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Messages 39 - Koopa Koopa
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Bouvet Island
DK
Messages 20 - Koopa Koopa
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United Kingdom
DONKEY KONG!!! toad
Messages 2595 - King Mario King Mario
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Barbados
I'm sorry, love this idea, but this isn't gonna work. This only works on Youtube where 7000 ppl are online 24/7. Otherwise it takes too long & everybody will ignore it.

Here's the rap.

[Intro]
He-he-here we go!

So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap!
Huh!

[Chorus]
DK
Donkey Kong!

[Verse 1]
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew!
Huh!

[Chorus]
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!
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[Verse 2]
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees!
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong!
Huh!

[Chorus]
DK
Donkey Kong!

[Verse 3]
He has no style, he has no grace
Th-this Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune!
Huh!

[Chorus]
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!
[Verse 4]
He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!
Huh!

[Chorus]
DK
Donkey Kong!
Huh!

[Verse 5]
Finally, he's here for you
It's the last member of the DK crew!
This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny
Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy
Can pick up a boulder with relative ease
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze
He may move slow, he can't jump high
But this Kong's one hell of a guy!

[Skit]
C'mon Cranky, take it to the fridge!
[Outro]
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
Aww yeah!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
Aww yeah!
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Messages 4970 - King Mario King Mario
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Nepal
Wow... that was so beautiful... 😮😮

He just wanted to say "DK" and now the topic is...
Messages 1889 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
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battle5601 pts ★ Novice
United States
I literally started hearing the DK rap in my head
Messages 138 - Buzzy Beetle Buzzy Beetle
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United Kingdom
Chilli3564 wrote:
I literally started hearing the DK rap in my head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiZ3VFCIUy0
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Messages 249 - Toad Toad
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United States
mods suck his dick
xd8
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Messages 71 - Boo Boo
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battle5471 pts ★ Novice
Ireland
mods suck his dick


loki funny af
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Messages 249 - Toad Toad
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United States
pinch his ass, then hit him with a shovel AND DRAG HIM INTO THE BACK OF MY CAR then eat him for dinner with his kids oh wait he doesn't have any
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Messages 2595 - King Mario King Mario
vs55041 pts ★ Titan
battle10628 pts ★ Champion
Barbados
pinch his ass, then hit him with a shovel AND DRAG HIM INTO THE BACK OF MY CAR then eat him for dinner with his kids oh wait he doesn't have any

Hey, she never said anything about pinching anyone in the ass. Stop spreading misinformation about Toy Chica
Messages 71 - Boo Boo
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Ireland
pinch his ass, then hit him with a shovel AND DRAG HIM INTO THE BACK OF MY CAR then eat him for dinner with his kids oh wait he doesn't have any

Hey, she never said anything about pinching anyone in the ass. Stop spreading misinformation about Toy Chica


toy chica is hot af
Messages 2595 - King Mario King Mario
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battle10628 pts ★ Champion
Barbados
pinch his ass, then hit him with a shovel AND DRAG HIM INTO THE BACK OF MY CAR then eat him for dinner with his kids oh wait he doesn't have any

Hey, she never said anything about pinching anyone in the ass. Stop spreading misinformation about Toy Chica


toy chica is hot af

Listen, you wanna lose your dick & your life, go ahead. Fuck the robot.
xd5
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Messages 842 - Mario Mario
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United States
mods suck his dick

I Would Gladly Do That to Someone :3
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Messages 2903 - King Mario King Mario
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United Kingdom
pinch his ass, then hit him with a shovel AND DRAG HIM INTO THE BACK OF MY CAR then eat him for dinner with his kids oh wait he doesn't have any

Hey, she never said anything about pinching anyone in the ass. Stop spreading misinformation about Toy Chica

Wait, where did her beak go?
xd1
Messages 4264 - King Mario King Mario
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France
mods suck his dick

again, that's not because i'm not straight that I should do that 🫠
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Messages 39 - Koopa Koopa
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Bouvet Island
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Messages 2595 - King Mario King Mario
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Barbados
Fiery wrote:
pinch his ass, then hit him with a shovel AND DRAG HIM INTO THE BACK OF MY CAR then eat him for dinner with his kids oh wait he doesn't have any

Hey, she never said anything about pinching anyone in the ass. Stop spreading misinformation about Toy Chica

Wait, where did her beak go?

Stuck in Mr. Fitzgerald's forehead of course!
xd1
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Messages 154 - Bowser Bowser
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Argentina
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DONKEY KONG TIME-
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Messages 249 - Toad Toad
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battle5000 pts ★ Novice
United States
Fiery wrote:
pinch his ass, then hit him with a shovel AND DRAG HIM INTO THE BACK OF MY CAR then eat him for dinner with his kids oh wait he doesn't have any

Hey, she never said anything about pinching anyone in the ass. Stop spreading misinformation about Toy Chica

Wait, where did her beak go?

Stuck in Mr. Fitzgerald's forehead of course!

erm actually its mangle 8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)
google: NO ITS TOY BONNIE YOU PEICE OF SHIT YOUTUBE TWISST HIS DICK THEN FORTNITE DANCE< ON HIS GRAVE
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