[FANFIC] MKPC 64 (VIOLENCE WARNING)
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5645 pts ★ NoviceOn 2023-08-28 at 08:02:30
Osc: Who?
Ouchy: You and Nudge, duh.
Osc: Who asked? HAHAHAHAHAHA-
Ouchy: Why you little- (Ouchy manages to keep to himself but remains a tad miffed at Osc's antics)
That is the last time I fall for that.
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On 2023-08-28 at 10:05:04
Do you know an approximate time the first episode will release or are you waiting for more people?
I think I have enough Fighters now, I'll get started on the first Episode shortly, so for now character applications are closed.
Aw crap
On 2023-08-28 at 10:13:55
Am I the only one who finds it funny that every Fighter is within the 5 foot range apart from Croassung (4'
and me (6'1)
PS: The Host doesn't count because he's not a Fighter
and me (6'1)PS: The Host doesn't count because he's not a Fighter
The 5 foot range is the average height of people overall so that might be why... (152-182 cms) if you're taller you're very tall and if you're smaller you're quite small (except if you're a kid) although Nudgy and Oscy could teach you about a different kind of size
True me and Osc are bound to be quite small characters (though our - size are the complete opposite)
I am not within the 5' range because my character (Based on Yoshi) is a 5'4" legend
-Link
True 5'4 totally isn't in the 5' range because it's actually totally 100% in the 4' range because it ends in 4 and not 5' because starting with 5' makes something 100% not part of the 5' range
3On 2023-08-28 at 13:09:40
Am I the only one who finds it funny that every Fighter is within the 5 foot range apart from Croassung (4' and me (6'1)
PS: The Host doesn't count because he's not a Fighter
and me (6'1)PS: The Host doesn't count because he's not a Fighter
The 5 foot range is the average height of people overall so that might be why... (152-182 cms) if you're taller you're very tall and if you're smaller you're quite small (except if you're a kid) although Nudgy and Oscy could teach you about a different kind of size
True me and Osc are bound to be quite small characters (though our - size are the complete opposite)
I am not within the 5' range because my character (Based on Yoshi) is a 5'4" legend
-Link
5'4 is definitively in the 5' range what are you on about 💀
On 2023-08-28 at 13:13:02
Episode 1: Before the Battle
Nudge: (Vlogging) So we finally made it out here, guys. I don't know what the fuck we were thinking or what shit we signed up for, but right now this place is absolute heaven.
Osc: (Also vlogging) Yeah, this place is so cool it makes me wanna fucking explode! You have Dark doing God knows what (probably scrolling through some lousy TikTok feed), Lely chilling and listening to some K-poop (yes Lely, K-pop IS shit, there's no two ways about it) and Watermelon just hogging the fruit bowl as usual-
Watermelon: Oi! Can you two tone it down a little, Ruri was just falling asleep and you woke her up!
Ruri: (Grumpily and lethargically) Yeah, I'm so tired... (She instantly falls back asleep while Watermelon brandishes their long hair and pulls up the hood of their hoodie shortly after, all while fixing their Melon Nunchuku)
Nudge: (Rolling his eyes at Watermelon) Anyway, that's all folks, me and Oscy-woscy are out. (Turns off camcorder)
Ouchy: Uhm guys, this is just Watermelon's house, I don't understand why you're treating it like we're in some video game fantasy land-
Osc: Who?
Ouchy: You and Nudge, duh.
Osc: Who asked? HAHAHAHAHAHA-
Ouchy: Why you little- (Ouchy manages to keep to himself but remains a tad miffed at Osc's antics)
Max: Ugh, there's a knot in my tail... Lely, can you brush this knot out for me?
Lely: (Switches his MP3 player off and places his headphones on the table and grabs a hairbrush) Sure, this should be a cakewalk. (Lely struggles with the knot slightly, but manages to untangle the knot after a short time of pulling and tugging at Max's tail with the brush)
Chilli: High score, let's go! Yo Croassung, wanna play?
Croassung: Uhm, sure I guess... (Croassung picks up a controller and sits on the couch, thumbs on the joysticks)
Waluigor: (Coming downstairs) Oh nice, MKPC Battle! I love this game!
