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11818 pts ★ ChampionOn 2023-12-30 at 15:24:07
Thanks everybody.
I hope you had a rubbish birthday
like a wise man said...
D-E-M-O-T-E
Hope you had an Happy Birthday Kaptain
Track Builder Contest: Valetines Day
On 2024-01-20 at 12:59:33
exept idk how to use complete mode so RIP
I'm going to explain how it works, first get off your computer and go outside touch some grass (it's good for health
) Then go to the closest shop from your ass. Once you arrived in front of it, get inside the shop and try to find that weird big pink bloody thing situated in every human head called "brain", try to buy one but it costs around 1 Quadrillion Thousand Dummies ! So you probably won't have enough Dummies to pay it... I'm so sorry I have to tell you that but you will not be able to understand Complete Mode for the rest of your life
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1Je change de pseudo!!
On 2024-01-19 at 13:45:35
""ok"
"fait plutot la reaction pour le OK ""
nn c mieux
C'est peut-Γͺtre mieux mais enft t'as pas le droit mdr, tu dois react au lieu de poster des petits messages, sinon c'est juste du message farming."fait plutot la reaction pour le OK ""
nn c mieux
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1[TCG] Makapece
On 2024-01-17 at 21:35:53
I know Illu is making a TCG herself but mine will be better. Source: my ass.
Anyway, this will be a lot more advanced than my last one, with lots more stuff going. Here are the type matchups:
Anyway, card designs aren't done yet so I wont show them for now.
Oh yeah, I'm keeping the 3 classes of Attack, Defence and Support, but I'm changing how they are shown, but I'll explain once I get to that point
I ain't reading things that are sourced from your ass.Anyway, this will be a lot more advanced than my last one, with lots more stuff going. Here are the type matchups:
Anyway, card designs aren't done yet so I wont show them for now.
Oh yeah, I'm keeping the 3 classes of Attack, Defence and Support, but I'm changing how they are shown, but I'll explain once I get to that point
Guilded VS Discord
On 2024-01-10 at 16:17:49
Discord's website is better
My Dark Turth About My Bevaiour (READ)
On 2024-01-06 at 16:28:11
One of the moderators (Max) is autist. Is he being as immature as you ? No. So you can't just use autism as a reason to be immature. I definitively understand that it can make some things harder, but nobody here is bullying you. This site is actually quite friendly towards autistic people, I know that Max, Fiery, Nodac and Osc are all autist, and they're all nice people to hang out around with
Max is immature lol, just like me 
I'm new here!
On 2024-01-04 at 18:12:37
[Fanfic] - Danganronpa MKPC 2 : Despair at Delfino [MATURE CONTENT]
On 2023-12-31 at 15:25:41
Is this dead?
Yes, at least for now
I won't be able to spread toxicity in your fanfics then
2On 2023-12-31 at 14:52:07
Is this dead?
On 2023-12-10 at 09:32:44
Chapter 4, Case 2
Blood.
The mere sight of a puddle of blood. Cringeh's blood. Their friend's blood. Death. Silence. Nothing. Emptiness.
The first thing that broke the silence is D4rk ringtone, playing Snoop Dogg at full volume. D4rk hurriedly threw it backwards, and who cares if it broke or not. And it probably did.
The second thing was D4rk himself.
D4rk : *yawns* So... what are we supposed to do now ?
Max : ummm idk, maybe we SHUT UP
D4rk : Damn π chill gurl it ain't that deep. π at least I'm sure it's not as deep as Nicki Minaj's p--
Max : OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP SOMEONE JUST DIED WHY CAN'T YOU RESPECT THAT
D4rk : This is not giving. I respected it but now I had enough. And excuse me but bye I need to take a piss.
*D4rk leaves*
Nudge : Sometimes I wonder if this is a killing game or my school's drama club.
Dietsoda : That's very much relatable.
Max : nah but tbh this is not the moment to joke around
Nodac : Thank you Mr. Obvious. Not like anybody was going to joke around. You are going to make us die of cringe...
*Everyone glared at Nodac after his shitty pun*
Nodac : Ummm... did I say something that I perhaps wasn't supposed to ?
Max : First of all this is no-
Nodac : I SWEAR TO GOD MAXIENCE BROSSARD SENKO IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP THIS MINUTE I AM GOING TO GRAB YOU BY BOTH OF YOUR TAILS AND SPIN YOU AROUND LIKE A FUCKING HELICOPTER SO THAT YOU SCREAM IN PAIN AND AGONY UNTIL YOU EVENTUALLY BEG FOR ME TO STOP AND BECOME MY SERVANT SO THAT I CAN USE YOUR BACK AS A CARPET TO WIPE OUT MY SHOES THAT I WILL FORCE YOU TO EAT AND SUCK LIKE YOU DID TO LELY'S DICK !!!
Max : is that a proper way to talk to people ? you got 0/10 in courtesy
Nodac : THAT'S IT. COME ON. YOU WANNA FIGHT ? WE'RE GONNA FIGHT. COME HERE AND FEEL MY FURY IN BETWEEN YOUR ASS CHEEKS !
Monokudga : Hey ! No violence between students !
Illu : Monokuma is against violence now ? What's next, Max as a furry ?
Nudge and Nodac : But he already is Nudge : Besides, that was just me messing around
Illu : Someone take the VR headset off this simulation is too much for me
Nodac : Too bad, we're real, dumbass, hahahaha, mission failed. And we will forever be here to piss you off !
Illu : *sighs in defeat*
Dietsoda : Well what were you expecting, you mayfly ? This killing game is only going to get wilder as it progresses.
Daisankor : He's pretty much right. As the amount of people lowers, the amount of potential victims lowers as well, and you might be targeted and end up killed.
James : Right... anyways, if someone could come and talk to me about what recently happened I'd be thankful.
MNL : Just so that you can trap us and kill us in your room ? Hell nah. What have you got anyways ? What have you got that is dragging you up.
James : Well despite everything that happened. I still have.... a glister of hope in me, but also in others.
MNL : That sounds quite silly to me.
James : What is silly to me is being such a bitchface ajout the life of others. Why do you care so much ? Just don't follow the things that you aren't attracted you. Also Cringeh was my best and only friend here. You would understand the pain I have gone through if one of your close friends died, but so far you cannot and turn into a cold-hearted dumbass.
Krazey : Damn, pop off James.
D4rk : SLAY GIRLYPOP π€ͺπ π₯ππ
James : And yes, this is quite not the best moment to annoy or disturb me, and I think I made that clear.
People come and people go...
Danganronpa MKPC 2 : Despair at Delfino
The end.
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Definitively very short but here is the episode that I promised!! It's more of a bridge than anything. Sorry, but rn I feel so tired and I feel like I could fall asleep at every second so yeah releasing it now even if it's shorter.
THIS-! Is just, S I C K!!! Me doing shitty jokes all the time! Me swearing at Maxence Brossard! What can I ask more this is PERFECT, absolutely PERFECT!Blood.
The mere sight of a puddle of blood. Cringeh's blood. Their friend's blood. Death. Silence. Nothing. Emptiness.
The first thing that broke the silence is D4rk ringtone, playing Snoop Dogg at full volume. D4rk hurriedly threw it backwards, and who cares if it broke or not. And it probably did.
The second thing was D4rk himself.
D4rk : *yawns* So... what are we supposed to do now ?
Max : ummm idk, maybe we SHUT UP
D4rk : Damn π chill gurl it ain't that deep. π at least I'm sure it's not as deep as Nicki Minaj's p--
Max : OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP SOMEONE JUST DIED WHY CAN'T YOU RESPECT THAT
D4rk : This is not giving. I respected it but now I had enough. And excuse me but bye I need to take a piss.
*D4rk leaves*
Nudge : Sometimes I wonder if this is a killing game or my school's drama club.
Dietsoda : That's very much relatable.
Max : nah but tbh this is not the moment to joke around
Nodac : Thank you Mr. Obvious. Not like anybody was going to joke around. You are going to make us die of cringe...
*Everyone glared at Nodac after his shitty pun*
Nodac : Ummm... did I say something that I perhaps wasn't supposed to ?
Max : First of all this is no-
Nodac : I SWEAR TO GOD MAXIENCE BROSSARD SENKO IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP THIS MINUTE I AM GOING TO GRAB YOU BY BOTH OF YOUR TAILS AND SPIN YOU AROUND LIKE A FUCKING HELICOPTER SO THAT YOU SCREAM IN PAIN AND AGONY UNTIL YOU EVENTUALLY BEG FOR ME TO STOP AND BECOME MY SERVANT SO THAT I CAN USE YOUR BACK AS A CARPET TO WIPE OUT MY SHOES THAT I WILL FORCE YOU TO EAT AND SUCK LIKE YOU DID TO LELY'S DICK !!!
Max : is that a proper way to talk to people ? you got 0/10 in courtesy
Nodac : THAT'S IT. COME ON. YOU WANNA FIGHT ? WE'RE GONNA FIGHT. COME HERE AND FEEL MY FURY IN BETWEEN YOUR ASS CHEEKS !
Monokudga : Hey ! No violence between students !
Illu : Monokuma is against violence now ? What's next, Max as a furry ?
Nudge and Nodac : But he already is Nudge : Besides, that was just me messing around
Illu : Someone take the VR headset off this simulation is too much for me
Nodac : Too bad, we're real, dumbass, hahahaha, mission failed. And we will forever be here to piss you off !
Illu : *sighs in defeat*
Dietsoda : Well what were you expecting, you mayfly ? This killing game is only going to get wilder as it progresses.
Daisankor : He's pretty much right. As the amount of people lowers, the amount of potential victims lowers as well, and you might be targeted and end up killed.
James : Right... anyways, if someone could come and talk to me about what recently happened I'd be thankful.
MNL : Just so that you can trap us and kill us in your room ? Hell nah. What have you got anyways ? What have you got that is dragging you up.
James : Well despite everything that happened. I still have.... a glister of hope in me, but also in others.
MNL : That sounds quite silly to me.
James : What is silly to me is being such a bitchface ajout the life of others. Why do you care so much ? Just don't follow the things that you aren't attracted you. Also Cringeh was my best and only friend here. You would understand the pain I have gone through if one of your close friends died, but so far you cannot and turn into a cold-hearted dumbass.
Krazey : Damn, pop off James.
D4rk : SLAY GIRLYPOP π€ͺπ π₯ππ
James : And yes, this is quite not the best moment to annoy or disturb me, and I think I made that clear.
People come and people go...
Danganronpa MKPC 2 : Despair at Delfino
The end.
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Definitively very short but here is the episode that I promised!! It's more of a bridge than anything. Sorry, but rn I feel so tired and I feel like I could fall asleep at every second so yeah releasing it now even if it's shorter.
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1On 2023-11-16 at 10:25:55
I actually noticed a big inconsistency
The MonoFile said Noob drowned
But the climax says Noob was strangled
What ???
Bro forgor his own fanficThe MonoFile said Noob drowned
But the climax says Noob was strangled
What ???
On 2023-11-06 at 15:21:12
Case 1, Chapter 3 : Deadly Life
Monokuma : And now, let the investigation begin !!
Nudge : One important point is that the blood that James mentioned is only around the pond, not in the pond. And there doesn't seem to be any stab wound on his body.
Max : What if he was drowned ? This is a pond... it's very much possible that the killer used that as a trap.
Nodac : Yeah but what if the killer made a stab wound on a weird place that is not visible, only to wash off the blood with the pond ?
Monokuma : Puhuhuhuhu... this is a split opinion. You will be split between two teams depending on your opinion on this situation.
SPLIT DEBATE START
He died because he was stabbed
He died because he was drowned
Max : This is a pond. He most likely has been drowned in the water.
Nodac : As I said, what if the killer used the water to wash off the blood ?
Nudge : I inspected the body and there is absolutely no stab wound
James : Maybe the stab wound is in the back of his body ?
Dietsoda : If he was stabbed, he would probably have spit blood out.
MNL : But that literally explains the blood traces right there...
D4rk : They are way too far from the body, the killer probably got his blood somewhere else
SYK : They aren't even that far plus what if the killer stabbed Noob first only to drown him later
Daisankor : That seems really unrealistic. Although it's possible, do you know what the source of blood on this island might be ?
Croassung : There is a lab but I'm telling you, the source of Noob's death is by being stabbed.
Krazey : It sounds like we aren't going to come to an agreement. Is there any file to tell us the cause of the death ?
Cringeh : Nah there is not any file I think
Lely : No, that's wrong, and it's the MonoFile, that we were supposed to be given to, but Monokuma forgot
Princess : Fair enough, but if Monokuma forgot then this debate is endless...
Veno : Exactly so there is no point in continuing to argue until Monokuma hasn't even given us the file.
Monokuma : Split debate end ! That was fun, y'all are not as bad as I thought. Anyways, I am late, but who cares ? Not like that changes a lot !
Nodac : Are you stupid that literally changes everything...
MonoFile
Hour of death : 5:30AM
Cause : Drowning in water
Hint to solve the case : Someone has been betrayed and it's not the victim
D4rk : I mean yeah we were right but... hint to solve the case ?
Nudge : Monokuma knows how every murder happens
Nodac : But then, that means the culprit was betrayed and that's why they decided to kill Noob ?
Lely : Be careful with those hints. What if it considers me rejecting Princess as a roommate as a betrayal ?
Veno : Well I don't know, but coming back to the split debate, two hypothesises got thrown away and they need to be looked over again. We know that SYK's hypothesis is false since it's proved by the MonoFile, but Daisankor and D4rk, both on the "He has been drowned" side, mentioned that the killer could have got his blood somewhere else. Considering the pretty large size of the blood, can't we just check out each other's arms and see if there is any lab or something on the island ?
MNL : Dirty
Dietsoda : It is not. In fact, what is dirty is your mind. Veno is only trying to come to a conclusion using only small elements that are very helpful and that nobody thought about before, and you are going into hormonal teenager mode because he said we were going to check out each other's arms. Literally, what the hell.
MNL : Hormonal teenager mode π
Veno : I guess I must ask... are you okay with an arm checkout ?
Many "Yes"'s were said and nobody seemed to refuse, so MNL just said yes too, in defeat.
Veno : Perfect so let me proceed.
