Reviewing every SMG4 Video!

The plot is super simple and straightforward. Fitting, as this video is very short. This video begins with the complete intro from Mario 64, except Mario exclaims “I LOVE CAKE!!!!!!!” While peach is telling him to come to the castle. Mario bursts of the pipe, still saying stuff about the cake. Lakitu tries to get Mario to not eat the cake, but Mario ignores him. He runs into the castle and talks to Toad, and asks him about peach. Toad proceeded to tell Mario That Peach lied to see if he could still fit into the pipe to her castle. Mario runs out the castle in anger, then he sees peach. Before she has the chance to say hello, Mario throws her, goes crazy and subsequently explodes into a coin. This video was very average for the time, but does not stack up to his other videos later. This is a good attempt at a first video. My issues with this video is that, first off, the audio was very delayed, if you watch it while muting the audio, its fine. But, my main problem with this video, is that its just not funny or interesting enough to keep me interested. A point in its favor however is the fact that its short and simple for anyone to understand. Next is the quote I liked most  from this video! .

I wasn't planning to make another rant-like section. But I just wanted to tell someone about this. As mentioned in my other rant (Don't read it's cringe), Super Coolio Kart X-2/ Zero 2 was one of the main reasons why the SMG4 reviews were cancelled. But why did it take so long to come out? The first X-2 track, Shroom Speedway, released in October of 2021, but the final track, Vibrant Vendetta, didn't come out until a full year laster. It's about time that I explain how I came here, where I went, and how are things now. Part 1 will be in Dreams. See ya.

I’m going to keep this as abridged as i can. Mario wakes up on top of the castle and tells Yoshi to give him food, and he gives him moldy mushrooms. Mario goes inside the castle and then falls asleep. His dream is about Toad beating him up because he hates Mario. Mario wakes up and attacks Toad. Once realizing that Toad “Isn’t Mental”, he goes to the good old battlefield. Once there, he walks a few feet before falling asleep again. In this dream, he adventures through the Corrupted Battlefield. Once climbing up a  mountain, he tries to fight King Bomb-Omb, who throws him 1,000 feet into the air. Mario wakes up, runs off screen, and goes to Jolly Roger Bay. He dosent even get to the water before he falls asleep yet again. In this dream, all the water is gone, and Mario is able to just walk around. Some shenanigans later, he gets a star, before he wakes up. (Why is Mario closer to the water when he wakes up?) One more transition later, he is right in front of Bowser, while he is trying to think up a plan. Mario falls asleep for the billionth time. In this dream, Bowser is giant, and he beats up Mario before Mario runs off stage, ending the dream. Bowser shoots Mario with fire to wake him up, and then he jumps off stage due to Mario not fighting him properly. Then the ending from Mario 64 plays with additional commentary from Mario, before he falls asleep in front of peach. The dream this time is Mario falling onto the very top of the castle, killing him. When he wakes up, he is naked and hungry again. It is then revealed to the us that this whole video was a dream by Mario. The video ends with Mario leaving Peaches Castle, Mario Kart 64 style! Sadly, the pedals are broken, and Mario falls into a lake. This video is what would lay the groundwork for many of the earlier videos by SMG4. The Cake is a Lie started it off, but Dreams Perfected the style. The twist that this whole video was a dream  was also surprising. Some of the jokes are funny too. The first dream was a little lackluster compared with the others, and, like the last video, it dosent stack up with other videos that come later. Favorite quote time!  

Part 1. Before Coolio; Unregistered Days

The year is 2018. Quite a year huh? At this time, I was a bored 9 year old, browsing YouTube. It was a very calm and uneventful morning in May. I had just seen a video about Mario Kart Flash Games. These games were pretty bad, however, young me had a different idea about it. I really wanted to play a Mario Kart game, but gaining access to a Mario Kart game was impossible. This was before I got my switch in Early 2019, and my 2DS with Mario Kart 7 was stuck at my father's house. I still really wanted to play Mario Kart, but on my computer. So I searched up "Mario kart on PC online free". This was the turning point.