Dietsoda: Well I don't see anything malicious about pixel folk beating each other up on a crystalline display... I'm in. (She picks up a controller too)
SS: Why don't we all have a game? It'd be a whole lot more fun than just a couple of us battling. (Everyone agrees with StarSplizz and picks up a controller)
Watermelon: (Presses start) Whoa, look at all these Fighters- wait a second, these guys look like us... Why don't we pick the fighters that look the most like us? (Everyone agrees with Watermelon's idea and selects their Fighters, yet it was unbeknownst to them all of what was waiting for them beyond the Character Select Screen)
Nudge: My character is literally called 'Nudge'... (Everyone slowly starts to realize that the Fighters not only look familiar, but share the same names, with the only exceptions being Watermelon and Waluigor, whose respective Fighters are named after their aliases)
Ruri: So are we gonna start now?
As soon as Ruri said that, everyone pressed the Start button on their controllers... simultaneously a loud bang erupted from the console's speakers, throwing everyone off the couch, even knocking the couch over which sends it flying into the table. People grasped onto anything they could to avoid being blown away any further, but to no avail. Mysteriously, the bang stopped and reversed, like a broken monitor closing all the open tabs and windows in rapid succession. Everyone was being pulled towards the monitor and fell through it... only to fall in some completely uncharted land. What happened? Why did the 'game' suddenly become corrupted? Where even is anyone? Find out in the next episode of MKPC Battle, coming soon!
Nudge: (Vlogging) So we finally made it out here, guys. I don't know what the fuck we were thinking or what shit we signed up for, but right now this place is absolute heaven.
Osc: (Also vlogging) Yeah, this place is so cool it makes me wanna fucking explode! You have Dark doing God knows what (probably scrolling through some lousy TikTok feed), Lely chilling and listening to some K-poop (yes Lely, K-pop IS shit, there's no two ways about it) and Watermelon just hogging the fruit bowl as usual-
Watermelon: Oi! Can you two tone it down a little, Ruri was just falling asleep and you woke her up!
Ruri: (Grumpily and lethargically) Yeah, I'm so tired... (She instantly falls back asleep while Watermelon brandishes their long hair and pulls up the hood of their hoodie shortly after, all while fixing their Melon Nunchuku)
Nudge: (Rolling his eyes at Watermelon) Anyway, that's all folks, me and Oscy-woscy are out. (Turns off camcorder)
Ouchy: Uhm guys, this is just Watermelon's house, I don't understand why you're treating it like we're in some video game fantasy land-
Osc: Who?
Ouchy: You and Nudge, duh.
Osc: Who asked? HAHAHAHAHAHA-
Ouchy: Why you little- (Ouchy manages to keep to himself but remains a tad miffed at Osc's antics)
Max: Ugh, there's a knot in my tail... Lely, can you brush this knot out for me?
Lely: (Switches his MP3 player off and places his headphones on the table and grabs a hairbrush) Sure, this should be a cakewalk. (Lely struggles with the knot slightly, but manages to untangle the knot after a short time of pulling and tugging at Max's tail with the brush)
Chilli: High score, let's go! Yo Croassung, wanna play?
Croassung: Uhm, sure I guess... (Croassung picks up a controller and sits on the couch, thumbs on the joysticks)
Waluigor: (Coming downstairs) Oh nice, MKPC Battle! I love this game!
Dietsoda: Well I don't see anything malicious about pixel folk beating each other up on a crystalline display... I'm in. (She picks up a controller too)
SS: Why don't we all have a game? It'd be a whole lot more fun than just a couple of us battling. (Everyone agrees with StarSplizz and picks up a controller)
Watermelon: (Presses start) Whoa, look at all these Fighters- wait a second, these guys look like us... Why don't we pick the fighters that look the most like us? (Everyone agrees with Watermelon's idea and selects their Fighters, yet it was unbeknownst to them all of what was waiting for them beyond the Character Select Screen)
Nudge: My character is literally called 'Nudge'... (Everyone slowly starts to realize that the Fighters not only look familiar, but share the same names, with the only exceptions being Watermelon and Waluigor, whose respective Fighters are named after their aliases)
Ruri: So are we gonna start now?