Once Veno was done, he looked surprised.
Veno : There seems to be no mutilation. The lab seems to be a better hypothesis at the moment.
MNL : What if--
Veno : Shut up.
Nudgy who explored the island thoroughly nodded and guided everyone to something that he thought was a lab. In fact, it was a medical shop, who selled needles, band-aids... but also blood packets in case of quick and unwanted blood loss.
Nodac : Woah, so that's where the blood is from...
Monokuma : Yeah whatever. Now's the time to have fun, because the class trial starts NOW!!
Later...
Daisankor : Of course, the class trial in the official courtroom. Makes sense.
Nodac : Anyways where do we start ?
Lely : The alibis. What are your alibis for not murdering Noob during this case ?
Max : The murder happened at 5:30PM. I was still sleeping and the cameras can prove that.
Lely : I was also sleeping
Nudge : But everyone was supposed to be sleeping. How do we know who woke up when ?
Veno : No, we need to perceive it in a different way. Who is more suspicious instead of who is less.
D4rk : In this case, I suspect James, because he was late to the meeting only to tell us a lot about the murder that happened.
Croassung : That seems right, but that cannot be the conclusion. What if he was framed ? That's what I mean.
Cringeh : No I don't think he was framed. He is definitively the murderer.
Max : Well I don't know about that. "Betrayal from a close friend"...
Nodac : That definitively looks like someone who has been framed. Now I suspect Cringeh
Max : Why
Nodac : Isn't it obvious ? The betrayed person is James. He is Cringeh's friend. Cringeh could have told him to go in a place where he actually wasn't, only to distract James during the time he would go for a murder, and then James could have looked around the whole island to meet Cringeh, although that was just a trick to pinpoint the murder on him
Lely : Very good theory
Nudge : The only inconsistency is, why would James look around for Cringeh during the whole murder, then not even coming back until the meeting ?
Lely : What if Cringeh left a note where he told James to meet him at 5:30 by the lonely Pianta's island where Lily Pad Ride pipe is that James only noticed when he woke up ? James probably used a boat to arrive there. Plus, he maybe was late, and was in a hurry to go there so he didn't go anywhere else then. Also James is a kind person so there are chances he trusted Cringeh just went back to the island before the time they were supposed to meet, so he was forced to go back and that is why he was late to the meeting
MNL : You know too much. What if you were the one who orchestrated this murder, and just replaced your name, by Cringeh's one ?
Cringeh : True, I didn't frame James. You are the one betraying me.
James : NO, THAT'S WRONG !
James interrupted Cringeh like a Danganronpa protagonist. The whole room was looking at him, wondering why he finally spoke up, and also why he spoke up so late about what happened.
James : Everything Lely said is true and you know that ! I just wanted to trust you until the very end because you were a great friend of mine on this island, but when you think about it that way, everything puzzles ! Also, you didn't betray me once, but twice. You also told me yesterday "What if I committed murder to escape with you" so I tried to cover up your murder as well, because even if I trusted you, I also thought about the fact that you might have committed a murder, so I tried to cover it up, by putting the cheap cover on Noob's body, but also by defending the wrong side in the split debate, hoping that it would change the outcome and allow us to escape, because I was so gullible. So I didn't tell anyone about what happened or about my suspicions. I wanted to shield you against suspicion, but it seems like you have abused that, since after betraying me by telling me to meet - and on top of everything, ALONE, which was a red flag for murder according to Daisankor, which means you could have betrayed me there too - you pinpoint the crime on me here and say that I'm not framed. Why do you know so much about that, huh ? Well because you are the murderer and the one who framed me.
Cringeh : You literally betrayed me just now ! I am gonna get executed !
James : You deserved to be betrayed-- WHAT ? EXECUTED ?
Cringeh : That is what happens in Danganronpa ! If people find out the truth about this case and about who the murderer is, the murderer gets executed. Also, you cannot escape, since I didn't succeed my murder plan, all thanks to you. So you are going to stay in this hellhole and I'm going to die. All of that because you couldn't have kept your mouth shut ! Also, James, wanna know something ? This murder plan was quite easy to figure out, especially with people who already experienced a killing game, among us. (Pun intended.) So it's either they figure out right, or they figure out wrong, but there is no "not figuring out". If I pinpointed the murder on you, you would have been voted as the culprit, only for them to realize that no, I was, so that we could escape together. Also the other people wouldn't even be executed, as Monokuma said. We would just get to escape. You ruined everything because you panicked. Talk about a trustworthy friend.
James : N-no, t-that's wrong. E-Executed ? He w-would n-never...
Monokuma : In fact, yes, I'll do. For now, I prepared a very special punishment for Cringeh... MisterCringeh, the Ultimate Spy.
James : No... NOOOOO !!
Monokuma : Still, we have the climax and the voting to do.
Lely : Here's everything that happened in this case, the first case !
Act 1
The murder plan started last night, when the culprit told James that maybe he would murder for them to get out.
Gullible, James only trusted the culprit and wiped it off, going to sleep.
Act 2
Then when James woke up, at 5:20AM, he noticed the culprit wasn't there, but the culprit had left a note. That note said "Please meet me on the Lonely Pianta's island, where the Lily Pad Ride pipe is, by 5:30AM".
Act 3
James then went to that island via the MechaPianta boats, in a hurry because he was late. Once he arrived there, he thought the culprit would be there, but he wasn't there. And that's for a reason. The culprit, in the meanwhile, told Noob that they should explore Corona Mountain together. Noob came, sleepy, and he forgot about the fact that he was meeting up with the culprit alone.
Act 4
While James was coming back, wondering what happened, the culprit had already strangled Noob, with the blood packets he got... last night. He was the only one aware of the existence of this lab before this morning, where we all found out. He bought the blood packets "just in case" last night.
Act 5
James was looking everywhere around the island while the culprit was pouring some blood around, making us think Noob was stabbed, when actually the culprit just drowned Noob.
The culprit then just got down slowly. And since everyone was busy with something else, nobody noticed the murder, until James came back and saw it... Thinking to himself that this was the culprit's doing, he covered up Noob's body with a fake, cheap MechaPianta cover.
Act 5
But then the meeting started, and the culprit was sitting among us... and that's when James entered, after having covered up the culprit's murder.
Act 6
We then moved to the dead MechaPianta, trusting James who was surprised when he was actually behind the cover. The culprit discovered the body with us but didn't say a word. And now they are standing among us, and they are finally under the spotlight...
Isn't that right, MisterCringeh, the Ultimate Spy ?
Once Lely was done with the climax...
Krazey : Impressive, I must say.
Lely : Thank you I guess...
James : ... no...
Monokuma : Now now, we'll proceed to the voting...
Results
1. Cringeh - Lely, Max, D4rk, Veno, SYK, Daisankor, Krazey, Dietsoda, Nodac, MNL, Croassung, Princess - 12 votes
2. James - Cringeh, James - 2 votes
3. Lely - Nudge - 1 vote
Monokuma : Well then, this voting has no appeal ! Puhuhuhuhu. Except the dumbass that tries to run away from fate, the another dumbass feeling guilty and doing stupid things in consequence, and the random person who voted another random person. IT'S... PUNISHMENT TIME ! AHAHAHAHAHAHA !
James : NO ! DON'T GO ! PLEASE ! YOU ARE MY ONLY FRIEND ! STAY WITH ME ! DON'T EXECUTE HIM ! EXECUTE ME INSTEAD ! I REGRET EVERYTHING !
Cringeh : You should have said that earlier...
James : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!
Cringeh : ... I'm sorry. π’
Monokuma then brought Cringeh to a room where he was attached to a computer. On the computer, every world conspiracy, every cure to every sickness and every solution to every war was being shown. Cringeh saw his friends on the other side of the cage. He desperately reached out for them to tell them everything he saw, only to see that his friends were actually clones, and that's when the computer came at him at full force and pushed him to the cage, only to start floating and crush him from upwards.
Danganronpa MKPC 2 - Chapter 3
The end
Monokuma : And now, let the investigation begin !!
Nudge : One important point is that the blood that James mentioned is only around the pond, not in the pond. And there doesn't seem to be any stab wound on his body.
Max : What if he was drowned ? This is a pond... it's very much possible that the killer used that as a trap.
Nodac : Yeah but what if the killer made a stab wound on a weird place that is not visible, only to wash off the blood with the pond ?
Monokuma : Puhuhuhuhu... this is a split opinion. You will be split between two teams depending on your opinion on this situation.
SPLIT DEBATE START
He died because he was stabbed
He died because he was drowned
Max : This is a pond. He most likely has been drowned in the water.
Nodac : As I said, what if the killer used the water to wash off the blood ?
Nudge : I inspected the body and there is absolutely no stab wound
James : Maybe the stab wound is in the back of his body ?
Dietsoda : If he was stabbed, he would probably have spit blood out.
MNL : But that literally explains the blood traces right there...
D4rk : They are way too far from the body, the killer probably got his blood somewhere else
SYK : They aren't even that far plus what if the killer stabbed Noob first only to drown him later
Daisankor : That seems really unrealistic. Although it's possible, do you know what the source of blood on this island might be ?
Croassung : There is a lab but I'm telling you, the source of Noob's death is by being stabbed.
Krazey : It sounds like we aren't going to come to an agreement. Is there any file to tell us the cause of the death ?
Cringeh : Nah there is not any file I think
Lely : No, that's wrong, and it's the MonoFile, that we were supposed to be given to, but Monokuma forgot
Princess : Fair enough, but if Monokuma forgot then this debate is endless...
Veno : Exactly so there is no point in continuing to argue until Monokuma hasn't even given us the file.
Monokuma : Split debate end ! That was fun, y'all are not as bad as I thought. Anyways, I am late, but who cares ? Not like that changes a lot !
Nodac : Are you stupid that literally changes everything...
MonoFile
Hour of death : 5:30AM
Cause : Drowning in water
Hint to solve the case : Someone has been betrayed and it's not the victim
D4rk : I mean yeah we were right but... hint to solve the case ?
Nudge : Monokuma knows how every murder happens
Nodac : But then, that means the culprit was betrayed and that's why they decided to kill Noob ?
Lely : Be careful with those hints. What if it considers me rejecting Princess as a roommate as a betrayal ?
Veno : Well I don't know, but coming back to the split debate, two hypothesises got thrown away and they need to be looked over again. We know that SYK's hypothesis is false since it's proved by the MonoFile, but Daisankor and D4rk, both on the "He has been drowned" side, mentioned that the killer could have got his blood somewhere else. Considering the pretty large size of the blood, can't we just check out each other's arms and see if there is any lab or something on the island ?
MNL : Dirty
Dietsoda : It is not. In fact, what is dirty is your mind. Veno is only trying to come to a conclusion using only small elements that are very helpful and that nobody thought about before, and you are going into hormonal teenager mode because he said we were going to check out each other's arms. Literally, what the hell.
MNL : Hormonal teenager mode π
Veno : I guess I must ask... are you okay with an arm checkout ?
Many "Yes"'s were said and nobody seemed to refuse, so MNL just said yes too, in defeat.
Veno : Perfect so let me proceed.
Once Veno was done, he looked surprised.
Veno : There seems to be no mutilation. The lab seems to be a better hypothesis at the moment.
MNL : What if--
Veno : Shut up.
Nudgy who explored the island thoroughly nodded and guided everyone to something that he thought was a lab. In fact, it was a medical shop, who selled needles, band-aids... but also blood packets in case of quick and unwanted blood loss.
Nodac : Woah, so that's where the blood is from...
Monokuma : Yeah whatever. Now's the time to have fun, because the class trial starts NOW!!
Later...
Daisankor : Of course, the class trial in the official courtroom. Makes sense.
Nodac : Anyways where do we start ?
Lely : The alibis. What are your alibis for not murdering Noob during this case ?
Max : The murder happened at 5:30PM. I was still sleeping and the cameras can prove that.
Lely : I was also sleeping
Nudge : But everyone was supposed to be sleeping. How do we know who woke up when ?
Veno : No, we need to perceive it in a different way. Who is more suspicious instead of who is less.
D4rk : In this case, I suspect James, because he was late to the meeting only to tell us a lot about the murder that happened.
Croassung : That seems right, but that cannot be the conclusion. What if he was framed ? That's what I mean.
Cringeh : No I don't think he was framed. He is definitively the murderer.
Max : Well I don't know about that. "Betrayal from a close friend"...
Nodac : That definitively looks like someone who has been framed. Now I suspect Cringeh
Max : Why
Nodac : Isn't it obvious ? The betrayed person is James. He is Cringeh's friend. Cringeh could have told him to go in a place where he actually wasn't, only to distract James during the time he would go for a murder, and then James could have looked around the whole island to meet Cringeh, although that was just a trick to pinpoint the murder on him
Lely : Very good theory
Nudge : The only inconsistency is, why would James look around for Cringeh during the whole murder, then not even coming back until the meeting ?
Lely : What if Cringeh left a note where he told James to meet him at 5:30 by the lonely Pianta's island where Lily Pad Ride pipe is that James only noticed when he woke up ? James probably used a boat to arrive there. Plus, he maybe was late, and was in a hurry to go there so he didn't go anywhere else then. Also James is a kind person so there are chances he trusted Cringeh just went back to the island before the time they were supposed to meet, so he was forced to go back and that is why he was late to the meeting
MNL : You know too much. What if you were the one who orchestrated this murder, and just replaced your name, by Cringeh's one ?
Cringeh : True, I didn't frame James. You are the one betraying me.
James : NO, THAT'S WRONG !
James interrupted Cringeh like a Danganronpa protagonist. The whole room was looking at him, wondering why he finally spoke up, and also why he spoke up so late about what happened.
James : Everything Lely said is true and you know that ! I just wanted to trust you until the very end because you were a great friend of mine on this island, but when you think about it that way, everything puzzles ! Also, you didn't betray me once, but twice. You also told me yesterday "What if I committed murder to escape with you" so I tried to cover up your murder as well, because even if I trusted you, I also thought about the fact that you might have committed a murder, so I tried to cover it up, by putting the cheap cover on Noob's body, but also by defending the wrong side in the split debate, hoping that it would change the outcome and allow us to escape, because I was so gullible. So I didn't tell anyone about what happened or about my suspicions. I wanted to shield you against suspicion, but it seems like you have abused that, since after betraying me by telling me to meet - and on top of everything, ALONE, which was a red flag for murder according to Daisankor, which means you could have betrayed me there too - you pinpoint the crime on me here and say that I'm not framed. Why do you know so much about that, huh ? Well because you are the murderer and the one who framed me.