My canon event, if you will. One of the first results was the Mario Kart PC homepage. I went and looked on the website. The first thing I saw, was the Mario Kart DS box-art but with a new logo. Mario Kart PC, it read. I looked around on the website. I spotted some screenshots, showing a full Mario Kart running on the PC. I was impressed, and that's putting it lightly. I clicked on the Play game button. Suddenly I was shown a menu on a black background. I looked at the options, but one of them caught my eye. Custom tracks. When I clicked on it, I was given the option of making a circuit in quick or complete mode. 15 minutes later, and my first track was created. A quick mode circuit with the name of Luigi Jungle, despite it clearly not being a jungle. For the name that I would end up choosing, I decided on the name "7 grand dad", the name of a bootleg. Idk why I chose this name though. I would later return the next day.

As 7 grand dad, I created over 200 quick mode circuits over the course of the summer of 2018. The final circuit that would be released was "Koopalings Kloober Kastle" from September of 2018. My family had gotten a new computer. Since I had never registered 7 grand dad as a real account, the account was gone with my old computer. It was very sad, yes. This is the end of part 1! Next, I'll discuss my next 3 accounts, and why I had to make this account!

Simply put, this episode is about Mario feeling nolstalgic about past events, and sharing them with Toad, Yoshi, and a Random Bomb-Omb Buddy. He simply names a lot of bosses to Bowser. It’s not very important, so I’m going to cover the flashbacks only.

Flashback #1
In Superstar Saga, Toad barges into Marios house, looking for some stolen drugs. he looks into the bathroom, and sees Mario naked. Toad runs off, but he is blind now, and he crashes into a nearby wall.

Flashback #2
This whole flashback is FLUDD insulting Mario, nothing more, nothing less.

Flashback #3
This barely counts as a flashback, as its just Mario using a Gameshark to get infinate red shells in Mario Kart 64, then hitting Yoshi repeatily with these red shells.

Flashback #4
Master Hand beats up Yoshi for hacking his Youtube account.

Flashback #5
A star falls on Mario. Pretty simple.

Flashback #6
The opening to Superstar Saga plays, but the thing that steals Peaches voice is just a fart and considered a prank.

Flashback #7

The cutscene with the two R.OBs blowing up Brawl Stadium plays with some Mario Commentary.

Multiple people  have nostalgia about this video. I can see it, i really didnt like this video. It’s just boring, and nothing exciting happens, no really funny stuff, other then the part where FLUDD insults Mario, which made me laugh. It’s just not good to me. Smiley face rating is.... next is favorite quotes yet again!

Part 3; Before Coolio; Clans, Coins, and Paratroopas

It is September of 2018. Since I didn't know how to make an account at the time, 7 grand dad and all of it's tracks made we're gone for good, and I couldn't continue what I was doing. I didn't have any time look back at my failures, because school had already started.

I was in the 4th grade, a very interesting school year. In 4th grade, the teacher (forgot her name) allowed to play computer games on every Friday on the last period. We could basically do what we wanted, which did cause some things to happen. Most notably, Roblox got completely banned, because so many people were making accounts. There were three games, however, that became very, very popular to play. Those being Paper.io 2, Poptropica, and of course, Mario Kart PC. I introduced the game to my friends, and it got big really fast. One of my friends, Anthony, found out how to make an account, and told all of us how to do it, so that we can play online together. The name I ended up choosing, was clan. The name clan, was chosen, because I was watching Naruto at the time, and Sasuke's clan was a big part of the story. We played the game for a couple of months, before Poptropica got really big. Perhaps ill make a rant segment on the 4th grade video games at some point.


(Correction: clan was actually made in March of 2019, leaving September 2018- February 2019 unaccounted for)

Oddly, there's a bit of a gap here. I wouldn't make my next account until March of 2019, leaving January and February unaccounted for. In March, I would make my next major account; coinheven. The coinheven name was a misspelling of Coin Heaven, but I've gone back and forth on how it's pronounced. Either pronounced coin-haven it coin-heaven. Doesn't matter, and I was never consistent about the name anyway. Coinheven was made with the purpose of mainly playing online, and making new circuits, quick mode of course. I actually did quite well for myself online, at one point, I was 45th place on the leaderboards. This was before the engine change, and before reverse drifting, so snaking was the only major strat. Long story short, I lost access to the account and I couldn't get it back. I quickly made an Alt called thesupercoingames, but that account was abandoned when by family got another computer.

