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You’ll never catch me alive! You’ll only find my dead body on the sofa  with a knife plunged into my chest because I’m British!

Astronome

Alors...
Pingouin-78, jaune, expert en astronomie, peur voler et lançer des boules de feu, de glace et de pierre.

Thank you for explaining to him, I would’ve lost my marbles if I had to explain that.

Pingouin-78, jaune, c'est quoi personnalité et espèce et capacité déjà?

I was just facepalming because i saw ther people facepalming

EP4 PART 1 - The Power Outage

After a long night of partying and getting drunk, Fiery and co. decide to escape the city after 1 day of sleep deprivation.

Lemon: I’m strooooooooooonggg as an oooniiiiiiiii…
IlluZhion: Remiiiiiiiiiinds me of the tiiiiiiiiiiiiiime I plaaaaaaaayed Touuuuuuhouuuuu Proooooject and I had to fiiiiiiight Suiiiiiiikaaaaaaaaaaa…
Lemon: Ah, screeeew thaaaaaaat, let’s-
*Kissing*
Fiery: Bruh… What the fuck?
Cringeh: dhdshjhkjhwefhuefnsfhsfshfksak
???: Mind if you shut your mouth, bitch?
osc: Innit man this guy keeps on blabbering about what he did for his maths homework like my guy shut your mouth for 1 second
Fiery: oh crap why’s ralsei here man NAWWWWWW
Ralsei: Cry about it bitch
Fiery: I will turn your skin into a coat. Anyways, we really need to escape this place, our heads are on the line.
IlluZhion: Iiiiiiii’mma caaaaaaarryyyyyy Leeeeeeeeemoooooon, she’s toooooo druuuuuuuuuunk to go alooooooooone…
xrunner: Ain’t no way man, you’re also drunk as hell…
Ralsei: Honestly bro, these two are seriously weird…
IlluZhion: Noooooooooooooo weeeeeeeee’re noooooooot…
Fiery: Dude, you literally gave your own girlfriend 5 gallons of sake… Hey, stop tampering with my voice lines!
IlluZhion: Hahahahahahahahahaha, no waaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan…
osc: are you having a stroke
Cringeh: AAAAAAAAAA
Zombies: We’ll be taking him.
Lemon: Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww- what?! WHO?! NO-ONE DID A THING!
Fiery: Oh good riddance, he’s a party pooper. Nobody cares about him that much anyway, just a nerd.
Popplio: At least he’s not a dog
Fiery: Kind of wish he was, then he wouldn’t be able to speak so much.
xrunner: Hey while you guys were chatting I got the secret Green Hill Zone level
IlluZhion: NOBODY CARES, CRINGEH COULD DIE!!! But to be fair, I did kind of hate him…
Lemon: Wait, was I drunk?! WHY AM I HALF-
osc: Put your hand up if you cared about him. See, nobody except you two care.
Fiery: you don’t have hands…
osc: that’s still a no for caring about him
IlluZhion: I didn’t even give two shits… So long as my Lemon is safe, I just acted like I cared lol
Fiery: what about Shifu and Hiku who are just standing at the door right there…
Lemon: WHO THE HELL ARE THEY?!
IlluZhion: One second, I need to talk to them…
Fiery: Sayonara, plot armor…STOP MESSING WITH MY VOICE LINES
osc: and you’re having another stroke…
IlluZhion: Just shut up Fiery, I need to chat with ‘em…
Hiku-chan: Hey IlluZhion-san~
Lemon: WHAT THE HELL?! WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO MY ILLUZHION LIKE THAT?!
Shifu: Oh, you don’t know? Uh, move along, cat girl, he’s my husband…
Lemon: WWWWWWWWWWWWW- WHAT?!
Fiery: ah crap lol more conflict…i swear man i’m going to commit manslaughter
osc: STOP HAVING A STROKE, JESUS CHRIST!
Lemon: HOW DARE YOU ATTEMPT TO SEDUCE MY ILLUZHION!!!
Hiku-chan: You sure you wanna fight me, feline?!
*Hiku-chan’s lost eye glows*
Lemon: WHAT THE HELL?! YOU ONLY HAVE ONE EYE!!!
Hiku-chan: And I have a power that bests your own. Leave my husband alone.
Lemon: Grrrrrrrrr…
Shifu: YOUR HUSBAND?! HE LOVES ME MORE!!!
Lemon: BOTH OF YOU ARE WRONG!!! HE LOVES ME THE MOST!!!
IlluZhion: Oh boy, more conflict…
Cosmo: Well at least try to stop your wives from fighting, dude…
Popplio: Why does polygamy always end this way…?
Ralsei: HUH?!
Popplio: Oh nevermind...
Ralsei: EXACTLY BITCH!!!
Fiery: Pssst guys, let’s just go without them, they will never stop at this pace.
Lemon: Fine, we’re going…
Hiku-chan: Keep your hands off him, both of you…
Shifu and Lemon: …
Fiery: So we going now? After 8 million years? Good, let’s go.