Cringeh : You literally betrayed me just now ! I am gonna get executed !
James : You deserved to be betrayed-- WHAT ? EXECUTED ?
Cringeh : That is what happens in Danganronpa ! If people find out the truth about this case and about who the murderer is, the murderer gets executed. Also, you cannot escape, since I didn't succeed my murder plan, all thanks to you. So you are going to stay in this hellhole and I'm going to die. All of that because you couldn't have kept your mouth shut ! Also, James, wanna know something ? This murder plan was quite easy to figure out, especially with people who already experienced a killing game, among us. (Pun intended.) So it's either they figure out right, or they figure out wrong, but there is no "not figuring out". If I pinpointed the murder on you, you would have been voted as the culprit, only for them to realize that no, I was, so that we could escape together. Also the other people wouldn't even be executed, as Monokuma said. We would just get to escape. You ruined everything because you panicked. Talk about a trustworthy friend.
James : N-no, t-that's wrong. E-Executed ? He w-would n-never...
Monokuma : In fact, yes, I'll do. For now, I prepared a very special punishment for Cringeh... MisterCringeh, the Ultimate Spy.
James : No... NOOOOO !!
Monokuma : Still, we have the climax and the voting to do.
Lely : Here's everything that happened in this case, the first case !
Act 1
The murder plan started last night, when the culprit told James that maybe he would murder for them to get out.
Gullible, James only trusted the culprit and wiped it off, going to sleep.
Act 2
Then when James woke up, at 5:20AM, he noticed the culprit wasn't there, but the culprit had left a note. That note said "Please meet me on the Lonely Pianta's island, where the Lily Pad Ride pipe is, by 5:30AM".
Act 3
James then went to that island via the MechaPianta boats, in a hurry because he was late. Once he arrived there, he thought the culprit would be there, but he wasn't there. And that's for a reason. The culprit, in the meanwhile, told Noob that they should explore Corona Mountain together. Noob came, sleepy, and he forgot about the fact that he was meeting up with the culprit alone.
Act 4
While James was coming back, wondering what happened, the culprit had already strangled Noob, with the blood packets he got... last night. He was the only one aware of the existence of this lab before this morning, where we all found out. He bought the blood packets "just in case" last night.
Act 5
James was looking everywhere around the island while the culprit was pouring some blood around, making us think Noob was stabbed, when actually the culprit just drowned Noob.
The culprit then just got down slowly. And since everyone was busy with something else, nobody noticed the murder, until James came back and saw it... Thinking to himself that this was the culprit's doing, he covered up Noob's body with a fake, cheap MechaPianta cover.
Act 5
But then the meeting started, and the culprit was sitting among us... and that's when James entered, after having covered up the culprit's murder.
Act 6
We then moved to the dead MechaPianta, trusting James who was surprised when he was actually behind the cover. The culprit discovered the body with us but didn't say a word. And now they are standing among us, and they are finally under the spotlight...
Isn't that right, MisterCringeh, the Ultimate Spy ?
Once Lely was done with the climax...
Krazey : Impressive, I must say.
Lely : Thank you I guess...
James : ... no...
Monokuma : Now now, we'll proceed to the voting...
Results
1. Cringeh - Lely, Max, D4rk, Veno, SYK, Daisankor, Krazey, Dietsoda, Nodac, MNL, Croassung, Princess - 12 votes
2. James - Cringeh, James - 2 votes
3. Lely - Nudge - 1 vote
Monokuma : Well then, this voting has no appeal ! Puhuhuhuhu. Except the dumbass that tries to run away from fate, the another dumbass feeling guilty and doing stupid things in consequence, and the random person who voted another random person. IT'S... PUNISHMENT TIME ! AHAHAHAHAHAHA !
James : NO ! DON'T GO ! PLEASE ! YOU ARE MY ONLY FRIEND ! STAY WITH ME ! DON'T EXECUTE HIM ! EXECUTE ME INSTEAD ! I REGRET EVERYTHING !
Cringeh : You should have said that earlier...
James : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!
Cringeh : ... I'm sorry. π’
Monokuma then brought Cringeh to a room where he was attached to a computer. On the computer, every world conspiracy, every cure to every sickness and every solution to every war was being shown. Cringeh saw his friends on the other side of the cage. He desperately reached out for them to tell them everything he saw, only to see that his friends were actually clones, and that's when the computer came at him at full force and pushed him to the cage, only to start floating and crush him from upwards.
Danganronpa MKPC 2 - Chapter 3
The end
Imagine getting caught on your First Kill
On 2023-11-05 at 17:38:36
Case 0, Chapter 2 : Daily Life
6 in the morning. The nerds are up.
Nudge : Coming up with murder plans that are more original - Chapter 1, Page 1, Introduction. Stabbing someone or whacking them on the head is completely unoriginal. For a first murder, it is recommended to use plans that have never been used before. For example, using gas to make someone go unconscious, hanging them to a rope, and putting all the blood on the hands of someone else, by making them open the door, pull the rope and therefore hanging the person, that will become a corpse.
Croassung : If a train crosses the road at 6:00AM with a wind of 67mph, with a dead body on the tracks, how much blood will there be on the train's wheels (use liters as a value) ?
Nodac : Oh shut up I'm tryna sleep. Y'all are reading murder and math books when the sun hasn't even gotten out of its sleep. So let us rest.
Monokuma : Nah, in fact wake up bitches. I already have a motive in mind and I need to provide it to you right now.
Daisankor : What is it about ? At least it cannot be worse than the quality of these beds.
Monokuma : Siri ! Read the motive.
Siri : We're no strangers to--
Monokuma : Not that, dumb bitch ! The motive !
Siri : Now from the top, make it drop--
Monokuma : NOOOOO !!! JEEZZZ !!
Lely : That is some questionable music choice if you allow me
Monokuma : Shut up, you listen to Sayaka Maizono. Anyways, the motive is...
MNL : Can we have Kirby pancakes for breakfast?
Monokuma : STOP INTERRUPTING ME !
MNL : But I'm hungry
Lely : Please just let him say the motive
MNL : alr then
Monokuma : Anyways I just finished an old book this morning and it gave me an idea. If one of you murders someone in the next 24 hours without getting caught in the class trial which will occur afterwards, then you can choose one person with you to escape with. In the meanwhile, the spotless will survive because it wouldn't be fun if the game was shortcutted after one chapter.
D4rk : Oh nice. I think I'm getting to work.
Croassung : Why did you put the darkest color next to the whitest color, this shit is going to make me blind
MNL : Is that racism ???1!111!!
Nodac : CROASSUNG RACISM CONFIRMED
James : Y'all also have dark colors, it's time someone breaks the pattern.
MNL : That joke flopped harder than the WiiU. OH WAIT DID I JUST SUMMON KIRBYBOY ??? AHHHHH
Krazey : That joke was a flop too.
Lely : Love in the dark night
보μ¬μ€λ λ΄ λ§ λΉμ΄ λλ μκ°
Max : wut
Lely : Nah don't worry I was just stopping a potential chain from happening
MNL : Well that FLOPPED, bitch
Princess : Your existence is a flop
MNL : How come you didn't figure out yet ?
Dietsoda : Time is not what matters. Results is the most important thing in the algorithm of life.
MNL : Wow chill it's not that serious
Princess : At least he has a brain, unlike you
MNL : Damn why are you so cold
Princess : Because you can't handle the heat
Lely : That behavior doesn't suit you
Princess : Enough cuteness, it's Halloween
Lely : Quit that please
Princess : Yes, once we get to escape together, out of this...
Lely : I'm not getting out of this with a murderer, I'd rather help everyone rather than just myself and the murderer
Princess : Damn, you're not fun..
Lely : At least I'm not a princess wannabe with the least elegant attitude on this island
Princess just slightly laughed and went away, leaving Lely in a mix of disbelief and anger.
Max : That's weird of her to act like that, she usually isn't that type of person
Lely : I don't know but I dearly hope that this is just a scenario to scare us. We are in a killing game, this is not the time to pull a Nagito.
Nudge : sus moment
Nodac : That girl is on crack. It's my job to be the sassy bitch.
Max : Anyways, we need to be careful. A murder could happen anytime. Plus the murderer here won't have the guilt caused by 13 dead people, but only the guilt caused by 1, so I guarantee you that this is not gonna be fun
Croassung : We should plan a meeting
D4rk : Agreed. As for the people who have already been in this killing game, can you tell us more about it ?
Nudge : It's a game where you all think you are friends at the beginning, only to realize that you can't trust anyone. The motives in particular create an usual bloodthirst that we wouldn't have normally. Except for me of course. I always like to kill people but that is another subject.
Max : Also, while emotional intelligence is sometimes important to solve cases, don't let your emotions take over you. In the first killing game, I had no talent, like SYK. I tried to help because I wanted to prove that I wasn't useless. But that, even if it might be normal... it's selfish. It makes the group's ambiance and chemistry unhealthier and you cannot be a support for others, and there are times where you need support.
Daisankor : I don't have anything emotional to say so I'm just going to tell you what I think would be the red flags for murder.
- Don't meet up with someone alone. Even if they are your friends. EVERYTHING can happen.
- Don't approach someone who overthink the motive. That often means that this person is considering to murder someone for the motive.
- When you find out about something suspicious, beware. It might be a trap of Monokuma or a killer's trap. A secret room or passage, for example.
Lely : And please... if you feel down, talk about it with someone, but NOT ALONE. Try to be here for others, and I think that they will be here for you too..
After Lely's last sentence, a silence just took over the room.
After one minute of nothing...
Nodac : Damn that's some good advice
SYK : Thank you for the advice about being talentless, I appreciate that you care about those things
Croassung : The advice about the red flags will be extremely useful, we could prevent a lot of murders with that
D4rk : Wow thank you, didn't expect that much when I first said that
Veno : Now I don't want to look like I'm overthinking the motive, but according to the bloodthirst Nudgy talked about, isn't it gonna be a cleanse somehow ? The murderer and the person who agrees to leave with the murderer might be people we don't want with us during a killing game.
Dietsoda : That is very much true.
With that said, the MKPCians went on with their day, just having fun around the island. Eventually, the night arrived.
Monokuma : Hi, I just wanted to tell you about the one rule for now. At 11:00PM, which is in five hours, you will no longer be able to leave your dorms, until 6:00AM. Also, you will be paired to sleep together - nothing sus, there are cameras - and that is pretty much it.
Lely : Do we get to choose with who ?
Monokuma : Of course you do. Why not
Princess : ππ
Lely : No. Do you acknowledge how much distrust you created by behaving like a mysterious weirdo ? I don't want to be killed at nighttime, thank you.
Princess : What if I kill so that we can escape
Lely : Get away from me. Monokuma, are we forced to leave the island with someone who murdered for us ?
Monokuma : Nah, of course not. The longer you stay 'round here, the happier I am. So you are welcome.
Lely : That's what I thought. You heard that right ? I am not leaving.
Max : If you don't want to be with her can you pair with me--
Lely : Sure I guess
D4rk : Who wants to watch cat videos at midnight while learning a kpop dance challenge ?
MNL : Nobody
Princess : I guess me then
Nudge : I will be pairing with Croassung since he seems to be the smartest one out of you all mathematically
Croassung : That seems about right
James : Well then. Anyone that wants to pair with me ?
Cringeh : We are both French people so why not ?
Dietsoda : Pfft... mayflies. Noob, do you want to pair with me ?
Noob : Oh yeah, why not ?
Nudge : π½π½π½π½π½π½π½π½π½
Noob : What about it
Nudge : Nah forget about it
Noob : You know, I know how to measure when I need to be serious and when I can be unserious as heck, and this is absolutely a situation where seriousness is expected
Dietsoda : Very great thing to hear
Veno : Anyone that wants to pair with me ? I'd say I'm fine with nearly anyone that does not plan to murder
Krazey : That could definitively be me
Veno : Then so be it, you seem quite chill
Krazey : Nice
Nodac : Anyone that can handle me ?
MNL : Me I guess
SYK : Well, seems like it tightened to us. Daisankor, are you okay with us pairing or not ? It's fine either way
Daisankor : Of course
SYK : Nice we have similar colors
After that, they just ate and went shopping for a bit. In the shops they appeared to found mechanical Piantas that reminded of Monokuma.
It eventually went fast and the night passed. They woke up at 6 again, this time not because the nerds were up but because they set their alarms to make the meeting occur.
Nudge : I'm just going to the bathroom
Max : Same
Lely : Same
D4rk : Ah, where is it ?
Nudge : On the pier below that arch
In the meanwhile, everyone just did their own thing for 5-10 minutes, and the meeting eventually happened.
Max : Is everyone here ?
Nudge : I see everyone... wait... no, James is not there.
Cringeh : I woke up and he was already not there, maybe he went to explore the island ?
Nudge : No, a lot of things could be possible, and some worse than others. Has anyone seen him ?
James : I am here. Sorry if I'm late, *pants* I just saw something weird.
Nudge : What exactly ?
James : One of the mechanical Piantas seems to be dead. He is next to the entrance of Corona Mountain. Strangely enough, I saw blood around him, even if he is mechanical, and we cannot tell if he died by being stabbed, or by being drowned. A knife is on his body and he's attached to the bottom of the hot pond. It would be better if you all came.
They arrived at the crime scene. The mechanical Pianta was laying there, lifeless. Nudge approached the body, while Lely was speechless, visibly scared.
Nudge : Hmm. I see.
Croassung : What do you see ? Don't hang up on us !
Nudge : Well, the mechanical Pianta is fake. You can see the cover folds here. Also the colors start to wash away. That can only mean one thing...
D4rk : WHAT DOES IT MEAN THEN ?
Nudge : It means it's a cover for a dead body *approaches and starts to move*. And the only person we haven't seen in a while, even if we forgot about them because we saw James's absence first...
