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Messages 1802 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
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Nodac64 wrote:
Nodac64 wrote:
I accidentally wiped my ass with my girlfriend instead of toilet paper

That sounds like something either me, my brother, or WireFrame (the supposed ''FoRmEr'' hacker in my school) would do.
This is a lie because you don't have a girlfriend.

I have had several crushes before. Besides, ''probably'' should be in that sentence.
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Messages 1155 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
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United Kingdom
Nodac64 wrote:
Nodac64 wrote:
I accidentally wiped my ass with my girlfriend instead of toilet paper

That sounds like something either me, my brother, or WireFrame (the supposed ''FoRmEr'' hacker in my school) would do.
This is a lie because you don't have a girlfriend.

I have had several crushes before. Besides, ''probably'' should be in that sentence.


Ain't the same thing.
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Messages 1802 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
vs5000 pts ★ Novice
battle5000 pts ★ Novice
United States
Nodac64 wrote:
Nodac64 wrote:
I accidentally wiped my ass with my girlfriend instead of toilet paper

That sounds like something either me, my brother, or WireFrame (the supposed ''FoRmEr'' hacker in my school) would do.
This is a lie because you don't have a girlfriend.

I have had several crushes before. Besides, ''probably'' should be in that sentence.


Ain't the same thing.

Yeah, I know. ("I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW BRENT I KNOW";)
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United States
I created God and I killed him
Messages 13 - Koopa Koopa
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battle5000 pts ★ Novice
United States
I made a human for Thanksgiving
im a turkey
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Revenge on humans
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Messages 1770 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
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battle6099 pts ★ Racer
Ireland
I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti
I poured red lemonade into my cousin's caramel and vanilla milkshake and she didn't even notice until my niece ran past and tipped it onto the floor accidentally, and my niece got the blame for it

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