The Daily Mario Kart PC Object Show
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5000 pts ★ NoviceOn 2025-01-25 at 05:01:22
FINALLY, I GET MY CHANCE TO MURDER TUNGSTEN
[B]
also, btw, can you vote for your own characters?
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[MII]
[B]
also, btw, can you vote for your own characters?
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[MII]
Yes. Also I hope you noticed the debutes and side quest of ??? In the bottom of the episode.
On 2025-01-25 at 09:22:17
[B]
fuck you tungsten you killed nonbinary flag like what did they ever do to you
fuck you tungsten you killed nonbinary flag like what did they ever do to you
On 2025-01-25 at 09:45:33
Ugh… Where am I?
*I get up and take a look at my surroundings. I’m in some sort of elimination place. It’s a grey circle in the middle of the ocean. To my left is a town of wooden cabins of sorts. To my right is some woods that give me a sense of unease when I look at it.*
WHERE SHOULD MOUNTAIN GO? (Jellar will not vote here, it’s all up to you and your fellow Mario Kart PCers.)
[1]: The Village.
[2]: The Woods.
[E] (option before game, vote this along with where you want to go): Easy Mode, you get to see where possible deaths are.
Guys I don’t know if you noticed this but there’s a little interactive at the end of the episode. I added it for funzies. Here if you choose the right choices you can possibly get a better ending for everyone before the show ends… These work differently and will be separate posts. The choice ends after 10-35 minutes. Vote now to uncover what [REDACTED] truly is.
On 2025-01-25 at 10:55:18
{CNY}
[1]
[B]
[1]
[B]
On 2025-01-25 at 12:23:27
The action has been chosen:
[1]: Go to the village.
*I get up and start heading to this village. It’s called… Objectia? Makes sense. As I walk to the town square, I see three familiar faces. I saw Nonbianary Flag, my bestie! There was also History Book, who I know keeps track of what happened in our normal lives before… Whatever happened to AVEOS. And one last person: Beef Jerky. He’s been an adventurer for as long as I known. Whoever I talk to first hopefully helps explains what this place is and maybe earns me some sort of way to live here.*
WHO SHOULD MOUNTAIN TALK TO?
[1]: Nonbinary Flag.
[2]: History Book.
[3]: Beef Jerky.
[1]: Go to the village.
*I get up and start heading to this village. It’s called… Objectia? Makes sense. As I walk to the town square, I see three familiar faces. I saw Nonbianary Flag, my bestie! There was also History Book, who I know keeps track of what happened in our normal lives before… Whatever happened to AVEOS. And one last person: Beef Jerky. He’s been an adventurer for as long as I known. Whoever I talk to first hopefully helps explains what this place is and maybe earns me some sort of way to live here.*
WHO SHOULD MOUNTAIN TALK TO?
[1]: Nonbinary Flag.
[2]: History Book.
[3]: Beef Jerky.
On 2025-01-31 at 03:03:50
I don't even wanna guess what would happen to everyone when my character gets angered. Whatever would happen, it would certainly make it a chaotic episode of the MKPC Object show.
On 2025-02-01 at 21:52:11
I don't even wanna guess what would happen to everyone when my character gets angered. Whatever would happen, it would certainly make it a chaotic episode of the MKPC Object show.
Hey uhh buddy oh boy I would’ve recommend actually participating and voting your own character but voting ended so yeah. Maybe I might saved Pikachu Doge for a future show…
On 2025-02-02 at 06:38:38
AVEOS 10a: Under New Management
Warp Pipe: Okay so screw Prize or Die f**k you Tungsten.
Tungsten: Whatever.
Warp Pipe: Have fun with the new record of people voted against you with a whopping 6 votes.
*Tungsten then dies in such a horrible way that he deserved it. I shall not list how.*
Warp Pipe: Now for the next challenge-
Wheely: Uh… Hello?
Warp Pipe: Oh right. Uh soon let’s do the debut.
DEBUT UHH YEAH YEAH YEAH
Warp Pipe: Yeah. So, Luigi, Miibo, Wheely, Pikachu Doge, and Cringey, you had the chance to join the show. Only one of you joined with two votes, aka every vote a person made. The person that definitely did NOT get them was…
Miibo.
