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5563 pts ★ NoviceOn 2023-09-16 at 18:54:38
Well I'm not responsible for any of your actions, just expect a heavy lawsuit
On 2023-09-16 at 18:58:43
Everybody pay Xrunner, Illuzhion, Noob, 40Kskool and I or else.
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1On 2023-09-16 at 22:32:43
My Lawyer has advised me to remove the message eabout the Irish. So I'm going to change it to Abtlantis.
1On 2023-09-16 at 22:44:06
Un-pc bioweapons
333
bubonic plague sample; 0.04mg. - $150
Unidentified Covid 19 strand; 0.0254mg. - $3.99
Bionuke (detonate above 0.5km altitude to infect approximately 200 square miles. - $11000
Blight grenades pack of 3 - $7
Warhammer minis, assembly, and painting supplies - various prices
More soon!
Btw @wal68 can I get some of that poison mushroom juice? 💵💶💷
333
bubonic plague sample; 0.04mg. - $150
Unidentified Covid 19 strand; 0.0254mg. - $3.99
Bionuke (detonate above 0.5km altitude to infect approximately 200 square miles. - $11000
Blight grenades pack of 3 - $7
Warhammer minis, assembly, and painting supplies - various prices
More soon!
Btw @wal68 can I get some of that poison mushroom juice? 💵💶💷
Hello, can I have one bionuke please
Comin' up. Here you go.
Everything is satisfactory, I hope? And plz don't blow me up.
On 2023-09-16 at 23:04:05
Noob’s gun store
I will refuse service to feds!
Building location: 07
Sells:
Rifles
-All ak series rifles (semi only)
-M1 Garand
-All AR platform rifles
-ruger 10/22
Shotguns
-Mossberg 590
-Remington 870
-Benelli M4
-DP-12
Handguns
-All Glock series handguns (except the glock 18 )
-Colt SAA
-Sig Sauer p320
-Colt 1911
Ammunition
-7.62x39
-5.45x39
-9mil
-45acp
-5.56
-2.23
-12 gauge buckshot
And all ammunition for the firearms I sell, I’m to lazy to list it all.
Other stuff
-Grenades
-plate carrier
-plate armour
-magazines for all firearms I sell
- clash royale figurines (idk why I sell this)
- gun safety handbook
So…. You’re interested in some more premium wares huh? Maybe something with a fun switch if you know what I mean. Well then click the spolier.
I will refuse service to feds!
Building location: 07
Sells:
Rifles
-All ak series rifles (semi only)
-M1 Garand
-All AR platform rifles
-ruger 10/22
Shotguns
-Mossberg 590
-Remington 870
-Benelli M4
-DP-12
Handguns
-All Glock series handguns (except the glock 18 )
-Colt SAA
-Sig Sauer p320
-Colt 1911
Ammunition
-7.62x39
-5.45x39
-9mil
-45acp
-5.56
-2.23
-12 gauge buckshot
And all ammunition for the firearms I sell, I’m to lazy to list it all.
Other stuff
-Grenades
-plate carrier
-plate armour
-magazines for all firearms I sell
- clash royale figurines (idk why I sell this)
- gun safety handbook
So…. You’re interested in some more premium wares huh? Maybe something with a fun switch if you know what I mean. Well then click the spolier.
Machine guns
-All Ak series rifles (full auto)
-M4A1
-MP5
-MG42
-AA12
-glock 18
And more!
If you’re a fed and you’re reading this I’m truly sorry for what I’m about to do to you but I can’t go back to jail.
-All Ak series rifles (full auto)
-M4A1
-MP5
-MG42
-AA12
-glock 18
And more!
If you’re a fed and you’re reading this I’m truly sorry for what I’m about to do to you but I can’t go back to jail.
Kit for one shooter, please (you know why).
Ak 47 (although an hk mp5 would be nice), Glock 9, grenades, plate carrier, plate armor, ammunition and magazines/firing clips.
Also could you possibly produce an hk416 and a SIG Sauer Tango6T rifle scope?
On 2023-09-16 at 23:20:57
Un-pc bioweapons
333
bubonic plague sample; 0.04mg. - $150
Unidentified Covid 19 strand; 0.0254mg. - $3.99
Bionuke (detonate above 0.5km altitude to infect approximately 200 square miles. - $11000
Blight grenades pack of 3 - $7
Virus bombs - $400 each
Warhammer minis, assembly, and painting supplies - various prices
More soon!
