[Fanfic] MKPCvers3 Season 3 : Light of Hope

Chapter 5 : Darkness Kingdom City (Prologue)
After entering the portal...
Lely : This oddly reminds me of something... i'm getting déjà vu
Nudge : This looks peculiar
Max : Hey, guys...
Nudge : What is it ?
Max : Mind if we look for a bathroom... ?
Nudge : Nah, since I really have to use it too, after all of the grape juice I've had
Lely : Same... hey Siri, where's the nearest bathroom ?
Awkward silence.
Lely : Well that thing stops working at the wrong moment...
Nudge and Max started fidgeting a bit, although Nudge fidgeted a lot as a habit, so they were used. They eventually found one and got into stalls.
But when they got out...
Lely : WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
Fiery : WELL WE SHOULD HAVE FOUND ANOTHER BATHROOM BECAUSE WE ARE ABOUT TO LIVE AN ALIEN INVASION PT2...
D4rk : Shit... we better stay away from that dark matter.
An enormous puddle of dark matter was swirling and swallowing the sinks, the soap containers, the doors. Most of the squad started running towards the door, but at some point..
Lely : AHHHHHHHH!
Lely tripped on the construction's remains, falling into the dark matter and basically disappearing.
Max then yelled but there was no way to get him back. The rest of the squad eventually escaped and started running in the city. Sadly, the sky was extremely dark, with some crimson teints. The squad searched for a safe place to sleep for the night... and that's when they met someone.
??? : Be careful. The sky's been getting darker these days. Legends say a creature has appeared, but we're still unsure about that.
Nudge : Thanks I guess... but... who are you ?
??? : My name ? Well... it's Cinnamon.
To be continued...

(this is a joke) spoiler alert: marionluigi2 joins the others and kills like 2 aliens with his trusty rocket launcher (it would (kinda) make sense if this actually happens on my birthday, but i doubt that happens, but if it does its gonna feel like a surprise birthday gift )

Got a line! Booyah!

You'll get many in the real episode

I genuinely love how MKPCVers3 is just constant 4th wall breaking

At least it's better than the true season 2...

First Minecraft, now Kirby, gotta tick that one off now

Kirby got that diamond armor

Lovin this fanfic! Wish I was here sooner so I would join, but too late now...

Nah, you can join. This is the perfect time if anyone were to join, so just give me the usual info please

Ok here’s all my info...

Name: Atomic

Colour: Crimson

Species: Paratroopa

Personality: I can be quite shy around new people but if once I get to know them, I yearn to protect them, dealing with some crazy emotions, but does whatever possible to help. easily distracted which could be bad...

