MKPCC Zombies
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6099 pts ★ RacerOn 2024-12-27 at 12:09:00
First day log
Fuck, I've been bitten... by a vampire, not a zombie, don't worry about me. This new land seems... odd. There aren't many zombies, and the ones I've found have been easy to defeat. If studies serve me right, the treatment is found in a potion containing an obscure poultice, dew from a snowdrop flower, vampire blood and zombie blood. I don't know how the hell vampire blood comes into play here, but eh, I'll trust the process. I've taken a small sample of blood from my veins and I was able to separate my ichor from my vampire blood, thank the Goddess, meaning I only have 3 more ingredients to create the antidote. Maybe I'll have to hop a few more borders, cause there sure as hell aren't any snowdrops here, or mushrooms. Zombie blood will be a pisstake to obtain regardless, though, as zombies tend to bury each other's corpses after one of their kin has met his demise. I'll keep scouting around, and hopefully I'll be able to bottle up some zombie blood. To keep the vampire blood pure, I'll need to find a separate storage, as my second canteen is keeping the blood, and I need to ration the water in my first canteen until I'm at a sustainable water source. I don't care whether it's potable or not, I need to stay hydrated in times like these. I'm chilling in a secret hideout underground for the time being, and it's kinda cozy. I have a neat little bed that I made from a pile of straw and wood from a broken ale keg. I also remembered to bring some oil lamps down here so it's not as dark as the deepest pits of Hell down here. I also managed to catch and cook a few Yoshis for dinner (dunno what the hell they're doing down here, they'll only end up seasoned and fried) and I also have a pet raven now, who's incredible at finding resources in such a dilapidated area. Hopefully her nose is able to sniff out some fungi so I can grab the poultice, but there's no way in hell that I'm letting her out of my sight. Best case scenario is that she becomes MKPC Fried Raven for a zombie if I do that. I've also found an AR-15 and a scythe in the surface world, so those'll come in handy. It's a hell of a lot better than a rusty old steel sword, but I'll keep it around and see if I can find a way to reduce the oxygen and hopefully make it usable again.
Anyway, hope you fellas are doing well up on the surface and keeping the dream alive. Have you guys found anything useful up there? Are you all safe?
Wish you all the best.
Lilith out.
Fuck, I've been bitten... by a vampire, not a zombie, don't worry about me. This new land seems... odd. There aren't many zombies, and the ones I've found have been easy to defeat. If studies serve me right, the treatment is found in a potion containing an obscure poultice, dew from a snowdrop flower, vampire blood and zombie blood. I don't know how the hell vampire blood comes into play here, but eh, I'll trust the process. I've taken a small sample of blood from my veins and I was able to separate my ichor from my vampire blood, thank the Goddess, meaning I only have 3 more ingredients to create the antidote. Maybe I'll have to hop a few more borders, cause there sure as hell aren't any snowdrops here, or mushrooms. Zombie blood will be a pisstake to obtain regardless, though, as zombies tend to bury each other's corpses after one of their kin has met his demise. I'll keep scouting around, and hopefully I'll be able to bottle up some zombie blood. To keep the vampire blood pure, I'll need to find a separate storage, as my second canteen is keeping the blood, and I need to ration the water in my first canteen until I'm at a sustainable water source. I don't care whether it's potable or not, I need to stay hydrated in times like these. I'm chilling in a secret hideout underground for the time being, and it's kinda cozy. I have a neat little bed that I made from a pile of straw and wood from a broken ale keg. I also remembered to bring some oil lamps down here so it's not as dark as the deepest pits of Hell down here. I also managed to catch and cook a few Yoshis for dinner (dunno what the hell they're doing down here, they'll only end up seasoned and fried) and I also have a pet raven now, who's incredible at finding resources in such a dilapidated area. Hopefully her nose is able to sniff out some fungi so I can grab the poultice, but there's no way in hell that I'm letting her out of my sight. Best case scenario is that she becomes MKPC Fried Raven for a zombie if I do that. I've also found an AR-15 and a scythe in the surface world, so those'll come in handy. It's a hell of a lot better than a rusty old steel sword, but I'll keep it around and see if I can find a way to reduce the oxygen and hopefully make it usable again.
