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Messages 211 - Toad Toad
vs5101 pts ★ Novice
battle5000 pts ★ Novice
Brazil
Chic 'N' Stu by System of a Down

Ballgame's in the refrigerator
Door is closed
Lights are out
Butter's gettin' hard
What a splendid pie, pizza-pizza pie
Every minute, every second, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy
What a splendid pie, pizza-pizza pie
Every minute, every second, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy
Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olive, chives
Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olive, chives
Need therapy, therapy, advertising causes
Need therapy, therapy, advertising causes
Need therapy, therapy, advertising causes
Therapy, therapy, advertising causes
What a splendid pie, pizza-pizza pie
Every minute, every second, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy
What a splendid pie, pizza-pizza pie
Every minute, every second, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy
Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olive, chives
Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olive, chives
Need therapy, therapy, advertising causes
Need therapy, therapy, advertising causes
Need therapy, therapy, advertising causes
Therapy, therapy, advertising causes
Therapy, therapy, advertising causes
Therapy, therapy, advertising causes
Well, advertising's got you on the run
Need therapy, therapy, advertising causes
Advertising's got you on the run
Need therapy, therapy, advertising causes
Advertising's got you on the run
Advertising's got you on the run
Advertising's got you on the run
Advertising's got you on the run
Advertising's got you on the run
Advertising's got you on the run
What a splendid pie, pizza-pizza pie
Every minute, every second, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy
What a splendid pie, pizza-pizza pie
Every minute, every second, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy
Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olive, chives
Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olive, chives
Need therapy, therapy, advertising causes
Need therapy, therapy, advertising causes
Need therapy, therapy, advertising causes
Therapy, therapy, advertising causes
Need therapy, therapy, advertising causes
Need therapy, therapy, advertising causes need
Messages 3586 - King Mario King Mario
vs13502 pts ★ Champion
battle5368 pts ★ Novice
United Kingdom

Money Game pt. 2

Strange time we're living in, panic and hysteria
Poor man learn the rich man don't care for ya
Narcissist mindsets spread like malaria
Sit back and watch the show, America!
Britain split through fickle shit
A government of hypocrites
These counterfeit politicians sit
In parliament, not adequate
Needlessly bleeding resources all dry
Turn a blind eye if it means a pay rise
"Oh what a shame it would be I would die"
If Number 10 Downing Street burned in a fire
Only joking, only messing, don't be stressing
I'm a peaceful adolescent, there's no need to be unpleasant
Write my thesis in a rhyme scheme
To analyse the brain
While my fingers on the trigger of a money game
Oh rain, rain, rain, rain
A storm, it comes our way
And those who rise through distorted lies
Poisoning the veins
But we like to point the blame, blame, blame, blame
It's easier to blame
But point the mirror at ourselves
We're all part of this old money game
Money is a game and the ladder we climb
Turns a saint into a sinner with his finger in crime
I'll break it down for you motherfuckers line by line
This is business economics in a nursery rhyme
She sells seashells on a seashore
But the value of these shells will fall
Due to the laws of supply and demand
No one wants to buy shells 'cause there's loads on the sand
Step one, you must create a sense of scarcity
Shells will sell much better if the people think they're rare, you see
Bear with me, take as many shells as you can find and hide 'em
On an island stockpile 'em high until they're rarer than a diamond
Step two, you gotta make the people think that they want 'em
Really want 'em, really fuckin' want 'em, hit 'em like Bronson
Influencers, product placement, featured prime time entertainment
If you haven't got a shell then you're just a fucking wasteman
Three, it's monopoly, invest inside some property
Start a corporation, make a logo, do it properly
"Shells must sell", that will be your new philosophy
Swallow all your morals, they're a poor man's quality
Four, expand, expand, expand
Clear forest, make land, fresh blood on hand
Five, why just shells?
Why limit your self? She sells seashells, sell oil as well!
Six, guns, sell stocks, sell diamonds
Sell rocks, sell water to a fish, sell the time to a clock
Seven, press on the gas, take your foot off the brakes
Run to be the president of the United States
Eight, big smile mate, big wave that's great
Now the truth is overrated, tell lies out the gate
Nine, polarise the people, controversy is the game
It don't matter if they hate you if they all say your name
Ten, the world is yours
Step out on a stage to a round of applause
You're a liar, a cheat, a devil, a whore
And you sell seashells on the seashore
Rain, rain, rain, rain
A storm, it comes our way
And those who rise through distorted lies
Poisoning the veins
But we like to point the blame, blame, blame, blame
It's easier to blame
But point the mirror at ourselves
We're all part of this old money game
Messages 574 - Mario Mario
vs50051 pts ★ Titan
battle12740 pts ★ Champion
United Kingdom
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Messages 1977 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
vs11652 pts ★ Champion
battle6099 pts ★ Racer
Ireland
Savage Daughter ~ Wyndreth Berginsdottir