As soon as Ruri said that, everyone pressed the Start button on their controllers... simultaneously a loud bang erupted from the console's speakers, throwing everyone off the couch, even knocking the couch over which sends it flying into the table. People grasped onto anything they could to avoid being blown away any further, but to no avail. Mysteriously, the bang stopped and reversed, like a broken monitor closing all the open tabs and windows in rapid succession. Everyone was being pulled towards the monitor and fell through it... only to fall in some completely uncharted land. What happened? Why did the 'game' suddenly become corrupted? Where even is anyone? Find out in the next episode of MKPC Battle, coming soon!
Um I would like to complain about this chapter. For starters, I'm not in there😭😭😭. Two, why are there like 7 paragraphs? Three, forget everything I just said and I would like to say that this is an awesome episode3On 2023-08-28 at 14:36:28
Anyway, Episode 2 is coming out today and a few more characters (notably xrunner, D4rk and The Host) are going to debut in this episode
On 2023-08-28 at 15:20:03
Anyways that was a great first episode, props
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1On 2023-08-28 at 16:50:55
Anyway, Episode 2 is coming out today and a few more characters (notably xrunner, D4rk and The Host) are going to debut in this episode
I never noticed lol
On 2023-08-28 at 16:53:42
Anyway, Episode 2 is coming out today and a few more characters (notably xrunner, D4rk and The Host) are going to debut in this episode
I can't wait to read about how I
That's what's going to happen right?
I'm definitly
On 2023-08-28 at 18:45:03
Anyway, Episode 2 is coming out today and a few more characters (notably xrunner, D4rk and The Host) are going to debut in this episode
I can't wait to read about how I
That's what's going to happen right?
I'm definitly
No don't worry, you're
On 2023-08-28 at 20:12:53
Hey, I just wanna thank everyone for supporting this fanfic, you lot are the best! 
75On 2023-08-28 at 22:22:51
Be honest do I die early? 
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1On 2023-08-29 at 10:50:26
Be honest, are you just gonna love on Ruri for like 99% of the fanfic
41On 2023-08-29 at 17:07:58
Be honest, are you just gonna love on Ruri for like 99% of the fanfic
HAHAHAHA- AAAAAHAHAHAHA- AAAAHA- no, around as intimate as things get between me and Ruri in the fanfic is us falling asleep on each other's laps, a bit of kissing and that's literally it. In fact, in the Izzyverse this takes place before me and Ruri were a couple so it's just a best friend dynamic but a bit less platonic tbh.
On 2023-08-29 at 18:23:55
Be honest, are you just gonna love on Ruri for like 99% of the fanfic
HAHAHAHA- AAAAAHAHAHAHA- AAAAHA- no, around as intimate as things get between me and Ruri in the fanfic is us falling asleep on each other's laps, a bit of kissing and that's literally it. In fact, in the Izzyverse this takes place before me and Ruri were a couple so it's just a best friend dynamic but a bit less platonic tbh.
*LORE ALERT*
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3On 2023-08-29 at 21:28:03
Episode 2: The Disquieting Gentleman (Don't blame me for the several innuendos, Osc-omb wanted them 
)
SS: (Semi-conscious and lying flat on the sand) Owowowowow...
Watermelon: (Getting up, almost dead from back cramps) Where in the name of living fuck are we?
Ruri: The last thing I remember is that crappy Nintendo 64 literally absorbing all of us- Oh yeah! Is everyone alright? You're not hurt are you?
Nudge: Yes, I'm okay, I almost died and got knocked unconscious, I'm completely fine though.
Osc: But you're fine to suck on my explosive balls right?
Ruri: Oh my-
Lely: Well THAT escalated quickly...
Max: Osc, watch your mouth next time.
Osc: Watch my mouth? Come on, we all have urges.
Ruri: Are you okay? Like, do you GENUINELY have a problem?
Osc: You're one to talk. I know about the DMs.
