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6099 pts ★ RacerYesterday at 20:04:31
"Asgore Piss Theory"
"Let's get this farty sharted!"
"Salesperson Ena... Spamton Ena... Spamt Ena... Spamtenna- NO-"
"Non-binary weddings be like "I now pronouns you they and them""
"Trans women are women"
1000 years later...
"hholy shit... sans undertale....."
"I'm a gay furry living in a heterosexual hellscape!"
"No girlfriend? BECOME THE GIRLFRIEND"
"1 day ago - Gaming disorder officially recognised by the World Health Organisation"
"2 hours ago - World Health Organisation finally stops classifying trans people as mentally ill"
"Top hats imply the existence of a bottom hat"
"Cat ears"
"Let's get this farty sharted!"
"Salesperson Ena... Spamton Ena... Spamt Ena... Spamtenna- NO-"
"Non-binary weddings be like "I now pronouns you they and them""
"Trans women are women"
1000 years later...
"hholy shit... sans undertale....."
"I'm a gay furry living in a heterosexual hellscape!"
"No girlfriend? BECOME THE GIRLFRIEND"
"1 day ago - Gaming disorder officially recognised by the World Health Organisation"
"2 hours ago - World Health Organisation finally stops classifying trans people as mentally ill"
"Top hats imply the existence of a bottom hat"
"Cat ears"
On 2026-01-06 at 08:34:49
"WHAT THE HELL IS A FUNCTIONING HEALTHCARE SYSTEM 🗣️🗣️🗣️🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥💥"
"Like and subscribe for more Hatsune Murder™"
"I don't have the ass to pull that off!"
"Anyway, let's turn Mario into a fat American."
"Oh, John's looking very healthy today (that means he's fucking fat)"
"The queen of lesbians proposes I slaughter a hundred animals for her hand in marriage... okay, time to commit livestock genocide I guess"
"NO! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME!"
"The 262 document pages:"
"Which Kris? Kris Deltarune?"
"Who would win? Your heterosexuality or ONE GIRLY BOI"
"Whether you're male, female, trans, agender, gay, bi, straight, white, black, a being of pure unbridled rage, or whatever else, remember - deep down we are all just Sans Undertale"
"Look, he's saying his first words!"
"I am a C-"
"Christian?"
"Cheez-It!"
"The Mario of Absolute Disagreement"
"Here's three ways to prove God is real! Well, first, you have the Bible. Second, well, you see, there's the Bible. And finally, there's this thing, see, it's called the Bible."
"Do you want to modify your last created nation (Gay) or add another custom nation?"
"Yoshis are the source of LGBTQ. This means that being homophobic is Yoshiphobic. This means the will to change is the will to Yoshi. So therefore the will to be is Yoshi. Therefore being is Yoshi. Therefore we are Yoshi. So therefore we are dinosaurs and we eat fruit. So therefore we are fictional. Therefore do we really exist? We don't. So therefore God is Yoshi. Therefore the universe is Yoshi."
"Or is it? [Vsauce music plays] What if it's the opposite? What if Yoshi... birthed the universe?"
"Like and subscribe for more Hatsune Murder™"
"I don't have the ass to pull that off!"
"Anyway, let's turn Mario into a fat American."
"Oh, John's looking very healthy today (that means he's fucking fat)"
"The queen of lesbians proposes I slaughter a hundred animals for her hand in marriage... okay, time to commit livestock genocide I guess"
"NO! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME!"
"The 262 document pages:"
"Which Kris? Kris Deltarune?"
"Who would win? Your heterosexuality or ONE GIRLY BOI"
"Whether you're male, female, trans, agender, gay, bi, straight, white, black, a being of pure unbridled rage, or whatever else, remember - deep down we are all just Sans Undertale"
"Look, he's saying his first words!"
"I am a C-"
"Christian?"
"Cheez-It!"
"The Mario of Absolute Disagreement"
"Here's three ways to prove God is real! Well, first, you have the Bible. Second, well, you see, there's the Bible. And finally, there's this thing, see, it's called the Bible."
"Do you want to modify your last created nation (Gay) or add another custom nation?"
"Yoshis are the source of LGBTQ. This means that being homophobic is Yoshiphobic. This means the will to change is the will to Yoshi. So therefore the will to be is Yoshi. Therefore being is Yoshi. Therefore we are Yoshi. So therefore we are dinosaurs and we eat fruit. So therefore we are fictional. Therefore do we really exist? We don't. So therefore God is Yoshi. Therefore the universe is Yoshi."
"Or is it? [Vsauce music plays] What if it's the opposite? What if Yoshi... birthed the universe?"
