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9374 pts ★ ExpertOn 2024-12-10 at 17:37:37
Shadowboxing tournament player.
Post your Favourite Song Lyrics
On 2024-04-07 at 08:55:43
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On 2024-04-06 at 11:32:41
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1On 2024-04-06 at 11:25:14
Never Gonna Give Yo-
Edit: Sorry I Had To Say It...
Edit: Sorry I Had To Say It...
Did you forget all the other lyrics?
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I (do I)
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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1On 2024-03-24 at 18:44:48
[FABRICATOR-GENERAL]
Greetings, Custodes, how are you this day?
Have you brought me any cool ancient tech to display?
[CAPTAIN-GENERAL]
No we have not, but to ask you for a favour
[FABRICATOR-GENERAL]
That's all too bad, because I'd like a new shaver
[CAPTAIN-GENERAL]
The Adeptus Mechanicus' ranks you have climbed
Even though you seem to explode all the time
This seems quite suspicious, you have to agree
[FABRICATOR-GENERAL]
That is just my drivers being crappy, see?
[CAPTAIN-GENERAL]
Then how is it you can keep surviving these blasts?
To all the other Techpriests, it badly contrasts
Your sentience it seems to return from the dead
How this could be, you might want unsaid
[FABRICATOR-GENERAL]
You come to my planet with friction and strife?
You somehow believe that I can flee the afterlife?
Please do tell me, fleshling, is this some kind of goof?
I don't reckon that you brought any actual proof?
[CAPTAIN-GENERAL]
It's a favour I seek, not some sort of a brawl
Were it not for my Lord I'd not be here at all
Now, tell me, where is the Proteus Protocol?
Withhold information and we'll be your downfall
[Captain-General falls over]
[FABRICATOR-GENERAL, spoken]
Y-You... You al... You all right..?
[CAPTAIN-GENERAL, spoken]
Sound mate, go on, where's the Proteus Protocol?
[FABRICATOR-GENERAL]
There is no such technology, you must be high
[SHIELD-HOST PROTEUS]
*stomp stomp stomp* You lie!
[CAPTAIN-GENERAL]
It has been confirmed to be in your supply!
[FABRICATOR-GENERAL]
I'm the Mechanicus' Lord! You dare treat me like this?
[LRAK]
Keep dawdling and on your cables we'll piss!
[CAPTAIN-GENERAL]
Where the Protocol is we still haven't heard
[FABRICATOR-GENERAL]
Your claim is absurd, you have no proof I use it!
[HAMMURABI UNFERTH]
How dare you, you colossal mechanical nerd!
He does not need proof, he's the Emperor's Word!
When you go and reject our Emperor's truths
Then, darling, I'm sorry, but out goes your screws!
[FABRICATOR-GENERAL]
I'm the Omnissiah's Voice, and my word is as true!
[HAMMURABI UNFERTH]
Oh really, you think so? Well-*clap clap* Fuck you!
How about we go ahead and call our Emperor?
He's got a text to speech now
[CAPTAIN-GENERAL]
And a fiery temper
[LOCKWARDEN]
Here's an Astropath, why don't we make the call?
We'll check in and see what he thinks of this stall?
[FABRICATOR-GENERAL]
That you have the gall!
[LRAK]
Oh, are you gonna bawl?
[FABRICATOR-GENERAL]
I hate you all
[CAPTAIN-GENERAL]
This is getting banal
Please bring to us the Protocol
[FABRICATOR-GENERAL]
Fine
[CAPTAIN-GENERAL]
Yes!
[SHIELD-HOST PROTEUS]
Victory for the Captain-General!
On 2024-02-18 at 09:44:15
Cognition failed. Request explain
Erika is a German marching song known to be used during World War 2.
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11On 2024-02-17 at 18:41:03
This topic lacks war songs. Favorite song right now. Metal. Title; Shiroyama. Enjoy.
