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Major spoiler for a plot point:

Animal with short lifespan.

I want it to happen. I started to say my character would call most people mayflies.

Episode 0: IlluZhion:

Illuzhion wakes from his coffin to a flashback of being bitten in the neck.

IlluZhion: Why do I have to see this again?
Servant: what sire?
IlluZhion: nothing Servant. Continue doing your job or whatever.
Servant: I was told to come here and remind you that you have to go to Toad Town for diplomacy.
IlluZhion: I hate diplomacy. It makes me so annoyed I'll have to kill someone to get over it.

IlluZhion appears in front of the Servant in a second and grabs him by the throat.

Servant: Ple...as...n..o..si..r.e

IlluZhion snaps the servants neck. Killing them instantly.

IlluZhion: Guess I have to get the caravan ready.

IlluZhion drops the corpse and goes to assemble a caravan.

2 hours later:

The caravan was boring. The closet thing to fun was the rabbit hopping by and hiw much it screeched when it got bitten. He let it free. An elf had recently joined the caravan, seemed in a rush. The elf was extremely rude though. He decided to follow the elf.

Person: So what brings an elf towards Toad Town
elf: Could you shut up mayfly? I just joined for coin ok!
Person: Why are you so rude? I should get the king to kill you.
elf: Ha, you think your king can kill me mayfly? Odds are he'd die.
Person: I'm going to go tell him.
IlluZhion: Do you really think I'll care about something so menial?
Person: If you were a good ruler...
IlluZhion: so I'm not a good ruler?
Person: No...
IlluZhion: what about our true ruler?
Person: They don't do anything...
IlluZhion: so now you insult the queen?
Person: Yes. And what are you going to do about it.

IlluZhion gasps

IlluZhion: I do this I the name of the queen.

IlluZhion rips the person to shreds.

IlluZhion: and don't think I forgot about you elf..

The elf was already long gone.

IlluZhion made it to Toad Town and found it had been taken by his good friend Toad.

Zombie duke: Braaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnsss
Toad: Yes you can go have fun at the pub with your friends when it gets dark.
IlluZhion: I see you got a new slave.
Toad: Ah IlluZhion,
just who I wanted to see, about those peace treaties we agreed to. Want to break some of them with our allies?
IlluZhion: *laughs* ah but of course I do my fungi friend.
Toad: good we can get the alliance together again.
IlluZhion: could I go to the bar with your slaves?
Toad: Eh sure, why not?

What will happen to the heroes at the bar? Who is the queen? Find out some other time.

Episode 0: Dietsoda

After following the target for days Dietsoda finally had the chance to kill.

Target: Ah how lovely the residents of this village are painting the walls red, a shame the colour will fade.
Zombie: Brauuuhghhh
Target: Silence

Dietsoda took the shot as the zombie moved right where it was going. The zombies head exploded on impact and the target ordered the zombies to hunt him. A nearby citizen who was hiding in the bushes screamed as they died. Dietsoda ran as towards the closest town and joined a caravan from a local kingdom.

Person: So what brings an elf towards Toad Town
Dietsoda: Could you shut up mayfly? I just joined for coin ok!
Person: Why are you so rude? I should get the king to kill you.
Dietsoda: Ha, you think your king can kill me mayfly? Odds are he'd die.
Person: I'm going to go tell him.
IlluZhion: Do you really think I'll care about something so menial?
Person: If you were a good ruler...

Dietsoda runs away, knowing it will go bad, and gets into the treeline. Once Dietsoda makes it to Toad Town he goes to the local bar and gets forced into social interaction.

Noob: So, I hear the more 'evil' people are gathering.
Dietsoda: You think I care lumberfoot?
Noob: That word doesn't sound good.
Dietsoda: Am I supposed to care mayfly? What are you talking to me about?
Noob: Do you want some gold?
Dietsoda: What would I do to earn it?
Noob: Rebel against the 'rulers' of this land.
Dietsoda: Eh, why not? I'll join you mayfly.
Noob: Stop saying that.

When will this rebellion finally start? What happened to that annoying citizen? DeathFind out later.

I don't know I've been doing it with order then destruction so me, noob, jenwren or StarSplizz.

Edit: I'm going to do me next then IlluZhion.

People have until the last prolouge to join. Also I'm going to assume Lely would choose order and Max is going to choose what Lely chooses but I'm still going to wait for a solid answer.

Episode 0: Toad:

Toad walked out of the doorway as it burnt to the ground. Around him zombies were clawing their way out of the ground and ripping civilians apart. There was nothing like the chaos of destroying a village.

Toad: Ah how lovely the residents of this village are painting the walls red, a shame the colour will fade.
Zombie: Brauuuhghhh
Toad: Silence.

The zombies head suddenly explodes as an arrow passes through it. Blood covers toad's face and he licks his lips to taste it.

Toad: Zombies! Go to the trees. Hunt down this interloper.
Zombies: Braaaaaiiiiiinhhs
Toad: STOP SHAMBLING YOU FOOLS! Chase them.

Blood red particles swirled around Toad as he empowered the zombies and granted them the ability to sprint. The zombies ran into the treeline and screams could be heard from the bushes. The interloper was not dead and would not bother him. He walked along the path towards Toad Town.

3 hours later:

Toad: Now you know why I would be the best ruler of Toad Town.
Duke: but I don't see why.

Toad stared into his eyes and made him follow his commands.

Duke: ah but of course you are the best ruler we could ever have here in Toad Town
Toad: of course I am. Now leave this mansion in the next 5 seconds or die.

It was impossible for the Duke to leave as Toad had command of him. Toad then killed the Duke in one sweep of his sword. Using the blood covering the blade he cast a spell to kill most the Dukes servants. All but one of them died. The corpses the  rose.