Abilities: flight, basic attacks

Chapter 5 : Darkness Kingdom City
Disclaimer : not gonna be a plot chapter or a dialogue, its gonna be written like a novel to be more emotional
After entering the portal, most of the squad members had to use the restroom. When they found one and got out, dark matter swallowed the whole content of the room, but Lely accidentally tripped in it, and nobody knows what happens next.
Chaz's house, DKC. District 69
Chaz : Oh yeah. This is my house. I have been living there because some people started hating me as if I was a monster, so I decided to get out of the main world to live here. But it's not great... it's always dark and nothing has improved since the so called Warden has arrived.
Nudge : That is what we are looking for
Chaz : Oh, yeah. Do you want some weed to--
Fiery : Not at all for me, but thanks
Chaz : I was talking about seaweed... however if--
Fiery : It's fine, thanks.
Max : Lely...
Chaz : Ehh. Let me guess, he fell into that dark matter ?
Max : Yes...
Chaz : Oh then we need to fight him. If we proceed to uncurse him without killing him, good news. If we don't...
Max : DO NOT LAY A FINGER ON HIM !!!
VC : Max, we need to be realistic. He might be a danger for anyone on this universe and on the main universe too.
Max then sort of had a breakdown and just went outside. However, Nudge proceeded to bring him back.
Nudge : Listen, we don't need your existential crisises to pop up now. Everyone got manipulated, it's bullshit outside, everything's unsure, and one of our... our... *sigh* friends, might be in danger and a danger too.
Max : ok but what about my mental health
Nudge : Do you think I look happy to be in this mess anyways ? I am as tired as you are, I am just trying to do things for the squad and not always think about me, myself and I like you do
Max : you can't understand
Nudge : As if I didn't have problems myself...
In faraway lands, we talk of Chaz as a peace bringer, and his sole aura stopped the argument. If you look closely, tears could be seen rolling down Nudgy's face.
Max : Are you crying ?
Nudge : Yes. To prove you that I do give a fuck. About you. About Lely, even if he gets on my nerves sometimes. About most of us. About our lives. I just don't like to express it because to me it is a sign of mere weakness. And because I am probably not as sensitive as you two, the lovey dovey birds. If I feel sad or down, I take action. It makes me forget. But sometimes... i just can't--
Nudgy's voice started cracking and the stream of his tears got harder and faster. Max hugged him, which Nudge didn't seem to care about for once. At least Snorlaxes were built like pillows. And then he started to sleep, just like in did in that fiery pipe one year ago.
One by one, the members feel asleep, Chaz putting them on different beds he somehow had stocked. And that was the eleven (or so) teenagers that intended to save the world. Sometimes you need time to breathe and take care of yourself. Especially at this age.
6:00AM
Nudge : Ehhh. Need to pay attention to not wake up the sleeping snorlax thing below me.
Max : 'm already awake...
D4rk : Ah, finally. We have no time to lose---
Lely : Exact. Crew, take them all ! We need all of our Pokemon by tonight.
Crew member 1 : We Will Do As You Say.
A few seconds later, the room was empty, even Chaz was captured. The ship then started flying towards a whirlpool in the sky...
Nudge : SO I SAID I CARE ABOUT HIM AND HE PUTS MFS TO CAPTURE US ? LIFE'S SUCH A BITCH !
D4rk : I mean... what did we expect ?
Noob : I should have stayed in my average home...
Lely : As you see, we already captured one person that tried to play the hero. They failed miserably. And now we are going to corrupt the whole world... to cause mayhem and chaos. Why ? Because it just feels so releasing to let your feelings all out. I have been nice for too long, now's coming my despair arc.
Max : AND WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO HUH? MY BEST FRIEND IS A FUCKING VILLAIN ! MY BRAIN IS GONNA EXPLODE ! WHAT THE HELL !
D4rk : Those mfs are scary when they want to be
Nudge : Yeah, them arguing at full force is... entertaining.
Max : DO I LOOK LIKE I'M ENTERTAINED ? NOO. THEN LET ME LAUGH. HYAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA-
And at this moment, the spark that both him and Lely had in their eyes before it all happened... disappeared.
Jey : WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON !!
Max : Lely was right all along. Make room for my true feelings and who I am truly am.
Lely : Dickeating me won't make us friends, and such unsubtle strategies won't work. You're still a burden. I want independance, get off my fucking shoulder for god's sake.
Max broke down once more when Lely said that, even if he knew Lely didn't mean it. Nudge was boiling.
Nudge : YOU ARE A FUCKING BITCH, A BACKSTABBER, AN ASSHOLE, I SWEAR YOU JUST MAKE ME SICK. THE PICK ME CRYBABY EVERYDAY AND THEN, THE BITCH TRYING TO MAKE US SUFFER. IS ANYTHING THE MATTER, FUCKING LELY ??
Lely : My problem is you and the matter I have touched was salvation.
Lely then hit Nudgy with more strength than usual, just hurting the bunny. What was wrong with him ?
To be continued...

Being a dickrider will not save you - Lely. 2023

Yeah, what happened to you? That line is hella outta place. Is there some forbidden context?

EDIT: I apologize for posting this. I will not press this any further.

Nonono, not a problem at all, it's just that some people are always telling us we are "dickeating" each other, if you don't have the context it's gross, so yep, just a "joke" I guess.

So clearly Lely is taking lessons from Pianta

Pianta currently has other things to do... he's on the verge of dying and has to take action on the people who attacked him