Back at home…

*VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
Hiku-chan: A power outage? What the hell is going on here?!
IlluZhion: Let’s go check the power…
Lemon: I’m going with you…
Fiery: Why are we checking the power instead of finding a way out of this labyrinth of buildings?
xrunner: Well IlluZhion’s plan does sound better, in all fairness…
Shifu: Why don’t we all go?

In the basement…

Hiku-chan: This place gives me trauma from somewhere…
Shifu: Don’t think about that…
Lemon: Well I’m going with IlluZhion, you simps better find someone else to leech onto…
Fiery: I’m not going inside here.
Nudge: Cry about it, we’re all going in.
Fiery: you know what i dont care about your opinion on it i’m not going inside i’m running away and probably encountering the zombies but i dont give a crap since its better than staying with you barnacles!
IlluZhion: Let’s just go…
Fiery: Jeez, you don’t have to be this stoic… OK FINE I’M GOING… I want to kill myself right now…
osc: Dude, it’s just a prank… Calm down…
Fiery: I mean going in this dark place. Did I ever tell you I had a fear of the dark? That’s why I had this lighter.
Dark: Am I a joke to you?
Fiery: yes in fact you are all you do in this story is be a fortnite fanboy go catch a victory royale or some shit
IlluZhion: Stop arguing, the lot of you… Let’s go…
Fiery: holy crap i’ve turned into what i want to destroy most…I HATE YOU SCRIPT WRITER! (i mean myself)

At the branching paths…

Hiku-chan: What the hell? How big is this place?
osc: By the looks of it, it’s so big you could make this place into a bunker…
Shifu: Better than the one me and Hiku were stuck in for hours… Wait, come to think of it that’s when we fell for IlluZhion…
IlluZhion: Let’s split into groups… Me, Hiku-chan, Shifu, Lemon and Fiery are going one way…
Nudge: Obviously you go with all the girls…
osc: Well Fiery’s a dude…
Nudge: I’m not blind…
IlluZhion: Nudge, osc and the others go the other way…
xrunner: I’mma go my own way… I can noclip my way in…
Fiery: No thank you…*runs out the door*
IlluZhion: Ok, both of you can go your way…
Lemon: Let’s get going then…
Hiku-chan: Don’t this remind you of somethin’? Like…
IlluZhion: The Catacombs? Nah, not really.
Shifu: Well of course, you ARE a vampire…
Lemon: Wait I just noticed something… You two aren’t vampires… You sure you’re married to IlluZhion?
Hiku-chan: Well the thing is… Both me and Shifu are phantoms…
Lemon: Uhhh…
Fiery in a muffled voice: Can you guys go on instead of having this chit chat?
Hiku-chan: Gah, fine…
Lemon: Welp, lookee here…
Hiku-chan: How on earth are we gonna get up THERE?!
Lemon: That’s the thing, me and IlluZhion are gonna go up there. You guys just look about below, ok?
Fiery in a muffled voice: How about you guys actually go back instead of having this shit?
IlluZhion: No goddamn way. This is my- correction, OUR city. We ain’t leavin’ till the very end…
Fiery in a muffled voice: Well, okay, see ya.
Shifu: What a coward…
Fiery: HEARD THAT! FINE IF YOU WANT ME DOWN THERE THEN FINE YOU PIECES OF SHIT.
Shifu: No, coward, you go cry about it…
Fiery: OK THAT’S IT…
*Fiery just runs off shouting “FUCK YOU DIPSHITS”*
Hiku-chan: What?
Lemon: Like we can’t hear that…
IlluZhion: Lemon, let’s just get going…
Lemon: Okie~

Meanwhile…

Nudge: Urrrgggh, just thinking about this place makes me irk…
Popplio: At least there aren’t any dogs h-
*WOOF WOOF*
Popplio: AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!
Nudge: Oops, sorry, just my MP3 player sound effect 😛
Popplio: WHAT?!
osc: Stop it, both of you. Let’s get going…
K: I agree, we can’t afford to lose anyone else, like what happened with Cringeh…
Cosmo: Oh, like anyone cares about him! Let’s just move on…

Elsewhere…

xrunner: Whew, I’m almost there…
*BRAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNSSSS…*
xrunner: Fuck that, I’m go-
*He can’t noclip through the terrain*
xrunner: Ah bollocks…
Cringeh?: Urrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhh…
xrunner: WHAT THE FUCK?! CRINGEH?!
Huge Zombie: Reveeeeeeeeennnnnnnnggggggge… Geeeeeeettt reveeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnggggggge…
xrunner: Fuck this shit, I’m running away…
*One of the zombies bites xrunner*
xrunner: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!


