mkpc: retail edition
On 2023-09-16 at 17:40:02
Building Number: 5072
Sells:
Teddy Bear 2:99
Pack of 6 Wooden Block 4:99
Somari Action Figure 1:99
Mystery Toy Car 1:99
Cheap (possible possessed) Dvd 0:01
Any Switch Game 69:99
ARAN IS BANED FROM THIS SHOP
Teon's Toy Shop is not responsiblefor any injuries, deaths, kidnappings, or the Irish. If you are reading this Aran, fuck you.
Hey, Irishwoman here, can I burn down your shop?
Ich helfe Ihnen, Brandstiftung zu begehen
Seien Sie vorsichtig, Teon, denn Ihr Geschäft wird in Flammen aufgehen 🔥😎🔥🔥😈😎🔥
Good thing I bought bombs last night
Good thing I know a Sygyl that aborts that exact operation... then replays it right in front of your face Never underestimate an Irishwoman, bitches
On 2023-09-16 at 17:54:13
Building Number: 5072
Sells:
Teddy Bear 2:99
Pack of 6 Wooden Block 4:99
Somari Action Figure 1:99
Mystery Toy Car 1:99
Cheap (possible possessed) Dvd 0:01
Any Switch Game 69:99
ARAN IS BANED FROM THIS SHOP
Teon's Toy Shop is not responsiblefor any injuries, deaths, kidnappings, or the Irish. If you are reading this Aran, fuck you.
Hey, Irishwoman here, can I burn down your shop?
Ich helfe Ihnen, Brandstiftung zu begehen
Seien Sie vorsichtig, Teon, denn Ihr Geschäft wird in Flammen aufgehen 🔥😎🔥🔥😈😎🔥
Good thing I bought bombs last night
Good thing I know a Sygyl that aborts that exact operation... then replays it right in front of your face Never underestimate an Irishwoman, bitches
Good thing I'm having some of those Dvds delivered to your exact location right now Also a good thing that I have killer robots in the back that I could not sell
On 2023-09-16 at 18:44:52
Building Number: 5072
Sells:
Teddy Bear 2:99
Pack of 6 Wooden Block 4:99
Somari Action Figure 1:99
Mystery Toy Car 1:99
Cheap (possible possessed) Dvd 0:01
Any Switch Game 69:99
ARAN IS BANED FROM THIS SHOP
Teon's Toy Shop is not responsiblefor any injuries, deaths, kidnappings, or the Irish. If you are reading this Aran, fuck you.
Hey, Irishwoman here, can I burn down your shop?
Ich helfe Ihnen, Brandstiftung zu begehen
Seien Sie vorsichtig, Teon, denn Ihr Geschäft wird in Flammen aufgehen 🔥😎🔥🔥😈😎🔥
Good thing I bought bombs last night
Good thing I know a Sygyl that aborts that exact operation... then replays it right in front of your face Never underestimate an Irishwoman, bitches
Good thing I'm having some of those Dvds delivered to your exact location right now Also a good thing that I have killer robots in the back that I could not sell
Teon I can activate those bombs myself at any time, and you have them right now. Choose your fucking actions carefully!
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On 2023-09-16 at 18:53:56
333
bubonic plague sample; 0.04mg. - $150
Unidentified Covid 19 strand; 0.0254mg. - $3.99
Bionuke (detonate above 0.5km altitude to infect approximately 200 square miles. - $11000
Blight grenades pack of 3 - $7
Warhammer minis, assembly, and painting supplies - various prices
More soon!
Btw @wal68 can I get some of that poison mushroom juice? 💵💶💷
Hello, can I have one bionuke please
On 2023-09-16 at 18:54:38
Well I'm not responsible for any of your actions, just expect a heavy lawsuit
On 2023-09-16 at 18:58:43
Everybody pay Xrunner, Illuzhion, Noob, 40Kskool and I or else.
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On 2023-09-16 at 22:32:43
My Lawyer has advised me to remove the message eabout the Irish. So I'm going to change it to Abtlantis.
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On 2023-09-16 at 22:44:06
333
bubonic plague sample; 0.04mg. - $150
Unidentified Covid 19 strand; 0.0254mg. - $3.99
Bionuke (detonate above 0.5km altitude to infect approximately 200 square miles. - $11000
Blight grenades pack of 3 - $7
Warhammer minis, assembly, and painting supplies - various prices
More soon!
Btw @wal68 can I get some of that poison mushroom juice? 💵💶💷
Hello, can I have one bionuke please
Comin' up. Here you go.
Everything is satisfactory, I hope? And plz don't blow me up.
On 2023-09-16 at 23:04:05
I will refuse service to feds!
