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5000 pts ★ NoviceOn 2024-08-25 at 14:12:04
Episode 1: If you're late, You're late!
(heres some background music if you want)
Lady at the desk: Actually, Since all the people are taking so long to come here, Let's just practice at the Training Ring! Its a 5 minute drive from here to there!
Yoshi: Okay! This isn't so bad after all!
they all go into the bus and taking a seat
Driver: Buckle Up! Because this ride is gonna get bumpy! And crazy.
Joshy: What exactly do you mean by c-crazy....?
the bus takes a jerking acceleration and they zoom onto the freeway zooming by several cars
Joshy: Now I'm in a situation where taking a s-sh*t beforehand would be useful!
Kirby: Chill out! We're on the best bus in the city!
Uranium: I-I'm already c-carsick
the bus goes faster, crashes off the highway and onto the freeway
CoolMonkey: AH! Are you crazy?!?! OH! WOE IS ME FOR ALL OF US SHALL BE ARRESTED AND PUT INTO CUSTODY!
back at the regester building, a new person named August walks in.
August: Hello? *quietly* where the hell is everyone
something catches August's eye, A Mario Kart
August: Oh f*ck yeah
back on the freeway
Yoshi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Uranium: *about to throw up*
UHS, OUHG, OUGHHHHHHHHHHHH, I-it's a-about to c-come o-o-ut
Driver: We're here!
everyone walks out of the bus with a face that looks like they've been on the MOST intense rollercoaster ever
Lady at the desk: Oh my! I forgot to introduce myself! My name is Mimi! Some people just call me Miriah! (MER-RI-YUH), I love meat!
Joshy: Well nice to meet you Mimi!
I know you like MY meat!
everyone stares at him
Yoshi: You're really bad at making dirty jokes
Kirby: Unbelivable.
Mimi: a little flustered by what Joshy said A-anyways...the Karts are over there! Once you get yours follow me!
Joshy and Yoshi are in the back of the line talking about Mimi
Joshy: Yo bro, Mimi is really cute bro, she's mine.
Yoshi: I have more charisma than you! You have NO chance!
coolmonkey pops up between them
Coolmonkey: Good luck on that, you're no where in her leauge.
they all look at each other
Joshy: It's on.
at the Training Ring
Mimi: So, Turn on your engines, And to get a good boost, y-you have to hit the acceleration when Lakitu, or the board says "2"! Got it? Once we master driver, start boosting, we'll get onto Drifting! The best part of this Training Journey!
they hear a noise that sounds like a new trainer
August: skids to a stop in style H-Hi guy! My name is August and-
Joshy: Yes we get it! Now get in the line so we get going!
August: tears up a little bit O-okay.....
Mimi: getting irratated GOSH WILL YOU STOP TALKING AND LISTEN?! WE DON'T HAVE TO LEARN DRIFTING, YOU GUYS CAN GO TO GRAND PRIX AND LOSE YOUR ASSES OFF. AM. I. CLEAR?
All: YES MA'AM
Joshy: to yoshi Okay, She's your's
Yoshi: No she's your's!
Uranium: Will ya stop arguing? Y'know what? Square up my guy!
August: G-guys?
C'MON SQUARE UP JOSHY
August can you please stop fighting? Please? tears up
C'MON JOSHY YOU SCARED OR WHAT?! HUH?
I SAID CAN YOU STOP!!!!!!
silence....
Chapter 2 coming soon!
(heres some background music if you want)
Lady at the desk: Actually, Since all the people are taking so long to come here, Let's just practice at the Training Ring! Its a 5 minute drive from here to there!
Yoshi: Okay! This isn't so bad after all!
they all go into the bus and taking a seat
Driver: Buckle Up! Because this ride is gonna get bumpy! And crazy.
Joshy: What exactly do you mean by c-crazy....?
the bus takes a jerking acceleration and they zoom onto the freeway zooming by several cars
Joshy: Now I'm in a situation where taking a s-sh*t beforehand would be useful!
Kirby: Chill out! We're on the best bus in the city!
Uranium: I-I'm already c-carsick
the bus goes faster, crashes off the highway and onto the freeway
CoolMonkey: AH! Are you crazy?!?! OH! WOE IS ME FOR ALL OF US SHALL BE ARRESTED AND PUT INTO CUSTODY!
back at the regester building, a new person named August walks in.