Btw @wal68 can I get some of that poison mushroom juice? 💵💶💷
333
bubonic plague sample; 0.04mg. - $150
Unidentified Covid 19 strand; 0.0254mg. - $3.99
Bionuke (detonate above 0.5km altitude to infect approximately 200 square miles. - $11000
Blight grenades pack of 3 - $7
Virus bombs - $400 each
Warhammer minis, assembly, and painting supplies - various prices
More soon!
Btw @wal68 can I get some of that poison mushroom juice? 💵💶💷
i'll have two bionukes, one virus bomb and five blight grenades because i want to destroy Mars
1On 2023-09-17 at 01:43:14
Teon's toy shop:
Building Number: 5072
Sells:
Teddy Bear 2:99
Pack of 6 Wooden Block 4:99
Somari Action Figure 1:99
Mystery Toy Car 1:99
Cheap (possible possessed) Dvd 0:01
Any Switch Game 69:99
ARAN IS BANED FROM THIS SHOP
Teon's Toy Shop is not responsiblefor any injuries, deaths, kidnappings, or the Antlantic. If you are reading this Aran, fuck you.
Building Number: 5072
Sells:
Teddy Bear 2:99
Pack of 6 Wooden Block 4:99
Somari Action Figure 1:99
Mystery Toy Car 1:99
Cheap (possible possessed) Dvd 0:01
Any Switch Game 69:99
ARAN IS BANED FROM THIS SHOP
Teon's Toy Shop is not responsiblefor any injuries, deaths, kidnappings, or the Antlantic. If you are reading this Aran, fuck you.
Update: Aran has been spotted again! I will edit this message when I can get the camera footage.
Edit:
He does look like a big blue express engine, but he is a diffirent person, mabey that's why he makes his robbery attemps so obvious, he might be trying to frame the Blue engine
On 2023-09-17 at 05:39:53
Noob’s gun store
I will refuse service to feds!
Building location: 07
Sells:
Rifles
-All ak series rifles (semi only)
-M1 Garand
-All AR platform rifles
-ruger 10/22
Shotguns
-Mossberg 590
-Remington 870
-Benelli M4
-DP-12
Handguns
-All Glock series handguns (except the glock 18 )
-Colt SAA
-Sig Sauer p320
-Colt 1911
Ammunition
-7.62x39
-5.45x39
-9mil
-45acp
-5.56
-2.23
-12 gauge buckshot
And all ammunition for the firearms I sell, I’m to lazy to list it all.
Other stuff
-Grenades
-plate carrier
-plate armour
-magazines for all firearms I sell
- clash royale figurines (idk why I sell this)
- gun safety handbook
So…. You’re interested in some more premium wares huh? Maybe something with a fun switch if you know what I mean. Well then click the spolier.
I will refuse service to feds!
Building location: 07
Sells:
Rifles
-All ak series rifles (semi only)
-M1 Garand
-All AR platform rifles
-ruger 10/22
Shotguns
-Mossberg 590
-Remington 870
-Benelli M4
-DP-12
Handguns
-All Glock series handguns (except the glock 18 )
-Colt SAA
-Sig Sauer p320
-Colt 1911
Ammunition
-7.62x39
-5.45x39
-9mil
-45acp
-5.56
-2.23
-12 gauge buckshot
And all ammunition for the firearms I sell, I’m to lazy to list it all.
Other stuff
-Grenades
-plate carrier
-plate armour
-magazines for all firearms I sell
- clash royale figurines (idk why I sell this)
- gun safety handbook
So…. You’re interested in some more premium wares huh? Maybe something with a fun switch if you know what I mean. Well then click the spolier.
Machine guns
-All Ak series rifles (full auto)
-M4A1
-MP5
-MG42
-AA12
-glock 18
And more!
If you’re a fed and you’re reading this I’m truly sorry for what I’m about to do to you but I can’t go back to jail.
-All Ak series rifles (full auto)
-M4A1
-MP5
-MG42
-AA12
-glock 18
And more!
If you’re a fed and you’re reading this I’m truly sorry for what I’m about to do to you but I can’t go back to jail.
Kit for one shooter, please (you know why).