Miibo (normal form): *Pikmin nooooooo noise*
*Miibo is then promptly eaten by a Bulborb Amiibo.*
Warp Pipe: this is followed by Wheely, with also no votes.
Wheely: Aw man…
*Wheely is then sent to the scrapyard, where he is shredded apart by a machine.*
Warp Pipe: We’re down to the last three, the next person not joining is Too Late.EXE Luigi.
I Hate You Luigi: WELL, TECHNICALLY NO, BUT ACTUALLY YES. OH WELL, I’LL CONSUME THE VIEWER’S SOUL ANYWAYS.
*IHY Luigi is simply deleted.*
Warp Pipe: So, how are you feeling, PikaDoge and Cringey?
Pikachu Doge: I feel great! I’ve got whatever it takes to win.
Cringey: I WILL WIN I WILL WIN I WILL WIN!!1!
Warp Pipe: Well, the last person with 0 votes is… PikaDoge.
PikaDoge: What…?! Impossible! GRR! THAT’S I-
*Pikachu Doge then turns into a grave, with the tombstone saying “Here lies: a dead meme.”*
Warp Pipe: Welcome, Cringey!
Cringey: THIS IS SUCH A SKIBIDI TOILETS!
*Cringey is teleported to the rest of the contestants.*
Watermelon: …
Plant Pot: Wow, what a clickbait thumbnail-y contestant.
Diana The Dog: Eh… That thing creeps me out.
Black Marker: Wassup Dude.
Warp Pipe: So the next contest is-
Eyeball: Ahem.
Warp Pipe: WHAT!?!
Eyeball: Warp Pipe, I noticed you’re devolving into… Well, madness. I recommend you step down from hosting.
Warp Pipe: And who’s stopping me?
Eyeball: The Viewers.
Warp Pipe: Viewers ain’t gonna do sh*t!
Eyeball: Actually, they will. Plant Pot, read this.
Plant Pot: Okay. So uh… Viewers, vote on whenever you want Warp Pipe to continue his madness or for Eyeball to step up to host to make a difference. Voting ends next weekend.
Warp Pipe: VOTE ME! [A]
Eyeball: Vote me please. I promise to make a difference. [B]
Warp Pipe: Okay so screw Prize or Die f**k you Tungsten.
Tungsten: Whatever.
Warp Pipe: Have fun with the new record of people voted against you with a whopping 6 votes.
*Tungsten then dies in such a horrible way that he deserved it. I shall not list how.*
Warp Pipe: Now for the next challenge-
Wheely: Uh… Hello?
Warp Pipe: Oh right. Uh soon let’s do the debut.
DEBUT UHH YEAH YEAH YEAH
Warp Pipe: Yeah. So, Luigi, Miibo, Wheely, Pikachu Doge, and Cringey, you had the chance to join the show. Only one of you joined with two votes, aka every vote a person made. The person that definitely did NOT get them was…
Miibo.
Miibo (normal form): *Pikmin nooooooo noise*
*Miibo is then promptly eaten by a Bulborb Amiibo.*
Warp Pipe: this is followed by Wheely, with also no votes.
Wheely: Aw man…
*Wheely is then sent to the scrapyard, where he is shredded apart by a machine.*
Warp Pipe: We’re down to the last three, the next person not joining is Too Late.EXE Luigi.
I Hate You Luigi: WELL, TECHNICALLY NO, BUT ACTUALLY YES. OH WELL, I’LL CONSUME THE VIEWER’S SOUL ANYWAYS.
*IHY Luigi is simply deleted.*
Warp Pipe: So, how are you feeling, PikaDoge and Cringey?
Pikachu Doge: I feel great! I’ve got whatever it takes to win.
Cringey: I WILL WIN I WILL WIN I WILL WIN!!1!
Warp Pipe: Well, the last person with 0 votes is… PikaDoge.
PikaDoge: What…?! Impossible! GRR! THAT’S I-
*Pikachu Doge then turns into a grave, with the tombstone saying “Here lies: a dead meme.”*
Warp Pipe: Welcome, Cringey!
Cringey: THIS IS SUCH A SKIBIDI TOILETS!
*Cringey is teleported to the rest of the contestants.*
Watermelon: …
Plant Pot: Wow, what a clickbait thumbnail-y contestant.
Diana The Dog: Eh… That thing creeps me out.
Black Marker: Wassup Dude.
