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[Fanfic] MKPCverse Season 4 ~ Rebirth of a Star [Mature content ?]
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6102 pts ★ RacerOn 2024-02-23 at 03:37:41
Chapter 4 : Max-Bros
After four long minutes...
Krazey : Phew ! We're out.
Nudge : Finally. I paid already, let's just get out of this store.
30 minutes later
Nudge : I need to use the restroom
Fiery : Why didn't you go at the grocery store ! There is no time to lose now.
Krazey : Just hold it until we get home
MKPC global home
Nudge : Finally *rushes away*
Fiery : Wow, this feels empty.
Osc : Yeah. We might want to move out.
Fiery : Into a smaller home ?
Osc : Yep. This one feels ugly and stale. Everything is basic due to the quantity not allowing much quality, but now that the group has reduced, the quality needs to rise
Krazey : Right but where will we find the money ?
Osc : Why buy when you can build ?
But while they are discussing their future... where is Max-Bros ?
Max. The guy who used to dickeat a person only to throw hate on her three months after.
To understand what happened, we should probably turn back the clock.
Max : So Lely is dead now... hmph. I cannot believe it. There has to be a plot twist, a solution...
But there was no plot twist. He was too naive and hoped for a happy ending. He fought a lot. Against his friends. Or were they even his friends ?
Chilli : Come out and eat right now. I smoked meat for lunch, I want you to try it, please...
Max : I'm not hungry. Give up
Chilli : But it tastes good-
Max : I do not want to taste your fucking meat ! Now go away.
Chilli : Fucking bitch. You asshole. Take that meat and shove it right up your hairy ass.
Chilli was, I will admit, a fiery blooded person. But even the calmer, kinder ones stood no chance against Max's fury.
DPK : Hey Max... I got tickets. Do you want to go see Muse's concert ? I heard that the stage will be the greatest one that the band has ever performed on !
Max : Take that sweet ass tone for your wife Daisy and leave me alone.
DPK : Eh ? But they're like, your favorite band ! It will help relieve your stress and anger. It will be a fun night ! And it's a VIP concert. I only got tickets because I was part of MKPCverse but it won't be as crowded as it would have been--
Max : Shut up and go away.
DPK : Oh. Okay. Just got my heart shattered again...
Max : Your heart can fuck off !!
Max eventually got tired. He was so angry at everyone. He wanted to lie down all day. Any disturbance would be strongly rejected.
Until that one day.
Max : I changed a lot. I changed too much. I don't even recognize myself in the mirror.
He took a deep breath.
Max : I was never born to be a bitch.
... What was I made for ?
He looked at the mirror. And then he slapped himself.
Max : This is all Lely's fault. I was driven to this state and to this behavior because of his death. Because I was overprotective of him. And I worried for him, I fought everybody for him, while in reality he is a mere human. He doesn't deserve to change my whole life. From now on, I will change and I will never blame anyone else than him, since it' about time he gets "credit" where it belongs.
And that is how Max ended up in such a state. And slowly, he regained the trust of everyone. But nobody noticed the change. Until it became too obvious to ignore, and that was the breaking point.
But there was one thing that Max got wrong.
It wasn't Lely's fault.
It was his fault ; or at least, the blame shall be token by his misconception of what Lely was, not Lely himself.
Max : I thought that finding someone to hate would be my salvation. I hoped it would make me happy. But in fact, I am alone now. Lonelier than ever. And I am still unhappy. I am still so fucking UNHAPPY ! I was always excluded, I was always the scapegoat, the meme, I was never seen as a cool guy even once ! Fuck the world ! EVERYONE CAN BURN FOR ALL I COULD CARE !!
During a breakdown, after the anger... comes the sadness.
Max : Why was I such a burden ? Why couldn't I be good ? Why couldn't I be funny like Osc, smart like Nudge, a good shoulder to cry on like Alice, chill like Noob, why can't I be all that ? The others like to use memes. Well I am the meme, and I feel used. But I'm not and I buried myself in my own grave. No going back now.
Max took a rope and a chair. He considered the situation. He climbed on the chair, tied the rope around his neck and tied the rope to the airshaft of the fireplace.
Max hanged himself.
MKPCverse - Season 4
Chapter 4
The end... ?
Click on the spoiler for my opinion as an author ~
After four long minutes...
Krazey : Phew ! We're out.
Nudge : Finally. I paid already, let's just get out of this store.
30 minutes later
Nudge : I need to use the restroom
Fiery : Why didn't you go at the grocery store ! There is no time to lose now.
Krazey : Just hold it until we get home
MKPC global home
Nudge : Finally *rushes away*
Fiery : Wow, this feels empty.
Osc : Yeah. We might want to move out.
Fiery : Into a smaller home ?
Osc : Yep. This one feels ugly and stale. Everything is basic due to the quantity not allowing much quality, but now that the group has reduced, the quality needs to rise
Krazey : Right but where will we find the money ?
Osc : Why buy when you can build ?
But while they are discussing their future... where is Max-Bros ?
Max. The guy who used to dickeat a person only to throw hate on her three months after.
To understand what happened, we should probably turn back the clock.
Max : So Lely is dead now... hmph. I cannot believe it. There has to be a plot twist, a solution...
But there was no plot twist. He was too naive and hoped for a happy ending. He fought a lot. Against his friends. Or were they even his friends ?
Chilli : Come out and eat right now. I smoked meat for lunch, I want you to try it, please...
Max : I'm not hungry. Give up
Chilli : But it tastes good-
Max : I do not want to taste your fucking meat ! Now go away.
Chilli : Fucking bitch. You asshole. Take that meat and shove it right up your hairy ass.
Chilli was, I will admit, a fiery blooded person. But even the calmer, kinder ones stood no chance against Max's fury.
DPK : Hey Max... I got tickets. Do you want to go see Muse's concert ? I heard that the stage will be the greatest one that the band has ever performed on !
Max : Take that sweet ass tone for your wife Daisy and leave me alone.
DPK : Eh ? But they're like, your favorite band ! It will help relieve your stress and anger. It will be a fun night ! And it's a VIP concert. I only got tickets because I was part of MKPCverse but it won't be as crowded as it would have been--
Max : Shut up and go away.
DPK : Oh. Okay. Just got my heart shattered again...
Max : Your heart can fuck off !!
Max eventually got tired. He was so angry at everyone. He wanted to lie down all day. Any disturbance would be strongly rejected.
Until that one day.
Max : I changed a lot. I changed too much. I don't even recognize myself in the mirror.
He took a deep breath.
Max : I was never born to be a bitch.
... What was I made for ?
He looked at the mirror. And then he slapped himself.
Max : This is all Lely's fault. I was driven to this state and to this behavior because of his death. Because I was overprotective of him. And I worried for him, I fought everybody for him, while in reality he is a mere human. He doesn't deserve to change my whole life. From now on, I will change and I will never blame anyone else than him, since it' about time he gets "credit" where it belongs.
And that is how Max ended up in such a state. And slowly, he regained the trust of everyone. But nobody noticed the change. Until it became too obvious to ignore, and that was the breaking point.
But there was one thing that Max got wrong.
It wasn't Lely's fault.
It was his fault ; or at least, the blame shall be token by his misconception of what Lely was, not Lely himself.
Max : I thought that finding someone to hate would be my salvation. I hoped it would make me happy. But in fact, I am alone now. Lonelier than ever. And I am still unhappy. I am still so fucking UNHAPPY ! I was always excluded, I was always the scapegoat, the meme, I was never seen as a cool guy even once ! Fuck the world ! EVERYONE CAN BURN FOR ALL I COULD CARE !!
During a breakdown, after the anger... comes the sadness.
Max : Why was I such a burden ? Why couldn't I be good ? Why couldn't I be funny like Osc, smart like Nudge, a good shoulder to cry on like Alice, chill like Noob, why can't I be all that ? The others like to use memes. Well I am the meme, and I feel used. But I'm not and I buried myself in my own grave. No going back now.
Max took a rope and a chair. He considered the situation. He climbed on the chair, tied the rope around his neck and tied the rope to the airshaft of the fireplace.
Max hanged himself.
MKPCverse - Season 4
Chapter 4
The end... ?
Click on the spoiler for my opinion as an author ~
You thought it ended there ?
Well no.
Lely, who had his room right besides the balcony, decided to go on there to watch the sun set. He heard the airshaft make a noise...
Just as if something had been hanged on it. Or someone. Well Max was hanged.
In absolute horror, Lely screamed and started to panick. He tried to untie the rope but it was too high. His scream was as high and as loud as a dolphin, so immediately everybody gathered on the rooftop.
Lely : Max is hanging there !
Max : Let... me... d-die...
Nudge : So what ?
Lely : We cannot let somebody DIE !
Nudge : We did. In Danganronpa.
Pianta : chokbar
Lely : HELP ME ! PLEASE !
Alice : Now this is so fucked up we can't let him die. Lely. Jump on my shoulders.
Lely did so and with Alice's great height, they were able to reach the airshaft and untie Max, who fell, but didn't get hurt much anyways.
Max stared at Lely.
On his faces were profiled two feelings.
On his right side, the anger, the disappointment, the exasperation, the fear and the fury.
But on the left side of his face, his eyes were sparkling, happy that Max didn't die.
MKPCverse - Season 4
Chapter 4
The end.
Well no.
Lely, who had his room right besides the balcony, decided to go on there to watch the sun set. He heard the airshaft make a noise...
Just as if something had been hanged on it. Or someone. Well Max was hanged.
In absolute horror, Lely screamed and started to panick. He tried to untie the rope but it was too high. His scream was as high and as loud as a dolphin, so immediately everybody gathered on the rooftop.
Lely : Max is hanging there !
Max : Let... me... d-die...
Nudge : So what ?
Lely : We cannot let somebody DIE !
Nudge : We did. In Danganronpa.
Pianta : chokbar
Lely : HELP ME ! PLEASE !
Alice : Now this is so fucked up we can't let him die. Lely. Jump on my shoulders.
Lely did so and with Alice's great height, they were able to reach the airshaft and untie Max, who fell, but didn't get hurt much anyways.
Max stared at Lely.
On his faces were profiled two feelings.
On his right side, the anger, the disappointment, the exasperation, the fear and the fury.
But on the left side of his face, his eyes were sparkling, happy that Max didn't die.
MKPCverse - Season 4
Chapter 4
The end.
I have to know, who is she?
Mina
1On 2024-02-23 at 02:09:21
Chapter 4 : Max-Bros
After four long minutes...
Krazey : Phew ! We're out.
Nudge : Finally. I paid already, let's just get out of this store.
