[FANFIC] MKronpa: Truthfully Lying Murders (MATURE CONTENT AND VIOLENCE WARNING)

My honest reaction:
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Case 0, Episode 1, 19:23pm

Lely: Man, what a beautiful day... (Lely is relaxing on a field with his pals taking idyllic photographs of the view of MKPC City, which is surprisingly green and non-polluted for a bustling urban city)
Suika: I know... MKPC City is so peaceful... (Suika strokes one of her pet wolves)
Lely: You never told me you kept wolves, Suika... (A wolf sniffs at Lely's leg and nuzzles up next to him) Awww, they're so cute!
Nudge: Stop fussing over Suika's wolves so much you sensitive idiot, I've got much more important things to do.
Suika: What, like reciting the whole of Hamlet on your own? (Suika and Lely laugh at Nudge behind his back)
Nudge: Whatever. D4rk, wanna help me out with this play I'm performing at Waluigi Pinball soon?
D4rk: Anything to get away from those smelly wolves.
Pixel: Goddamn, have a heart you two, Suika's wolves are adorable... like her...
Nudge: Oh my fucking days, now you're being cringe too.
Pixel: I thought you had 'much more important things to do', am I correct?
D4rk: She's right Nu- (Nudge sucker punches D4rk in the face)
Nudge: No I definitely didn't say that you dumbfuck, now are you gonna help me out or what?
Pixel: (Rolls her eyes) Whatever, I'd rather fuss over a cute little wolf than some old play written in hieroglyphics. (Goes back to fussing Suika's pet wolves)
Lely: Besides, I haven't seen Max around much, or Nodac and Choco for that matter. I'm starting to get worried...
Krazey: They're probably fine, anyway I got under 39 seconds running 3 laps around Mario Circuit 1. Impressive, huh?
Lely: (Shrugs his shoulders) I guess...
Daisanko: Oh, here's Max and Nodac now... But where're Choco and- (Choco falls out of a tree and almost lands on Daisanko's head) AAARRGH! Watch where you're landing...
Choco: Owie wowie... (A transceiver falls out of Choco's back pocket)
Daisanko: Why is there a transceiver in your pocket? Ugh, don't tell me it's got something to do with K again...
K: Nice fucking blowing my cover... (K jumps out of the tree... and lands in a nearby hole) Shit.
Ruri: (Helps K out of the void) Oh shit sorry, I must've conjured that black hole without thinking...
Lely: Wow, what an oddly tumultuous but peaceful day...
Max: (Runs up the hill) I'm back!
Lely: Where did you even go?! We were worried sick!
Nudge: Bold of you to assume I was ever worried.
Pixel: Not everything is about you alone, furball.
Nudge: And can you stop chipping into conversations that have nothing to do with you?
Pixel: (Muttering under her breath) Funny you saying that...
Max: Sorry I was so long, I was just- (A black and white robotic bear appears behind Max) HOLY SHIT- (A laser knocks everyone unconscious) Ugggh... I can't... losing conscience...

Nudge needs help to perform on WP lmao and the way Daisanko got rip bozo'd
Hyped for Episode 2! Every knows that I'm the best player in this fanfic anyways

Yes I'm a watermelon lol

Hey! Hey I've seen this one! I've seen this one this is a classic!

yay i have only one line in this
edit: i don't even have pockets so i guess the sussy device fell out of the chocolate milk in my glass

Yay I'm so irrelevant on MKPC that I have ZERO FUCKING LINES

Please count how many lines are in the episode itself before you cry about having no lines 💀💀💀

😐 it was a joke plus I know I'm probably gonna show up in episode 2

Sussy device??? 😳😳📸😳📸📸

the transciever

Are you attempting to imply that trans people are sus?

