to us when we were born. I look prettier than you and my actions are smarter. See what I meant by full package ?
Alice : Bro thinks he is an Alpha male leading some sort of group... you are a forum kid you have as much rizz as the vegan teacher
Nudge : Stolen
Max : ok wtf happened here
Lely : Ben having an identity crisis and thinking he is on the smash list
Noob : He is buff. Pass.
Nudge : He isn't buff, it's a silicone costume. We all saw him without before arriving here, and he didn't have that kind of physique
Dayzi : I'm hungry
Ben : Anyways, let's get back to me being a seductor. Her lips are beautiful and only appeal my name. Her hair holds secrets, the secrets of the love I feel for her. Everything about her is perfect, she is the representation of heaven and I have nothing to say in front of her beauty yet I have so many words to describe her and I only wish to whisper them to her ear softly someday. She is so beautiful, she is so much yet she fits in only one... pixel.
Alice glared at Ben. Her eyes were filled with absolute rage.
Alice : Do not play with me. Do not play with the fire that I am and with the fire that runs in my veins.
Ben : Aww... May the princess fight me to keep the beautiful pixel away from me ? Or at least, try ?
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
The end
idk why but when i read my first line in this episode, i for some reason thought "why do i sound like a weather reporter lol"
anyways good episode
1On 2024-02-27 at 17:21:49
Launching Chapter
Sometimes, you look at pictures of yourself, or at other traces of the past. You feel nostalgic, you just wish you could turn back the clock. Sometimes it's impossible.
But sometimes it is possible.
Nudge : This situation we are in is so boring. We live peacefully on the border of Mario Circuit waiting for cars to have the same race over and over again. I want some action to happen.
Max : Wow chill, I'm good. The world is overwhelming enough, I'm glad to enjoy the blue sky and the yellow sun.
Lely : How about we do something that is still fairly peaceful yet still fairly exciting ? I agree with Nudge, watching flowers bloom can be nice but it gets boring after quite a while.
James : Well, I heard about a mathematic contest and I totally wanna participate in it because it seems entertaining--
Nudge : If it's trigonometry ? Don't count me in. And I am not in a math mood anyways, maybe I will be once I actually killed someone.
VC : Ah no, you are NOT going to trick me this time. We are not making a normal day turn into a killing game. Nope. No chance.
Nudge : You're a boring girl
Alice : Hey, a bit of craziness is okay, but sometimes you have to breathe, y'know ? Totally get her on that.
Krazey : Girl you stole my phrasing. I have nothing left to be an original character now. Can we please get a F chain going in the chat ?
Ben : Can you guys shut up ? I am busy lifting my weights. 😎
Alice : Wow impressive, you are trying to glow up from forum kid to gigachad, but that's... working mildly
Ben : The fuck ? I have more muscle than you you fucking wimp.
Alice : Shut up or I call Pixel.
Eli : Also who on Earth are you calling a wimp ??
Ben : Oh yes my wife 🥰
Nudge : She isn't your wife because if she was, she would have cheated on you with Max, which hardly anybody wants to do
Max : why are we here just to suffer
Krazey : Can we try to get back on track and not get into any romantic fight bullshit ? Because if we are engaging in that, better buckle up cause that'd be one hell of a ride.
VC : I do have an idea... which will inspire Nudgy, Dayzi, Lely and Max for sure lmfao
Dayzi : Hmm ?
VC : Okay. Well, who here remembers MKPC Archipel ?
The OGs (Max, Dayzi, Nudgy, Lely) looked interested and surprised. The others were just staring in blank confusion.
Lely : Well I only have one thing to say, pack your bags, we'll explain on the flight on the way there.
Eli : Wait ! We need to know right now.
Lely : 🎶 Why don't you know it's funny cause the answer is unknown 🎶
Dayzi : Lol he half changed, far less emojis but still singing and making weird song references every 2 seconds
Lely : Sorry. I'm trying not to.
Nudge : Okay I am going to explain because if we listen to Lely we are not done before the sun sets. We are taking a plane to an archipel. Once we get there, we will be in huts, most likely paired, and daily we will compete. There will be a ranking, and if you come out on top you gain money, but the most important is not the money, but the people you can easily kill there.
Eli : Come near Alyssa and I swear to God I will make bunny meat out of you.
