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A Forum kid recently appeared on MKPC. @OHIOSIGMARIZZLER spouted several useless messages and deleted his account. An autopsy report has just come in. Here it is.

Autopsy report: Subject 1
Species: Forum kid (Forum infans)
Name: OHIOSIGMARIZZLER
Age: 7 years LIAR! 6 years

Surgeon in charge: Kommisar_K
Assistant surgeon(s): Goomba Apprentice

Report - Subject displayed high levels of PC-GBLN, a naturally occurring chemical known to cause hyper and aggressive behavior. Last known pre-mortem activity confirms the individual was highly susceptible to the chemical.

Brain size is in the 12th percentile, surprising for Forum infans of age 6. Cognitive abilities are low, but basic instinct combined with PC-GBLN were sufficient to keep the subject functioning. This explains the ability to create and delete an account. There is evidence of high exposure to brainrot. BRAIN-RO level ♾️ indicates total addiction to the drug Brainweed (cerebrum putredo viriditas).

Computer belongs to older sibling jackplaysmkpc (age unknown). Computer age unknown. Computer capable of working MKPC. Other properties unknown.

Report ends.

BACK FROM VACATION!!!
I logged on every now and then when the WiFi was actually decent, but for the most part, I either just napped, admired the nature around me, or had fun with my extended family that I only see in person a few times a year. Overall, it was boring, but fun. Don't ask me how that works.