August: Hello? *quietly* where the hell is everyone
something catches August's eye, A Mario Kart
August: Oh f*ck yeah
back on the freeway
Yoshi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Uranium: *about to throw up*
UHS, OUHG, OUGHHHHHHHHHHHH, I-it's a-about to c-come o-o-ut
Driver: We're here!
everyone walks out of the bus with a face that looks like they've been on the MOST intense rollercoaster ever
Lady at the desk: Oh my! I forgot to introduce myself! My name is Mimi! Some people just call me Miriah! (MER-RI-YUH), I love meat!
Joshy: Well nice to meet you Mimi!
I know you like MY meat!
everyone stares at him
Yoshi: You're really bad at making dirty jokes
Kirby: Unbelivable.
Mimi: a little flustered by what Joshy said A-anyways...the Karts are over there! Once you get yours follow me!
Joshy and Yoshi are in the back of the line talking about Mimi
Joshy: Yo bro, Mimi is really cute bro, she's mine.
Yoshi: I have more charisma than you! You have NO chance!
coolmonkey pops up between them
Coolmonkey: Good luck on that, you're no where in her leauge.
they all look at each other
Joshy: It's on.
at the Training Ring
Mimi: So, Turn on your engines, And to get a good boost, y-you have to hit the acceleration when Lakitu, or the board says "2"! Got it? Once we master driver, start boosting, we'll get onto Drifting! The best part of this Training Journey!
they hear a noise that sounds like a new trainer
August: skids to a stop in style H-Hi guy! My name is August and-
Joshy: Yes we get it! Now get in the line so we get going!
August: tears up a little bit O-okay.....
Mimi: getting irratated GOSH WILL YOU STOP TALKING AND LISTEN?! WE DON'T HAVE TO LEARN DRIFTING, YOU GUYS CAN GO TO GRAND PRIX AND LOSE YOUR ASSES OFF. AM. I. CLEAR?
All: YES MA'AM
Joshy: to yoshi Okay, She's your's
Yoshi: No she's your's!
Uranium: Will ya stop arguing? Y'know what? Square up my guy!
August: G-guys?
C'MON SQUARE UP JOSHY
August can you please stop fighting? Please? tears up
C'MON JOSHY YOU SCARED OR WHAT?! HUH?
I SAID CAN YOU STOP!!!!!!
silence....
Chapter 2 coming soon!
my lines we're so perfect lmfao
and how tf did u know i do not like arguments-
1On 2024-08-25 at 14:05:46
Episode 1: If you're late, You're late!
(heres some background music if you want)
Lady at the desk: Actually, Since all the people are taking so long to come here, Let's just practice at the Training Ring! Its a 5 minute drive from here to there!
Yoshi: Okay! This isn't so bad after all!
they all go into the bus and taking a seat
Driver: Buckle Up! Because this ride is gonna get bumpy! And crazy.
Joshy: What exactly do you mean by c-crazy....?
the bus takes a jerking acceleration and they zoom onto the freeway zooming by several cars
Joshy: Now I'm in a situation where taking a s-sh*t beforehand would be useful!
Kirby: Chill out! We're on the best bus in the city!
Uranium: I-I'm already c-carsick
the bus goes faster, crashes off the highway and onto the freeway
CoolMonkey: AH! Are you crazy?!?! OH! WOE IS ME FOR ALL OF US SHALL BE ARRESTED AND PUT INTO CUSTODY!
back at the regester building, a new person named August walks in.
August: Hello? *quietly* where the hell is everyone
something catches August's eye, A Mario Kart
August: Oh f*ck yeah
back on the freeway
Yoshi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Uranium: *about to throw up*
UHS, OUHG, OUGHHHHHHHHHHHH, I-it's a-about to c-come o-o-ut
Driver: We're here!
everyone walks out of the bus with a face that looks like they've been on the MOST intense rollercoaster ever
Lady at the desk: Oh my! I forgot to introduce myself! My name is Mimi! Some people just call me Miriah! (MER-RI-YUH), I love meat!
Joshy: Well nice to meet you Mimi!
I know you like MY meat!
everyone stares at him
Yoshi: You're really bad at making dirty jokes
Kirby: Unbelivable.
Mimi: a little flustered by what Joshy said A-anyways...the Karts are over there! Once you get yours follow me!