Ruri: (Falters for a second, then responds completely flushed) W-what DMs?
Watermelon: Holy shit-
Osc: You know what I mean, the ones with Illu. I can leak them right no-
Ruri: You just dare...
Lely: Please don't, I think I'm aware of where this is going and I don't like it. At all.
Watermelon: (To self) Whew, dodged a bullet there...
???: (Pops in out of nowhere) HA-HA-HOW-DIDDILY-HEYYY!
Nudge: Jeez, ANOTHER Monokuma knockoff?!
Max: The hell have we dragged ourselves into?
Watermelon: (Strongly pissed off) Grr, who are you and what do you want with us, midget?!
???: (Twirling around on one leg, uncannily looking like he's going to fall) I... am THE HOST!
Ruri: The... Host? Are we in some kind of gameshow...?
The Host: Ahahaha, oooh no, my little kitten, you're in MY game. (Smiles devilishly)
Watermelon: (Snaps from bottling up too much) AHAHAHAHA, 'LITTLE KITTEN'?! NO WAY DO YOU CALL HER THAT, AND IT'S MY GAME, YOU CLOWN! (Watermelon runs for The Host, attempting to attack him)
Ruri: (Grasps Watermelon's shoulder to prevent them from doing anything hastily) Wait. We don't know what that... thing has up his sleeve. It's best to play it safe.
Chilli: Nuh uh, girl, I'm with Illu on this one, this weird shit can be crushed under my Red Yoshi foot!
Osc: I misheard that as 'Red Yoshi Bu-'
Lely: You say another word and I'm blowing you up.
Osc: Yes, please blow m- (Lely sets Osc's fuse alight) AAAAAAARRRRGGHH! GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT!
Chilli: (Punches The Host to the ground and steps on him) Heh, not so strong now, are you?! Now how do we GET OUT OF HERE, YOU FREAK?!
Croassung: (Notices a thermonuke attached to The Host's back) Chilli, wait! There's a thermo-
The Host: (Eyes flash red) DANGER. DANGER. STARTING SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE. 5.
Croassung: CHILLI GET OFF OF HIM-
The Host: 4.
D4rk: GET OFF! YOU'RE GONNA GET KILLED!
The Host: 3.
Chilli: GO ON, YOU LOUSY FUCKWAD! EXPLODE!
The Host: 2.
Max: Holy shit...
Osc: This is gonna explode harder than me when I'm-
Lely: (Pulls out a lighter) You dare...
Osc: I'M SORRY!
The Host: 1.
xrunner: (Entering from another corner of the island) Yo guys what's-
The Host: 0.
Chilli: Whoops.
xrunner: Uh-oh...
(The Host explodes, blowing Chilli into pieces, sending both his remains and xrunner hurtling into the sea)
Max: What...
Lely: The...
Nudge: Fuck...
Osc: Please do-
Lely: I'LL EXPLODE YOU!
With Chilli dead and the status of xrunner yet to be confirmed, the team somberly went onward to find shelter, meanwhile Lely was still mad at Osc for making an innuendo out of anything and still chased him around. They eventually found solace in a nearby rock hut and spent the night there, traumatized by the death of Chilli. Who is The Host? What is he hiding? What has everyone dragged themselves into by playing this wretched game? What secrets is this fictional world hiding? Find out in the next episode of MKPC Battle, coming soon!
)SS: (Semi-conscious and lying flat on the sand) Owowowowow...
Watermelon: (Getting up, almost dead from back cramps) Where in the name of living fuck are we?
Ruri: The last thing I remember is that crappy Nintendo 64 literally absorbing all of us- Oh yeah! Is everyone alright? You're not hurt are you?
Nudge: Yes, I'm okay, I almost died and got knocked unconscious, I'm completely fine though.
Osc: But you're fine to suck on my explosive balls right?
Ruri: Oh my-
Lely: Well THAT escalated quickly...
Max: Osc, watch your mouth next time.
Osc: Watch my mouth? Come on, we all have urges.
Ruri: Are you okay? Like, do you GENUINELY have a problem?
Osc: You're one to talk. I know about the DMs.