Warp Pipe: So the next contest is-
Eyeball: Ahem.
Warp Pipe: WHAT!?!
Eyeball: Warp Pipe, I noticed you’re devolving into… Well, madness. I recommend you step down from hosting.
Warp Pipe: And who’s stopping me?
Eyeball: The Viewers.
Warp Pipe: Viewers ain’t gonna do sh*t!
Eyeball: Actually, they will. Plant Pot, read this.
Plant Pot: Okay. So uh… Viewers, vote on whenever you want Warp Pipe to continue his madness or for Eyeball to step up to host to make a difference. Voting ends next weekend.
Warp Pipe: VOTE ME! [A]
Eyeball: Vote me please. I promise to make a difference. [B]
On 2025-02-02 at 06:41:00
[B]. Eyeball must save the show. Eyeball must save them. He is the choosen one.
On 2025-02-02 at 18:49:43
Reminder to vote :P
On 2025-02-02 at 20:16:45
tbh, i have ZERO CLUE how Cringey won
2On 2025-02-02 at 21:23:48
{B}
On 2025-02-02 at 21:41:43
tbh, i have ZERO CLUE how Cringey won
It’s mostly part of how no one noticed debuts probably. I voted him just because we do a bit of trolling.
On 2025-02-06 at 01:38:41
Episode 7B is upon us.
P.S. would you guys be interested in a Season 2?
P.S. would you guys be interested in a Season 2?
On 2025-02-08 at 10:25:27
Episode 10b: Under New Management.
Eyeball: and the election has been decided! The host will now be…
EYEBALL.
Warp Pipe: What?! This is rigged!
*Warp Pipe is then crushed by a giant boulder*
Eyeball: How’s that for a taste of your own medicine?
Cringey: THAT WAS SO SIGMA.
Plant Pot: Agreed.
Diana The Dog: So… What now?
Eyeball: Uh… Idea’s anyone?
Cringey: HOW ABOUT THE CHALLENGE BE THIS?
EVERYONE GETS A BANDANA TIED TO THEIR ARM, OR IN DIANA’S AND WATERMELON’S CASE, LEG. THE LAST PERSON WHO HAS THEIR BANDANA IS SAFE, WHILE THE REST ARE UP FOR ELIMINATION.
Eyeball: That’s… An actual good idea! Here’s a bandana for everyone!
*Eyeball gives everyone a bandana. For the armless people: Watermelon and Diana, Black Marker ties them on for them.*
Eyeball: Time starts… Now!
*Cringey starts running towards Watermelon, while Diana is thinking of a plan to steal Black Marker and Plant Pot’s bandana*
Cringey: FEEL MY WALKSPEED OVERRIDE!
*Cringey charges at Watermelon, but misses*
Cringey: NO FAIR!
Meanwhile…
Plant Pot: Cringey seems kinda nice actually.
Black Marker: I dunno. He’s chillax, kinda.
*Diana sneakily steals Plant Pot and Black Marker’s bandana*
Diana the Dog: Gotcha!
Plant Pot: Drats!
Black Marker: Whatevs.
Back with the other two…
*Cringey finally catches Watermelon and takes his bandana*
Cringey: HEHEHEHAAAAAA!
Watermelon: bruh.
Diana: So… Cringey, eh?
Cringey: UGH, NOT YOU…
Diana: No one likes you anyways.
Cringey: WHATEVER, BRO.
*Diana lunges at Cringey, but he dodges and grabber her bandana*
Cringey: I WON!!1!
Eyeball: Viewers! Vote on who you want out! Voting ends next weekend. Remember that you can vote multiple contestants!
Plant Pot: [A]
Black Marker: [B ]
Watermelon: [C]
Diana The Dog: [D]
Brick: Hey guys!
History Book: Oh my tar, what is it Brick?
Brick: Good news, Pipe got the boot!
*cheer*
Mountain: But what about us? Will we be staying in the afterlife?
Brick: Nah dude, I’m pretty sure a recovery center has been ordered.
Beef Jerky: So, we’ll be back soon?
Brick: Yep.
Wooden Stack: …Freedom?
History Book: Ah, so you did read my French to English dictionary, Wooden Stack! Yep, freedom.
TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE 11
Eyeball: and the election has been decided! The host will now be…
EYEBALL.
