[Fanfic] How to win a Race.
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7855 pts ★ RacerOn 2024-08-20 at 02:14:57
This has literally became a trend on MKPC so I decided to do it too
! I am making a new fanfic called "How to win a Race!" This fanfic will be based on Mario Kart, and I will take 15 people MAX.
Other stuff i need to announce: I won't make the fanfic right away because of middle school and stuff, so in my free time when I come home and other stuff, If I have enough time I can make the story! And I also won't be answering your replies right away because of school
. But when I see that there is 15 people, thats when i'll say "Okay that is enough people, stay tuned for the story coming soon!"
If you have questions ask me!
Edit: I made this because I was deadass bored
! I am making a new fanfic called "How to win a Race!" This fanfic will be based on Mario Kart, and I will take 15 people MAX.Other stuff i need to announce: I won't make the fanfic right away because of middle school and stuff, so in my free time when I come home and other stuff, If I have enough time I can make the story! And I also won't be answering your replies right away because of school
. But when I see that there is 15 people, thats when i'll say "Okay that is enough people, stay tuned for the story coming soon!"If you have questions ask me!
Edit: I made this because I was deadass bored
On 2024-08-20 at 02:22:33
You shouldn't make a fanfic because it's "trendy" that's just a dumb reason to make something
On 2024-08-20 at 02:23:30
You shouldn't make a fanfic because it's "trendy" that's just a dumb reason to make something
But thats not the main reason I made a fanfic, mostly because I was deadass bored
1On 2024-08-20 at 03:04:45
Prolouge
Yoshi649: Finally, After all those hours on the plane, I am here! Mario Kart PC! walks in Wow! That's alot of people here! If they are going against me i'm gonna kick ass!walks towards the sign up desk
Lady at the desk: Oh hello! You must be Yoshi649 signing up!
Yoshi649: I sure am! signing the paper So what do I do now?
You need to wait for 14 more people to come! It will take a few days or less...
Yoshi649: WHAT?!?! SO I COME HERE JUST TO WAIT FOR A FEW DAYS FOR THOSE F*CKING SLOW POKES TO SIGN UP TOO?!?
everyone in the building stares at him with disappointment and shame
Yoshi649: Heh heh....to himself quietly This is great! Very great! Just f*cking awesome!
Yoshi649: Finally, After all those hours on the plane, I am here! Mario Kart PC! walks in Wow! That's alot of people here! If they are going against me i'm gonna kick ass!walks towards the sign up desk
Lady at the desk: Oh hello! You must be Yoshi649 signing up!
Yoshi649: I sure am! signing the paper So what do I do now?
You need to wait for 14 more people to come! It will take a few days or less...
Yoshi649: WHAT?!?! SO I COME HERE JUST TO WAIT FOR A FEW DAYS FOR THOSE F*CKING SLOW POKES TO SIGN UP TOO?!?
everyone in the building stares at him with disappointment and shame
Yoshi649: Heh heh....to himself quietly This is great! Very great! Just f*cking awesome!
On 2024-08-20 at 14:11:04
Name: August
Color: Dark Green
Personality: Likes To Be Alone & Likes To Play Alone, Mostly Kind To People
Color: Dark Green
Personality: Likes To Be Alone & Likes To Play Alone, Mostly Kind To People
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1On 2024-08-21 at 00:18:03
Name:Iam (nickname: Max).
Abilities: decent track designs.
Species: Human.
Personality: Kind, Is a music head, short fused.
Weapons (optional): Shotgun, Knives, fists.
Color: White
Abilities: decent track designs.
Species: Human.
Personality: Kind, Is a music head, short fused.
Weapons (optional): Shotgun, Knives, fists.
Color: White
1On 2024-08-21 at 00:21:15
Name: Joshy (what more could it be?(part of the name))
Color: Blue-Green
Personality: Likes to be in its corner-oh yeah we are racing- SPEED MODE ELETRIC PERSONALITY AND SAYS EVERTHING WITHOUT THINKING
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Color: Blue-Green
Personality: Likes to be in its corner-oh yeah we are racing- SPEED MODE ELETRIC PERSONALITY AND SAYS EVERTHING WITHOUT THINKING
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On 2024-08-21 at 00:49:34
name:coolmonkey
Color:brown
Speices:monkey
personality:likes to build retro tracks and goes on his laptop everyday
Color:brown
Speices:monkey
personality:likes to build retro tracks and goes on his laptop everyday
1On 2024-08-21 at 01:24:47
This has literally became a trend on MKPC so I decided to do it too! I am making a new fanfic called "How to win a Race!" This fanfic will be based on Mario Kart, and I will take 15 people MAX.
Other stuff i need to announce: I won't make the fanfic right away because of middle school and stuff, so in my free time when I come home and other stuff, If I have enough time I can make the story! And I also won't be answering your replies right away because of school. But when I see that there is 15 people, thats when i'll say "Okay that is enough people, stay tuned for the story coming soon!"
If you have questions ask me!
Edit: I made this because I was deadass bored
! I am making a new fanfic called "How to win a Race!" This fanfic will be based on Mario Kart, and I will take 15 people MAX.Other stuff i need to announce: I won't make the fanfic right away because of middle school and stuff, so in my free time when I come home and other stuff, If I have enough time I can make the story! And I also won't be answering your replies right away because of school
. But when I see that there is 15 people, thats when i'll say "Okay that is enough people, stay tuned for the story coming soon!"If you have questions ask me!
Edit: I made this because I was deadass bored
Name: Uranium
Colour: Grey
1On 2024-08-21 at 01:27:22
Prolouge PT.2
2 people walk in, which is coolmonkey and joshyesploshi
Yoshi649: FINALLY! C'MON SIGN UP I WANNA GET RACING!