Ak 47 (although an hk mp5 would be nice), Glock 9, grenades, plate carrier, plate armor, ammunition and magazines/firing clips.
Also could you possibly produce an hk416 and a SIG Sauer Tango6T rifle scope?
All right here’s an Ak, Glock-19, grenades, plate carrier, plate armour, ammo and mags.
Oh and here’s the MP5 and HK416 (I have it since I got all AR platform rifles, although the 416 might not be a AR varient because it has a short stroke piston from the G36 family but idk I’m not that smart) I’m pretty that’s one of the last MP5’s I got left since HK doesn’t like supporting the civilian market, so they’re more hard to come by. Oh I almost forgot about the scope. I had one in the back, here you go. Enjoy your purchase!
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1On 2023-09-17 at 11:12:08
Teon's toy shop:
Building Number: 5072
Sells:
Teddy Bear 2:99
Pack of 6 Wooden Block 4:99
Somari Action Figure 1:99
Mystery Toy Car 1:99
Cheap (possible possessed) Dvd 0:01
Any Switch Game 69:99
ARAN IS BANED FROM THIS SHOP
Teon's Toy Shop is not responsiblefor any injuries, deaths, kidnappings, or the Antlantic. If you are reading this Aran, fuck you.
Building Number: 5072
Sells:
Teddy Bear 2:99
Pack of 6 Wooden Block 4:99
Somari Action Figure 1:99
Mystery Toy Car 1:99
Cheap (possible possessed) Dvd 0:01
Any Switch Game 69:99
ARAN IS BANED FROM THIS SHOP
Teon's Toy Shop is not responsiblefor any injuries, deaths, kidnappings, or the Antlantic. If you are reading this Aran, fuck you.
Update: Aran has been spotted again! I will edit this message when I can get the camera footage.
Edit:
He does look like a big blue express engine, but he is a diffirent person, mabey that's why he makes his robbery attemps so obvious, he might be trying to frame the Blue engine
Just go inside of it and plant a C4 explosive
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2On 2023-09-17 at 11:16:13
Teon's toy shop:
Building Number: 5072
Sells:
Teddy Bear 2:99
Pack of 6 Wooden Block 4:99
Somari Action Figure 1:99
Mystery Toy Car 1:99
Cheap (possible possessed) Dvd 0:01
Any Switch Game 69:99
ARAN IS BANED FROM THIS SHOP
Teon's Toy Shop is not responsiblefor any injuries, deaths, kidnappings, or the Antlantic. If you are reading this Aran, fuck you.
Building Number: 5072
Sells:
Teddy Bear 2:99
Pack of 6 Wooden Block 4:99
Somari Action Figure 1:99
Mystery Toy Car 1:99
Cheap (possible possessed) Dvd 0:01
Any Switch Game 69:99
ARAN IS BANED FROM THIS SHOP
Teon's Toy Shop is not responsiblefor any injuries, deaths, kidnappings, or the Antlantic. If you are reading this Aran, fuck you.
Update: Aran has been spotted again! I will edit this message when I can get the camera footage.
Edit:
He does look like a big blue express engine, but he is a diffirent person, mabey that's why he makes his robbery attemps so obvious, he might be trying to frame the Blue engine
Just go inside of it and plant a C4 explosive
.For real though, it's just a train with a Kabuki mask-like face
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On 2023-09-17 at 12:18:39
NudgyWarpPipes:
£9.99 Warp Pipes
£8.99 Slow Pipes
£10.99 Fast Pipes
£11.99 Insta Pipes
£11.99 Heat Pipes
£11.99 Cooler Pipes
£9.99 Warp Pipes
£8.99 Slow Pipes
£10.99 Fast Pipes
£11.99 Insta Pipes
£11.99 Heat Pipes
£11.99 Cooler Pipes
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11On 2023-09-17 at 15:11:29
Noob’s gun store
I will refuse service to feds!
Building location: 07
Sells:
Rifles
-All ak series rifles (semi only)
-M1 Garand
-All AR platform rifles
-ruger 10/22
Shotguns
-Mossberg 590
-Remington 870
-Benelli M4
-DP-12
Handguns
-All Glock series handguns (except the glock 18 )
-Colt SAA
-Sig Sauer p320
-Colt 1911
Ammunition
-7.62x39
-5.45x39
-9mil
-45acp
-5.56
-2.23
-12 gauge buckshot
And all ammunition for the firearms I sell, I’m to lazy to list it all.