I am my mother's savage daughter,
The one who runs barefoot
Cursing sharp stones,
I am my mother's savage daughter,
I will not cut my hairs,
I will not lower my voice

My mother's child is a savage,
She looks for her omens
In the colors of stones,
In the faces of cats, in the falling of feathers,
In the dancing of fire
And the curves of old bones

I am my mother's savage daughter,
The one who runs barefoot
Cursing sharp stones,
I am my mother's savage daughter,
I will not cut my hairs,
I will not lower my voice

My mother's child dances in darkness,
She sings heathen songs
By the light of the moon,
And watches the stars, and renames the planets,
And dreams she can reach them
With a song and a broom

I am my mother's savage daughter,
The one who runs barefoot
Cursing sharp stones,
I am my mother's savage daughter,
I will not cut my hairs,
I will not lower my voice

We are all brought forth out of darkness,
Into this world
Through blood and through pain,
And deep in our bones the old songs are waking,
So sing them with voices
Of thunder and rain

We are our mother's savage daughters,
The ones who run barefoot
Cursing sharp stones,
We are our mother's savage daughters,
We will not cut our hairs,
We will not lower our voice

We are our mother's savage daughters,
The ones who run barefoot
Cursing sharp stones,
We are our mother's savage daughters,
We will not cut our hairs,
We will not lower our voice

We are our mother's savage daughters,
The ones who run barefoot
Cursing sharp stones,
We are our mother's savage daughters,
We will not cut our hairs,
We will not lower our voice
Messages 574 - Mario Mario
vs50051 pts ★ Titan
battle12740 pts ★ Champion
United Kingdom
shout out to czech republic for this awesome song that was in eurovision!
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this was so underrated i don't see how it didn't place at least top 3

Messages 10940 - King Mario King Mario
vs35052 pts ★ Legend
battle6102 pts ★ Racer
France
It's 2am, and I'm doing fine
Especially now you are by my side
I just keep thinkin' what you said to me
That without you there will be no me
And my thoughts are screamin' "I am me"
Just take me home to where I want to be
I'm stuck inside my own head
And this feeling's left me broken inside
It's 5pm, and we're driving south
To get away from everything we could live without
You look at me with those beautiful eyes
And now I know you'll never leave my side
And my thoughts are screamin' "I am me"
Just take me home to where I want to be
I'm stuck inside my own head
And this feeling's left me broken inside
And my thoughts are screamin' "I am me"
Just take me home to where I want to be
And I'm stuck inside my own head
And this feeling's left me broken inside
heart1
Messages 1977 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
vs11652 pts ★ Champion
battle6099 pts ★ Racer
Ireland
Invu wrote:
It's 2am, and I'm doing fine
Especially now you are by my side
I just keep thinkin' what you said to me
That without you there will be no me
And my thoughts are screamin' "I am me"
Just take me home to where I want to be
I'm stuck inside my own head
And this feeling's left me broken inside
It's 5pm, and we're driving south
To get away from everything we could live without
You look at me with those beautiful eyes
And now I know you'll never leave my side
And my thoughts are screamin' "I am me"
Just take me home to where I want to be
I'm stuck inside my own head
And this feeling's left me broken inside
And my thoughts are screamin' "I am me"
Just take me home to where I want to be
And I'm stuck inside my own head
And this feeling's left me broken inside

Past Regrets, Future Threats omigosh 💜💙💚
xd2
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Messages 3586 - King Mario King Mario
vs13502 pts ★ Champion
battle5368 pts ★ Novice
United Kingdom
Yeah, she's in love with the concept
As if we're all just how she imagined
'Cause we're in love but just don't know it yet
Well, tell me how I'm supposed to see the magic