Lady at the desk: Uhhh, I think you got this wrong....This is like, you sign up, and you gotta take a 50 minute drive to Mario Kart University. But right now we're just waiting for others.
Yoshi649: ARE YOU F*CKING SERIOUS-
JoshyEsploshi: puts his hand on Yoshi's shoulder Just take it easy, I've felt that way, where I always had to wait for something and-
Yoshi649: I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOUR STUPID LECTURE, LEAVE ME THE F*CK ALONE!
coolmonkey looks at JoshyEsploshi in confusion
CoolMonkey: What's up with you my guy?
Yoshi649: And don't call me guy.
another person walks in
Kirby: Hey guys! What's up? he trys to say in a cool way
Yoshi: to himself I can't live 1 second longer with these people
Joshy: So uhhh, what we doing?
Yoshi: Y'know what? F*ck it.
Yoshi charges towards Joshy and tackles him to the ground beating him up
Kirby: Oh my! OH MY! Someone get security!
CoolMonkey: HEY HEY HEY! STOP IT! he grabs Yoshi away as Kirby goes to treat Joshy all bruised up
Lady at the desk: coming back from getting papers WHAT HAPPENED?!?
CoolMonkey and Kirby: Yoshi and Jo shi got into a fight.
Lady at the desk: Both of you in the office!
in the office....
Lady at the desk: So why did you tackle him?
Yoshi: This sh*t is taking TOO long, I wanna race NOW! Plus, this b*tch is annoying as f*ck
Joshy: OH HEY WATCHING YA F*CKING MOUTH, I MAY LOOK INNOCENT AND KIND BUT OH BOY MY MOUTH WILL SAY STUFF I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID IF YOU'RE GONNA SAY THAT TO ME!
Lady at the desk: looks at them for a couple of seconds and wipes her glasses before beginning to talk I'll be nice and make a deal, I'll let you guys stay, if you guys can not cuss or fight each other. Deal?
Joshy and Yoshi: D e a l .
Chapter 1 coming soon!
2 people walk in, which is coolmonkey and joshyesploshi
Yoshi649: FINALLY! C'MON SIGN UP I WANNA GET RACING!
Lady at the desk: Uhhh, I think you got this wrong....This is like, you sign up, and you gotta take a 50 minute drive to Mario Kart University. But right now we're just waiting for others.
Yoshi649: ARE YOU F*CKING SERIOUS-
JoshyEsploshi: puts his hand on Yoshi's shoulder Just take it easy, I've felt that way, where I always had to wait for something and-
Yoshi649: I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOUR STUPID LECTURE, LEAVE ME THE F*CK ALONE!
coolmonkey looks at JoshyEsploshi in confusion
CoolMonkey: What's up with you my guy?
Yoshi649: And don't call me guy.
another person walks in
Kirby: Hey guys! What's up? he trys to say in a cool way
Yoshi: to himself I can't live 1 second longer with these people
Joshy: So uhhh, what we doing?
Yoshi: Y'know what? F*ck it.
Yoshi charges towards Joshy and tackles him to the ground beating him up
Kirby: Oh my! OH MY! Someone get security!
CoolMonkey: HEY HEY HEY! STOP IT! he grabs Yoshi away as Kirby goes to treat Joshy all bruised up
Lady at the desk: coming back from getting papers WHAT HAPPENED?!?
CoolMonkey and Kirby: Yoshi and Jo shi got into a fight.
Lady at the desk: Both of you in the office!
in the office....
Lady at the desk: So why did you tackle him?
Yoshi: This sh*t is taking TOO long, I wanna race NOW! Plus, this b*tch is annoying as f*ck
Joshy: OH HEY WATCHING YA F*CKING MOUTH, I MAY LOOK INNOCENT AND KIND BUT OH BOY MY MOUTH WILL SAY STUFF I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID IF YOU'RE GONNA SAY THAT TO ME!
Lady at the desk: looks at them for a couple of seconds and wipes her glasses before beginning to talk I'll be nice and make a deal, I'll let you guys stay, if you guys can not cuss or fight each other. Deal?
Joshy and Yoshi: D e a l .
Chapter 1 coming soon!
1
1On 2024-08-21 at 02:01:00
Prolouge PT.2
2 people walk in, which is coolmonkey and joshyesploshi
Yoshi649: FINALLY! C'MON SIGN UP I WANNA GET RACING!
Lady at the desk: Uhhh, I think you got this wrong....This is like, you sign up, and you gotta take a 50 minute drive to Mario Kart University. But right now we're just waiting for others.
Yoshi649: ARE YOU F*CKING SERIOUS-
JoshyEsploshi: puts his hand on Yoshi's shoulder Just take it easy, I've felt that way, where I always had to wait for something and-
Yoshi649: I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOUR STUPID LECTURE, LEAVE ME THE F*CK ALONE!
coolmonkey looks at JoshyEsploshi in confusion
CoolMonkey: What's up with you my guy?
Yoshi649: And don't call me guy.
another person walks in
Kirby: Hey guys! What's up? he trys to say in a cool way
Yoshi: to himself I can't live 1 second longer with these people
Joshy: So uhhh, what we doing?
Yoshi: Y'know what? F*ck it.
Yoshi charges towards Joshy and tackles him to the ground beating him up
Kirby: Oh my! OH MY! Someone get security!
CoolMonkey: HEY HEY HEY! STOP IT! he grabs Yoshi away as Kirby goes to treat Joshy all bruised up
Lady at the desk: coming back from getting papers WHAT HAPPENED?!?
CoolMonkey and Kirby: Yoshi and Jo shi got into a fight.
Lady at the desk: Both of you in the office!
in the office....
Lady at the desk: So why did you tackle him?
