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8214 pts ★ ExpertOn 2024-06-14 at 05:59:49
i have found the entire paragraph that Eggman says when slandering Shadow the Hedgehog
"I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. PFFF That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!"
"I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. PFFF That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!"
4On 2024-06-01 at 20:02:24
"are you ok?"
yawns "im fine, why"
"because when you're tired, you imagine your dog can talk"
"by the way, you know what would be a good smoothie flavor? D O G B U T T"
yawns "im fine, why"
"because when you're tired, you imagine your dog can talk"
"by the way, you know what would be a good smoothie flavor? D O G B U T T"
What About B U T T D O G
uh no. the dog really said "Dog Butt"
1On 2024-06-01 at 19:42:32
"are you ok?"
yawns "im fine, why"
"because when you're tired, you imagine your dog can talk"
"by the way, you know what would be a good smoothie flavor? D O G B U T T"
yawns "im fine, why"
"because when you're tired, you imagine your dog can talk"
"by the way, you know what would be a good smoothie flavor? D O G B U T T"
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11On 2024-06-01 at 04:57:15
"sex is overrated, pooping is much better" this is from a brazilian series I watched on Netflix
I'm concerned about what you watch
On 2024-05-31 at 23:35:20
"WHO NEEDS LORE WHEN YOU HAVE VORE!??!?!?"
is it bad that i know where this comes from
its not. don't be shamed that you watch failboat vids
On 2024-05-07 at 21:45:51
"WHO NEEDS LORE WHEN YOU HAVE VORE!??!?!?"
7Share Your Custom Decors!
On 2024-12-22 at 23:37:29
A couple of Shy Guy decors for a course I'm making
Bomb Guy (Behavior = DS Mario Circuit Piranha Plant)
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/editDecor.php?id=42732&collab=9-jXiv6W-KJrp847ZxAx-lMo
Woozy Guy (Behavior = Monty Mole/Rocky Wrench)
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/editDecor.php?id=42737&collab=k9waVgOULIBFHF9K94AGwS1O
Tower Guy (Behavior = Pokey)
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/editDecor.php?id=42738&collab=6nyO-AqCPQeXZqA_FZs-hR79
If you're going to use these, please make sure to credit me
Bomb Guy (Behavior = DS Mario Circuit Piranha Plant)
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/editDecor.php?id=42732&collab=9-jXiv6W-KJrp847ZxAx-lMo
Woozy Guy (Behavior = Monty Mole/Rocky Wrench)
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/editDecor.php?id=42737&collab=k9waVgOULIBFHF9K94AGwS1O
Tower Guy (Behavior = Pokey)
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/editDecor.php?id=42738&collab=6nyO-AqCPQeXZqA_FZs-hR79
If you're going to use these, please make sure to credit me
1On 2024-11-26 at 16:05:03
does anyone here have any Snifit decors?
see, im making Snif City into a track, and i need a bunch of Snifit decors. i dont need the Snifits to be colored specifically, any colors are fine
one i preferably want is a Red Snifit surfing on a cyan water jet
see, im making Snif City into a track, and i need a bunch of Snifit decors. i dont need the Snifits to be colored specifically, any colors are fine
one i preferably want is a Red Snifit surfing on a cyan water jet
No water jet, but anyway.
Images:
1.
2.
Icon:
Behaviour: DS Piranha Plant
Properties:
1. Default
2. Only collision damage
Share links:
1. https://mkpc.malahieude.net/editDecor.php?id=42072&collab=Lrj0wVzmILH0NZclHj-xguYN
2. https://mkpc.malahieude.net/editDecor.php?id=42074&collab=qFoL6GZnnHJj7CPECrBSNjrT
The block that Snifit stands on is based on similar blocks from Super Mario Bros. 2.
not what i was expecting, but still, thanks!
1On 2024-11-25 at 15:55:14
does anyone here have any Snifit decors?
see, im making Snif City into a track, and i need a bunch of Snifit decors. i dont need the Snifits to be colored specifically, any colors are fine
one i preferably want is a Red Snifit surfing on a cyan water jet
see, im making Snif City into a track, and i need a bunch of Snifit decors. i dont need the Snifits to be colored specifically, any colors are fine
one i preferably want is a Red Snifit surfing on a cyan water jet
On 2024-10-02 at 03:14:18
Anybody have car decors?
ive seen this before
maybe ask hoppingicon on PMs or discord DMs?
1On 2024-08-25 at 21:45:10
All the fake sponsors i made:
Behaviour: Shroom Ridge Tree
If you want me to do a fake sponsor of you, ask me 
Can you please make a fake advertisement for me?
I want it to be like a video game advertisement for a game called, "Mario, the 100th Adventure" or something like that.
since no one responded, i decided to make it myself
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1On 2024-08-12 at 02:24:04
All the fake sponsors i made:
Behaviour: Shroom Ridge Tree
If you want me to do a fake sponsor of you, ask me
hey, if you're still here, do you have a template for these ads?
On 2024-07-25 at 17:58:13
does anyone have any wooden toy train decors?
i need the front, middle, and back of the train (and behavior is shroom ridge bus)
(and when i get the decors, @MakenMoozac, @Kernell, could any of you two teach me how to use the decors appropriately?)
i need the front, middle, and back of the train (and behavior is shroom ridge bus)
(and when i get the decors, @MakenMoozac, @Kernell, could any of you two teach me how to use the decors appropriately?)