30 minutes later
Nudge : I need to use the restroom
Fiery : Why didn't you go at the grocery store ! There is no time to lose now.
Krazey : Just hold it until we get home
MKPC global home
Nudge : Finally *rushes away*
Fiery : Wow, this feels empty.
Osc : Yeah. We might want to move out.
Fiery : Into a smaller home ?
Osc : Yep. This one feels ugly and stale. Everything is basic due to the quantity not allowing much quality, but now that the group has reduced, the quality needs to rise
Krazey : Right but where will we find the money ?
Osc : Why buy when you can build ?
But while they are discussing their future... where is Max-Bros ?
Max. The guy who used to dickeat a person only to throw hate on her three months after.
To understand what happened, we should probably turn back the clock.
Max : So Lely is dead now... hmph. I cannot believe it. There has to be a plot twist, a solution...
But there was no plot twist. He was too naive and hoped for a happy ending. He fought a lot. Against his friends. Or were they even his friends ?
Chilli : Come out and eat right now. I smoked meat for lunch, I want you to try it, please...
Max : I'm not hungry. Give up
Chilli : But it tastes good-
Max : I do not want to taste your fucking meat ! Now go away.
Chilli : Fucking bitch. You asshole. Take that meat and shove it right up your hairy ass.
Chilli was, I will admit, a fiery blooded person. But even the calmer, kinder ones stood no chance against Max's fury.
DPK : Hey Max... I got tickets. Do you want to go see Muse's concert ? I heard that the stage will be the greatest one that the band has ever performed on !
Max : Take that sweet ass tone for your wife Daisy and leave me alone.
DPK : Eh ? But they're like, your favorite band ! It will help relieve your stress and anger. It will be a fun night ! And it's a VIP concert. I only got tickets because I was part of MKPCverse but it won't be as crowded as it would have been--
Max : Shut up and go away.
DPK : Oh. Okay. Just got my heart shattered again...
Max : Your heart can fuck off !!
Max eventually got tired. He was so angry at everyone. He wanted to lie down all day. Any disturbance would be strongly rejected.
Until that one day.
Max : I changed a lot. I changed too much. I don't even recognize myself in the mirror.
He took a deep breath.
Max : I was never born to be a bitch.
... What was I made for ?
He looked at the mirror. And then he slapped himself.
Max : This is all Lely's fault. I was driven to this state and to this behavior because of his death. Because I was overprotective of him. And I worried for him, I fought everybody for him, while in reality he is a mere human. He doesn't deserve to change my whole life. From now on, I will change and I will never blame anyone else than him, since it' about time he gets "credit" where it belongs.
And that is how Max ended up in such a state. And slowly, he regained the trust of everyone. But nobody noticed the change. Until it became too obvious to ignore, and that was the breaking point.
But there was one thing that Max got wrong.
It wasn't Lely's fault.
It was his fault ; or at least, the blame shall be token by his misconception of what Lely was, not Lely himself.
Max : I thought that finding someone to hate would be my salvation. I hoped it would make me happy. But in fact, I am alone now. Lonelier than ever. And I am still unhappy. I am still so fucking UNHAPPY ! I was always excluded, I was always the scapegoat, the meme, I was never seen as a cool guy even once ! Fuck the world ! EVERYONE CAN BURN FOR ALL I COULD CARE !!
During a breakdown, after the anger... comes the sadness.
Max : Why was I such a burden ? Why couldn't I be good ? Why couldn't I be funny like Osc, smart like Nudge, a good shoulder to cry on like Alice, chill like Noob, why can't I be all that ? The others like to use memes. Well I am the meme, and I feel used. But I'm not and I buried myself in my own grave. No going back now.
Max took a rope and a chair. He considered the situation. He climbed on the chair, tied the rope around his neck and tied the rope to the airshaft of the fireplace.
Max hanged himself.
MKPCverse - Season 4
Chapter 4
The end... ?
Click on the spoiler for my opinion as an author ~
After four long minutes...
Krazey : Phew ! We're out.
Nudge : Finally. I paid already, let's just get out of this store.
30 minutes later
Nudge : I need to use the restroom
Fiery : Why didn't you go at the grocery store ! There is no time to lose now.
Krazey : Just hold it until we get home
MKPC global home
Nudge : Finally *rushes away*
Fiery : Wow, this feels empty.
Osc : Yeah. We might want to move out.
Fiery : Into a smaller home ?
Osc : Yep. This one feels ugly and stale. Everything is basic due to the quantity not allowing much quality, but now that the group has reduced, the quality needs to rise
Krazey : Right but where will we find the money ?
Osc : Why buy when you can build ?
But while they are discussing their future... where is Max-Bros ?
Max. The guy who used to dickeat a person only to throw hate on her three months after.
To understand what happened, we should probably turn back the clock.
Max : So Lely is dead now... hmph. I cannot believe it. There has to be a plot twist, a solution...
But there was no plot twist. He was too naive and hoped for a happy ending. He fought a lot. Against his friends. Or were they even his friends ?
Chilli : Come out and eat right now. I smoked meat for lunch, I want you to try it, please...
Max : I'm not hungry. Give up
Chilli : But it tastes good-
Max : I do not want to taste your fucking meat ! Now go away.
Chilli : Fucking bitch. You asshole. Take that meat and shove it right up your hairy ass.
Chilli was, I will admit, a fiery blooded person. But even the calmer, kinder ones stood no chance against Max's fury.
DPK : Hey Max... I got tickets. Do you want to go see Muse's concert ? I heard that the stage will be the greatest one that the band has ever performed on !
Max : Take that sweet ass tone for your wife Daisy and leave me alone.
DPK : Eh ? But they're like, your favorite band ! It will help relieve your stress and anger. It will be a fun night ! And it's a VIP concert. I only got tickets because I was part of MKPCverse but it won't be as crowded as it would have been--
Max : Shut up and go away.
DPK : Oh. Okay. Just got my heart shattered again...
Max : Your heart can fuck off !!
Max eventually got tired. He was so angry at everyone. He wanted to lie down all day. Any disturbance would be strongly rejected.
Until that one day.
Max : I changed a lot. I changed too much. I don't even recognize myself in the mirror.
He took a deep breath.
Max : I was never born to be a bitch.
... What was I made for ?
He looked at the mirror. And then he slapped himself.
Max : This is all Lely's fault. I was driven to this state and to this behavior because of his death. Because I was overprotective of him. And I worried for him, I fought everybody for him, while in reality he is a mere human. He doesn't deserve to change my whole life. From now on, I will change and I will never blame anyone else than him, since it' about time he gets "credit" where it belongs.
And that is how Max ended up in such a state. And slowly, he regained the trust of everyone. But nobody noticed the change. Until it became too obvious to ignore, and that was the breaking point.
But there was one thing that Max got wrong.
It wasn't Lely's fault.
It was his fault ; or at least, the blame shall be token by his misconception of what Lely was, not Lely himself.
Max : I thought that finding someone to hate would be my salvation. I hoped it would make me happy. But in fact, I am alone now. Lonelier than ever. And I am still unhappy. I am still so fucking UNHAPPY ! I was always excluded, I was always the scapegoat, the meme, I was never seen as a cool guy even once ! Fuck the world ! EVERYONE CAN BURN FOR ALL I COULD CARE !!
During a breakdown, after the anger... comes the sadness.
Max : Why was I such a burden ? Why couldn't I be good ? Why couldn't I be funny like Osc, smart like Nudge, a good shoulder to cry on like Alice, chill like Noob, why can't I be all that ? The others like to use memes. Well I am the meme, and I feel used. But I'm not and I buried myself in my own grave. No going back now.
Max took a rope and a chair. He considered the situation. He climbed on the chair, tied the rope around his neck and tied the rope to the airshaft of the fireplace.
Max hanged himself.
MKPCverse - Season 4
Chapter 4
The end... ?
Click on the spoiler for my opinion as an author ~
You thought it ended there ?
Well no.
Lely, who had his room right besides the balcony, decided to go on there to watch the sun set. He heard the airshaft make a noise...
Just as if something had been hanged on it. Or someone. Well Max was hanged.
In absolute horror, Lely screamed and started to panick. He tried to untie the rope but it was too high. His scream was as high and as loud as a dolphin, so immediately everybody gathered on the rooftop.
Lely : Max is hanging there !
Max : Let... me... d-die...
Nudge : So what ?
Lely : We cannot let somebody DIE !
Nudge : We did. In Danganronpa.
Pianta : chokbar
Lely : HELP ME ! PLEASE !
Alice : Now this is so fucked up we can't let him die. Lely. Jump on my shoulders.
Lely did so and with Alice's great height, they were able to reach the airshaft and untie Max, who fell, but didn't get hurt much anyways.
Max stared at Lely.
On his faces were profiled two feelings.
On his right side, the anger, the disappointment, the exasperation, the fear and the fury.
But on the left side of his face, his eyes were sparkling, happy that Max didn't die.
MKPCverse - Season 4
Chapter 4
The end.
Well no.
Lely, who had his room right besides the balcony, decided to go on there to watch the sun set. He heard the airshaft make a noise...
Just as if something had been hanged on it. Or someone. Well Max was hanged.
In absolute horror, Lely screamed and started to panick. He tried to untie the rope but it was too high. His scream was as high and as loud as a dolphin, so immediately everybody gathered on the rooftop.
Lely : Max is hanging there !
Max : Let... me... d-die...
Nudge : So what ?
Lely : We cannot let somebody DIE !
Nudge : We did. In Danganronpa.
Pianta : chokbar
Lely : HELP ME ! PLEASE !
Alice : Now this is so fucked up we can't let him die. Lely. Jump on my shoulders.
Lely did so and with Alice's great height, they were able to reach the airshaft and untie Max, who fell, but didn't get hurt much anyways.
Max stared at Lely.
On his faces were profiled two feelings.
On his right side, the anger, the disappointment, the exasperation, the fear and the fury.
But on the left side of his face, his eyes were sparkling, happy that Max didn't die.
MKPCverse - Season 4
Chapter 4
The end.
On 2024-01-30 at 08:02:15
Okay we get it, Lely loves to play contrarian.
I don't even know what that means but sure
It means you like tropes which are in direct opposition to normal procedure. Essentially, you're obsessed with having Max be against you because he usually isn't. You enjoy making enemies of a friend. Like, you're getting off on it, if that explains it better.
Nah sorry I am not part of some weird fetishes unlike you seem to be
Your pfp choice leads me to think otherwise
There is nothing wrong with my pfp. Thr wrong thing here is your mind, because the only thing about it is that it is really girly for me but whatever.
On 2024-01-30 at 00:36:21
Okay we get it, Lely loves to play contrarian.