I made the next account immediately on this new computer.

Mario fools around with the clock on the third floor of Peaches Castle, when he punches it, somehow stopping time completely. Mario finds out when  he goes to the good old battlefield. All the Enemies here are motionless. He fools around for some time until getting to the top of the mountain. None of that fooling around is important in the slightest, so ill skip to the top of the mountain. Mario finds that the King was gone. He thinks that Bowser caused all of this. (But isn’t King Bomb-Omb a member of Bowsers army?) He goes to Bowser in the Dark World, only to find Bowser frozen as well. (His eyes are blinking, but the reason why is in the trivia) He leaves and goes to see Peach, who is frozen like everyone else. Mario freezes for a few seconds for a joke, and then he goes to the Ice slide in Cool Cool Mountain. He falls into the void, however. He visits Lethal Lava Land to get burned, and he dosent get kissed by Peach, a true tragedy. He misses Toad insulting him, and he misses being seen by those eye enemies for Big Boos Haunt. Mario becomes determined to fix it. He goes to Yoshi for help, to no avail. He talked to two Toads, neither of them helped. A strategy guide comes to help Mario, by telling him the obvious answer: Go to Tick Tock Clock. Mario heads there, and gets out a mushroom that was budged in there. The day is saved again by the force of the dumbest man alive! The then accidentally freezes time again. THE END.
This was a very not good video. The idea of this episode is   the best so far, and feel like Glitchy 4 could have done better with that premise. Mario acting like an idiot was very annoying, and most of the characters in this episode, with exception of Mario, dont do anything, and might as well not be in the video. I also dont recall any joke in this video either. This could have been great too. Smiley face rating is: > so its time to pick out my favorite quotes of this video.  

So, before we begin again, here are some updates on my projects.

Super Coolio Kart EX: Genesis is nearly complete. It took forever to finish, but I'm glad it's done. It will likely release around Christmas.

Super Coolio Kart X-2: Battle has been cancelled. Only one cup was made, before I stopped production.

Super Coolio Kart Rivals 2 is in the works. Unlike the first Coolio Kart Rivals, I'm actually going in with a plan this time! Wish me luck!

Super Coolio Kart Legends, as originally intended, has been officially cancelled. Instead, it will be merged with Super Coolio Kart X-3, mainly so that I don't have to work as hard. Super Coolio Kart X-3: Destinies will be announced in the near future.

Something Collection has nothing planned at the moment.

Listen up folks, Marios about to teach you how to beat Bowser, in a few simple steps.

Rule 1: Know Bowsers Weakness!
Bowser hates Justin Bieber,so bring a radio with a few Justin Bieber songs, and you will be all set!

Rule 2:Try to gain a relationship with Bowser!
Tell a joke, become friends with him,do anything to gain a relationship with him.

Rule 3: DO NOT TOUCH HIS TAIL!!!

Bowsers tail is poisonous, dont you dare touch it.

Rule 4:  Distract Bowser!

Distract him easily with Peach replicas.( also, Mario touches Bowsers tail here)

Rule 5: Always have a Disguise!

Having a disguise will help you very much, so never not have a disguise.

Rule 6: Bowser is a Hacker!

Bowser is a Hacker, and he will hack to win.

Rule 7: Bribe!

If everything else somehow failed, then bribe him with money. Bowser loves money.

Rule 8: Dance before you Die!

Idk why, just dance before you die

Rule 9:Get Bowser Drunk!

Just get him drunk. One problem. Bowser does not drink beer

Rule 10: Ragequit!

If everything fails, or if you are lazy, just ragequit, simple as that

This video is absolutely hilarious. This is a simple idea, yet it is my favorite video so far. Smiley Face Rating is: now time for my favorite quote.

I’m not going to waste too much time on the plot, because its super uninteresting and boring, but basically, Lakitu is talking about all the problems that he and Mario encounter during filming of bloopers. This video is not good. It’s very boring and uninteresting. It’s just Lakitu talking about some issues that i dont care about, with Mario doing random stuff in the background. Other than that, there’s literally nothing else to say, its that boring. There isn’t even a favorite quote i have.