Warp Pipe: What?! This is rigged!
*Warp Pipe is then crushed by a giant boulder*
Eyeball: How’s that for a taste of your own medicine?
Cringey: THAT WAS SO SIGMA.
Plant Pot: Agreed.
Diana The Dog: So… What now?
Eyeball: Uh… Idea’s anyone?
Cringey: HOW ABOUT THE CHALLENGE BE THIS?
EVERYONE GETS A BANDANA TIED TO THEIR ARM, OR IN DIANA’S AND WATERMELON’S CASE, LEG. THE LAST PERSON WHO HAS THEIR BANDANA IS SAFE, WHILE THE REST ARE UP FOR ELIMINATION.
Eyeball: That’s… An actual good idea! Here’s a bandana for everyone!
*Eyeball gives everyone a bandana. For the armless people: Watermelon and Diana, Black Marker ties them on for them.*
Eyeball: Time starts… Now!
*Cringey starts running towards Watermelon, while Diana is thinking of a plan to steal Black Marker and Plant Pot’s bandana*
Cringey: FEEL MY WALKSPEED OVERRIDE!
*Cringey charges at Watermelon, but misses*
Cringey: NO FAIR!
Meanwhile…
Plant Pot: Cringey seems kinda nice actually.
Black Marker: I dunno. He’s chillax, kinda.
*Diana sneakily steals Plant Pot and Black Marker’s bandana*
Diana the Dog: Gotcha!
Plant Pot: Drats!
Black Marker: Whatevs.
Back with the other two…
*Cringey finally catches Watermelon and takes his bandana*
Cringey: HEHEHEHAAAAAA!
Watermelon: bruh.
Diana: So… Cringey, eh?
Cringey: UGH, NOT YOU…
Diana: No one likes you anyways.
Cringey: WHATEVER, BRO.
*Diana lunges at Cringey, but he dodges and grabber her bandana*
Cringey: I WON!!1!
Eyeball: Viewers! Vote on who you want out! Voting ends next weekend. Remember that you can vote multiple contestants!
Plant Pot: [A]
Black Marker: [B ]
Watermelon: [C]
Diana The Dog: [D]
Brick: Hey guys!
History Book: Oh my tar, what is it Brick?
Brick: Good news, Pipe got the boot!
*cheer*
Mountain: But what about us? Will we be staying in the afterlife?
Brick: Nah dude, I’m pretty sure a recovery center has been ordered.
Beef Jerky: So, we’ll be back soon?
Brick: Yep.
Wooden Stack: …Freedom?
History Book: Ah, so you did read my French to English dictionary, Wooden Stack! Yep, freedom.
TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE 11
On 2025-02-08 at 10:30:22
oh ye also guys season 2 confirmed, however it will be in a different topic. you guys fine with a season 2, right?
On 2025-02-08 at 16:56:52
aw come on, Cringey cant get voted off
if they win, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
if they win, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
On 2025-02-08 at 21:51:55
Episode 10b: Under New Management.
Eyeball: and the election has been decided! The host will now be…
EYEBALL.
Warp Pipe: What?! This is rigged!
*Warp Pipe is then crushed by a giant boulder*
Eyeball: How’s that for a taste of your own medicine?
Cringey: THAT WAS SO SIGMA.
Plant Pot: Agreed.
Diana The Dog: So… What now?
Eyeball: Uh… Idea’s anyone?
Cringey: HOW ABOUT THE CHALLENGE BE THIS?
EVERYONE GETS A BANDANA TIED TO THEIR ARM, OR IN DIANA’S AND WATERMELON’S CASE, LEG. THE LAST PERSON WHO HAS THEIR BANDANA IS SAFE, WHILE THE REST ARE UP FOR ELIMINATION.
Eyeball: That’s… An actual good idea! Here’s a bandana for everyone!
*Eyeball gives everyone a bandana. For the armless people: Watermelon and Diana, Black Marker ties them on for them.*
Eyeball: Time starts… Now!
*Cringey starts running towards Watermelon, while Diana is thinking of a plan to steal Black Marker and Plant Pot’s bandana*
Cringey: FEEL MY WALKSPEED OVERRIDE!
*Cringey charges at Watermelon, but misses*
Cringey: NO FAIR!
Meanwhile…
Plant Pot: Cringey seems kinda nice actually.