It’s the nature of time that the old ways must give in
It’s the nature of time that the new ways comes in sin
When the new meets the old it always ends the ancient ways
And as history told the old ways go out in a blaze
Encircled by a vulture, the end of ancient culture
The dawn of destiny draws near
Imperial force defied, facing 500 Samurai
Surrounded and outnumbered, 60 to 1 the sword face the gun
Bushido dignified, it’s the last stand of the Samurai
Surrounded and outnumbered
As a new age begins the way of the warrior comes to an end
As a new age begins the ways of old must apprehend
It’s the nature of time that the old ways must give in
It’s the nature of time that the new ways comes in sin
An offer of surrender, Saigo ignore contender
The dawn of destiny is here
Until the dawn they hold on
Only 40 are left at the end
None alive, none survive
Shiroyama
60 to one, facing the gun
60 to one, culture undone
It’s the nature of time that the old ways must give in
It’s the nature of time that the new ways comes in sin
When the new meets the old it always ends the ancient ways
And as history told the old ways go out in a blaze
Encircled by a vulture, the end of ancient culture
The dawn of destiny draws near
Imperial force defied, facing 500 Samurai
Surrounded and outnumbered, 60 to 1 the sword face the gun
Bushido dignified, it’s the last stand of the Samurai
Surrounded and outnumbered
As a new age begins the way of the warrior comes to an end
As a new age begins the ways of old must apprehend
It’s the nature of time that the old ways must give in
It’s the nature of time that the new ways comes in sin
An offer of surrender, Saigo ignore contender
The dawn of destiny is here
Until the dawn they hold on
Only 40 are left at the end
None alive, none survive
Shiroyama
60 to one, facing the gun
60 to one, culture undone
On 2024-01-13 at 17:22:53
No voice in our ears but the Maw. We relish the sound of it's call. We'll plunder and feast on any man, any beast Doesn't matter, we'll snack on them all. The stragglers we didn't consume Are chucked in our sacrifice stew. They scream and they run but that's part of the fun! 'Cause the Ogres are coming to get ya!!!!!
Oh, Ogres, Ogres Chomping on meats Filling our guts with our struggling treats. Tearing, Chewing we kill for the Maw. The power and grub's what we're doing it for! Crunching and biting we kill for the Maw The power and grub's what we're doing it for!!
*Greasus Goldtooth burping*
Oh, Ogres, Ogres Chomping on meats Filling our guts with our struggling treats. Tearing, Chewing we kill for the Maw. The power and grub's what we're doing it for! Crunching and biting we kill for the Maw The power and grub's what we're doing it for!!
*Greasus Goldtooth burping*
On 2024-01-03 at 18:44:43
Amidst the desolate soil
We heard the repeating cries of a fragment of metal
So, true to Magnus' orders
I take my company's reins onto the surface, we settle
And as we branch out and explore the wreckage
We uncover a terminal's long-lost message
A visage of the past and of beautiful cities
So what has occurred here? What are we missing?
There is something wrong here and there is something hidden
With every second growing closer, I feel it near me!
My mind shudders, why does my heart race?
A psychic scream, like a crushing weight
Resounding in every corner of the world
"The Ancient awaits!"
Enwrapped in grief and beset by pain
It bides it's time, all it does is wait
We shoulder the hardship now and we endure
And to its source, we'll trace
The sight before my eyes is stark
A Dreadnought here, bearing the Emperor's Children's mark?
Unexpectedly, it interjects with pointed thoughts
Awake once more, energy arcs
Across its words now, demanding to know
Are we standing here gathered as friend or foe?
Its shattered form yet still poses a threat to us all
It shall not be deceived, nor ignored
I speak in half-truths to not invite alarm
"I see through your words, and I am not disarmed
We had learned from Him to hold to truth with every breath"
The wrong word here may mean death
"Even your words may be twisted and turned into weapons"
There is danger here, with every phrase now it beckons
I know the name of he who has me in his sights
"I am he who remembers, the Ancient of Rites!"
All at once, the pieces come together in my mind
This place was Istvaan III
And we are here upon its corpse
On the grave that was left behind!
"Would you convince yourself I am a remnant seeking saving?
This was not a cry for help!
This was a lure I laid to invite something in need of slaying"
"Was this trap set for me, old one of mine?
You look terrible, a disgrace, even"
"At last, Fulgrim, you have come to me, abomination"
"Words uttered by a shattered pile of metal, rust and stagnation?