'Cause I don't believe in it no more
But I won't tell her
'Cause I always imagined
It's easier if she thinks she won
So Imma' let her

And she said
"I don't think I love you no more."
"You never seem to call me lately"
Girl, I don't think you know me at all
'Cause I never thought I'd have to say this

No, I don't love you, and I never did
Look at us burning down in flames for kicks
But just know
I'm not singing for your XO
I'm just singing 'cause it's over, yeah
(Uhh)

(Yeah)

Came and went like the summertime
Is that a sunset or sunrise?
Looking back like where'd the time go
So much for trying to keep this moving slow
'Cause I don't believe in her no more
But I remember

How we talked shit like we knew what we wanted, and
I still remember what she said

"I don't think I love you no more"
"You never seem to call me lately"
But I don't think she knew me at all
'Cause I never thought I'd have to say this
But I'm no liar
And I never hid anything
You should've seen it coming to this, just know
I'm not singing for an EX though
I'm just singing 'cause it's over

Yeah, Yeah
Messages 1140 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
vs9334 pts ★ Expert
battle5133 pts ★ Novice
Canada
A tall handsome stranger rode into town
With fire in his eyes burning red as sundown
His boots were all dusty, his coat open wide
Six ways of dying hung low on his side
He went in the town hall asking for me
They told him that I was still town deputy
I sent him to prison to pay for his crime
He killed a guard on the Santa Fe line
He spread word around town that my time had come
My notch was already carved on his gun
He's laughin' and braggin' and having his fun
It's all a show for he knows I won't run
That night in silence the town was asleep
I sat by my window and looked down the street
I wished in my heart that he'd just ride away
I hated to face him at sunup that day
I met him at sunup, the crowd gathered 'round
Awaitin' and watchin' for one to go down
He grabbed for his six-gun, tryin' his best
He cursed as my bullet went deep in his chest
He stood there a moment and looked all around
Slowly and lifeless, he fell to the ground
The stranger's my brother, born an outlaw
He must have forgotten I taught him to draw
The whole town was waitin' and I was alone
The blood that I spilled was just like my own
When she hears this story, how mother will cry
Brother 'gainst brother and one had to die
To die, to die
sunglasses2
Messages 534 - Mario Mario
vs60571 pts ★ Titan
battle11219 pts ★ Champion
France
Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby? Let me know
Girl, I'm gonna show you how to do it and we start real slow
You just put your lips together and you come real close
Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby? Here we go
Look, I'm betting you like people
And I'm betting you love freak mode
And I'm betting you like girls
That give love to girls and stroke your little ego
I bet you I'm guilty, your honor (honor)
That's just how we live in my genre (genre)
Who in the hell done paved the road wider
There's only one Flo and one Rida
I'm a damn shame, order more champagne
Pulled a damn hamstring, tryna put it on ya
Bet your lips spin back around corner
Slow it down baby, take a little longer
Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby? Let me know
Girl, I'm gonna show you how to do it and we start real slow
You just put your lips together and you come real close
Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby? Here we go
Whistle, baby, whistle, baby
Whi-whistle, baby, whistle, baby
Whistle, baby, whistle, baby
Whi-whistle, baby, whistle, baby
It's like everywhere I go, my whistle ready to flow
Shorty don't even know, she can get any by the low
Tell me she not a pro, it's okay, it's under control
Show me soprano 'cause, girl, you can handle
Baby, we start slow then you come up and park close
Girl, I'm the whistle man, my Bugatti the same notes
Show me your perfect pitch, you got it, my banjo
Talented with your lips like you blew out a candle
So amusing (amusing)
Now you can make it whistle with the music (music)
Hope you ain't got no issue, you can do it (do it)
Even if it no picture, never lose it (lose it)
Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby? Let me know
Girl, I'm gonna show you how to do it and we start real slow
You just put your lips together and you come real close
Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby? Here we go
Whistle, baby, whistle, baby
Whi-whistle, baby, whistle, baby
Whistle, baby, whistle, baby
Whi-whistle, baby, whistle, baby
Go on, girl, you can twerk it
Let me see your whistle while you work it
I'ma lay it back, don't stop it
'Cause I love it how you drop it, drop it, drop it on me
Now, shorty let that whistle blow, oh-oh-oh
Yeah, baby, make that whistle blow, oh-oh
Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby? Let me know
Girl, I'm gonna show you how to do it and we start real slow
You just put your lips together and you come real close
Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby? Here we go
Can you blow my whistle, baby?
Whistle, baby, whistle, baby
Can you blow my whistle, baby?
Whi-whistle, baby, whistle, baby
Can you blow my whistle, baby?
Whistle, baby, whistle, baby
Can you blow my whistle, baby?
Whi-whistle, baby, whistle, baby
koopa2
dragon_face1
Messages 1977 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
vs11652 pts ★ Champion
battle6099 pts ★ Racer
Ireland
Ich bin Nicht ich ~ Tokio Hotel