Building location: 07
Sells:
Rifles
-All ak series rifles (semi only)
-M1 Garand
-All AR platform rifles
-ruger 10/22
Shotguns
-Mossberg 590
-Remington 870
-Benelli M4
-DP-12
Handguns
-All Glock series handguns (except the glock 18 )
-Colt SAA
-Sig Sauer p320
-Colt 1911
Ammunition
-7.62x39
-5.45x39
-9mil
-45acp
-5.56
-2.23
-12 gauge buckshot
And all ammunition for the firearms I sell, I’m to lazy to list it all.
Other stuff
-Grenades
-plate carrier
-plate armour
-magazines for all firearms I sell
- clash royale figurines (idk why I sell this)
- gun safety handbook
So…. You’re interested in some more premium wares huh? Maybe something with a fun switch if you know what I mean. Well then click the spolier.
Machine guns
-All Ak series rifles (full auto)
-M4A1
-MP5
-MG42
-AA12
-glock 18
And more!
If you’re a fed and you’re reading this I’m truly sorry for what I’m about to do to you but I can’t go back to jail.
-All Ak series rifles (full auto)
-M4A1
-MP5
-MG42
-AA12
-glock 18
And more!
If you’re a fed and you’re reading this I’m truly sorry for what I’m about to do to you but I can’t go back to jail.
Kit for one shooter, please (you know why).
Ak 47 (although an hk mp5 would be nice), Glock 9, grenades, plate carrier, plate armor, ammunition and magazines/firing clips.
Also could you possibly produce an hk416 and a SIG Sauer Tango6T rifle scope?
On 2023-09-16 at 23:20:57
333
bubonic plague sample; 0.04mg. - $150
Unidentified Covid 19 strand; 0.0254mg. - $3.99
Bionuke (detonate above 0.5km altitude to infect approximately 200 square miles. - $11000
Blight grenades pack of 3 - $7
Virus bombs - $400 each
Warhammer minis, assembly, and painting supplies - various prices
More soon!
Btw @wal68 can I get some of that poison mushroom juice? 💵💶💷
i'll have two bionukes, one virus bomb and five blight grenades because i want to destroy Mars
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On 2023-09-17 at 01:43:14
Building Number: 5072
Sells:
Teddy Bear 2:99
Pack of 6 Wooden Block 4:99
Somari Action Figure 1:99
Mystery Toy Car 1:99
Cheap (possible possessed) Dvd 0:01
Any Switch Game 69:99
ARAN IS BANED FROM THIS SHOP
Teon's Toy Shop is not responsiblefor any injuries, deaths, kidnappings, or the Antlantic. If you are reading this Aran, fuck you.
Update: Aran has been spotted again! I will edit this message when I can get the camera footage.
Edit:
He does look like a big blue express engine, but he is a diffirent person, mabey that's why he makes his robbery attemps so obvious, he might be trying to frame the Blue engine
On 2023-09-17 at 05:39:53
I will refuse service to feds!
Building location: 07
Sells:
Rifles
-All ak series rifles (semi only)
-M1 Garand
-All AR platform rifles
-ruger 10/22
Shotguns
-Mossberg 590
-Remington 870
-Benelli M4
-DP-12
Handguns
-All Glock series handguns (except the glock 18 )
-Colt SAA
-Sig Sauer p320
-Colt 1911
Ammunition
-7.62x39
-5.45x39
-9mil
-45acp
-5.56
-2.23
-12 gauge buckshot
And all ammunition for the firearms I sell, I’m to lazy to list it all.
Other stuff
-Grenades
-plate carrier
-plate armour
-magazines for all firearms I sell
- clash royale figurines (idk why I sell this)
- gun safety handbook
So…. You’re interested in some more premium wares huh? Maybe something with a fun switch if you know what I mean. Well then click the spolier.
Machine guns
-All Ak series rifles (full auto)
-M4A1
-MP5
-MG42
-AA12
-glock 18
And more!
If you’re a fed and you’re reading this I’m truly sorry for what I’m about to do to you but I can’t go back to jail.
-All Ak series rifles (full auto)
-M4A1
-MP5
-MG42
-AA12
-glock 18
And more!
If you’re a fed and you’re reading this I’m truly sorry for what I’m about to do to you but I can’t go back to jail.
Kit for one shooter, please (you know why).
Ak 47 (although an hk mp5 would be nice), Glock 9, grenades, plate carrier, plate armor, ammunition and magazines/firing clips.
Also could you possibly produce an hk416 and a SIG Sauer Tango6T rifle scope?
All right here’s an Ak, Glock-19, grenades, plate carrier, plate armour, ammo and mags.
Oh and here’s the MP5 and HK416 (I have it since I got all AR platform rifles, although the 416 might not be a AR varient because it has a short stroke piston from the G36 family but idk I’m not that smart) I’m pretty that’s one of the last MP5’s I got left since HK doesn’t like supporting the civilian market, so they’re more hard to come by. Oh I almost forgot about the scope. I had one in the back, here you go. Enjoy your purchase!
