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5606 pts ★ NoviceOn 2025-08-01 at 03:33:18
A little hypothetical situation:
Non-pro Mario Kart, First Quarter:
I'll be releasing these mini-episodes outside the main storyline in the future. Stay tuned to topic One-Seven-Seven-Three-Nine. I repeat: One-Seven-Seven-Three-Nine.
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Non-pro Mario Kart, First Quarter:
Lakitu: Welcome to Mario Kart! But this time, all the regular pros are out!
Jay: Yup, we're spectating!
Red vs Blue vs Kevin vs Refridge vs Marcelo vs Nashatra vs GamerGuy vs GamerGirl
Lakitu: DS Desert Hills! 3 2 1 GO!
(Red, Blue, Kevin, and Refridge get a rocket start.)
Jay: DS Desert Hills; bagger; reason: many shortcuts and offroad; 1-14th place if reverse drifting.
Opulent: No cooperating you two.
Kevin: Let's do this!
(Everyone bags.)
Marcelo: Yes triple shrooms!
(He uses the triple shrooms and takes the first shortcut.)
Kevin: Here goes... *uses a star*
(Kevin uses a star and semi-rds his way to Marcelo, who got stuck off-road.)
Jay: Make sure that you have enough mushrooms to make the cut.
(Everyone else ends their bagging as Kevin reaches the second lap.)
Refridge: Hmm... *freezes the lake water*
Lakitu: Refridge takes an ultra cut! Meanwhile Kevin is in second place, and everyone else far behind.
Blue: Shell!
Spectators:
Lakitu: Refridge tries to slow down, but fails because of the ice! Blue's Shell () slams through the ice and sends Refridge flying out of bounds!
Refridge: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Lakitu: Refridge drops to last! Whoa! A shock and bullet sends Marcelo to second! Meanwhile only Kevin and Refridge were shocked because everyone else absorbed it. What's this? GamerGuy is using a Golden Mushroom and zooming super fast-
(Jay and Opulent leap down from the stands and wrestle the shard from GamerGuy.)
GamerGuy: N O ! W H A T A R E Y O U D O I N G ? ! ? ! ?
Kevin: That violates Sport Safety rules. You are eliminated.
Lakitu: GamerGuy was eliminated and replaced with...
GEORGIE
Nashatra: Try me, little piggie. I eat your kind for breakfast.
Georgie: I can pie hike in 5 seconds and you look like a failed mii creation also not to mention I turned a living life sized potato into mashed potato once, and it was a literal cyborg.
Nashatra: Oh, you wanna go low? I don’t wanna hear it from the pig who’s family is fuckin’ dead (…Ok, that was a pretty messed up thing to say, to be honest.).
Georgie: I have a potion, it killed my family, SO IMA INFECT YOU WITH IT *throws it at Nash*
(All the potion does is drench Nashatra’s clothes with the watery substance.)
Nashatra: …Dude, really? I swear, kids these days…
(Nommanic and T stare at each other.)
...Deja Vu...
Lakitu: Meanwhile, Refridge is trying the ultra-cut again! A dark shell! But Refridge dodges it with a mushroom! Refridge jumps to second place!
1. Kevin
2. Refridge
3. Red
4. GamerGirl
5. Blue
6. Marcelo
Georgie: You've been a waste of my time, Nash. *punches her into the lake*
(Jay and Opulent jump down again.)
Georgie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FINISH
1. Kevin + 10
2. Refridge +8
3. Red + 6
4. GamerGirl + 4
5. Blue + 3
6. Marcelo + 2
DID NOT FINISH
Georgie - 5
Nashatra - 5
Lakitu: This ends our first hypothetical situation, an episode outside the main storyline!
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Jay: That's my phone number!
Nommanic: Didn't you say it wasn't your phone number when I called your phone last summer?
Jay: Yup, we're spectating!
Red vs Blue vs Kevin vs Refridge vs Marcelo vs Nashatra vs GamerGuy vs GamerGirl
Lakitu: DS Desert Hills! 3 2 1 GO!
(Red, Blue, Kevin, and Refridge get a rocket start.)
Jay: DS Desert Hills; bagger; reason: many shortcuts and offroad; 1-14th place if reverse drifting.
Opulent: No cooperating you two.
Kevin: Let's do this!
(Everyone bags.)
Marcelo: Yes triple shrooms!
(He uses the triple shrooms and takes the first shortcut.)
Kevin: Here goes... *uses a star*
(Kevin uses a star and semi-rds his way to Marcelo, who got stuck off-road.)
Jay: Make sure that you have enough mushrooms to make the cut.
(Everyone else ends their bagging as Kevin reaches the second lap.)
Refridge: Hmm... *freezes the lake water*
Lakitu: Refridge takes an ultra cut! Meanwhile Kevin is in second place, and everyone else far behind.
Blue: Shell!
Spectators:
Lakitu: Refridge tries to slow down, but fails because of the ice! Blue's Shell (
) slams through the ice and sends Refridge flying out of bounds!Refridge: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Lakitu: Refridge drops to last! Whoa! A shock and bullet sends Marcelo to second! Meanwhile only Kevin and Refridge were shocked because everyone else absorbed it. What's this? GamerGuy is using a Golden Mushroom and zooming super fast-
(Jay and Opulent leap down from the stands and wrestle the shard from GamerGuy.)
GamerGuy: N O ! W H A T A R E Y O U D O I N G ? ! ? ! ?
Kevin: That violates Sport Safety rules. You are eliminated.
Lakitu: GamerGuy was eliminated and replaced with...
GEORGIE
Nashatra: Try me, little piggie. I eat your kind for breakfast.
Georgie: I can pie hike in 5 seconds and you look like a failed mii creation also not to mention I turned a living life sized potato into mashed potato once, and it was a literal cyborg.
Nashatra: Oh, you wanna go low? I don’t wanna hear it from the pig who’s family is fuckin’ dead (…Ok, that was a pretty messed up thing to say, to be honest.).
Georgie: I have a potion, it killed my family, SO IMA INFECT YOU WITH IT *throws it at Nash*
(All the potion does is drench Nashatra’s clothes with the watery substance.)
Nashatra: …Dude, really? I swear, kids these days…
(Nommanic and T stare at each other.)
...Deja Vu...
Lakitu: Meanwhile, Refridge is trying the ultra-cut again! A dark shell! But Refridge dodges it with a mushroom! Refridge jumps to second place!
1. Kevin
2. Refridge
3. Red
4. GamerGirl
5. Blue
6. Marcelo
Georgie: You've been a waste of my time, Nash. *punches her into the lake*
(Jay and Opulent jump down again.)
Georgie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FINISH
1. Kevin + 10
2. Refridge +8
3. Red + 6
4. GamerGirl + 4
5. Blue + 3
6. Marcelo + 2
DID NOT FINISH
Georgie - 5
Nashatra - 5
Lakitu: This ends our first hypothetical situation, an episode outside the main storyline!
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Jay: That's my phone number!
Nommanic: Didn't you say it wasn't your phone number when I called your phone last summer?
I'll be releasing these mini-episodes outside the main storyline in the future. Stay tuned to topic One-Seven-Seven-Three-Nine. I repeat: One-Seven-Seven-Three-Nine.
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I was picturing gamerguy not caring he got dqd and mind control lakitu to win lel
On 2025-07-29 at 02:22:28
S2E2
...