You've had millennia to think of what to tell me, you've my attention"
"I need not glory nor for words to speak
When I have held
A Virus Bomb!" ("No!" )
Reaching out
My Raptorae uses his mind to hold the pace, to silence time
I channel him all of the strength I have
His power desperately relying on mine
And from my peripheral sight
I can no longer see that frail shell, devoid of its might
But rather a righteous being of defiance
Who is not without the will to fight!
I watch the Dreadnought lash out in wrath
His blows deflected away from their path
Despite the years he has endured
It's clear that he will live, and he will die by the sword
Fulgrim then returned a strike
His sword slitting through bravado and machine alike
His face a mix of contempt and glee
The eyes of one who can feed off misery!
"You can never be forgiven for the things that you've done
And so it falls to my hands to end the prodigal son!"
"You cannot imagine the beautiful bounty of Chaos"
"Those things I'd never even wish to know!"
"There is still your potential that shines through
Imagine the unfulfilled glories we'd see to!"
"That you'd still think I seek any glory
Betrays the true blindness that has overcome you!
I recall the virtues I stood for
I recall the struggles and the things that we have done!
I will not be deterred from my vengeance
I remember the lessons passed on to the Sons!
I am one of the Emperor's Children
I am Rylanor, and I am the Ancient of Rites!
So I reject you for now and for always!
To strike you down, I have waited for a million nights!"
Inspired by the things I've heard
I raise my voice and shout clearly and out of turn
"Rylanor deserves better than you, oh Primarch
Rylanor deserves better than all of us!"
With but a single shot
The Raptorae is relieved of duty and released of his task
I feel the virus rend me apart, with my honor intact
As I'm enveloped by the encroaching flash
"Although this body of mine's still intact
A part of my pride, I fear, will never come back"
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1[Fanfic] Haunted Halloween
On 2024-11-02 at 00:44:45
Name: Iam (also called Latbiu)
Species: Kirby
Gender: male
color:Evening Sky Blue (i guees)
Personallity: Cool (until very provoked), Avid Rap Listener.
Likes: Rap, Soccer (or football for the majority of people here), Micronations
Dislikes: KFC, Bri'ish "accents", Food Not being 100% Cooked, People who tell me to "stay in my place" or people who say im "A Retard And too immature for my age".
Holloween Costume: Iron Man (my irl costume last year)
Species: Kirby
Gender: male
color:Evening Sky Blue (i guees)
Personallity: Cool (until very provoked), Avid Rap Listener.
Likes: Rap, Soccer (or football for the majority of people here), Micronations
Dislikes: KFC, Bri'ish "accents", Food Not being 100% Cooked, People who tell me to "stay in my place" or people who say im "A Retard And too immature for my age".
Holloween Costume: Iron Man (my irl costume last year)
What is wrong with the British accent and how is it not an accent?
1Let's Make A MKPC Series!
On 2021-11-16 at 18:26:53
And toads will be the pitstop crew
On 2021-11-16 at 18:26:32
The premise of the series should be a large tournament with all the tracks in mkpc as the tracks, there should be 16 characters racing.
[MPM] Anthology I - The House of Terrenus
On 2024-08-26 at 15:28:17
Lemme see if I've got this right . . .
People make countries and interact with each other's nations, and then you @--Cosmic-- write a little story/intro to the next chapter of history. Yes?
Sooo
People make countries and interact with each other's nations, and then you @--Cosmic-- write a little story/intro to the next chapter of history. Yes?
Sooo
Taking advantage of the absence of order in the wake of nuclear winter, the Fenrisian tribe under K emerges from their underground habitations and begins colonizing the area around Sitka, Alaska and moving northeast. The tribe creates mines and collects oil and ore from underground, preparing it for shipment back to Sitka for an unspecified project. The Empire of Fenris is formed. At the moment it covers only about 300 square miles (wtf is a kilometer!?!?) with Sitka near its southern border..
Let me guess, your nation likes wolves?
1On 2024-08-25 at 10:35:25
What an interesting thread! I wonder if I could make an empire called: The United Slavic Union. If this is possible, start me near Moscow, Russia. 