Anyway, hope you fellas are doing well up on the surface and keeping the dream alive. Have you guys found anything useful up there? Are you all safe?
Wish you all the best.
Lilith out.
Was willing to help until you said you cooked Yoshis like wtf man
Hey. Lilith here. That was merely a dark joke. Over.
On 2024-12-27 at 12:56:21
First day log
Fuck, I've been bitten... by a vampire, not a zombie, don't worry about me. This new land seems... odd. There aren't many zombies, and the ones I've found have been easy to defeat. If studies serve me right, the treatment is found in a potion containing an obscure poultice, dew from a snowdrop flower, vampire blood and zombie blood. I don't know how the hell vampire blood comes into play here, but eh, I'll trust the process. I've taken a small sample of blood from my veins and I was able to separate my ichor from my vampire blood, thank the Goddess, meaning I only have 3 more ingredients to create the antidote. Maybe I'll have to hop a few more borders, cause there sure as hell aren't any snowdrops here, or mushrooms. Zombie blood will be a pisstake to obtain regardless, though, as zombies tend to bury each other's corpses after one of their kin has met his demise. I'll keep scouting around, and hopefully I'll be able to bottle up some zombie blood. To keep the vampire blood pure, I'll need to find a separate storage, as my second canteen is keeping the blood, and I need to ration the water in my first canteen until I'm at a sustainable water source. I don't care whether it's potable or not, I need to stay hydrated in times like these. I'm chilling in a secret hideout underground for the time being, and it's kinda cozy. I have a neat little bed that I made from a pile of straw and wood from a broken ale keg. I also remembered to bring some oil lamps down here so it's not as dark as the deepest pits of Hell down here. I also managed to catch and cook a few Yoshis for dinner (dunno what the hell they're doing down here, they'll only end up seasoned and fried) and I also have a pet raven now, who's incredible at finding resources in such a dilapidated area. Hopefully her nose is able to sniff out some fungi so I can grab the poultice, but there's no way in hell that I'm letting her out of my sight. Best case scenario is that she becomes MKPC Fried Raven for a zombie if I do that. I've also found an AR-15 and a scythe in the surface world, so those'll come in handy. It's a hell of a lot better than a rusty old steel sword, but I'll keep it around and see if I can find a way to reduce the oxygen and hopefully make it usable again.
Anyway, hope you fellas are doing well up on the surface and keeping the dream alive. Have you guys found anything useful up there? Are you all safe?
Wish you all the best.
Lilith out.
Fuck, I've been bitten... by a vampire, not a zombie, don't worry about me. This new land seems... odd. There aren't many zombies, and the ones I've found have been easy to defeat. If studies serve me right, the treatment is found in a potion containing an obscure poultice, dew from a snowdrop flower, vampire blood and zombie blood. I don't know how the hell vampire blood comes into play here, but eh, I'll trust the process. I've taken a small sample of blood from my veins and I was able to separate my ichor from my vampire blood, thank the Goddess, meaning I only have 3 more ingredients to create the antidote. Maybe I'll have to hop a few more borders, cause there sure as hell aren't any snowdrops here, or mushrooms. Zombie blood will be a pisstake to obtain regardless, though, as zombies tend to bury each other's corpses after one of their kin has met his demise. I'll keep scouting around, and hopefully I'll be able to bottle up some zombie blood. To keep the vampire blood pure, I'll need to find a separate storage, as my second canteen is keeping the blood, and I need to ration the water in my first canteen until I'm at a sustainable water source. I don't care whether it's potable or not, I need to stay hydrated in times like these. I'm chilling in a secret hideout underground for the time being, and it's kinda cozy. I have a neat little bed that I made from a pile of straw and wood from a broken ale keg. I also remembered to bring some oil lamps down here so it's not as dark as the deepest pits of Hell down here. I also managed to catch and cook a few Yoshis for dinner (dunno what the hell they're doing down here, they'll only end up seasoned and fried) and I also have a pet raven now, who's incredible at finding resources in such a dilapidated area. Hopefully her nose is able to sniff out some fungi so I can grab the poultice, but there's no way in hell that I'm letting her out of my sight. Best case scenario is that she becomes MKPC Fried Raven for a zombie if I do that. I've also found an AR-15 and a scythe in the surface world, so those'll come in handy. It's a hell of a lot better than a rusty old steel sword, but I'll keep it around and see if I can find a way to reduce the oxygen and hopefully make it usable again.