Black Marker: I dunno. He’s chillax, kinda.
*Diana sneakily steals Plant Pot and Black Marker’s bandana*
Diana the Dog: Gotcha!
Plant Pot: Drats!
Black Marker: Whatevs.
Back with the other two…
*Cringey finally catches Watermelon and takes his bandana*
Cringey: HEHEHEHAAAAAA!
Watermelon: bruh.
Diana: So… Cringey, eh?
Cringey: UGH, NOT YOU…
Diana: No one likes you anyways.
Cringey: WHATEVER, BRO.
*Diana lunges at Cringey, but he dodges and grabber her bandana*
Cringey: I WON!!1!
Eyeball: Viewers! Vote on who you want out! Voting ends next weekend. Remember that you can vote multiple contestants!
Plant Pot: [A]
Black Marker: [B ]
Watermelon: [C]
Diana The Dog: [D]
Brick: Hey guys!
History Book: Oh my tar, what is it Brick?
Brick: Good news, Pipe got the boot!
*cheer*
Mountain: But what about us? Will we be staying in the afterlife?
Brick: Nah dude, I’m pretty sure a recovery center has been ordered.
Beef Jerky: So, we’ll be back soon?
Brick: Yep.
Wooden Stack: …Freedom?
History Book: Ah, so you did read my French to English dictionary, Wooden Stack! Yep, freedom.
TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE 11
Eyeball: and the election has been decided! The host will now be…
EYEBALL.
Warp Pipe: What?! This is rigged!
*Warp Pipe is then crushed by a giant boulder*
Eyeball: How’s that for a taste of your own medicine?
Cringey: THAT WAS SO SIGMA.
Plant Pot: Agreed.
Diana The Dog: So… What now?
Eyeball: Uh… Idea’s anyone?
Cringey: HOW ABOUT THE CHALLENGE BE THIS?
EVERYONE GETS A BANDANA TIED TO THEIR ARM, OR IN DIANA’S AND WATERMELON’S CASE, LEG. THE LAST PERSON WHO HAS THEIR BANDANA IS SAFE, WHILE THE REST ARE UP FOR ELIMINATION.
Eyeball: That’s… An actual good idea! Here’s a bandana for everyone!
*Eyeball gives everyone a bandana. For the armless people: Watermelon and Diana, Black Marker ties them on for them.*
Eyeball: Time starts… Now!
*Cringey starts running towards Watermelon, while Diana is thinking of a plan to steal Black Marker and Plant Pot’s bandana*
Cringey: FEEL MY WALKSPEED OVERRIDE!
*Cringey charges at Watermelon, but misses*
Cringey: NO FAIR!
Meanwhile…
Plant Pot: Cringey seems kinda nice actually.
Black Marker: I dunno. He’s chillax, kinda.
*Diana sneakily steals Plant Pot and Black Marker’s bandana*
Diana the Dog: Gotcha!
Plant Pot: Drats!
Black Marker: Whatevs.
Back with the other two…
*Cringey finally catches Watermelon and takes his bandana*
Cringey: HEHEHEHAAAAAA!
Watermelon: bruh.
Diana: So… Cringey, eh?
Cringey: UGH, NOT YOU…
Diana: No one likes you anyways.
Cringey: WHATEVER, BRO.
*Diana lunges at Cringey, but he dodges and grabber her bandana*
Cringey: I WON!!1!
Eyeball: Viewers! Vote on who you want out! Voting ends next weekend. Remember that you can vote multiple contestants!
Plant Pot: [A]
Black Marker: [B ]
Watermelon: [C]
Diana The Dog: [D]
Brick: Hey guys!
History Book: Oh my tar, what is it Brick?
Brick: Good news, Pipe got the boot!
*cheer*
Mountain: But what about us? Will we be staying in the afterlife?
Brick: Nah dude, I’m pretty sure a recovery center has been ordered.
Beef Jerky: So, we’ll be back soon?
Brick: Yep.
Wooden Stack: …Freedom?
History Book: Ah, so you did read my French to English dictionary, Wooden Stack! Yep, freedom.
TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE 11
Hehe sneaky time [D]
On 2025-03-02 at 09:39:20
Still extending the deadline :P
On 2025-03-05 at 13:30:12
Show’s cancelled. Plant Pot wins. Goodbye.