Meine augen schaun mich müde an und finden keinen trost
Ich kann mich nich' mehr mit anseh'n - Bin ichlos
Alles was hier mal war - Kann ich nich' mehr in mir finden
Alles weg - Wie im wahn
Seh ich mich immer mehr verschwinden

Ich bin nich' ich wenn du nich' bei mir bist - Bin ich allein
Und das was jetzt noch von mir übrig ist - Will ich nich' sein
Draußen hängt der himmel schief
Und an der wand dein abschiedsbrief
Ich bin nich' ich wenn du nich' bei mir bist - Bin ich allein

Ich weiß nich' mehr, wer ich bin -
Und was noch wichtig ist
Das ist alles irgendwo, wo du bist
Ohne dich durch die nacht -
Ich kann nichts mehr in mir finden
Was hast du mit mir gemacht
Ich seh mich immer mehr verschwinden

Ich bin nich' ich wenn du nich' bei mir bist - Bin ich allein
Und das was jetzt noch von mir übrig ist - Will ich nich' sein
Draußen hängt der himmel schief
Und an der wand dein abschiedsbrief
Ich bin nich' ich wenn du nich' bei mir bist - Will ich nicht mehr sein

Ich lös mich langsam auf
Halt mich nich' mehr aus
Ich krieg dich einfach nich' mehr aus mir raus
Egal wo du bist - Komm und rette mich

Ich bin nich' ich wenn du nicht bei mir bist - Bin ich allein
Und das was jetzt noch von mir übrig ist - Will ich nich' sein
Draußen hängt der himmel schief
Und an der wand dein abschiedsbrief
Ich bin nich' ich wenn du nich' bei mir bist - Will ich nicht mehr sein

Will ich nicht mehr sein
Will ich nicht mehr sein
K
Messages 262 - Toadsworth Toadsworth
vs6803 pts ★ Racer
battle5701 pts ★ Novice
Trinidad and Tobago
48 48 48 States I get it in
48 48 48 States I get it in (n****!)
They call me Mr. Treat your nose
If you really need some.blow.I can get it for the low
(Not continuing lyrics because it has the n word)
koopa1
dragon_face2
Messages 1189 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
vs13740 pts ★ Champion
battle9374 pts ★ Expert
United Kingdom


[FABRICATOR-GENERAL]
Greetings, Custodes, how are you this day?
Have you brought me any cool ancient tech to display?

[CAPTAIN-GENERAL]
No we have not, but to ask you for a favour

[FABRICATOR-GENERAL]
That's all too bad, because I'd like a new shaver

[CAPTAIN-GENERAL]
The Adeptus Mechanicus' ranks you have climbed
Even though you seem to explode all the time
This seems quite suspicious, you have to agree

[FABRICATOR-GENERAL]
That is just my drivers being crappy, see?

[CAPTAIN-GENERAL]
Then how is it you can keep surviving these blasts?
To all the other Techpriests, it badly contrasts
Your sentience it seems to return from the dead
How this could be, you might want unsaid

[FABRICATOR-GENERAL]
You come to my planet with friction and strife?
You somehow believe that I can flee the afterlife?
Please do tell me, fleshling, is this some kind of goof?
I don't reckon that you brought any actual proof?

[CAPTAIN-GENERAL]
It's a favour I seek, not some sort of a brawl
Were it not for my Lord I'd not be here at all
Now, tell me, where is the Proteus Protocol?
Withhold information and we'll be your downfall
[Captain-General falls over]

[FABRICATOR-GENERAL, spoken]
Y-You... You al... You all right..?

