This is Mario Kart [fanfic]
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"Is this MKPC?"
"No this is Patrick."
"No this is Patrick."
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Today at 01:21:34
I’m kinda in a rush, so here it is, and I hope it’s enough info.
Name: MaleMan*
Personality: Determined to always deliver the mail.
Kart: That BIG semi-truck from MKWorld (yes he delivers that much mail).
Color: Sky blue
Age: somewhere near 35
Special Item: Boxes that can be thrown forward as ramps, or ammo to block the way behind the driver. This is an OC, this is not even close to my identity. Hope this’s enough!
*I’m aware it’s spelt MaleMan, not MailMan.
Name: MaleMan*
Personality: Determined to always deliver the mail.
Kart: That BIG semi-truck from MKWorld (yes he delivers that much mail).
Color: Sky blue
Age: somewhere near 35
Special Item: Boxes that can be thrown forward as ramps, or ammo to block the way behind the driver. This is an OC, this is not even close to my identity. Hope this’s enough!
*I’m aware it’s spelt MaleMan, not MailMan.
Today at 01:32:16
I’m kinda in a rush, so here it is, and I hope it’s enough info.
Name: MaleMan*
Personality: Determined to always deliver the mail.
Kart: That BIG semi-truck from MKWorld (yes he delivers that much mail).
Color: Sky blue
Special Item: Boxes that can be thrown forward as ramps, or ammo to block the way behind the driver. Hope this’s enough!
*I’m aware it’s spelt MaleMan, not MailMan.
Name: MaleMan*
Personality: Determined to always deliver the mail.
Kart: That BIG semi-truck from MKWorld (yes he delivers that much mail).
Color: Sky blue
Special Item: Boxes that can be thrown forward as ramps, or ammo to block the way behind the driver. Hope this’s enough!
*I’m aware it’s spelt MaleMan, not MailMan.
Okay, he's accepted, but you also need to add a DD Partner. If not, I'll just choose a random character.
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1
Today at 17:43:16
Turns out I'm horrible at making competition episodes and great at making plot episodes.
S1 E3
Cheap Cheap Beech
Music: https://objection.lol/objection/9280186
India: I'll pay you back! *tackles Tom*
(Everyone wakes up.)
Alarm: Hello everyone! You've woken up, so here's some relaxing music.
(Music Start)
Tom: You won't like my axe! *swings*
(India jumps up and dodges it, then starts hitting Tom with a chappal.)
Buck: And you won't like my lasers! *shoots*
(The laser bounces off an invisible surface.)
Buck: Huh? What was that?
(The laser explodes.)
Nommanic: *leaning against the wall* I haven't told anybody yet, but I also have E.S.P. In my case, it's manipulating objects...
Explorers: When's breakfast?
(Sapphire starts singing.)
Sapphire: Sugar, sugar...
(Russia runs to Buck with a bottle of fermented potatoes.)
Sapphire: O that night, in your embrace...
(Buck trickshots the bottle of fermented potatoes with his arm, one shard of glass passing between his hands.)
Sapphire: When you stole away the keys...
(Buck's head gets chappaled.)
Sapphire: ...my heart held on to so tight.
(Russia gets two more bottles of fermented potatoes and thrusts them into Tom and Buck's mouths.)
Sapphire: Pleasure-
*bang*
Sapphire: AAAH!!
Ruby: S-Sorry! My h-hand slipped!
Sapphire: *resuming* But a fleeting melody...
(India catches Tom and Buck off-guard and chappals them.)
Sapphire: It wraps itself around me...
(Tom and Buck fall.)
Sapphire: ...and now through the air I fly...
(Tom and Buck spit out the vodka and try to get up.)
Sapphire: Woh... woh...
(India puts anvils on Tom and Buck.)
Sapphire: Burning on in my heart, fire...
(Her silk hat bursts into flames. She is a little surprised, but resumes singing.)
Sapphire: Burn my love away, all away.
(Tom and Buck jump up from the ground.)
