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But some tracks have different variations in other games (mushroom gorge having it's second path (from MKWii) replaced with blue mushroom that acts as a glider point in MK7 and BCP for MK8DX)

You do make very good fusion sprites.

Episode 1: bar fight

I'm not doing any more prolouges

In the bar a strange group sit together. An elf, a Toad, a shy guy and a cat.

Jenwren: Meow (can you order me a milk?)
Noob: of course I can.

Can I get a milk for the cat?
Bartender: sure.

Off to the side Dietsoda and Fiery are having a conversation.

Fiery: so why do you call people mayflies?
Dietsoda: You do know what a mayfly is?
Fiery: no.
Dietsoda: they are animals, but once they mature they live for only one day.
Fiery: well I've lived longer than a day and I'm an adult.
Dietsoda: to me your lifespan is very *very* short.
Fiery: Oh. That makes more sense.

A conversation between them starts randomly about opinions on fruits.

Noob: Ay, and what of lemons and lime

Meanwhile outside:

IlluZhion: Oh do I love pubbing, although this time it's with some wierdo "friends"
Zombie: bluuuuhhh
IlluZhion: shut up I think I heard something.

IlluZhion stares through the window at a group drinking together, listening intently.

Dietsoda: I detest lemons -

Illuzhion got so agitated he couldn't hear
- they taste so bitter.
Right after the statement.

IlluZhion: Zombies, destory this small establishment

Fiery: Yeah lemons are terrible

At that the door busts open and a horde of zombies approach, some toads, some human. The Bartender screams at the scene unfolding.

Noob: Oh great.

As zombies lurch towards them and arrow slams through ones head, sticking their lifeless reanimated corpse that is now lifeless again, to the wall.

Dietsoda: we must fight or flee.
Jenwren: Meow (the second one)
Noob: I agree
Jenwren: Meow ( I see and exit on the other side of the bar)
Noob: we fight through the horde and get to that door over there. We can use the tables to slow most of the horde from reaching us. We can then disperse into the trees.
Fiery: well we don't have a better option.

From the main entrance a voice can be heard.

Illuzhion: Don't kill the elf, Toad and shy guy that are in a group together, capture them. I would love to torture them afterwards.

Realising now is the best time to execute their plan, the lads (as I will henceforth refer to this group) rush towards the exit jumping from table to table.

Fiery decapitates a Zombie in a clean sweep of his axe while noob, with jenwren clinging onto his shoulder, stabs them with his shortblade and Dietsoda shoots ones that may block their path.

The plan is executed without issue and the lads escape through the door and into the woods.

Fiery: where will we go?
Noob: we can go to shy guy city, it will probably be fine.
Jenwren: Meow (good idea)
Dietsoda: Alright let's go.

The lads begin to walk towards the road to shy guy city, remaining in the shrubbery.

Later:

IlluZhion: Alright zombies, throw the captives to my feet.

All the zombies remaining do not move.

IlluZhion: I'm going to have to talk to Toad about your productivity.

Why did Fiery get more than 2 lines? (he got 7) Why was Illuzhion so agitated? previous events on this site
You probably already know the answers I think.

Also if you didn't show up you will later probably.

Episode 0: Lely and Max

Lely: come on Max, let's go to that port town that I can't remember the name of.

Max: fine.
But only because I always agree with you and need to protect you incase anything happens.

Lely: you don't need to protect me. I mean what are the odds that an anthropomorphic rabbit hit man gets told to kill me for a large amount of cash

(High)

Later they enter the town centre where a strange line creature and some other people are.

Lely: I can't believe they have a noose here! I mean who is going to commit a crime?

Max: criminals.

As Lely finishes the statement a blue koopa gets brought up to the noose and hung for the heinous crime of suggesting the underwater wierdo society would attack them.

Max: Why would the underwater society attack us? I mean what kind of wierdos would do that?

Lely: Let's go to the tavern!

What did the blue koopa do?he took the red pill are the other 3 order people going to show up? yes Zoom in to find out or just check in after I decide to write another one in 4 months time.

Episode 0: Nudge:

Nudge steps out of the doorway of his house and walks over to his mailbox.