Anyway, hope you fellas are doing well up on the surface and keeping the dream alive. Have you guys found anything useful up there? Are you all safe?
Wish you all the best.
Lilith out.
Was willing to help until you said you cooked Yoshis like wtf man
Hey. Lilith here. That was merely a dark joke. Over.
Better bloody have been. I may assist with obtaining zombie blood
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On 2024-12-27 at 16:44:53
I will build a great wall between me and zombies and nobody builds walls better than me believe me.
On 2024-12-27 at 16:52:03
I will build a great wall between me and zombies and nobody builds walls better than me believe me.
Donald Trump in MKPC City before GTA 6 is crazy!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1
On 2024-12-27 at 17:39:11
*child doing the giddy* (im sorry I had to-)
On 2024-12-27 at 18:04:52
*child doing the giddy* (im sorry I had to-)
Zombies are gonna be making your ass die on Round 5 for that message
1On 2024-12-27 at 21:32:23
*child doing the giddy* (im sorry I had to-)
Zombies are gonna be making your ass die on Round 5 for that message
oh no.. RUN *insert goofy ahh running sounds*
On 2024-12-27 at 22:19:02
First night log
I've set up camp somewhere outside an abandoned castle in the Wyndvál Highlands, just on the outskirts of MKPC City. I've used ten of my fifty small cedar logs to start a campfire, so until I find an axe or saw of some sort, I have four nights' worth of guaranteed light and heat left outdoors. Idiotically, I left all of my oil lamps in the bunker near the abandoned castle in the village, and it's currently far too dangerous to go back there alone. I had made the stupid decision to go back to the village and I was bitten all over my arms and legs by zombies. I used my last intact oil lamp to burn the wounds together as a way to prevent infection, capping my infection rates at approximately +6%, which is good for now, considering that my infection rates went up by +4% during the day as I placed the zombie blood into the machine for storage to make the antidote with. Currently, my overall infection rates are at 10%, which isn't bad, but I need to be careful to not pick at the wounds, or my infection rates may go up. Thankfully, I have my fur cloak wrapped all the way around the wounds, so I should be safe for now (applying peat from the mire near the foot of the hill to the wounds seemed to help as well). I also managed to refill my canteen with water from a lake, and the distillation technique that I tried worked swimmingly, so now I have an additional 4 litres of potable water to drink, which, if I ration, should last as long as the logs. The joke I made previously about eating Yoshis was short-lived too, as soon after I found a Moo Moo farm and got to eat something for a proper dinner, along with some vegetables, like potatoes and mushrooms.
Good night, everyone, and stay safe out there.
Lilith out.
P.S. I'm actually in an underground base again, but I don't think that the location will change again, as zombies have trouble climbing steep precipices and are also, handily enough, weak to fire. I was also able to fix my claymore on the fire, which is good because now I have something to use if I'm ambushed in the night.