Yoshi: This sh*t is taking TOO long, I wanna race NOW! Plus, this b*tch is annoying as f*ck
Joshy: OH HEY WATCHING YA F*CKING MOUTH, I MAY LOOK INNOCENT AND KIND BUT OH BOY MY MOUTH WILL SAY STUFF I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID IF YOU'RE GONNA SAY THAT TO ME!
Lady at the desk: looks at them for a couple of seconds and wipes her glasses before beginning to talk I'll be nice and make a deal, I'll let you guys stay, if you guys can not cuss or fight each other. Deal?
Joshy and Yoshi: D e a l .
Chapter 1 coming soon!
2 people walk in, which is coolmonkey and joshyesploshi
Yoshi649: FINALLY! C'MON SIGN UP I WANNA GET RACING!
Lady at the desk: Uhhh, I think you got this wrong....This is like, you sign up, and you gotta take a 50 minute drive to Mario Kart University. But right now we're just waiting for others.
Yoshi649: ARE YOU F*CKING SERIOUS-
JoshyEsploshi: puts his hand on Yoshi's shoulder Just take it easy, I've felt that way, where I always had to wait for something and-
Yoshi649: I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOUR STUPID LECTURE, LEAVE ME THE F*CK ALONE!
coolmonkey looks at JoshyEsploshi in confusion
CoolMonkey: What's up with you my guy?
Yoshi649: And don't call me guy.
another person walks in
Kirby: Hey guys! What's up? he trys to say in a cool way
Yoshi: to himself I can't live 1 second longer with these people
Joshy: So uhhh, what we doing?
Yoshi: Y'know what? F*ck it.
Yoshi charges towards Joshy and tackles him to the ground beating him up
Kirby: Oh my! OH MY! Someone get security!
CoolMonkey: HEY HEY HEY! STOP IT! he grabs Yoshi away as Kirby goes to treat Joshy all bruised up
Lady at the desk: coming back from getting papers WHAT HAPPENED?!?
CoolMonkey and Kirby: Yoshi and Jo shi got into a fight.
Lady at the desk: Both of you in the office!
in the office....
Lady at the desk: So why did you tackle him?
Yoshi: This sh*t is taking TOO long, I wanna race NOW! Plus, this b*tch is annoying as f*ck
Joshy: OH HEY WATCHING YA F*CKING MOUTH, I MAY LOOK INNOCENT AND KIND BUT OH BOY MY MOUTH WILL SAY STUFF I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID IF YOU'RE GONNA SAY THAT TO ME!
Lady at the desk: looks at them for a couple of seconds and wipes her glasses before beginning to talk I'll be nice and make a deal, I'll let you guys stay, if you guys can not cuss or fight each other. Deal?
Joshy and Yoshi: D e a l .
Chapter 1 coming soon!
Me casually being forgotten (ik you probably wrote this before I joined but still)
1On 2024-08-21 at 14:58:13
Prolouge PT.2
2 people walk in, which is coolmonkey and joshyesploshi
Yoshi649: FINALLY! C'MON SIGN UP I WANNA GET RACING!
Lady at the desk: Uhhh, I think you got this wrong....This is like, you sign up, and you gotta take a 50 minute drive to Mario Kart University. But right now we're just waiting for others.
Yoshi649: ARE YOU F*CKING SERIOUS-
JoshyEsploshi: puts his hand on Yoshi's shoulder Just take it easy, I've felt that way, where I always had to wait for something and-
Yoshi649: I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOUR STUPID LECTURE, LEAVE ME THE F*CK ALONE!
coolmonkey looks at JoshyEsploshi in confusion
CoolMonkey: What's up with you my guy?
Yoshi649: And don't call me guy.
another person walks in
Kirby: Hey guys! What's up? he trys to say in a cool way
Yoshi: to himself I can't live 1 second longer with these people
Joshy: So uhhh, what we doing?
Yoshi: Y'know what? F*ck it.
Yoshi charges towards Joshy and tackles him to the ground beating him up
Kirby: Oh my! OH MY! Someone get security!
CoolMonkey: HEY HEY HEY! STOP IT! he grabs Yoshi away as Kirby goes to treat Joshy all bruised up
Lady at the desk: coming back from getting papers WHAT HAPPENED?!?
CoolMonkey and Kirby: Yoshi and Jo shi got into a fight.
Lady at the desk: Both of you in the office!
in the office....
Lady at the desk: So why did you tackle him?
Yoshi: This sh*t is taking TOO long, I wanna race NOW! Plus, this b*tch is annoying as f*ck
Joshy: OH HEY WATCHING YA F*CKING MOUTH, I MAY LOOK INNOCENT AND KIND BUT OH BOY MY MOUTH WILL SAY STUFF I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID IF YOU'RE GONNA SAY THAT TO ME!
Lady at the desk: looks at them for a couple of seconds and wipes her glasses before beginning to talk I'll be nice and make a deal, I'll let you guys stay, if you guys can not cuss or fight each other. Deal?
Joshy and Yoshi: D e a l .
Chapter 1 coming soon!
2 people walk in, which is coolmonkey and joshyesploshi
Yoshi649: FINALLY! C'MON SIGN UP I WANNA GET RACING!
Lady at the desk: Uhhh, I think you got this wrong....This is like, you sign up, and you gotta take a 50 minute drive to Mario Kart University. But right now we're just waiting for others.
Yoshi649: ARE YOU F*CKING SERIOUS-
JoshyEsploshi: puts his hand on Yoshi's shoulder Just take it easy, I've felt that way, where I always had to wait for something and-
Yoshi649: I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOUR STUPID LECTURE, LEAVE ME THE F*CK ALONE!
coolmonkey looks at JoshyEsploshi in confusion
CoolMonkey: What's up with you my guy?