Nudge slowly lifted the cover. All of a second, it looked very cheap and unrealistic. But the truth that nobody wanted to acknowledge because they were in complete denial... the sad reveal that appeared before their eyes... was the sight of Noob's dead body.
Max : Lely, please don't faint. We need everyone's attention here.
Lely : I'm not. I'm just literally speechless. How did this happen ? Which one of us ?
Monokuma : Well we are about to know that, since a body has been discovered. We are gonna investigate it first and then have a class trial to see who committed this murder. Puhuhuhuhu... now is the good and fun part.
6 in the morning. The nerds are up.
Nudge : Coming up with murder plans that are more original - Chapter 1, Page 1, Introduction. Stabbing someone or whacking them on the head is completely unoriginal. For a first murder, it is recommended to use plans that have never been used before. For example, using gas to make someone go unconscious, hanging them to a rope, and putting all the blood on the hands of someone else, by making them open the door, pull the rope and therefore hanging the person, that will become a corpse.
Croassung : If a train crosses the road at 6:00AM with a wind of 67mph, with a dead body on the tracks, how much blood will there be on the train's wheels (use liters as a value) ?
Nodac : Oh shut up I'm tryna sleep. Y'all are reading murder and math books when the sun hasn't even gotten out of its sleep. So let us rest.
Monokuma : Nah, in fact wake up bitches. I already have a motive in mind and I need to provide it to you right now.
Daisankor : What is it about ? At least it cannot be worse than the quality of these beds.
Monokuma : Siri ! Read the motive.
Siri : We're no strangers to--
Monokuma : Not that, dumb bitch ! The motive !
Siri : Now from the top, make it drop--
Monokuma : NOOOOO !!! JEEZZZ !!
Lely : That is some questionable music choice if you allow me
Monokuma : Shut up, you listen to Sayaka Maizono. Anyways, the motive is...
MNL : Can we have Kirby pancakes for breakfast?
Monokuma : STOP INTERRUPTING ME !
MNL : But I'm hungry
Lely : Please just let him say the motive
MNL : alr then
Monokuma : Anyways I just finished an old book this morning and it gave me an idea. If one of you murders someone in the next 24 hours without getting caught in the class trial which will occur afterwards, then you can choose one person with you to escape with. In the meanwhile, the spotless will survive because it wouldn't be fun if the game was shortcutted after one chapter.
D4rk : Oh nice. I think I'm getting to work.
Croassung : Why did you put the darkest color next to the whitest color, this shit is going to make me blind
MNL : Is that racism ???1!111!!
Nodac : CROASSUNG RACISM CONFIRMED
James : Y'all also have dark colors, it's time someone breaks the pattern.
MNL : That joke flopped harder than the WiiU. OH WAIT DID I JUST SUMMON KIRBYBOY ??? AHHHHH
Krazey : That joke was a flop too.
Lely : Love in the dark night
보μ¬μ€λ λ΄ λ§ λΉμ΄ λλ μκ°
Max : wut
Lely : Nah don't worry I was just stopping a potential chain from happening
MNL : Well that FLOPPED, bitch
Princess : Your existence is a flop
MNL : How come you didn't figure out yet ?
Dietsoda : Time is not what matters. Results is the most important thing in the algorithm of life.
MNL : Wow chill it's not that serious
Princess : At least he has a brain, unlike you
MNL : Damn why are you so cold
Princess : Because you can't handle the heat
Lely : That behavior doesn't suit you
Princess : Enough cuteness, it's Halloween
Lely : Quit that please
Princess : Yes, once we get to escape together, out of this...
Lely : I'm not getting out of this with a murderer, I'd rather help everyone rather than just myself and the murderer
Princess : Damn, you're not fun..
Lely : At least I'm not a princess wannabe with the least elegant attitude on this island
Princess just slightly laughed and went away, leaving Lely in a mix of disbelief and anger.
Max : That's weird of her to act like that, she usually isn't that type of person
Lely : I don't know but I dearly hope that this is just a scenario to scare us. We are in a killing game, this is not the time to pull a Nagito.
Nudge : sus moment
Nodac : That girl is on crack. It's my job to be the sassy bitch.
Max : Anyways, we need to be careful. A murder could happen anytime. Plus the murderer here won't have the guilt caused by 13 dead people, but only the guilt caused by 1, so I guarantee you that this is not gonna be fun
Croassung : We should plan a meeting
D4rk : Agreed. As for the people who have already been in this killing game, can you tell us more about it ?
Nudge : It's a game where you all think you are friends at the beginning, only to realize that you can't trust anyone. The motives in particular create an usual bloodthirst that we wouldn't have normally. Except for me of course. I always like to kill people but that is another subject.
Max : Also, while emotional intelligence is sometimes important to solve cases, don't let your emotions take over you. In the first killing game, I had no talent, like SYK. I tried to help because I wanted to prove that I wasn't useless. But that, even if it might be normal... it's selfish. It makes the group's ambiance and chemistry unhealthier and you cannot be a support for others, and there are times where you need support.
Daisankor : I don't have anything emotional to say so I'm just going to tell you what I think would be the red flags for murder.
- Don't meet up with someone alone. Even if they are your friends. EVERYTHING can happen.
- Don't approach someone who overthink the motive. That often means that this person is considering to murder someone for the motive.
- When you find out about something suspicious, beware. It might be a trap of Monokuma or a killer's trap. A secret room or passage, for example.
Lely : And please... if you feel down, talk about it with someone, but NOT ALONE. Try to be here for others, and I think that they will be here for you too..
After Lely's last sentence, a silence just took over the room.
After one minute of nothing...
Nodac : Damn that's some good advice
SYK : Thank you for the advice about being talentless, I appreciate that you care about those things
Croassung : The advice about the red flags will be extremely useful, we could prevent a lot of murders with that
D4rk : Wow thank you, didn't expect that much when I first said that
Veno : Now I don't want to look like I'm overthinking the motive, but according to the bloodthirst Nudgy talked about, isn't it gonna be a cleanse somehow ? The murderer and the person who agrees to leave with the murderer might be people we don't want with us during a killing game.
Dietsoda : That is very much true.
With that said, the MKPCians went on with their day, just having fun around the island. Eventually, the night arrived.
Monokuma : Hi, I just wanted to tell you about the one rule for now. At 11:00PM, which is in five hours, you will no longer be able to leave your dorms, until 6:00AM. Also, you will be paired to sleep together - nothing sus, there are cameras - and that is pretty much it.
Lely : Do we get to choose with who ?
Monokuma : Of course you do. Why not
Princess : ππ
Lely : No. Do you acknowledge how much distrust you created by behaving like a mysterious weirdo ? I don't want to be killed at nighttime, thank you.
Princess : What if I kill so that we can escape
Lely : Get away from me. Monokuma, are we forced to leave the island with someone who murdered for us ?
Monokuma : Nah, of course not. The longer you stay 'round here, the happier I am. So you are welcome.
Lely : That's what I thought. You heard that right ? I am not leaving.
Max : If you don't want to be with her can you pair with me--
Lely : Sure I guess
D4rk : Who wants to watch cat videos at midnight while learning a kpop dance challenge ?
MNL : Nobody
Princess : I guess me then
Nudge : I will be pairing with Croassung since he seems to be the smartest one out of you all mathematically
Croassung : That seems about right
James : Well then. Anyone that wants to pair with me ?
Cringeh : We are both French people so why not ?
Dietsoda : Pfft... mayflies. Noob, do you want to pair with me ?
Noob : Oh yeah, why not ?
Nudge : π½π½π½π½π½π½π½π½π½
Noob : What about it
Nudge : Nah forget about it
Noob : You know, I know how to measure when I need to be serious and when I can be unserious as heck, and this is absolutely a situation where seriousness is expected
Dietsoda : Very great thing to hear
Veno : Anyone that wants to pair with me ? I'd say I'm fine with nearly anyone that does not plan to murder
Krazey : That could definitively be me
Veno : Then so be it, you seem quite chill
Krazey : Nice
Nodac : Anyone that can handle me ?
MNL : Me I guess
SYK : Well, seems like it tightened to us. Daisankor, are you okay with us pairing or not ? It's fine either way
Daisankor : Of course
SYK : Nice we have similar colors
After that, they just ate and went shopping for a bit. In the shops they appeared to found mechanical Piantas that reminded of Monokuma.
It eventually went fast and the night passed. They woke up at 6 again, this time not because the nerds were up but because they set their alarms to make the meeting occur.
Nudge : I'm just going to the bathroom
Max : Same
Lely : Same
D4rk : Ah, where is it ?
Nudge : On the pier below that arch
In the meanwhile, everyone just did their own thing for 5-10 minutes, and the meeting eventually happened.
Max : Is everyone here ?
Nudge : I see everyone... wait... no, James is not there.
Cringeh : I woke up and he was already not there, maybe he went to explore the island ?
Nudge : No, a lot of things could be possible, and some worse than others. Has anyone seen him ?
James : I am here. Sorry if I'm late, *pants* I just saw something weird.
Nudge : What exactly ?
James : One of the mechanical Piantas seems to be dead. He is next to the entrance of Corona Mountain. Strangely enough, I saw blood around him, even if he is mechanical, and we cannot tell if he died by being stabbed, or by being drowned. A knife is on his body and he's attached to the bottom of the hot pond. It would be better if you all came.
They arrived at the crime scene. The mechanical Pianta was laying there, lifeless. Nudge approached the body, while Lely was speechless, visibly scared.
Nudge : Hmm. I see.
Croassung : What do you see ? Don't hang up on us !
Nudge : Well, the mechanical Pianta is fake. You can see the cover folds here. Also the colors start to wash away. That can only mean one thing...
D4rk : WHAT DOES IT MEAN THEN ?
Nudge : It means it's a cover for a dead body *approaches and starts to move*. And the only person we haven't seen in a while, even if we forgot about them because we saw James's absence first...
Nudge slowly lifted the cover. All of a second, it looked very cheap and unrealistic. But the truth that nobody wanted to acknowledge because they were in complete denial... the sad reveal that appeared before their eyes... was the sight of Noob's dead body.
Max : Lely, please don't faint. We need everyone's attention here.
Lely : I'm not. I'm just literally speechless. How did this happen ? Which one of us ?
Monokuma : Well we are about to know that, since a body has been discovered. We are gonna investigate it first and then have a class trial to see who committed this murder. Puhuhuhuhu... now is the good and fun part.
Me rn:
1On 2023-11-05 at 16:23:11
Case 0, Chapter 2 : Daily Life
6 in the morning. The nerds are up.
Nudge : Coming up with murder plans that are more original - Chapter 1, Page 1, Introduction. Stabbing someone or whacking them on the head is completely unoriginal. For a first murder, it is recommended to use plans that have never been used before. For example, using gas to make someone go unconscious, hanging them to a rope, and putting all the blood on the hands of someone else, by making them open the door, pull the rope and therefore hanging the person, that will become a corpse.
Croassung : If a train crosses the road at 6:00AM with a wind of 67mph, with a dead body on the tracks, how much blood will there be on the train's wheels (use liters as a value) ?
Nodac : Oh shut up I'm tryna sleep. Y'all are reading murder and math books when the sun hasn't even gotten out of its sleep. So let us rest.
Monokuma : Nah, in fact wake up bitches. I already have a motive in mind and I need to provide it to you right now.
Daisankor : What is it about ? At least it cannot be worse than the quality of these beds.
Monokuma : Siri ! Read the motive.
Siri : We're no strangers to--
Monokuma : Not that, dumb bitch ! The motive !
Siri : Now from the top, make it drop--
Monokuma : NOOOOO !!! JEEZZZ !!
Lely : That is some questionable music choice if you allow me
Monokuma : Shut up, you listen to Sayaka Maizono. Anyways, the motive is...
MNL : Can we have Kirby pancakes for breakfast?
Monokuma : STOP INTERRUPTING ME !
MNL : But I'm hungry
Lely : Please just let him say the motive
MNL : alr then
Monokuma : Anyways I just finished an old book this morning and it gave me an idea. If one of you murders someone in the next 24 hours without getting caught in the class trial which will occur afterwards, then you can choose one person with you to escape with. In the meanwhile, the spotless will survive because it wouldn't be fun if the game was shortcutted after one chapter.
D4rk : Oh nice. I think I'm getting to work.
Croassung : Why did you put the darkest color next to the whitest color, this shit is going to make me blind
MNL : Is that racism ???1!111!!
Nodac : CROASSUNG RACISM CONFIRMED
James : Y'all also have dark colors, it's time someone breaks the pattern.
MNL : That joke flopped harder than the WiiU. OH WAIT DID I JUST SUMMON KIRBYBOY ??? AHHHHH
Krazey : That joke was a flop too.
Lely : Love in the dark night
보μ¬μ€λ λ΄ λ§ λΉμ΄ λλ μκ°
Max : wut
Lely : Nah don't worry I was just stopping a potential chain from happening
MNL : Well that FLOPPED, bitch
Princess : Your existence is a flop
MNL : How come you didn't figure out yet ?
Dietsoda : Time is not what matters. Results is the most important thing in the algorithm of life.
MNL : Wow chill it's not that serious
Princess : At least he has a brain, unlike you
MNL : Damn why are you so cold
Princess : Because you can't handle the heat
Lely : That behavior doesn't suit you
Princess : Enough cuteness, it's Halloween
Lely : Quit that please
Princess : Yes, once we get to escape together, out of this...
Lely : I'm not getting out of this with a murderer, I'd rather help everyone rather than just myself and the murderer
Princess : Damn, you're not fun..
Lely : At least I'm not a princess wannabe with the least elegant attitude on this island
Princess just slightly laughed and went away, leaving Lely in a mix of disbelief and anger.
Max : That's weird of her to act like that, she usually isn't that type of person
Lely : I don't know but I dearly hope that this is just a scenario to scare us. We are in a killing game, this is not the time to pull a Nagito.
Nudge : sus moment
Nodac : That girl is on crack. It's my job to be the sassy bitch.
Max : Anyways, we need to be careful. A murder could happen anytime. Plus the murderer here won't have the guilt caused by 13 dead people, but only the guilt caused by 1, so I guarantee you that this is not gonna be fun
Croassung : We should plan a meeting
D4rk : Agreed. As for the people who have already been in this killing game, can you tell us more about it ?
