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(Game) I give a life to Bowser... / (Jeu) Je donne une vie a Bowser...
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you get aids.
to bowser and global warming slows down some. i want humanity to live longer
to bowser and global warming slows down some. i want humanity to live longerGranted. But global warming is replaced by an ice age that continues 10000 years.
to Bowser and I can get EVERY video game EVER completely for free.Wish granted, but people start to think you are stealing video games because you keep getting free video games, so you eventually get banned from buying video games temporarily over and over again until you get permanently banned from buying video games.
to Bowser, and I get my own private Earth where I can make LITERALLY ANYTHING you can think of happen. It is a version of Earth, but I rule it. I can create civilizations, landscapes, continents, and basically everything you can think of. My private Earth is also very far away from everything and it's in its own galaxy, and it is immune to all possibilities that my own private Earth could be destroyed, even if the biggest asteroid in the history of the universe is on a collision course with my own private Earth.Yesterday at 17:42:10
to Bowser, and the students at my school are finally all nice to each otherWish granted, but now there Aliens and planning take over the world.
to Bowser, and the next Tekken game Akuma come back.Granted. But it's not a traditional fighting game. Instead, it's a fighting game with cars.
to Bowser and every school on Earth gets summer break until September 2027.Wish granted but then it's ruined by the longest and hottest heatwave you ever seen in your whole life, like a geniunely unbearable one
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to Bowser and I finally end up in an actual healty relationship with someoneWish granted, you have exactly a HEALTY relationship, not a HEALTHY relationship.
to Bowser and I can skip Halloween 
Wish granted, but on November 1st, you must eat all candy that your neighbors accumulated until you get sick.
to Bowser, and I start making the most popular and best video games in the world, and they sell over 80 million copies and I make so much money.On 2026-10-23 at 03:16:21
to Bowser and PSG wins a 3rd Champions League in a rowOkay,But They Will Never Win Again In Any Match Or Championship...
I Give A Life To Bowser And In Return,I Want To Be Able To Get Undertale And Deltarune Both For Free WITHOUT PIRACY!
they both crash five seconds in. every time. without fail.
to bowser and i actually get the ability to decide what to focus onwish granted but you always choose "nothing"
to Larry Koopa and he, along with all the other koopalings, are in Mario Movie 3 and it's actually a good movieGranted,But You Will Die The Day Before It Releases...
I Give A Life To Bowser And Games Will No Longer Crash,Be Laggy Or Have Disconnection Errors...
Wish granted, but you are the only person who can lag in real life, but you won't lag while playing video games.
to Bowser, and the students at my school are finally all nice to each other.On 2026-10-18 at 22:15:09
Wish Granted but Bowser's been getting so many lives he didn't need it.
to Bowser and I get everything I ever wanted exactly HOW I wanted them
to Bowser and I get everything I ever wanted exactly HOW I wanted themWish granted, but you keep getting everything you ever want exactly how you want them for the rest of your life, and you get VERY bored later on.
to Bowser, and a lot of Raising Cane's __cpLocations open in the Northeast, specifically around Rhode Island.Wish Granted, but that's the only restaurant in the area for the rest of your life.
to Bowser to not have my stomach hurt when I wake up really early.Granted. Now your stomach hurts any other time.
to Bowser and I become the best at math among my classwish granted, but it comes zt the cost of hard work and determination
to Bowser and i want inklings to be realWish granted, but they wreck havoc upon the world
to Bowser and my phone starts dysfunctioning. I've never dropped it nor put it in water and have only had it for five monthsWish granted, but your phone explodes slime immediately when dysfunctioning and your whole body is covered in slime.
to Bowser, and Disney stops being greedy and trying to acquire every studios brand in existence.On 2026-10-17 at 04:18:40
Wish Granted but Bowser's been getting so many lives he didn't need it.
to Bowser and I get everything I ever wanted exactly HOW I wanted them
to Bowser and I get everything I ever wanted exactly HOW I wanted themWish granted, but you keep getting everything you ever want exactly how you want them for the rest of your life, and you get VERY bored later on.
to Bowser, and a lot of Raising Cane's locations open in the Northeast, specifically around Rhode Island.On 2026-10-17 at 02:37:42
(Yoooo it's me already let's goooooo)
Wish granted but the criticisms you receive are never constructive (your tracks are peak anyway, you'll probably just get like two or three troll comments per track ijbol)
to Bowser and I manage to finish every map for my AU's history
Wish granted but the criticisms you receive are never constructive (your tracks are peak anyway, you'll probably just get like two or three troll comments per track ijbol)
to Bowser and I manage to finish every map for my AU's historyWish granted, but you feel deeply dissatisfied with them, forcing you to restart all over again
to Bowser and I become a genuinely good songwriterWish granted, but the only people that will see your song are haters, and they will bully the song and every other song you make until you retire.
to Bowser and in return, I get my own statue!Wish granted! The proportions are worse than stereotypical female character bases
to Bowser and my characters finally get biosWish granted, but your characters' bios get rewritten by the most annoying kid at my school after you make them, and your characters apparently all like 67, Wawario, Wawaluigi, Verity, Italian Brainrot, Skibidi Toilet, apparently call Twitter "X", and get mad when ANY person swears in the world because their senses of hearing are so good they can hear a pin drop from halfway across the world, all of that made by the annoying kid.
to Bowser, and I can teleport anywhere I want in the world instantly.