Ruri: (Falters for a second, then responds completely flushed) W-what DMs?
Watermelon: Holy shit-
Osc: You know what I mean, the ones with Illu. I can leak them right no-
Ruri: You just dare...
Lely: Please don't, I think I'm aware of where this is going and I don't like it. At all.
Watermelon: (To self) Whew, dodged a bullet there...
???: (Pops in out of nowhere) HA-HA-HOW-DIDDILY-HEYYY!
Nudge: Jeez, ANOTHER Monokuma knockoff?!
Max: The hell have we dragged ourselves into?
Watermelon: (Strongly pissed off) Grr, who are you and what do you want with us, midget?!
???: (Twirling around on one leg, uncannily looking like he's going to fall) I... am THE HOST!
Ruri: The... Host? Are we in some kind of gameshow...?
The Host: Ahahaha, oooh no, my little kitten, you're in MY game. (Smiles devilishly)
Watermelon: (Snaps from bottling up too much) AHAHAHAHA, 'LITTLE KITTEN'?! NO WAY DO YOU CALL HER THAT, AND IT'S MY GAME, YOU CLOWN! (Watermelon runs for The Host, attempting to attack him)
Ruri: (Grasps Watermelon's shoulder to prevent them from doing anything hastily) Wait. We don't know what that... thing has up his sleeve. It's best to play it safe.
Chilli: Nuh uh, girl, I'm with Illu on this one, this weird shit can be crushed under my Red Yoshi foot!
Osc: I misheard that as 'Red Yoshi Bu-'
Lely: You say another word and I'm blowing you up.
Osc: Yes, please blow m- (Lely sets Osc's fuse alight) AAAAAAARRRRGGHH! GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT!
Chilli: (Punches The Host to the ground and steps on him) Heh, not so strong now, are you?! Now how do we GET OUT OF HERE, YOU FREAK?!
Croassung: (Notices a thermonuke attached to The Host's back) Chilli, wait! There's a thermo-
The Host: (Eyes flash red) DANGER. DANGER. STARTING SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE. 5.
Croassung: CHILLI GET OFF OF HIM-
The Host: 4.
D4rk: GET OFF! YOU'RE GONNA GET KILLED!
The Host: 3.
Chilli: GO ON, YOU LOUSY FUCKWAD! EXPLODE!
The Host: 2.
Max: Holy shit...
Osc: This is gonna explode harder than me when I'm-
Lely: (Pulls out a lighter) You dare...
Osc: I'M SORRY!
The Host: 1.
xrunner: (Entering from another corner of the island) Yo guys what's-
The Host: 0.
Chilli: Whoops.
xrunner: Uh-oh...
(The Host explodes, blowing Chilli into pieces, sending both his remains and xrunner hurtling into the sea)
Max: What...
Lely: The...
Nudge: Fuck...
Osc: Please do-
Lely: I'LL EXPLODE YOU!
With Chilli dead and the status of xrunner yet to be confirmed, the team somberly went onward to find shelter, meanwhile Lely was still mad at Osc for making an innuendo out of anything and still chased him around. They eventually found solace in a nearby rock hut and spent the night there, traumatized by the death of Chilli. Who is The Host? What is he hiding? What has everyone dragged themselves into by playing this wretched game? What secrets is this fictional world hiding? Find out in the next episode of MKPC Battle, coming soon!
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1On 2023-08-29 at 22:56:50
Ring the Pianta alarm, romance has been detected
2On 2023-08-29 at 22:58:27
Ring the Pianta alarm, romance has been detected
Watermelon_Psychoneko
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3On 2023-08-29 at 22:58:31
Ring the Pianta alarm, romance has been detected
OH NO ROMANCE WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!1!1!!111!!!1!!11! 🤣💀🤣🤣💀💀😍🥰😘😭😭😂😅😂💀😭💀🤣😍💀💀🤣
On 2023-08-29 at 22:59:18
Episode 2: The Disquieting Gentleman (Don't blame me for the several innuendos, Osc-omb wanted them )
SS: (Semi-conscious and lying flat on the sand) Owowowowow...