Man: The swimming challenge is open! The swimming challenge is open!
Red: Guys! It's time to go to the swimming challenge.
Man: Get to the other side as fast as possible!
THREE
TWO
ONE
GO
GamerGuy: H E H . T H I S S H O U L D B E E A S Y Y O U R E T A R D S .
Nashatra: *aside* he's sounding a lot like tendo yk.
Refridge: Aha! *freezes the water in his lane* Like this. *falls* OW!
Opulent: Hmm... *gets pushed by a wave of water* AAAAA *pant* *pant*
Man: GamerGuy wins first place! Opulent wins second place! Refridge wins third place!
Kevin: Breaststroke? Seriously, Opulent?
Man: Kevin gets fourth place!
T: *aside* what's jay doing?
Jay: *using a star and golden mushroom* Wheeeee!!
Man: Jay gets fifth place, Blue sixth place, Red seventh, Marcelo eight, T ninth, Phanto tenth, Nashatra eleventh, ...and GamerGirl twelfth.
Kevin: how... how'd they beat me... on my best athletic activity?
Opulent: I'm getting a strange sense of deja vu here.
GamerGuy: Me too. *to Kevin* SUCKS TO BE YOU
...
...
Man: The swimming challenge is open! The swimming challenge is open!
Red: Guys! It's time to go to the swimming challenge.
Man: Get to the other side as fast as possible!
THREE
TWO
ONE
GO
GamerGuy: H E H . T H I S S H O U L D B E E A S Y Y O U R E T A R D S .
Nashatra: *aside* he's sounding a lot like tendo yk.
Refridge: Aha! *freezes the water in his lane* Like this. *falls* OW!
Opulent: Hmm... *gets pushed by a wave of water* AAAAA *pant* *pant*
Man: GamerGuy wins first place! Opulent wins second place! Refridge wins third place!
Kevin: Breaststroke? Seriously, Opulent?
Man: Kevin gets fourth place!
T: *aside* what's jay doing?
Jay: *using a star and golden mushroom* Wheeeee!!
Man: Jay gets fifth place, Blue sixth place, Red seventh, Marcelo eight, T ninth, Phanto tenth, Nashatra eleventh, ...and GamerGirl twelfth.
Kevin: how... how'd they beat me... on my best athletic activity?
Opulent: I'm getting a strange sense of deja vu here.
GamerGuy: Me too. *to Kevin* SUCKS TO BE YOU
...
Event Results
50 FR LCM
A final:
50 FR LCM
A final:
1st: GamerGuy
2nd: Opulent
3rd: Kevin
4th: Blue
5th: Red
6th: Mercelo
7th: T
8th: Phanto
B final:
9th: GamerGirl
--: Refrige (DNF)
--: Jay (DQ)
--: Nashatra (NS)
Read at 7:44
You have thirty minutes to scratch
You have thirty minutes to scratch
WAIT.
GamerGuy is definitely violating Safe Sport Guidelines...
Event Results
50 FR LCM
A final:
50 FR LCM
A final:
1st: Opulent
2nd: Kevin
3rd: Blue
4th: Red
5th: Marcelo
6th: T
7th: Phanto
8th: GamerGirl
--------------------------------------
--: Refrige (DNF)
--: Jay (DQ)
--: Nashatra (NS)
--: GamerGuy (DQ)
Read at 7:44
You have thirty minutes to scratch
You have thirty minutes to scratch
Look at how well you do when you follow the rules!
Super swimmer… you shouldnt have said that… Dark gamers gonna demolish kevin and also hes not gonna care…
(Ocm plz have something like this happen 🙏)
Bruh that's why he got DQ'd - Safe Sport violations
He can be dark whenever. He will not care. Oh yea i forgor he can mind control too
On 2025-07-29 at 02:14:59
S2E2
...
Man: The swimming challenge is open! The swimming challenge is open!
Red: Guys! It's time to go to the swimming challenge.
Man: Get to the other side as fast as possible!
THREE
TWO
ONE
GO
GamerGuy: H E H . T H I S S H O U L D B E E A S Y Y O U R E T A R D S .
Nashatra: *aside* he's sounding a lot like tendo yk.
Refridge: Aha! *freezes the water in his lane* Like this. *falls* OW!
Opulent: Hmm... *gets pushed by a wave of water* AAAAA *pant* *pant*
Man: GamerGuy wins first place! Opulent wins second place! Refridge wins third place!
Kevin: Breaststroke? Seriously, Opulent?
Man: Kevin gets fourth place!
T: *aside* what's jay doing?
Jay: *using a star and golden mushroom* Wheeeee!!
Man: Jay gets fifth place, Blue sixth place, Red seventh, Marcelo eight, T ninth, Phanto tenth, Nashatra eleventh, ...and GamerGirl twelfth.
Kevin: how... how'd they beat me... on my best athletic activity?
Opulent: I'm getting a strange sense of deja vu here.
GamerGuy: Me too. *to Kevin* SUCKS TO BE YOU
...
...
Man: The swimming challenge is open! The swimming challenge is open!
Red: Guys! It's time to go to the swimming challenge.
Man: Get to the other side as fast as possible!
THREE
TWO
ONE
GO
GamerGuy: H E H . T H I S S H O U L D B E E A S Y Y O U R E T A R D S .
Nashatra: *aside* he's sounding a lot like tendo yk.
Refridge: Aha! *freezes the water in his lane* Like this. *falls* OW!
Opulent: Hmm... *gets pushed by a wave of water* AAAAA *pant* *pant*
Man: GamerGuy wins first place! Opulent wins second place! Refridge wins third place!
Kevin: Breaststroke? Seriously, Opulent?
Man: Kevin gets fourth place!
T: *aside* what's jay doing?
Jay: *using a star and golden mushroom* Wheeeee!!
Man: Jay gets fifth place, Blue sixth place, Red seventh, Marcelo eight, T ninth, Phanto tenth, Nashatra eleventh, ...and GamerGirl twelfth.
Kevin: how... how'd they beat me... on my best athletic activity?
Opulent: I'm getting a strange sense of deja vu here.
GamerGuy: Me too. *to Kevin* SUCKS TO BE YOU
...
Event Results
50 FR LCM
A final:
50 FR LCM
A final:
1st: GamerGuy
2nd: Opulent
3rd: Kevin
4th: Blue
5th: Red
6th: Mercelo
7th: T
8th: Phanto
B final:
9th: GamerGirl
--: Refrige (DNF)
--: Jay (DQ)
--: Nashatra (NS)
Read at 7:44
You have thirty minutes to scratch
You have thirty minutes to scratch
WAIT.
GamerGuy is definitely violating Safe Sport Guidelines...
Event Results
50 FR LCM
A final:
50 FR LCM
A final:
1st: Opulent
2nd: Kevin
3rd: Blue
4th: Red
5th: Marcelo
6th: T
7th: Phanto
8th: GamerGirl
--------------------------------------
--: Refrige (DNF)
--: Jay (DQ)
--: Nashatra (NS)
--: GamerGuy (DQ)
Read at 7:44
You have thirty minutes to scratch
You have thirty minutes to scratch
Look at how well you do when you follow the rules!
Super swimmer… you shouldnt have said that… Dark gamers gonna demolish kevin and also hes not gonna care…
(Ocm plz have something like this happen 🙏)
On 2025-07-28 at 02:22:26
S2E2
A day on the boat, pt. 2
1 hour later...