Yep, you read that right, no plot this time, as the video has no plot. As such, i will be moving to the review. This video has most of the same problems as the last, and it is also unremarkable at all. There is nothing interesting, except for this next quote.

This video begins with Mario looking for his kart, so he can get the 3DS, which was new and.... not doing well, at the time. Toad remarks that the 3DS gives people aids, and for Mario to use the old kart out back. Another quick jab at the 3DS, and Mario is on his way to the store! Mario drives off, wonder which way to go. He goes left, which is where a broken bridge lays. Dispite Lakitus warnings, Mario uses his levitate button, which jams and Mario flies up into the sky, landing at Rainbow Road. Mario wants to leave because, and I quote, the road is gay and for hippies. (Pls dont ban me pls dont ban me) he looks at Luigis face, and jumps off Rainbow Road in terror. Mario falls down into the forest, and falls asleep. While asleep, the star spirits come and assume he’s a murderer, so they shoot him with shame, and leave. Goombaria arrives, and thinks that Mario is Luigi. She calls her mom, wanting to cook “Luigi” for breakfast. Mario wakes up to the natives of Dk Jungle Parkway hitting him with coconuts. Mario follows a path, crosses a bridge, and ends up in Hazy Maze Cave. Mario fools around in the cave for a while, before ending up in the Metal Cap Stage. He walks down the waterfall to the beach. With the first instance of Scatman John music being heard in the background, Mario fools around at the Beach, until getting to the Sewers. He crosses it and gets to town. He goes to the store, only to find out that the last 3DS was taken by Luigi. Mario confronts Luigi, and Luigi suggests that they fight for it. Long story short, Mario has to take the L, but not without taking the last laugh. Mario yoinks it from Luigi, and drives back to Peaches Castle. He tells Toad that he got it, but Toad doesn’t care. Mario plays on his New 3DS (not the New 3DS, but a New 3DS) until Luigi wants a word with Mario. The video ends with Luigi beating up Mario on Saffron City.
For the time, this video was very well made and polished.  But, some parts of the video are completely unnecessary, like the part where the stars shower Mario in shame, and the entire Beach section, didnt need to be there at all, and could have been worked around in writing. This video, and the last two to be honest, feel rushed, and that’s because they all were. Here are the realese dates for them all:
Blooper Problems: June 18, 2011
Just Like any other day: June 18, 2011
Quest for a Console: June 19, 2011
So see? But the worst part is.... wait for it...... THIS WHOLE VIDEO IS JUST A ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE 3DS!!!! Mario praises the 3DS like its the second coming of Bird Jesus, but the 3DS isn’t even shown on screen! I would give it a instant ITS JUST BAD class,  But the episode is funny, and its still intriguing, so i give it a okay/10. Favorite Quotes time

Mario loses a hand and asks everyone where it is and then fights master hand, but everyone calls him lefty, and Mario uses lefty as a left hand . The End! Seriously, the plot is as simple and barebones as  that, but one interesting thing is that technically, Lefty appears in most subsequent videos, due to being Marios left hand! That’s really interesting, and the most interesting thing about this video. The other interesting thing is that this the first time SMG4 uses Ttyd footage instead of the usual Paper Mario footage. That’s also interesting, and that’s where the interesting stuff end for me. This is SMG4s first real dark age in full swing, and it only gets worse from here. There are a few gems in the batch, but for the most part, i know most of the videos aren’t going to get anything over a Bronze class. No favorite quote either, because this video is just so boring.