Nudge : Hmmm. Interesting opponent I see. Well well. Hehehehehe.
Eli : I am pretty sure. Do you want to experience a greater than nature experience of dying in hardcore mode ? Do anything to her, and you'll get free tickets to hell.
VC : I was looking forward to a fun vacation, but we literally cannot stop fighting ! Please give me a break !
Lely : I think both Alice and Eli are nice, however the moment you look in their family's direction they are NOT the same. But for now, let's get packing.
At the airport...
Eli : What are we being dragged into
Alice : Well a fun holiday, but I am pretty sure things won't go as expected.
Ben : I am not pairing with anyone 😎
Nudge : Have fun being alone because nobody is gonna beg for your presence
James : Oh, I think I'll try pairing with him. He doesn't seem too mean, just way too arrogant if I'm honest.
VC : Well for now the plane has yet to arrive
30 minutes later...
Lely : The steward who had a very familiar face told me it was a 2 hour flight. That reduces the probability of an accident arriving.
James : Look at what I discovered about this place ! It is apparently populated by 420 Piantas and has quite a warm water in some lagoons, but quite a cold water in others. The landscape for sure looks absolutely breathtakingly beautiful
Dayzi : Be quiet I'm trying to sleep
Max : Me too
Nudge : You both sound like old people and the other one sounds like either a bot or a NPC. I think the real question is with who I am dragged into this rather than what I am dragged into
VC : At least Toadboi isn't here to try and kill someone on the flight just because he felt like it
Nudge : Well that's my role now
Eli : Just because you felt like it ? Really ? That's pathetic.
15 minutes before the plane lands...
Pilot : Alert to everyone on this plane : We are undergoing severe storms and tornados as of right now. The crew of the plane will try its best to solve the situation as fast as possible without hurting anybody.
Choco : It's already dangerous ??
Max : yeah. Usually it gets a bit quirky 15 minutes before landing.
Choco : Hope we can be fi--
Pilot : Little update as of right now, the plane has a damaged wing who is slowly breaking apart. For the safety of our trustful users who decided to travel with us, we-- *wing cracking*
As they arrive on the shoreline...
Nudge : I hope I never have to swim again. Due to me almost drowning, I had to be helped by Max, who smelled like wet fox fur.
Max : And you smelled like wet hamster fur. Which is not really any better.
Ben : You stink ? Well just take a shower 😂
Krazey : Bro took "YOU THOUGHT YOU ATE" to a whole new extent
Choco : Will there be any locals to welcome us ?
Lely : Well usually they're Piantas, who are fairly easy to recognize.
??? : Hey there ! Welcome ! My name is...
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
The end
Sometimes, you look at pictures of yourself, or at other traces of the past. You feel nostalgic, you just wish you could turn back the clock. Sometimes it's impossible.
But sometimes it is possible.
Nudge : This situation we are in is so boring. We live peacefully on the border of Mario Circuit waiting for cars to have the same race over and over again. I want some action to happen.
Max : Wow chill, I'm good. The world is overwhelming enough, I'm glad to enjoy the blue sky and the yellow sun.
Lely : How about we do something that is still fairly peaceful yet still fairly exciting ? I agree with Nudge, watching flowers bloom can be nice but it gets boring after quite a while.
James : Well, I heard about a mathematic contest and I totally wanna participate in it because it seems entertaining--
Nudge : If it's trigonometry ? Don't count me in. And I am not in a math mood anyways, maybe I will be once I actually killed someone.
VC : Ah no, you are NOT going to trick me this time. We are not making a normal day turn into a killing game. Nope. No chance.
Nudge : You're a boring girl
Alice : Hey, a bit of craziness is okay, but sometimes you have to breathe, y'know ? Totally get her on that.
Krazey : Girl you stole my phrasing. I have nothing left to be an original character now. Can we please get a F chain going in the chat ?
Ben : Can you guys shut up ? I am busy lifting my weights. 😎
Alice : Wow impressive, you are trying to glow up from forum kid to gigachad, but that's... working mildly
Ben : The fuck ? I have more muscle than you you fucking wimp.
Alice : Shut up or I call Pixel.
Eli : Also who on Earth are you calling a wimp ??