Sapphire: Like a bullet-
*bang*
Saphhire: -of love, fire...
(Tom and Buck start attacking India and Russia.)
Sapphire: Take my life away, all away-
(Tom axes Sapphire.)
Yellow: Dang. This was NOT how it was supposed to turn out...
(Yellow revives Sapphire.)
Sapphire: *resuming* Guitar, guitar...
(India and Russia are knocked to the ground.)
Sapphire: Up together, to the sky......
(Everyone applauds Sapphire.)
Mimi: *walking in* Guys, you have six more "teammates."
YoshiLOVER: Hey guys
Mercury: Hii
Boyfriend: Hii!!
Pico: Hi!
Canada: Hii!
USA: Wassup guys, got any KFC?
Opulent: Uh oh, this isn't good...
Blue: Huh?
(Opulent whispers to Mimi and Explorers.)
Mimi: Wait, what?
Explorers:
*tackles Boyfriend*
(Music Change)
Boyfriend: Beep boop be BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP!?!?!?
Pico: Beep bop bee bop?
Boyfriend: Beep! Bop bap beep boo boop!
(Pico nods and pulls a gun to shoot Explorers with. It misses and hits Opulent instead.)
Opulent: OW! ...(but this is totally expected...)
(Opulent grabs Boyfriend's arm and swings him to the ground. Pico retaliates by shooting Opulent, but his gun explodes, creating a hole in the floor.)
Canada: Oh, okay...
(Canada and USA simultaneously attack Tom and Buck.)
YoshiLOVER: Guys, what just happened?
Explorer: No idea.
(Tom tries to axe India, misses, and throws said axe a Mimi in frustration, who promptly dodges it. Explorers then kicks off Boyfriend to tackle Tom.)
Alarm: The time is 9:30. The race will start in 30 minutes.
Tom: Who cares about racing at a time like this--?!
Mimi: You know what, everyone hurry up and get ready, NOW!!
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(Music Change)
Lakitu: Welcome... to CHEAP CHEAP BEECH!
(They look down at the sapling.)
Lakitu: Wait, no. This is CHEEP CHEEP BEECH!
(They look at the fishy tree.)
Lakitu: Actually, I meant CHEAP CHEAP BEACH!
(They look at the horrible photoshop track.)
Lakitu: Wait, no. This is the real deal, CHEEP CHEEP BEACH!!!
(They cheer.)
3 2 1 GO!
(Everyone gets a perfect rocket start and start drifting.)
Mimi: The racers are approaching the first item box! ...and... Canada throws some syrup ahead! Everyone but Canada dodge it, so USA eats a doggy corn to increase speed!
Lakitu: Now, the racers are approaching the second jump, and it is revealed that Nommanic pulled a Mushroom and Toadette a Golden Mushroom! They are taking huge shortcuts to get in front of the pack and are approaching the third set of-
*CRACK!*
Lakitu: Wow! Everyone-
*CRALACK!*
Mimi: -else seem-
*CRULOOOONG!*
Lakitu: -to have pulled-
*CRABOOOM!!*
Mimi: -pulled lighting strikes-
*BZZZAAAAP*
Lakitu: And are spa-
*CRAKC!*
Mimi: -spamming them!
*CrcracraCRACK!*
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Reporter: ...and the lighting strikes seem to have stopped! This is Johana Sébastien Sillies, reporting from MKPC University.
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Mimi: Toad and Opulent are back to normal size a lap behind! What will-
*CRACK CRACK CRACRACRACK BZAAP*
Lakitu: Oh no! not again!
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Reporter: Recent sightings of the SUPERLIGHTNING strike have caused a MASS FLEEING from Mia's Turnpike!
???: Run for your life, Sebastian!
Sebastian: ...(Is it just me or did this first race already happen and this is a dream? Either way...)
Sébastien: Looks like you win for now...
Opulent: ...(Oh dang. Why am I in Sebastian Kart Season 2 Episode 2 when I'm actually in This is Mario Kart Season 1 Episode 3?)
