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What is the point of this? Is it meant to be like an arg?

I could be pshycic gym leader.
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Yeah I was using daisy stats got slightly bumped by daisy and flew off the course into water. It doesn't make much sense why weight has to be increased.

On larger tracks it's fine but when your on thin tracks or ones with jumps over a kill zone it's likely you will get pushed into it by the cpu.

Sadly they did. 💀

Probably furries.

Although I suppose commission artists will be getting lots of money from furries. 💀

Hey at least nintendo aren't adding the elephant versions of the character to Mario kart 8 deluxe, that's good.

Edit: upon further consideration I believe they might actually do it. 💀💀💀

Mario wonder is releasing on the 20th of October and the final bcp wave is November 9th. That's 2 weeks for wonder to have been released, played, talked about, etc, before the bcp. They have previously added characters through bcp and might release an elephant to advertise wonder more. Please tell me I'm wrong, I want to believe I'm making strange connections that don't exist.

Le mieux serait que tu postes sur ce sujet: https://mkpc.malahieude.net/topic.php?topic=9908

Ce sujet est créé pour que vous puissiez dire aux gens ce que vous faites

je ne parle pas français  J'utilise Google Traduction

But in theory all versions of the track are the normal version, they are just variants.

What does this mean?

But some tracks have different variations in other games (mushroom gorge having it's second path (from MKWii) replaced with blue mushroom that acts as a glider point in MK7 and BCP for MK8DX)

You do make very good fusion sprites.

Episode 1: bar fight

I'm not doing any more prolouges

In the bar a strange group sit together. An elf, a Toad, a shy guy and a cat.

Jenwren: Meow (can you order me a milk?)
Noob: of course I can.

Can I get a milk for the cat?
Bartender: sure.

Off to the side Dietsoda and Fiery are having a conversation.

Fiery: so why do you call people mayflies?
Dietsoda: You do know what a mayfly is?
Fiery: no.
Dietsoda: they are animals, but once they mature they live for only one day.
Fiery: well I've lived longer than a day and I'm an adult.
Dietsoda: to me your lifespan is very *very* short.
Fiery: Oh. That makes more sense.

A conversation between them starts randomly about opinions on fruits.

Noob: Ay, and what of lemons and lime

Meanwhile outside:

IlluZhion: Oh do I love pubbing, although this time it's with some wierdo "friends"
Zombie: bluuuuhhh
IlluZhion: shut up I think I heard something.

IlluZhion stares through the window at a group drinking together, listening intently.

Dietsoda: I detest lemons -

Illuzhion got so agitated he couldn't hear
- they taste so bitter.
Right after the statement.

IlluZhion: Zombies, destory this small establishment

Fiery: Yeah lemons are terrible

At that the door busts open and a horde of zombies approach, some toads, some human. The Bartender screams at the scene unfolding.

Noob: Oh great.

As zombies lurch towards them and arrow slams through ones head, sticking their lifeless reanimated corpse that is now lifeless again, to the wall.

Dietsoda: we must fight or flee.
Jenwren: Meow (the second one)
Noob: I agree
Jenwren: Meow ( I see and exit on the other side of the bar)
Noob: we fight through the horde and get to that door over there. We can use the tables to slow most of the horde from reaching us. We can then disperse into the trees.
Fiery: well we don't have a better option.

From the main entrance a voice can be heard.

Illuzhion: Don't kill the elf, Toad and shy guy that are in a group together, capture them. I would love to torture them afterwards.

Realising now is the best time to execute their plan, the lads (as I will henceforth refer to this group) rush towards the exit jumping from table to table.

Fiery decapitates a Zombie in a clean sweep of his axe while noob, with jenwren clinging onto his shoulder, stabs them with his shortblade and Dietsoda shoots ones that may block their path.

The plan is executed without issue and the lads escape through the door and into the woods.

Fiery: where will we go?
Noob: we can go to shy guy city, it will probably be fine.
Jenwren: Meow (good idea)
Dietsoda: Alright let's go.

The lads begin to walk towards the road to shy guy city, remaining in the shrubbery.

Later:

IlluZhion: Alright zombies, throw the captives to my feet.

All the zombies remaining do not move.

IlluZhion: I'm going to have to talk to Toad about your productivity.

Why did Fiery get more than 2 lines? (he got 7) Why was Illuzhion so agitated? previous events on this site
You probably already know the answers I think.

Also if you didn't show up you will later probably.

Episode 0: Lely and Max

Lely: come on Max, let's go to that port town that I can't remember the name of.

Max: fine.
But only because I always agree with you and need to protect you incase anything happens.

Lely: you don't need to protect me. I mean what are the odds that an anthropomorphic rabbit hit man gets told to kill me for a large amount of cash

(High)

Later they enter the town centre where a strange line creature and some other people are.

Lely: I can't believe they have a noose here! I mean who is going to commit a crime?

Max: criminals.

As Lely finishes the statement a blue koopa gets brought up to the noose and hung for the heinous crime of suggesting the underwater wierdo society would attack them.

Max: Why would the underwater society attack us? I mean what kind of wierdos would do that?

Lely: Let's go to the tavern!

What did the blue koopa do?he took the red pill are the other 3 order people going to show up? yes Zoom in to find out or just check in after I decide to write another one in 4 months time.

Episode 0: Nudge:

Nudge steps out of the doorway of his house and walks over to his mailbox.

Nudge: Let's see what I have here.
Donate money to the orphanage that was burned down, why would I throw away my hard-earned cash to reverse what I did?
Want a good meal buy from sweatshop farms, I should probably buy from them if they actually are a sweatshop and if they have carrots.
Ooh a specific letter for me.

Nudge has one of his claws go out and cuts the letter open.

Nudge: hmmm, this says I should hunt down and kill "Lely". I have no clue who they are but I not only want a paycheck but feel as if I should do it.

Wow I have decided to return to this even though it was, at the time of writing, on page 7.

Also: will Nudge find Lely. Have I even written Lely's prologue find out later.

Do it. Do it now.

I'm going to cancel the fanfic for now and I will most likely not write for it. If anyone wants to write for it pm me and say so or say it on this topic. I won't lock it for now but I will lock it in a day unless a new writer steps up. Sorry.

I'm busy trying to make Nudges likes great as they normally are.