On 2025-11-21 at 11:00:11
"You can waste your allowance and piss in the snow later, this is important."
"Goofy has found religion! Now Goofy has found mouldy bread. And a mushroom. What the hell, Goofy?"
"We are now entering Piss Forest. Beware the 4 Ps: piss, poop, paper and pocket knives."
"Ace divas are so slay that they got an entire category of tennis named after them"
"IT'S A NON-BINARY REFINERY!"
"God created thee man and woman-"
"Soooo... we're all androgynes?"
"I don't have a nationality because I'm from Mercury"
"You're literally gayer than me, how the fuck?"
"Speaking of special needs, where the hell is Roy?"
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I AM GONNA BRING BACK THE DINOSAURS!!!!! AND I'M GONNA MAKE THEM GAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!"
"Those guys are always sticking their noses into someone else's business. Whether I pay my taxes or not is my business!"
"My daughter is lesbian so I'm sending her to a girls-only camp for the entire summer"
"Goofy has found religion! Now Goofy has found mouldy bread. And a mushroom. What the hell, Goofy?"
"We are now entering Piss Forest. Beware the 4 Ps: piss, poop, paper and pocket knives."
"Ace divas are so slay that they got an entire category of tennis named after them"
"IT'S A NON-BINARY REFINERY!"
"God created thee man and woman-"
"Soooo... we're all androgynes?"
"I don't have a nationality because I'm from Mercury"
"You're literally gayer than me, how the fuck?"
"Speaking of special needs, where the hell is Roy?"
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I AM GONNA BRING BACK THE DINOSAURS!!!!! AND I'M GONNA MAKE THEM GAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!"
"Those guys are always sticking their noses into someone else's business. Whether I pay my taxes or not is my business!"
"My daughter is lesbian so I'm sending her to a girls-only camp for the entire summer"
On 2025-07-14 at 15:30:05
"Oh God... it tastes of the Sonic fanbase..."
On 2024-05-06 at 11:24:15
"Bide the Wiccan Laws we must
In Perfect Love and Perfect Trust.
Live and let live.
Fairly take and fairly give.
Cast the Circle thrice about to keep the evil spirits out.
To bind the spell every time let the spell be spake in rhyme.
Soft of eye and light of touch, Speak little, listen much.
Deosil go by the waxing moon, chanting out the Witches' Rune.
Widdershins go by the waning moon, chanting out the baneful rune.
When the Lady's moon is new, kiss the hand to her, times two.
When the moon rides at her peak, then your hearts desire seek.
Heed the North wind's mighty gale, lock the door and drop the sail.
When the wind comes from the South, love will kiss thee on the mouth.
When the wind blows from the West, departed souls will have no rest.
When the wind blows from the East,
expect the new and set the feast.
Nine woods in the cauldron go,
burn them fast and burn them slow.
Elder be the Lady's tree, burn it not or cursed you'll be.
When the Wheel begins to turn, let the Beltane fires burn.
When the Wheel has turned to Yule, light the log and the Horned One rules.
Heed ye flower, Bush and Tree, by the Lady, blessed be.
Where the rippling waters go, cast a stone and truth you'll know.
When ye have a true need, hearken not to others' greed.
With a fool no season spend, lest ye be counted as his friend.
Merry meet and merry part, bright the cheeks and warm the heart.
Mind the Threefold Law you should, three times bad and three times good.
When misfortune is enow, wear the blue star on thy brow.
True in love ever be, lest thy lover's false to thee.
Eight words the Wiccan Rede fulfill: An ye harm none, do what ye will."
In Perfect Love and Perfect Trust.
Live and let live.
Fairly take and fairly give.
Cast the Circle thrice about to keep the evil spirits out.
To bind the spell every time let the spell be spake in rhyme.
Soft of eye and light of touch, Speak little, listen much.
Deosil go by the waxing moon, chanting out the Witches' Rune.
Widdershins go by the waning moon, chanting out the baneful rune.
When the Lady's moon is new, kiss the hand to her, times two.
When the moon rides at her peak, then your hearts desire seek.
Heed the North wind's mighty gale, lock the door and drop the sail.
When the wind comes from the South, love will kiss thee on the mouth.
When the wind blows from the West, departed souls will have no rest.
When the wind blows from the East,
expect the new and set the feast.
Nine woods in the cauldron go,
burn them fast and burn them slow.
Elder be the Lady's tree, burn it not or cursed you'll be.
When the Wheel begins to turn, let the Beltane fires burn.
When the Wheel has turned to Yule, light the log and the Horned One rules.
Heed ye flower, Bush and Tree, by the Lady, blessed be.