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Lakitu: THIRD LAP, EVERYONE!!
YoshiLOVER: Huh?
Mercury: What?
YoshiLOVER: Is it just me or did I have a trance just now?
Mercury: Hey, can I ask you something?
YoshiLOVER: Yes?
Mercury: Do you think Isabelle and Sebastian are really a couple?
Opulent: ...(Well, actually, even though I just joined Sebastian Kart, I think Isabelle was encouraging Sebastian at Mia's Turnpike...)
(Music Change)
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???: I'm telling ya, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!
???: Fine, fine. Whatever. ... Oops, I'm gonna be late. See you tomorrow...
???: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Opulent: ...(That accursed Boyfriend...)
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???: Where do you think you're going?
???: ...!
???: How dare you do such a vile-
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???: Gotcha. Now listen up and do this carefully... ...
???: No! What do you think... Urk!
???: Heh heh heh. This wouldn't've happened if you cooperated... heh heh heh...
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Opulent: ...(Darn it! What's going on?)
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???: No. Where do YOU think YOU'RE going?
???: Huh?
???: That's right. YOU.
???: Uhh... noooooo...... (No! I can't let this happen! But... I've got to run!)
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???: Admit it! You did it, didn't you?!
???: Uhh... *cough cough*
???: You blew this place up because of what I just stated, correct?!
???: No! It's not... *cough* TRUE!!
???: Admit it! Right now!
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Opulent: ...(Ugh... why did I even KNOW those events-)
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???: Not even the passage of time-
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???: That picture... it was-
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???: You... you saved me-
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Opulent: ...(Argh! Why? Just-)
Lakitu: The racers are approaching the last section, and-
Opulent: Think we can switch?
(Opulent and Nommanic switch.)
Mimi: What can be the meaning of this late switch? Can it be that-
(A bullet bill zooms past most of the racers.)
FINISH!!
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???: See? This is how you make a sweet potato!
(Some roars are heard in the background.)
Opulent: Cool! Can I try?
???: Sure! Just be careful you don't burn yourself!
(Two people run in.)
???: HOLD IT! STOP, RIGHT NOW!
(The other person grabs the two girls.)
???: Stay back! D-Don't come any closer!
???: ...! That's my-
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???: ...(Damn it! I got seperated from the pack! Nowhere to run... I've got to find something!)
(The Shy Guy in question continues fleeing from a group of Yoshis.)
???: ...! (It that? A spear I spy? I've got to try to get to it...)
(The Shy Guy pulls the spear from a fellow dead Shy Guy and attempts to defend himself. He gets flown into the air, along with the spear.)
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(The spear flies into the kidnapper's back, who drops the two girls.)
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Opulent: ... (What is going on? Wait... oh no...) NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
(Music Change)
Nommanic: Huh?!
(Opulent swiftly walks back to the building.)
GamerGuy: I wonder what's up.
Lakitu: Mimi! You've got the scores?
Mimi: Wait just one second... Oh no! I wrote them in the sand, but the tide washed them away! All I remember is that Toad got first, Nommanic second, and Boyfriend third!
Pico: Well. What do you think, Mimi?
.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Explorers: Did you just say what I heard you say?
(Explorers punches Pico, and everyone starts fighting.)
Alarm: BEEP BEEP BEEP THE TIME IS 6:00 PLEASE HEAD TO THE CAFETERIA
Mimi: Okay guys, STOP NOW and let's get to the cafeteria.
(They head to the cafeteria.)
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*riing riiing riiing*
???: Who could that be? *picks up phone* Hello, Cinnamon Folloreht- ... Huh?! ... You're not seriously gonna... ... ...okay, fine. I'll try to get there as soon as possible. *hangs up*
Season 1
Episode 3
Cheap Cheap Beech
THE END
...to be continued...
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S1 E3
Cheap Cheap Beech
Music: https://objection.lol/objection/9280186
India: I'll pay you back! *tackles Tom*
(Everyone wakes up.)