On 2024-07-21 at 03:34:34
Can anyone please make this 
into a bullet bill decor?
into a bullet bill decor?Skeleton Goonie
Bottom Text
On 2024-06-17 at 03:15:47
Frontier Cavern Decors
Bulbmin
Behavior: Goomba
Course: Frontier Cavern & (Upcoming) Submerged Castle
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/editDecor.php?id=35796&collab=g1miQQTOGObTRroGlkD3A0a2
Spotty Bulbear
Behavior: Goomba
Course: Frontier Cavern
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/editDecor.php?id=35795&collab=V5bknu0_THUm2oHiF1VTqC1k
Brute Knuckles
Behavior: Pipe
Course: Frontier Cavern
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/editDecor.php?id=35794&collab=0YcI1Z8y_SmdiEsG7wlFh5ih
Bulbmin
Behavior: Goomba
Course: Frontier Cavern & (Upcoming) Submerged Castle
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/editDecor.php?id=35796&collab=g1miQQTOGObTRroGlkD3A0a2
Spotty Bulbear
Behavior: Goomba
Course: Frontier Cavern
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/editDecor.php?id=35795&collab=V5bknu0_THUm2oHiF1VTqC1k
Brute Knuckles
Behavior: Pipe
Course: Frontier Cavern
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/editDecor.php?id=35794&collab=0YcI1Z8y_SmdiEsG7wlFh5ih
sorry for triple posting this. at the time, I didn't know that triple posting was against the rules
i need dining tables, stove, smoothie machine and other arbys kicten things for my track called "stealing arbys". can someone make them for me?
I made the smoothie machine: 
Also made one where the smoothie is finished:
cool! I need a Waterwraith decor (behavior: shroom ridge-bus) for my upcoming Submerged Castle battle course. do you mind making it? I'll credit you in the description!
I can probably work on it next day, or in the weekend. I still have school to do.
I'm waiting
it has been MONTHS! pls respond
and finally, this whole comment is an example on how you can respond to more than one message
On 2024-05-24 at 18:55:05
So, I now need some Shy Guy, Paratroopa, Koopa, etc audience decors for an Airship Fortress Battle Arena I am making
I need them ASAP since I plan on finishing it this week
I need them ASAP since I plan on finishing it this week
On 2024-05-23 at 03:10:09
I made A 9 Circuit Tree for my Figure-9 Circuit Track
ok, but where is it?
On 2024-05-17 at 23:31:38
It's been a while since I published a new course, but I've decided to come back from the dead so here is Bowser's Goomba Factory!
Play the Course here:
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=139302
Starting off, I got a very simple pendulum design with Bowser's Emblem:
Up next is my personal fave, a Cog Powkey, complete with Spinning Gears!
This is just a standard "Goomba Machine" Decor. wtf is a Goomba Machine? I have no clue.
A basic enough Danger Sign meant as a warning for the incinerator section:
And finally a new addition to the Thwomp Family, the Thwamp:
If you this this bugger is scary-looking, look at their Beta-Design!
As always ask permission before you use any of these decors and give credit wherever used yadda yadda yadda
Play the Course here:
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=139302
Starting off, I got a very simple pendulum design with Bowser's Emblem:
Up next is my personal fave, a Cog Powkey, complete with Spinning Gears!
This is just a standard "Goomba Machine" Decor. wtf is a Goomba Machine? I have no clue.
A basic enough Danger Sign meant as a warning for the incinerator section:
And finally a new addition to the Thwomp Family, the Thwamp:
If you this this bugger is scary-looking, look at their Beta-Design!
As always ask permission before you use any of these decors and give credit wherever used yadda yadda yadda
first: can I please use your Cog-Key, Danger Sign, and Thwamp?
second: could you make different versions of the Goomba Machine for different enemies, and maybe just a plain version with no enemy prints?
third: if you agree to make the different machines, can I use them?
On 2024-05-15 at 05:56:07
I need these decors for a Salmon Run-Themed battle arena
Lesser Salmonids (Chum, Smallfry, Cohock, Snatcher)
Slammin' Lid
Steel Eel
Scrapper
Flyfish
Stinger
Big Shot
Giant Forks coming out of the water, and the fork's end have cut food skewered on it (Pineapple, Kiwi, Starfruit, etc)
And I also need a Background for that stage
Lesser Salmonids (Chum, Smallfry, Cohock, Snatcher)
Slammin' Lid
Steel Eel
Scrapper
Flyfish
Stinger
Big Shot
Giant Forks coming out of the water, and the fork's end have cut food skewered on it (Pineapple, Kiwi, Starfruit, etc)
And I also need a Background for that stage
since it's taking a little for Blobby to make me all the decors, I decided to make some myself
Slammin' Lid
Behaviour: DS Thwomp
Flipper Flopper
Behaviour: DS Thwomp
Smallfry
Behaviour: Fire Snake
On 2024-05-06 at 23:06:37
I need these decors for a Salmon Run-Themed battle arena
Lesser Salmonids (Chum, Smallfry, Cohock, Snatcher)
Slammin' Lid
Steel Eel
Scrapper
Flyfish
Stinger
Big Shot
Giant Forks coming out of the water, and the fork's end have cut food skewered on it (Pineapple, Kiwi, Starfruit, etc)
And I also need a Background for that stage
Lesser Salmonids (Chum, Smallfry, Cohock, Snatcher)
Slammin' Lid
Steel Eel
Scrapper
Flyfish
Stinger
Big Shot
Giant Forks coming out of the water, and the fork's end have cut food skewered on it (Pineapple, Kiwi, Starfruit, etc)
And I also need a Background for that stage