Red: And the winner of the Mario Kart World Competition is...
1. T
2. Jay
3. Nashatra
4. Red
5. Opulent
6. Kevin
7. Blue
8. Marcelo
9. Refridge
Red: Okay guys let's go back to the entertainment center you monkeys
At the entertainment center...
GamerGuy: Hi!!
Phanto: Hi!!
GamerGirl: Hi!!
Jay: Hi!!
T: Hi!!
Opulent: Hi!!
Man: The swimming challenge is open! The swimming challenge is open!
Red: Guys! It's time to go to the swimming challenge.
Man: Get to the other side as fast as possible!
THREE
TWO
ONE
GO
GamerGuy: H E H . T H I S S H O U L D B E E A S Y Y O U R E T A R D S .
Nashatra: *aside* he's sounding a lot like tendo yk.
Refridge: Aha! *freezes the water in his lane* Like this. *falls* OW!
Opulent: Hmm... *gets pushed by a wave of water* AAAAA *pant* *pant*
Man: GamerGuy wins first place! Opulent wins second place! Refridge wins third place!
Kevin: Breaststroke? Seriously, Opulent?
Man: Kevin gets fourth place!
T: *aside* what's jay doing?
Jay: *using a star and golden mushroom* Wheeeee!!
Man: Jay gets fifth place, Blue sixth place, Red seventh, Marcelo eight, T ninth, Phanto tenth, Nashatra eleventh, ...and GamerGirl twelfth.
Kevin: how... how'd they beat me... on my best athletic activity?
Opulent: I'm getting a strange sense of deja vu here.
GamerGuy: Me too. *to Kevin* SUCKS TO BE YOU
Opulent: I wouldn't say that...
GamerGuy: DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE?
Opulent: Strange. Even more deja vu here.
GamerGuy: ...
............
Back at Mario Kart...
Lakitu: Cast your votes...
Jay: Alright!
Lakitu: Because this is Desert Hills, everyone is bagging!
Jay: Bagging party everyone!
Lakitu: Everyone but Opulent is bagging! Opulent reaches the shortcut area... shock! Shock again! Jay uses a bullet bill and overtakes Opulent! Jay's in first place, and- shock again! This time it's GamerGuy that's using the bill! Meanwhile Jay is using a golden mushroom to take short cuts! Now, everyone else has finished their bagging. What's this? Opulent tries second lap bagging! Yes! She gets a Mega and Star and is using a golden mushroom! Jay is in first, T second, Phanto third, Opulent fourth, GamerGuy fifth, and GamerGirl sixth! GamerGirl throws her crystal, and GamerGuy overtakes Opulent for fifth place! Oh no! He gets hit by Phanto's green shells -- again -- and Opulent gets a bullet that gets her to second place! A shock! GamerGuy and GamerGirl are speeding towards the others with bullet bills! They overtake Phanto. They overtake Opulent, who decides to go for last-lap bagging! She pulls a golden mushroom as Jay finishes first and T second. Opulent uses the mushroom and knocks out Phanto and GamerGirl! GamerGuy finishes third, and Opulent fourth! GamerGirl is about to finish, but Phanto uses a blue shell!
Opulent: ...you mean spiny shell.
Lakitu: Phanto finishes fifth, and GamerGirl... sixth. Okay guys cast your votes...
BEEP BEEP BEEP
Lakitu: The Mario Kart Center is experiencing a malfunction! We apologize for the inconvenience!
Jay: I guess we have to do something else...
Opulent: ...
Jay: Hello?
Opulent: ...what? Oh yeah. Hey, let's ALL go back to the cabin. I have to do a lot of explaining...
(EVERYONE goes back to the cabin.)
Some time later...
Jay: Oh hey it's 7:00PM! I guess we didn't have to find something else to do.
Red: Dinnertime! Our dinner is... Spaghetti with Mushrooms and Meatballs.
(They eat dinner while watching the Super Mario Bros Movie.)
Red: Bedtime everyone!
*click*
LIGHTS OUT
GOODNIGHT
Alarm: Here is some music to help you sleep.
(The easy parts -- the parts Beethoven wrote for Elise to play -- of Fur Elise play.)
A day on the boat, pt. 2
1 hour later...
Red: And the winner of the Mario Kart World Competition is...
1. T
2. Jay
3. Nashatra
4. Red
5. Opulent
6. Kevin
7. Blue
8. Marcelo
9. Refridge
Red: Okay guys let's go back to the entertainment center you monkeys
At the entertainment center...
GamerGuy: Hi!!
Phanto: Hi!!
GamerGirl: Hi!!
Jay: Hi!!
T: Hi!!
Opulent: Hi!!
Man: The swimming challenge is open! The swimming challenge is open!
Red: Guys! It's time to go to the swimming challenge.
Man: Get to the other side as fast as possible!
THREE
TWO
ONE
GO
GamerGuy: H E H . T H I S S H O U L D B E E A S Y Y O U R E T A R D S .
Nashatra: *aside* he's sounding a lot like tendo yk.
Refridge: Aha! *freezes the water in his lane* Like this. *falls* OW!
Opulent: Hmm... *gets pushed by a wave of water* AAAAA *pant* *pant*
Man: GamerGuy wins first place! Opulent wins second place! Refridge wins third place!
Kevin: Breaststroke? Seriously, Opulent?
Man: Kevin gets fourth place!
T: *aside* what's jay doing?
Jay: *using a star and golden mushroom* Wheeeee!!
Man: Jay gets fifth place, Blue sixth place, Red seventh, Marcelo eight, T ninth, Phanto tenth, Nashatra eleventh, ...and GamerGirl twelfth.
Kevin: how... how'd they beat me... on my best athletic activity?
Opulent: I'm getting a strange sense of deja vu here.
GamerGuy: Me too. *to Kevin* SUCKS TO BE YOU
Opulent: I wouldn't say that...
GamerGuy: DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE?
Opulent: Strange. Even more deja vu here.
GamerGuy: ...
............
Back at Mario Kart...
Lakitu: Cast your votes...
Jay: Alright!
Lakitu: Because this is Desert Hills, everyone is bagging!
Jay: Bagging party everyone!
Lakitu: Everyone but Opulent is bagging! Opulent reaches the shortcut area... shock! Shock again! Jay uses a bullet bill and overtakes Opulent! Jay's in first place, and- shock again! This time it's GamerGuy that's using the bill! Meanwhile Jay is using a golden mushroom to take short cuts! Now, everyone else has finished their bagging. What's this? Opulent tries second lap bagging! Yes! She gets a Mega and Star and is using a golden mushroom! Jay is in first, T second, Phanto third, Opulent fourth, GamerGuy fifth, and GamerGirl sixth! GamerGirl throws her crystal, and GamerGuy overtakes Opulent for fifth place! Oh no! He gets hit by Phanto's green shells -- again -- and Opulent gets a bullet that gets her to second place! A shock! GamerGuy and GamerGirl are speeding towards the others with bullet bills! They overtake Phanto. They overtake Opulent, who decides to go for last-lap bagging! She pulls a golden mushroom as Jay finishes first and T second. Opulent uses the mushroom and knocks out Phanto and GamerGirl! GamerGuy finishes third, and Opulent fourth! GamerGirl is about to finish, but Phanto uses a blue shell!
Opulent: ...you mean spiny shell.