Alarm: Hello everyone! You've woken up, so here's some relaxing music.
(Music Start)
Tom: You won't like my axe! *swings*
(India jumps up and dodges it, then starts hitting Tom with a chappal.)
Buck: And you won't like my lasers! *shoots*
(The laser bounces off an invisible surface.)
Buck: Huh? What was that?
(The laser explodes.)
Nommanic: *leaning against the wall* I haven't told anybody yet, but I also have E.S.P. In my case, it's manipulating objects...
Explorers: When's breakfast?
(Sapphire starts singing.)
Sapphire: Sugar, sugar...
(Russia runs to Buck with a bottle of fermented potatoes.)
Sapphire: O that night, in your embrace...
(Buck trickshots the bottle of fermented potatoes with his arm, one shard of glass passing between his hands.)
Sapphire: When you stole away the keys...
(Buck's head gets chappaled.)
Sapphire: ...my heart held on to so tight.
(Russia gets two more bottles of fermented potatoes and thrusts them into Tom and Buck's mouths.)
Sapphire: Pleasure-
*bang*
Sapphire: AAAH!!
Ruby: S-Sorry! My h-hand slipped!
Sapphire: *resuming* But a fleeting melody...
(India catches Tom and Buck off-guard and chappals them.)
Sapphire: It wraps itself around me...
(Tom and Buck fall.)
Sapphire: ...and now through the air I fly...
(Tom and Buck spit out the vodka and try to get up.)
Sapphire: Woh... woh...
(India puts anvils on Tom and Buck.)
Sapphire: Burning on in my heart, fire...
(Her silk hat bursts into flames. She is a little surprised, but resumes singing.)
Sapphire: Burn my love away, all away.
(Tom and Buck jump up from the ground.)
Sapphire: Like a bullet-
*bang*
Saphhire: -of love, fire...
(Tom and Buck start attacking India and Russia.)
Sapphire: Take my life away, all away-
(Tom axes Sapphire.)
Yellow: Dang. This was NOT how it was supposed to turn out...
(Yellow revives Sapphire.)
Sapphire: *resuming* Guitar, guitar...
(India and Russia are knocked to the ground.)
Sapphire: Up together, to the sky......
(Everyone applauds Sapphire.)
Mimi: *walking in* Guys, you have six more "teammates."
YoshiLOVER: Hey guys
Mercury: Hii
Boyfriend: Hii!!
Pico: Hi!
Canada: Hii!
USA: Wassup guys, got any KFC?
Opulent: Uh oh, this isn't good...
Blue: Huh?
(Opulent whispers to Mimi and Explorers.)
Mimi: Wait, what?
Explorers:
*tackles Boyfriend*(Music Change)
Boyfriend: Beep boop be BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP!?!?!?
Pico: Beep bop bee bop?
Boyfriend: Beep! Bop bap beep boo boop!
(Pico nods and pulls a gun to shoot Explorers with. It misses and hits Opulent instead.)
Opulent: OW! ...(but this is totally expected...)
(Opulent grabs Boyfriend's arm and swings him to the ground. Pico retaliates by shooting Opulent, but his gun explodes, creating a hole in the floor.)
Canada: Oh, okay...
(Canada and USA simultaneously attack Tom and Buck.)
YoshiLOVER: Guys, what just happened?
Explorer: No idea.
(Tom tries to axe India, misses, and throws said axe a Mimi in frustration, who promptly dodges it. Explorers then kicks off Boyfriend to tackle Tom.)
Alarm: The time is 9:30. The race will start in 30 minutes.
Tom: Who cares about racing at a time like this--?!
Mimi: You know what, everyone hurry up and get ready, NOW!!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(Music Change)
Lakitu: Welcome... to CHEAP CHEAP BEECH!
(They look down at the sapling.)
Lakitu: Wait, no. This is CHEEP CHEEP BEECH!
(They look at the fishy tree.)
Lakitu: Actually, I meant CHEAP CHEAP BEACH!
(They look at the horrible photoshop track.)