Joshy and Yoshi are in the back of the line talking about Mimi
Joshy: Yo bro, Mimi is really cute bro, she's mine.
Yoshi: I have more charisma than you! You have NO chance!
coolmonkey pops up between them
Coolmonkey: Good luck on that, you're no where in her leauge.
they all look at each other
Joshy: It's on.
at the Training Ring
Mimi: So, Turn on your engines, And to get a good boost, y-you have to hit the acceleration when Lakitu, or the board says "2"! Got it? Once we master driver, start boosting, we'll get onto Drifting! The best part of this Training Journey!
they hear a noise that sounds like a new trainer
August: skids to a stop in style H-Hi guy! My name is August and-
Joshy: Yes we get it! Now get in the line so we get going!
August: tears up a little bit O-okay.....
Mimi: getting irratated GOSH WILL YOU STOP TALKING AND LISTEN?! WE DON'T HAVE TO LEARN DRIFTING, YOU GUYS CAN GO TO GRAND PRIX AND LOSE YOUR ASSES OFF. AM. I. CLEAR?
All: YES MA'AM
Joshy: to yoshi Okay, She's your's
Yoshi: No she's your's!
Uranium: Will ya stop arguing? Y'know what? Square up my guy!
August: G-guys?
C'MON SQUARE UP JOSHY
August can you please stop fighting? Please? tears up
C'MON JOSHY YOU SCARED OR WHAT?! HUH?
I SAID CAN YOU STOP!!!!!!
silence....
Chapter 2 coming soon!
(heres some background music if you want)
Lady at the desk: Actually, Since all the people are taking so long to come here, Let's just practice at the Training Ring! Its a 5 minute drive from here to there!
Yoshi: Okay! This isn't so bad after all!
they all go into the bus and taking a seat
Driver: Buckle Up! Because this ride is gonna get bumpy! And crazy.
Joshy: What exactly do you mean by c-crazy....?
the bus takes a jerking acceleration and they zoom onto the freeway zooming by several cars
Joshy: Now I'm in a situation where taking a s-sh*t beforehand would be useful!
Kirby: Chill out! We're on the best bus in the city!
Uranium: I-I'm already c-carsick
the bus goes faster, crashes off the highway and onto the freeway
CoolMonkey: AH! Are you crazy?!?! OH! WOE IS ME FOR ALL OF US SHALL BE ARRESTED AND PUT INTO CUSTODY!
back at the regester building, a new person named August walks in.
August: Hello? *quietly* where the hell is everyone
something catches August's eye, A Mario Kart
August: Oh f*ck yeah
back on the freeway
Yoshi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Uranium: *about to throw up*
UHS, OUHG, OUGHHHHHHHHHHHH, I-it's a-about to c-come o-o-ut
Driver: We're here!
everyone walks out of the bus with a face that looks like they've been on the MOST intense rollercoaster ever
Lady at the desk: Oh my! I forgot to introduce myself! My name is Mimi! Some people just call me Miriah! (MER-RI-YUH), I love meat!
Joshy: Well nice to meet you Mimi!
I know you like MY meat!
everyone stares at him
Yoshi: You're really bad at making dirty jokes
Kirby: Unbelivable.
Mimi: a little flustered by what Joshy said A-anyways...the Karts are over there! Once you get yours follow me!
Joshy and Yoshi are in the back of the line talking about Mimi
Joshy: Yo bro, Mimi is really cute bro, she's mine.
Yoshi: I have more charisma than you! You have NO chance!
coolmonkey pops up between them
Coolmonkey: Good luck on that, you're no where in her leauge.
they all look at each other
Joshy: It's on.
at the Training Ring
Mimi: So, Turn on your engines, And to get a good boost, y-you have to hit the acceleration when Lakitu, or the board says "2"! Got it? Once we master driver, start boosting, we'll get onto Drifting! The best part of this Training Journey!
they hear a noise that sounds like a new trainer
August: skids to a stop in style H-Hi guy! My name is August and-
Joshy: Yes we get it! Now get in the line so we get going!
August: tears up a little bit O-okay.....
Mimi: getting irratated GOSH WILL YOU STOP TALKING AND LISTEN?! WE DON'T HAVE TO LEARN DRIFTING, YOU GUYS CAN GO TO GRAND PRIX AND LOSE YOUR ASSES OFF. AM. I. CLEAR?