Lakitu: Phanto finishes fifth, and GamerGirl... sixth. Okay guys cast your votes...
BEEP BEEP BEEP
Lakitu: The Mario Kart Center is experiencing a malfunction! We apologize for the inconvenience!
Jay: I guess we have to do something else...
Opulent: ...
Jay: Hello?
Opulent: ...what? Oh yeah. Hey, let's ALL go back to the cabin. I have to do a lot of explaining...
(EVERYONE goes back to the cabin.)
Some time later...
Jay: Oh hey it's 7:00PM! I guess we didn't have to find something else to do.
Red: Dinnertime! Our dinner is... Spaghetti with Mushrooms and Meatballs.
(They eat dinner while watching the Super Mario Bros Movie.)
Red: Bedtime everyone!
*click*
LIGHTS OUT
GOODNIGHT
Alarm: Here is some music to help you sleep.
(The easy parts -- the parts Beethoven wrote for Elise to play -- of Fur Elise play.)
Why am i only here once?
On 2025-07-25 at 01:48:21
S2 E1:
A day on the boat, pt.1
Georgie: hehe they won't know what's coming...
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*riiing riiing riiing*
Red: *yawn* whut tom es et?
Alarm: The time is 8:00.
Jay: *wakes up* I'm... up.
RED: WAKE UP EVERYBODY TIME FOR BREAKFAST
Kevin:...I'm up
(Everybody gets up.)
Red: Okay here's our breakfast you can have eggs, cereal, or a sandwich.
(They eat their breakfast.)
Red: okay guys what do you want to do?
Jay, T, and Opulent:Mario Kart!!
Refridge: Ice skating!
Red: You know what, let's all go to the entertainment center.
(They go to the entertainment center (C) 2025 Cruise Corporation).
Red: Okay guys have fun!
At the Mario Kart Station...
GamerGuy: Hi T, hi Jay!
Jay: Hi! *to Opulent* He used to be our friend until 3 years ago, when he left.
Opulent: Hello. And who's that?
GamerGuy: That's GamerGirl.
Opulent: *narrowing eyes, crossing arms, and tapping her right index finger on her left arm like Miles Edgeworth* ...so you've found a girlfriend at this tender age.
GamerGuy: HEY!!
GamerGirl: ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
GamerGuy: H O W D A R E Y O U !
Opulent: Ow Ow! Hiyah!
GamerGuy: Y O U W I L L N O T G O U N P U N I S H E D !
Opulent: Ouch! Ooooff!
GamerGuy: There. All done.
Jay: Okay! Anyways let's race.
Everyone: Yeah!
Phanto: Hi everyone! I'm joining too
Lakitu: Cast your votes...
... ... ...
3 2 1 GO!
(They all get a rocket start.)
GamerGuy: Heh.
Lakitu: GamerGuy in first place, well ahead of Opulent and T locked in for second place, with GamerGirl and Phanto close behind competing for 4th!
Phanto: Nice, triple greens... HIYAH!
Lakitu: And GamerGirl takes the fall! She falls to fifth. Meanwhile Jay seems to be bagging! Whoa! He gets a shock and a bullet bill and gets to second place! It seems like GamerGuy has a huge lead!
Opulent: Okay, second-lap bagging is all I have left.
Lakitu: Second lap! Opulent is trying to do some second-lap bagging! Meanwhile Jay is smuggling a golden mushroom and is catching up to GamerGuy! Who will win? They are now in the third lap and... ah! Opulent gets a triple-shock, blue shell, and a bullet bill! Jay notices the threat and backs down in time, pulling a mushroom! The blue shell hits GamerGuy and Jay gets to first place! Meanwhile Opulent has smuggled a golden mushroom too and is zooming past the racers! He takes a detour to knock GamerGuy out of his kart! It's a bad break for him!
GamerGirl: Catch!
Lakitu: GamerGirl has thrown her boyfriend- I mean GamerGuy- a shard! GamerGuy's speed seems to have increased! Wow! He's speeding to Opulent and Jay, who have reached the jumps! Oh no! Phanto pulled even more triple greens and is continuously attacking GamerGuy with them! One of them knocks out his shard!
GamerGuy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lakitu: Jay gets first place, with Opulent finishing in second! T gets a nice third, with Phanto finishing fourth. What's this? He u-turns and flings GamerGirl's unconscious body through the finish line! I guess that means she gets fifth place.
Phanto: L BOZO
GamerGuy: no... nooo... noooooo... NO!
GamerGuy: Y O U W I L L P A Y T H E P R I C E
3/5 Laps
Lakitu: WHAT IS HAPPENING
*shock* *shock* *Bomb-ob* *Blue shell* *Red Shell* *Shock*
Jay: Ow ow OUCH!
Opulent: It's... OUCH! OWowow DarkGamer OWOWOWOWOUCH!!
Jay: Ouch! Ru... owowow RUN!
(They run.)
Jay: Whew! We escaped- WHAT WAS THAT?!?!?
*bang* *bang*
Speaker: Emergency! Emergency! Submarine attacking ship.
GamerGuy: W H A T I S T H A T ?
(He goes outside.)
Georgie: hehe another bomb should do it- OUCH! Whatever. Buddy, yo cooked.
GamerGuy: T H E O N L Y O N E G E T T I N G C O O K E D T O D A Y I S Y O U G E O R G I E .
Georgie: How about THIS?!?
(The Switch 2 explodes.)
GamerGuy: P A T H E T I C , L I L ' P I G .
Georgie: C'mon! A nuke gotta do it!
GamerGuy: ( C O M E T O M E P I G . G I V E M E T H O S E E X P L O S I V E S .)
(Georgie comes and gives.)
GamerGuy: Well this crap's useless.
Georgie: ...WHAT HAPPENED TO MY EXPLOSIVES
Nashatra: *leaning over* What happened here?
GamerGuy: ...shenanigans...
Refridge: What are you doing there?
Nashatra: Oops gotta go.
GamerGirl: GamerGuy, let's go! Phanto, Jay, and T are waiting! Oh and Opulent too.
...
Phanto: ... and over at Moonview City, I got a job at chick-fil-a
Opulent: Chick-fil-a?!
Phanto: Yeah. Oh hi GamerGuy!
GamerGuy: Hiiiii!!!
Red: Lunchtime everybody!
Jay: Oops we gotta go. Bye!
Phanto: Bye!
...
At the restaurant...
Red: Okay guys today's lunch will be... PIZZA!
Everyone: Yay!
Waiter: Okay anything else?
Jay: I love fried shrimp man I could have a whole bowl of these now
Oh and a bowl for... T here.
Waiter: ...that's it? ... ... Okay please wait for your food.
20 minutes later...
Waiter: Here's your pizza, and here's your shrimp.
T: Yum!
Refridge: So, what's your favorite pizza topping?
Jay: Shrimp!
Opulent: Pineapple!
Red: That's disgusting!
Nashatra: Which one? The shrimp or the pineapple?
Red: Both of them you idiots!
20 minutes later...
Red: Okay guys! Time to head back to our cabin.
(They head back to their cabin.)
Red: Okay it's family video game time!
Everyone: Hurray!
...to be continued
A day on the boat, pt.1
Georgie: hehe they won't know what's coming...
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*riiing riiing riiing*
Red: *yawn* whut tom es et?
Alarm: The time is 8:00.