Yoshi649: And don't call me guy.
another person walks in
Kirby: Hey guys! What's up? he trys to say in a cool way
Yoshi: to himself I can't live 1 second longer with these people
Joshy: So uhhh, what we doing?
Yoshi: Y'know what? F*ck it.
Yoshi charges towards Joshy and tackles him to the ground beating him up
Kirby: Oh my! OH MY! Someone get security!
CoolMonkey: HEY HEY HEY! STOP IT! he grabs Yoshi away as Kirby goes to treat Joshy all bruised up
Lady at the desk: coming back from getting papers WHAT HAPPENED?!?
CoolMonkey and Kirby: Yoshi and Jo shi got into a fight.
Lady at the desk: Both of you in the office!
in the office....
Lady at the desk: So why did you tackle him?
Yoshi: This sh*t is taking TOO long, I wanna race NOW! Plus, this b*tch is annoying as f*ck
Joshy: OH HEY WATCHING YA F*CKING MOUTH, I MAY LOOK INNOCENT AND KIND BUT OH BOY MY MOUTH WILL SAY STUFF I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID IF YOU'RE GONNA SAY THAT TO ME!
Lady at the desk: looks at them for a couple of seconds and wipes her glasses before beginning to talk I'll be nice and make a deal, I'll let you guys stay, if you guys can not cuss or fight each other. Deal?
Joshy and Yoshi: D e a l .
Chapter 1 coming soon!
My lines were perfect!
(And i should not say this but Yoshi649 was annoing-
On 2024-08-21 at 15:01:38
How to win a race: Do not use mobile
22On 2024-08-25 at 00:48:30
Im gonna need s'more people guys
On 2024-08-25 at 02:15:37
Episode 1: If you're late, You're late!
(heres some background music if you want)
Lady at the desk: Actually, Since all the people are taking so long to come here, Let's just practice at the Training Ring! Its a 5 minute drive from here to there!
Yoshi: Okay! This isn't so bad after all!
they all go into the bus and taking a seat
Driver: Buckle Up! Because this ride is gonna get bumpy! And crazy.
Joshy: What exactly do you mean by c-crazy....?
the bus takes a jerking acceleration and they zoom onto the freeway zooming by several cars
Joshy: Now I'm in a situation where taking a s-sh*t beforehand would be useful!
Kirby: Chill out! We're on the best bus in the city!
Uranium: I-I'm already c-carsick
the bus goes faster, crashes off the highway and onto the freeway
CoolMonkey: AH! Are you crazy?!?! OH! WOE IS ME FOR ALL OF US SHALL BE ARRESTED AND PUT INTO CUSTODY!
back at the regester building, a new person named August walks in.
August: Hello? *quietly* where the hell is everyone
something catches August's eye, A Mario Kart
August: Oh f*ck yeah
back on the freeway
Yoshi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Uranium: *about to throw up*
UHS, OUHG, OUGHHHHHHHHHHHH, I-it's a-about to c-come o-o-ut
Driver: We're here!
everyone walks out of the bus with a face that looks like they've been on the MOST intense rollercoaster ever
Lady at the desk: Oh my! I forgot to introduce myself! My name is Mimi! Some people just call me Miriah! (MER-RI-YUH), I love meat!
Joshy: Well nice to meet you Mimi!
I know you like MY meat!
everyone stares at him
Yoshi: You're really bad at making dirty jokes
Kirby: Unbelivable.
Mimi: a little flustered by what Joshy said A-anyways...the Karts are over there! Once you get yours follow me!
Joshy and Yoshi are in the back of the line talking about Mimi
Joshy: Yo bro, Mimi is really cute bro, she's mine.
Yoshi: I have more charisma than you! You have NO chance!
coolmonkey pops up between them
Coolmonkey: Good luck on that, you're no where in her leauge.
they all look at each other
Joshy: It's on.
at the Training Ring
Mimi: So, Turn on your engines, And to get a good boost, y-you have to hit the acceleration when Lakitu, or the board says "2"! Got it? Once we master driver, start boosting, we'll get onto Drifting! The best part of this Training Journey!
they hear a noise that sounds like a new trainer
August: skids to a stop in style H-Hi guy! My name is August and-
Joshy: Yes we get it! Now get in the line so we get going!
August: tears up a little bit O-okay.....
Mimi: getting irratated GOSH WILL YOU STOP TALKING AND LISTEN?! WE DON'T HAVE TO LEARN DRIFTING, YOU GUYS CAN GO TO GRAND PRIX AND LOSE YOUR ASSES OFF. AM. I. CLEAR?
All: YES MA'AM
Joshy: to yoshi Okay, She's your's
Yoshi: No she's your's!
Uranium: Will ya stop arguing? Y'know what? Square up my guy!
August: G-guys?
C'MON SQUARE UP JOSHY
August can you please stop fighting? Please? tears up
C'MON JOSHY YOU SCARED OR WHAT?! HUH?
I SAID CAN YOU STOP!!!!!!
silence....
Chapter 2 coming soon!
(heres some background music if you want)
Lady at the desk: Actually, Since all the people are taking so long to come here, Let's just practice at the Training Ring! Its a 5 minute drive from here to there!
Yoshi: Okay! This isn't so bad after all!
they all go into the bus and taking a seat
Driver: Buckle Up! Because this ride is gonna get bumpy! And crazy.
Joshy: What exactly do you mean by c-crazy....?
the bus takes a jerking acceleration and they zoom onto the freeway zooming by several cars
Joshy: Now I'm in a situation where taking a s-sh*t beforehand would be useful!
Kirby: Chill out! We're on the best bus in the city!