Nudge : It's a game where you all think you are friends at the beginning, only to realize that you can't trust anyone. The motives in particular create an usual bloodthirst that we wouldn't have normally. Except for me of course. I always like to kill people but that is another subject.
Max : Also, while emotional intelligence is sometimes important to solve cases, don't let your emotions take over you. In the first killing game, I had no talent, like SYK. I tried to help because I wanted to prove that I wasn't useless. But that, even if it might be normal... it's selfish. It makes the group's ambiance and chemistry unhealthier and you cannot be a support for others, and there are times where you need support.
Daisankor : I don't have anything emotional to say so I'm just going to tell you what I think would be the red flags for murder.
- Don't meet up with someone alone. Even if they are your friends. EVERYTHING can happen.
- Don't approach someone who overthink the motive. That often means that this person is considering to murder someone for the motive.
- When you find out about something suspicious, beware. It might be a trap of Monokuma or a killer's trap. A secret room or passage, for example.
Lely : And please... if you feel down, talk about it with someone, but NOT ALONE. Try to be here for others, and I think that they will be here for you too..
After Lely's last sentence, a silence just took over the room.
After one minute of nothing...
Nodac : Damn that's some good advice
SYK : Thank you for the advice about being talentless, I appreciate that you care about those things
Croassung : The advice about the red flags will be extremely useful, we could prevent a lot of murders with that
D4rk : Wow thank you, didn't expect that much when I first said that
Veno : Now I don't want to look like I'm overthinking the motive, but according to the bloodthirst Nudgy talked about, isn't it gonna be a cleanse somehow ? The murderer and the person who agrees to leave with the murderer might be people we don't want with us during a killing game.
Dietsoda : That is very much true.
With that said, the MKPCians went on with their day, just having fun around the island. Eventually, the night arrived.
Monokuma : Hi, I just wanted to tell you about the one rule for now. At 11:00PM, which is in five hours, you will no longer be able to leave your dorms, until 6:00AM. Also, you will be paired to sleep together - nothing sus, there are cameras - and that is pretty much it.
Lely : Do we get to choose with who ?
Monokuma : Of course you do. Why not
Princess : ππ
Lely : No. Do you acknowledge how much distrust you created by behaving like a mysterious weirdo ? I don't want to be killed at nighttime, thank you.
Princess : What if I kill so that we can escape
Lely : Get away from me. Monokuma, are we forced to leave the island with someone who murdered for us ?
Monokuma : Nah, of course not. The longer you stay 'round here, the happier I am. So you are welcome.
Lely : That's what I thought. You heard that right ? I am not leaving.
Max : If you don't want to be with her can you pair with me--
Lely : Sure I guess
D4rk : Who wants to watch cat videos at midnight while learning a kpop dance challenge ?
MNL : Nobody
Princess : I guess me then
Nudge : I will be pairing with Croassung since he seems to be the smartest one out of you all mathematically
Croassung : That seems about right
James : Well then. Anyone that wants to pair with me ?
Cringeh : We are both French people so why not ?
Dietsoda : Pfft... mayflies. Noob, do you want to pair with me ?
Noob : Oh yeah, why not ?
Nudge : π½π½π½π½π½π½π½π½π½
Noob : What about it
Nudge : Nah forget about it
Noob : You know, I know how to measure when I need to be serious and when I can be unserious as heck, and this is absolutely a situation where seriousness is expected
Dietsoda : Very great thing to hear
Veno : Anyone that wants to pair with me ? I'd say I'm fine with nearly anyone that does not plan to murder
Krazey : That could definitively be me
Veno : Then so be it, you seem quite chill
Krazey : Nice
Nodac : Anyone that can handle me ?
MNL : Me I guess
SYK : Well, seems like it tightened to us. Daisankor, are you okay with us pairing or not ? It's fine either way
Daisankor : Of course
SYK : Nice we have similar colors
After that, they just ate and went shopping for a bit. In the shops they appeared to found mechanical Piantas that reminded of Monokuma.
It eventually went fast and the night passed. They woke up at 6 again, this time not because the nerds were up but because they set their alarms to make the meeting occur.
Nudge : I'm just going to the bathroom
Max : Same
Lely : Same
D4rk : Ah, where is it ?
Nudge : On the pier below that arch
In the meanwhile, everyone just did their own thing for 5-10 minutes, and the meeting eventually happened.
Max : Is everyone here ?
Nudge : I see everyone... wait... no, James is not there.
Cringeh : I woke up and he was already not there, maybe he went to explore the island ?
Nudge : No, a lot of things could be possible, and some worse than others. Has anyone seen him ?
James : I am here. Sorry if I'm late, *pants* I just saw something weird.
Nudge : What exactly ?
James : One of the mechanical Piantas seems to be dead. He is next to the entrance of Corona Mountain. Strangely enough, I saw blood around him, even if he is mechanical, and we cannot tell if he died by being stabbed, or by being drowned. A knife is on his body and he's attached to the bottom of the hot pond. It would be better if you all came.
They arrived at the crime scene. The mechanical Pianta was laying there, lifeless. Nudge approached the body, while Lely was speechless, visibly scared.
Nudge : Hmm. I see.
Croassung : What do you see ? Don't hang up on us !
Nudge : Well, the mechanical Pianta is fake. You can see the cover folds here. Also the colors start to wash away. That can only mean one thing...
D4rk : WHAT DOES IT MEAN THEN ?
Nudge : It means it's a cover for a dead body *approaches and starts to move*. And the only person we haven't seen in a while, even if we forgot about them because we saw James's absence first...
Nudge slowly lifted the cover. All of a second, it looked very cheap and unrealistic. But the truth that nobody wanted to acknowledge because they were in complete denial... the sad reveal that appeared before their eyes... was the sight of Noob's dead body.
Max : Lely, please don't faint. We need everyone's attention here.
Lely : I'm not. I'm just literally speechless. How did this happen ? Which one of us ?
Monokuma : Well we are about to know that, since a body has been discovered. We are gonna investigate it first and then have a class trial to see who committed this murder. Puhuhuhuhu... now is the good and fun part.
6 in the morning. The nerds are up.
Nudge : Coming up with murder plans that are more original - Chapter 1, Page 1, Introduction. Stabbing someone or whacking them on the head is completely unoriginal. For a first murder, it is recommended to use plans that have never been used before. For example, using gas to make someone go unconscious, hanging them to a rope, and putting all the blood on the hands of someone else, by making them open the door, pull the rope and therefore hanging the person, that will become a corpse.
Croassung : If a train crosses the road at 6:00AM with a wind of 67mph, with a dead body on the tracks, how much blood will there be on the train's wheels (use liters as a value) ?
Nodac : Oh shut up I'm tryna sleep. Y'all are reading murder and math books when the sun hasn't even gotten out of its sleep. So let us rest.
Monokuma : Nah, in fact wake up bitches. I already have a motive in mind and I need to provide it to you right now.
Daisankor : What is it about ? At least it cannot be worse than the quality of these beds.
Monokuma : Siri ! Read the motive.
Siri : We're no strangers to--
Monokuma : Not that, dumb bitch ! The motive !
Siri : Now from the top, make it drop--
Monokuma : NOOOOO !!! JEEZZZ !!
Lely : That is some questionable music choice if you allow me
Monokuma : Shut up, you listen to Sayaka Maizono. Anyways, the motive is...
MNL : Can we have Kirby pancakes for breakfast?
Monokuma : STOP INTERRUPTING ME !
MNL : But I'm hungry
Lely : Please just let him say the motive
MNL : alr then
Monokuma : Anyways I just finished an old book this morning and it gave me an idea. If one of you murders someone in the next 24 hours without getting caught in the class trial which will occur afterwards, then you can choose one person with you to escape with. In the meanwhile, the spotless will survive because it wouldn't be fun if the game was shortcutted after one chapter.
D4rk : Oh nice. I think I'm getting to work.
Croassung : Why did you put the darkest color next to the whitest color, this shit is going to make me blind
MNL : Is that racism ???1!111!!
Nodac : CROASSUNG RACISM CONFIRMED
James : Y'all also have dark colors, it's time someone breaks the pattern.
MNL : That joke flopped harder than the WiiU. OH WAIT DID I JUST SUMMON KIRBYBOY ??? AHHHHH
Krazey : That joke was a flop too.
Lely : Love in the dark night
보μ¬μ€λ λ΄ λ§ λΉμ΄ λλ μκ°
Max : wut
Lely : Nah don't worry I was just stopping a potential chain from happening
MNL : Well that FLOPPED, bitch
Princess : Your existence is a flop
MNL : How come you didn't figure out yet ?
Dietsoda : Time is not what matters. Results is the most important thing in the algorithm of life.
MNL : Wow chill it's not that serious
Princess : At least he has a brain, unlike you
MNL : Damn why are you so cold
Princess : Because you can't handle the heat
Lely : That behavior doesn't suit you
Princess : Enough cuteness, it's Halloween
Lely : Quit that please
Princess : Yes, once we get to escape together, out of this...
Lely : I'm not getting out of this with a murderer, I'd rather help everyone rather than just myself and the murderer
Princess : Damn, you're not fun..
Lely : At least I'm not a princess wannabe with the least elegant attitude on this island
Princess just slightly laughed and went away, leaving Lely in a mix of disbelief and anger.
Max : That's weird of her to act like that, she usually isn't that type of person
Lely : I don't know but I dearly hope that this is just a scenario to scare us. We are in a killing game, this is not the time to pull a Nagito.
Nudge : sus moment
Nodac : That girl is on crack. It's my job to be the sassy bitch.
Max : Anyways, we need to be careful. A murder could happen anytime. Plus the murderer here won't have the guilt caused by 13 dead people, but only the guilt caused by 1, so I guarantee you that this is not gonna be fun
Croassung : We should plan a meeting
D4rk : Agreed. As for the people who have already been in this killing game, can you tell us more about it ?
Nudge : It's a game where you all think you are friends at the beginning, only to realize that you can't trust anyone. The motives in particular create an usual bloodthirst that we wouldn't have normally. Except for me of course. I always like to kill people but that is another subject.
Max : Also, while emotional intelligence is sometimes important to solve cases, don't let your emotions take over you. In the first killing game, I had no talent, like SYK. I tried to help because I wanted to prove that I wasn't useless. But that, even if it might be normal... it's selfish. It makes the group's ambiance and chemistry unhealthier and you cannot be a support for others, and there are times where you need support.
Daisankor : I don't have anything emotional to say so I'm just going to tell you what I think would be the red flags for murder.
- Don't meet up with someone alone. Even if they are your friends. EVERYTHING can happen.
- Don't approach someone who overthink the motive. That often means that this person is considering to murder someone for the motive.
- When you find out about something suspicious, beware. It might be a trap of Monokuma or a killer's trap. A secret room or passage, for example.
Lely : And please... if you feel down, talk about it with someone, but NOT ALONE. Try to be here for others, and I think that they will be here for you too..
After Lely's last sentence, a silence just took over the room.
After one minute of nothing...
Nodac : Damn that's some good advice
SYK : Thank you for the advice about being talentless, I appreciate that you care about those things
Croassung : The advice about the red flags will be extremely useful, we could prevent a lot of murders with that
D4rk : Wow thank you, didn't expect that much when I first said that
Veno : Now I don't want to look like I'm overthinking the motive, but according to the bloodthirst Nudgy talked about, isn't it gonna be a cleanse somehow ? The murderer and the person who agrees to leave with the murderer might be people we don't want with us during a killing game.
Dietsoda : That is very much true.
With that said, the MKPCians went on with their day, just having fun around the island. Eventually, the night arrived.
Monokuma : Hi, I just wanted to tell you about the one rule for now. At 11:00PM, which is in five hours, you will no longer be able to leave your dorms, until 6:00AM. Also, you will be paired to sleep together - nothing sus, there are cameras - and that is pretty much it.
Lely : Do we get to choose with who ?
Monokuma : Of course you do. Why not
Princess : ππ
Lely : No. Do you acknowledge how much distrust you created by behaving like a mysterious weirdo ? I don't want to be killed at nighttime, thank you.
Princess : What if I kill so that we can escape
Lely : Get away from me. Monokuma, are we forced to leave the island with someone who murdered for us ?
Monokuma : Nah, of course not. The longer you stay 'round here, the happier I am. So you are welcome.
Lely : That's what I thought. You heard that right ? I am not leaving.
Max : If you don't want to be with her can you pair with me--
Lely : Sure I guess
D4rk : Who wants to watch cat videos at midnight while learning a kpop dance challenge ?
MNL : Nobody
Princess : I guess me then
Nudge : I will be pairing with Croassung since he seems to be the smartest one out of you all mathematically
Croassung : That seems about right
James : Well then. Anyone that wants to pair with me ?
Cringeh : We are both French people so why not ?
Dietsoda : Pfft... mayflies. Noob, do you want to pair with me ?
Noob : Oh yeah, why not ?
Nudge : π½π½π½π½π½π½π½π½π½
Noob : What about it
Nudge : Nah forget about it
Noob : You know, I know how to measure when I need to be serious and when I can be unserious as heck, and this is absolutely a situation where seriousness is expected
Dietsoda : Very great thing to hear
Veno : Anyone that wants to pair with me ? I'd say I'm fine with nearly anyone that does not plan to murder
Krazey : That could definitively be me
Veno : Then so be it, you seem quite chill
Krazey : Nice
Nodac : Anyone that can handle me ?
MNL : Me I guess
SYK : Well, seems like it tightened to us. Daisankor, are you okay with us pairing or not ? It's fine either way
Daisankor : Of course
SYK : Nice we have similar colors
After that, they just ate and went shopping for a bit. In the shops they appeared to found mechanical Piantas that reminded of Monokuma.
It eventually went fast and the night passed. They woke up at 6 again, this time not because the nerds were up but because they set their alarms to make the meeting occur.
Nudge : I'm just going to the bathroom
Max : Same
Lely : Same
D4rk : Ah, where is it ?
Nudge : On the pier below that arch
In the meanwhile, everyone just did their own thing for 5-10 minutes, and the meeting eventually happened.
Max : Is everyone here ?
Nudge : I see everyone... wait... no, James is not there.
Cringeh : I woke up and he was already not there, maybe he went to explore the island ?