Jay: *wakes up* I'm... up.
RED: WAKE UP EVERYBODY TIME FOR BREAKFAST
Kevin:...I'm up
(Everybody gets up.)
Red: Okay here's our breakfast you can have eggs, cereal, or a sandwich.
(They eat their breakfast.)
Red: okay guys what do you want to do?
Jay, T, and Opulent:Mario Kart!!
Refridge: Ice skating!
Red: You know what, let's all go to the entertainment center.
(They go to the entertainment center (C) 2025 Cruise Corporation).
Red: Okay guys have fun!
At the Mario Kart Station...
GamerGuy: Hi T, hi Jay!
Jay: Hi! *to Opulent* He used to be our friend until 3 years ago, when he left.
Opulent: Hello. And who's that?
GamerGuy: That's GamerGirl.
Opulent: *narrowing eyes, crossing arms, and tapping her right index finger on her left arm like Miles Edgeworth* ...so you've found a girlfriend at this tender age.
GamerGuy: HEY!!
GamerGirl: ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
GamerGuy: H O W D A R E Y O U !
Opulent: Ow Ow! Hiyah!
GamerGuy: Y O U W I L L N O T G O U N P U N I S H E D !
Opulent: Ouch! Ooooff!
GamerGuy: There. All done.
Jay: Okay! Anyways let's race.
Everyone: Yeah!
Phanto: Hi everyone! I'm joining too
Lakitu: Cast your votes...
... ... ...
3 2 1 GO!
(They all get a rocket start.)
GamerGuy: Heh.
Lakitu: GamerGuy in first place, well ahead of Opulent and T locked in for second place, with GamerGirl and Phanto close behind competing for 4th!
Phanto: Nice, triple greens... HIYAH!
Lakitu: And GamerGirl takes the fall! She falls to fifth. Meanwhile Jay seems to be bagging! Whoa! He gets a shock and a bullet bill and gets to second place! It seems like GamerGuy has a huge lead!
Opulent: Okay, second-lap bagging is all I have left.
Lakitu: Second lap! Opulent is trying to do some second-lap bagging! Meanwhile Jay is smuggling a golden mushroom and is catching up to GamerGuy! Who will win? They are now in the third lap and... ah! Opulent gets a triple-shock, blue shell, and a bullet bill! Jay notices the threat and backs down in time, pulling a mushroom! The blue shell hits GamerGuy and Jay gets to first place! Meanwhile Opulent has smuggled a golden mushroom too and is zooming past the racers! He takes a detour to knock GamerGuy out of his kart! It's a bad break for him!
GamerGirl: Catch!
Lakitu: GamerGirl has thrown her boyfriend- I mean GamerGuy- a shard! GamerGuy's speed seems to have increased! Wow! He's speeding to Opulent and Jay, who have reached the jumps! Oh no! Phanto pulled even more triple greens and is continuously attacking GamerGuy with them! One of them knocks out his shard!
GamerGuy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lakitu: Jay gets first place, with Opulent finishing in second! T gets a nice third, with Phanto finishing fourth. What's this? He u-turns and flings GamerGirl's unconscious body through the finish line! I guess that means she gets fifth place.
Phanto: L BOZO
GamerGuy: no... nooo... noooooo... NO!
GamerGuy: Y O U W I L L P A Y T H E P R I C E
3/5 Laps
Lakitu: WHAT IS HAPPENING
*shock* *shock* *Bomb-ob* *Blue shell* *Red Shell* *Shock*
Jay: Ow ow OUCH!
Opulent: It's... OUCH! OWowow DarkGamer OWOWOWOWOUCH!!
Jay: Ouch! Ru... owowow RUN!
(They run.)
Jay: Whew! We escaped- WHAT WAS THAT?!?!?
*bang* *bang*
Speaker: Emergency! Emergency! Submarine attacking ship.
GamerGuy: W H A T I S T H A T ?
(He goes outside.)
Georgie: hehe another bomb should do it- OUCH! Whatever. Buddy, yo cooked.
GamerGuy: T H E O N L Y O N E G E T T I N G C O O K E D T O D A Y I S Y O U G E O R G I E .
Georgie: How about THIS?!?
(The Switch 2 explodes.)
GamerGuy: P A T H E T I C , L I L ' P I G .
Georgie: C'mon! A nuke gotta do it!
GamerGuy: ( C O M E T O M E P I G . G I V E M E T H O S E E X P L O S I V E S .)
(Georgie comes and gives.)
GamerGuy: Well this crap's useless.
Georgie: ...WHAT HAPPENED TO MY EXPLOSIVES
Nashatra: *leaning over* What happened here?
GamerGuy: ...shenanigans...
Refridge: What are you doing there?
Nashatra: Oops gotta go.
GamerGirl: GamerGuy, let's go! Phanto, Jay, and T are waiting! Oh and Opulent too.
...
Phanto: ... and over at Moonview City, I got a job at chick-fil-a
Opulent: Chick-fil-a?!
Phanto: Yeah. Oh hi GamerGuy!
GamerGuy: Hiiiii!!!
Red: Lunchtime everybody!
Jay: Oops we gotta go. Bye!
Phanto: Bye!
...
At the restaurant...
Red: Okay guys today's lunch will be... PIZZA!
Everyone: Yay!
Waiter: Okay anything else?
Jay: I love fried shrimp man I could have a whole bowl of these now
Oh and a bowl for... T here.Waiter: ...that's it? ... ... Okay please wait for your food.
20 minutes later...
Waiter: Here's your pizza, and here's your shrimp.
T: Yum!
Refridge: So, what's your favorite pizza topping?
Jay: Shrimp!
Opulent: Pineapple!
Red: That's disgusting!
Nashatra: Which one? The shrimp or the pineapple?
Red: Both of them you idiots!
20 minutes later...
Red: Okay guys! Time to head back to our cabin.
(They head back to their cabin.)
Red: Okay it's family video game time!
Everyone: Hurray!
...to be continued
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jay ded lel
Im wondering if gamerguy will randomly follow them home lel
On 2025-07-24 at 04:43:09
S1
Epilogue
Georgie: THEY WILL PAY
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Red: Dinnertime everybody!
(They sit down to eat dinner and watch TV.)
Reporter: ...and an exclusive report on the Worst Shopping fire! Police are baffled as to the cause, though Opulent, Jay, and T are suspected-
Opulent, Jay, and T: OUCH!!
Blue: Don't fight at the dinner table!
*diiing dooong*
Blue: Yes?
Epilogue
Georgie: THEY WILL PAY
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Red: Dinnertime everybody!
(They sit down to eat dinner and watch TV.)
Reporter: ...and an exclusive report on the Worst Shopping fire! Police are baffled as to the cause, though Opulent, Jay, and T are suspected-
Opulent, Jay, and T: OUCH!!
Blue: Don't fight at the dinner table!
*diiing dooong*
Blue: Yes?
Is It Time For GamerGuy And/Or GamerGirl?
when will they make an appearance? I'm picturing GamerGuy DESTROYING everyone in gbabc1
Season 2.
sry but where are we right now? like how long until season 2 cuz I really wanna see what you cook up with those characters!
...thanks for motivating me:
S2 Prologue
Blue: Yes?
Mailman: Hey I've got invitations for all of yall to go to Sinnoh to spend the holiday.
Everyone: Yay!
Blue: Alright everybody finish your dinner and pack up.