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1On 2026-10-16 at 01:59:45
Wish granted, but then another person will raid MKPC!
to Bowser and in exchange I beat every kaizo Mario game!
to Bowser and in exchange I beat every kaizo Mario game!Wish granted, but you are unable to play the original versions once you're done, leaving you with only the hard Kaizo games to replay over and over again
to Bowser and global warming stops. I do not wish to spend the next summer hiding in the shade because it's 40+ degrees outsideWish Granted, but global freezing starts, dooming the world to a forever winter on every continent and dropping the temperature to -40 degrees and less.
to Bowser to get everything I asked for my birthday in 2 weeks.they're all crappily made and WILL break from even the slightest of touches
to bowser and i get the ability to teleportWish granted, but you will only teleport the exact opposite of where you want to teleport, based on what is on the other side of the globe for your location. For example, if you wanted to teleport to Brazil, you'll instead teleport to Japan because Japan is on the other side of the globe for Brazil.
to Bowser and in exchange, I'll be able to shape-shift into other animals!Wish granted, but you cannot shape shift back to human!
to Bowser and I get reasonable deadlines for homework + a mate that actually helps instead of letting me do all the work myself while not even learning his part for the presentationWish granted, but the student who works with you has the flu and you get it from them.
to Bowser, and I get a book and anything I write in it happens irl.On 2026-10-10 at 19:58:03
@superstar321
Wish granted, but said animator is only familiar with drawing nonhuman characters, and thus all the humans in your fanfic get depicted as bald stickpeople that look like they were drawn by kindergarteners.
to Bowser and people start being more original with their responses to this topic.
Wish granted, but said animator is only familiar with drawing nonhuman characters, and thus all the humans in your fanfic get depicted as bald stickpeople that look like they were drawn by kindergarteners.
to Bowser and people start being more original with their responses to this topic.Wish Granted, but the topic has to be locked as too many people are wishing for innapropriate things.
to Bowser for me to actually finish a decent script.Wish granted, but a kid in the grade below you in your school named William Williams figures out how to hack your script. Then, your script starts saying numerous brainrot terms that he typed like gyatt, rizz, skibidi, Ohio, sigma, aura, glazing, chopped, Italian Brainrot, 67, 41, etc.
to Bowser, and I get to see actually good images in Google Search and not AI-generated ones that hurt my heart to see sometimes.Wish granted, but the wrong images show
I give a life to Bowser, and intern I want Mario Kart Double Dash to come to GameCube online
Wish granted, but it'll be the laggiest unfunnest thing you'll ever play, and you'll also be giga restricted.
to Bowser, and in turn, I can time travel!Wish granted, but you cannot undo time traveling, which means time traveling 100 years back means you will be stuck in 1926, and time traveling 100 years later means you will be stuck in 2126.
to Bowser, and AI will never end the world.On 2026-09-27 at 04:29:47
@superstar321
Wish granted, but said animator is only familiar with drawing nonhuman characters, and thus all the humans in your fanfic get depicted as bald stickpeople that look like they were drawn by kindergarteners.
to Bowser and people start being more original with their responses to this topic.
Wish granted, but said animator is only familiar with drawing nonhuman characters, and thus all the humans in your fanfic get depicted as bald stickpeople that look like they were drawn by kindergarteners.
to Bowser and people start being more original with their responses to this topic.Wish Granted, but the topic has to be locked as too many people are wishing for innapropriate things.
to Bowser for me to actually finish a decent script.Wish granted, but a kid in the grade below you in your school named William Williams figures out how to hack your script. Then, your script starts saying numerous brainrot terms that he typed like gyatt, rizz, skibidi, Ohio, sigma, aura, glazing, chopped, Italian Brainrot, 67, 41, etc.
to Bowser, and I get to see actually good images in Google Search and not AI-generated ones that hurt my heart to see sometimes.On 2026-09-25 at 03:06:34
vœu exhaussé mais il en fera pas
Je donne une vie à Bowser et la 3DS et la WiiU récupèrent le online
Je donne une vie à Bowser et la 3DS et la WiiU récupèrent le online
only for 1 day
i give a life
to bowser and i now get the ability to focus on something. (if only there was something that could help me with that in real life...)Wish granted but you can only focus on useless things in life
I give a
to bowser that my brothers let me play againwish granted but they only let you play 5 seconds per week.
to Bowser so that we get more mk8 tracks in the MKWorld dlcWish granted but only the worst maps get added
Ha! All Mario Kart 8 Deluxe tracks are good
Most maps honestly I don't like but let's not get off-topic guys
to Bowser so we get back on topic 
Wish Granted but topic changes
to Bowser to make it to FridayWish granted, but you can only stay in your room doing absolutely nothing, no books, no phone, no pc, no anything. Just you sitting on the bed until Monday.