Nudge : No, a lot of things could be possible, and some worse than others. Has anyone seen him ?
James : I am here. Sorry if I'm late, *pants* I just saw something weird.
Nudge : What exactly ?
James : One of the mechanical Piantas seems to be dead. He is next to the entrance of Corona Mountain. Strangely enough, I saw blood around him, even if he is mechanical, and we cannot tell if he died by being stabbed, or by being drowned. A knife is on his body and he's attached to the bottom of the hot pond. It would be better if you all came.
They arrived at the crime scene. The mechanical Pianta was laying there, lifeless. Nudge approached the body, while Lely was speechless, visibly scared.
Nudge : Hmm. I see.
Croassung : What do you see ? Don't hang up on us !
Nudge : Well, the mechanical Pianta is fake. You can see the cover folds here. Also the colors start to wash away. That can only mean one thing...
D4rk : WHAT DOES IT MEAN THEN ?
Nudge : It means it's a cover for a dead body *approaches and starts to move*. And the only person we haven't seen in a while, even if we forgot about them because we saw James's absence first...
Nudge slowly lifted the cover. All of a second, it looked very cheap and unrealistic. But the truth that nobody wanted to acknowledge because they were in complete denial... the sad reveal that appeared before their eyes... was the sight of Noob's dead body.
Max : Lely, please don't faint. We need everyone's attention here.
Lely : I'm not. I'm just literally speechless. How did this happen ? Which one of us ?
Monokuma : Well we are about to know that, since a body has been discovered. We are gonna investigate it first and then have a class trial to see who committed this murder. Puhuhuhuhu... now is the good and fun part.
A few things:
1) Mayfly boi sus
2) What the hell is my personality in this episode lmao (I think you did badass the wrong way in my eyes but it's fine - I think EnoughHalloweenItsCuteness though)
3) Sooo... when we die we become mechanical leafy head?
4) Great episode can't wait for the rest of the story to unfold
No I think that the killer used a cloth the looked like the mechanical piantas to hide the body.
Do you think that as it's what you did?
Nah it's not him. He'd rather murder in a more spectacular chapter like Chapter 3 or Chapter 5
Yeah I would never kill noob, he's a cool guy. The others however...
On 2023-11-05 at 14:51:02
Case 0, Chapter 2 : Daily Life
6 in the morning. The nerds are up.
Nudge : Coming up with murder plans that are more original - Chapter 1, Page 1, Introduction. Stabbing someone or whacking them on the head is completely unoriginal. For a first murder, it is recommended to use plans that have never been used before. For example, using gas to make someone go unconscious, hanging them to a rope, and putting all the blood on the hands of someone else, by making them open the door, pull the rope and therefore hanging the person, that will become a corpse.
Croassung : If a train crosses the road at 6:00AM with a wind of 67mph, with a dead body on the tracks, how much blood will there be on the train's wheels (use liters as a value) ?
Nodac : Oh shut up I'm tryna sleep. Y'all are reading murder and math books when the sun hasn't even gotten out of its sleep. So let us rest.
Monokuma : Nah, in fact wake up bitches. I already have a motive in mind and I need to provide it to you right now.
Daisankor : What is it about ? At least it cannot be worse than the quality of these beds.
Monokuma : Siri ! Read the motive.
Siri : We're no strangers to--
Monokuma : Not that, dumb bitch ! The motive !
Siri : Now from the top, make it drop--
Monokuma : NOOOOO !!! JEEZZZ !!
Lely : That is some questionable music choice if you allow me
Monokuma : Shut up, you listen to Sayaka Maizono. Anyways, the motive is...
MNL : Can we have Kirby pancakes for breakfast?
Monokuma : STOP INTERRUPTING ME !
MNL : But I'm hungry
Lely : Please just let him say the motive
MNL : alr then
Monokuma : Anyways I just finished an old book this morning and it gave me an idea. If one of you murders someone in the next 24 hours without getting caught in the class trial which will occur afterwards, then you can choose one person with you to escape with. In the meanwhile, the spotless will survive because it wouldn't be fun if the game was shortcutted after one chapter.
D4rk : Oh nice. I think I'm getting to work.
Croassung : Why did you put the darkest color next to the whitest color, this shit is going to make me blind
MNL : Is that racism ???1!111!!
Nodac : CROASSUNG RACISM CONFIRMED
James : Y'all also have dark colors, it's time someone breaks the pattern.
MNL : That joke flopped harder than the WiiU. OH WAIT DID I JUST SUMMON KIRBYBOY ??? AHHHHH
Krazey : That joke was a flop too.
Lely : Love in the dark night
보μ¬μ€λ λ΄ λ§ λΉμ΄ λλ μκ°
Max : wut
Lely : Nah don't worry I was just stopping a potential chain from happening
MNL : Well that FLOPPED, bitch
Princess : Your existence is a flop
MNL : How come you didn't figure out yet ?
Dietsoda : Time is not what matters. Results is the most important thing in the algorithm of life.
MNL : Wow chill it's not that serious
Princess : At least he has a brain, unlike you
MNL : Damn why are you so cold
Princess : Because you can't handle the heat
Lely : That behavior doesn't suit you
Princess : Enough cuteness, it's Halloween
Lely : Quit that please
Princess : Yes, once we get to escape together, out of this...
Lely : I'm not getting out of this with a murderer, I'd rather help everyone rather than just myself and the murderer
Princess : Damn, you're not fun..
Lely : At least I'm not a princess wannabe with the least elegant attitude on this island
Princess just slightly laughed and went away, leaving Lely in a mix of disbelief and anger.
Max : That's weird of her to act like that, she usually isn't that type of person
Lely : I don't know but I dearly hope that this is just a scenario to scare us. We are in a killing game, this is not the time to pull a Nagito.
Nudge : sus moment
Nodac : That girl is on crack. It's my job to be the sassy bitch.
Max : Anyways, we need to be careful. A murder could happen anytime. Plus the murderer here won't have the guilt caused by 13 dead people, but only the guilt caused by 1, so I guarantee you that this is not gonna be fun
Croassung : We should plan a meeting
D4rk : Agreed. As for the people who have already been in this killing game, can you tell us more about it ?
Nudge : It's a game where you all think you are friends at the beginning, only to realize that you can't trust anyone. The motives in particular create an usual bloodthirst that we wouldn't have normally. Except for me of course. I always like to kill people but that is another subject.
Max : Also, while emotional intelligence is sometimes important to solve cases, don't let your emotions take over you. In the first killing game, I had no talent, like SYK. I tried to help because I wanted to prove that I wasn't useless. But that, even if it might be normal... it's selfish. It makes the group's ambiance and chemistry unhealthier and you cannot be a support for others, and there are times where you need support.
Daisankor : I don't have anything emotional to say so I'm just going to tell you what I think would be the red flags for murder.
- Don't meet up with someone alone. Even if they are your friends. EVERYTHING can happen.
- Don't approach someone who overthink the motive. That often means that this person is considering to murder someone for the motive.
- When you find out about something suspicious, beware. It might be a trap of Monokuma or a killer's trap. A secret room or passage, for example.
Lely : And please... if you feel down, talk about it with someone, but NOT ALONE. Try to be here for others, and I think that they will be here for you too..
After Lely's last sentence, a silence just took over the room.
After one minute of nothing...
Nodac : Damn that's some good advice
SYK : Thank you for the advice about being talentless, I appreciate that you care about those things
Croassung : The advice about the red flags will be extremely useful, we could prevent a lot of murders with that
D4rk : Wow thank you, didn't expect that much when I first said that
Veno : Now I don't want to look like I'm overthinking the motive, but according to the bloodthirst Nudgy talked about, isn't it gonna be a cleanse somehow ? The murderer and the person who agrees to leave with the murderer might be people we don't want with us during a killing game.
Dietsoda : That is very much true.
With that said, the MKPCians went on with their day, just having fun around the island. Eventually, the night arrived.
Monokuma : Hi, I just wanted to tell you about the one rule for now. At 11:00PM, which is in five hours, you will no longer be able to leave your dorms, until 6:00AM. Also, you will be paired to sleep together - nothing sus, there are cameras - and that is pretty much it.
Lely : Do we get to choose with who ?
Monokuma : Of course you do. Why not
Princess : ππ
Lely : No. Do you acknowledge how much distrust you created by behaving like a mysterious weirdo ? I don't want to be killed at nighttime, thank you.
Princess : What if I kill so that we can escape
Lely : Get away from me. Monokuma, are we forced to leave the island with someone who murdered for us ?
Monokuma : Nah, of course not. The longer you stay 'round here, the happier I am. So you are welcome.
Lely : That's what I thought. You heard that right ? I am not leaving.
Max : If you don't want to be with her can you pair with me--
Lely : Sure I guess
D4rk : Who wants to watch cat videos at midnight while learning a kpop dance challenge ?
MNL : Nobody
Princess : I guess me then
Nudge : I will be pairing with Croassung since he seems to be the smartest one out of you all mathematically
Croassung : That seems about right
James : Well then. Anyone that wants to pair with me ?
Cringeh : We are both French people so why not ?
Dietsoda : Pfft... mayflies. Noob, do you want to pair with me ?
Noob : Oh yeah, why not ?
Nudge : π½π½π½π½π½π½π½π½π½
Noob : What about it
Nudge : Nah forget about it
Noob : You know, I know how to measure when I need to be serious and when I can be unserious as heck, and this is absolutely a situation where seriousness is expected
Dietsoda : Very great thing to hear
Veno : Anyone that wants to pair with me ? I'd say I'm fine with nearly anyone that does not plan to murder
Krazey : That could definitively be me
Veno : Then so be it, you seem quite chill
Krazey : Nice
Nodac : Anyone that can handle me ?
MNL : Me I guess
SYK : Well, seems like it tightened to us. Daisankor, are you okay with us pairing or not ? It's fine either way
Daisankor : Of course
SYK : Nice we have similar colors
After that, they just ate and went shopping for a bit. In the shops they appeared to found mechanical Piantas that reminded of Monokuma.
It eventually went fast and the night passed. They woke up at 6 again, this time not because the nerds were up but because they set their alarms to make the meeting occur.
Nudge : I'm just going to the bathroom
Max : Same
Lely : Same
D4rk : Ah, where is it ?
Nudge : On the pier below that arch
In the meanwhile, everyone just did their own thing for 5-10 minutes, and the meeting eventually happened.
Max : Is everyone here ?
Nudge : I see everyone... wait... no, James is not there.
Cringeh : I woke up and he was already not there, maybe he went to explore the island ?
Nudge : No, a lot of things could be possible, and some worse than others. Has anyone seen him ?
James : I am here. Sorry if I'm late, *pants* I just saw something weird.
Nudge : What exactly ?
James : One of the mechanical Piantas seems to be dead. He is next to the entrance of Corona Mountain. Strangely enough, I saw blood around him, even if he is mechanical, and we cannot tell if he died by being stabbed, or by being drowned. A knife is on his body and he's attached to the bottom of the hot pond. It would be better if you all came.
They arrived at the crime scene. The mechanical Pianta was laying there, lifeless. Nudge approached the body, while Lely was speechless, visibly scared.
Nudge : Hmm. I see.
Croassung : What do you see ? Don't hang up on us !
Nudge : Well, the mechanical Pianta is fake. You can see the cover folds here. Also the colors start to wash away. That can only mean one thing...
D4rk : WHAT DOES IT MEAN THEN ?
Nudge : It means it's a cover for a dead body *approaches and starts to move*. And the only person we haven't seen in a while, even if we forgot about them because we saw James's absence first...
Nudge slowly lifted the cover. All of a second, it looked very cheap and unrealistic. But the truth that nobody wanted to acknowledge because they were in complete denial... the sad reveal that appeared before their eyes... was the sight of Noob's dead body.
Max : Lely, please don't faint. We need everyone's attention here.
Lely : I'm not. I'm just literally speechless. How did this happen ? Which one of us ?
Monokuma : Well we are about to know that, since a body has been discovered. We are gonna investigate it first and then have a class trial to see who committed this murder. Puhuhuhuhu... now is the good and fun part.
YO THIS IS INCREDIBLE OH MY GOD!!! The game has began, now we're talking! Can't wait for Episode 4!!! (hope I don't die so soon)6 in the morning. The nerds are up.
Nudge : Coming up with murder plans that are more original - Chapter 1, Page 1, Introduction. Stabbing someone or whacking them on the head is completely unoriginal. For a first murder, it is recommended to use plans that have never been used before. For example, using gas to make someone go unconscious, hanging them to a rope, and putting all the blood on the hands of someone else, by making them open the door, pull the rope and therefore hanging the person, that will become a corpse.
Croassung : If a train crosses the road at 6:00AM with a wind of 67mph, with a dead body on the tracks, how much blood will there be on the train's wheels (use liters as a value) ?
Nodac : Oh shut up I'm tryna sleep. Y'all are reading murder and math books when the sun hasn't even gotten out of its sleep. So let us rest.
Monokuma : Nah, in fact wake up bitches. I already have a motive in mind and I need to provide it to you right now.
Daisankor : What is it about ? At least it cannot be worse than the quality of these beds.
Monokuma : Siri ! Read the motive.
Siri : We're no strangers to--
Monokuma : Not that, dumb bitch ! The motive !
Siri : Now from the top, make it drop--
Monokuma : NOOOOO !!! JEEZZZ !!
Lely : That is some questionable music choice if you allow me
Monokuma : Shut up, you listen to Sayaka Maizono. Anyways, the motive is...
MNL : Can we have Kirby pancakes for breakfast?
Monokuma : STOP INTERRUPTING ME !
MNL : But I'm hungry
Lely : Please just let him say the motive
MNL : alr then
Monokuma : Anyways I just finished an old book this morning and it gave me an idea. If one of you murders someone in the next 24 hours without getting caught in the class trial which will occur afterwards, then you can choose one person with you to escape with. In the meanwhile, the spotless will survive because it wouldn't be fun if the game was shortcutted after one chapter.
D4rk : Oh nice. I think I'm getting to work.
Croassung : Why did you put the darkest color next to the whitest color, this shit is going to make me blind
MNL : Is that racism ???1!111!!
Nodac : CROASSUNG RACISM CONFIRMED
James : Y'all also have dark colors, it's time someone breaks the pattern.