[CAPTAIN-GENERAL, spoken]
Sound mate, go on, where's the Proteus Protocol?

[FABRICATOR-GENERAL]
There is no such technology, you must be high

[SHIELD-HOST PROTEUS]
*stomp stomp stomp* You lie!

[CAPTAIN-GENERAL]
It has been confirmed to be in your supply!

[FABRICATOR-GENERAL]
I'm the Mechanicus' Lord! You dare treat me like this?

[LRAK]
Keep dawdling and on your cables we'll piss!
[CAPTAIN-GENERAL]
Where the Protocol is we still haven't heard

[FABRICATOR-GENERAL]
Your claim is absurd, you have no proof I use it!

[HAMMURABI UNFERTH]
How dare you, you colossal mechanical nerd!
He does not need proof, he's the Emperor's Word!
When you go and reject our Emperor's truths
Then, darling, I'm sorry, but out goes your screws!

[FABRICATOR-GENERAL]
I'm the Omnissiah's Voice, and my word is as true!

[HAMMURABI UNFERTH]
Oh really, you think so? Well-*clap clap* Fuck you!
How about we go ahead and call our Emperor?
He's got a text to speech now

[CAPTAIN-GENERAL]
And a fiery temper

[LOCKWARDEN]
Here's an Astropath, why don't we make the call?
We'll check in and see what he thinks of this stall?
[FABRICATOR-GENERAL]
That you have the gall!

[LRAK]
Oh, are you gonna bawl?

[FABRICATOR-GENERAL]
I hate you all

[CAPTAIN-GENERAL]
This is getting banal
Please bring to us the Protocol

[FABRICATOR-GENERAL]
Fine

[CAPTAIN-GENERAL]
Yes!

[SHIELD-HOST PROTEUS]
Victory for the Captain-General!
Messages 10940 - King Mario King Mario
vs35052 pts ★ Legend
battle6102 pts ★ Racer
France
There's no way to say this song's about someone else
Every time you're not in my arms
I start to lose myself
Someone please pass me my shades
Don't let 'em see me down
You have taken over my days
So tonight I'm going out
Yet I'm feeling like
There is no better place than right by your side
I had a little taste
And I'll only spoil the party anyway
'Cause all the girls are looking fine
But you're the only one on my mind
La da dee
La da dee doo
La da dee me
La da dee you
La da dee
La da dee doo
There's only me
There's only you
La da dee
La da dee doo
La da dee me
La da dee you
La da dee
La da dee doo
When you are gone I think of you
All these places packed with people
But your face is all I see
And the music's way too loud
But your voice won't let me be
So many pretty girls around
They're just dressing to impress
But the thought of you alone has got me sweating
I don't know what to say next
I'm feeling like
There is no better place than right by your side
I had a little taste
And I'll only spoil the party anyway
'Cause all the girls are looking fine
But you're the only one on my mind
La da dee
La da dee doo
La da dee me
La da dee you
La da dee
La da dee doo
There's only me
There's only you
La da dee
La da dee doo
La da dee me
La da dee you
La da dee
La da dee doo
When you are gone I think of you
La da dee
La da dee doo
La da dee me
La da dee you
La da dee
La da dee doo
There's only me
There's only you
La da dee
La da dee doo
La da dee me
La da dee you
La da dee
La da dee doo
When you are gone I think of you
I'll pretend the night is so beautiful
Take a photo with the bros
La da dee
La da da doo
They won't see through my disguise
Right here behind my eyes
Replaying in my mind
La dee da yeah
I'm feeling like
There is no better place than right by your side
I had a little taste
And I'll only spoil the party anyway
'Cause all the girls are looking fine
But you're the only one on my mind
La da dee
La da dee doo
La da dee me
La da dee you
La da dee
La da dee doo
There's only me
There's only you
La da dee
La da dee doo
La da dee me
La da dee you
La da dee
La da dee doo
When you are gone I think of you
La da dee
La da dee doo
La da dee me
La da dee you
La da dee
La da dee doo
There's only me
There's only you
La da dee
La da dee doo
La da dee me
La da dee you
La da dee
La da dee doo
When you are gone I think of you
heart1
Messages 935 - Mario Mario
vs5000 pts ★ Novice
battle5000 pts ★ Novice
United States
Me and My Friends Love to Sing Random Parts of This Song for No Reason