I've set up camp somewhere outside an abandoned castle in the Wyndvál Highlands, just on the outskirts of MKPC City. I've used ten of my fifty small cedar logs to start a campfire, so until I find an axe or saw of some sort, I have four nights' worth of guaranteed light and heat left outdoors. Idiotically, I left all of my oil lamps in the bunker near the abandoned castle in the village, and it's currently far too dangerous to go back there alone. I had made the stupid decision to go back to the village and I was bitten all over my arms and legs by zombies. I used my last intact oil lamp to burn the wounds together as a way to prevent infection, capping my infection rates at approximately +6%, which is good for now, considering that my infection rates went up by +4% during the day as I placed the zombie blood into the machine for storage to make the antidote with. Currently, my overall infection rates are at 10%, which isn't bad, but I need to be careful to not pick at the wounds, or my infection rates may go up. Thankfully, I have my fur cloak wrapped all the way around the wounds, so I should be safe for now (applying peat from the mire near the foot of the hill to the wounds seemed to help as well). I also managed to refill my canteen with water from a lake, and the distillation technique that I tried worked swimmingly, so now I have an additional 4 litres of potable water to drink, which, if I ration, should last as long as the logs. The joke I made previously about eating Yoshis was short-lived too, as soon after I found a Moo Moo farm and got to eat something for a proper dinner, along with some vegetables, like potatoes and mushrooms.
Good night, everyone, and stay safe out there.
Lilith out.
P.S. I'm actually in an underground base again, but I don't think that the location will change again, as zombies have trouble climbing steep precipices and are also, handily enough, weak to fire. I was also able to fix my claymore on the fire, which is good because now I have something to use if I'm ambushed in the night.
On 2024-12-27 at 22:24:39
hey so i managed to set up communications in the Twiverse Dimensional Hub which should connect to somewhere in this universe, can anyone hear me?
also please just pretend this is the in-universe version of Twilight
also please just pretend this is the in-universe version of Twilight
1On 2024-12-27 at 22:27:07
In this emergency, I’ve made changes to the CCS. We are dedicated to trying to destroy this virus by making a cure we need everyone. You all can help us
1On 2024-12-27 at 22:29:47
hey so i managed to set up communications in the Twiverse Dimensional Hub which should connect to somewhere in this universe, can anyone hear me?
also please just pretend this is the in-universe version of Twilight
also please just pretend this is the in-universe version of Twilight
Can you help us we’re like totally fucked
On 2024-12-27 at 23:01:30
In this emergency, I’ve made changes to the CCS. We are dedicated to trying to destroy this virus by making a cure we need everyone. You all can help us
I mean. can a sentient fortune cookie help? My fortunes do actually happen so-
why you lokin at me like that?
On 2024-12-27 at 23:04:16
In this emergency, I’ve made changes to the CCS. We are dedicated to trying to destroy this virus by making a cure we need everyone. You all can help us
I mean. can a sentient fortune cookie help? My fortunes do actually happen so-
why you lokin at me like that?
Wouldn’t you only have one fortune since you’re only one cookie and not multiple cookies
On 2024-12-27 at 23:05:41
In this emergency, I’ve made changes to the CCS. We are dedicated to trying to destroy this virus by making a cure we need everyone. You all can help us
I mean. can a sentient fortune cookie help? My fortunes do actually happen so-
why you lokin at me like that?
Wouldn’t you only have one fortune since you’re only one cookie and not multiple cookies
unless you crack me they regrow (fun fact: there is this little spot on fortune cookies for you to get the fortune cookie OUT without breaking it)
On 2024-12-27 at 23:10:06
hey so i managed to set up communications in the Twiverse Dimensional Hub which should connect to somewhere in this universe, can anyone hear me?
also please just pretend this is the in-universe version of Twilight
also please just pretend this is the in-universe version of Twilight
Can you help us we’re like totally fucked
yeah, sure! i did have 2 things to present that could help us anyway:
1: i'm going to drop Powerup Crates to your locations that contain powerups i found during my time exploring different universes
2: i've finished working on something i like to call Twi's Viewer of Anything, or TV A for short. it's a holographic system that allows you to view the stats of anything you can find, which yes, does include the zombies. if you want a demonstration of it then i could send you one if you want
On 2024-12-27 at 23:15:44
In this emergency, I’ve made changes to the CCS. We are dedicated to trying to destroy this virus by making a cure we need everyone. You all can help us
I mean. can a sentient fortune cookie help? My fortunes do actually happen so-
why you lokin at me like that?
