Post Short Crazy Stories!!

Here you post random stories that are over the top and wacky. Doesn't have to be real, just go wild.

The Rules:
The base MKPC rules
No stealing other's stories
Have fun
Donate all mortal posetions to paper

Stories!!

Here's how I discovered MKPC: for my 3rd birthday, I wanted to go to the zoo, and so my parents took me to visit the local zoo. At the zoo, there were giraffes, goats, monkeys, and birds. We saw the giraffes, goats, and birds. But when we went to the monkey section, the gorilla cage was empty and one of the panels was gone. I cried and tried to hug where I thought my dad was, but instead of my dad, I accidentally hugged a police guy with so much force that he handcuffed me. As we were going to the car (with me confused and crying the whole way ofc) we saw that my parents' car was gone and the police car had driven off the hill and landed in the extremely muddy stream near the zoo. We went into the stream, and opened the door. A giant rabbit was in the car trying to surprise attack his rivals (if i remember correctly: a lady in a fox costume, and a person who enjoys frequently listening to kpop), but instead knocked the police guy unconscious. Being 2 years old and not understanding violence, I thanked the rabbit and removed the hand cuffs and happily wandered back to the zoo, which had been completely destroyed. I then ran to the nearest amusement park where I hid for 10 years before stealing a computer from the owner of the amusement park and googling "mario kart for computer". The first result was MKPC so I clicked on it.

It was the day I discovered MKPC, I didn't know how to register, until 2 months later, I created myself an account, I was happy, the idea came to me to make an account when I saw that there was no need for an e-mail address, I still had one but hey, it's just that I was hesitating, I went outside afterwards to throw bread to duck (to feed them) , I went to the bakery, I bought the bread, I kept the money for myself and I decided to buy a game with all the money I have, I was very happy, some time later, I went for a walk, because I like the air , and of course it's lie, it didn't go like that, no just I stayed at home •_• (Thank to google translate) (and I don't know why I did this) (bye then)

I existed. The end.

Fin