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Messages 57 - Boo Boo
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United Kingdom
hi guys welcome to jokes for mkpc and if u want to feel free to post some jokes
Messages 57 - Boo Boo
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United Kingdom
there will be daily jokes the first one

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
thinking2
mario_dead2
Messages 304 - Peach Peach
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Canada
https://media1.tenor.com/m/ezNyA_mun_UAAAAC/yoshi-yoshi-meme.gif
xd9
dragon_face2
genius2
Messages 788 - Mario Mario
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United States
To the person who invented zero - thanks for nothing!
xd7
Messages 461 - Metal Luigi Metal Luigi
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United States
there will be daily jokes the first one

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

That's not a joke.
Messages 788 - Mario Mario
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there will be daily jokes the first one

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

That's not a joke.


ugliest baby
monkey

I mean it's a little brazen but come on. Irony? 🙃
Messages 735 - Mario Mario
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United States
there will be daily jokes the first one

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”


That is not even remotely funny.
Messages 136 - Buzzy Beetle Buzzy Beetle
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battle5000 pts ★ Novice
Liechtenstein
guys it was funny because it was so fucking ass (why so stupid?)
Messages 11456 - King Mario King Mario
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battle6102 pts ★ Racer
France
Jeez, we got it, the joke wasn't that funny. I doubt you guys can do much better though.  🤷‍♂️
tongue1
Messages 4903 - King Mario King Mario
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Algeria
Helloween wrote:
Jeez, we got it, the joke wasn't that funny. I doubt you guys can do much better though.  🤷‍♂️

MMM idk my dad's jokes I always laugh at
Messages 3170 - King Mario King Mario
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Barbados
ima quit mkpc cuz i have some sucking to do is our second daily joke

What did bro say he has to do?
Anyway, Lely is right. Me personally, my jokes are just like my cooking: extremely flat.
thinking3
Messages 735 - Mario Mario
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United States
I have a good one and it is Halloween related. Why did the ghost not finish his homework on time?

Answer here:
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because it went pass the DEADline.
Messages 461 - Metal Luigi Metal Luigi
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United States
I have a Halloween related joke. Why didn't the kids get any candy?

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It was less treat, more trick.
Messages 57 - Boo Boo
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battle5726 pts ★ Novice
United Kingdom
btw the next joke will be an image
Messages 57 - Boo Boo
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United Kingdom
https://postimg.cc/Y45M6T06
Messages 2806 - King Mario King Mario
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battle9486 pts ★ Expert
France
We already have a topic for jokes I believe...

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