Uranium: I-I'm already c-carsick
the bus goes faster, crashes off the highway and onto the freeway
CoolMonkey: AH! Are you crazy?!?! OH! WOE IS ME FOR ALL OF US SHALL BE ARRESTED AND PUT INTO CUSTODY!
back at the regester building, a new person named August walks in.
August: Hello? *quietly* where the hell is everyone
something catches August's eye, A Mario Kart
August: Oh f*ck yeah
back on the freeway
Yoshi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Uranium: *about to throw up*
UHS, OUHG, OUGHHHHHHHHHHHH, I-it's a-about to c-come o-o-ut
Driver: We're here!
everyone walks out of the bus with a face that looks like they've been on the MOST intense rollercoaster ever
Lady at the desk: Oh my! I forgot to introduce myself! My name is Mimi! Some people just call me Miriah! (MER-RI-YUH), I love meat!
Joshy: Well nice to meet you Mimi!
I know you like MY meat!
everyone stares at him
Yoshi: You're really bad at making dirty jokes
Kirby: Unbelivable.
Mimi: a little flustered by what Joshy said A-anyways...the Karts are over there! Once you get yours follow me!
Joshy and Yoshi are in the back of the line talking about Mimi
Joshy: Yo bro, Mimi is really cute bro, she's mine.
Yoshi: I have more charisma than you! You have NO chance!
coolmonkey pops up between them
Coolmonkey: Good luck on that, you're no where in her leauge.
they all look at each other
Joshy: It's on.
at the Training Ring
Mimi: So, Turn on your engines, And to get a good boost, y-you have to hit the acceleration when Lakitu, or the board says "2"! Got it? Once we master driver, start boosting, we'll get onto Drifting! The best part of this Training Journey!
they hear a noise that sounds like a new trainer
August: skids to a stop in style H-Hi guy! My name is August and-
Joshy: Yes we get it! Now get in the line so we get going!
August: tears up a little bit O-okay.....
Mimi: getting irratated GOSH WILL YOU STOP TALKING AND LISTEN?! WE DON'T HAVE TO LEARN DRIFTING, YOU GUYS CAN GO TO GRAND PRIX AND LOSE YOUR ASSES OFF. AM. I. CLEAR?
All: YES MA'AM
Joshy: to yoshi Okay, She's your's
Yoshi: No she's your's!
Uranium: Will ya stop arguing? Y'know what? Square up my guy!
August: G-guys?
C'MON SQUARE UP JOSHY
August can you please stop fighting? Please? tears up
C'MON JOSHY YOU SCARED OR WHAT?! HUH?
I SAID CAN YOU STOP!!!!!!
silence....
Chapter 2 coming soon!
1On 2024-08-25 at 02:39:44
Episode 1: If you're late, You're late!
(heres some background music if you want)
Lady at the desk: Actually, Since all the people are taking so long to come here, Let's just practice at the Training Ring! Its a 5 minute drive from here to there!
Yoshi: Okay! This isn't so bad after all!
they all go into the bus and taking a seat
Driver: Buckle Up! Because this ride is gonna get bumpy! And crazy.
Joshy: What exactly do you mean by c-crazy....?
the bus takes a jerking acceleration and they zoom onto the freeway zooming by several cars
Joshy: Now I'm in a situation where taking a s-sh*t beforehand would be useful!
Kirby: Chill out! We're on the best bus in the city!
Uranium: I-I'm already c-carsick
the bus goes faster, crashes off the highway and onto the freeway
CoolMonkey: AH! Are you crazy?!?! OH! WOE IS ME FOR ALL OF US SHALL BE ARRESTED AND PUT INTO CUSTODY!
back at the regester building, a new person named August walks in.
August: Hello? *quietly* where the hell is everyone
something catches August's eye, A Mario Kart
August: Oh f*ck yeah
back on the freeway
Yoshi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Uranium: *about to throw up*
UHS, OUHG, OUGHHHHHHHHHHHH, I-it's a-about to c-come o-o-ut
Driver: We're here!
everyone walks out of the bus with a face that looks like they've been on the MOST intense rollercoaster ever
Lady at the desk: Oh my! I forgot to introduce myself! My name is Mimi! Some people just call me Miriah! (MER-RI-YUH), I love meat!
Joshy: Well nice to meet you Mimi!
I know you like MY meat!
everyone stares at him
Yoshi: You're really bad at making dirty jokes
Kirby: Unbelivable.
Mimi: a little flustered by what Joshy said A-anyways...the Karts are over there! Once you get yours follow me!
Joshy and Yoshi are in the back of the line talking about Mimi
Joshy: Yo bro, Mimi is really cute bro, she's mine.
Yoshi: I have more charisma than you! You have NO chance!
coolmonkey pops up between them
Coolmonkey: Good luck on that, you're no where in her leauge.
they all look at each other
Joshy: It's on.
at the Training Ring
Mimi: So, Turn on your engines, And to get a good boost, y-you have to hit the acceleration when Lakitu, or the board says "2"! Got it? Once we master driver, start boosting, we'll get onto Drifting! The best part of this Training Journey!
they hear a noise that sounds like a new trainer
August: skids to a stop in style H-Hi guy! My name is August and-
Joshy: Yes we get it! Now get in the line so we get going!
August: tears up a little bit O-okay.....
Mimi: getting irratated GOSH WILL YOU STOP TALKING AND LISTEN?! WE DON'T HAVE TO LEARN DRIFTING, YOU GUYS CAN GO TO GRAND PRIX AND LOSE YOUR ASSES OFF. AM. I. CLEAR?
All: YES MA'AM
Joshy: to yoshi Okay, She's your's
Yoshi: No she's your's!
Uranium: Will ya stop arguing? Y'know what? Square up my guy!
August: G-guys?