Also elsewhere…


Fiery: Man I actually feel kind of bad…
*Clanking noises*
Nudge: WHAT?! DON’T TELL ME THE ZOMBIES FOUND US AS WELL!
*Ceiling burns away*
Fiery: WOAAAAHH! Dang it, should have known that this city was still in construction.
Dark: What the fuck are you doing here, Fiery? I thought you chickened out…
Fiery: I thought you were getting one of those bitch Victory Royales…
Dark: THE FUCK DID YOU SAY?!
Fiery: It’s not chicken to do something that is reasonable. But I guess I interrupted you having a victory royale, so yay.
Dark: Oh you are going to-
osc: Listen its not worth it

Back with IlluZhion…

Lemon: This is kinda cute… You, me, this complete darkness…
IlluZhion: Heh, ya think so?
Lemon: Just c’mere and-
*Kissing*
Hiku-chan: What the fuck? Are they kissing AGAIN?!
Shifu: Sounds like it… Let’s go, Hiku…
IlluZhion: Oh my gosh, you’re so-
*Kissing continues*
Script writer: Ok, can you actually stop?
IlluZhion: NO!
*Kissing*
Script writer: Honestly…
Shifu: Didn’t the script writer literally just tell them to stop? Ok, let’s roll…
xrunner?: BRAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSS…
Hiku-chan: Lol, we can’t even get bitten…
Shifu: Oh yeah, this armor…
*They just walk through like nothing happened*

Anyone have feedback?

Episode 1: The Siren’s Warning
It’s a good old night in MKPC City, but in the middle of the night, a loud sound starts.
*everyone wakes up*
Siren: WARNING: A zombie apocalypse is starting. Please evacuate your homes and find weapons as soon as possible.

Fiery: Oh crap! I better tell my friends to meet at my shop, good thing I had weapons for this exact moment! *calls everyone*
Fiery: Everyone! Meet at my shop, I have a lot of weapons there!
Nudge: No
xrunner: I can literally noclip plus I’m not social. I still don’t consider you a “friend” because I’m unfamiliar with the term.
Fiery: I- shoot i’m speechless, can anyone else at least come?
Dietsoda: I don’t want to but fine, mayfly.
Noob: Yeah sure I guess, I don’t have any weapons at home.
Dark: But I want to stay home playing games!
MisterCringeh: umm actually thats bad for your eyes
Fiery: Well, let’s just go.
Dark: no
Fiery: Wish I could slap you through the phone. wait crap i can’t even slap devils anyway. Hey Illuzhion, you’ve been awfully quiet, what’s up?
Illuzhion: Nothing. Just a good listener.
Fiery: aight well lets go
Nudge: no
please tell me if theres issues with your personality