Give a life to bowser and in exchange bowser cannot lower any of my wishes.
wish granted but you can no longer make a wish on this topic
to Bowser in exchange for free early access to all Nintendo gamesWish granted, but they will all be buggy and unfinished!
to Bowser, and in exchange, I will get popular!Wish granted... but then I'll become the most popular due to my awesome track!
to bonger, but then i'll whack 'em in the head with a... uh... La-piss Hammer from Super Kirby Clash!Wish granted, but your hammer explodes with yellow water that causes a flood.
to Bowser, and I can DM on MKPC from my Fire Stick.On 2026-08-01 at 00:43:13
to bowser, in return Khel wins A Grammy for her album "Real Girl Rockstar"Wish granted but they confuse her for Vira and Lover Of A Ghost gets the award instead
to Bowser and my cousin's sister finally stops pulling stupid pranks on meWish granted but now your cousin's sister finds an alternative through pulling very intelligent and deeply complex pranks on you
to Bowser in exchange for exactly 1 comically large pinto beanWish granted, but your comically large pinto bean was pre-chewed by me
to Bowser, and pay-to-win gameplay in video games stops forever.On 2026-07-27 at 16:42:45
Wish granted but you cant use them nor say them
Wish granted, but... Oh? There was no wish?
to Bowser and TurboToadette makes a wish. Wish granted ig… i dont really know how bowser would minimize this so here ya go:
I give a life to Bowser, and intern i want more DK and Pauline costumes in MKWorld
Wish granted but the new costumes make their skin purple and there bodies really fat and ugly.
to Bowser so that I can get a dollar every single secondWish granted, but you also lose 10 dollars every 10 seconds. Spend it quick!!!
to Bowser and I finally figure out what Gamba is.EDIT: also I am on the 90th page; I feel like that's somewhat impressive
Wish granted, Gamba no longer exists to anyone but you
I give a life to Bowser and everyone has the same music taste as me
wish granted but music no longer exists.
i give a life and i recover from the lobotomy i got from invu's penalty
Wish granted but as a result your prefrontal cortex gradually deteriorates
to Bowser and Fangamer finally releases Aqua Deltarune and Pink Deltarune plushiesWish granted but there 400,000 dollars
bowser that bear alpha gets more poeple to playWish granted, but BEAR (Alpha) is now owned by EA and so is the rest of Roblox and every game on it, so the fans are going to scream about paywall.
to Bowser, and MKPC now has Cloudflare to prevent shitty adbots that promote phishing gambling sites and better account verification to prevent hackers.On 2026-07-21 at 17:53:54
Wish granted but the Switch 2 version has a DRM installed that renders the game unplayable after 24 hours of buying it
to Bowser and Twitter finally goes bust
to Bowser and Twitter finally goes bustWish granted but all the bs from there just transports to another platform
to Bowser and these awful ads I keep seeing in MKPC are goneWish granted, but the same awful ads you keep seeing in MKPC will now be on every other site you use except for MKPC.
to Bowser to make MKPC significantly more popular, with more active players than normal every day.On 2026-07-21 at 06:08:17
To Bowser and in exchange I want the Poofie World to be realWish granted, but it suffers from an economy crisis.
to Bowser and I get the ability to fly (super cliché and simple but I actually would rlly like that)Wish granted but your sense of direction is permanently fucked and you end up flying into buildings a lot as a result of it
to Bowser and I finally become fem-presentingWish Granted but you don’t know how to represent female
to bowser and jr (each) to make PKHex easier and Bowser gets one wish Wish granted but PKHex dies and no-one uses it anymore.
to Bowser to make tiktok be bannedWish granted, but brainrot memes like Skibidi Toilet, Italian Brainrot, and 67 get revived.
to Bowser to make the world exactly the way it was, assuming AI never existed.Assays' Answers! (Quizshow)
Yesterday at 20:11:28
Alright, first question:
How many Pokémon generations are there currently, as of writing this message?
You got 24 hours to answer.
How many Pokémon generations are there currently, as of writing this message?
You got 24 hours to answer.
There are 9 generations of Pokemon,
Try to guess the Mario Kart track using only emojis
On 2026-10-12 at 23:13:09
Ok
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Banshee Boardwalk
On 2026-10-12 at 14:57:19
⬆️↖️↙️⬇️↘️↗️↘️➡️↗️⬆️ in SNES that impossible(see arrows to guess)
Mario Circuit 1
1On 2026-10-10 at 20:04:22
I tried to make it hard, and the only hint I am giving you is that this track has been mentioned at least 3 times in this whole topic.
🎶🅰️🧽🏃➡️
🎶🅰️🧽🏃➡️
On 2026-10-09 at 02:23:59
🍫⛰
🐢🏖2⃣
🇸🇬⛩🏨
🟨🟪⚓🚢⛈
🌋🌋🌋
🌇⚾🏖
🪐🌈🪐🌑
🏂☃❄
🥷🌸
🐢🏖2⃣
🇸🇬⛩🏨
🟨🟪⚓🚢⛈
🌋🌋🌋
🌇⚾🏖
🪐🌈🪐🌑
🏂☃❄
🥷🌸
The one on top is Choco Mountain
On 2026-08-15 at 17:47:44
🫣👨🍂