SANS, SANS, WAKE UP!
w-what is it, dude?
A HUMAN HAS FALLEN FROM THE SURFACE WORLD!
really? and you got a bone to pick with him?
AH, NO TIME FOR PUNS!!!
come on, that was a real rib tickler, ayy!
UGH, ENOUGH!
alright, here we go again

WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROUND!
 how was the fall?
IF YOU WANNA LOOK AROUND
give us a call
WE DON'T SEE HUMANS OFTEN
we're happy you just dropped in
I'LL BE SO POPULAR, WHEN I SHOW ALL THE MONSTERS WHAT I JUST BROUGHT IN
hey, Papyrus, mind your manners!
CAN IT, SANS, NO TIME FOR BANTER?
excuse my brother, he's a bit eccentric
AND YOU'RE JUST LAZY AND APPATHETIC
call me what you want, I got thick skin
ANOTHER BAD JOKE AND I'M FINISHED WITH HIM!!!
WE ARE MONSTERS, THE AWFULLEST KIND!
to mess with us takes a lot of spine!

We can relate to your determination
Because we monsters have our motivations
Humans betrayed us and left us burnin'
One day, we'll make our way back to the surface
Through all your travels, your sins will follow
Your consequences aren't easy to swallow
Who's the real monster? Now you should know
You've cut this story down to the bone


REALLY, SANS?
what?
THE LAST LINE OF THE CHORUS IS A PUN!!!
yep
YOU IMBECILE! THAT WAS VERY- ...CLEVER
heh, thanks, buddy!

YOU'RE STUCK IN THE UNDERGROUND
thanks to the fall
GOOD LUCK EVER GETTING OUT
prepare to brawl
YOU COULD SHOW MERCY TO US
or turn all of us to dust
IS YOUR HEART FULL OF EVIL? or full of love?

I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, CHALLENGE YOU TO TRY GETTING BY US!
test the human with one of your puzzles!
BRILLIANT, SANS! THAT WILL LEAVE THEM BEFUDDLD
I DARE YOU TO TRY A BITE OF SPAGHETTI!
smells like the creepy pasta's ready
STOP IT, SANS! I'M DONE WITH THE JOKIN'!
sounds like someone's funny bone's broken!

We can relate to your determination
Because we monsters have our motivations
I am the mastermind, he's my accomplice
You're only still alive because I made a promise
You'll lose your mind when you wander for hours
You might even decide to start talkin' to flowers
Who's the real monster? Now you should know
You've cut this story down to the bone

SOME DAY I'LL JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD
WHEN I CATCH THIS CHILD, CAN IT BE THAT HAAARD?
look, if I'm being honest, my brother ain't nothin' but harmless
i know you and all that you want
you'll get a lot more from Sans than a font
the deeper you go, the messier it gets
if I had it my way, you'd already be dead.
kidding, if you couldn't tell, i get so bored, i amuse myself!

DOWN HERE IN THE UNDERGROUND
you're all alone
WE WANTED TO TELL YOU NOW
you're kind of boned
IF YOU SURVIVE THIS PRISON
you will know nihilism
DON'T MESS AROUND WITH MONSTERS
they're scared of tiny children

YOU'VE COME FAR, BUT SOON YOU'LL STUMBLE
WHEN I STUMP YOU WITH SOME JUNIOR JUMBLE!
not so sure you'll get 'em with that
ALAS, I'LL HIT THEM WITH MY SPECIAL ATTACK!
*Womp Womp Wommmm*
LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
you know I got a knack, for the trombone!
ONE MORE PUN, AND I'LL BE DONE.
but ain't two skulls better than one?

