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Episode 1: The Beginning
The MKPCians are going about their day-to-day lives. Lely is listening to k-pop, osc-omb is blowing up, Noob is practicing his sharpshooting skills, Ouchy is setting up a nuke to launch at Popplio's house (wait what?) and everyone else is asleep bc it's like 3AM lol.
Suddenly, everyone gets teleported to a mysterious location.
Cringeh: OW! WHO WOKE ME UP?
Popplio:...uhhhhh definitely not me
Noob: Oh there's Waluigi. *aims gun*
Waluigi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *runs and hides in corner*
Ouchy: There are a bunch of Nintendo characters here, actually. *pulls out gun*
Popplio: If you have a gun please put it down, I have an announcemen-
Noob: I can shoot you if you want.
Popplio: No please don't. PLEASE LISTEN LELY!
Lely: *listening to k-pop* Oop, sorry.
Popplio: *sighs* Can I please make the announcement now?
Snowy: no
Popplio: yes
Snowy: no
Popplio: *sighs again* OK EVERYONE! So what we're going to be doing is- LELY!
Lely: Jeez, calm down. *puts away phone without turning off music*
Popplio: OK well that's as good as I'll get. OK, so you're going to be doing some duo challenges.
Noob: Can I be with Ouchy? He also has a gun.
Popplio: Uh, no, your partners will be these Nintendo characters! Not Captain Toad though. I have him.
Princess: Wait so you made the challenges but now you're playing them? Isn't that unfair?
Popplio: No, theSUN made the challenges.
Princess: He's not even in the fanfic-
Popplio: STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL! Anyway, SS, you're with Dimention, and Princess, your partner is Shadow Queen.
Cringeh: Wait we have Shadow Queen AND Peach? Doesn't that mean-
Popplio: Cringeh, you're with ???.
Cringeh: Uh OK, where are they?
Popplio: They don't exist
???: I don't exist lol
Cringeh: Oh is this bc I said I didn't know who my partner would b-
Popplio: S T O P  B R E A K I N G  T H E  F O U R T H  W A L L !
Cringeh: jeez okay
Popplio: Snowy, you're with Waluigi.
Snowy: But Waluigi's cowering in the corner.
Waluigi: DON'T COME NEAR ME, DEMON! (talking to Noob)
Popplio: ...uhhhhhhhhh ANYWAY Max, you have Meta Knight
Max: OK cool ig
Meta Knight: OK cool ig
Popplio: Lely, you have Peach.
Lely: Dang it, now Princess is going to be stalking me. Anyway *pulls out phone*
Popplio: I'm not even gonna try at this point...
Lely: Don't talk to me
Popplio: *sighs* Osc, you're with... Bob-omb? Just any Bob-omb ig? There's not a Bob-omb here so go find one ig
osc-omb: OK bye *runs off toward Bob-omb Battlefield*
Michael: Wait Bob-omb Battlefield is accessible from here? Then where are we?
Popplio: Glad you asked! We're in SM64 Peach's Castle!
Michael: OK cool ig
Max and Meta Knight: HEY THAT'S MY LINE
Popplio: Michael, you're with ??...idk...
??...idk...: I also don't exist
Michael: ...ok then
Popplio: Noob, you're with Luigi.
Noob: OK Luigi, here's a gun. You get good with it by tomorrow. Here are some of my training dummies, you gotta-
Noob continued talking to Luigi for the rest of the time everyone was here.
Popplio: ...alright. Last but not least, Ouchy, you're with Bowser Jr.
Ouchy: *looking directly at Max and Meta Knight* OK cool ig
Meta Knight: I SWEAR IF ONE MORE PERSON SAYS "OK COOL IG" I SWEAR
Popplio: OK cool ig
Meta Knight: YOU LITTLE-
osc-omb: Hey I'm back- oops
Bob-omb: My main goal is to blow up *blows up Meta Knight
Meta Knight: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
osc-omb: welp. time to go find another one. *leaves*
Popplio: OK cool, I'm not dead. Yippee
Noob: I could make you dead. *continues talking to Luigi*
Popplio: No, I wouldn't particularly enjoy that
Cringeh: lol
Popplio: Anyway the challenges start tomorrow, so get a good night's sleep today! See ya, I'm going to go play Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker now!
Captain Toad: I'll join you!
Popplio: OK!
And so the day concluded. Everyone went elsewhere except Lely who was too busy listening to k-pop to notice that everyone left. They came back to Peach's Castle the next day to begin the challenges. Also when Popplio got to his house he realized that Ouchy nuked it so he had to just stay at Peach's Castle lol.
To be continued in Episode 2 eventually

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