Mario Kart Wars

List of characters:
Lakitu: The judge of the world championships. Every event, he gets less stricter and stricter, allowing for more shortcuts
Baby Rosalina: The winner of the baby cup. She tends to be unpopular to the spectator due to being a baby, but she is actually quite skilled
Yoshi: The best Yoshi in terms of racing, being the winner of the Yoshi cup. Yoshi’s are generally the cutest competitors and this still applies to him
Waluigi: The winner of the previous couple of championships. He is the most famous racer and even has his own giant pinball machine. It actually got qualified as a track a couple days ago
Villager: The winner of the citizen cup. He was actually a surprise, since normally Isabelle has a huge lead in first place
Lemmy: While he doesn’t use a car, he was still able to be the master koopaling using his ball. He finds his ball to be quite useful since it can bump opponents away without bringing a smuggled item
DK: The jungle champion, master of bananas. He is quite popular, since he is quite funny. Whenever he has a banana item, that’s a free hit onto someone else, since he is the master of the banana item
Peach: The winner of the women’s cup. She is quite caring for other racers and is best friends with daisy, who was kind enough to let peach win the tie breaker between them 2
Metal Mario: The winner of the robot cup. He was the only robot that was actually skilled but can be quite slow with turns. However, he has excellent power, speed, but sadly aggression
Petey Piranha: The champion of the villains cup, he has made his long awaited return and is ready to take back his throne he lost when he retired due to lacking the time to do anything other than help his piranha plants
Shy Guy: The champion of shy guy cup. He is famous among shy guys but is barely acknowledging by anyone else. He wishes to finally succeed in a World Cup, after coming 12th every event since he joined, though he did get 11th last year
Inkling:The winner of the mixture cup. This means she is better than toad, goombas, and more. Hew main tactic is to blind others with ink, but she has to spend coins on ink. She is the only competitor to get a special power like this, and sometimes people complain and say it is unfair
Octoomba: An unknown racer who was the racing champion in space

The color for Villager: Villager

Did... did you say OCTOGOOMBA?

Yes

That better be what they're called in French, otherwise that's disrespectful
EDIT: Why is this filled with random characters for the most part lol

Lakitu: ok let start we a modified version of a classic GBA Sky Garden

Because that’s how mario kart works. It’s just a load of random characters

RED Yoshi? WHITE Shy Guy? Waluigi? That's random as heck considering there are many other more common characters, especially the defaults like normal Yoshi & Shy Guy.
Also, his name is OCTOOMBA, please & thank you.

Waluigi isn’t random. He is the best MK8DX character. As for the red Yoshi and white shy guy, I’ve removed the color from their names but they will still be that color if there species. I’ve also fixed octoomba’s name

The characters themselves wouldn't know good combos, they'd choose what they like, which was the whole point of the customization. If they were players then yes, he'd be the best, but since it's just the character's personalities..... but whatever man, you do you.

How do you know that they woudnt know the right vehicle parts? Since its the most popular event, it woud make sense that the characters in it would know the best combo for them, wouldnt it? Sure, a couple of them might base their vehicle combo based on look, but most will choose them bsed on they fit their playstyle.

Because they're the characters & not actual people? They have set personalities that they wouldn't betray? Not like they can see the stats like the player can in the first place. Maybe they know what's good, but again, they have some personalities that would make them prioritize certain things if they were irl, & Waluigi's is always showing off, not actually winning.

What