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Messages 4659 - King Mario King Mario
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Algeria
Fiery wrote:
I don't believe in human rights *PHONK plays*


Communism was actually pretty tight *phonk*

T-800 FUCKING BALLING
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Messages 4659 - King Mario King Mario
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Algeria
I'm not anti-Japan I'm just very pro-Godzilla
Messages 144 - Buzzy Beetle Buzzy Beetle
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United Kingdom
jmeme125 wrote:
"That's delicous!" - Luigi, from Super Mario Advance

“Okie dokie” Mario, from The Super Mario Franchise


...

Thank you Mario I will make it through the week now
Messages 1407 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
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Puerto Rico
i have found the entire paragraph that Eggman says when slandering Shadow the Hedgehog

"I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. PFFF That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!"
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Messages 1207 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
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United States
i have found the entire paragraph that Eggman says when slandering Shadow the Hedgehog

"I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. PFFF That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!"

I Love This So Much
the Sonic Fandubs Were So Funny
I Call Everything That I Hate a "Bitch-Ass Motherfucker" Because of Eggman Now
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Messages 214 - Toad Toad
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United States
“Strontium 90? Like the radioactive isotope?”
“Yessir!”
*literally burns alive* “æææææ
Messages 149 - Buzzy Beetle Buzzy Beetle
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Germany
Mario100... Mario100... Mario100... WAIT WHAT HE IS BACK :)
Messages 812 - Mario Mario
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Brazil
I once heard in the pool a giy sayng that it is already
midnight and it was time to the fireworks.
It wasn't night.
It wasn't near a festivity.
He also repeated TV comercials catchprases.
But i aways think of thia now.
Messages 1142 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
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United States
Does this count as a revive? Sorry, but I've been thinking about this for a while and keep forgetting to post it.
"It's even better than drugs, Jeremy.
🎵 IT'S FROM JAPAN! 🎵 "
Messages 401 - Metal Luigi Metal Luigi
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United States
"Where am I? Who are you? "

Relatable, me🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯🗣️🗣️🗣️
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Messages 144 - Buzzy Beetle Buzzy Beetle
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United Kingdom
“In bfdia 9, bomby did the flop”
Messages 191 - Bowser Bowser
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Chad
GET OUT OF ME SWAMP!!
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Messages 1992 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
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United Kingdom
is that a faz-shotgun? *gets shot*
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Messages 104 - Buzzy Beetle Buzzy Beetle
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United Kingdom
nah bro, this vest is definitely bullet-proof, it said so on temu!
Messages 191 - Bowser Bowser
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Chad
Josh_ wrote:
nah bro, this vest is definitely bullet-proof, it said so on temu!

josh can you please stop i have 14 notifications because you won't stop messaging me
Messages 1348 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
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United Kingdom
"We'll go together then shall we?"

"This death is ours. We choose it. We deny you your victory."

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSPAajwJUFyJutA5lOj2vQxgH9vPP4w36_QLw&s
Messages 1992 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
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United Kingdom
"Lets see, it's got uhh shampoo, conditioner, body wash and NUCLEAR BOMB?!"
Messages 4659 - King Mario King Mario
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Algeria
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"You are all gonna be deader than Cedric Diggory"
"What the hell?!"
Messages 401 - Metal Luigi Metal Luigi
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United States
"Mario Kart Yoshi Bike" -Illy
Messages 981 - Mario Mario
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Venezuela
”How the fuck did we get to Egypt!?”
    -Hayley Rose as Knuckles
(Sonic Adventure 2 Hero Story Realtime Fandub)

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