Nudge: Let's see what I have here.
Donate money to the orphanage that was burned down, why would I throw away my hard-earned cash to reverse what I did?
Want a good meal buy from sweatshop farms, I should probably buy from them if they actually are a sweatshop and if they have carrots.
Ooh a specific letter for me.

Nudge has one of his claws go out and cuts the letter open.

Nudge: hmmm, this says I should hunt down and kill "Lely". I have no clue who they are but I not only want a paycheck but feel as if I should do it.

Wow I have decided to return to this even though it was, at the time of writing, on page 7.

Also: will Nudge find Lely. Have I even written Lely's prologue find out later.

Do it. Do it now.

I'm going to cancel the fanfic for now and I will most likely not write for it. If anyone wants to write for it pm me and say so or say it on this topic. I won't lock it for now but I will lock it in a day unless a new writer steps up. Sorry.

I'm busy trying to make Nudges likes great as they normally are.

Episode 0: xrunner:

In a far away dimension, in an old computer...

xrunner48: Why is the internet so boring today? Usually it's fille-
Advert: ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A COOL SITE?
xrunner48: Yes?
Advert: THEN GO TO https://touchgrass.store/!
xrunner48: Yet another scam ...
Slightly more trustworthy advert: Looking for cool art? Go here!
xrunner48: Alright...

He goes to the site...

xrunner48: huh, this place is pretty cool honestly. Lots of... fantasy art? Well I'm still bored, so I guess I will accelerated backhop to a fantasy dimension.

Back in the fantasy land...

Chef Guy: I'm selling bread for 2 gold a piece!
Goomba: WE KNOW! YOU'VE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT!
Koopa: What's that in the sky..?

The object lands...

xrunner48: Oh hey, this place looks like Rougeport! They even have a no-

How will xrunner48 meet up with the rest of the heroes? Find out some other time I guess.
This was made by Xrunner48.

I have been considering ending this fanfic. Should I?

Episode 0: StarSplizz

Starsplizz stepped out of his front door onto the cloud his house resides on and continued walking because of Mario physics because I have a unique setting because he lives on a cloud. He then walks to his mailbox and gets a letter out of it. He begins to read it aloud.

StarSplizz: (reading) Does your cloud have insurance? If not, get some now!

Starsplizz: Why do I constantly get ads like this?

StarSplizz: (reading letter)
Dear Starsplizz,
I want to meet up at the tavern near the walls of shy guy city. Get there for 9:00
Cheers, Fiery

StarSplizz: Well I know where I'm going.

StarSplizz checks the time and finds he has 3 hours to get there. Luckily he can fly for 3 hours straight and shy guy city is only 2.4 hours away. He flies away towards the city.

How did the letter get to the cloud?birdWho will get the next prologue? Find out the last question in the next prologue and the first one later.

I'll release the next one (Starsplizz) soon.

Episode 0: K:

K walked out of his room in the dwarven hold and entered the smithy. He was prepared to continue forging weaponry for his fellow dwarfs.

Dwarf: Hey lord K
K: Yes?
Dwarf: A human messanger came by and told you to march towards Toad Town.
K: who sent it?
Dwarf: someone called Illuzhion.
K muster the armies.

2 days later:

K: we're nearly there, chins up lads.

A human with a scroll is seen approaching them.

K: hold fire. Let him approach.

The human unravels the scroll and reads:

Messenger: Hello friend, I have been sent to alert you of some trouble causing "heroes". If you see an elf, shy guy, Toad, paratrooper and cat, capture them. I want them to suffer.
Regards, IlluZhion
K: Oh I'll make sure they suffer.

What have the first group of heroes done in 4 days to get all armies of destruction against them?insult lemonsWill any of them get captured? Where is Xrunner, Lely, Max and Ssg? (In another group) find out later.

Episode 0: Jenwren:

Jenwren woke up in a cage. Jenwren could see some people.

Bartender: how much is the cat. I've been having some rat problems.
Seller: 10 gold
Bartender: 10 gold! Fine. Only because I need it.
Jenwren: Meow (no let me out)
Seller: shut up cat.
Jenwren: Meow (let me out)
Seller: shut up.
Jenwren: Meow (let me out then)
Seller: just take it for free.