Other stuff
-Grenades
-plate carrier
-plate armour
-magazines for all firearms I sell
- clash royale figurines (idk why I sell this)
- gun safety handbook
So…. You’re interested in some more premium wares huh? Maybe something with a fun switch if you know what I mean. Well then click the spolier.
I will refuse service to feds!
Building location: 07
Sells:
Rifles
-All ak series rifles (semi only)
-M1 Garand
-All AR platform rifles
-ruger 10/22
Shotguns
-Mossberg 590
-Remington 870
-Benelli M4
-DP-12
Handguns
-All Glock series handguns (except the glock 18 )
-Colt SAA
-Sig Sauer p320
-Colt 1911
Ammunition
-7.62x39
-5.45x39
-9mil
-45acp
-5.56
-2.23
-12 gauge buckshot
And all ammunition for the firearms I sell, I’m to lazy to list it all.
Other stuff
-Grenades
-plate carrier
-plate armour
-magazines for all firearms I sell
- clash royale figurines (idk why I sell this)
- gun safety handbook
So…. You’re interested in some more premium wares huh? Maybe something with a fun switch if you know what I mean. Well then click the spolier.
Machine guns
-All Ak series rifles (full auto)
-M4A1
-MP5
-MG42
-AA12
-glock 18
And more!
If you’re a fed and you’re reading this I’m truly sorry for what I’m about to do to you but I can’t go back to jail.
-All Ak series rifles (full auto)
-M4A1
-MP5
-MG42
-AA12
-glock 18
And more!
If you’re a fed and you’re reading this I’m truly sorry for what I’m about to do to you but I can’t go back to jail.
Do you have any kevlar vests? Just in case anyone who doesn't pay up tries to fight back.
On 2023-09-17 at 17:56:12
Noob’s gun store
I will refuse service to feds!
Building location: 07
Sells:
Rifles
-All ak series rifles (semi only)
-M1 Garand
-All AR platform rifles
-ruger 10/22
Shotguns
-Mossberg 590
-Remington 870
-Benelli M4
-DP-12
Handguns
-All Glock series handguns (except the glock 18 )
-Colt SAA
-Sig Sauer p320
-Colt 1911
Ammunition
-7.62x39
-5.45x39
-9mil
-45acp
-5.56
-2.23
-12 gauge buckshot
And all ammunition for the firearms I sell, I’m to lazy to list it all.
Other stuff
-Grenades
-plate carrier
-plate armour
-magazines for all firearms I sell
- clash royale figurines (idk why I sell this)
- gun safety handbook
So…. You’re interested in some more premium wares huh? Maybe something with a fun switch if you know what I mean. Well then click the spolier.
I will refuse service to feds!
Building location: 07
Sells:
Rifles
-All ak series rifles (semi only)
-M1 Garand
-All AR platform rifles
-ruger 10/22
Shotguns
-Mossberg 590
-Remington 870
-Benelli M4
-DP-12
Handguns
-All Glock series handguns (except the glock 18 )
-Colt SAA
-Sig Sauer p320
-Colt 1911
Ammunition
-7.62x39
-5.45x39
-9mil
-45acp
-5.56
-2.23
-12 gauge buckshot
And all ammunition for the firearms I sell, I’m to lazy to list it all.
Other stuff
-Grenades
-plate carrier
-plate armour
-magazines for all firearms I sell
- clash royale figurines (idk why I sell this)
- gun safety handbook
So…. You’re interested in some more premium wares huh? Maybe something with a fun switch if you know what I mean. Well then click the spolier.
Machine guns
-All Ak series rifles (full auto)
-M4A1
-MP5
-MG42
-AA12
-glock 18
And more!
If you’re a fed and you’re reading this I’m truly sorry for what I’m about to do to you but I can’t go back to jail.
-All Ak series rifles (full auto)
-M4A1
-MP5
-MG42
-AA12
-glock 18
And more!
If you’re a fed and you’re reading this I’m truly sorry for what I’m about to do to you but I can’t go back to jail.
Do you have any kevlar vests? Just in case anyone who doesn't pay up tries to fight back.
Yes I have some, here it is!
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