Watermelon: (Getting up, almost dead from back cramps) Where in the name of living fuck are we?
Ruri: The last thing I remember is that crappy Nintendo 64 literally absorbing all of us- Oh yeah! Is everyone alright? You're not hurt are you?
Nudge: Yes, I'm okay, I almost died and got knocked unconscious, I'm completely fine though.
Osc: But you're fine to suck on my explosive balls right?
Ruri: Oh my-
Lely: Well THAT escalated quickly...
Max: Osc, watch your mouth next time.
Osc: Watch my mouth? Come on, we all have urges.
Ruri: Are you okay? Like, do you GENUINELY have a problem?
Osc: You're one to talk. I know about the DMs.
Ruri: (Falters for a second, then responds completely flushed) W-what DMs?
Watermelon: Holy shit-
Osc: You know what I mean, the ones with Illu. I can leak them right no-
Ruri: You just dare...
Lely: Please don't, I think I'm aware of where this is going and I don't like it. At all.
Watermelon: (To self) Whew, dodged a bullet there...
???: (Pops in out of nowhere) HA-HA-HOW-DIDDILY-HEYYY!
Nudge: Jeez, ANOTHER Monokuma knockoff?!
Max: The hell have we dragged ourselves into?
Watermelon: (Strongly pissed off) Grr, who are you and what do you want with us, midget?!
???: (Twirling around on one leg, uncannily looking like he's going to fall) I... am THE HOST!
Ruri: The... Host? Are we in some kind of gameshow...?
The Host: Ahahaha, oooh no, my little kitten, you're in MY game. (Smiles devilishly)
Watermelon: (Snaps from bottling up too much) AHAHAHAHA, 'LITTLE KITTEN'?! NO WAY DO YOU CALL HER THAT, AND IT'S MY GAME, YOU CLOWN! (Watermelon runs for The Host, attempting to attack him)
Ruri: (Grasps Watermelon's shoulder to prevent them from doing anything hastily) Wait. We don't know what that... thing has up his sleeve. It's best to play it safe.
Chilli: Nuh uh, girl, I'm with Illu on this one, this weird shit can be crushed under my Red Yoshi foot!
Osc: I misheard that as 'Red Yoshi Bu-'
Lely: You say another word and I'm blowing you up.
Osc: Yes, please blow m- (Lely sets Osc's fuse alight) AAAAAAARRRRGGHH! GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT!
Chilli: (Punches The Host to the ground and steps on him) Heh, not so strong now, are you?! Now how do we GET OUT OF HERE, YOU FREAK?!
Croassung: (Notices a thermonuke attached to The Host's back) Chilli, wait! There's a thermo-
The Host: (Eyes flash red) DANGER. DANGER. STARTING SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE. 5.
Croassung: CHILLI GET OFF OF HIM-
The Host: 4.
D4rk: GET OFF! YOU'RE GONNA GET KILLED!
The Host: 3.
Chilli: GO ON, YOU LOUSY FUCKWAD! EXPLODE!
The Host: 2.
Max: Holy shit...
Osc: This is gonna explode harder than me when I'm-
Lely: (Pulls out a lighter) You dare...
Osc: I'M SORRY!
The Host: 1.
xrunner: (Entering from another corner of the island) Yo guys what's-
The Host: 0.
Chilli: Whoops.
xrunner: Uh-oh...
(The Host explodes, blowing Chilli into pieces, sending both his remains and xrunner hurtling into the sea)
Max: What...
Lely: The...
Nudge: Fuck...
Osc: Please do-
Lely: I'LL EXPLODE YOU!
With Chilli dead and the status of xrunner yet to be confirmed, the team somberly went onward to find shelter, meanwhile Lely was still mad at Osc for making an innuendo out of anything and still chased him around. They eventually found solace in a nearby rock hut and spent the night there, traumatized by the death of Chilli. Who is The Host? What is he hiding? What has everyone dragged themselves into by playing this wretched game? What secrets is this fictional world hiding? Find out in the next episode of MKPC Battle, coming soon!
)SS: (Semi-conscious and lying flat on the sand) Owowowowow...