(They eat their dinner and pack up.)
Red: Get in the car, NOW!
(They drive for hours.)
Marcelo: *yawn* I'm getting sleepy.
Red: We're almost there.
(They arrive at the port.)
Man: You here to spend the holiday at Sinnoh? Great! Your suitcases with your names here, and your car there!
(They get ready.)
Jay: You ready for this?
T: ...yes.
Man: All aboard! Your cabins are... here on the map. The market is... here, the restaurant... is here, and... the recreation center is here. You drive Mario Karts, right?
Jay: Yeah.
T: ...yes?
Opulent: Yeah.
Man: That's nice to hear. Bon voyage!
Opulent: It's "bon bvoyahe."
(They enter their cabins.)
Speaker: Good night! We at the Cruise Corporation hope you don't get seasick!
(Moonlight Sonata, Movement 1 plays, and they eventually drift to sleep.)
Am i just dumb, or what, cuz i dont really see any teasing towards GamerGuy and GamerGirl… wait is it like GamerGuy and GamerGirl are at where the are currently?
On 2025-07-23 at 03:54:09
Is it too late to create a character for the fantic?
You can still submit your character(s).
ooo I will then:
Name: GamerGuy
Color: Red
Personality: Exited to be racing, Can get mad sometimes, is CRACKED at GBA bc1
Other (this is a lot aight?): if he too mad becomes dark gamer (here is the stuff for him:
Color: purple
Personality: evil, angry, hates any Mario circuit
Other: riggs the game (item pulls, his speed, other players etc), in this dark form he can mind control people, levitate, glow purple, eyes turn yellow, can spawn shock outta nowhere, can pick up things without holding them, you know, evil things)
ok back to regular GamerGuy (still in Other): wears a blue T-shirt, orange pants, Gray hoodie (hood always up), likes tennis (but sucks at it) has "backup" self-defense items (preferably sniper, Glock, pistol, any gun really), and always use's a blue kart (dark gamer uses purple kart) although prefers bikes (with same colors), hates the color pink, his favorite item is the triple reds, blooper doesn't ever effect is driving.
if he's not racing than he wears sunglasses for the heck of it, wears a green t-shirt (no hoodie), dark blue pants, cheerful personality, only eats pizza and other fast-food (not burgers tho), and is shy when first meeting someone who he doesn't already know. he already knows T, Kevin, Jay, and Nashatra, but haven't met in 5 years
Im guessing gorgie doesn’t stsnd a chance lel
Gorgie: BUDDY YO COOKED
GamerGuy: *pulls the uno reverse*
GamerGuy (now in dark form): *in a deep, menacing tone* the only person thats getting cooked today is you… gorgie.
Gorgie: HOW BOUT’ THIS? *throws explosive switch 2 camera at dark gamer*
Dark gamer: *not injured at all* Pathetic, lil pig.
Gorgie: WHAT. OK A NUKE GOTTA DO IT *throws nuke*
*nuke explodes*
Gorgie (surprised hes still alive): WHA-
Dark gamer: *mind controls him* come to me, pig
*gorgie comes*
Dark gamer: now show me those explosives.
*gorgie gives them all to dark gamer*
Dark gamer: *turns back into ganerguy
GamerGuy: well this craps’s useless.
*evaporates them*
*gorgie comes back to his senses p*
Gorgie: WHERE ARE MY EXPLOSIVES?
Nash: what happened here?
GamerGuy: … shenanigans…
Nash: uh-huh
GamerGirl: GamerGuy, lets go! Phanto, jay, and T are waiting!
GamerGuy: uhh sorry nash but i gotta go…
T: wassup Ganerguy!
Jay: Hey there, been… uhh, 3 years!
Phanto: yea, over at Moonview city, i got a job at chick fil a.
Jay: yeah, he was telling us!
GamerGuy: well thats… something… i guess…
End of my mini story
1On 2025-07-23 at 03:10:48
I have char.:
Name: Phanto
Colour (canadian speaking British English, 100% normal): Blue
Personality: chill, does say “L BOZO” when he wins
People he knows: GamerGuy, GamerGirl, Jay, Kevin.
Kart/bike colour: Dark blue, similar to the colour in your profile @OCM
Preferred item: Triple greens
Disliked item: Red shell
Hobbies: Plays minecraft, races with his friends, likes shopping (specifically kirby plushies), doesnt like swimming (sry @SuperSwimmer), plays smash bros, 2d mario games (specifically the new sups), zelda, mario kart, and yoshi’s crafted world aswell as Minecraft as already mentioned. He also plays checkers, sorry and other board games.
Wears: Blue shirt pants sunglasses and hoodie.
Preferred kart type: ATV
Disliked kart type: Kart
Preferred tracks: GBA Broken pier, GCN Wario coliseum, and Wii Moonview highway.
Place he lives at: Moonview city located in Moonview highway
Kart emblem: Blue spirals 🌀 (just like the emoji)
Job: Professional racer, Chick fil a employee (the ladder a made on the spot lel)
Tech. He knows: Snaking, RD
Name: Phanto
Colour (canadian speaking British English, 100% normal): Blue
Personality: chill, does say “L BOZO” when he wins
People he knows: GamerGuy, GamerGirl, Jay, Kevin.
Kart/bike colour: Dark blue, similar to the colour in your profile @OCM
Preferred item: Triple greens
Disliked item: Red shell
Hobbies: Plays minecraft, races with his friends, likes shopping (specifically kirby plushies), doesnt like swimming (sry @SuperSwimmer), plays smash bros, 2d mario games (specifically the new sups), zelda, mario kart, and yoshi’s crafted world aswell as Minecraft as already mentioned. He also plays checkers, sorry and other board games.
Wears: Blue shirt pants sunglasses and hoodie.
Preferred kart type: ATV
Disliked kart type: Kart
Preferred tracks: GBA Broken pier, GCN Wario coliseum, and Wii Moonview highway.
Place he lives at: Moonview city located in Moonview highway
Kart emblem: Blue spirals 🌀 (just like the emoji)
Job: Professional racer, Chick fil a employee (the ladder a made on the spot lel)
Tech. He knows: Snaking, RD
1On 2025-07-20 at 02:07:06
Is it too late to create a character for the fantic?
1Is the dark shell ACTUALLY useful in any way?
On 2025-08-09 at 03:05:39
It should be called “yellow shell” and be yellow imo
Online Lobbies for Fun & Excitement!
On 2025-08-16 at 14:24:18
(Yes, I did retract from my normal texting style, but ONLY in this message for convenience purposes.)
So, me and @Nodac64 just played some matches in a private lobby and ngl it was SUPER fun, with CPUs to back us up, no worry about losing VR and even the
Dark Shell integrated into the item system!
Before you ask, the Dark Shell is a secret item (I think) only found in custom item distributions where you must type exactly "darkshell" to unlock it. It acts like the 
Blue Shell but targets last instead of 1st- pure evilness!
So, thinking of an idea, me and @RealGamerGuy-YT decided to come up with several online lobbies for mostly fun and excitement over stress about losing VR- so I have spent the time making links for these lobbies. You can find the one that suits you, or maybe go spicy with harder ones!🌶️
↓ Normal ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1443513784
↓ With CPUs ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1906790912
↓ No RD ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1298981332
↓ 200cc (Normal) ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=798040363
↓ 200cc (No RD) ↓ [NEW!]