All: YES MA'AM
Joshy: to yoshi Okay, She's your's
Yoshi: No she's your's!
Uranium: Will ya stop arguing? Y'know what? Square up my guy!
August: G-guys?
C'MON SQUARE UP JOSHY
August can you please stop fighting? Please? tears up
C'MON JOSHY YOU SCARED OR WHAT?! HUH?
I SAID CAN YOU STOP!!!!!!
silence....
Chapter 2 coming soon!
my lines we're so perfect lmfao
1On 2024-08-20 at 14:11:04
Name: August
Color: Dark Green
Personality: Likes To Be Alone & Likes To Play Alone, Mostly Kind To People
Color: Dark Green
Personality: Likes To Be Alone & Likes To Play Alone, Mostly Kind To People
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1school rules
On 2024-08-18 at 16:08:06
The School is not boring.
agreed, honestly a lot of my friends are in my school and those are what keep me from not being bored, and being a nuisance to society also keeps me entertained. aswell as writing (no wonder im so addicted to programming, all i just do is type some garbage and debug it)
Meme of 2023
On 2024-08-17 at 11:24:59
It Won't Work with the YouTube BBCodes ☹️
https://youtube.com/shorts/LnNEvieNQwQ?si=LqIGeJqRKzo2Z3lk
https://youtube.com/shorts/LnNEvieNQwQ?si=LqIGeJqRKzo2Z3lk
i have a quick way to convert this type of link into a video, you should take the gibberish thats before the '?si' and add it at the end of this link: https://youtube.com/watch?v= It'll work with the 'youtube' BBCode then. Like this:
WAIT WHAT I TRIED THIS EARLIER AND IT DIDNWORDKDOJSOKZKKZZ
Lmfao, did u type it wrong or somethin- or did u use AFTER the ?si=
On 2024-08-17 at 11:08:49
It Won't Work with the YouTube BBCodes ☹️
https://youtube.com/shorts/LnNEvieNQwQ?si=LqIGeJqRKzo2Z3lk
https://youtube.com/shorts/LnNEvieNQwQ?si=LqIGeJqRKzo2Z3lk
i have a quick way to convert this type of link into a video, you should take the gibberish thats before the '?si' and add it at the end of this link: https://youtube.com/watch?v= It'll work with the 'youtube' BBCode then. Like this:
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2MKPC Slander
On 2024-08-02 at 17:47:36
People On MKPC Choosing A Random Ass Number To Set Their Age As 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 (i am not an exception):
In Astra
On 2024-08-28 at 12:56:34
i expand upwards to annexx all of scotland
On 2024-08-25 at 19:22:25
i will rejoin as august the second, i claim all of scotland and the new country name is Arabscotia (bcuz im arab)
31On 2024-08-25 at 16:30:09
oh boo i'm back
by back, do you mean as the ghost of august i or as an actual polity??
back from my break (it was so relaxing, i didnt go insane Yay)
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1On 2024-08-25 at 14:47:26
oh boo i'm back
223On 2024-08-21 at 22:20:14
BREAKING NEWS
Sad news in the First Nyanist Empire, Queen Oohtwittweettweettweet I (August I) has died.
Leaving her empire without an heir, she left in her will the series of events that would take place if she died so suddenly like this - the empire would be dissolved and annexed into the Imperial Federation of Joshy. The citizens of the former Nyanist Empire will now call themselves Joshian from now. Henceforth, the First Nyanist Empire is no more...
Sad news in the First Nyanist Empire, Queen Oohtwittweettweettweet I (August I) has died.
Leaving her empire without an heir, she left in her will the series of events that would take place if she died so suddenly like this - the empire would be dissolved and annexed into the Imperial Federation of Joshy. The citizens of the former Nyanist Empire will now call themselves Joshian from now. Henceforth, the First Nyanist Empire is no more...