Watermelon: (Getting up, almost dead from back cramps) Where in the name of living fuck are we?
Ruri: The last thing I remember is that crappy Nintendo 64 literally absorbing all of us- Oh yeah! Is everyone alright? You're not hurt are you?
Nudge: Yes, I'm okay, I almost died and got knocked unconscious, I'm completely fine though.
Osc: But you're fine to suck on my explosive balls right?
Ruri: Oh my-
Lely: Well THAT escalated quickly...
Max: Osc, watch your mouth next time.
Osc: Watch my mouth? Come on, we all have urges.
Ruri: Are you okay? Like, do you GENUINELY have a problem?
Osc: You're one to talk. I know about the DMs.
Ruri: (Falters for a second, then responds completely flushed) W-what DMs?
Watermelon: Holy shit-
Osc: You know what I mean, the ones with Illu. I can leak them right no-
Ruri: You just dare...
Lely: Please don't, I think I'm aware of where this is going and I don't like it. At all.
Watermelon: (To self) Whew, dodged a bullet there...
???: (Pops in out of nowhere) HA-HA-HOW-DIDDILY-HEYYY!
Nudge: Jeez, ANOTHER Monokuma knockoff?!
Max: The hell have we dragged ourselves into?
Watermelon: (Strongly pissed off) Grr, who are you and what do you want with us, midget?!
???: (Twirling around on one leg, uncannily looking like he's going to fall) I... am THE HOST!
Ruri: The... Host? Are we in some kind of gameshow...?
The Host: Ahahaha, oooh no, my little kitten, you're in MY game. (Smiles devilishly)
Watermelon: (Snaps from bottling up too much) AHAHAHAHA, 'LITTLE KITTEN'?! NO WAY DO YOU CALL HER THAT, AND IT'S MY GAME, YOU CLOWN! (Watermelon runs for The Host, attempting to attack him)
Ruri: (Grasps Watermelon's shoulder to prevent them from doing anything hastily) Wait. We don't know what that... thing has up his sleeve. It's best to play it safe.
Chilli: Nuh uh, girl, I'm with Illu on this one, this weird shit can be crushed under my Red Yoshi foot!
Osc: I misheard that as 'Red Yoshi Bu-'
Lely: You say another word and I'm blowing you up.
Osc: Yes, please blow m- (Lely sets Osc's fuse alight) AAAAAAARRRRGGHH! GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT!
Chilli: (Punches The Host to the ground and steps on him) Heh, not so strong now, are you?! Now how do we GET OUT OF HERE, YOU FREAK?!
Croassung: (Notices a thermonuke attached to The Host's back) Chilli, wait! There's a thermo-
The Host: (Eyes flash red) DANGER. DANGER. STARTING SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE. 5.
Croassung: CHILLI GET OFF OF HIM-
The Host: 4.
D4rk: GET OFF! YOU'RE GONNA GET KILLED!
The Host: 3.
Chilli: GO ON, YOU LOUSY FUCKWAD! EXPLODE!
The Host: 2.
Max: Holy shit...
Osc: This is gonna explode harder than me when I'm-
Lely: (Pulls out a lighter) You dare...
Osc: I'M SORRY!
The Host: 1.
xrunner: (Entering from another corner of the island) Yo guys what's-
The Host: 0.
Chilli: Whoops.
xrunner: Uh-oh...
(The Host explodes, blowing Chilli into pieces, sending both his remains and xrunner hurtling into the sea)
Max: What...
Lely: The...
Nudge: Fuck...
Osc: Please do-
Lely: I'LL EXPLODE YOU!
With Chilli dead and the status of xrunner yet to be confirmed, the team somberly went onward to find shelter, meanwhile Lely was still mad at Osc for making an innuendo out of anything and still chased him around. They eventually found solace in a nearby rock hut and spent the night there, traumatized by the death of Chilli. Who is The Host? What is he hiding? What has everyone dragged themselves into by playing this wretched game? What secrets is this fictional world hiding? Find out in the next episode of MKPC Battle, coming soon!
What if I like being blown up 😳😳😳😳😳
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