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=397675202
↓ 999cc (Normal) ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1329798155
↓ Teams ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1685510715
↓ With the Dark Shell ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1089925743
Now ↑ these lobbies can have very skilled players or very novice players, so you might want to find a similar-level lobby down below.
(Note: For Beginner, Apprentice and Average lobbies I have disabled Reverse Drift to ensure pros can't sneak in and dominate the whole lobby. If you are pro, you shouldn't even be going in there anyway.
)
↓ Beginner ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=154991493
A lobby designed for beginning players- no RD, simple chaos at it's finest and no Dark Shells or Blue Shells. 
Shocks/Lightning have lower chances to appear.
↓ Apprentice ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1007384515
Moving up, the Apprentice lobby, also has no RD. Blue Shells appear, but Dark Shells don't. Shocks/Lightning have normal chances to appear.
↓ Average ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=2020189374
Dark Shells appear on the circumstance that they have very low rates of appearing, and only generate in 2nd, 3rd and 4th. No RD.
↓ Pro ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1782403944
Dark Shells have medium rates of appearing. RD is allowed.
↓ Master ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1878192441
Dark Shells have very high rates of appearing, most common in 1st and 2nd. Only for masters. Beware.
You may use these lobbies whenever you want. If you have any questions, feel free to share them and I will respond.
So, me and @Nodac64 just played some matches in a private lobby and ngl it was SUPER fun, with CPUs to back us up, no worry about losing VR and even the
Dark Shell integrated into the item system!Before you ask, the
Dark Shell is a secret item (I think) only found in custom item distributions where you must type exactly "darkshell" to unlock it. It acts like the Blue Shell but targets last instead of 1st- pure evilness!So, thinking of an idea, me and @RealGamerGuy-YT decided to come up with several online lobbies for mostly fun and excitement over stress about losing VR- so I have spent the time making links for these lobbies. You can find the one that suits you, or maybe go spicy with harder ones!🌶️
↓ Normal ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1443513784
↓ With CPUs ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1906790912
↓ No RD ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1298981332
↓ 200cc (Normal) ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=798040363
↓ 200cc (No RD) ↓ [NEW!]
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=397675202
↓ 999cc (Normal) ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1329798155
↓ Teams ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1685510715
↓ With the
Dark Shell ↓https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1089925743
Now ↑ these lobbies can have very skilled players or very novice players, so you might want to find a similar-level lobby down below.
(Note: For Beginner, Apprentice and Average lobbies I have disabled Reverse Drift to ensure pros can't sneak in and dominate the whole lobby. If you are pro, you shouldn't even be going in there anyway.
)↓ Beginner ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=154991493
A lobby designed for beginning players- no RD, simple chaos at it's finest and no
Dark Shells or Blue Shells. Shocks/Lightning have lower chances to appear.↓ Apprentice ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1007384515
Moving up, the Apprentice lobby, also has no RD.
Blue Shells appear, but Dark Shells don't. Shocks/Lightning have normal chances to appear.↓ Average ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=2020189374
Dark Shells appear on the circumstance that they have very low rates of appearing, and only generate in 2nd, 3rd and 4th. No RD.↓ Pro ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1782403944
Dark Shells have medium rates of appearing. RD is allowed.↓ Master ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1878192441
Dark Shells have very high rates of appearing, most common in 1st and 2nd. Only for masters. Beware.You may use these lobbies whenever you want. If you have any questions, feel free to share them and I will respond.
I dont think the dark shell is actually in the pro lobby
1On 2025-08-16 at 13:57:32
Wait yo this is promising. I would think im average but i can RD so… a level above? I guess it should be up to @CanadaFromPWA to decide that
2Mega Community Racing (Submissions)
On 2025-08-10 at 05:12:50
He said only a track not a cup…
custom item
On 2025-08-13 at 03:41:58
I think personally, they should add the Fire Flower, Ice Flower, Boomerang Flower (dang thats a lotta flower), Coin, Hammer, and Thundercloud.
I am back, and I'm sorry for what I did :(
On 2025-08-12 at 13:45:28
hello, I am GamerGuy and you probably know, I was banned for being immature. I greatly apologize, I just was being a little stupid and forgetting I'm autistic. I'm sorry for not already mentioning that...
now the RealGamerGuy_YT account still exists but I couldn't log in even though all information was correct.
guys, I understand what I did and I regret it. but could some one maybe tell me what the heck has happened while I was gone? sense I cant bet on my RealGamerGuy_YT account I cant see anyone's notifications, so please catch me up 🫤
all I know is @UKFromPWA_and_PhantomMC is now just @PhantomMC. that's all I know. oh I also know @Proudster's charger was a little funky and about the POWerful team.
well I'm back now.
now the RealGamerGuy_YT account still exists but I couldn't log in even though all information was correct.
guys, I understand what I did and I regret it. but could some one maybe tell me what the heck has happened while I was gone? sense I cant bet on my RealGamerGuy_YT account I cant see anyone's notifications, so please catch me up 🫤
all I know is @UKFromPWA_and_PhantomMC is now just @PhantomMC. that's all I know. oh I also know @Proudster's charger was a little funky and about the POWerful team.
well I'm back now.
Its all good @GamerGuyYT, we know you were being a bit Toxic, but its nice to see you back!
Trial Challenge
On 2025-08-14 at 03:11:15
Compete to get the best Time Trial score!
Rules:
One course will be selected from either RHGPDX, MKPCG, PRS, or MKSO. After 7 days, the users with the best scores win points based on their place.
To join, say something like:
And maybe put a smiley on it
Class: 150 CC
First place earns 5 pts.
Second earns 3 pts.
Third earns 1 pt.
I won't compete in this.
Scores:
(No one has any points yet)
If there's another CM multicup you want to have included in the lineup, ask me.
The first course is...
RHGPDX Giant Dusk Chasm!
Rules:
One course will be selected from either RHGPDX, MKPCG, PRS, or MKSO. After 7 days, the users with the best scores win points based on their place.
To join, say something like:
I'm joining! 
And maybe put a smiley on it
Class: 150 CC
First place earns 5 pts.
Second earns 3 pts.
Third earns 1 pt.
I won't compete in this.
Scores:
(No one has any points yet)
If there's another CM multicup you want to have included in the lineup, ask me.
The first course is...
RHGPDX Giant Dusk Chasm!
Dang i wish my CTGP PC was out >.<
Im not joining though, but seems interesting, wonder who will win (prob a pro if one of them joins, which im not so sure of)
{Fanfic} Yoshi LOVER's Grand Prix!
On 2025-08-10 at 03:05:56
Why has no one said they’re friends with Boner? ;_;
Also new information on him:
Friends:
Canada
Dasher
Explorer
Personally:
LIKES TO YAP.