MNL : That joke flopped harder than the WiiU. OH WAIT DID I JUST SUMMON KIRBYBOY ??? AHHHHH
Krazey : That joke was a flop too.
Lely : Love in the dark night
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Max : wut
Lely : Nah don't worry I was just stopping a potential chain from happening
MNL : Well that FLOPPED, bitch
Princess : Your existence is a flop
MNL : How come you didn't figure out yet ?
Dietsoda : Time is not what matters. Results is the most important thing in the algorithm of life.
MNL : Wow chill it's not that serious
Princess : At least he has a brain, unlike you
MNL : Damn why are you so cold
Princess : Because you can't handle the heat
Lely : That behavior doesn't suit you
Princess : Enough cuteness, it's Halloween
Lely : Quit that please
Princess : Yes, once we get to escape together, out of this...
Lely : I'm not getting out of this with a murderer, I'd rather help everyone rather than just myself and the murderer
Princess : Damn, you're not fun..
Lely : At least I'm not a princess wannabe with the least elegant attitude on this island
Princess just slightly laughed and went away, leaving Lely in a mix of disbelief and anger.
Max : That's weird of her to act like that, she usually isn't that type of person
Lely : I don't know but I dearly hope that this is just a scenario to scare us. We are in a killing game, this is not the time to pull a Nagito.
Nudge : sus moment
Nodac : That girl is on crack. It's my job to be the sassy bitch.
Max : Anyways, we need to be careful. A murder could happen anytime. Plus the murderer here won't have the guilt caused by 13 dead people, but only the guilt caused by 1, so I guarantee you that this is not gonna be fun
Croassung : We should plan a meeting
D4rk : Agreed. As for the people who have already been in this killing game, can you tell us more about it ?
Nudge : It's a game where you all think you are friends at the beginning, only to realize that you can't trust anyone. The motives in particular create an usual bloodthirst that we wouldn't have normally. Except for me of course. I always like to kill people but that is another subject.
Max : Also, while emotional intelligence is sometimes important to solve cases, don't let your emotions take over you. In the first killing game, I had no talent, like SYK. I tried to help because I wanted to prove that I wasn't useless. But that, even if it might be normal... it's selfish. It makes the group's ambiance and chemistry unhealthier and you cannot be a support for others, and there are times where you need support.
Daisankor : I don't have anything emotional to say so I'm just going to tell you what I think would be the red flags for murder.
- Don't meet up with someone alone. Even if they are your friends. EVERYTHING can happen.
- Don't approach someone who overthink the motive. That often means that this person is considering to murder someone for the motive.
- When you find out about something suspicious, beware. It might be a trap of Monokuma or a killer's trap. A secret room or passage, for example.
Lely : And please... if you feel down, talk about it with someone, but NOT ALONE. Try to be here for others, and I think that they will be here for you too..
After Lely's last sentence, a silence just took over the room.
After one minute of nothing...
Nodac : Damn that's some good advice
SYK : Thank you for the advice about being talentless, I appreciate that you care about those things
Croassung : The advice about the red flags will be extremely useful, we could prevent a lot of murders with that
D4rk : Wow thank you, didn't expect that much when I first said that
Veno : Now I don't want to look like I'm overthinking the motive, but according to the bloodthirst Nudgy talked about, isn't it gonna be a cleanse somehow ? The murderer and the person who agrees to leave with the murderer might be people we don't want with us during a killing game.
Dietsoda : That is very much true.
With that said, the MKPCians went on with their day, just having fun around the island. Eventually, the night arrived.
Monokuma : Hi, I just wanted to tell you about the one rule for now. At 11:00PM, which is in five hours, you will no longer be able to leave your dorms, until 6:00AM. Also, you will be paired to sleep together - nothing sus, there are cameras - and that is pretty much it.
Lely : Do we get to choose with who ?
Monokuma : Of course you do. Why not
Princess : ππ
Lely : No. Do you acknowledge how much distrust you created by behaving like a mysterious weirdo ? I don't want to be killed at nighttime, thank you.
Princess : What if I kill so that we can escape
Lely : Get away from me. Monokuma, are we forced to leave the island with someone who murdered for us ?
Monokuma : Nah, of course not. The longer you stay 'round here, the happier I am. So you are welcome.
Lely : That's what I thought. You heard that right ? I am not leaving.
Max : If you don't want to be with her can you pair with me--
Lely : Sure I guess
D4rk : Who wants to watch cat videos at midnight while learning a kpop dance challenge ?
MNL : Nobody
Princess : I guess me then
Nudge : I will be pairing with Croassung since he seems to be the smartest one out of you all mathematically
Croassung : That seems about right
James : Well then. Anyone that wants to pair with me ?
Cringeh : We are both French people so why not ?
Dietsoda : Pfft... mayflies. Noob, do you want to pair with me ?
Noob : Oh yeah, why not ?
Nudge : π½π½π½π½π½π½π½π½π½
Noob : What about it
Nudge : Nah forget about it
Noob : You know, I know how to measure when I need to be serious and when I can be unserious as heck, and this is absolutely a situation where seriousness is expected
Dietsoda : Very great thing to hear
Veno : Anyone that wants to pair with me ? I'd say I'm fine with nearly anyone that does not plan to murder
Krazey : That could definitively be me
Veno : Then so be it, you seem quite chill
Krazey : Nice
Nodac : Anyone that can handle me ?
MNL : Me I guess
SYK : Well, seems like it tightened to us. Daisankor, are you okay with us pairing or not ? It's fine either way
Daisankor : Of course
SYK : Nice we have similar colors
After that, they just ate and went shopping for a bit. In the shops they appeared to found mechanical Piantas that reminded of Monokuma.
It eventually went fast and the night passed. They woke up at 6 again, this time not because the nerds were up but because they set their alarms to make the meeting occur.
Nudge : I'm just going to the bathroom
Max : Same
Lely : Same
D4rk : Ah, where is it ?
Nudge : On the pier below that arch
In the meanwhile, everyone just did their own thing for 5-10 minutes, and the meeting eventually happened.
Max : Is everyone here ?
Nudge : I see everyone... wait... no, James is not there.
Cringeh : I woke up and he was already not there, maybe he went to explore the island ?
Nudge : No, a lot of things could be possible, and some worse than others. Has anyone seen him ?
James : I am here. Sorry if I'm late, *pants* I just saw something weird.
Nudge : What exactly ?
James : One of the mechanical Piantas seems to be dead. He is next to the entrance of Corona Mountain. Strangely enough, I saw blood around him, even if he is mechanical, and we cannot tell if he died by being stabbed, or by being drowned. A knife is on his body and he's attached to the bottom of the hot pond. It would be better if you all came.
They arrived at the crime scene. The mechanical Pianta was laying there, lifeless. Nudge approached the body, while Lely was speechless, visibly scared.
Nudge : Hmm. I see.
Croassung : What do you see ? Don't hang up on us !
Nudge : Well, the mechanical Pianta is fake. You can see the cover folds here. Also the colors start to wash away. That can only mean one thing...
D4rk : WHAT DOES IT MEAN THEN ?
Nudge : It means it's a cover for a dead body *approaches and starts to move*. And the only person we haven't seen in a while, even if we forgot about them because we saw James's absence first...
Nudge slowly lifted the cover. All of a second, it looked very cheap and unrealistic. But the truth that nobody wanted to acknowledge because they were in complete denial... the sad reveal that appeared before their eyes... was the sight of Noob's dead body.
Max : Lely, please don't faint. We need everyone's attention here.
Lely : I'm not. I'm just literally speechless. How did this happen ? Which one of us ?
Monokuma : Well we are about to know that, since a body has been discovered. We are gonna investigate it first and then have a class trial to see who committed this murder. Puhuhuhuhu... now is the good and fun part.
On 2023-10-28 at 23:03:17
Case 0, Chapter 1
On the soft sand of a beach... Below a coconut tree and under the bright sun.
The waves were caressing the beach.
Sixteen MKPCians were just laying there.
Nodac : W-What are we doing here ?
Nudge : This isn't Pinna Island. The water must have carried our bodies to this island. Are we even alive ?
Croassung : I'd say that this looks like Delfino Island, but it seems to be too empty to be Delfino Island.
??? : Ehh, no. Actually, this is Delfino Isle, I just killed every Pianta on it.
*inserts Despair Syndrome music*
Croassung : Nice, so that means more space for us on the island.
*cheerful music restarts*
Nodac : Yayyyy... now let's figure out who are YOU. Because you know way too much to be innocent about this whole thing.
James : I agree, you look very suspicious.
Nudge : Instead of making NPCish comments let's just ask, although I could just tell you all his name right now.
??? : Nah, let's add some spice tp the situation. What do you think my name i-
Nudge : His name is Monokuma. Enough said. Can we please get to explore the island instead of just dumbly staying right... there.
Monokuma : Not so soon ! Y'all seems to be clueless. Except Nudgy obviously. Max and Lely probably too, since they've been in the 54th-- OH SHOOT I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO LEAK THAT INFORMATION
Nudge : Bro is dumber than the forum kids. Didn't even think that it was actually... possible.
Monokuma : Anyways, this is a killing game. You are all locked up, cope about it. There is no way out, except... murdering someone and getting away with it, which means not being caught during the class trials that will be held. If the culprit is found, they will be executed. If they aren't found, or if the wrong person gets voted, everyone gets executed except the actual murderer.
Max : Ah come on not this shit again
Lely : At least we know how things work... let's get through this.
Monokuma : That being said... enjoy your time ! Puhuhu.
Monokuma then just left, leaving the MKPCians absolutely speechless about what to do next.
Lely : Why isn't he giving us a motive ?
Nudge : I think we get to discover the island first. I think things will start for good tomorrow.
Nodac : Bitch. I ain't murdering and I ain't getting murdered.
MNL : What the actual fuck ? Is this called kidnapping ? Or did we just land to the wrong place ?
Nudge : Oh trust me, this is Danganronpa. Searching for explanation or caring about words isn't the thing that matters for now - time is limited. None of us wants to commit a silly moment for now, but when the motives will arrive, we will be put into difficulty.
Nudge then left too, towards the volcano.
Daisankor : Ah so wake up it's 2022. People are forgetting me again. I was in the 54th killing game too !
Nodac : Probably because you had no personnality. Can't relate π
MNL : You know what, might just throw someone in the volcano and burn their body. You can't get caught !
Lely : What if you do get caught ? It's not as easy as it seems.
MNL : Oh because you tried ? OH MY GOSH LELY ALREADY MURDERED AAAAAA
Max : Please stop !!
Daisankor : Oh look, Max defending Lely again. Yeah it's 2022. With different people though.
Max : Yeah but I was trolling this time
Nodac : Imagine having such a bad humor that people cannot tell whether you are joking or not
Max : Imagine being a bitch
Nodac : Imagine overreacting
Max : Imagine wasting your time
Nodac : That is exactly what you are doing right now
MNL : TAP IN TAP IN
Cringeh : bruh moment
D4rk : Do you get dΓ©jΓ vu...
Lely : I do but quit singing.
D4rk : I am an artist, I need to know how to sing !
Lely : Sure, because you haven't learnt by now...
D4rk : DON'T DISRESPECT OLIVIA RODRIGO !! Also this is the perfect place for a livestream. Hello besties, look how pretty this place is ! "Killing Game" out on October 31st, 2023, 12:00PM, FST !
Lely : You know what, let's just go away. This is our day off. We shouldn't waste it.
Max : Right...
In front of the Great Pianta statue...
Krazey : So this used to be the access to Bianco Hills, right ?
SYK : Yeah... Imagine what could be happening in there right now...
*Krazey then actually gets swallowed by the Bianco Hills entrance*
SYK : Guess it still is.
Veno : How is he even going to come back in ? How does that statue work ? I think--
Cringeh : Why are you asking yourself that
Veno : Because I'm the Ultimate Situation Analyst
SYK : Ultimate what ? Smash Bros Ultimate ?
Veno : No, those were the talents that we all had back in our MKPCverse house... don't you have one too ? I think we all got them from something like... ultimate school ?
SYK : Ah, no... I don't think I have one. Well it doesn't matter anyway, you don't need no talent to kill. π
Cringeh : WOW bro is dangerous let's get out of here
James : Not really funny to joke about those things... this is already a pretty tense situation, it doesn't need to become even more tense.
Princess : Oh, not to be mean or anything, but I doubt he'd kill anyone. This might just be bluffing...
Noob : Be careful about underestimating people. You know what could happen next.
Dietsoda : That sure is a true statement.
Princess : I'm not underestimating him, I'm saying he doesn't seem like he would kill someone. But I'm just saying.
Noob : Which literally is the definition of underestimating...
A cold silence just took over the place at that moment. Nobody dared to talk, until Krazey fell back from the statue.
Krazey : Ouch.
SYK then just left without saying much, with Noob seemingly following him. Princess just went to Lely to vent for a bit. Things were tense.
Lely : I genuinely think what you said hurt him.
Princess : How so ? I wasn't mean, I was sharing my point of view.
Lely : Yeah but he probably feels left out about having no talent. Although I'm sure he has one, he just needs to discover it yet.
Princess : You're right. I am afraid he'll murder me now...
Lely : I can't know. I just know that in the previous killing game, Max found out he was talentless, and I remember he tried really hard to fit in. SYK either tries to prove himself, but that can be done by two different ways... helping or murdering.
On the top of the Shine Gate...
SYK : I guess I'm on the back burner again... tsk. I want to show them that I'm worth... something. But I feel alone. And what Princess said is definitively not helping. Also why am I talking to myself on one of the most unprobable places on this island...
Nudge : Oh hi. Didn't expect to see someone there when I would be done checking the volcano out.
SYK then splatters a smile across his face, and waves, expecting Nudge to leave in a hurry to visit other things but strangely, Nudge stays.
Nudge : I know what you are thinking about. Your talent. Well, I can't really help you, but... I know you have potential. For something. And about feeling left out, that's normal, but Max was everything but left out during the previous killing game. So... it's fine. You are not alone. You could talk to him, relating to someone could help you. I'm going to visit Gelato Beach and then--
SYK : Thank you...