We can relate to your determination
Because we monsters have our motivations
You know your story's already been told
We can play again if you sell your soul
I've got my eye on you so you just watch it
I'll find any skeletons inside your closet
Who's the real monster?
Now you should know
You've cut this story down to the bone
Messages 298 - Toadsworth Toadsworth
vs6367 pts ★ Racer
battle5000 pts ★ Novice
United States
Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
But before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
And Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by a Care Bear stare
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown
Angels sang out an immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs
Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight
And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie
And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown
(The ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown
(The ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown
Of ultimate destiny
sunglasses4
xd4
Messages 10940 - King Mario King Mario
vs35052 pts ★ Legend
battle6102 pts ★ Racer
France
48 48 48 States I get it in
48 48 48 States I get it in (n****!)
They call me Mr. Treat your nose
If you really need some.blow.I can get it for the low
(Not continuing lyrics because it has the n word)

Literally everything you listen to has the n word in it...
up2
Messages 10940 - King Mario King Mario
vs35052 pts ★ Legend
battle6102 pts ★ Racer
France
I used to believe
We were burning on the edge of something beautiful
Something beautiful
Selling a dream
Smoke and mirrors keep us waiting on a miracle
On a miracle
Say, go through the darkest of days
Heaven's a heartbreak away
Never let you go, never let me down
Oh, it's been a hell of a ride
Driving the edge of a knife
Never let you go, never let me down
Don't you give up, nah-nah-nah
I won't give up, nah-nah-nah
Let me love you
Let me love you
Don't you give up, nah-nah-nah
I won't give up, nah-nah-nah
Let me love you
Let me love you
(Oh, baby, baby)
Don't fall asleep
At the wheel, we've got a million miles ahead of us
Miles ahead of us
All that we need
Is a rude awakening to know we're good enough (yeah)
Know we're good enough
Say, go through the darkest of days
Heaven's a heartbreak away
Never let you go, never let me down
Oh, it's been a hell of a ride
Driving the edge of a knife
Never let you go, never let me down
Don't you give up, nah-nah-nah
I won't give up, nah-nah-nah
Let me love you
Let me love you
Don't you give up, nah-nah-nah
I won't give up, nah-nah-nah
Let me love you
Let me love you
(Oh, baby, baby)
Whoa
(Girl, never let you go) Wooh
Oh, nah-nah-nah-nah
(Never let you go)
Yeah, yeah (girl, never let you go)
Don't you give up, nah-nah-nah
I won't give up, nah-nah-nah
Let me love you
Let me love you
Don't you give up, nah-nah-nah
I won't give up, nah-nah-nah
Let me love you
Let me love you

#hyuka2016
heart1
Messages 1977 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
vs11652 pts ★ Champion
battle6099 pts ★ Racer
Ireland
Devil's Dance Floor ~ Flogging Molly


Her breath began to speak
As she stood right in front of me
The colour of her eyes
Were the colour of insanity
Crushed beneath her wave
Like a ship, I could not reach the shore
We're all just dancers on the Devil's Dance Floor

Well swing a little more, little more o'er the merry-o
Swing a little more, little more next to me
Swing a little more, little more o'er the merry-o
Swing a little more on the Devil's Dance Floor

Pressed against her face
I could feel her insecurity
Mother'd been a drunk
And her father was obscurity
Nothin' ever came
From a life that was a simple one
Pull yourself together girl
And have a little fun

Well she took me by the hand
I could see she was a fiery one
Her legs ran all the way
Up to heaven and past Avalon
Tell me somethin' girl, what it is you have in store
She said come with me now
On the Devil's Dance Floor

Well swing a little more, little more o'er the merry-o
Swing a little more, little more next to me
Swing a little more, little more o'er the merry-o
Swing a little more on the Devil's Dance Floor
Swing a little more on the Devil's Dance Floor

Swing a little more, little more o'er the merry-o
Swing a little more, little more next to me
Swing a little more little more o'er the merry-o
Swing a little more on the Devil's Dance Floor

The apple now is sweet
Oh much sweeter than it ought to be
Another little bite
I don't think there is much hope for me
The sweat beneath her brow
Travels all the way
An' headin' south
This bleedin' heart's cryin'
'Cause there's no way out

Well swing a little more, little more o'er the merry-o
Swing a little more, little more next to me
Swing a little more little more o'er the merry-o
Swing a little more on the Devil's Dance Floor

Swing a little more, little more o'er the merry-o
Swing a little more, little more next to me
Swing a little more, little more o'er the merry-o
Swing a little more on the Devil's Dance Floor
Swing a little more on the Devil's Dance Floor
Swing a little more on the Devil's Dance Floor
M
Messages 7 - Goomba Goomba
vs6386 pts ★ Racer
battle5000 pts ★ Novice
United States
BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
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