Sure, but I warn you, russia has been really damaged by a nuclear plant explosion
RAH! Who could attack Mother Russia? It is glorious
communism bad
racism good
pls dont take that out of context. Pikmin are separated by color, so racism
and i dont even know what communism is
Communism is unironically better than Racism
No matter how much I dislike Communism I have to agree here.
1On 2024-08-21 at 21:59:54
Could I have Johannesburg please. (Who needs control of countries when you can have a few cities)
1On 2024-08-19 at 19:34:04
I made Capital city names for countries:
Joshyan Empire: Carmo City
Nyanist Empire: Niaw City
Kimgdom of Leicester: Leicester (beh)-Wait it doent have leicester it is in Twilight WTF-
Realm of Twilight: Chocogham
Fiery Emirate: Fiers
Zachtumbria: Zackshire
Joshyan Empire: Carmo City
Nyanist Empire: Niaw City
Kimgdom of Leicester: Leicester (beh)-Wait it doent have leicester it is in Twilight WTF-
Realm of Twilight: Chocogham
Fiery Emirate: Fiers
Zachtumbria: Zackshire
Meanwhile my capital being Nottingham because that's basically all of the land I own.
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3On 2024-08-19 at 17:21:45
Breaking News
The Nyanist Empire Has Decided To Launch A Rover On One Of Earth's Moons, To Search For Life. It Shoots Sandicite At Any Possible Alive Being To Protect Itself, It Also Will Mine Some Parts Of The Moon Out. Hoping For New Materials. The Empire Has Officially Decided To Call This Rover "Envy Rover"
The Nyanist Empire Has Decided To Launch A Rover On One Of Earth's Moons, To Search For Life. It Shoots Sandicite At Any Possible Alive Being To Protect Itself, It Also Will Mine Some Parts Of The Moon Out. Hoping For New Materials. The Empire Has Officially Decided To Call This Rover "Envy Rover"
Wait wth do you mean one of Earth's moons did you create a second one what
Clearly referring to morrslieb.
On 2024-08-18 at 21:49:31
I am going to beggin researching super soldier technology that adds multiple organs to said super soldiers (including 3rd lung and 2nd heart) and create some basic armour alongside missile launching rifles, if possible.
i'm pretty sure that isnt gonna be possible cuz its unrealistic, but since i also did some unrealistic stuff in this rp i can't be talking-
And I wouldn't have put it unless most other people I saw were doing unrealistic things.
On 2024-08-18 at 21:39:30
I am going to beggin researching super soldier technology that adds multiple organs to said super soldiers (including 3rd lung and 2nd heart) and create some basic armour alongside missile launching rifles, if possible.
On 2024-08-17 at 23:18:35
Breaking News!!
A Rosa A3S Was Detected Moving At High Speeds (A Hectometer Per Minute), Expected To Reach Nox-Dominous In Half An Hour. What Are The Motives Of The Nyanist Empire? We Don't Know
. All You Just Gotta Do Is Pray For Nox-Dominous Because All Life There Would Be Eradicated Very Quickly , Nyanist Empire Could Stop This If Nox-Dominous Signs A Treaty That Makes It Neutral/An Ally Of Nyanist Empire (nox dominous you have 30 minutes to decide )
edit: i just realized i misspelled nox-dominus the entire time-
A Rosa A3S Was Detected Moving At High Speeds (A Hectometer Per Minute), Expected To Reach Nox-Dominous In Half An Hour. What Are The Motives Of The Nyanist Empire? We Don't Know
. All You Just Gotta Do Is Pray For Nox-Dominous Because All Life There Would Be Eradicated Very Quickly , Nyanist Empire Could Stop This If Nox-Dominous Signs A Treaty That Makes It Neutral/An Ally Of Nyanist Empire (nox dominous you have 30 minutes to decide )edit: i just realized i misspelled nox-dominus the entire time-
Good thing I am in a defensive alliance with twilight and you have no just cause for war. Considering you would have to fly over twilights airspace, I don't think that the bomb would make it there. This unprompted attack will most likely cause most other nations to Ally with me, so I believe you should call off the attack or you will be the one begging for peace.