Luigi gets the mail, and it says that Him and Mario have to go to the castle for a party, or Luigi will be found dead tomorrow. They arrive, and Mario decides to liven up the party.(12 seconds later). The disco lights are on, a very loud song is playing, and Mario is moonjumping around. Luigi warns Mario that Peach would be very mad, as Mario messed up the party. Mario says to party until the castle blows up. Next scene, Mario is asking Toad what are the damages to Peaches castle, which blew up. Mario goes to Merlin the Magicians house.... and ill skip this part. It’s not important, just know that Merlins house ended up exploding. Mario jumps onto some train tracks.... when a train is coming. (Also note that Marios partner here is Goombaria, which is impossible without hacking.) Mario gets hit by the train, and ends up in the sky. Mario jumps off some clouds, and falls a fair distance. After a black screen, there is a goof I spotted. For a second, you can see a mouse curser. Mario wakes up in Toads house, and leaves after Toad suggests getting life insurance. Mario then hits on a female Toad, only to get knocked out, and waking up back in Toads house. Mario goes to the post office, only to find out that all his coins were stolen. Mario goes home and goes to sleep, THE END. Wait, Peach arrives, and kills Luigi for Mario not paying for the castle, NOW THE END.So, I get where SMG4 was going with the humor with this video. I was supposed to laugh at Marios misfortunes during this episode, and I get that. But my problem is that just showing some misfortunes of a character doesn’t make humor. As that is this episodes only joke, so, the humor falls flat on its face. That is the most notable thing about this video, other than the goof I mentioned earlier. I’m not kidding, those are the only two things i wrote in my notes. One plus I can say is that the intro is really good. At least i have my favorite quotes on a separate page.

Mario drives off the track during a race, and gets lost. THAT GOES ON FOR 11 MINUTES. Seriously, that’s the plot. There’s  nothing separating this video from being like... idk.... Just like any other day, or (SPOILERS) A Random Day?! So what if this video is made completely in Mario Kart 64? Technically, that’s not true, as the very end is regular Mario 64 gameplay. The intro isn’t even as good as Painful Day in Paper World. Ill stand by the fact Blooper Problems is the worst SMG4 of all time, but this very close to that. And also, there are CUTAWAY GAGS!!! CUTAWAY GAGS. IN A 2011 SMG4 video. Cutaway gags are only excusable for (Censored for live viewers)Family Guy and American Dad. But at least both of those show were good. ( high emphasis on the WERE good) There is nothing saving this episode, except for the intro. At least the intro is good. My 3rd least favorite episode of all time, and is a contender for the absolute worst SMG4 video. Favorite Quotes are also the second part of these reviews that are going to be removed. But unlike the other, Smiley face rating (Which has been replaced with the Class system), Favorite Quotes might actually come back when we reach the 2012 videos, or when or if we reach the Golden Era. Trivia next.  

So Peach leaves the Castle to go on vacation, and tells Mario and Toad to not throw any parties. Guess what they do. Ill give you 10 seconds. 1,2,3, fou- they throw a party, THAT WAS SO OBVIOUS. But that’s not the point. They invite the entire town and Luigi for some reason. After the party, Mario and Toad are drunk, and they renovate the castle. This is what it looks like. (Insert random ugly castle here) The inside also have the music of the snow levels from Mario 64. It even affects Toads face. Mario still says the castle is perfectly normal. (hes either blind, stupid, drunk, or all of the above) Mario does some stuff that doesn’t matter, and then Toad gives him drugs. (WAIT A MINUTE) some more stuff happens, and then Mario gets a Bomb-Omb that he names Tick-Tick as a pet. Mario and Toad get so Drunk that they could die of alcohol poisoning. Mario goes outside, and looks for his new pet. He sees Tick-Tick going towards the castle and Mario tries to stop him, but its too late. A few hours later, Peach arrives to see her castle turned into rubble and Mario showering in the fountain. Mario is shot by Peach off screen, THE. END. This video just confuses me. I really have no hard feeling towards it, but its not that good in retrospect. It is the definition of average. I have nothing to say about it. It gets its own “Very Average” Class. Now trivia.