Ben : Oh yes my wife 🥰
Nudge : She isn't your wife because if she was, she would have cheated on you with Max, which hardly anybody wants to do
Max : why are we here just to suffer
Krazey : Can we try to get back on track and not get into any romantic fight bullshit ? Because if we are engaging in that, better buckle up cause that'd be one hell of a ride.
VC : I do have an idea... which will inspire Nudgy, Dayzi, Lely and Max for sure lmfao
Dayzi : Hmm ?
VC : Okay. Well, who here remembers MKPC Archipel ?
The OGs (Max, Dayzi, Nudgy, Lely) looked interested and surprised. The others were just staring in blank confusion.
Lely : Well I only have one thing to say, pack your bags, we'll explain on the flight on the way there.
Eli : Wait ! We need to know right now.
Lely : 🎶 Why don't you know it's funny cause the answer is unknown 🎶
Dayzi : Lol he half changed, far less emojis but still singing and making weird song references every 2 seconds
Lely : Sorry. I'm trying not to.
Nudge : Okay I am going to explain because if we listen to Lely we are not done before the sun sets. We are taking a plane to an archipel. Once we get there, we will be in huts, most likely paired, and daily we will compete. There will be a ranking, and if you come out on top you gain money, but the most important is not the money, but the people you can easily kill there.
Eli : Come near Alyssa and I swear to God I will make bunny meat out of you.
Nudge : Hmmm. Interesting opponent I see. Well well. Hehehehehe.
Eli : I am pretty sure. Do you want to experience a greater than nature experience of dying in hardcore mode ? Do anything to her, and you'll get free tickets to hell.
VC : I was looking forward to a fun vacation, but we literally cannot stop fighting ! Please give me a break !
Lely : I think both Alice and Eli are nice, however the moment you look in their family's direction they are NOT the same. But for now, let's get packing.
At the airport...
Eli : What are we being dragged into
Alice : Well a fun holiday, but I am pretty sure things won't go as expected.
Ben : I am not pairing with anyone 😎
Nudge : Have fun being alone because nobody is gonna beg for your presence
James : Oh, I think I'll try pairing with him. He doesn't seem too mean, just way too arrogant if I'm honest.
VC : Well for now the plane has yet to arrive
30 minutes later...
Lely : The steward who had a very familiar face told me it was a 2 hour flight. That reduces the probability of an accident arriving.
James : Look at what I discovered about this place ! It is apparently populated by 420 Piantas and has quite a warm water in some lagoons, but quite a cold water in others. The landscape for sure looks absolutely breathtakingly beautiful
Dayzi : Be quiet I'm trying to sleep
Max : Me too
Nudge : You both sound like old people and the other one sounds like either a bot or a NPC. I think the real question is with who I am dragged into this rather than what I am dragged into
VC : At least Toadboi isn't here to try and kill someone on the flight just because he felt like it
Nudge : Well that's my role now
Eli : Just because you felt like it ? Really ? That's pathetic.
15 minutes before the plane lands...
Pilot : Alert to everyone on this plane : We are undergoing severe storms and tornados as of right now. The crew of the plane will try its best to solve the situation as fast as possible without hurting anybody.
Choco : It's already dangerous ??
Max : yeah. Usually it gets a bit quirky 15 minutes before landing.
Choco : Hope we can be fi--
Pilot : Little update as of right now, the plane has a damaged wing who is slowly breaking apart. For the safety of our trustful users who decided to travel with us, we-- *wing cracking*
As they arrive on the shoreline...
Nudge : I hope I never have to swim again. Due to me almost drowning, I had to be helped by Max, who smelled like wet fox fur.
Max : And you smelled like wet hamster fur. Which is not really any better.
Ben : You stink ? Well just take a shower 😂
Krazey : Bro took "YOU THOUGHT YOU ATE" to a whole new extent
Choco : Will there be any locals to welcome us ?
Lely : Well usually they're Piantas, who are fairly easy to recognize.
??? : Hey there ! Welcome ! My name is...
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
The end
forgot to say this but this is one of, if not, the best Episode 1 in a fanfic i've ever seen!