At the tavern after Jenwren killed lots of rats. A group of 3 people, a Toad, a shy guy and an elf.

Noob: that's a cute cat. Could I have it.
Jenwren: Meow ( don't let them take me)
Bartender: yeah sure why not, 5 gold.
Jenwren: Meow (I'm worth more than 5 gold, I'm worth like 15)
Dietsoda: don't buy it mayfly its annoying.
Noob: No I'll take it for 15 gold.
Bartender: Ok then.
Jenwren: Meow (no I don't want to go with them)
Noob: (whispering) then where do you want to go.
Jenwren: Meow (shy guy city)
Noob: Let's go to shy guy city.

Edit: I forgor 💀 to add the end part so... why is Jenwren a cat? Find out by going to page 1.

Episode 0: Popplio:

Popplio swam through the hallways of the sunken city. He had recently been given full military command of the underwater wierdo society. He was beginning to formulate plans on how to wreak havoc on the surface dwelling species.

Fish person: Hey Popplio!
Popplio: Yes?
Fish person: you have a message from one of the surface dwellers.
Popplio: who?
Fish person: some guy called Illuzhion sent a messanger.
Popplio: ah yes, my good friend IlluZhion. What does it say?
Fish person: it tells you to make war in 3 days. It also says leave the dwarfs with anvil icons?
Popplio: I suppose that could work. Muster our forces.
Fish person: right away sir.

3 days later:

Popplio: underwater wierdo army. Today we go to war with the surface dwellers. We shall attack at 3 towns with 3 armies. Our group here will be going to a fishing town called HidalPort in the centre of the attck. The other towns shall be taken by these forces. Make haste!

The armies go towards their respective towns preparing to conquer then easily with few casualties.

Will there be any adventurers in the towns?yesDid Popplio get an education in the underwater wierdo University which I forgot to mention?yesI think we all know the answers.

You need to join order or destruction.

People can still join. Also I guess I should do a people who may want to join so.

People who may want to join:
@Osc-omb
@Ashton68
@TJ_k4rt
@Ssg-132

Episode 0: Noob

Noob walked out of his house in Shy Guy City, near Toad Town. The castle was imposing and its defences seemed good. He felt safe.

Noob: Hello!
Shy guy: Hello noob. How are you?
Noob: fine how are you?
Shy guy: not that great. I need some rare fungi that only grow in Toad Town. Could you get some?
Noob: sure. I will go now.
Shy guy: WAIT! It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.

Noob takes a sword.

Noob: Cheers.

Noob is walking along a path. He sees a Toad with fangs also walking towards Toad Town with a hoard of zombies behind him. Noob hides in a Bush and waits for them to pass once almost all of them are past 3 zombies rush him.

Noob: AAAAAAARRRRRGGGH

A Zombie lunges at noob and he uses his sword to slice its arm off. He then spears his sword through another zombie killing it.

Noob: you can't kill me.

Noob slices through the last Zombie killing it.

2 hours later:

Noob: So, I hear the more 'evil' people are gathering.
Dietsoda: You think I care lumberfoot?
Noob: That word doesn't sound good.
Dietsoda: Am I supposed to care mayfly? What are you talking to me about?
Noob: Do you want some gold?
Dietsoda: What would I do to earn it?
Noob: Rebel against the 'rulers' of this land.
Dietsoda: Eh, why not? I'll join you mayfly.
Noob: Stop saying that.
Dietsoda: no

A few minutes later a Toad walks in and starts drinking.

Fiery: Why did they have to take my melons? And my money too.
Noob: so you want to make coin?
Fiery: Yes why?
Noob: are you good with a blade?
Fiery: Yeah I'm good with an axe
Noob: welcome aboard
Dietsoda: Another mayfly? Why do I have to be in company of lumberfoots such as you?
Fiery: I have no idea what that means but it doesn't sound good so, could you just shut up?
Noob: Oh the elves like that, just ignore them. Anyway we need to find more people to fill our ranks.
Fiery: I may know a paratrooper.

When will this paratrooper join? Will the zombies and IlluZhion take then by surprise? Find out later.

Also @senkokichi and @senko are going on order.