I will keep this review very simple, as there is other videos i need to get to. But anyways, Mario shoots himself at the sun with a new cannon he bought with Peaches money, and breaks it. The next day, everything is super dark, and corrupted. All of this takes up almost half the video (about 4 minutes in a 11 minute video) So Mario goes to Bowsers place, and Bowser tells him that he used a lightbulb to light up his place. Hearing this, Mario goes to Yoshi to call Luigi and Wario and to meet him in the secret area under the “Ghost Mansion”, and to bring a lightbulb with them. 1 Mario Party minigame later, the 4 get the lightbulb some power. You would expect the video to end right there, with the light back, but it just goes on. Now Mario has to find this portal on the top of Bomb-Omb Mountain. The video switches to Pokémon Platinum gameplay, with sponsors to unregistered hypercam 2. The cutscene just goes on and on, until “Mario” goes inside the portal to the Distortion World. Mario gets tired of fighting Giratina after 2 seconds, and uses Kill no Jutsu on Giratina. When Mario arrives back at the castle, Toad tells him that the darkness was just some faulty wires, which i have a lot of issues with, but ill get into when the review segment begins, wait. That is the end of the video. Ok time to complain.Im going to start us off with issues I have with the ending of this video, Because it is the worst ending to a SMG4 video i have ever seen. This ending invalidates everything that happened in this video but leaves a few plotholes. First off, if the Castles wiring was the problem, shouldn’t the castle be the only place that’s dark? Also, the sun just existed  again without any questions asked. That’s what made that a plothole. It isn’t stated that Giratina can bring back the sun when it dies, and that also doesn’t make any sense, since Giratina is apparently the “Dark Lord”. But I shouldn’t judge a video based solely on the ending, well other than the ending, THIS VIDEO IS BORING.  There are really no intresting things about this video, other than the godawful ending. It isn’t as bad as say, An Adventurous Drive, but it is not really good.

Toad teaches Mario how to get Peach to like him.Despite the very simple plot of this video, this video is comedy gold. It isn’t very long either, and the stupid ways that Mario tries to get with Peach hilarious, even multiple times. This video isn’t without its issues though. Mario is a little too stupid in this video, for example, Mario told Peach to wait on some train tracks so he can rescue her. He left and forgot all about her, leaving her to get hit by the incoming train. This video is also underrated, and flew under the radar. Becoming SMG4s least viewed video. But otherwise, this video is the best this week has to offer. I recommend watching this video if you are a classic SMG4 fan.

This video starts with a pointless gag about Luigi wanting to be first to the castle. next. Mario then fools around in Bomb-Omb Battlefield (Again, Pointless) and Luigi goes to Bowser to help him destroy Mario. It isnt stated why Luigi wants to kill Mario. the only reason I can think of is the opening gag. Anyway,Bowser takes control of the cannon,and shoots Mario all the way to the now drained Castle moat. Trees explode when Mario climbs them,and Mario falls from a missing balcony. And Bowser is still failing somehow, as Mario is having fun with his traps. So Bowser sends some chuck-yas, some big goombas, and a ding dong ditch. we basically get a pointless scene of Luigi and Bowser messing with him. Bowsers tricks STILL arent working, an so he sends out Mario Clones to deal with him. Mario loses them, so now its up to Luigi to finish Mario off. Luigi says that he wanted to kill Mario for years (But why Though...). the rest of the video takes place inside the castle,and i wont touch upon it, as its boring an the definition of unintreasting. just know that Mario took nearly a minute of figure out 1+1, and Toad resolves the issue by saying "just get along". ok next. OH. MY. GOD. Why should i care? this video is overall very boring and is one of 3 Mario vs Luigi videos. there is nothing else to say. this video is so boring, the wiki page for this video is basiccly barren. now trivia.  

Peaches birthday is coming up soon, and Mario wants to get her a gift. so he captures a butterfly and plans to give it to her as a gift. It flies away when in the castle, and Mario destroys the castle when trying to kill it, as the butterfly punched him. When Peach enters the castle to see what was all the commotion, and finds her castle destroyed. Mario pins the blame on Toad, and Peach bans the both of them from going to her birthday celebration. The next morning, Mario goes to watch TV, and Peaches birthday celebration is on the news. She says that trolls like Mario are not allowed at her party. Mario heads to the Castle, but Peach put guards at the enterance. However, he has a final trump card: disguises. there are 8 diguises in total, i will not cover any of them. Mario then uses a hover code to go in through the top. He enters, and finds that the party has ended. He goes outside to go home, and he finds Peach just standing there. He apoligizes and Peach forgives him. Mario then goes to get a present, and gets a statue of Lakitu. The statue is the real Lakitu, which presents a plot hole. Even though Lakitu is right in front of us, the hud says that Lakitu is filming. Peach sinks into the ground for some reason, and the video is over. well this wasnt completly terrible, but it isnt that great either. First off, there is only one funny joke,and thats an improvement from other videos from this era.There is a also a easy way to solve Marios predicament. All he has to do is enter through the entrance in the basement near the vanish cap stage. The first part of this video is boring.Why is Toad in the castle immiatly after the party? Why is Luigi even in this video? Its just boring.