Where the rippling waters go, cast a stone and truth you'll know.
When ye have a true need, hearken not to others' greed.
With a fool no season spend, lest ye be counted as his friend.
Merry meet and merry part, bright the cheeks and warm the heart.
Mind the Threefold Law you should, three times bad and three times good.
When misfortune is enow, wear the blue star on thy brow.
True in love ever be, lest thy lover's false to thee.
Eight words the Wiccan Rede fulfill: An ye harm none, do what ye will."
How did you your username?
On 2025-12-23 at 08:07:55
My name is actually a little deeper than some may initially think, yes there's the whole "girl who likes coffee" thing but there are hidden meanings:
- I chose "Latte" to reference my favourite band Lesbian Bed Death - the lead singer has the handle "I ain't no iced tea" - in my mind coffee is the natural counterpart to tea, and forms alliteration with "Lass" (Hiberno and Scottish slang for a young woman)
- Coffee (i.e. latte) contains caffeine, and being addicted to caffeine causes tiredness, which is basically a personality trait for me xD
- I was originally considering "LatteLesbian" which would be a reference to LBD and... something else (you know what it is), which would be too much of a mouthful so I just put pink and orange in my name colours (also Daisy is my favourite Mario character so there's that)
- I chose "Latte" to reference my favourite band Lesbian Bed Death - the lead singer has the handle "I ain't no iced tea" - in my mind coffee is the natural counterpart to tea, and forms alliteration with "Lass" (Hiberno and Scottish slang for a young woman)
- Coffee (i.e. latte) contains caffeine, and being addicted to caffeine causes tiredness, which is basically a personality trait for me xD
- I was originally considering "LatteLesbian" which would be a reference to LBD and... something else (you know what it is), which would be too much of a mouthful so I just put pink and orange in my name colours (also Daisy is my favourite Mario character so there's that)
Space for Anything... again
On 2026-01-25 at 21:44:28
New Mario Galaxy Movie Trailer!
Not Gonna Lie I Was Screaming A LOT Watching It In The Direct Because We Didn't Just Got Yoshi..
THE FROG POWER UP, BIRDO, MOUSER AND EVEN THE ODYSSEY T-REX
And I Honestly Didn't Expected To See Birdo In The Trailer..
Honestly I kind of expected the Subcon cast to show up because of the prevalence of Ninjis and Shy Guys, and if you noticed Clawgrip and I think Tryclyde and Fryguy appear in the same shot, so I'm sort of expecting Wart to be a minor antagonist here.
The Odyssey Tyrannosaur was a pretty big shocker though, especially with Mario and Luigi supposedly having turned into babies? Huh, guess that solves the Yoshi's Island issue in the series' plot.
Anyway, I quite like with where this is going so far. The Super Mario World overworld jingle playing as Mario and Luigi find Yoshi is pretty adorable, especially since Yoshi sounds like a puppy at first. I'm glad they didn't butcher Yoshi's voice by making them speak in full sentences, that broken English is gonna be great for jokes if it's done right.
I really like the foley used too, especially when the Tostarenan is shaking their maraca to create a sense of foreboding as Mario and Luigi enter the Inverted Pyramid.
The visual effects are also stunning, like the dust particles when Mario and Luigi are driving through the desert, the detail of their ponchos burning off as they equip their Fire Flowers, and the faint glow of the Buzzy Beetle's and Yoshi's eyes in unlit areas like the tiny alcove where Luigi gets freaked out and the Warp Pipe that Yoshi came into the Inverted Pyramid with from Brooklyn after the first movie. Even the sunlight creeping in through the smaller crevices in the Warp Pipe room is phenomenal, and using the Fire Flower as a torch is just genius rather than having Mario and Luigi spam fireballs for light (which makes the gag with Luigi chickening out at the sight of a Buzzy Beetle all the more humorous).
All in all this film looks amazing, I'll definitely be going to see this in the beginning of April when it releases here in Europe. Still hoping that we see Daisy (maybe if Wart does end up being a minor antagonist or other supporting role) but even if not this does look worth a ticket.
On 2026-01-22 at 08:46:22
The point of games are to have fun, not for suffering.
but what if I enjoy suffering.
Then I don't understand you.
This'd give you a heart attack
On 2026-01-21 at 12:35:09
The point of games are to have fun, not for suffering.
Try telling that to ZUN and like half of the modding community
1On 2026-01-15 at 07:25:58
POV: everyone at the cinema watching A Minecraft Movie when Jack Black says "Chicken Jockey!"
I was thinking that I am Steve Would have more hype... It's just Jack Black saying Chicken Jockey...