^ *LOVES*
Preferred tracks: Dry Bones Burnout, Bone-Dry Dunes
Preferred items: Hammer (MKTour/MKWorld), POW Block (MKWii), Bullet Bill (DS, Wii, 7, 8/8dx, World)
Other:
Chucks his freaking skull at people when angry 💀
Chucks bones (like in SMB3)
Rattles when nervous/afraid
By “preferred tracks” i mean almost always wins on em
By “preferred items” i mean he uses them VERY strategically
Also his name is now “DryBonesFan”
Also new information on him:
Friends:
Canada
Dasher
Explorer
Personally:
^ *LOVES*
Preferred tracks: Dry Bones Burnout, Bone-Dry Dunes
Preferred items: Hammer (MKTour/MKWorld), POW Block (MKWii), Bullet Bill (DS, Wii, 7, 8/8dx, World)
Other:
Chucks his freaking skull at people when angry 💀
Chucks bones (like in SMB3)
Rattles when nervous/afraid
By “preferred tracks” i mean almost always wins on em
By “preferred items” i mean he uses them VERY strategically
Also his name is now “DryBonesFan”
On 2025-08-09 at 02:30:06
Chapter 1: The first race
Also glitched I couldn't add you in the 1st chapter because I was halfway writing the chapter when you submittedYoshi LOVER: (Walks into a room) So this is where I wait for the race huh...
Mercury: Hey YL! Your late!
Everyone waves at YL and are sitting down in some sort of house and waiting to go to the next race
Charlie: YL You made it just in time for the first race, it starts in 10 mins!
Lakitu: Hiya everyone! since the race is about to start anyone who has anything they can cheat with give it to me
Sébastien: Ugh Fine, I'll still beat Yoshi LOVER...
Lakitu: Alright! Let's get onto the track!
Sankeh: Gotta go fassssstttttttttt!
Play Music for this section:
Lakitu: Alright everyone! Check the rules!
Macey: Yo YL! You should see these items
Yoshi LOVER: Wow! There are some odd but funny items in there though!
Sébastien: Ugh only nerds check the items, I don't need to (Looks over to starlly who has his eyes right on the info for the items checking them like a idiot)
Macey: Anyway....
Totallyindian: The race is going to start!
Play this music until it finishes or until next music appears:
Lakitu: Everybody welcome to Yoshi LOVER Circuit! A nice grassland full of grass and wildlife!
Lakitu: 3
Lakitu: 2
Lakitu: 1
Lakitu: GO!
Play this music:
Yoshi LOVER: Look an item box! (Gets A Item box and hits the person in 1st place with a red shell)
Magicallity: Your gonna Pay for that Weakling!
Starlly: Wow I got this... Lightsaber? Cool! (Starts throwing it like a boomerang)
Mercury: (Throws A Red Shell At Starlly)
Starlly: (Blocks the red shell with his lightsaber)
Dasher: I'ma try and take this shortcut with my mushroom! (Falls Into the lake) Oh no!
Meanwhile In the top 3 placements for right now They are all so close to each other
Yoshi LOVER: (Tries drifting but fails) aw man!
Explorer: Oh No!
Magicallity: (Passes YL And Explorer) Now this is payback!
Macey: (Gets A Thundershroom) Wow this is like a mushroom but faster and longer!
Magicallity: What??
Medicallity: Cya Bro!
Second Lap! Here are the placements so far!
1st: Macey
2nd: Medicallity
3rd: Magicallity
4th: Explorer
5th: Yoshi LOVER
6th: Boner
7th: Starlly
8th: Mercury
9th: Totallyindian
10th: Canada is underwater lol
11th: YoshayLOVER
12th: Mr Yawshi
13th: Dull
14th: Charlie
15th: Sébastien
16th: Dasher
17th: Sankeh
18th: Squishy
Squishy: W-wh- what is this?(Grabs a hyper bill which is a normal Bullet bill but WAY Faster and blinds any person it touches for 5 seconds)
Sankeh: w-why am I blinded?
Dasher: What happned? Why can't I see?
Sébastien: It doesn't matter (Accidently drives into a fence) What? I hit something wooden?
Charlie: (Avoids the Hyper Bill at the right time) How did I avoid that? (Gets A Bullet bill cannon which is a cannon that lasts for 10 seconds and you can shoot bullet bills at racers)
Dull: OW! (Gets hit by a bullet bill but avoids the hyper bill) Oh thanks I guess?
Mr Yawshi: What is this a Magic ball? (uses the item and everyone turns into a koopa)
Yes YES Take that you idiots! (Gets Hit by Hyper Bill)
Yoshay LOVER: Guys wait a sec (Gets Hit By hyper bill) Where is Evil YL and Cosmic?
Canada: Oh Yeah, That's odd, they might be in the next race!
totallyindian: Hmm I don't think so, cosmic before took peach's castle with the help of someone (looks at Sébastien) but I'm not sure
Mercury: (Grabs a item called the shell bunch which has 1 of every shell kind and throws the 2 normal shells backwards and throws the blue shell) Take this (passes Starlly and Yoshi LOVER)
Starlly: OW!
Yoshi LOVER: With all of this star wars stuff I wouldn't be surprised if next race Osi Sobeck decided to race..
Mercury: Who?
Starlly: Some star wars character
Boner: Honestly No one cares
FINAL LAP! Here are the placements so far!
1st: Macey
2nd: Medicallity
3rd: Magicallity
4th: Squishy
5th: Explorer
6th: Mercury
7th: Boner
8th: Starlly
9th: Yoshi LOVER
10th: Totallyindian
11th: Yoshay LOVER
12th: Canada
13th: Dull
14th: Charlie
15th: Mr Yawshi
16th: Dasher
17th: Sankeh
18th: Sébastien
Macey: Ah the final lap this is intense!
Medicallity: Any thing could happen though...
Medicallity: Like what (Gets hit by a red shell)
Squishy: Heheheehehehehe
Mercury: Good job Squish!
Explorer: (Gets A abra) What's this do?
Abra: (Teleports away)
Explorer: Oh well!
Yoshi LOVER: Uhh Guys. Why do I hear Bullet Bill noises?
???: Yes a Bullet Bill
Macey: Who is that? WHAT HE JUST PASSED THE FINISH LINE BEFORE ME!
Boner: 💀💀💀
Lakitu: Alright everyone here are the placements
1st: Charlie = 30 Points
2nd: Macey = 25 Points
3rd: Medicallity = 20 Points
4th: Magicallity = 19 Points
5th: Squishy = 18 Points
6th: Mercury = 17 Points
7th: Boner = 16 Points
8th: Yoshi LOVER = 15 Points
9th: totallyindian = 14 Points
10th: Canada = 13 Points
11th: Yoshay LOVER = 10 Points
12th: Dull = 8 Points
13th: Starlly = 6 Points
14th: Explorer = 4 Points
15th: Sankeh = 2 Points
16th: Dasher = 0 Points
17th: Mr Yawshi = -2 Points (but he has none so nothing happens)
18th: Sébastien = -4 Points (but he has none so nothing happens)
Back at the house...
Medicallity: Wow that was fun!
Macey: Why is someone knocking on the door... oooh I know, new racers!
Next Chapter Coming Soon
My actual only complaint is that Boner doesn’t yap that much.
On 2025-08-09 at 02:08:18
"british jumpscare" tf that mean
I spelled “Color” like “Colour”
Im Canadian btw lel
On 2025-08-08 at 16:47:11
I’ll make a character
Name: Boner
Species: is it not obvious? if its not then Dry Bones
Personality: idk hes just bones 💀
Text colour: Gray
British jumpscare
Weight class, Lightweight
Team Green
i said that before realizing everyone was on green… im not changing it lel
Name: Boner
Species: is it not obvious? if its not then Dry Bones
Personality: idk hes just bones 💀
Text colour: Gray
British jumpscare
Weight class, Lightweight
Team Green
i said that before realizing everyone was on green… im not changing it lel
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