Stupid Item Ideas.
20476 pts ★ Legend
6855 pts ★ RacerOn 2026-03-11 at 03:06:17
Lakitu’s evil brother:if you don’t throw his shell at another racer successfully the first time (no wall bounces) he will pick you up and take you to the nearest hole, and normal Lakitu would have to get you back up.
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1On 2026-03-11 at 03:08:06
Hammer: when used gives your character a concussion for a lap
Ultra Mega Mushroom: makes you so big to the point your head is in space and you suffocate
1st Place Mushroom: brings 1st straight to whoever used the item and removes their ability to rd or snake for the rest of the game
Ultra Mega Mushroom: makes you so big to the point your head is in space and you suffocate
1st Place Mushroom: brings 1st straight to whoever used the item and removes their ability to rd or snake for the rest of the game
1On 2026-03-12 at 00:57:28
Hammer: when used gives your character a concussion for a lap
what
On 2026-03-12 at 01:00:21
Item: Time Bomb
This is like a bomb-omb, but, if you throw it and it hits someone, it will stay on it’s shoulder for 20 seconds and it will hit you twice, each ten seconds the bomb will explode.
This is like a bomb-omb, but, if you throw it and it hits someone, it will stay on it’s shoulder for 20 seconds and it will hit you twice, each ten seconds the bomb will explode.
1On 2026-03-14 at 04:35:38
COLOSSAL BANANA
When you place it, it's bigger than the track you're racing on and spins everyone forever.
When you place it, it's bigger than the track you're racing on and spins everyone forever.
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11On 2026-03-14 at 05:55:44
DK's 1st Cannon:Help you from the bad place to the 1st place.
1On 2026-04-11 at 16:33:06
The reverse shell 🐢🔄
Looks like a normal green shell... but when pulled, it chases you.
It circles your kart menacingly like it’s “thinking about it,” then bonks you at the worst possible moment (like right before a jump).
If Bowser uses it, he gets bigger and bonks harder, but when Toad uses it, he panics halfway through just spinning in place.
Looks like a normal green shell... but when pulled, it chases you.
It circles your kart menacingly like it’s “thinking about it,” then bonks you at the worst possible moment (like right before a jump).
If Bowser uses it, he gets bigger and bonks harder, but when Toad uses it, he panics halfway through just spinning in place.
1On 2026-04-11 at 20:56:50
1.The Reverse Bullet bill
This item activates automatically and brings the player backwards for 24 seconds (and it can work on tracks that can not be beaten backwards)
2.The Ztar
Makes everyone and everything invincible except for you (Last's for 30 seconds)
3.Nothing
Uhh You get nothing that's the item
4.Invisible cap
Be invisible for the whole race but you won't get the lap count because lakitu doesn't see you
5.Game crash
It crashes your game
6.Bad boo
Gives you an item someone already said in the topic
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8.Meteor
Spawns a meteor to a player you chose and launches them into space never to be seen again
9.Waluigi
He tries to annoy you while you are playing (If you lose the race Waluigi be disappointed and demands you pay him €1,000,000)
This item activates automatically and brings the player backwards for 24 seconds (and it can work on tracks that can not be beaten backwards)
2.The Ztar
Makes everyone and everything invincible except for you (Last's for 30 seconds)
3.Nothing
Uhh You get nothing that's the item
4.Invisible cap
Be invisible for the whole race but you won't get the lap count because lakitu doesn't see you
5.Game crash
It crashes your game
6.Bad boo
Gives you an item someone already said in the topic
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8.Meteor
Spawns a meteor to a player you chose and launches them into space never to be seen again
9.Waluigi
He tries to annoy you while you are playing (If you lose the race Waluigi be disappointed and demands you pay him €1,000,000)
1On 2026-04-12 at 19:33:55
The crown item is an item that instantly makes you finish in 1st, and you have a 100% chance of getting it in every place
then u could just idle at the item boxes and trigger the crown the last yoctosecond before any opponent finishes the race
2On 2026-04-13 at 20:42:41
the receipt. rolls a super long paper scroll across the track and u lose coins when u step on it
2On 2026-04-13 at 22:17:32
Super Cherry:
Creates a clone that does the exact same controls as the original. You can make your character go right and so will the other. Use an item and so will the other. It lasts for 30 seconds, and you have to be careful with both of them. It can randomly despawn one of the 2 players. So basically, if your clone's in last but you're in first, your "First place" Character could randomly despawn. Or if your clone despawns, lucky break, I guess.
Creates a clone that does the exact same controls as the original. You can make your character go right and so will the other. Use an item and so will the other. It lasts for 30 seconds, and you have to be careful with both of them. It can randomly despawn one of the 2 players. So basically, if your clone's in last but you're in first, your "First place" Character could randomly despawn. Or if your clone despawns, lucky break, I guess.
And when you get other items you get double of them if you have a clone (so possibly 6 red shells at once
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11On 2026-04-13 at 23:38:57
Glitchy Shell.
When it hits another player, it corrupts all of the textures and freezes the game, even during online races. 3 seconds later, it closes down your browser and open file explorer. or whatever your computer has to browse the files on it.
When it hits another player, it corrupts all of the textures and freezes the game, even during online races. 3 seconds later, it closes down your browser and open file explorer. or whatever your computer has to browse the files on it.
1On 2026-04-13 at 23:45:41
Screech Mushroom: Makes your character absolutely freak out...
Shaker Flower: Causes a huge earthquake that knocks over your character, the only way to get back up is using the force, or getting back up by a POW.
Hydraulic Press: Crushes you until you can't run.
Knockover: well, it knocks over your character like a Koopa.
Shaker Flower: Causes a huge earthquake that knocks over your character, the only way to get back up is using the force, or getting back up by a POW.
Hydraulic Press: Crushes you until you can't run.
Knockover: well, it knocks over your character like a Koopa.
2On 2026-04-14 at 15:04:50
How about a pot of soup?
When you drink the soup...
When you drink the soup...
12 nested spoilers
On 2026-04-16 at 21:24:23
How about a pot of soup?
When you drink the soup...
When you drink the soup...
12 nested spoilers
BRUH
On 2026-04-16 at 23:16:18
A black hole
Destroyed the whole track
Destroyed the whole track
1On 2026-04-24 at 21:46:03
the big item box. a box you get if you're in last place only, which you can place down.
if any player hits it, including you, they will get the extremely dumb ideas this entire forums been giving out for every item box they get instead
if any player hits it, including you, they will get the extremely dumb ideas this entire forums been giving out for every item box they get instead
1On 2026-05-02 at 15:48:24
lightning, but it shrinks you so small that your character becomes microscopic (and it makes you go at 999cc too because the lightning charges your kart too much)
1On 2026-05-02 at 17:00:40
The Comeback Flower
It immediately swaps the positions of the player in last and the player in first. It can only be obtained on the final lap and you must be in last in order to get it.
It immediately swaps the positions of the player in last and the player in first. It can only be obtained on the final lap and you must be in last in order to get it.
1On 2026-05-03 at 09:10:21
Dio's stand za warudo stops time for five seconds you can only get It in twleve
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