C'MON SQUARE UP JOSHY
August can you please stop fighting? Please? tears up
C'MON JOSHY YOU SCARED OR WHAT?! HUH?
I SAID CAN YOU STOP!!!!!!
silence....
Chapter 2 coming soon!
(heres some background music if you want)
Lady at the desk: Actually, Since all the people are taking so long to come here, Let's just practice at the Training Ring! Its a 5 minute drive from here to there!
Yoshi: Okay! This isn't so bad after all!
they all go into the bus and taking a seat
Driver: Buckle Up! Because this ride is gonna get bumpy! And crazy.
Joshy: What exactly do you mean by c-crazy....?
the bus takes a jerking acceleration and they zoom onto the freeway zooming by several cars
Joshy: Now I'm in a situation where taking a s-sh*t beforehand would be useful!
Kirby: Chill out! We're on the best bus in the city!
Uranium: I-I'm already c-carsick
the bus goes faster, crashes off the highway and onto the freeway
CoolMonkey: AH! Are you crazy?!?! OH! WOE IS ME FOR ALL OF US SHALL BE ARRESTED AND PUT INTO CUSTODY!
back at the regester building, a new person named August walks in.
August: Hello? *quietly* where the hell is everyone
something catches August's eye, A Mario Kart
August: Oh f*ck yeah
back on the freeway
Yoshi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Uranium: *about to throw up*
UHS, OUHG, OUGHHHHHHHHHHHH, I-it's a-about to c-come o-o-ut
Driver: We're here!
everyone walks out of the bus with a face that looks like they've been on the MOST intense rollercoaster ever
Lady at the desk: Oh my! I forgot to introduce myself! My name is Mimi! Some people just call me Miriah! (MER-RI-YUH), I love meat!
Joshy: Well nice to meet you Mimi!
I know you like MY meat!
everyone stares at him
Yoshi: You're really bad at making dirty jokes
Kirby: Unbelivable.
Mimi: a little flustered by what Joshy said A-anyways...the Karts are over there! Once you get yours follow me!
Joshy and Yoshi are in the back of the line talking about Mimi
Joshy: Yo bro, Mimi is really cute bro, she's mine.
Yoshi: I have more charisma than you! You have NO chance!
coolmonkey pops up between them
Coolmonkey: Good luck on that, you're no where in her leauge.
they all look at each other
Joshy: It's on.
at the Training Ring
Mimi: So, Turn on your engines, And to get a good boost, y-you have to hit the acceleration when Lakitu, or the board says "2"! Got it? Once we master driver, start boosting, we'll get onto Drifting! The best part of this Training Journey!
they hear a noise that sounds like a new trainer
August: skids to a stop in style H-Hi guy! My name is August and-
Joshy: Yes we get it! Now get in the line so we get going!
August: tears up a little bit O-okay.....
Mimi: getting irratated GOSH WILL YOU STOP TALKING AND LISTEN?! WE DON'T HAVE TO LEARN DRIFTING, YOU GUYS CAN GO TO GRAND PRIX AND LOSE YOUR ASSES OFF. AM. I. CLEAR?
All: YES MA'AM
Joshy: to yoshi Okay, She's your's
Yoshi: No she's your's!
Uranium: Will ya stop arguing? Y'know what? Square up my guy!
August: G-guys?
C'MON SQUARE UP JOSHY
August can you please stop fighting? Please? tears up
C'MON JOSHY YOU SCARED OR WHAT?! HUH?
I SAID CAN YOU STOP!!!!!!
silence....
Chapter 2 coming soon!
Well it was mostly spot on ecept for the dirty joke part and i being interessed in someone but at least i am bad at jokes and needs to do some things at the most inconvenient times.
Well you dont know everthing so its impressive how close you capture my essence.
1On 2024-08-25 at 14:05:46
Episode 1: If you're late, You're late!
(heres some background music if you want)
Lady at the desk: Actually, Since all the people are taking so long to come here, Let's just practice at the Training Ring! Its a 5 minute drive from here to there!
Yoshi: Okay! This isn't so bad after all!
they all go into the bus and taking a seat
Driver: Buckle Up! Because this ride is gonna get bumpy! And crazy.
Joshy: What exactly do you mean by c-crazy....?
the bus takes a jerking acceleration and they zoom onto the freeway zooming by several cars
Joshy: Now I'm in a situation where taking a s-sh*t beforehand would be useful!
Kirby: Chill out! We're on the best bus in the city!
Uranium: I-I'm already c-carsick
the bus goes faster, crashes off the highway and onto the freeway
CoolMonkey: AH! Are you crazy?!?! OH! WOE IS ME FOR ALL OF US SHALL BE ARRESTED AND PUT INTO CUSTODY!
back at the regester building, a new person named August walks in.
August: Hello? *quietly* where the hell is everyone
something catches August's eye, A Mario Kart
August: Oh f*ck yeah
back on the freeway
Yoshi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Uranium: *about to throw up*
UHS, OUHG, OUGHHHHHHHHHHHH, I-it's a-about to c-come o-o-ut
Driver: We're here!
everyone walks out of the bus with a face that looks like they've been on the MOST intense rollercoaster ever
Lady at the desk: Oh my! I forgot to introduce myself! My name is Mimi! Some people just call me Miriah! (MER-RI-YUH), I love meat!
Joshy: Well nice to meet you Mimi!
I know you like MY meat!
everyone stares at him
Yoshi: You're really bad at making dirty jokes
Kirby: Unbelivable.
Mimi: a little flustered by what Joshy said A-anyways...the Karts are over there! Once you get yours follow me!
Joshy and Yoshi are in the back of the line talking about Mimi
Joshy: Yo bro, Mimi is really cute bro, she's mine.