I am sus, I do sus things. I wonder what will be my first line. Probably something racist or idk

Case 0, Episode 2, 20:11pm

Suika: Urrrggh... don't tell me I drank too much again- huh?! (Suika looks around her, she's in a gym hall somewhere)
Lely: You okay Suika? You were out for so long, we started to worry...
Nudge: Again, I didn't fucking worry.
Pixel: (Rolls her eyes) If I have to spend another second with Nudge I'll fucking leave.
Nudge: Go ahead then.
Pixel: Watch me. (Pixel walks to the doors and tries to get out but they're barricaded) Oh, you motherfucker.
Daisanko: Wait we can't get out?! Where even are we?!
Krazey: I may be able to explain.
Max: Huh? Is it something to do with that evil robot bear?
Krazey: Yeah, more or less.
D4rk: Well that was fucking anticlimactic.
Suika: Yeah, that solves absolutely nothing at all. Like for example why we fucked off here when we were chilling on a field.
Daisanko: W-wait, what if w-we were k-k-kidnapped...
Nodac: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT YOU NIG-
Max: Don't say that word...
Nodac: Fine. But I still love people.
Max: Oh my god...
Suika: Why the fuck are we dawdling anyway? If I were you I'd be looking for a way out. Cupcake, c'mon we're going for a walk.
Lely: You called your pet wolf Cupcake? Awww, cute...
Nudge: Nobody fucking cares.
Pixel: Ugh, before you say another word I'm going with Suika. (Pixel walks off with Suika)
Nudge: Okay simp, have it your way I guess.
Krazey: They won't get anywhere anyway, I checked all the exits and they're all either barred off or barricaded.
Lely: Shit.
Iam: Can you have a longer line than just 'Shit.', please?
Nudge: Nice fucking breaking the fourth wall.
Suika: Yep, Krazey's right, we had no luck at all. (Cupcake lies down at Suika's feet)
???: YAHOO!
Nodac: HOLY SHIT IT'S THAT BLACK AND WHITE NIG-
Max: STOP SAYING THE FUCKING N-WORD!
Suika: Don't tell me you're behind this fucking mess, Monokuma.
Monokuma: Upupupu! That's right! When yer were all relaxin' on the hill, I sent yer here!
Lely: But why?!
Monokuma: It was in yer contract, yer idiots!
Nudge: Who exactly are you calling idiots? And what contract?
Monokuma: I'm callin' yer an idiot!
Nudge: Rude. (Punches Monokuma)
Suika: NUDGE DON'T-
Monokuma: Like yer one to talk! It's against the rules to harm yer principal!
Nudge: I don't give a fuck.
Monokuma: Usually I'd execute yer for harmin' me but since the game hasn't even fuckin' started I'll let yer off this once!
Max: WHAT GAME?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH US?!
Monokuma: Oh, yer'll see... Anyway! There are 8 dorms in this school, and 16 of yer! That means there'll be two of yer to a dorm! Now since I'm such a nice little bear, I'll let yer pick who yer dormmate will be!
Nudge: D4rk, you're the only reasonable person here, wanna be my roomie?
D4rk: Sure, so long as I'm not around that raving dragon or her girlfriend. (Sneers at Suika and Pixel)
Suika: Ugh, you two are such pretentious woodlice... Pixel, wanna share my dorm?
Pixel: Sure, thanks Suika! (Suika carries Pixel to their dorm)
Kirby64: Iam, you're a fellow Kirby, wanna be roomies?
Iam: Eh sure I guess, I don't even know many people here.
Lely: I feel like I need an aspirin after today... Krazey, wanna be my roomie so you can train in peace?
Krazey: Thanks for the offer I guess, just hope you got a treadmill or something in there.
Max: Lely why didn't you pick me... anyway K, since you're the least insufferable person left, wanna be my roomie?
K: (Clinging to the ceiling) I'm not here, but sure I guess.
Ruri: I don't know who's left that I know won't be such an insufferable wreck... Choco, wanna be my roomie?
Choco: Sure I guess, there's nobody else who I even know well enough...
SYK: Oh mah gawd, this is giving L so bad... Cringeh, if you're a skibidi fanum tax sigma, you'll be my roomie right queen?
Cringeh: I don't get paid enough for this... fine...
Nodac: RAAAAAAAH WHY AM I STUCK WITH THIS CRYBABY?!
Daisanko: Urrrggh, speak for yourself bitch...
Nodac: RAAAAAAAH!
Monokuma: Upupupu... now let the killing games... BEGIN!

Great episode! And i like the bit about clinging to the ceiling lol. One thing tho. I'm probably the only one who cares about this but does every other line have to contain swear words? It's a bit repetitive. Other than that this is starting very well