1On 2024-02-26 at 16:57:06
Name: Twilight
Colour: #85f7ff
Personality: Polite and an introvert
Pronouns: they/them
Colour: #85f7ff
Personality: Polite and an introvert
Pronouns: they/them
I have edited your color so that it is easier to read
fair enough. looking back at it, i made that unsightreadable. i understand
On 2024-02-26 at 08:14:48
Name: Twilight
Colour: #85f7ff
Personality: Polite and an introvert
Pronouns: they/them
Colour: #85f7ff
Personality: Polite and an introvert
Pronouns: they/them
silly little drawin game
On 2024-06-12 at 22:27:11
this one might be a little bit obscure which also means it will probably be a bit difficult to find out what im referencing here
(click on the image for a better view)
(click on the image for a better view)
reminds me of that roblox crossover concert where people where making scam versions of it
you are close but incorrect, try again
On 2024-06-12 at 18:27:11
this one might be a little bit obscure which also means it will probably be a bit difficult to find out what im referencing here
(click on the image for a better view)
(click on the image for a better view)
NSMBW FAN CLUB!
On 2024-06-12 at 20:35:16
Meanwhile me, an NSMBDS enjoyer :
I'm a NSMB2 and NSMBUDX enjoyer
may i kindly ask you TO GET OUT OF THIS TOPIC RIGHT NOW
I came to share my thoughts and you rudely bizarrely out of nowhere yell at me to get out of this topic? Fuck off
LIST OF STUFF:
1. CENSOR ANYTHING REALLY INAPPROPRIATE THERE MIGHT BE KIDS THAT ARE IDK, 5 YEARS OLD
2. THIS TOPIC IS ABOUT NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII AND NOT ANY OF THE OTHER NSMB GAMES SO #### YOU
you dont make the rules lil bro
weegeepie exposed
On 2024-06-09 at 16:54:55
this forum is shut down because i might get a lot of hate for this
then how come i can still send messages on it
FIX THIS INSANITY!!!
On 2024-06-09 at 08:43:19
maybe get better at the game so you won't be complaining as much
FANFIC: The MKPC ADVENTURE
On 2024-06-02 at 10:31:22
Name: Twilight
Colour:Light Blue
Ability: Classic Roblox Rocket Launcher and Darkheart Sword
Stats: Jump - 6 Speed - 8 Attack - 12
Pronouns: they/them
Species: furry cube thing
Colour:Light Blue
Ability: Classic Roblox Rocket Launcher and Darkheart Sword
Stats: Jump - 6 Speed - 8 Attack - 12
Pronouns: they/them
Species: furry cube thing
Who has the best stats, and Why?
On 2024-06-06 at 23:23:08
daisy has the best stats
★ CTGP-PC Deluxe Battle Mode Submissions ★
On 2024-01-08 at 20:13:59
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/battle.php?i=7704&collab=YMFsTT6QRBpL4yO0nRyAaxEO
This one was made a few months after i joined the site (so around the beginning of 2023)
This one was made a few months after i joined the site (so around the beginning of 2023)
You just sent a collab link publicly that lets you fully edit the track get ready 💀
i turned off Allow others to edit track
On 2024-01-08 at 18:18:44
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/battle.php?i=7704&collab=YMFsTT6QRBpL4yO0nRyAaxEO
This one was made a few months after i joined the site (so around the beginning of 2023)
This one was made a few months after i joined the site (so around the beginning of 2023)
1MKPC Tower Defense
On 2024-06-06 at 17:17:21
War Mech
Place down cost: 1250
Starting attack power: 5
Starting range: 10
Starting firerate: 1.5
DPS: 0
Number of upgrades: 5
Hidden Detection: No
Upgrade 1: Stronger Bullets
Attack Power: 8
Range: 10
Firerate: 1.25
DPS: 1
Hidden Detection: No
Upgrade cost: 750
Upgrade 2: Hidden Hunter
Attack Power: 10
Range: 13
Firerate: 1.25
DPS: 1
Hidden Detection: Yes
Upgrade cost: 1575
Upgrade 3: Dual Guns
Attack Power: 15
Range: 16
Firerate: 1
DPS: 2
Hidden Detection: Yes
Upgrade cost: 2250
Upgrade 4: Advanced Tech
Attack Power: 18
Range: 20
Firerate: 0.5
DPS: 4
Hidden Detection: Yes
Upgrade cost: 3750
Upgrade 5: Futuristic Miniguns
Attack Power: 22
Range: 24
Firerate: 0.25
DPS: 6
Hidden Detection: Yes
Upgrade cost: 7500
On 2024-06-02 at 21:19:01
so idk if any of you know this but i really like tower defense games (especially the ones on Roblox) so i randomly thought to myself "hey what if one day someone randomly decided to make an MKPC tower defense game" so yea
(quick side note: this topic isn't created to cause drama or anything, it's just a fun lil thing i thought of)