Lakitu: Wait, no. This is the real deal, CHEEP CHEEP BEACH!!!
(They cheer.)
3 2 1 GO!
(Everyone gets a perfect rocket start and start drifting.)
Mimi: The racers are approaching the first item box! ...and... Canada throws some syrup ahead! Everyone but Canada dodge it, so USA eats a doggy corn to increase speed!
Lakitu: Now, the racers are approaching the second jump, and it is revealed that Nommanic pulled a Mushroom and Toadette a Golden Mushroom! They are taking huge shortcuts to get in front of the pack and are approaching the third set of-
*CRACK!*
Lakitu: Wow! Everyone-
*CRALACK!*
Mimi: -else seem-
*CRULOOOONG!*
Lakitu: -to have pulled-
*CRABOOOM!!*
Mimi: -pulled lighting strikes-
*BZZZAAAAP*
Lakitu: And are spa-
*CRAKC!*
Mimi: -spamming them!
*CrcracraCRACK!*
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Reporter: ...and the lighting strikes seem to have stopped! This is Johana Sébastien Sillies, reporting from MKPC University.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Mimi: Toad and Opulent are back to normal size a lap behind! What will-
*CRACK CRACK CRACRACRACK BZAAP*
Lakitu: Oh no! not again!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Reporter: Recent sightings of the SUPERLIGHTNING strike have caused a MASS FLEEING from Mia's Turnpike!
???: Run for your life, Sebastian!
Sebastian: ...(Is it just me or did this first race already happen and this is a dream? Either way...)
Sébastien: Looks like you win for now...
Opulent: ...(Oh dang. Why am I in Sebastian Kart Season 2 Episode 2 when I'm actually in This is Mario Kart Season 1 Episode 3?)
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Lakitu: THIRD LAP, EVERYONE!!
YoshiLOVER: Huh?
Mercury: What?
YoshiLOVER: Is it just me or did I have a trance just now?
Mercury: Hey, can I ask you something?
YoshiLOVER: Yes?
Mercury: Do you think Isabelle and Sebastian are really a couple?
Opulent: ...(Well, actually, even though I just joined Sebastian Kart, I think Isabelle was encouraging Sebastian at Mia's Turnpike...)
(Music Change)
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???: I'm telling ya, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!
???: Fine, fine. Whatever. ... Oops, I'm gonna be late. See you tomorrow...
???: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Opulent: ...(That accursed Boyfriend...)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
???: Where do you think you're going?
???: ...!
???: How dare you do such a vile-
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
???: Gotcha. Now listen up and do this carefully... ...
???: No! What do you think... Urk!
???: Heh heh heh. This wouldn't've happened if you cooperated... heh heh heh...
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Opulent: ...(Darn it! What's going on?)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
???: No. Where do YOU think YOU'RE going?
???: Huh?
???: That's right. YOU.
???: Uhh... noooooo...... (No! I can't let this happen! But... I've got to run!)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
???: Admit it! You did it, didn't you?!
???: Uhh... *cough cough*
???: You blew this place up because of what I just stated, correct?!
???: No! It's not... *cough* TRUE!!
???: Admit it! Right now!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Opulent: ...(Ugh... why did I even KNOW those events-)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
???: Not even the passage of time-
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
???: That picture... it was-
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
???: You... you saved me-
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Opulent: ...(Argh! Why? Just-)
Lakitu: The racers are approaching the last section, and-
Opulent: Think we can switch?
(Opulent and Nommanic switch.)
Mimi: What can be the meaning of this late switch? Can it be that-
(A bullet bill zooms past most of the racers.)
FINISH!!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
???: See? This is how you make a sweet potato!
(Some roars are heard in the background.)
Opulent: Cool! Can I try?
???: Sure! Just be careful you don't burn yourself!
(Two people run in.)
???: HOLD IT! STOP, RIGHT NOW!
(The other person grabs the two girls.)
???: Stay back! D-Don't come any closer!