I don't even know what that means but sure
It means you like tropes which are in direct opposition to normal procedure. Essentially, you're obsessed with having Max be against you because he usually isn't. You enjoy making enemies of a friend. Like, you're getting off on it, if that explains it better.
Nah sorry I am not part of some weird fetishes unlike you seem to be
On 2024-01-30 at 00:09:16
Okay we get it, Lely loves to play contrarian.
I don't even know what that means but sure
On 2024-01-29 at 23:35:34
You decided to, thankfully, go away.
et c'est quand que je reviens
Jamais
Comment ça jamais
Même pas fichu de comprendre UN mot ?? 😭
Non mais sérieux je refuse de voir mon perso disparaître à jamais après avoir été un fdp envers la dernière personne que j'irais insulter mdrrr
J'en ai rien à faire que tu refuses, je ne t'ai pas demandé ton avis 💀
1On 2024-01-29 at 23:31:08
You decided to, thankfully, go away.
et c'est quand que je reviens
Jamais
Comment ça jamais
Même pas fichu de comprendre UN mot ?? 😭
On 2024-01-29 at 22:57:51
You decided to, thankfully, go away.
et c'est quand que je reviens
Jamais
@ChocoM1lk not yet
1On 2024-01-29 at 17:19:52
You decided to, thankfully, go away.
On 2024-01-29 at 03:19:28
Chapter 3 : Forward
Once Lely said that, nobody was able to react. They wanted to answer, but no word was coming out. It was pointless.
Lely : Did somebody die again ??
Nudge : No they... they left.
Lely : They left... as in they just walked off... and did their own thing ?
Nudge : They left permanently ; or at least for an unknown duration.
Lely's jaw dropped, Nudge trying to find the right words so that Lely would not start panicking. That was until his face went from surprise to disappointment.
Lely : I knew this would happen... I tried to get the hospital to keep quiet about my condition so that you wouldn't have to worry for me. It's not your fault and it's not my fault, but the fault of the people who revealed it... not your will, not mine, the will of the people.
Krazey : Aside from all this, how are you so calm ?? You have been trying to grasp onto hope and you were never letting down... what happened ?
Lely : It's a waste of energy to be mad, and whining, and running after the bus. There is an inevitability that I wasn't able to see before ; I do now. Anyways, I'm going to leave, so that the group doesn't shatter, indirectly, because of--
Nudge : No. Please, don't leave.
Lely : You saying this to me ? Unexpected. Also, why ?
Nudge : As much as I hate you, this... was a good thing. All the people who left were people that weren't part of the bond that we had as friends. They all thought about themselves. But in the end, this was a cleanse. Now is the part where we move forward, and you'd be an utter dumbass if you missed it.
Lely : You're... absolutely right. Thank you so much, really.
Nudge : Can you cry now ?
Lely : Yeah, why ?
Nudge : That way I can say that I made you cry in a good way, for probably the only time in my life
While they were talking to each other, the other started to distance themselves, as if they felt like they were butting into a conversation. They started to whisper.
Krazey : Wow ! We actually managed to put them together and not have a full blown out fight between each other. Props guys, we did it !
Princess : True, but I wouldn't have refused some good popcorn
Osc : Well this whole thing kind of affected both of them, and Nudge expresses his cares in his own way.
Pianta : I wasn't mean enough for my liking :/ this thing is making us too sweet, I wish I could just yell at you.
But while they are being cringey, what are the other MKPCians actually up to ?
D4rk : Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler... you're so skibidi, you're so fanum tax... I just wanna be your sigma... freaking come here...
Chilli : Someone's gonna end up reporting you to the police. You literally sound like you are going through a sexual inter--
D4rk : Ew. Pervert. So not giving. Gyatt. Mwah. Slay girlypop.
Chilli :Two things :
1. Please just decide whether you're using Gen Z slang or Gen Alpha slang
2. You are braindead and fatherless
D4rk : Wtf ??? So offensive. NINE ONE ONE PLEASE HELP ME A CRAZY CIVILIAN IS PSYCHOLOGICALLY ASSAULTING ME *inserts karen crying noises*
So D4rk is even dumber when he is released free out in nature ?
Let's take a look at Luq and DPK...
Luq : What is your favorite name ? Wario's Shipyard or Wario's Galleon ?
DPK : Galéon de Wario...
Luq : That's the Spanish name...
Cringeh : Oh that makes sense. Real DPK is dating Daisy in Sarasaland Kingdom. I'm a fan so I decided to cosplay as him.
Luq : Correction : You are a stalker and you used his identity.
Cringeh : That's kind of the same thing no !!!1!!1!!1
Is it a French thing to have your braincells sucked out of your brain whenever you are by yourself or in small groups ?
More hope for the Bri'ish ?
Dietsoda : This is such a beautiful city. I wonder how it looks like when it's burning the bloody hell down with the buildings crumbling down one by one like the dominoes that children play with. It must be awesome.
xrunner : We'll end up in jail... but that is a good plan, brother. However, we should practice on smaller villages first, so that we can truly blow this whole place up.
French people are dumb and Bri'ish people are crazy...
But why am I giving my opinion on this ? I am only the narrator... underpaid btw...
But anyways, let's go back to our small group. They entered a grocery store to buy dinner because the sun was already setting ; Feather by Saprina Carpenter was playing in the background.
Pianta : I want to eat homophobic food
Illu : What is that even supposed to be ?
Pianta : Certainly not the gay food you are ordering right now...
Illu : I didn't know food could be gay and feel attracted to food of the same ingredients. Amazing. And btw, it's kalguksu for your fat ass.
Lely : Noodles from a grocery store ? Doesn't sound that good to me.
Illu : Noodles are good whenever, wherever ! Although those ones taste quite cheap. What are you gonna eat though ?
Lely : I don't know...
Osc : I am here you know
Lely : Bitch wha--
Pianta : See this is what I'm talking about. You can't even think straight in all this load of bullshit.
Lely : Shut up, you bought a cucumber and eggplant salad.
Pianta : I just can't afford more you f--
Lely : I'll lend you money. Buy yourself some warrior beans and choke on them.
Pianta : Thank you f-- very much 😇😇
Fiery : See how happy we are on our own ? We feel as light as feathers now.
Nudge : I can't be happy when Lely and Illu are with me. Physically impossible. Mathematically impossible according to the law of--
Krazey : Hey I'm sorry to interrupt you, but where is the bathroom ?
Nudge : This way and as I was saying--
Illu : Wait I'll go too
Nudge : Feel free to walk away we won't miss you ! Anyways--
Osc : Just realized how full my bladder is. Cya Nudge !
Fiery : Bye as well !
Nudge : ...
Lely crossed his legs, shifting his weight to one side.
Lely : ... Can I--
Nudge : You know what -- Just go.
Lely : Thank you *sprints away*
And there Nudge was.
Nudge : You know what, if you didn't want to hear me, you could have just coughed or asked the time because I frankly doubt that you all had to piss at once--
Cashier in the distance : *coughs* What hour is it ?
Nudge : ... Fuck you.
MKPCverse - Season 4
Chapter 3
The end
Once Lely said that, nobody was able to react. They wanted to answer, but no word was coming out. It was pointless.
Lely : Did somebody die again ??
Nudge : No they... they left.
Lely : They left... as in they just walked off... and did their own thing ?
Nudge : They left permanently ; or at least for an unknown duration.
Lely's jaw dropped, Nudge trying to find the right words so that Lely would not start panicking. That was until his face went from surprise to disappointment.
Lely : I knew this would happen... I tried to get the hospital to keep quiet about my condition so that you wouldn't have to worry for me. It's not your fault and it's not my fault, but the fault of the people who revealed it... not your will, not mine, the will of the people.
Krazey : Aside from all this, how are you so calm ?? You have been trying to grasp onto hope and you were never letting down... what happened ?
Lely : It's a waste of energy to be mad, and whining, and running after the bus. There is an inevitability that I wasn't able to see before ; I do now. Anyways, I'm going to leave, so that the group doesn't shatter, indirectly, because of--
Nudge : No. Please, don't leave.
Lely : You saying this to me ? Unexpected. Also, why ?
Nudge : As much as I hate you, this... was a good thing. All the people who left were people that weren't part of the bond that we had as friends. They all thought about themselves. But in the end, this was a cleanse. Now is the part where we move forward, and you'd be an utter dumbass if you missed it.
Lely : You're... absolutely right. Thank you so much, really.
Nudge : Can you cry now ?
Lely : Yeah, why ?
Nudge : That way I can say that I made you cry in a good way, for probably the only time in my life
While they were talking to each other, the other started to distance themselves, as if they felt like they were butting into a conversation. They started to whisper.
Krazey : Wow ! We actually managed to put them together and not have a full blown out fight between each other. Props guys, we did it !
Princess : True, but I wouldn't have refused some good popcorn
Osc : Well this whole thing kind of affected both of them, and Nudge expresses his cares in his own way.
Pianta : I wasn't mean enough for my liking :/ this thing is making us too sweet, I wish I could just yell at you.
But while they are being cringey, what are the other MKPCians actually up to ?
D4rk : Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler... you're so skibidi, you're so fanum tax... I just wanna be your sigma... freaking come here...
Chilli : Someone's gonna end up reporting you to the police. You literally sound like you are going through a sexual inter--
D4rk : Ew. Pervert. So not giving. Gyatt. Mwah. Slay girlypop.
Chilli :Two things :
1. Please just decide whether you're using Gen Z slang or Gen Alpha slang
2. You are braindead and fatherless
D4rk : Wtf ??? So offensive. NINE ONE ONE PLEASE HELP ME A CRAZY CIVILIAN IS PSYCHOLOGICALLY ASSAULTING ME *inserts karen crying noises*
So D4rk is even dumber when he is released free out in nature ?
Let's take a look at Luq and DPK...
Luq : What is your favorite name ? Wario's Shipyard or Wario's Galleon ?
DPK : Galéon de Wario...
Luq : That's the Spanish name...
Cringeh : Oh that makes sense. Real DPK is dating Daisy in Sarasaland Kingdom. I'm a fan so I decided to cosplay as him.
Luq : Correction : You are a stalker and you used his identity.
Cringeh : That's kind of the same thing no !!!1!!1!!1
Is it a French thing to have your braincells sucked out of your brain whenever you are by yourself or in small groups ?
More hope for the Bri'ish ?
Dietsoda : This is such a beautiful city. I wonder how it looks like when it's burning the bloody hell down with the buildings crumbling down one by one like the dominoes that children play with. It must be awesome.
xrunner : We'll end up in jail... but that is a good plan, brother. However, we should practice on smaller villages first, so that we can truly blow this whole place up.