The sun ultimately set, and all of the teenagers ate a decent meal, and went to sleep. They needed to rest, considering what was going to happen the next day...
"Nodac : Bitch. I ain't murdering and I ain't getting murdered.":On the soft sand of a beach... Below a coconut tree and under the bright sun.
The waves were caressing the beach.
Sixteen MKPCians were just laying there.
Nodac : W-What are we doing here ?
Nudge : This isn't Pinna Island. The water must have carried our bodies to this island. Are we even alive ?
Croassung : I'd say that this looks like Delfino Island, but it seems to be too empty to be Delfino Island.
??? : Ehh, no. Actually, this is Delfino Isle, I just killed every Pianta on it.
*inserts Despair Syndrome music*
Croassung : Nice, so that means more space for us on the island.
*cheerful music restarts*
Nodac : Yayyyy... now let's figure out who are YOU. Because you know way too much to be innocent about this whole thing.
James : I agree, you look very suspicious.
Nudge : Instead of making NPCish comments let's just ask, although I could just tell you all his name right now.
??? : Nah, let's add some spice tp the situation. What do you think my name i-
Nudge : His name is Monokuma. Enough said. Can we please get to explore the island instead of just dumbly staying right... there.
Monokuma : Not so soon ! Y'all seems to be clueless. Except Nudgy obviously. Max and Lely probably too, since they've been in the 54th-- OH SHOOT I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO LEAK THAT INFORMATION
Nudge : Bro is dumber than the forum kids. Didn't even think that it was actually... possible.
Monokuma : Anyways, this is a killing game. You are all locked up, cope about it. There is no way out, except... murdering someone and getting away with it, which means not being caught during the class trials that will be held. If the culprit is found, they will be executed. If they aren't found, or if the wrong person gets voted, everyone gets executed except the actual murderer.
Max : Ah come on not this shit again
Lely : At least we know how things work... let's get through this.
Monokuma : That being said... enjoy your time ! Puhuhu.
Monokuma then just left, leaving the MKPCians absolutely speechless about what to do next.
Lely : Why isn't he giving us a motive ?
Nudge : I think we get to discover the island first. I think things will start for good tomorrow.
Nodac : Bitch. I ain't murdering and I ain't getting murdered.
MNL : What the actual fuck ? Is this called kidnapping ? Or did we just land to the wrong place ?
Nudge : Oh trust me, this is Danganronpa. Searching for explanation or caring about words isn't the thing that matters for now - time is limited. None of us wants to commit a silly moment for now, but when the motives will arrive, we will be put into difficulty.
Nudge then left too, towards the volcano.
Daisankor : Ah so wake up it's 2022. People are forgetting me again. I was in the 54th killing game too !
Nodac : Probably because you had no personnality. Can't relate π
MNL : You know what, might just throw someone in the volcano and burn their body. You can't get caught !
Lely : What if you do get caught ? It's not as easy as it seems.
MNL : Oh because you tried ? OH MY GOSH LELY ALREADY MURDERED AAAAAA
Max : Please stop !!
Daisankor : Oh look, Max defending Lely again. Yeah it's 2022. With different people though.
Max : Yeah but I was trolling this time
Nodac : Imagine having such a bad humor that people cannot tell whether you are joking or not
Max : Imagine being a bitch
Nodac : Imagine overreacting
Max : Imagine wasting your time
Nodac : That is exactly what you are doing right now
MNL : TAP IN TAP IN
Cringeh : bruh moment
D4rk : Do you get dΓ©jΓ vu...
Lely : I do but quit singing.
D4rk : I am an artist, I need to know how to sing !
Lely : Sure, because you haven't learnt by now...
D4rk : DON'T DISRESPECT OLIVIA RODRIGO !! Also this is the perfect place for a livestream. Hello besties, look how pretty this place is ! "Killing Game" out on October 31st, 2023, 12:00PM, FST !
Lely : You know what, let's just go away. This is our day off. We shouldn't waste it.
Max : Right...
In front of the Great Pianta statue...
Krazey : So this used to be the access to Bianco Hills, right ?
SYK : Yeah... Imagine what could be happening in there right now...
*Krazey then actually gets swallowed by the Bianco Hills entrance*
SYK : Guess it still is.
Veno : How is he even going to come back in ? How does that statue work ? I think--
Cringeh : Why are you asking yourself that
Veno : Because I'm the Ultimate Situation Analyst
SYK : Ultimate what ? Smash Bros Ultimate ?
Veno : No, those were the talents that we all had back in our MKPCverse house... don't you have one too ? I think we all got them from something like... ultimate school ?
SYK : Ah, no... I don't think I have one. Well it doesn't matter anyway, you don't need no talent to kill. π
Cringeh : WOW bro is dangerous let's get out of here
James : Not really funny to joke about those things... this is already a pretty tense situation, it doesn't need to become even more tense.
Princess : Oh, not to be mean or anything, but I doubt he'd kill anyone. This might just be bluffing...
Noob : Be careful about underestimating people. You know what could happen next.
Dietsoda : That sure is a true statement.
Princess : I'm not underestimating him, I'm saying he doesn't seem like he would kill someone. But I'm just saying.
Noob : Which literally is the definition of underestimating...
A cold silence just took over the place at that moment. Nobody dared to talk, until Krazey fell back from the statue.
Krazey : Ouch.
SYK then just left without saying much, with Noob seemingly following him. Princess just went to Lely to vent for a bit. Things were tense.
Lely : I genuinely think what you said hurt him.
Princess : How so ? I wasn't mean, I was sharing my point of view.
Lely : Yeah but he probably feels left out about having no talent. Although I'm sure he has one, he just needs to discover it yet.
Princess : You're right. I am afraid he'll murder me now...
Lely : I can't know. I just know that in the previous killing game, Max found out he was talentless, and I remember he tried really hard to fit in. SYK either tries to prove himself, but that can be done by two different ways... helping or murdering.
On the top of the Shine Gate...
SYK : I guess I'm on the back burner again... tsk. I want to show them that I'm worth... something. But I feel alone. And what Princess said is definitively not helping. Also why am I talking to myself on one of the most unprobable places on this island...
Nudge : Oh hi. Didn't expect to see someone there when I would be done checking the volcano out.
SYK then splatters a smile across his face, and waves, expecting Nudge to leave in a hurry to visit other things but strangely, Nudge stays.
Nudge : I know what you are thinking about. Your talent. Well, I can't really help you, but... I know you have potential. For something. And about feeling left out, that's normal, but Max was everything but left out during the previous killing game. So... it's fine. You are not alone. You could talk to him, relating to someone could help you. I'm going to visit Gelato Beach and then--
SYK : Thank you...
The sun ultimately set, and all of the teenagers ate a decent meal, and went to sleep. They needed to rest, considering what was going to happen the next day...
^ This right here's my favorite thing, ever, in the history forever. I think about this everyday. I think about this all night long and I stay awake, not sleeping because I'm thinking about this. Hyped for Episode 3!
On 2023-10-23 at 10:55:06
Prologue :
Nudge : So are we done, or ?
Max : Wait ! I haven't checked if there is something left in the laundry room.
Nudge : Okay I'm going to the bathroom then. Tell me when you're done.
Fifteen minutes later...
Nodac : Oh come on ! We were supposed to be done at 10:00AM. Now it's literally 12:00PM. !
Max : We have to make sure everything's okay ! Stop complaining !
Nodac : Maybe I wouldn't be complaining if we stopped packing at the expected hour... we're so late.
The teenagers then headed to the harbor where a Pianta was awaiting. A strong smell of squid was covering the whole place. It smelled... bad.
croassung : Man. It stinks.
Harbor Pianta : You're right, young man. A crazy squid jumped out of the water and started to spread ink everywhere. Thankfully, a mustache man with a red cap was able to kill him by ripping off its tentacles. This is the most crowded sector so it got cleaned, but you don't want to go into the depths of the harbor. It's like a nightmare.
croassung : Yeah... according to my calculations, if the smell is this strong here, then it'll be 69 times stronger in an area of 420 meters cube...
Harbor Pianta : Don't know 'bout that, but, eh. Your ship is all set and ready to go. I'll guide you to... what is the destination again ?
Lely : Pinna Island. We're visiting a friend called Piantgor.
Harbor Pianta : Ohhhh, I remember him. We used to work on the same ship.
Lely : For real ?
Harbor Pianta : Yup. We'd steal some "extras" into the food compartiment when we were hungry. They barely fed us on the boat. Ahh, those were the good times. But we need to start heading to Pinna Island right now if we want to arrive before night.
2 hours passed once they went aboard...
Daisankor : Not to be that person, but, I've studied to become a pilot and what I see coming seems to be a whirlpool.
Harbor Pianta : Oh, yeah, you're right. Well, we should be fine if I just--
*MNL is seen flying across the boat, until he ultimately fell on the helm, which broke a little time after.
Daisankor : Oh nice. My boat security lessons will finally serve a purpose I guess. Uhhh... but I forgot them.
Nodac : ARE YOU BOTH BRAINLESS
Max : Said by someone who couldn't handle the situation better
gg
Nudge : Imagine having no personnality
D4rk : Shouldn't we try to FIX SOMETHING AND SURVIVE INSTEAD OF ARGUING
Krazey : Shh ! The plot would suck if we acted in a rational way.
Nudge : Yeah I'm obviously acting this is a skit hahahaahahha
Krazey : ... That was not it, I'm sorry.
D4rk : I wanna meet his mom and tell her her son sucks, yeah
Lely : DO YOU THINK THIS IS AN APPROPRIATE TIME TO SING, ADD THAT TO THE FACT THAT IT'S OLIVIA RODRIGO
D4rk : It's always an appropriate time for Olivia Rodrigo. Also we are all gonna die so might as well die happily. I wanna get him back
MNL : Please shut the fuck up
Veno : Guys, guys... calm down. We need to act and think rationally if we want to find a way out--
MNL : There is no way out. HAHHAHH
Veno : So you're telling me you want to die ? Fine by me.
Hell then broke loose. The whirlpool swallowed the boat until only the remains of the boat were left.
Emptiness.
What more could you possibly expect ?
... kidding. They're more than weak little things, huh ?
??? : Upupupupu... what do I have here... let's see.
Nudge : So are we done, or ?
Max : Wait ! I haven't checked if there is something left in the laundry room.
Nudge : Okay I'm going to the bathroom then. Tell me when you're done.
Fifteen minutes later...
Nodac : Oh come on ! We were supposed to be done at 10:00AM. Now it's literally 12:00PM. !
Max : We have to make sure everything's okay ! Stop complaining !
Nodac : Maybe I wouldn't be complaining if we stopped packing at the expected hour... we're so late.
The teenagers then headed to the harbor where a Pianta was awaiting. A strong smell of squid was covering the whole place. It smelled... bad.
croassung : Man. It stinks.
Harbor Pianta : You're right, young man. A crazy squid jumped out of the water and started to spread ink everywhere. Thankfully, a mustache man with a red cap was able to kill him by ripping off its tentacles. This is the most crowded sector so it got cleaned, but you don't want to go into the depths of the harbor. It's like a nightmare.
croassung : Yeah... according to my calculations, if the smell is this strong here, then it'll be 69 times stronger in an area of 420 meters cube...
Harbor Pianta : Don't know 'bout that, but, eh. Your ship is all set and ready to go. I'll guide you to... what is the destination again ?
Lely : Pinna Island. We're visiting a friend called Piantgor.
Harbor Pianta : Ohhhh, I remember him. We used to work on the same ship.
Lely : For real ?
Harbor Pianta : Yup. We'd steal some "extras" into the food compartiment when we were hungry. They barely fed us on the boat. Ahh, those were the good times. But we need to start heading to Pinna Island right now if we want to arrive before night.
2 hours passed once they went aboard...
Daisankor : Not to be that person, but, I've studied to become a pilot and what I see coming seems to be a whirlpool.
Harbor Pianta : Oh, yeah, you're right. Well, we should be fine if I just--
*MNL is seen flying across the boat, until he ultimately fell on the helm, which broke a little time after.
Daisankor : Oh nice. My boat security lessons will finally serve a purpose I guess. Uhhh... but I forgot them.
Nodac : ARE YOU BOTH BRAINLESS
Max : Said by someone who couldn't handle the situation better
gg
Nudge : Imagine having no personnality
D4rk : Shouldn't we try to FIX SOMETHING AND SURVIVE INSTEAD OF ARGUING
Krazey : Shh ! The plot would suck if we acted in a rational way.
Nudge : Yeah I'm obviously acting this is a skit hahahaahahha
Krazey : ... That was not it, I'm sorry.
D4rk : I wanna meet his mom and tell her her son sucks, yeah
Lely : DO YOU THINK THIS IS AN APPROPRIATE TIME TO SING, ADD THAT TO THE FACT THAT IT'S OLIVIA RODRIGO
D4rk : It's always an appropriate time for Olivia Rodrigo. Also we are all gonna die so might as well die happily. I wanna get him back
MNL : Please shut the fuck up
Veno : Guys, guys... calm down. We need to act and think rationally if we want to find a way out--
MNL : There is no way out. HAHHAHH
Veno : So you're telling me you want to die ? Fine by me.
Hell then broke loose. The whirlpool swallowed the boat until only the remains of the boat were left.
Emptiness.
What more could you possibly expect ?
... kidding. They're more than weak little things, huh ?
??? : Upupupupu... what do I have here... let's see.
I love myself so much! This personnality perfectly represents me
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4On 2023-10-19 at 00:24:07
1 person left bc Krazey joined...
When do you think the first episode will come out?
On 2023-10-18 at 22:31:53
Thanks for joining but please be more original and specific for talents, bc "ultimate mind" "ultimate nerve" "ultimate psychic" and "ultimate situation analyst" are basically alike lmao
Pour moi faut juste savoir que j'suis très con, immature, idiot, et aime voir les gens souffrir (sans oublier ULTIMATE TECHNICIAN)
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Name: Nodac
Color: Blue
Personnality: VERY IMMATURE IDIOT & loves to troll people, can sometimes have 200 IQ Ideas
Talent: Can master Guns and Videogames
Color: Blue
Personnality: VERY IMMATURE IDIOT & loves to troll people, can sometimes have 200 IQ Ideas
Talent: Can master Guns and Videogames
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