???: ...! That's my-
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
???: ...(Damn it! I got seperated from the pack! Nowhere to run... I've got to find something!)
(The Shy Guy in question continues fleeing from a group of Yoshis.)
???: ...! (It that? A spear I spy? I've got to try to get to it...)
(The Shy Guy pulls the spear from a fellow dead Shy Guy and attempts to defend himself. He gets flown into the air, along with the spear.)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(The spear flies into the kidnapper's back, who drops the two girls.)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Opulent: ... (What is going on? Wait... oh no...) NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
(Music Change)
Nommanic: Huh?!
(Opulent swiftly walks back to the building.)
GamerGuy: I wonder what's up.
Lakitu: Mimi! You've got the scores?
Mimi: Wait just one second... Oh no! I wrote them in the sand, but the tide washed them away! All I remember is that Toad got first, Nommanic second, and Boyfriend third!
Pico: Well. What do you think, Mimi?
.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Explorers: Did you just say what I heard you say?
(Explorers punches Pico, and everyone starts fighting.)
Alarm: BEEP BEEP BEEP THE TIME IS 6:00 PLEASE HEAD TO THE CAFETERIA
Mimi: Okay guys, STOP NOW and let's get to the cafeteria.
(They head to the cafeteria.)
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*riing riiing riiing*
???: Who could that be? *picks up phone* Hello, Cinnamon Folloreht- ... Huh?! ... You're not seriously gonna... ... ...okay, fine. I'll try to get there as soon as possible. *hangs up*
Season 1
Episode 3
Cheap Cheap Beech
THE END
...to be continued...
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Collect all coins in Time Trial mode, in 150cc, with Peach
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Collect all coins in Time Trial mode, in 150cc
By Sebasti... in Sebastian Cir... - Easy
Finish in the 1st position in VS mode, in 125cc, in medium mode, with 12 participants
By Sebasti... in Sebastian Cir... - Easy
Finish in the 1st position in VS mode, in 150cc, with 2 participants, in extreme mode, without re...
By Isabell... in Rainbow ... - Difficult
Finish in the 1st position in VS mode, in 150cc, with 6 participants
By Isabell... in Royal Raceway - Medium
Complete a lap in Time Trial mode, in 150cc, in less than 48s
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Get the gold cup
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Get the gold cup
By roccopocco in Star Cup - Medium
Finish in the 1st position in VS mode, in 150cc, with 50 participants, in medium mode
By Vvvv in Circuit - Medium
Finish in the 1st position in VS mode, in 200cc mirror, without being hit by a fake item box, a b...
By Isabell... in Mario Ci... - Difficult
Get the gold cup with 25 points or more
By BlueGrayRJ in Dino Domain T... - Easy
Get the gold cup with 35 points or more, without using any item, by performing 50 Mini-Turbos, by...
By BlueGrayRJ in Dino Dom... - Difficult
Finish in the 1st position in VS mode, in 150cc, with King Boo
By Yvandoe... in Boo Valley - Medium
Finish in the 1st position in VS mode, in 150cc, with Birdo
By Yvandoe... in Birdo's Beach - Medium
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Waterbeat
159103
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Proudster
148747
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Oyreek
147086
5
WorldRecord
142638
6
Nodac64
138872
7
WOR_Orsay
135981
8
EthanQc
130646
9
ImJustLimey
120952
10
Mudky
116625
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What's Mario Kart PC?
You might know Mario Kart, the most fun racing game series of all time! Mario Kart PC uses the same base as the original games but is playable on your browser, and for free.
Most of the modes from Mario Kart have been included: Grand Prix, VS, Battle mode, Time Trials, and more!
There's also a brand new mode: the track builder! Place straight lines and turns, add items, boost panels and more! Everything is customizable! The only limit is your own imagination!
You can share your tracks, and try other people's tracks thanks to the sharing tool. Thousands of custom tracks are already available!
Finally, you can face players from the whole world thanks to the multiplayer online mode! Climb the rankings and become world champion!