French people are dumb and Bri'ish people are crazy...
But why am I giving my opinion on this ? I am only the narrator... underpaid btw...
But anyways, let's go back to our small group. They entered a grocery store to buy dinner because the sun was already setting ; Feather by Saprina Carpenter was playing in the background.
Pianta : I want to eat homophobic food
Illu : What is that even supposed to be ?
Pianta : Certainly not the gay food you are ordering right now...
Illu : I didn't know food could be gay and feel attracted to food of the same ingredients. Amazing. And btw, it's kalguksu for your fat ass.
Lely : Noodles from a grocery store ? Doesn't sound that good to me.
Illu : Noodles are good whenever, wherever ! Although those ones taste quite cheap. What are you gonna eat though ?
Lely : I don't know...
Osc : I am here you know
Lely : Bitch wha--
Pianta : See this is what I'm talking about. You can't even think straight in all this load of bullshit.
Lely : Shut up, you bought a cucumber and eggplant salad.
Pianta : I just can't afford more you f--
Lely : I'll lend you money. Buy yourself some warrior beans and choke on them.
Pianta : Thank you f-- very much 😇😇
Fiery : See how happy we are on our own ? We feel as light as feathers now.
Nudge : I can't be happy when Lely and Illu are with me. Physically impossible. Mathematically impossible according to the law of--
Krazey : Hey I'm sorry to interrupt you, but where is the bathroom ?
Nudge : This way and as I was saying--
Illu : Wait I'll go too
Nudge : Feel free to walk away we won't miss you ! Anyways--
Osc : Just realized how full my bladder is. Cya Nudge !
Fiery : Bye as well !
Nudge : ...
Lely crossed his legs, shifting his weight to one side.
Lely : ... Can I--
Nudge : You know what -- Just go.
Lely : Thank you *sprints away*
And there Nudge was.
Nudge : You know what, if you didn't want to hear me, you could have just coughed or asked the time because I frankly doubt that you all had to piss at once--
Cashier in the distance : *coughs* What hour is it ?
Nudge : ... Fuck you.
MKPCverse - Season 4
Chapter 3
The end
3On 2024-01-20 at 15:46:47
Chapter 2 : Shattered Friendships
After a long silence, Max somehow found a way to continue speaking (again)
Max : I think it's Lely ! And I am right.
Pianta : It's literally not him it's yourself
Max : How though ?
Pianta : I'm gonna tell you how. Lely was already such a crybaby, but you right now are worse, considering that you are not crying on your destiny, but on someone. You are worsening the mood so much and only thinking about yourself when everybody lives the same thing. I am done. Always whining and saying shit. I am done, we are done.
Max : I am done too. This is why I am speaking in the first place.
Pianta : Well, why are you speaking ? You are wasting your energy and you are wasting ours too.
Max : You are a waste of my energy too
Nudge : So your only counterpart to everything is to say "you too". You would fit right into a kindergarten.
Pigeon : Stop being mean to people ! I will report you to the moderation team.
Pianta : I am a police officer, which is what you could call a moderator. Get down from your birdhouse and stop annoying everyone.
Fiery : That's right
DPK : I don't even know what we could do more at this point... we are not gonna bicker with each other here all day, are we ?
Luq : There are some odds that we will
DPK : That's not the smartest way out though...
Luq : Well, Max used to be smart and kind. But right now, he is iust annoying and nobody wants to deal with these complaints for any longer.
Krazey : Welp, guess we have to witness another drama unfold right in front of us. But where are the drinks ? And where is the popcorn ?
Fiery : Nobody brought any
Osc : L conditions tbh. I like me some popcorn when I watch Max get mad for no absolute reason.
Max : See this is not about you
Osc : It is about me ! You are ruining my mood with your drama. At least let me enjoy it properly !
D4rk : Nah, but this place be giving all the cheap vibes. 0.69, red flag, do not recommend. Notslay. Thank you next !
Fiery : Please just talk normally...
D4rk : This is normal for me... also, wtf ? Did you just enslave me and said I had to obey you and retract my freedom of speech so that you--
Illu : Say one more thing and you will be our stir fried meal for the evening. There seems to be enough meat on the bones.
Nudge : Meat on the bone
Osc : MEAT ON THE BONE
Jey : This was not funny.
Nudge : Your existence was not funny
Jey : Why are you using "was" ?Are you implying I'm dead ?
Nudge : Shit you learnt English
Osc : Only the Karen vocabulary
Pigeon : This is bullying ! This is ganging up !
Osc : See who taught him ?
Nudge : Who's surprised ?
Pigeon : You know what, I have HAD it with EVERYONE here ! Are you all gonna collectively going to let those people make fun of me as if I had no feelings ? I have feelings, ya know ! And labelling them as unimportant just because you don't like me is a very immoral action. I hope karma strikes you, you bitches, so that you can fall on your big ass and reflect on yourself and your faces covered in acne.
Chilli : Bro went from Karen language to Eminem wannabe language
Jey : He is right though ! I am leaving along with him.
Krazey : Watch at them go ! Hope the door hits your ass on the way out, you'll be begging to come back in like 3 days.
Fiery : With Jey and Pigeon out, I think most of the drama is gone now
xrunner : Well I've been thinking about leaving too.
Fiery : Wait what ?
xrunner : There are other ; and better things to do than to get caught up in unwanted drama every day. Maybe some of y'all have the required patience to keep on going, but I don't. Peace out.
Dietsoda : Well I'm leaving too. Always hesitated, but if my brother leaves, I'm leaving too.
Fiery : Wait so is everyone-
D4rk : The bad bitch is leaving ! Hell yeah I'm in my independant queen era. The mistreatment is done ! I'm out of the dungeon ! Slay girl ! So pretty ! I'm throwing flowers to myself. Ate and left no crumbs.
Krazey : We won't miss you ! See you in the streets !
KirbyBoy : That was actually so mean, I'm leaving too.
Luq : I had enough of moderating this situation, goodbye !
Knoah : I'll Go Back To Lidelle ! We'll Have A Lot Of Fun Together.
Chilli : I had enough, now's the time to eat my bagels in Ohio
DPK : Well... Goodbye ! ^^' I think I can't help anyone here as of right now...
Soon, everyone left and decided to part ways as they strolled in MKPCverse streets. Only a small group remained, composed of Fiery, Krazey, Max, Noob, Nudge, Osc, Princess and Pianta.
Pianta : Is this what we call a cleanse ?
Fiery : Yup. I guess our friendship was never that solid
Nudge : I actually think that's not it
Fiery : Then what is it ?
Nudge : I don't know but something is off
Pianta : I hate to say this, but Lely kept us all together. He was always saying corny, irrealistic and idealistic shit, but that corny, irrealistic and idealistic shit actually worked. But right now it feels that Lely broke the group apart, and shattered the friendships, and the one to turn that switch was Max.
Max : HOW IS IT MY FAULT AGAIN ??
Pianta : I'm not a psychologist but you were the one to sparkle drama. Everybody was fine until you started babbling about IT being Lely's fault. Until then, everybody started to argue about the stupidest things, as they did since Season 1. But this time, Lely wasn't here to keep them together. He was there as the argument, the reason for all this occurring bs. And nobody is here to call me out for breaking the fourth wall now 😥😥😥
Max : Well you argued with me. Could've just ignored.
Pianta : I wasn't going to let you break it all, Max. But guess I did. I'm staying nonetheless.
Max : Well I'm leaving bitch. Y'all are delusional, y'all are dickeaters, y'all are the filth of the world, always going at me for the slightest things, because I'm the easiest person to blame. I took this for much more time than I should have, and I'm not anymore. You can cry all you want in mommy's skirts but I am not coming back, I am not coming back to see your ugly asses, nor am I coming back for this slut that Lely is, no I am not, I am done. Surprised huh ? Well sorry, guess you can't handle me standing up to you.
Pianta : God you should see yourself right now because you are (not)straight up ridiculous. Stealing MY vocabulary to describe someone you had a crush on 2 weeks ago, spewing a lot of nonsense and saying the stupidest things I have ever heard in a while. You are just a show right now, and we aren't even laughing. You failed as a person. We aren't afraid of you and we can handle you anytime. If you want to throw fists I can do that too, ideal if you want a Danganronpa case in behind. Also insulting Lely is both 1. my and Nudge's job, 2. not going to fix any of the problems you have. Get help. 1/5 behavior.
Max : I don't care about your 1/5 ! You can take it and shove it right up your hairy ass, I DON'T CARE !!!
Pianta : Says who ? Says the furry. Rest in piss you won't be missed 🤭🤭🤭
Illu : Well, guess we have to write our future now. And we better do it right unlike all of the other dumbasses.
Nudge : Well, true. At least now we got rid of all them, they were unneccessary tbh
Princess : SO TRUE.
But, suddenly...
Lely : *groans* What happened ?
MKPCverse - Season 4
Chapter 2
The end...
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2On 2024-01-08 at 22:17:19
Croassung : If a train crosses the road at 6:00AM with a wind of 67mph, with a dead body on the tracks, how much blood will there be on the train's wheels (use liters as a value) ?
that has been bugging me for the last 15 minutes. i must answer.
there is a lot of factors that matter about this. how long has the body died , what is the type of the train, the wheel width, wind direction, how long does it count as blood to count as being on the wheels as well as the placement of the body and probably many more.
Let's assume that the body has literally died seconds ago, the wind is blowing towards the direction the train is coming from, and the train is a 1435 mm (4 ft 8+1⁄2 in) wheel width Standard-gauge railway train and it hit right in the middle of the body that was placed in parallel to the direction of the train. An average adult contains five to six quarts (roughly 4.7 to 5.7 liters, let's assume 5 for simplicity) of blood, accounting for approximately 7% of their total body weight. The train will completely squish the body. If the train won't derail, I'd say if even touching the wheels would count, about 4 liters would hit the wheels. But over 99% wouldn't even stick to the wheels because most of them are made out of steel.
please dont ask me ahy i made an essay out of this for no reason
Took it to a whole new level lmao
On 2024-01-08 at 19:10:04
could i join this
i think u know who i am and my personalityall of that
i think u know who i am and my personalityall of that
You are already in bruh
On 2024-01-08 at 02:13:48
Chapter 1 - Underwater
Once Noob left Max, he came back to thirty teenagers talking at the same time.
Chilli : Come on, WHY WON'T YOU BURN FOR THE LOVE OF--
Pigeon : You've been trying for a whopping 5 minutes, it is not going to work. Use your brain
Chilli : Do me a favor and go back to chirping lessons in Mario Maker 2
Pigeon : I will not take such level of disrespect. This is going to be reported to the mods asap.