Toad: you messenger!
Messenger: ye- ye- yes
Toad: of course your a cowering wretch. Listen, if you act as my messenger I will give you everything you want. You can become a ruler of some nearby land.
Messenger: O- o- ok
Toad: You like a girl? You can have her.
Messenger: you killed her.
Toad: Oh, you can have a different one then. You know, there's plenty more corpses in the graveyard.
Messenger: that's not how the saying...
Toad: go tell the people that they're under my rule now, and tax them of their food as well, that'd be funny.
Messenger: ok

The messenger runs off towards the town center where a Toad with
an axe can be seen over the corpse of a man with a crowd formed around them.

Zombie duke: Braaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnsss
Toad: Yes you can go have fun at the pub with your friends when it gets dark.
IlluZhion: I see you got a new slave.
Toad: Ah IlluZhion,
just who I wanted to see, about those peace treaties we agreed to. Want to break some of them with our allies?
IlluZhion: *laughs* ah but of course I do my fungi friend.

How much fun will the zombies have at the bar/pub? Where does IlluZhion rule? Find our some other time.

If you haven't joined order or destruction yet could you please choose one or I'll put you on a team. I'll release another prequel later today.

Episode 0: Fiery:

Fiery walks out if his house and towards the food vendor

Fiery: Hey could I take this melon?
Vendor: What? Yes of course just pay me the 3 gold and be on your way.
Fiery: I can't.
Vendor: Why not you have a wallet right there?
Fiery: I'm sorry but your gold is in another wallet.
Vendor: you want conflict? I challange you to a duel. You win, you get all the melons you want for free, I win you get a head shorter.
Fiery: Ok...

Fiery pulls out his axe as the Vendor grabs his rapier, preparing for an easy victory. He charges at Fiery and the fight begins.

Fiery: you could surrender at any time.
Vendor: as could you, not that it would help, either way you die.

The Vendor stabs at Fiery, but misses by an inch.

Fiery: you really don't want to continue

The Vendor lunges towards Fiery but his attack is blocked by the axe.

Vendor: ah but you see I do, I want your head on my mantlepiece.
Fiery: your death

Fiery jumps at him pushing the axe through his head and killing him.

Fiery: well now to take those melons home.

A messenger walks into the town square with a message.

Messenger: here the, here the, Toad Town is now ruled by the conveniently named Toad. You owe a majority of your food to him now.
Fiery: Oh bother.
Messenger: Hey you with the big sack full of melons! You can keep one but you must give all the others to us. Fail to do so and the town guard will execute you.

Fiery hands over the melons and goes to the local bar to drink away his problems.

Fiery: Why did they have to take my melons? And my money too.
Noob: so you want to make coin?
Fiery: Yes why?
Noob: are you good with a blade?
Fiery: Yeah I'm good with an axe
Noob: welcome aboard
Dietsoda: Another mayfly? Why do I have to be in company of lumberfoots such as you?
Fiery: I have no idea what that means but it doesn't sound good so, could you just shut up?
Noob: Oh the elves like that, just ignore them. Anyway we need to find more people to fill our ranks.

What's this about? How did Toad takeover? Find out later I guess.

how would video games exist? Also a literal cat? I'm going to add you but...







...It'll be weird

Some people will be on the side of order while others will be with destruction. You can choose which side you are on.

Edit: use 😊 for order and the dragon for destruction.

I think I might write an episode for each character as a sort of prologue.

How would a pc exist in a fantasy world.where the most technological advancement is steam tanks and gunpowder?

Ok I think this is the better option for a fanfic as I like fantasy settings too much. I do need to ask whether it should be generic fantasy or Warhammer fantasy (A setting I am familiar with with some variants). All I will require is name, species, colour and personality. I do really need to know whether it should be Warhammer fantasy or regular fantasy using this poll's link: https://strawpoll.com/polls/jVyGJjvOQZ7

Violence/gore warning
no injury detail although blood will fall out of wounds and fighting is inevitable

It is not going to be warhammer fantasy.

People who may want to join:
@40kskool
@chiminie
@chihiro
@redraven77
@FieryToad
@Gc-sprigatito68
@senko
@noob68

People who are in:
Dietsoda (me) -order
Lely -order
IlluZhion -destruction
Fiery -order
Xrunner48 -neutral
Nudge -destruction
StarSplizz -order
Max -order
Popplio -destruction
Noob -order
Toad -destruction
K -destruction
Jenwren -order
Ssg -order
TJ-order
Pianta-order

"Groups"
1o: Me, Fiery, starsplizz, noob, jenwren
1d: illzuhion, toad
2o: Lely, Max, Ssg, TJ, Pianta
2d: Nudge, K, Popplio

Cheers

Pokemon XYZ was a series of the anime, which he mentioned in his message.

It seemed like a fun thing to debate.

To clarify I do enjoy gens 1-5 but the later games (sword) have soured my opinion on the series.

If you read the title you understand the question. As a series is pokemon good or bad?

My opinion:

In my opinion pokemon is a bad series as will be explained in other paragraphs.

Why it's a bad series:

Many reasons shared between most the games but for this I'm going to use sword/shield as an example.

Story:

The story of sword was underwhelming to say the least. Oh no, pokemon used to be big and business man is evil.

Most of the other games are just about some kid ending up fighting a cult, which is fairly boring.

Gameplay:

The gameplay is very simple and boring. The game is also too easy, which makes sense for a children's orientated game, but makes it boring to play through. The only way I would play is a nuzzlock, but even then I'm probably not going to because I find it to be boring.

Conclusion:

I prefer to play other games, if you like pokemon that's fine but I don't like to play it.

Also a real time strategy game is almost always better than turn based strategy game such as pokemon.

The least they can do is let us wear differing ties.