anyways, here's the template for towers and enemies
EDIT: if you're making a tower based off of your OC then you can change the tower template so it fits better
and you might also be wondering, "well, what does this enemy or tower do?". if you were wondering that then here are the stats for enemies and towers
Enemy Stats
Name
HP
Speed (Very Slow, Slow, Average, Fast and Very Fast)
Hidden (yes or no)
Abilities (minimum is 1 and maximum is 3)
Immunity (freeze, burn, bullet etc)
Spawns on wave (wave number)
Tower Stats
Name
Place down cost (minimum is 50 cash and maximum is 5000 cash)
Attack Power (at start)
Range (at start)
Firerate (at start)
Damage per second (optional)
Tower limit (basically how many of them you can place down(infinite is an option btw))
Number of upgrades (minimum is 3 and maximum is 6)
and of course, you have to explain what each level upgrades (which includes attack power, range, firerate, DPS and if it gets hidden detection or not)
additionally, if you want your tower to be a tower that can spawn things (like vehicles, mini towers etc) then here are 2 bases you can use
Spawning Tower Stats
What it spawns
Place down cost (minimum is 150 cash and maximum is 2500 cash)
Cooldown until next spawn (minimum is 15 sec, maximum is 1 minute)
Range of the spawned thing (at start)
Attack power of spawned thing (at start)
and just like the normal towers, you have to explain what each upgrade does
one last thing, if you want to make a map then you have to draw it yourself (which has to include indicators as to where the enemies spawn at, the base and what places cliff towers can be placed at)
EDIT: here are all the map difficulties if you want to make one
Very Easy (0.5x rewards)
Easy (1x rewards)
Normal (1.5x rewards)
Difficult (2x rewards)
Tough (3x rewards)
Arduous (4x rewards)
EDIT: here's a quick lil map example
the blue at the start indicates where the enemies come from and the red indicates the base
anyways, enjoy i guess (also i couldn't think of a better name for this topic because idk)
(quick side note: this topic isn't created to cause drama or anything, it's just a fun lil thing i thought of)
anyways, here's the template for towers and enemies
EDIT: if you're making a tower based off of your OC then you can change the tower template so it fits better
and you might also be wondering, "well, what does this enemy or tower do?". if you were wondering that then here are the stats for enemies and towers
Enemy Stats
Name
HP
Speed (Very Slow, Slow, Average, Fast and Very Fast)
Hidden (yes or no)
Abilities (minimum is 1 and maximum is 3)
Immunity (freeze, burn, bullet etc)
Spawns on wave (wave number)
Tower Stats
Name
Place down cost (minimum is 50 cash and maximum is 5000 cash)
Attack Power (at start)
Range (at start)
Firerate (at start)
Damage per second (optional)
Tower limit (basically how many of them you can place down(infinite is an option btw))
Number of upgrades (minimum is 3 and maximum is 6)
and of course, you have to explain what each level upgrades (which includes attack power, range, firerate, DPS and if it gets hidden detection or not)
additionally, if you want your tower to be a tower that can spawn things (like vehicles, mini towers etc) then here are 2 bases you can use
Spawning Tower Stats
What it spawns
Place down cost (minimum is 150 cash and maximum is 2500 cash)
Cooldown until next spawn (minimum is 15 sec, maximum is 1 minute)
Range of the spawned thing (at start)
Attack power of spawned thing (at start)
and just like the normal towers, you have to explain what each upgrade does
one last thing, if you want to make a map then you have to draw it yourself (which has to include indicators as to where the enemies spawn at, the base and what places cliff towers can be placed at)
EDIT: here are all the map difficulties if you want to make one
Very Easy (0.5x rewards)
Easy (1x rewards)
Normal (1.5x rewards)
Difficult (2x rewards)
Tough (3x rewards)
Arduous (4x rewards)
EDIT: here's a quick lil map example
the blue at the start indicates where the enemies come from and the red indicates the base
anyways, enjoy i guess (also i couldn't think of a better name for this topic because idk)
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