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On 2023-09-17 at 11:12:08
Building Number: 5072
Sells:
Teddy Bear 2:99
Pack of 6 Wooden Block 4:99
Somari Action Figure 1:99
Mystery Toy Car 1:99
Cheap (possible possessed) Dvd 0:01
Any Switch Game 69:99
ARAN IS BANED FROM THIS SHOP
Teon's Toy Shop is not responsiblefor any injuries, deaths, kidnappings, or the Antlantic. If you are reading this Aran, fuck you.
Update: Aran has been spotted again! I will edit this message when I can get the camera footage.
Edit:
He does look like a big blue express engine, but he is a diffirent person, mabey that's why he makes his robbery attemps so obvious, he might be trying to frame the Blue engine
Just go inside of it and plant a C4 explosive .
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On 2023-09-17 at 11:16:13
Building Number: 5072
Sells:
Teddy Bear 2:99
Pack of 6 Wooden Block 4:99
Somari Action Figure 1:99
Mystery Toy Car 1:99
Cheap (possible possessed) Dvd 0:01
Any Switch Game 69:99
ARAN IS BANED FROM THIS SHOP
Teon's Toy Shop is not responsiblefor any injuries, deaths, kidnappings, or the Antlantic. If you are reading this Aran, fuck you.
Update: Aran has been spotted again! I will edit this message when I can get the camera footage.
Edit:
He does look like a big blue express engine, but he is a diffirent person, mabey that's why he makes his robbery attemps so obvious, he might be trying to frame the Blue engine
Just go inside of it and plant a C4 explosive .
For real though, it's just a train with a Kabuki mask-like face
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On 2023-09-17 at 12:18:39
NudgyWarpPipes:
£9.99 Warp Pipes
£8.99 Slow Pipes
£10.99 Fast Pipes
£11.99 Insta Pipes
£11.99 Heat Pipes
£11.99 Cooler Pipes
£9.99 Warp Pipes
£8.99 Slow Pipes
£10.99 Fast Pipes
£11.99 Insta Pipes
£11.99 Heat Pipes
£11.99 Cooler Pipes
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On 2023-09-17 at 15:11:29
I will refuse service to feds!
Building location: 07
Sells:
Rifles
-All ak series rifles (semi only)
-M1 Garand
-All AR platform rifles
-ruger 10/22
Shotguns
-Mossberg 590
-Remington 870
-Benelli M4
-DP-12
Handguns
-All Glock series handguns (except the glock 18 )
-Colt SAA
-Sig Sauer p320
-Colt 1911
Ammunition
-7.62x39
-5.45x39
-9mil
-45acp
-5.56
-2.23
-12 gauge buckshot
And all ammunition for the firearms I sell, I’m to lazy to list it all.
Other stuff
-Grenades
-plate carrier
-plate armour
-magazines for all firearms I sell
- clash royale figurines (idk why I sell this)
- gun safety handbook
So…. You’re interested in some more premium wares huh? Maybe something with a fun switch if you know what I mean. Well then click the spolier.
Machine guns
-All Ak series rifles (full auto)
-M4A1
-MP5
-MG42
-AA12
-glock 18
And more!
If you’re a fed and you’re reading this I’m truly sorry for what I’m about to do to you but I can’t go back to jail.
-All Ak series rifles (full auto)
-M4A1
-MP5
-MG42
-AA12
-glock 18
And more!
If you’re a fed and you’re reading this I’m truly sorry for what I’m about to do to you but I can’t go back to jail.
Do you have any kevlar vests? Just in case anyone who doesn't pay up tries to fight back.
On 2023-09-17 at 17:56:12
I will refuse service to feds!
Building location: 07
Sells:
Rifles
-All ak series rifles (semi only)
-M1 Garand
-All AR platform rifles
-ruger 10/22
Shotguns
-Mossberg 590
-Remington 870
-Benelli M4
-DP-12
Handguns
-All Glock series handguns (except the glock 18 )
-Colt SAA
-Sig Sauer p320
-Colt 1911
Ammunition
-7.62x39
-5.45x39
-9mil
-45acp
-5.56
-2.23
-12 gauge buckshot
And all ammunition for the firearms I sell, I’m to lazy to list it all.
Other stuff
-Grenades
-plate carrier
-plate armour
-magazines for all firearms I sell
- clash royale figurines (idk why I sell this)
- gun safety handbook
So…. You’re interested in some more premium wares huh? Maybe something with a fun switch if you know what I mean. Well then click the spolier.
Machine guns
-All Ak series rifles (full auto)
-M4A1
-MP5
-MG42
-AA12
-glock 18
And more!
If you’re a fed and you’re reading this I’m truly sorry for what I’m about to do to you but I can’t go back to jail.
-All Ak series rifles (full auto)
-M4A1
-MP5
-MG42
-AA12
-glock 18
And more!
If you’re a fed and you’re reading this I’m truly sorry for what I’m about to do to you but I can’t go back to jail.
Do you have any kevlar vests? Just in case anyone who doesn't pay up tries to fight back.
Yes I have some, here it is!
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