Yoshi: I have more charisma than you! You have NO chance!
coolmonkey pops up between them
Coolmonkey: Good luck on that, you're no where in her leauge.
they all look at each other
Joshy: It's on.
at the Training Ring
Mimi: So, Turn on your engines, And to get a good boost, y-you have to hit the acceleration when Lakitu, or the board says "2"! Got it? Once we master driver, start boosting, we'll get onto Drifting! The best part of this Training Journey!
they hear a noise that sounds like a new trainer
August: skids to a stop in style H-Hi guy! My name is August and-
Joshy: Yes we get it! Now get in the line so we get going!
August: tears up a little bit O-okay.....
Mimi: getting irratated GOSH WILL YOU STOP TALKING AND LISTEN?! WE DON'T HAVE TO LEARN DRIFTING, YOU GUYS CAN GO TO GRAND PRIX AND LOSE YOUR ASSES OFF. AM. I. CLEAR?
All: YES MA'AM
Joshy: to yoshi Okay, She's your's
Yoshi: No she's your's!
Uranium: Will ya stop arguing? Y'know what? Square up my guy!
August: G-guys?
C'MON SQUARE UP JOSHY
August can you please stop fighting? Please? tears up
C'MON JOSHY YOU SCARED OR WHAT?! HUH?
I SAID CAN YOU STOP!!!!!!
silence....
Chapter 2 coming soon!
(heres some background music if you want)
Lady at the desk: Actually, Since all the people are taking so long to come here, Let's just practice at the Training Ring! Its a 5 minute drive from here to there!
Yoshi: Okay! This isn't so bad after all!
they all go into the bus and taking a seat
Driver: Buckle Up! Because this ride is gonna get bumpy! And crazy.
Joshy: What exactly do you mean by c-crazy....?
the bus takes a jerking acceleration and they zoom onto the freeway zooming by several cars
Joshy: Now I'm in a situation where taking a s-sh*t beforehand would be useful!
Kirby: Chill out! We're on the best bus in the city!
Uranium: I-I'm already c-carsick
the bus goes faster, crashes off the highway and onto the freeway
CoolMonkey: AH! Are you crazy?!?! OH! WOE IS ME FOR ALL OF US SHALL BE ARRESTED AND PUT INTO CUSTODY!
back at the regester building, a new person named August walks in.
August: Hello? *quietly* where the hell is everyone
something catches August's eye, A Mario Kart
August: Oh f*ck yeah
back on the freeway
Yoshi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Uranium: *about to throw up*
UHS, OUHG, OUGHHHHHHHHHHHH, I-it's a-about to c-come o-o-ut
Driver: We're here!
everyone walks out of the bus with a face that looks like they've been on the MOST intense rollercoaster ever
Lady at the desk: Oh my! I forgot to introduce myself! My name is Mimi! Some people just call me Miriah! (MER-RI-YUH), I love meat!
Joshy: Well nice to meet you Mimi!
I know you like MY meat!
everyone stares at him
Yoshi: You're really bad at making dirty jokes
Kirby: Unbelivable.
Mimi: a little flustered by what Joshy said A-anyways...the Karts are over there! Once you get yours follow me!
Joshy and Yoshi are in the back of the line talking about Mimi
Joshy: Yo bro, Mimi is really cute bro, she's mine.
Yoshi: I have more charisma than you! You have NO chance!
coolmonkey pops up between them
Coolmonkey: Good luck on that, you're no where in her leauge.
they all look at each other
Joshy: It's on.
at the Training Ring
Mimi: So, Turn on your engines, And to get a good boost, y-you have to hit the acceleration when Lakitu, or the board says "2"! Got it? Once we master driver, start boosting, we'll get onto Drifting! The best part of this Training Journey!
they hear a noise that sounds like a new trainer
August: skids to a stop in style H-Hi guy! My name is August and-
Joshy: Yes we get it! Now get in the line so we get going!
August: tears up a little bit O-okay.....
Mimi: getting irratated GOSH WILL YOU STOP TALKING AND LISTEN?! WE DON'T HAVE TO LEARN DRIFTING, YOU GUYS CAN GO TO GRAND PRIX AND LOSE YOUR ASSES OFF. AM. I. CLEAR?
All: YES MA'AM
Joshy: to yoshi Okay, She's your's
Yoshi: No she's your's!
Uranium: Will ya stop arguing? Y'know what? Square up my guy!
August: G-guys?
C'MON SQUARE UP JOSHY
August can you please stop fighting? Please? tears up
C'MON JOSHY YOU SCARED OR WHAT?! HUH?
I SAID CAN YOU STOP!!!!!!
silence....
Chapter 2 coming soon!
my lines we're so perfect lmfao
1On 2024-08-25 at 14:12:04
Episode 1: If you're late, You're late!
(heres some background music if you want)
Lady at the desk: Actually, Since all the people are taking so long to come here, Let's just practice at the Training Ring! Its a 5 minute drive from here to there!
Yoshi: Okay! This isn't so bad after all!
they all go into the bus and taking a seat
Driver: Buckle Up! Because this ride is gonna get bumpy! And crazy.
Joshy: What exactly do you mean by c-crazy....?
the bus takes a jerking acceleration and they zoom onto the freeway zooming by several cars
Joshy: Now I'm in a situation where taking a s-sh*t beforehand would be useful!
Kirby: Chill out! We're on the best bus in the city!
Uranium: I-I'm already c-carsick
the bus goes faster, crashes off the highway and onto the freeway
CoolMonkey: AH! Are you crazy?!?! OH! WOE IS ME FOR ALL OF US SHALL BE ARRESTED AND PUT INTO CUSTODY!
back at the regester building, a new person named August walks in.