Krazey : This looks like a 40-year old Karen arguing with a teenager with the big bad boy complex. Y'all should stop.
D4rk : Yuh this is so not giving like no girl you didn't ate that, gydatt
Jey : Cringe people
Nudge : Rare Jey W
Jey : You're cringe too
Nudge : Common Jey L
Daisanko : May I remind you that while we are "discussing" about random things, Lely is waiting somewhere.
Luq : What if we aren't allowed to visit him yet for some reasons ?
Daisanko : You can't know if you don't try. That's as simple as it ever gets.
DPK : Wise words 👍
Slowly, Daisanko, with the help of Noob, convinced everyone to move and go to the main hospital of MKPCverse, assuming Lely was there.
Staff : Hello, who are you looking for ?
Daisanko : Lely ?
Staff : Oh ! Well... hehehe... not possible to visit him right now !
Daisanko : Wait, what ? Did anything happen ?
Staff : The drains have leaked in his room and they have flooded the whole floor he was in... his room is half filled with water now. He just has to stay there until we are able to fix this. His door was locked before the incident, so... he is stuck there. But he'll be fine.
Daisanko : Are you kidding me ? That's next level unprofessionalism. I'm going.
Daisanko, then followed by Noob, Nudge, Osc and Princess, started running through the hallways. The rest decided to argue with the staff, except Jey who was trying to figure out how to hack the hospital systems.
Nurse : NO RUNNING IN THE HALLS !
Princess : Screw this, bitch. You fucked up, now at least let us make up for it.
Nudge : I DON'T WANT TO LET HIM DIE ! I WANT TO BE THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR HIS DEATH, NOT SOME SHITTY INCIDENT !!
Osc : As expected 💀
Noob : We don't even know where Lely is though, so what technically is the point of running ?
Daisanko : True. Let's slow down.
In the meanwhile...
Fiery : Yeah so this is why I created the crivility vaccine. We can't just deal with Gen Alpha slang 24/7.
Nurse : Ah... you mean the song that goes sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler, you're so skibidi, you're so fanum tax, I just wanna be your sigma ?
Fiery : AHHHH MY EARS !
Nurse : But aren't you part of Gen Alpha though ?
Fiery : I am but SHUT UP-- Oh, hello Nudge ! What are y'all doing here ?
Nudge : Tell us where Lely is or you get locked up with this song for eternity.
Fiery : Well I don't know, do you think I work here ?
Princess : Then what were you doing ?
Fiery : Presenting them the crivility vaccine ! It's very important--
Princess : Listen we have no time for this *breaks the tubes*
Fiery : NO !!! THIS TOOK ME ONE HOUR TO MAKE !!!
Nudge : As a science nerd, this is officially false, your vaccine is salt water.
Nurse : WHAT ? WERE YOU TRYING TO SCAM US ?
Fiery : Well yeah when I tested it on some random kids it worked !
Princess : They probably just choked on it due to how salty it is ! Now come along and help us find Lely before he drowns.
Fiery : This is never gonna work ! I didn't even know a floor was flooded !
Princess : That's not it, you just didn't bother to ask !
Fiery : WHY THE HELL WOULD I RANDOMLY ASK IF A FLOOR IS FLOODED ? THAT SHIT DOES NOT JUST HAPPEN LIKE THAT RANDOMLY EVERY DAY.
Osc : Why are we yelling ? Besides, he's probably already dead, Fiery is right. But--
Lely : AHHHHH ! HELP !
Lely opened the stairway's door, water rushing and visibly flooding this floor now.
Fiery : I KNEW IT ! WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE ! THIS IS ALL BECAUSE OF GEN ALPHA ! I NEED TO SEND A LAST PRAYER BEFORE I DIE ! AAHHHHHHH !
Nudge : Shit is fine until I don't know how to swim
Osc : Well, what a way to learn !
Noob : Please. Just don't tell my parents that I wasn't straight.
Fiery : LISTEN THIS IS NOT THE SUBJECT !
While Lely just got carried in a completely different direction due to the wave, the hospital was literally under chaos. Water rushed, making big waves. Everyone fell to the ground and desperately tried to get a grip on something, but not anybody could get not even the slightest grasp of control over this. The MKPCians hurried, tried to find a plan, but there was no time and they could only jump out of the nearest window.
To end up falling in a deep lake surrounding the hospital. Nudge, who didn't know how to swim, just asked Osc to push him towards one shore of the lake, so that he could climb on the rocks underwater until he made his way up to the shoreline. The hospital, having a lot of electric cords, just started burning, until he fell on the other side of the lake.
Osc : Why does this always happen to us ??
Knoah : Yeah !
Max : See what Lely has dragged you all into. We tried to see him, some of you even tried to save him, and we ended up almost dying. The hospital collapsed on itself, it burnt, and we almost died. For one person. For one person that should not even be that important. Would you have done that for Knoah or KirbyBoy ? Would you ? He isn't more than them.
Princess : OH MY GOD MAX SHUT UP !
Max : Hah ! And why should I ?
Princess : Because you aren't even realizing what you are saying right now. You have been unbearable since morning, not even caring about him surviving in the slightest. Everything you care about is that you got hurt trying to save him... yes, we all got hurt during this journey, but him too. He never asked for us to do that, and we are still doing it. A lot of shit happens to him too, he is also hurt by this. How can you be such a selfish BITCH, ONLY THINKING ABOUT YOU WHILE MORE THAN THIRTY PEOPLE HERE HAVE LIVED THE SAME THING ? YOU DON'T KNOW HOW ANNOYING IT IS TO HAVE YOU REPEATEDLY COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS. YES WE TRIED TO SAVE HIM. WE TRIED OUR BEST TO HELP HIM. WE TRIED OUR BEST TO KEEP HIM ALIVE. IN THE END, WE ALL FELL INTO THE SAME DARN SWAMP WITH DUMB GOOSES FIGHTING WITH EACH OTHER ! But the point is, the five of us tried our best. And you, you did not. SO QUIT BEING A BITCH !
Max : You don't understand my pain, you never will, because you only want to destroy me and use me as the scapegoat.
Nudge : Get the hell out of copium world, this is not it.
Max : It's always the copium. No I did not took any of that shit, that's the truth. I know you all hate me anyways.
Osc : Maybe we wouldn't if you weren't making a show out of yourself. This is absolutely ridiculous.
Krazey : Why are we fighting, guys ?
Nudge : Max thinks that hating on Lely is gonna fix his mental health
Fiery : This feels absolutely unnecessary
Pigeon : This message was unnecessary. Use the dragon reaction
Jey : Exactly !
Max : I don't need to fix anything. You, however, you do. Start by fixing your dumb face and add a brain behind those fish eyes.
Nudge : The fuck ? Is a nerd commenting about looks ?
Max : The nerd is you. Look at the math riddles you solve every day.
Nudge : Yeah but I'm not a nerd physically, unlike you
Max : Why are we talking about looks ??
Princess : YOU WERE THE ONE TO BRING IT UP IN THE FIRST PLACE ARE YOU DRUNK OR SOMETHING
Max : Quite hypocritical of you to say that. You shower in sake every night.
Princess : DO NOT TAKE IT LITERALLY OH MY GOD
Max : What you are going to take literally is this. *slaps Illu in the face*
Illu just stared at Max, until...
Princess : So you want to take it that way ? Well bitch, you don't know who you're messing with.
And that was enough for the both of them to start punching each other on the shoreline of a swamp.
DPK : This is unbelievably crazy.
Fiery : Yeah. We've had tons of fights before and we keep on arguing and on generating drama every day, but we have never gotten physical over each other.
D4rk : Oh my god slay ! Gyatt. Girlypop popped off. W Rizz in Ohio. You got fanum taxxed. Skibidi sussy baka sigma. Perfect TikTok 😍😍😍🤩🤩🤩🤩💅💅💅💅💅🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Fiery : Shut up before I push you in the pond !!!
D4rk : Oh my god, I love you but... this is giving abusive parents vibes. Please organize funds so that I can survive such abuse 😭😭😭😭😭
Chilli : Can't even do anything with your little mushroomy arms !
Luq : Oh my god shut up !
Noob : You know what's funny ?
When he said that, everyone turned around. For once, they all managed to shut up, and silence took over the pond, until Noob started speaking calmly.
Noob : Truth is that we don't know why we are even arguing in the first place. I don't want to be mean but both of you are throwing hands at each other for something that is out of our grasp. I get it, when Lely disappeared, we finally had a calmer life after such a harsh journey, so you aren't happy to go back into this daily life. But is that a reason to yell at each other like that ? No. Max, this friendship is breaking apart, and it's not because of Lely, it's because you think it's Lely.
MKPCverse Season 4
Chapter 1
The end
Once Noob left Max, he came back to thirty teenagers talking at the same time.
Chilli : Come on, WHY WON'T YOU BURN FOR THE LOVE OF--
Pigeon : You've been trying for a whopping 5 minutes, it is not going to work. Use your brain
Chilli : Do me a favor and go back to chirping lessons in Mario Maker 2
Pigeon : I will not take such level of disrespect. This is going to be reported to the mods asap.
Krazey : This looks like a 40-year old Karen arguing with a teenager with the big bad boy complex. Y'all should stop.
D4rk : Yuh this is so not giving like no girl you didn't ate that, gydatt
Jey : Cringe people
Nudge : Rare Jey W
Jey : You're cringe too
Nudge : Common Jey L
Daisanko : May I remind you that while we are "discussing" about random things, Lely is waiting somewhere.
Luq : What if we aren't allowed to visit him yet for some reasons ?
Daisanko : You can't know if you don't try. That's as simple as it ever gets.
DPK : Wise words 👍
Slowly, Daisanko, with the help of Noob, convinced everyone to move and go to the main hospital of MKPCverse, assuming Lely was there.
Staff : Hello, who are you looking for ?
Daisanko : Lely ?
Staff : Oh ! Well... hehehe... not possible to visit him right now !
Daisanko : Wait, what ? Did anything happen ?
Staff : The drains have leaked in his room and they have flooded the whole floor he was in... his room is half filled with water now. He just has to stay there until we are able to fix this. His door was locked before the incident, so... he is stuck there. But he'll be fine.
Daisanko : Are you kidding me ? That's next level unprofessionalism. I'm going.
Daisanko, then followed by Noob, Nudge, Osc and Princess, started running through the hallways. The rest decided to argue with the staff, except Jey who was trying to figure out how to hack the hospital systems.
Nurse : NO RUNNING IN THE HALLS !