Mario quits his job in making bloopers and so Lakitu has to find a new person. he holds auditions to find his replacement, and he settles on Luigi or Yoshi. So he forces them to odd jobs to prove their worth. Lakitu chooses Luigi due to some petty reason against Yoshi. They begin fighting due to Yoshis jealousy. Meanwhile, In the B plot, if you could call it that, Mario starts to feel depressed due to being bored. He decides to get his job back, so he heads back to the castle. He reconsiles with Lakitu and then they all lived happily ever after. I honestly have mixed feelings about this video. This felt rushed somehow too. Idk what to say more.

This video has a few random segments, like a Ssenmodnar video, so im going to treat it as such. im covering every segment alone from one another.

Segment 1
Lakitu tries to get a shot of Mario coming out of the pipe, it goes wrong. In the first take, Luigi pops out of the pipe instead of Mario, in the second take, Mario pops out of the pipe, but at terminal vilocity and he crashes on the ground hard. Third take, and the pipe dosent even appear. Lakitu looks into the castle, and finds Mario walking out of Peaches room after doing...... something. (I know i will get banned for this)

Segment 2
Mario is looking for Toad, and he finds Toad inside the fishtank. Mario thinks that Toad is a fish.

Segment 3
Mario wants to jump the castle. He tries to, and dosent come down for a while.

Segment 4
Toad wants Mario to meet his family inside the Bomb-Omb painting room. Mario finds them just sitting there.

Segment 5
Mario is being attacked by Fly Guys, and Lakitu dosent care. Mario uses Lakitu as a sheild and he dies.

Segment 6
Yoshi forgot to give Mario a present for his birthday 3 years ago, and so when Mario tells him about it, he just says its that way, and dosent come back.

Segment 7
Mario ate gunpowder, and so his farts are explosions now

Segment 8
The castle starts flying.

Segment 9
Mario shows off his all new invisble car to Toad.

Segment 10
Bowser is sad, and Mario tries to cheer him up.

Segment 11
Mario decides that his time has come, and he goes to heaven. Toad is happy that Mario is dead now! Only that, hes not dead and dosent go to heaven.

Segment 12
Mario decides that its time to settle his fight with Bowser once and for all. Bowser reveals that he is Marios father, which causes Mario to jump to his death.

Segment 13
WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK


Segment 14
Mario is told that he has Super Powers, an so he raises all the trees in the area.

Segment 15
Mario is stuck in a clock.

Segment 16
The ending from Mario 64 plays, but when Peach kisses Mario, He explodes into a coin.
This video is better than I expected, but still not super great. Only a few of the Segments are funny, and the Segments are the whole video in a nutshell. This is not very bad. This is Just like any other day done RIGHT.still good from 2011 standards.

Luigi is playing on his N64, and Mario wants to play too. But when Luigi leaves the room to get another controller, Mario thinks its a good idea to do a cartridge tilt, which breaks the system. Luigi is understandably angry,and he tells Mario if he dosent give him a new N64 by tommarow, he will kill him. He goes to everyone, who says they dont have a N64. Toad than suggests that Mario go to Nintendo Castle. Mario dosent know where Nintendo Castle is, so he asks God himself, and He tells Mario where Nintendo Castle is. Once he gets there, he finds that Nintendo dosent have one, so he blows Nintendo Castle up. Once he gets back he see that it was pointless, as Luigi went back in time to 1990 to get a N64, which dosent even begin to make sense. In the credits, Mario uses a gameshark on the N64, causing it to explode.This video is so boring, that i was skipping most of the video. There is nothing more to say that has not already been said about videos like this. REVIEW OVER.