Ranking every MK8DX track/MK8DX track tier list

Feel free to post your own rankings or tier lists here as well. Also there won't be any explanations bc that would be an extremely long message lol

D
#96: Toad Circuit
#95: Ice Ice Outpost
#94: Sunset Wilds
#93: Mario Kart Stadium
#92: Mario Circuit 3
#91: Mario Circuit (GBA)

C
#90: Water Park
#89: Hyrule Circuit
#88: Animal Crossing
#87: Excitebike Arena
#86: Mario Circuit (Wii U)
#85: Bone Dry Dunes
#84: Sweet Sweet Canyon
#83: Tokyo Blur
#82: Royal Raceway
#81: Yoshi Circuit
#80: Donut Plains 3
#79: Sherbet Land
#78: Paris Promenade
#77: New York Minute
#76: Sherbet Land
#75: Cheep Cheep Beach
#74: Dry Dry Desert
#73: Thwomp Ruins
#72: Neo Bowser City

B
#71: Rock Rock Mountain
#70: Moo Moo Meadows
#69: Daisy Circuit
#68: Mute City
#67: Snow Land
#66: Los Angeles Laps
#65: Music Park
#64: Yoshi's Island
#63: Wild Woods
#62: Choco Mountain
#61: Peach Gardens
#60: Shy Guy Falls
#59: Super Bell Subway
#58: Kalimari Desert
#57: Waluigi Stadium
#56: Rainbow Road (SNES)
#55: Cloudtop Cruise
#54: Toad Harbour
#53: Grumble Volcano
#52: DK Jungle

A
#51: Sky Garden
#50: Amsterdam Drift
#49: Wario Stadium
#48: Rosalina's Ice World
#47: Baby Park
#46: Riverside Park
#45: Tick Tock Clock
#44: Toad's Turnpike
#43: Bangkok Rush
#42: Boo Lake
#41: Rainbow Road (Wii U)
#40: Cheese Land
#39: Dolphin Shoals
#38: Dragon Driftway
#37: Sydney Sprint
#36: Rome Avanti
#35: Mario Circuit (DS)
#34: Merry Mountain
#33: Twisted Mansion
#32: Ribbon Road
#31: Piranha Plant Cove
#30: Daisy Cruiser
#29: London Loop
#28: Wario's Gold Mine
#27: Rainbow Road (N64)
#26: Piranha Plant Slide
#25: Electrodrome
#24: DK Mountain

S
#23: Sunshine Airport
#22: Mushroom Gorge
#21: Squeaky Clean Sprint
#20: Berlin Byways
#19: Moonview Highway
#18: Waluigi Pinball
#17: Big Blue
#16: Coconut Mall
#15: Sky High Sundae
#14: Maple Treeway
#13: Yoshi Valley
#12: Bowser's Castle
#11: Bowser Castle 3
#10: Athens Dash
#9: Mount Wario
#8: Ninja Hideaway
#7: Rainbow Road (3DS)
#6: Vancouver Velocity
#5: Koopa Cape
#4: Madrid Drive
#3: DK Summit
#2: Singapore Speedway
#1: Wii Rainbow Road

What's Boo Lak?

Time for my ranking i guess
Absolutely Rubbish Tier
3DS Toad Circuit

F Tier
Wii Coconut Mall
DS Shroom Ridge
SNES Mario Circuit 3
DS Waluigi Pinball
GBA Snow Land
3DS Alpine Pass
Wii DK Summit
GCN Daisy Cruiser
Wii Rainbow Road

E Tier
Tour Paris Promenade
Ninja Hideaway
Tour Tokyo Blur
N64 Kalimari Desert
Sky High Sundae
DS Peach Gardens
GBA Sunset Wilds

D Tier
N64 Choco Mountain
Tour New York Minute
Wii Mushroom Gorge
Tour London Loop
Merry Mountain
Tour Berlin Byways
Tour Singapore Speedway
Squeaky Clean Sprint
Tour LA Laps
Wii Koopa Cape
Wii Daisy Circuit

C Tier
Tour Sydney Sprint
Wii Maple Treeway
Tour Amsterdam Drift
Yoshi's Island
Tour Bangkok Rush
GCN Waluigi Stadium
Tour Rome Avanti
3DS Rosalina's Ice World

B Tier
GBA Sky Garden
3DS Rainbow Road
DS Mario Circuit
Tour Athens Dash
Wii Moonview Highway
Piranha  Plant Cove
SNES Bowser Castle 3

A Tier
Tour Madrid Drive
GCN DK Mountain

S Tier
GBA Boo Lake
GBA Riverside Park

edit: i know i forgot to rank the base game tracks but that would take way too long so i just ranked the BCP tracks

I Love Every Track. I Love How They Added a Music Player. Every Track is Great. Except the Layout for GBA Sky Garden, GBA Sunset Wilds, GBA Boo Lake, and GBA Riverside Park. I Hate How Nintendo Made The Only Course that Had the Sun Set, Not have the Sun Set. I also don't Like How they Butchered the GBA Tracks and Removed the Glider Ramp on Wii Koopa Cape. Other than that, I Love Everything about Mario Kart 8 and Mario Kart 8 Deluxe.
Despite the fact You can't see what Items the CPU's have on the NS Version. And Some things about the Wii U and NS Version is Bad.

I'm not going to comment on the Koopa Cape glider ramp.

I see how you might dislike the GBA remakes, but they were definitely trying to improve them all. The sunset in Sunset Wilds couldn't come back because of the game's lighting system, and all of the others were a massive step forward imo

First of all, are you obsessed with glider ramps or something? Because every time there's a jump ramp or a speed boost jump ramp, you just want it replaced with a glider ramp for some reason. Second of all, I know every GBA track in the BCP is just a touched up and polished model of the Tour version, but at least they're actually good. Yes, I even do think that BCP GBA Sky Garden is good, and the layout too.

Seriously, he won't shut up about the Koopa Cape glider that skipped half the fun part of the track and completely ruined the experience being cut from 8DX. He also says that MK7's version is better, despite it not having halfpipes. This dude 💀

In my opinion, DK Mountain is underrated in MK8DX. It's really fun to TT and VS race, it looks so much better and is a lot easier to drive.

3: N64 Toad's Turnpike
Now I ain't one to mince words, so I'll just come right out and say it: I wanna have children with Elon Musk! I MEAN who wouldn't wanna bring out a little Elon Junior or Elonita into the world? Raising them up to be geniuses just like their old man? And as for losing my virginity, well, I'd just say I can't think of a more finer way to do it than with Elon by my side, with his charm and charisma, he'd make even the most awkward of moments feel like a scene out of a romance novel! So here's hoping that one day me and Elon can start a family together, and embark on the greatest adventure of all: Parenthood.

I take it back I don't want you to be my child

Mission Success

Classic father-and-son moment!