Princess : Screw this, bitch. You fucked up, now at least let us make up for it.
Nudge : I DON'T WANT TO LET HIM DIE ! I WANT TO BE THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR HIS DEATH, NOT SOME SHITTY INCIDENT !!
Osc : As expected 💀
Noob : We don't even know where Lely is though, so what technically is the point of running ?
Daisanko : True. Let's slow down.
In the meanwhile...
Fiery : Yeah so this is why I created the crivility vaccine. We can't just deal with Gen Alpha slang 24/7.
Nurse : Ah... you mean the song that goes sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler, you're so skibidi, you're so fanum tax, I just wanna be your sigma ?
Fiery : AHHHH MY EARS !
Nurse : But aren't you part of Gen Alpha though ?
Fiery : I am but SHUT UP-- Oh, hello Nudge ! What are y'all doing here ?
Nudge : Tell us where Lely is or you get locked up with this song for eternity.
Fiery : Well I don't know, do you think I work here ?
Princess : Then what were you doing ?
Fiery : Presenting them the crivility vaccine ! It's very important--
Princess : Listen we have no time for this *breaks the tubes*
Fiery : NO !!! THIS TOOK ME ONE HOUR TO MAKE !!!
Nudge : As a science nerd, this is officially false, your vaccine is salt water.
Nurse : WHAT ? WERE YOU TRYING TO SCAM US ?
Fiery : Well yeah when I tested it on some random kids it worked !
Princess : They probably just choked on it due to how salty it is ! Now come along and help us find Lely before he drowns.
Fiery : This is never gonna work ! I didn't even know a floor was flooded !
Princess : That's not it, you just didn't bother to ask !
Fiery : WHY THE HELL WOULD I RANDOMLY ASK IF A FLOOR IS FLOODED ? THAT SHIT DOES NOT JUST HAPPEN LIKE THAT RANDOMLY EVERY DAY.
Osc : Why are we yelling ? Besides, he's probably already dead, Fiery is right. But--
Lely : AHHHHH ! HELP !
Lely opened the stairway's door, water rushing and visibly flooding this floor now.
Fiery : I KNEW IT ! WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE ! THIS IS ALL BECAUSE OF GEN ALPHA ! I NEED TO SEND A LAST PRAYER BEFORE I DIE ! AAHHHHHHH !
Nudge : Shit is fine until I don't know how to swim
Osc : Well, what a way to learn !
Noob : Please. Just don't tell my parents that I wasn't straight.
Fiery : LISTEN THIS IS NOT THE SUBJECT !
While Lely just got carried in a completely different direction due to the wave, the hospital was literally under chaos. Water rushed, making big waves. Everyone fell to the ground and desperately tried to get a grip on something, but not anybody could get not even the slightest grasp of control over this. The MKPCians hurried, tried to find a plan, but there was no time and they could only jump out of the nearest window.
To end up falling in a deep lake surrounding the hospital. Nudge, who didn't know how to swim, just asked Osc to push him towards one shore of the lake, so that he could climb on the rocks underwater until he made his way up to the shoreline. The hospital, having a lot of electric cords, just started burning, until he fell on the other side of the lake.
Osc : Why does this always happen to us ??
Knoah : Yeah !
Max : See what Lely has dragged you all into. We tried to see him, some of you even tried to save him, and we ended up almost dying. The hospital collapsed on itself, it burnt, and we almost died. For one person. For one person that should not even be that important. Would you have done that for Knoah or KirbyBoy ? Would you ? He isn't more than them.
Princess : OH MY GOD MAX SHUT UP !
Max : Hah ! And why should I ?
Princess : Because you aren't even realizing what you are saying right now. You have been unbearable since morning, not even caring about him surviving in the slightest. Everything you care about is that you got hurt trying to save him... yes, we all got hurt during this journey, but him too. He never asked for us to do that, and we are still doing it. A lot of shit happens to him too, he is also hurt by this. How can you be such a selfish BITCH, ONLY THINKING ABOUT YOU WHILE MORE THAN THIRTY PEOPLE HERE HAVE LIVED THE SAME THING ? YOU DON'T KNOW HOW ANNOYING IT IS TO HAVE YOU REPEATEDLY COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS. YES WE TRIED TO SAVE HIM. WE TRIED OUR BEST TO HELP HIM. WE TRIED OUR BEST TO KEEP HIM ALIVE. IN THE END, WE ALL FELL INTO THE SAME DARN SWAMP WITH DUMB GOOSES FIGHTING WITH EACH OTHER ! But the point is, the five of us tried our best. And you, you did not. SO QUIT BEING A BITCH !
Max : You don't understand my pain, you never will, because you only want to destroy me and use me as the scapegoat.
Nudge : Get the hell out of copium world, this is not it.
Max : It's always the copium. No I did not took any of that shit, that's the truth. I know you all hate me anyways.
Osc : Maybe we wouldn't if you weren't making a show out of yourself. This is absolutely ridiculous.
Krazey : Why are we fighting, guys ?
Nudge : Max thinks that hating on Lely is gonna fix his mental health
Fiery : This feels absolutely unnecessary
Pigeon : This message was unnecessary. Use the dragon reaction
Jey : Exactly !
Max : I don't need to fix anything. You, however, you do. Start by fixing your dumb face and add a brain behind those fish eyes.
Nudge : The fuck ? Is a nerd commenting about looks ?
Max : The nerd is you. Look at the math riddles you solve every day.
Nudge : Yeah but I'm not a nerd physically, unlike you
Max : Why are we talking about looks ??
Princess : YOU WERE THE ONE TO BRING IT UP IN THE FIRST PLACE ARE YOU DRUNK OR SOMETHING
Max : Quite hypocritical of you to say that. You shower in sake every night.
Princess : DO NOT TAKE IT LITERALLY OH MY GOD
Max : What you are going to take literally is this. *slaps Illu in the face*
Illu just stared at Max, until...
Princess : So you want to take it that way ? Well bitch, you don't know who you're messing with.
And that was enough for the both of them to start punching each other on the shoreline of a swamp.
DPK : This is unbelievably crazy.
Fiery : Yeah. We've had tons of fights before and we keep on arguing and on generating drama every day, but we have never gotten physical over each other.
D4rk : Oh my god slay ! Gyatt. Girlypop popped off. W Rizz in Ohio. You got fanum taxxed. Skibidi sussy baka sigma. Perfect TikTok 😍😍😍🤩🤩🤩🤩💅💅💅💅💅🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Fiery : Shut up before I push you in the pond !!!
D4rk : Oh my god, I love you but... this is giving abusive parents vibes. Please organize funds so that I can survive such abuse 😭😭😭😭😭
Chilli : Can't even do anything with your little mushroomy arms !
Luq : Oh my god shut up !
Noob : You know what's funny ?
When he said that, everyone turned around. For once, they all managed to shut up, and silence took over the pond, until Noob started speaking calmly.
Noob : Truth is that we don't know why we are even arguing in the first place. I don't want to be mean but both of you are throwing hands at each other for something that is out of our grasp. I get it, when Lely disappeared, we finally had a calmer life after such a harsh journey, so you aren't happy to go back into this daily life. But is that a reason to yell at each other like that ? No. Max, this friendship is breaking apart, and it's not because of Lely, it's because you think it's Lely.
MKPCverse Season 4
Chapter 1
The end
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2On 2024-01-06 at 12:22:20
Did something happen to me in Season 3 or did I just get forgotten about
No, I just didn't include everyone in the first episode (Ashton, Mysteryman etc.)
1On 2024-01-06 at 03:49:40
Prologue : A new beginning
The stars don't shine, they burn...
Max : The newspaper has arrived ! Here you go Nudge, try to solve the riddles on the game page, I heard that they made them a little bit more difficult.
The constellations shift...
Nudge : Why are you throwing it to the ground ? The title seemed to be highlighted in golden, there must be some important piece of information.
The seasons change in turn...
D4rk : Then hurry up and read it ! What are we stalling for ?
Would you watch our little group grow ?
VC : I hope it doesn't announce deaths, we had enough of 'em, for probably like, one decade, or even more, one century.
Nudge : I'll have you know there are never too much deaths. Besides...
Chilli : What ? Just spill it already !
The miracle is you, just you...
Nudge : Lely is alive.
All of you, all of you...
Cringeh : *spills out bread* EH ¿?
Princess : Stop spitting food at people please, it's disgusting...
Newspaper : 4 months after his alledged death, Lely, member of MKPCverse, strangely wakes up from a long coma. He was reportedly killed by a psychopathic girl named Mina, who also poisoned Nudge and Pianta (other members of MKPCverse) with toxic gas. She was executed shortly after, with Nudge and Pianta surviving without much of a problem. But today, this morning at 5:53AM, Lely started breathing again. He is slowly coming back to conscience as we write this and might actually survive after all.
Max : Wake me up
Krazey : A Christmas miracle. Woo ! Gotta make a movie about that, just to gain money somehow, y'know.
Luq : Are you serious
Krazey : Oh, c'mon bro. We all knew this was happening, what can plot armor not do at this point ? Gotta make profit.
Luq : Make profit off the death of someone ?
Krazey : Erm ackshually he's not dead 🤓☝️ Besides, you seem like you have no marketing knowledge. L man. Would have already sold out the derived products if it was just me, y'know. Not wanting to be mean, but you should take some notes, lil' bro. This is how the good shit works.
D4rk : Oh my gosh YES this is what I needed for my new TikTok. Gyat. Mwah. Girlypop slayed. 😍 ate and left no crumbs 💅🔥
Max : humanity is falling apart
Nudge : As if you were making it any better. Also, you're strangely calm about all this. Your best friend gets revived and you don't... care ?
Max : Let's say I'm slowly getting used to the cycle of things
Nudge : This is as convincing as Lely saying he meant to text someone else
Max : How long are you gonna piss me off with it, huh ?
Cringeh : EH ¿?
Nudge : Wow you know I hate him too this was not meant for you to end up screaming at me
Max : Well you should leave me alone. That's it.
Max then left.
Mememo : wow whatever weed he is on right now, i need it ASAP because wow it's strong man
Krazey : You already sound like you are gonna choke on that shit rn. Let's slow down a little, shall we ?
Mememo : Oh no this is not weed this is just purified grass from Moo Moo Meadows because if I eat actual weed this fanfic will need a mature content warning
Krazey : Don't worry. Whoever is controlling us and making us live one hell of a life, already put the warning.
Mememo : Yeah well I'm not risking anything. Don't worry everyone, it's seaweed !
Princess : This is NOT seaweed, as an expert in that matter
Mememo : Keep your mouth shut !