(boo i'm a ghost, there is a heir called August II but she did not want to take the throne sooo uhhhh yeah. okay i am no longer a ghost im still dead tho-)
3On 2024-08-21 at 22:09:57
and also, all of my bombs, resources and EVERYTHING i have goes to joshy
Bloody hell now Joshy's a superpower
> : D
11On 2024-08-21 at 22:04:08
and also, all of my bombs, resources and EVERYTHING i have goes to joshy
On 2024-08-21 at 22:03:52
y'all im exiting this playerbase thingy, so imma give away all of my territories to joshy esploshi
Please tell me you're not giving him the resources you found out of bloody nowhere
oh yea that too
On 2024-08-21 at 22:00:19
y'all im exiting this playerbase thingy, so imma give away all of my territories to joshy esploshi
3On 2024-08-21 at 21:45:45
I'm going to go ahead and restore the Duchy of Champagne to cement my rule of Northern France
alright, just don't touch pigouni's land, or occitania incase you wanna expand, i don't really care if u want to rule northern france, just dont touch pigouni, west occitania, east occitania.
Mate I think he knows his boundaries also Cosmic do you mind if I just take all the arab countries and revive the Islamic Empire?
w h a t
, i might not be cosmic but no. No absoloutely not bcuz my territory is in that "arab country" region so therefore i am not gonna cooperate if you wanna take my land, the only possible way to do so if you wanna take my land, MY LAND is to go to war with me, AND IF YOU WANNA GO TO WAR WITH ME THEN YOUD RECEIVE A NICE SHOWER. OF BOMBS1On 2024-08-21 at 21:41:13
I'm going to go ahead and restore the Duchy of Champagne to cement my rule of Northern France
alright, just don't touch pigouni's land, or occitania incase you wanna expand, i don't really care if u want to rule northern france, just dont touch pigouni, west occitania, east occitania.
On 2024-08-21 at 16:59:51
Five years have passed since the Treaty of Carthage, which declared the creation of West and Occitania, controlled by two seperate superpowers. As the world develops into the next era, it appears that the fragile peace that has lasted for half a decade may end soon. Europe has been divided into two factions which exist in relative harmony. What used to be Canada has been divided by the Technocracy, Suprmegasven and the newly formed Federated States of Waluigia. The Sultanate of Fire has expanded to encompass much of the Maghreb, much to the worry of the Nyanist Empire.
The Imperial Federation of Joshy has territories in almost every single continent, and has created puppet states to stem the growth of potential rivals. Although Joshy and the Nyanists exist together in friendship, it is unclear whether this cordiality will persist or end crashing in flames, and the Technocracy seeks to rid humanity of its weakness and unite it under one state.
Thus, the Cold War is rekindled
The Imperial Federation of Joshy has territories in almost every single continent, and has created puppet states to stem the growth of potential rivals. Although Joshy and the Nyanists exist together in friendship, it is unclear whether this cordiality will persist or end crashing in flames, and the Technocracy seeks to rid humanity of its weakness and unite it under one state.
Thus, the Cold War is rekindled
"much to worry of the nyanist empire" uhhh, it doesnt worry me sadly
if it did i would've already bombed northern africa into millions 
You would've bloody what?!
read it again. your lucky you weren't strong enough to actually worry me, infact not a single country worries me : )))))))))
On 2024-08-21 at 15:57:06
Five years have passed since the Treaty of Carthage, which declared the creation of West and Occitania, controlled by two seperate superpowers. As the world develops into the next era, it appears that the fragile peace that has lasted for half a decade may end soon. Europe has been divided into two factions which exist in relative harmony. What used to be Canada has been divided by the Technocracy, Suprmegasven and the newly formed Federated States of Waluigia. The Sultanate of Fire has expanded to encompass much of the Maghreb, much to the worry of the Nyanist Empire.
The Imperial Federation of Joshy has territories in almost every single continent, and has created puppet states to stem the growth of potential rivals. Although Joshy and the Nyanists exist together in friendship, it is unclear whether this cordiality will persist or end crashing in flames, and the Technocracy seeks to rid humanity of its weakness and unite it under one state.
Thus, the Cold War is rekindled
The Imperial Federation of Joshy has territories in almost every single continent, and has created puppet states to stem the growth of potential rivals. Although Joshy and the Nyanists exist together in friendship, it is unclear whether this cordiality will persist or end crashing in flames, and the Technocracy seeks to rid humanity of its weakness and unite it under one state.
Thus, the Cold War is rekindled
"much to worry of the nyanist empire" uhhh, it doesnt worry me sadly
if it did i would've already bombed northern africa into millions ealso dont forget, im also in canada cause i controll all of manitoba
Ist all of manitoba i litlle cursed? i imagine the more coastal areas
i control all of it cuz uh c a e s i u m
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