Flint and steel is the best Minecraft meme though
The Chicken Jockey Trend also resulted in some people throwing confetti all over the place, and one person even brought a live chicken to the same theater, which was saved for the Chicken Jockey Scene. Immediately after the chaos unfolded, the chicken was brought out, and was thrown around. Immediately, the Manager turned off the movie, and told everyone to get out, and that they would not be recieving any refunds. WHY THE HECK ARE THEY BRINGING A CHICKEN INTO THE THEATERS IN THE FIRST PLACE!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT PERSON'S MIND?!
they brought the chickenjockeyfor the scene obviously how they hid it we should ask-
A little late but… PEOPLE WERE LITERALLY BRINGING FIREWORKS TO THE THEATER, LITERAL FIREWORKS
Damn you guys had Minecraft Movie hysteria? Where I'm at people just cheered and set like one firework off, if that was me I'd have brought me great-grandmammy's entire farm 💀
1On 2026-01-15 at 07:06:54
What would you name the 13th month?
I would call it "Hendember"
I would call it "Hendember"
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(Undecember if y'all can't read the Zalgo text, idk in most Western cultures the number 13 is unlucky so having the name be a more distorted version of December (and undecim being Latin for eleven) would be kinda cool)
On 2026-01-08 at 09:22:36
Mario Kart Wii's the best
Mario Kart: Double Dash sucks
Mario Kart: Double Dash sucks
While Mario Kart Wii is certainly the best, I wouldn't necessarily say that Mario Kart Double Dash sucks, because Mario Kart Super Circuit is obviously the worst entry in the franchise. (I mean you start of 2D and then you're 3D but now it's back to 2D? What were we doing, Nintendo?)
Lol I don't agree with either of you fully, Wii is definitely my favourite (I play it with my cousins a LOT) but I also like Super Circuit and Double Dash - my least favourite is actually 64 (I just don't like how it plays and I've played all Mario Kart games aside from World (I'm saving to get it and a Switch 2 and though) and Home Circuit lol)
On 2025-12-29 at 11:14:14
Remixed the Rocbouquet Battle Theme from Romancing SaGa 2, hope you enjoy!
1On 2025-12-28 at 07:47:11
Remix of the Dark Underground Theme from Romancing SaGa 3, hope you enjoy!
1On 2025-12-23 at 21:06:43
bro I'm probably the MOST impersonated account of this year💔
brotato chip no one cares 💔
and what if you were the most impersonated? Would you like someone to insult you like that?
Does any of this matter tho or are both of you just getting messages for no reason
I know I am too by sending this but at least my message is the final one
Afaik Amber is just ragebaiting and Woo wants to get more and more messages by complaining about things that can just be avoided if he spent less time whining about it on the forums (to answer your question bluntly, no, it doesn't matter)
you're completely wrong... I don't want to get a lot of messages buddy I just have a lot of things to talk about
And could we stop complaining please‽
So I'm wrong for pointing out that you've been at the top of the message leaderboards since you joined in August and have dedicated a significant amount of your time working to achieve that?
also, to clarify I don't message spam... I will do the whole of January without making messages...
Doing something like this out of pure pettiness and spite, as much as I would personally advise taking a break from the forums if you're getting this worked up about things, isn't proving me (nor Amber for that matter) wrong in any capacity - I hate to be this blunt but it makes you look like a bitchy asshole who can't handle criticism for something we both know you shouldn't be doing (i.e. posting messages about completely vacuous matters) because you've been asked not to on numerous occasions
41On 2025-12-18 at 00:46:20
Currently working on a castle level for Super Mario Bros. +, now all I have to do is code the Fire Bars, map out the rest of the level and add a boss fight - if you can correctly guess who the boss of 1-Castle (i.e. this level) is you get a free nothing
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2On 2025-12-13 at 18:25:30
Got a new drawing tablet 2 days ago, here's a drawing of Noelle Holiday
cool but the text is a bit unreadable, the rest is fine👏
That's just my artist signature so no asshat tries to steal it and repost it as their own
1On 2025-12-13 at 08:49:47
Got a new drawing tablet 2 days ago, here's a drawing of Noelle Holiday
521On 2025-11-25 at 16:15:57
Working on a little something (the fact I got banned from Postimages of all things for no reason bffr ijbol)
On 2025-11-17 at 17:05:01
Anyway moving on, what's the best book you guys have read? I'm currently re-reading Carmilla by Sheridan Le Fanu and I have to say it's a great read, amazing twist on the classic vampyr trope that was well established in early Gothic literature, and also served as the inspiration for Bram Stoker's Dracula