August: Hello? *quietly* where the hell is everyone
something catches August's eye, A Mario Kart
August: Oh f*ck yeah
back on the freeway
Yoshi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Uranium: *about to throw up*
UHS, OUHG, OUGHHHHHHHHHHHH, I-it's a-about to c-come o-o-ut
Driver: We're here!
everyone walks out of the bus with a face that looks like they've been on the MOST intense rollercoaster ever
Lady at the desk: Oh my! I forgot to introduce myself! My name is Mimi! Some people just call me Miriah! (MER-RI-YUH), I love meat!
Joshy: Well nice to meet you Mimi!
I know you like MY meat!
everyone stares at him
Yoshi: You're really bad at making dirty jokes
Kirby: Unbelivable.
Mimi: a little flustered by what Joshy said A-anyways...the Karts are over there! Once you get yours follow me!
Joshy and Yoshi are in the back of the line talking about Mimi
Joshy: Yo bro, Mimi is really cute bro, she's mine.
Yoshi: I have more charisma than you! You have NO chance!
coolmonkey pops up between them
Coolmonkey: Good luck on that, you're no where in her leauge.
they all look at each other
Joshy: It's on.
at the Training Ring
Mimi: So, Turn on your engines, And to get a good boost, y-you have to hit the acceleration when Lakitu, or the board says "2"! Got it? Once we master driver, start boosting, we'll get onto Drifting! The best part of this Training Journey!
they hear a noise that sounds like a new trainer
August: skids to a stop in style H-Hi guy! My name is August and-
Joshy: Yes we get it! Now get in the line so we get going!
August: tears up a little bit O-okay.....
Mimi: getting irratated GOSH WILL YOU STOP TALKING AND LISTEN?! WE DON'T HAVE TO LEARN DRIFTING, YOU GUYS CAN GO TO GRAND PRIX AND LOSE YOUR ASSES OFF. AM. I. CLEAR?
All: YES MA'AM
Joshy: to yoshi Okay, She's your's
Yoshi: No she's your's!
Uranium: Will ya stop arguing? Y'know what? Square up my guy!
August: G-guys?
C'MON SQUARE UP JOSHY
August can you please stop fighting? Please? tears up
C'MON JOSHY YOU SCARED OR WHAT?! HUH?
I SAID CAN YOU STOP!!!!!!
silence....
Chapter 2 coming soon!
(heres some background music if you want)
Lady at the desk: Actually, Since all the people are taking so long to come here, Let's just practice at the Training Ring! Its a 5 minute drive from here to there!
Yoshi: Okay! This isn't so bad after all!
they all go into the bus and taking a seat
Driver: Buckle Up! Because this ride is gonna get bumpy! And crazy.
Joshy: What exactly do you mean by c-crazy....?
the bus takes a jerking acceleration and they zoom onto the freeway zooming by several cars
Joshy: Now I'm in a situation where taking a s-sh*t beforehand would be useful!
Kirby: Chill out! We're on the best bus in the city!
Uranium: I-I'm already c-carsick
the bus goes faster, crashes off the highway and onto the freeway
CoolMonkey: AH! Are you crazy?!?! OH! WOE IS ME FOR ALL OF US SHALL BE ARRESTED AND PUT INTO CUSTODY!
back at the regester building, a new person named August walks in.
August: Hello? *quietly* where the hell is everyone
something catches August's eye, A Mario Kart
August: Oh f*ck yeah
back on the freeway
Yoshi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Uranium: *about to throw up*
UHS, OUHG, OUGHHHHHHHHHHHH, I-it's a-about to c-come o-o-ut
Driver: We're here!
everyone walks out of the bus with a face that looks like they've been on the MOST intense rollercoaster ever
Lady at the desk: Oh my! I forgot to introduce myself! My name is Mimi! Some people just call me Miriah! (MER-RI-YUH), I love meat!
Joshy: Well nice to meet you Mimi!
I know you like MY meat!
everyone stares at him
Yoshi: You're really bad at making dirty jokes
Kirby: Unbelivable.
Mimi: a little flustered by what Joshy said A-anyways...the Karts are over there! Once you get yours follow me!
Joshy and Yoshi are in the back of the line talking about Mimi
Joshy: Yo bro, Mimi is really cute bro, she's mine.
Yoshi: I have more charisma than you! You have NO chance!
coolmonkey pops up between them
Coolmonkey: Good luck on that, you're no where in her leauge.
they all look at each other
Joshy: It's on.
at the Training Ring
Mimi: So, Turn on your engines, And to get a good boost, y-you have to hit the acceleration when Lakitu, or the board says "2"! Got it? Once we master driver, start boosting, we'll get onto Drifting! The best part of this Training Journey!
they hear a noise that sounds like a new trainer
August: skids to a stop in style H-Hi guy! My name is August and-
Joshy: Yes we get it! Now get in the line so we get going!
August: tears up a little bit O-okay.....
Mimi: getting irratated GOSH WILL YOU STOP TALKING AND LISTEN?! WE DON'T HAVE TO LEARN DRIFTING, YOU GUYS CAN GO TO GRAND PRIX AND LOSE YOUR ASSES OFF. AM. I. CLEAR?
All: YES MA'AM
Joshy: to yoshi Okay, She's your's
Yoshi: No she's your's!
Uranium: Will ya stop arguing? Y'know what? Square up my guy!
August: G-guys?
C'MON SQUARE UP JOSHY
August can you please stop fighting? Please? tears up
C'MON JOSHY YOU SCARED OR WHAT?! HUH?
I SAID CAN YOU STOP!!!!!!
silence....
Chapter 2 coming soon!
my lines we're so perfect lmfao
and how tf did u know i do not like arguments-
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On 2024-08-25 at 18:12:43
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Likes to play nintendo games / mkpc
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Likes to play nintendo games / mkpc
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