sh*t then what can i do for his personality

Chapter 6: Friends and a New Plan
Alien Leader: DAMMIT! THOSE PUNY BITCHES BROKE THE CHIPS, NOW WE CAN'T USE THEM AS SERVANTS, DAMMIT!!! WHAT THE HELL DO WE DO!!!
Adviser: Sir, you don't have to worry, remember when we visited the graveyard in our planet? I grabbed an evil alien ghost. We can use it to possess it.
Alien Leader: Ah yes! We shall possess them with the ghost! What a wonderful idea I've made.
Adviser: Sometimes in life, I still wonder what I exist.
Alien Leader: So where's the ghost?
Adviser: In the science room of the cave.
He grabs the jar and releases the ghost.
Ghost: Who has woken me up from my slumber?
Alien Leader: Hello, you're currently in planet...ok I don't give a crap about the name. So I want you to possess one of these people in this picture. *shows picture* Then make em do badass stuff by kicking their ass.
Ghost: Okay, what do I get in return?
Alien Leader: Some grass for you to touch.
Ghost: Ok, I'm gonna go now, adios mfs.
Meanwhile, the gang made a makeshift raft and a few oars from the airship's wood and rowed away into the sea. After 4 hours of no food, no water, and constant rowing, they've arrived at the GCN Yoshi Circuit port where ER Mac and Kid were staying.
Osc: Finally, we arrived at Yoshi Circuit. Now I can buy some food and a bo'oh o' wa'er.
TheOuchy1: Home sweet home.
Fiery: Let's go to the supermarket. I'll pay.
ER Mac is talking with kid in the supermarket.
ER Mac: So then, I told him to SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ELSE I'M KICKING YO A-oh hey guys, didn't see you guys😅
IlluZhion: Hello ER Mac, hello kid, what're you guys doing here?
ER Mac: I live here and kid came here for vacation. Want to go to my house? We're heading back since it's dusk.
Popplio: Sure, I'm starving right now! Let's go!
After eating dinner and watching random shows on YouTube, they went to bed. In the middle of the night, this happened...
BOOM!!!
Lely: HOLY SHIT WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!
Ssg: I'm scared...
Kid: It looks like a UFO crashed in to someone's house...all the aliens died except for 1, he's terrorizing the city.
Max: We have to evacuate. Nudge, K, kill that alien.
Nudge: DIE!!! *massive shooting*
Alien dies
K: He died, COULDN'T YOU AT LEAST GIVEN ME THE SATISFACTION KILL THAT ALIEN?!
Nudge: No.
Popplio: I'll extinguish the fire. Water Gun!!!
Dietsoda: Let's head back to sleep.
At 4:30am...Max wakes up
Max: *Yawns* Jeez, it's pretty dark outside...what time is it??? *looks at clock* WTF?! 4:30AM?!
StarSplizz: Gm Max.
Dark: Gm man.
Max: What the heck? You guys are already awake.
StarSplizz: I just went to piss, I'm going back to sleep. Gn.
Dark: I wake up hella early, depends on my body when I wanna sleep. I was gonna go for an early morning walk. Wanna come? I got a flashlight.
Max: Sure.
Dark and Max left the house. Unluckily for them, the ghost had just arrived at Yoshi Circuit and sees them walking.
Ghost: I see that demon and that...foxgirl thing??? Eh whatever, I'll just eenie meenie minee mo to choose who to possess.
The ghost rushes at Dark and Max and enters Max's body.
Max: Dark, I feel weir-*Falls to the ground*
Dark: Oh my god!!! Are you ok Max??? Are you breathing? Do you need air support? Speak to me...MAX, MAX, MAX!!!
Max: D-Dar-Dark, I'm being pos-.
Max stands up, ready to attack Dark...
Dark: You're? Oh hey you're back. We better head back before you-*gets kicked* AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Everyone in ER Mac's house hears Dark's scream for help.
Noob: Was that Dark?
Osc: What if he's in danger? We must save him!
StarSplizz: Actually, Max and Dark took a morning walk.
Lely: MAX?! WHAT IF HE'S ALSO IN DANGER? HURRY!!!
They ran as fast as they could and saw Max going to punch Dark who's on the floor
Dark: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? ARE YOU INSANE?
Max: Fool! I never wanted you as a friend...you're just a stupid little mf that somehow existed in my life.
Nudge: MAX?! ARE YOU OK???
Max: Shut up. I'm going to finish this devil and send him to where he came from, hell.
IlluZhion: Oh hell nah!!! YOU AIN'T GETTING CLOSE TO HIM!!! *Kicks Max*
Dark: Thanks.
Fiery: Dark's badly bruised. He might have to be taken to the hospital. Is Max mind controlled?
Noob: No...his eyes aren't red...what's with him anyways...
Max: YOU'RE GONNA REGRET KICKING ME!!!
Max uses telekinesis to levitate objects to throw them at the gang. Totally didn't search what powers Senko has
TheOuchy1: Max is going crazy, now he's using telekinesis to yeet all of those stuff towards us!!!
Osc: We must escape!!! We might get hit!!!
Everyone runs away except for Lely
Kid: LELY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Lely: It's risky...but...I'm gonna calm Max down.
Fiery: Are you stupid?! you might die!!!
Lely: I'm gonna try anyways!!! Max, chill down. You don't have to fight! What's wrong with you?
Max: You dare to act brave? You have made a big mistake.
Lely: Max, please! Tell me! Is that even you?
Max: It's me. You're just being a fool!
Lely: Max, you're not acting yourself, please come back to your senses.
Max: I'M DONE WASTING TIME, I'M GOING TO END YOU.
Max levitates with his fist headed towards Lely, Lely is in a state of shock that she can't move. What happens to Lely. Will Max be free from the ghost. Find out on Chapter 7...

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