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A big thanks to Nintendo, these three sites and these artists without which Mario Kart PC would have probably never existed!
Nihilogic for the basic Mario Kart
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Khinsider for the musics
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Discord Server of the site: join it to chat with the community and be informed about updates and events.
Official Youtube Channel: find videos on the game and information about the website and its events. The channel is maintained by members, if you want to participate, tell it on the official topic.
Github repo of the site. Follow all the ongoing developments here, and if you can code, don't hesitate to contribute to the project!
MKPC Wiki: find out all the information about the game and its history. This site is maintained by the community, if you want to contribute, tell it on this topic!
This site is mostly maintained by French members, if you see some translation errors in the game or the site, don't hesitate to report them on this forum topic
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Get all gold cups
By luisito... in luis kar... - Difficult
Collect all coins in Time Trial mode, in 150cc, with Peach
By Isabell... in Coconut Mall - Easy
Collect all coins in Time Trial mode, in 150cc
By Sebasti... in Sebastian Cir... - Easy
Finish in the 1st position in VS mode, in 125cc, in medium mode, with 12 participants
By Sebasti... in Sebastian Cir... - Easy
Finish in the 1st position in VS mode, in 150cc, with 2 participants, in extreme mode, without re...
By Isabell... in Rainbow ... - Difficult
Finish in the 1st position in VS mode, in 150cc, with 6 participants
By Isabell... in Royal Raceway - Medium
Complete a lap in Time Trial mode, in 150cc, in less than 48s
By SonicRa... in Tails Snow 2 - Easy
Get the gold cup
By roccopocco in Special Cup - Medium
Get the gold cup
By roccopocco in Star Cup - Medium
Finish in the 1st position in VS mode, in 150cc, with 50 participants, in medium mode
By Vvvv in Circuit - Medium
Finish in the 1st position in VS mode, in 200cc mirror, without being hit by a fake item box, a b...
By Isabell... in Mario Ci... - Difficult
Get the gold cup with 25 points or more
By BlueGrayRJ in Dino Domain T... - Easy
Get the gold cup with 35 points or more, without using any item, by performing 50 Mini-Turbos, by...
By BlueGrayRJ in Dino Dom... - Difficult
Finish in the 1st position in VS mode, in 150cc, with King Boo
By Yvandoe... in Boo Valley - Medium
Finish in the 1st position in VS mode, in 150cc, with Birdo
By Yvandoe... in Birdo's Beach - Medium
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958 (1st out of 3)By Ericpil... in Arcade Machine at 18:27
records 0:47:536 (1st out of 2)
By Ericpil... in Mario Circuit (MK... at 18:19
comments Good!!!!
By LeadBoi in Mario Kart 10+ at 16:14
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879 (1st out of 2)By Madmax12 in Riverside Park at 17:18
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915 (1st out of 1)By Nichola... in Yoshi Circuit at 16:58
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413 (1st out of 1)By Nichola... in Bowser Castle 6 at 16:51
comments what will the other cups be called? w...
By Kirbro in Mario Kart: Space... at 14:58
records 0:51:369 (1st out of 1)
By Nichola... in Cheese Land (Alpha) at 16:45
comments I knew a TTC-esk track was gonna come...
By RealGam... in Clockwork Loops at 14:56
comments but after playing all of the courses....
By RealGam... in Mario Kart: S P A... at 14:54
records 1
922 (1st out of 1)By Nichola... in Luigi's Mansion at 16:40
comments no I meant cannon as in accurate to M...
By RealGam... in Straight Line at 14:44
comments the laps do not work correctly
By windows... in Super Mario Kart ... at 14:43
Online mode
Online mode
Top 10
VS mode Battle Time Trial
Rank Nick Score
1
BFDI_Ahmad18
187700
2
Waterbeat
159103
3
Proudster
148747
4
Oyreek
147086
5
WorldRecord
142638
6
Nodac64
138872
7
WOR_Orsay
135981
8
EthanQc
130646
9
ImJustLimey
120952
10
Mudky
116625
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