If you were to make a Smash moveset for yourself, what would it look like?

I saw @GaryTheCat say that is Down-B would be a baseball bat and that made me think of making this topic.

So, in other words, if your were able to put yourself in Smash, what would your moveset look like?
For me:
Jab: Foam Sword (Basically just Mii Sword's Jab) [I have one of these]
Dash Attack: Trombone Thrust (Does more damage at the tip, VERY long range) [I play Trombone]
Side Tilt: Hook Kick (Launches behind me, good for mindgames) [I used to take Taekwondo]
Up Tilt: Goldfish pack uppercut (Luigi's Up tilt, but with less endlag) [I really like Goldfish]
Down Tilt: Fork Thrust (2 hit boxes: A sourspot on the arm and a sweetspot on the fork itself) [I use a fork to eat, don't you?]
F-Smash: Hammer Slam (M&L Hammer Strike, with the Sweetspot killing at ledge at 80%) [I like the M&L Games]
Up Smash: Globe Spin Above (Multihit Attack) [I got me one of those]
Down Smash: Gamepad Spin (I take the WiiU Gamepad, and slam it in front of me, and then behind me.) [I thought the WiiU was a great console]
Nair: Snow Boots Kick (Imagine Luigi's Nair, but with the first few frames Spiking) [I like Snow]
Fair: Banjo Slam (Does more damage and knockback at the round part of the Banjo) [I like Banjos]
Bair: Color Splash (I slam my copy of Paper Mario: Color Splash behind me. The move is better for combos than it is for killing.) [I like Color Splash.]
Uair: Mario Encyclopedia Slam Up (Early hit kills at 87%, late hit is very good for combos) [I have one of those things]
Dair: GameCube Controller Whip (Slam the GabeCube Controller down by the Cable. It Launches horizontally.) [I like the Gamecube]
F-Throw: Baseball Bat (Toss em up, Hit with the Bat. Pretty decent Kill Throw.) [I used to play Baseball]
B-throw: Golf Club (Put em on the ground, Hit them with the club. it's a good kill throw, like F-Throw, but it's not AS good.) [Last Summer, I was in a Golf camp.]
U-Throw: Water Gun (I use a Water Gun to push the opponent up. The Water acts as a windbox.) [Pool is Cool]
D-Throw: Luigi Cap S M A K (Toss the opponent on the ground, and smack them with a Luigi Cap. Sends just as far as Luigi's Down Throw.) [I was Luigi for Halloween about 5 years in a row.]
N-B: Wiimote Spheres (I take out the WiiMote, and shoot and energy ball. goes pretty fast and has pretty high knockback, basically being a 2/3 charged Charge Shot.) [WII]
Side B: Racket Lunge (I do a fast dash forward with a Tennis Racket. Reflects projectiles.) [Last year, I was learning how to play Tennis.]
Up B: Rocket Storage (If used on the ground, you can charge the move. You get +1 on the charge every second, and it maxes out at +10. If used in the Air, you get a burst of momentum upwards. You don't actually go into fall state from this. At 1 charge, you go about as high as Dr. Mario's Up-B, but at +10, you go as high as Pac-Man's Power Pellet and Trampoline Combined.) [Rocket Storage is one of my favorite glitches ever.]
Down B: Amiibo SPIN (Basically Luigi Cyclone, but with added recovery ability through mashing, and invincibility throughout the entire thing. During it, I'm surrounded with many different Amiibo) [I am one of those people that have more Amiibo than they know what to do with]
Final Smash: PAUSE (I use a TV remote to pause everyone in place. Think of it like the Freeze glitch from Melee, but on everyone. There's 8 seconds before the opponent un-Freezes, and during that time I can hit opponents as much as I like.) [I pause TV a lot to look at the finer details of everything.]

So, that's what I've come up with for myself. What would YOUR moveset be?

(I swear this is not a useless topic)

Gary would be a miture of everything, just with a baseball bat.

lol i was thinking yesterday
I think I would like something between speed, fighting and control of electricity.

ummmm let me think a moveset