Once Mememo said that, everyone started screaming at the same time about how crazy it was that Lely survived once again.
D4rk : We have to lock her up ! She's gonna end up dying for real one day !
Krazey : Ummm. He's a boy, ya know.
D4rk : I have my doubts !
Nudge : Do we need to take off his clothes to prove it to you ?
Cringeh : EH ¿?
Bj : Bro is Spanish and literally can't form a full sentence
Cringeh : Dear Brint Bjthebuzzybeetle, I can confirm that this a false information. I am, as far as I know, French, and I perfectly know how to form full sentences. I was just using my brain to 100%, causing it to overheat, but now I locked the settings to 80% and I'm doing perfectly fine.
Chilli : So you're a bot sent by the government to experiment what hyperrealistic AI people can do ?
Cringeh : Exactly, my dear, and--
Chilli : We don't need another Mee6 AI from Walmart. Get out. *spits fire*
Cringeh : You can't burn me. I am made of steel. I need to stay here so that the readers of this fanfic have someone to make fun of !
Chilli : There is already KirbyBoy for these purposes ! Also, I can't burn you ? Watch me.
KirbyBoy : Hey ! That's not very Nice of you.
*Fire alarms go off*
KirbyBoy : BEEP BEEP BEEP !!! Oh My God I Love That Sound.
Dietsoda : Maybe it wasn't nice, but it was true, mayfly.
xrunner : Only the truth hurts. Lies are a sweeter version of the reality.
D4rk : Oh okay so now this is a philosophical debate
Nudge : It's not philosophical, you are just too dumb to get it
Master : Oof ! He got roasted !
Nudge : This was not a roast. You are just a snowflake.
Lemon : I would not have liked that
Jey : Hey ! Stop being so mean towards people !
Osc : If you can't handle that, buckle up lol
Pigeon : What do you mean buckle up ? Nudge has to be more careful about his words. He might hurt people if he continues doing that.
Jey : EXACTLY !
Noob : You know what, I had enough of this random babbling. I'm gonna check on Max.
Max : Don't even think about it.
Noob : Come on, bro. It's unlike you to be so gloomy and so unbothered.
Max : Oh my god I just don't want to depend on him is all ! Look at what he has brought me into. Look at the results of his shitwork. I'm done with it.
Noob : Max, saying this does not make you look like a bad boy. You're just ridiculous.
Max : Get out before I punch you in the face !
Noob : Okay, go on and punch me in the face.
*crow noises*
Noob : That's what I thought. Max, you can have your identity without blaming others for nothing. The Warden virus is now gone. Stop acting that way.
Max : GET OUT OF MY WAY !
Noob : I was only trying to reach out to you. But if you don't want that help, well your loss.
MKPCverse Season 4
Chapter 1
The end
The stars don't shine, they burn...
Max : The newspaper has arrived ! Here you go Nudge, try to solve the riddles on the game page, I heard that they made them a little bit more difficult.
The constellations shift...
Nudge : Why are you throwing it to the ground ? The title seemed to be highlighted in golden, there must be some important piece of information.
The seasons change in turn...
D4rk : Then hurry up and read it ! What are we stalling for ?
Would you watch our little group grow ?
VC : I hope it doesn't announce deaths, we had enough of 'em, for probably like, one decade, or even more, one century.
Nudge : I'll have you know there are never too much deaths. Besides...
Chilli : What ? Just spill it already !
The miracle is you, just you...
Nudge : Lely is alive.
All of you, all of you...
Cringeh : *spills out bread* EH ¿?
Princess : Stop spitting food at people please, it's disgusting...
Newspaper : 4 months after his alledged death, Lely, member of MKPCverse, strangely wakes up from a long coma. He was reportedly killed by a psychopathic girl named Mina, who also poisoned Nudge and Pianta (other members of MKPCverse) with toxic gas. She was executed shortly after, with Nudge and Pianta surviving without much of a problem. But today, this morning at 5:53AM, Lely started breathing again. He is slowly coming back to conscience as we write this and might actually survive after all.
Max : Wake me up
Krazey : A Christmas miracle. Woo ! Gotta make a movie about that, just to gain money somehow, y'know.
Luq : Are you serious
Krazey : Oh, c'mon bro. We all knew this was happening, what can plot armor not do at this point ? Gotta make profit.
Luq : Make profit off the death of someone ?
Krazey : Erm ackshually he's not dead 🤓☝️ Besides, you seem like you have no marketing knowledge. L man. Would have already sold out the derived products if it was just me, y'know. Not wanting to be mean, but you should take some notes, lil' bro. This is how the good shit works.
D4rk : Oh my gosh YES this is what I needed for my new TikTok. Gyat. Mwah. Girlypop slayed. 😍 ate and left no crumbs 💅🔥
Max : humanity is falling apart
Nudge : As if you were making it any better. Also, you're strangely calm about all this. Your best friend gets revived and you don't... care ?
Max : Let's say I'm slowly getting used to the cycle of things
Nudge : This is as convincing as Lely saying he meant to text someone else
Max : How long are you gonna piss me off with it, huh ?
Cringeh : EH ¿?
Nudge : Wow you know I hate him too this was not meant for you to end up screaming at me
Max : Well you should leave me alone. That's it.
Max then left.
Mememo : wow whatever weed he is on right now, i need it ASAP because wow it's strong man
Krazey : You already sound like you are gonna choke on that shit rn. Let's slow down a little, shall we ?
Mememo : Oh no this is not weed this is just purified grass from Moo Moo Meadows because if I eat actual weed this fanfic will need a mature content warning
Krazey : Don't worry. Whoever is controlling us and making us live one hell of a life, already put the warning.
Mememo : Yeah well I'm not risking anything. Don't worry everyone, it's seaweed !
Princess : This is NOT seaweed, as an expert in that matter
Mememo : Keep your mouth shut !
Once Mememo said that, everyone started screaming at the same time about how crazy it was that Lely survived once again.
D4rk : We have to lock her up ! She's gonna end up dying for real one day !
Krazey : Ummm. He's a boy, ya know.
D4rk : I have my doubts !
Nudge : Do we need to take off his clothes to prove it to you ?
Cringeh : EH ¿?
Bj : Bro is Spanish and literally can't form a full sentence
Cringeh : Dear Brint Bjthebuzzybeetle, I can confirm that this a false information. I am, as far as I know, French, and I perfectly know how to form full sentences. I was just using my brain to 100%, causing it to overheat, but now I locked the settings to 80% and I'm doing perfectly fine.
Chilli : So you're a bot sent by the government to experiment what hyperrealistic AI people can do ?
Cringeh : Exactly, my dear, and--
Chilli : We don't need another Mee6 AI from Walmart. Get out. *spits fire*
Cringeh : You can't burn me. I am made of steel. I need to stay here so that the readers of this fanfic have someone to make fun of !
Chilli : There is already KirbyBoy for these purposes ! Also, I can't burn you ? Watch me.
KirbyBoy : Hey ! That's not very Nice of you.
*Fire alarms go off*
KirbyBoy : BEEP BEEP BEEP !!! Oh My God I Love That Sound.
Dietsoda : Maybe it wasn't nice, but it was true, mayfly.
xrunner : Only the truth hurts. Lies are a sweeter version of the reality.
D4rk : Oh okay so now this is a philosophical debate
Nudge : It's not philosophical, you are just too dumb to get it
Master : Oof ! He got roasted !
Nudge : This was not a roast. You are just a snowflake.
Lemon : I would not have liked that
Jey : Hey ! Stop being so mean towards people !
Osc : If you can't handle that, buckle up lol
Pigeon : What do you mean buckle up ? Nudge has to be more careful about his words. He might hurt people if he continues doing that.
Jey : EXACTLY !
Noob : You know what, I had enough of this random babbling. I'm gonna check on Max.
Max : Don't even think about it.
Noob : Come on, bro. It's unlike you to be so gloomy and so unbothered.
Max : Oh my god I just don't want to depend on him is all ! Look at what he has brought me into. Look at the results of his shitwork. I'm done with it.
Noob : Max, saying this does not make you look like a bad boy. You're just ridiculous.
Max : Get out before I punch you in the face !
Noob : Okay, go on and punch me in the face.
*crow noises*
Noob : That's what I thought. Max, you can have your identity without blaming others for nothing. The Warden virus is now gone. Stop acting that way.
Max : GET OUT OF MY WAY !
Noob : I was only trying to reach out to you. But if you don't want that help, well your loss.
MKPCverse Season 4
Chapter 1
The end
ca i join?
Yep, but you need to give me a personnality, and a color
Also for colors it won't be exactly the same in order to have no overlaps
j'ai perdu le compte des personnages là
Moi aussi
1On 2024-01-06 at 02:25:23
Prologue : A new beginning
The stars don't shine, they burn...
Max : The newspaper has arrived ! Here you go Nudge, try to solve the riddles on the game page, I heard that they made them a little bit more difficult.
The constellations shift...
Nudge : Why are you throwing it to the ground ? The title seemed to be highlighted in golden, there must be some important piece of information.
The seasons change in turn...
D4rk : Then hurry up and read it ! What are we stalling for ?
Would you watch our little group grow ?
VC : I hope it doesn't announce deaths, we had enough of 'em, for probably like, one decade, or even more, one century.
Nudge : I'll have you know there are never too much deaths. Besides...
Chilli : What ? Just spill it already !
The miracle is you, just you...
Nudge : Lely is alive.
All of you, all of you...
Cringeh : *spills out bread* EH ¿?
Princess : Stop spitting food at people please, it's disgusting...
Newspaper : 4 months after his alledged death, Lely, member of MKPCverse, strangely wakes up from a long coma. He was reportedly killed by a psychopathic girl named Mina, who also poisoned Nudge and Pianta (other members of MKPCverse) with toxic gas. She was executed shortly after, with Nudge and Pianta surviving without much of a problem. But today, this morning at 5:53AM, Lely started breathing again. He is slowly coming back to conscience as we write this and might actually survive after all.
Max : Wake me up
Krazey : A Christmas miracle. Woo ! Gotta make a movie about that, just to gain money somehow, y'know.
Luq : Are you serious
Krazey : Oh, c'mon bro. We all knew this was happening, what can plot armor not do at this point ? Gotta make profit.
Luq : Make profit off the death of someone ?
Krazey : Erm ackshually he's not dead 🤓☝️ Besides, you seem like you have no marketing knowledge. L man. Would have already sold out the derived products if it was just me, y'know. Not wanting to be mean, but you should take some notes, lil' bro. This is how the good shit works.
