[Fanfic] MKPCverse Season 4 ~ Rebirth of a Star [Mature content ?]

Chapter 3 : Forward
Once Lely said that, nobody was able to react. They wanted to answer, but no word was coming out. It was pointless.
Lely : Did somebody die again ??
Nudge : No they... they left.
Lely : They left... as in they just walked off... and did their own thing ?
Nudge : They left permanently ; or at least for an unknown duration.
Lely's jaw dropped, Nudge trying to find the right words so that Lely would not start panicking. That was until his face went from surprise to disappointment.
Lely : I knew this would happen... I tried to get the hospital to keep quiet about my condition so that you wouldn't have to worry for me. It's not your fault and it's not my fault, but the fault of the people who revealed it... not your will, not mine, the will of the people.
Krazey : Aside from all this, how are you so calm ?? You have been trying to grasp onto hope and you were never letting down... what happened ?
Lely : It's a waste of energy to be mad, and whining, and running after the bus. There is an inevitability that I wasn't able to see before ; I do now. Anyways, I'm going to leave, so that the group doesn't shatter, indirectly, because of--
Nudge : No. Please, don't leave.
Lely : You saying this to me ? Unexpected. Also, why ?
Nudge : As much as I hate you, this... was a good thing. All the people who left were people that weren't part of the bond that we had as friends. They all thought about themselves. But in the end, this was a cleanse. Now is the part where we move forward, and you'd be an utter dumbass if you missed it.
Lely : You're... absolutely right. Thank you so much, really.
Nudge : Can you cry now ?
Lely : Yeah, why ?
Nudge : That way I can say that I made you cry in a good way, for probably the only time in my life
While they were talking to each other, the other started to distance themselves, as if they felt like they were butting into a conversation. They started to whisper.
Krazey : Wow ! We actually managed to put them together and not have a full blown out fight between each other. Props guys, we did it !
Princess : True, but I wouldn't have refused some good popcorn
Osc : Well this whole thing kind of affected both of them, and Nudge expresses his cares in his own way.
Pianta : I wasn't mean enough for my liking :/ this thing is making us too sweet, I wish I could just yell at you.

But while they are being cringey, what are the other MKPCians actually up to ?
D4rk : Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler... you're so skibidi, you're so fanum tax... I just wanna be your sigma... freaking come here...
Chilli : Someone's gonna end up reporting you to the police. You literally sound like you are going through a sexual inter--
D4rk : Ew. Pervert. So not giving. Gyatt. Mwah. Slay girlypop.
Chilli :Two things :
1. Please just decide whether you're using Gen Z slang or Gen Alpha slang
2. You are braindead and fatherless
D4rk : Wtf ??? So offensive. NINE ONE ONE PLEASE HELP ME A CRAZY CIVILIAN IS PSYCHOLOGICALLY ASSAULTING ME *inserts karen crying noises*

So D4rk is even dumber when he is released free out in nature ?

Let's take a look at Luq and DPK...
Luq : What is your favorite name ? Wario's Shipyard or Wario's Galleon ?
DPK : Galéon de Wario...
Luq : That's the Spanish name...
Cringeh : Oh that makes sense. Real DPK is dating Daisy in Sarasaland Kingdom. I'm a fan so I decided to cosplay as him.
Luq : Correction : You are a stalker and you used his identity.
Cringeh : That's kind of the same thing no !!!1!!1!!1
Is it a French thing to have your braincells sucked out of your brain whenever you are by yourself or in small groups ?

More hope for the Bri'ish ?
Dietsoda : This is such a beautiful city. I wonder how it looks like when it's burning the bloody hell down with the buildings crumbling down one by one like the dominoes that children play with. It must be awesome.
xrunner : We'll end up in jail... but that is a good plan, brother. However, we should practice on smaller villages first, so that we can truly blow this whole place up.

French people are dumb and Bri'ish people are crazy...
But why am I giving my opinion on this ? I am only the narrator... underpaid btw...
But anyways, let's go back to our small group. They entered a grocery store to buy dinner because the sun was already setting ; Feather by Saprina Carpenter was playing in the background.

Pianta : I want to eat homophobic food
Illu : What is that even supposed to be ?
Pianta : Certainly not the gay food you are ordering right now...
Illu : I didn't know food could be gay and feel attracted to food of the same ingredients. Amazing. And btw, it's kalguksu for your fat ass.
Lely : Noodles from a grocery store ? Doesn't sound that good to me.
Illu : Noodles are good whenever, wherever ! Although those ones taste quite cheap. What are you gonna eat though ?
Lely : I don't know...
Osc : I am here you know
Lely : Bitch wha--
Pianta : See this is what I'm talking about. You can't even think straight in all this load of bullshit.
Lely : Shut up, you bought a cucumber and eggplant salad.
Pianta : I just can't afford more you f--
Lely : I'll lend you money. Buy yourself some warrior beans and choke on them.
Pianta : Thank you f-- very much 😇😇
Fiery : See how happy we are on our own ? We feel as light as feathers now.
Nudge : I can't be happy when Lely and Illu are with me. Physically impossible. Mathematically impossible according to the law of--
Krazey : Hey I'm sorry to interrupt you, but where is the bathroom ?
Nudge : This way and as I was saying--
Illu : Wait I'll go too
Nudge : Feel free to walk away we won't miss you ! Anyways--
Osc : Just realized how full my bladder is. Cya Nudge !
Fiery : Bye as well !

Nudge : ...
Lely crossed his legs, shifting his weight to one side.
Lely : ... Can I--
Nudge : You know what -- Just go.
Lely : Thank you *sprints away*



And there Nudge was.
Nudge : You know what, if you didn't want to hear me, you could have just coughed or asked the time because I frankly doubt that you all had to piss at once--
Cashier in the distance : *coughs* What hour is it ?
Nudge : ... Fuck you.

MKPCverse - Season 4
Chapter 3
The end

Um what was that about eating me

killing people

I mean, if your homies don't piss with you, they aren't your homies, y'know? That's a bro activity right there.

You decided to, thankfully, go away.

this might be a stupid question but will i be in the next episode?

et c'est quand que je reviens

Jamais

@ChocoM1lk not yet

Comment ça jamais

Même pas fichu de comprendre UN mot ?? 😭

Non mais sérieux je refuse de voir mon perso disparaître à jamais après avoir été un fdp envers la dernière personne que j'irais insulter mdrrr

J'en ai rien à faire que tu refuses, je ne t'ai pas demandé ton avis 💀

Okay we get it, Lely loves to play contrarian.

I don't even know what that means but sure

It means you like tropes which are in direct opposition to normal procedure. Essentially, you're obsessed with having Max be against you because he usually isn't. You enjoy making enemies of a friend. Like, you're getting off on it, if that explains it better.

Ah, forget all that, you like making Max evil, just say so.

Nah sorry I am not part of some weird fetishes unlike you seem to be

Your pfp choice leads me to think otherwise