Wouldn’t you only have one fortune since you’re only one cookie and not multiple cookies
unless you crack me they regrow (fun fact: there is this little spot on fortune cookies for you to get the fortune cookie OUT without breaking it)
Well if its following normal fortune cookie stuff, idk if I will think that the the fortune of me getting new socks being true is useful
On 2024-12-27 at 23:17:17
In this emergency, I’ve made changes to the CCS. We are dedicated to trying to destroy this virus by making a cure we need everyone. You all can help us
I mean. can a sentient fortune cookie help? My fortunes do actually happen so-
why you lokin at me like that?
Wouldn’t you only have one fortune since you’re only one cookie and not multiple cookies
unless you crack me they regrow (fun fact: there is this little spot on fortune cookies for you to get the fortune cookie OUT without breaking it)
Well if its following normal fortune cookie stuff, idk if I will think that the the fortune of me getting new socks being true is useful
nah like it depends on people
if good guy open it (poetic) you basically have lucky charm from miraculous ladybug :/
if you are a bad guy you get something like "You will die in two seconds 2... 1.."
On 2024-12-27 at 23:35:03
hey so i managed to set up communications in the Twiverse Dimensional Hub which should connect to somewhere in this universe, can anyone hear me?
also please just pretend this is the in-universe version of Twilight
also please just pretend this is the in-universe version of Twilight
Can you help us we’re like totally fucked
yeah, sure! i did have 2 things to present that could help us anyway:
1: i'm going to drop Powerup Crates to your locations that contain powerups i found during my time exploring different universes
2: i've finished working on something i like to call Twi's Viewer of Anything, or TV A for short. it's a holographic system that allows you to view the stats of anything you can find, which yes, does include the zombies. if you want a demonstration of it then i could send you one if you want
I hope the powerups are stuff like max ammos or (bon)fire sales that would be sick (they are cod zombies powerups)
On 2024-12-28 at 00:04:42
hey so i managed to set up communications in the Twiverse Dimensional Hub which should connect to somewhere in this universe, can anyone hear me?
also please just pretend this is the in-universe version of Twilight
also please just pretend this is the in-universe version of Twilight
Can you help us we’re like totally fucked
yeah, sure! i did have 2 things to present that could help us anyway:
1: i'm going to drop Powerup Crates to your locations that contain powerups i found during my time exploring different universes
2: i've finished working on something i like to call Twi's Viewer of Anything, or TV A for short. it's a holographic system that allows you to view the stats of anything you can find, which yes, does include the zombies. if you want a demonstration of it then i could send you one if you want
I hope the powerups are stuff like max ammos or (bon)fire sales that would be sick (they are cod zombies powerups)
hate to break it to you but they're more-so based on Mario powerups, which i'll let TV A explain
Thunder Flower
- This glowing flower applies a very dangerous effect on the user: the ability to summon lightning. It should only be used in the most dire of situations and not as some kind of child's toy.
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Dimenshroom
- One of the more simpler powerups. This purple mushroom (not to be confused with the already existing Poison Mushroom) allows the user to summon portals from one place to another, essentially acting the same as a Portal Gun
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Copper Cap
- As time went on, the Metal Cap was slowly forgotten about, being left to rust inside the murky caverns of Hazy Maze Cave, thus creating the Copper Cap. This grants you the same power as the Metal Cap, but this time, it comes with a semi-powerful punch attack, which can be combined with a kick attack if done correctly.
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Split Cherry
-A strange version of the Double Cherry that allows the user to split themselves in to two distinctly coloured clones. One will be red, the other, blue, hence the colours of the Split Cherry.
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