D4rk : Oh my gosh YES this is what I needed for my new TikTok. Gyat. Mwah. Girlypop slayed. 😍 ate and left no crumbs 💅🔥
Max : humanity is falling apart
Nudge : As if you were making it any better. Also, you're strangely calm about all this. Your best friend gets revived and you don't... care ?
Max : Let's say I'm slowly getting used to the cycle of things
Nudge : This is as convincing as Lely saying he meant to text someone else
Max : How long are you gonna piss me off with it, huh ?
Cringeh : EH ¿?
Nudge : Wow you know I hate him too this was not meant for you to end up screaming at me
Max : Well you should leave me alone. That's it.
Max then left.
Mememo : wow whatever weed he is on right now, i need it ASAP because wow it's strong man
Krazey : You already sound like you are gonna choke on that shit rn. Let's slow down a little, shall we ?
Mememo : Oh no this is not weed this is just purified grass from Moo Moo Meadows because if I eat actual weed this fanfic will need a mature content warning
Krazey : Don't worry. Whoever is controlling us and making us live one hell of a life, already put the warning.
Mememo : Yeah well I'm not risking anything. Don't worry everyone, it's seaweed !
Princess : This is NOT seaweed, as an expert in that matter
Mememo : Keep your mouth shut !
Once Mememo said that, everyone started screaming at the same time about how crazy it was that Lely survived once again.
D4rk : We have to lock her up ! She's gonna end up dying for real one day !
Krazey : Ummm. He's a boy, ya know.
D4rk : I have my doubts !
Nudge : Do we need to take off his clothes to prove it to you ?
Cringeh : EH ¿?
Bj : Bro is Spanish and literally can't form a full sentence
Cringeh : Dear Brint Bjthebuzzybeetle, I can confirm that this a false information. I am, as far as I know, French, and I perfectly know how to form full sentences. I was just using my brain to 100%, causing it to overheat, but now I locked the settings to 80% and I'm doing perfectly fine.
Chilli : So you're a bot sent by the government to experiment what hyperrealistic AI people can do ?
Cringeh : Exactly, my dear, and--
Chilli : We don't need another Mee6 AI from Walmart. Get out. *spits fire*
Cringeh : You can't burn me. I am made of steel. I need to stay here so that the readers of this fanfic have someone to make fun of !
Chilli : There is already KirbyBoy for these purposes ! Also, I can't burn you ? Watch me.
KirbyBoy : Hey ! That's not very Nice of you.
*Fire alarms go off*
KirbyBoy : BEEP BEEP BEEP !!! Oh My God I Love That Sound.
Dietsoda : Maybe it wasn't nice, but it was true, mayfly.
xrunner : Only the truth hurts. Lies are a sweeter version of the reality.
D4rk : Oh okay so now this is a philosophical debate
Nudge : It's not philosophical, you are just too dumb to get it
Master : Oof ! He got roasted !
Nudge : This was not a roast. You are just a snowflake.
Lemon : I would not have liked that
Jey : Hey ! Stop being so mean towards people !
Osc : If you can't handle that, buckle up lol
Pigeon : What do you mean buckle up ? Nudge has to be more careful about his words. He might hurt people if he continues doing that.
Jey : EXACTLY !
Noob : You know what, I had enough of this random babbling. I'm gonna check on Max.
Max : Don't even think about it.
Noob : Come on, bro. It's unlike you to be so gloomy and so unbothered.
Max : Oh my god I just don't want to depend on him is all ! Look at what he has brought me into. Look at the results of his shitwork. I'm done with it.
Noob : Max, saying this does not make you look like a bad boy. You're just ridiculous.
Max : Get out before I punch you in the face !
Noob : Okay, go on and punch me in the face.
*crow noises*
Noob : That's what I thought. Max, you can have your identity without blaming others for nothing. The Warden virus is now gone. Stop acting that way.
Max : GET OUT OF MY WAY !
Noob : I was only trying to reach out to you. But if you don't want that help, well your loss.
MKPCverse Season 4
Chapter 1
The end
The stars don't shine, they burn...
Max : The newspaper has arrived ! Here you go Nudge, try to solve the riddles on the game page, I heard that they made them a little bit more difficult.
The constellations shift...
Nudge : Why are you throwing it to the ground ? The title seemed to be highlighted in golden, there must be some important piece of information.
The seasons change in turn...
D4rk : Then hurry up and read it ! What are we stalling for ?
Would you watch our little group grow ?
VC : I hope it doesn't announce deaths, we had enough of 'em, for probably like, one decade, or even more, one century.
Nudge : I'll have you know there are never too much deaths. Besides...
Chilli : What ? Just spill it already !
The miracle is you, just you...
Nudge : Lely is alive.
All of you, all of you...
Cringeh : *spills out bread* EH ¿?
Princess : Stop spitting food at people please, it's disgusting...
Newspaper : 4 months after his alledged death, Lely, member of MKPCverse, strangely wakes up from a long coma. He was reportedly killed by a psychopathic girl named Mina, who also poisoned Nudge and Pianta (other members of MKPCverse) with toxic gas. She was executed shortly after, with Nudge and Pianta surviving without much of a problem. But today, this morning at 5:53AM, Lely started breathing again. He is slowly coming back to conscience as we write this and might actually survive after all.
Max : Wake me up
Krazey : A Christmas miracle. Woo ! Gotta make a movie about that, just to gain money somehow, y'know.
Luq : Are you serious
Krazey : Oh, c'mon bro. We all knew this was happening, what can plot armor not do at this point ? Gotta make profit.
Luq : Make profit off the death of someone ?
Krazey : Erm ackshually he's not dead 🤓☝️ Besides, you seem like you have no marketing knowledge. L man. Would have already sold out the derived products if it was just me, y'know. Not wanting to be mean, but you should take some notes, lil' bro. This is how the good shit works.
D4rk : Oh my gosh YES this is what I needed for my new TikTok. Gyat. Mwah. Girlypop slayed. 😍 ate and left no crumbs 💅🔥
Max : humanity is falling apart
Nudge : As if you were making it any better. Also, you're strangely calm about all this. Your best friend gets revived and you don't... care ?
Max : Let's say I'm slowly getting used to the cycle of things
Nudge : This is as convincing as Lely saying he meant to text someone else
Max : How long are you gonna piss me off with it, huh ?
Cringeh : EH ¿?
Nudge : Wow you know I hate him too this was not meant for you to end up screaming at me
Max : Well you should leave me alone. That's it.
Max then left.
Mememo : wow whatever weed he is on right now, i need it ASAP because wow it's strong man
Krazey : You already sound like you are gonna choke on that shit rn. Let's slow down a little, shall we ?
Mememo : Oh no this is not weed this is just purified grass from Moo Moo Meadows because if I eat actual weed this fanfic will need a mature content warning
Krazey : Don't worry. Whoever is controlling us and making us live one hell of a life, already put the warning.
Mememo : Yeah well I'm not risking anything. Don't worry everyone, it's seaweed !
Princess : This is NOT seaweed, as an expert in that matter
Mememo : Keep your mouth shut !
Once Mememo said that, everyone started screaming at the same time about how crazy it was that Lely survived once again.
D4rk : We have to lock her up ! She's gonna end up dying for real one day !
Krazey : Ummm. He's a boy, ya know.
D4rk : I have my doubts !
Nudge : Do we need to take off his clothes to prove it to you ?
Cringeh : EH ¿?
Bj : Bro is Spanish and literally can't form a full sentence
Cringeh : Dear Brint Bjthebuzzybeetle, I can confirm that this a false information. I am, as far as I know, French, and I perfectly know how to form full sentences. I was just using my brain to 100%, causing it to overheat, but now I locked the settings to 80% and I'm doing perfectly fine.
Chilli : So you're a bot sent by the government to experiment what hyperrealistic AI people can do ?
Cringeh : Exactly, my dear, and--
Chilli : We don't need another Mee6 AI from Walmart. Get out. *spits fire*
Cringeh : You can't burn me. I am made of steel. I need to stay here so that the readers of this fanfic have someone to make fun of !
Chilli : There is already KirbyBoy for these purposes ! Also, I can't burn you ? Watch me.
KirbyBoy : Hey ! That's not very Nice of you.
*Fire alarms go off*
KirbyBoy : BEEP BEEP BEEP !!! Oh My God I Love That Sound.
Dietsoda : Maybe it wasn't nice, but it was true, mayfly.
xrunner : Only the truth hurts. Lies are a sweeter version of the reality.
D4rk : Oh okay so now this is a philosophical debate
Nudge : It's not philosophical, you are just too dumb to get it
Master : Oof ! He got roasted !
Nudge : This was not a roast. You are just a snowflake.
Lemon : I would not have liked that
Jey : Hey ! Stop being so mean towards people !
Osc : If you can't handle that, buckle up lol
Pigeon : What do you mean buckle up ? Nudge has to be more careful about his words. He might hurt people if he continues doing that.
Jey : EXACTLY !
Noob : You know what, I had enough of this random babbling. I'm gonna check on Max.
Max : Don't even think about it.
Noob : Come on, bro. It's unlike you to be so gloomy and so unbothered.
Max : Oh my god I just don't want to depend on him is all ! Look at what he has brought me into. Look at the results of his shitwork. I'm done with it.
Noob : Max, saying this does not make you look like a bad boy. You're just ridiculous.
Max : Get out before I punch you in the face !
Noob : Okay, go on and punch me in the face.
*crow noises*
Noob : That's what I thought. Max, you can have your identity without blaming others for nothing. The Warden virus is now gone. Stop acting that way.
Max : GET OUT OF MY WAY !
Noob : I was only trying to reach out to you. But if you don't want that help, well your loss.
MKPCverse Season 4
Chapter 1
The end
ca i join?
Yep, but you need to give me a personnality, and a color
Also for colors it won't be exactly the same in order to have no overlaps
On 2024-01-05 at 00:28:06
Noob and Princess on their way to react with all the options :
Also Nudgy that is a complete fail of your new year resolution lol.
Also Nudgy that is a complete fail of your new year resolution lol.
On 2024-01-04 at 22:43:09
villain arc moment ?????
On a more serious note all the thing about me could be really interesting, considering how my personality is actually so fucked up irl, like I can't explain why but I love this
On a more serious note all the thing about me could be really interesting, considering how my personality is actually so fucked up irl, like I can't explain why but I love this
Just felt like going a different route. Btw, everyone's personnalities will be highlighted in this season, since I decided not too much is gonna happen
On 2024-01-04 at 21:59:16
Yay my East Asian moral etiquette is invading MKPCverse, 11/10 episode btw
Yeah I admit this was not the best comeback ever, but at least, it's finally out
Thank you so much for the comment
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